The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, September 30, 1914, Image 3
"SHOES"
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When we say shoes;
we mean
LEATHER SHOES, :
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not a suDsuture tor
leather at a low once
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but leather at a rea-;
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sonable price. ' J
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Stvlish, but notf
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extreme.
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Service, Our Motto, i
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el. 13. IKlit'l,
1736 Main Street
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Opposite Post Office
COLUMBIA, S. C. |
Saw Mill For Sale.
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Boiisr4C-H P, Lombard make; Engine
2G-Horse p^wer Loddeli make, 2
saws. Lot of Shading and Pallies.
Apply to M, L. BROWN, Admr. j
49 Lexing:on, S. 0., R.F D. 3, '
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The 19th Ceniu
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stains and waxes any floor
be applied by a child with <
quart which will finish a flc
light and dark oak, mahoj
".yafe' j
whole of Columbia is using
lighted. Wall 'Paper, P
Picture Frames.
Webb's
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\ When You Are in Cohnr
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\ PALMETTO R
^ Everything Clean and N
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^ Good and Pro
J 1320 Main Street
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lor fifty cents than yo
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I THE HOME NA
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"Peruna Cured Me
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^ MR. ROB^R^OWLeC-^^
Of Okarche, Oklahoma.
Mr. Robert Fowler, Okarche, Oklahoma,
writes:
"To ar.y sufferer of catarrh of the
stomach. I am glad to tell my friends
or sufferers of catarrh that seventeen
years ago I w*as past work of any
kind, due to stomach troubles. I tried
almost every known remedy without
any results.
"Finally I tried Peruna, and am
happy to say I was benefited by the
first bottle, and after using a full
treatment I was entirely cured.
"I am now seventy years old, and
am in good health, due to always
having Peruna at my command. I
would not think of going away from
home for any length of time without
taking a bottle of Peruna along for
emergency.
"You are at liberty to use my picture
and testimony if.you think it will
help any > one who has stomach
trouble."
No?
All persons books belonging
to the cir-v 1 iuj library will nl-> s
bring cbem for exchange at or.ce.
Harman DniiiCo., Librarian.
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ryif loorS Finish
WAXALL j
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by one app'ication, can | j
i cloth. Delivered 7Jc a
>or 16x18 feet, made in
jany jand walnut JjThe
it Try it and be deaints,
^Artist Supplies,
irt Store
, s. c.
a Street.
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tbia TakejYour Meals at %
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ESTAURANT
eat, Everything?in Sea- ?
booking. ?
i Gentlemen ?
impt Service i
COLUMBIA, S.[C. J
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u get when you buy
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Bonds
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ARIZONA KfCMLETS
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The Editor Again Shows His
S 'orn of Gun Piav.
| DEFENDS GIVEADAM GULCH.
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| :n H;s Capacity or Editor, Mayor, j
! Postmaster, Etc.. Routs the Squeam- I
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j ish Element Who Want the town to :
i Ecar a Less Gunpcwdery Name.
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By fvl. QUAD. I
I [Copv*:ghtt 1"14, ].v Associated Literary
] i-css.]
WEDNESDAY afternoon last as
we sat in pur sauctuui a
stranger entered with a gun
1 in his hand, and when we ,
I had welcomed him he began:
I "Is y-y-your n-nanie"?
We saw he had an impediment of
i speech and helped him out by replying
j that we were Mr. Jim Ilellso, owner
and editor of the Kicker, mayor of
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tlil* I'J W ii, J?u. Uil.tMOi, Ut:pUL > U1i;lcu j
States marshal, state senator, chaw- j
pion wingshot of Arizona and so forth.
"I?1 have?have c-oo-me t-t-t-oto,''
continued the man, but he cut it off, !
there and sat down to rest
We gave him ten minutes by the
clock and then motioned for him to go
0:1, and he stood up and said:
j "I?I have c-o-me 200 m-m-miles to
J s-s-s"?
i lie took another rest, and then said 1
the same thing over again. It was our
; busy day. We therefore begged him to
S excuse us and went our way and saw
| him no more. Later in the day he left j
town, but before going he got 'the J
j kinks out of his tongue and explained j
to several citizens that his name was j
Barney and that he had come 200 miles \
on horseback to shoot us. If we stut- j
tered as bad as Mr. Barney does we j
would s-s-shoot our m-a-man first and
make our explanations 1-1-later on.
We learn that Major Jackson of 1
Grass Valley has been arrested for j
assault with intent to kill. We can't j
PULL HIS NOSE IN NOTATION.
I believe it We saw nine different men
i pull his nose in rotation one afternoon
and he did not even protest. If he has 1
tried to kill anything it was a rabbit
For ?ome time past a clique of citi
zens, headed by Joe Taylor, have been
agitating the idea of changing thename
of this town from Giveadam
Gulch to Rose Hill. The cliqtie Went
so far as to call a public meeting for
Wednesday evening, which Fas largely
attended. Tavlor and others made
Btr9U2 speeches in tavor of a change,
claiming that the name of the town
kept people away and that to continue
to call it Giveadam Gulch was against
policy, prosperity and civilization. The
editor or tne ivicKer pwnt ig ourself), J
and the mayor (who is ouselfj, Were ' '
called upon to speak in oppsition. We !
gave a history of the towi from the I 1
day old Bill Williams did't give a '
hoop for the Indians surrouding him
in this gulch, and thus gavehe name
to a place which has grown nd pros- 1
pered beyond any town inthe far J
west There was something hiest and j
aboveboard?something whichmaeked 1
of a rough but good hearted cumuni- h
ty in the name of Giveadam Qch.
WThen a vote was taken thTaylor
crowd was laid on the shel by a
large majority. We are still Giadam t]
Gulch, and Giveadam Gulch x shall !c
remain, and odds is the differed who
gives a hang and who doesn't. v,
Our esteemed contemporary tg in
his last issue that he will shoot on
sight. He will have to do it a m
club, then, as he can't tell one t of '
a gun from the other. la
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It may have boon us who ed j
Colonel Jackson's old mule onie
street Wednesday evening. As*e ' 1
were coming home at midnight s> ' t
thing or somebody kicked us fromt j
of the darkness, and we let go witl< j ;
bullets. The colonel should keep-, j
mules penned up. j
The Eagle restaurant put on ta j s
napkins the other day for an expej ^
mnnt nnrt dnrim* tho shooting Whl
followed Mr. Urner, the proprietor, 1 c
ceired a bullet in the shoulder, E
will let well enough .alone after this.
There are rumors flying about thn b
we intended to run for congress. W? A
deny nothing. We are out for office
and if we don't land in the White L
House some day it won't .be for the
want of trying. The five offices we
hold sharpen our appetite for more.
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THE Pie OUT OF THE BAG.
Showing the Disadvantages of Knowing
Too Much.
"TT is understood," said the proposed
second wife, "that I am to r.ap
all the benefits of your lirst marriage."
"in what':" said the proposed second
wife's husband, wh > was 11 --tiling
if not experienced, and understood
fully having the terms agreed up.a:
beforehand.
"Ill that I am to enjoy ;he :no!ie>
1 which, through you; lirst wife's fru
! gality and labor and self saorilbv. you
| saved up."
i "Certainly."
"And in * har. I.ivine learned to
school yourself by getting along with
her, you a,re to administer to my wants
and save my feelings, he akv to me
in little things, remember al. the anniversaries.
and. in. fact, give me the
full be lie lit of her companion-hip willi
you."
"I guess we'd better call the whale
affair off."
"Bui I am only asking the usual
thing. It's done by ail husbands to
their second wiv OS."
Her proposed husband smiled a
crafty smile.
"Oh. that's all right." he replied.
"The terms are O. Iv. But von gave
me to understand that you L 1 never
been married before. You know too
much You have deceived me/'?Life.
Possibly Tainted.
"These are evil days for the rich
men." said George Ade at a luncheon
at the Chicago Athletic club. "I'd rather
be a pickpocket than an interlocking
director-there's more honor in it.
"They say that a cannibal king recently
sent posthaste for his doctor.
"'Good gracious man!* the doctor
said. 'Y'ou're in a dreadful state. What
have you been eating?'
44 'Nothing.' groaned the sick man,
CAVCJ7L U SIaVC VI L'JU L UJ 111LiiU 11 IlVLUlll V
wlose yacht was wrecked ok Cocoauut
reef.'
"'Merciful powers!' the doctor cried.
'Aid I told you under no circumstances
to eat anything rich. George, get the
*savs and axes. We must operate at
ome.' "?Boston Advertiser
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Old Wine In New Bottles.
Dad (from the hall)?Why, Marjorie,
hav dim the light is in here.
Freddy (the fiance, not a college
graduate in vain)?Ye?, sir. Professor
TMnnsterberg has a theory that brilliait
light benumbs the intellect. We
ae experimenting to find the degree
ofillumination by which the attention
isfcept vivid and the mental functions
. ative.?Judge.
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. ] An Extremist.
Tm afraid," said Mr. Chuggins,
"lat a man can be overconscientious
a out running a motorcar."
^JjHave you^been that way?"
^*Yes, Y grew so interested in slowing
down to avoid violating the speed
limit that a policeman had to threaten
to surest me for standing too long in
one place."?Washington tStar.
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He Knew Pop.
"POP!" ..
.. "Yes, my son."^_..* r*'* <
"This paper lays that slavery in the
United States was begun in Jamestown,
Va., in 1619."
"That's right, my boy." '
"Well, is that when men began to
trAf- mnrripd ?Ynnl-ors Stof-Acr- on
o ' v*? # ? V N' W* -A .4 U?
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A Pretty Deception.
Crawford?So you found a package
of old love letters you wrote your wife
years ago. What did you do with
theta ?
Chibshaw?Changed the dates and
seit tbem to her while she was away
in tie country.?Puck
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* Family Secrets,
teacher (to new pupil)?Now, Mary,
I'll give you a sum. Supposing that
voir father owed the butcher $13.if,
?1113 to the baker, $27.08 to the coal
ma'chant, $15.10 to the landlordMary
(decidedly)?We should move.?
Sartford Times.
A Different Wav.
siayrne?I never lay my watch down
itfnight. 1 always hang it up. Do
roa?
Bob?Oh, yes. Mine is-hanging up
sow at my uncle's.?Baltimore Amer- j
L*an. I
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The Great Qualification.
"If your son is going to be a poll- J
clan why are you sending him to col- '
>ge?" I
"He is taking a special course in not (
-riting letters."?Xew York Tress.
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Criticism. r
"lie is raising one of those cute. )
ustaches. What do you thing of it?" /
"I know two or three middle aged i I
dies who have better ones."?Detroit S
ree Tress
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Bettina's Salads. j r
Lovely girl is my Bettina. !
Most exemplary her habits. j u
Save that 1 can never wean her i ?
From concocting tough Welsh rabbits; V
Uso fudge she's always cooking? >
Such things lea\e me weak and pallid? V
^nd forever she is looking fj
For somewhat to make a salad. /
fc
ialads are her ruling passion. PJ
She will make them at all hours. 1/
he adopts each salad fashion, ft
Makes 'em out of fruit or flowers. K\
)nce when we had friends to dinner? I V,
Nothing else then had my lady? > |]
he with dressing made a winner si
Out of just my old straw cady! fl
i the year we've been housekeeping j
Naught but foolish food I've eaten. y\
nd for solids I am weeping. i>
Though the salads can't be beaten!
ife seems vapid, silly, petty, pjj
And I told her so, doggone It! {?
.'hat do you suppose said Betty? Is
"Put some salmi dressing on it!" IV
-Chicago News. ([!
1 What "BeeDe<
"Bee Dee" on the label means REAL ^
jg inside the package, and RESULTS and $
^ FACTION afler the contents have been
fc. Always ask tor "Bee Dee" when you buy ;
F- or poultry remedy. "Bee Dee" remedies a
? pared ironi pure, medicinal ingredients, in a
j|j tific way, and are genuine medicines that y
n depend on.
TO ^ TO ^ ^ STOCK ? POULT
hcf ? SQQ MSDICIS3
ia eiXAV LIKIMSNT?D$
M Bee Dee Healing Powder?Bee Dee Colic R
K.
A GOOD SCHOOL 1894
j FOR YOUR GIRL 1814
Academic. ana Junior College work. Ex
w.aer, electric lights, sewerage and baths. i
petent instructors. Special courses in Art, 1:
Stenography a;Jd typewriting. Standards
September 18. Write for catalogue.
R. F. GAITHER, President.
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IIS THE KEYN
Each working clay brings its
plans are- to make busy days bus
the current prices and mark <
^ changed conditions. The price*
upon as being the very lowest i
quality. To have your home
would like to have your friends
Styles in
I Parlor, Dining, Bed, Li
Furniture are to be liad that ar
"I . Don't fail to visit and examine
tc the city. Your bundles and wi
vi Tllpp.t.rir* "Rlevat.nrs ti
!?ma y Y * V ?A v/ ? V* VVA w/ v
1313 to 1319 M
, j COLUMBIA.
I VAN ME
j^^^^UNDEOTAKER^AN^
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WUUUHUUV
|| Better Light
|| Every Roon
? ? LIGHT-GIVING lamps ar
ant as light-giving %windov
? i fact?daylight is free?you
f T electric light.
SS You can have the pure,
Fostoria MAZDA Lamps in
r t out increasing your light bil
\l PERRVMANN ELEE
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S ? Phone 208
it Columbia,
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Vu is better than seven cents co
1 We are prepared to till yoi
w Goods and clothing in propc
price of cotton. Yours to ga
jfo us when in need. We antici
% need in our line and assure v
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JfJ to have you come to see us.
1(120-1 ()24 Main street. Hav
i/i
M clothes at seven cents cotton {
/j to show you. Make our store
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| UK 1)8? MOBS
f 1620-1624 Main
| COLUMBIA
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v&T&r ;,t "turn
-" Means I
After using the Bee Dee
USea. Remedies generally for ?
1 Stock sometime, we take plea- fl
re nre- sure in saving that they are a
giving entire satisfaction,
SCien- an(j we cheerfully recoinr0U
can mend them.
McMillen Stock Farm,
~ y Waco, Texas.
mJM CM?JSPHClOB S I
? Ycu can get them at
SItiedy your dealer's. ^ ^ ^ p
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eellent. health record. Artesian
Careful!;* Heeled faculty of ccmIxpresaion,
Piano, Violin, Voice,
high. P-:icts low. Term opens
Granyefcurg, $, C.
Ill lillllilHIPIIB'lllill 111 Mill III Himillll
own missions. My
<ier. I watch closely I
everything to meet I
3 here can be relied I
n accordance with El
fnrnishpH J?Q v.in
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see it is a pleasure.
iferary or Kitchen
e right up-to-date,
any stock while in
aps taken care of
o all Floors. 7
!ain St.
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EMBALMERS. I
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More so, in J K
have to pay for A A
brilliant light of
every room with- 5 A
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1414 Main Street
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>rtion to the low Hm
in by calling on
pated your every j$]
ou it is a pleasure
Same old place, Wl
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)rices. A pleasure
your store. ^
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