The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, October 02, 1912, Image 5
PROFESSIONAL CARDS.
DR. 0. R. HARDING,
THE OLD AND TBIED DENTIST,
is at his office doing good worn at
moderate prices. Call to see him
don't wait.
Near Hyatt's Park, COLUMBIA, S. 0
T\R. F. 0. GILMOBB,
V DENTIST.,
1510 Main Street, COLUMBIA, S. 0.
OmoR Hours; s a. m. to 2 p. m., an irom
3 to 6 p.m.
WM. W. HA WES,
Attorney and Counselor at Law.
NEW BROOK LAND, S. 0*
Practice In all Courts. Business solicited.
November 1,1905.
DR. L. L. TOOLE, Dentist,
1623 Main St. : Columbia, S. C,
OFFICE HOURS: 9 A. M.-5 P. M.
0. M. EFIBD. F. S. DREHEB.
EFIRD & DREHER,
ATTORNEYS AT LAW,
LEXINGTON C. H. S. C
Will practice In all the Courts. Business
solicited. One member of the Arm will always
be at office, Lexington. S. C. j
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T H. FRICK,
J . ATTORNEY AT LAW.
CHAFIN, S. C.
Office: Hotel Marion, 4th Boom. Second
Floor. Will practice in all the Courte.
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RAY F. SOX,
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Edmund, Lexington County, S. 0.
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Thurmond,timmerman &callison,
attorneys at law,
WILL PRACTICE IN ALL COURTS,
We will be pleased to meet those
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Office next to Caughman & Harman's.
Lexington, S C.
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GEO. BELL TIMMERMAN,
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COLUMBIA, S. 0.
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eountv.
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columbia, s. 0.
' Lutheran Publication Building,
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Attorney at law.
MIMNAUGH BLDG., COLUMBIA, S. C.
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Tuesday at the home of his grandmother,
in St. Matthews, by a parlcr
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Dan Byrd and Jake Moore, negroes,
were convicted at Winsborro on Mon
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WHY?
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COLUMBIA, - S. C
BQWSERSGREENS
Against the Devastating and
Pestiferous Fly.
AT LEAST HE TRIES TO DO SO.
J3ut He Encounters a Few Difficulties
Incidental to the Construction of His
Window Frames, and the Job Is a
Failure.
By M. QUAD.
[Copyright, 1912, by Associated Literary
Press.]
WHEN Mr. Bowsei came down
to breakfast the other morning
with au old suit of
clothes ou Mrs. Bowser
jumped to the conclusion that he was
going to take a day off. What for?
Was he going to paint?
Was he going to tinker at the doorbell?
Was he going to put up a tire escape?
Was he going to try experiments on
the cockroaches?
All these things were possible, and
she was trying to guess which one it
would be when he said:
"Mrs. Bowser, ffy time has arrived."
"Yes, there are plenty of them
around, and we ought to have had in
the screens some time ago."
"You have seen the housefly ever
since the first one bit your nose as a
baby, but I doubt if you have ever
posted yourself as to his habits and
thp dnncrers he brings to the human
race."
"1 know he's a pest and a nuisance."
"Mrs. Bowser." continued Mr. Bowser
with, all the gravity of a professor
before his class, "it is estimated that
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THE LUMBER ARRIVED.
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"JUSI auuui, Liail euuui;u, LU,y ucai,
and that leads to the mystery of my
being here at this moment, instead of
on my way to the office."
Ho Sets Himself a Task.
"You are going to?to"?
"Going to make three full sized
screens for the back windows in the
kitchen. That's where more than a
million flies entered the house last summer,
and the wonder is that the whole
Bowser family was not wiped off the
earth. Those half screens are a fraud.
I have bought the lumber to make
screens that will be screens, and am
expecting it here every minute."
"Mr. Bowser," said Mrs. Bowser as
they arose from the table, "you can't
make a window screen. You are not
carpenter enough. Two or three year3
ago you tried to make a screen door
and how did you come out with it?"
"Made the nicest, neatest screen door
a house ever had."
"You did nothing of the kind. After
sweating and swearing over it all day
one hundred billion trillion quadril- 1
lion flies are born in the world every !
summer." . !
"I don't doubt it."
"During the months of June, July,
August and September they cause the
death of 804,705 human beings. They
are ten times as destructive as war."
"I see."
Scientific Information.
"The common housefly carries od his
feet, between his teeth and under his
wings the germs of typhoid, scarlet
fever, yellow fever, the black death,
spinal meningitis, smallpox, cholera
and eleven other fatal diseases. Did
you know that?"
"1 never even suspected it." replied
Mrs. Bowser.
"Of course not. Instead of reading
up 011 files you have spent your time
in gadding about in search of bargains.
The bites inflicted by one single fly
may cause the deaths of father, mother
and seven children. Any day this
summer a fly may bite the king of
England, the emperor of Germany or
the president of the United States and
upset a country."
"But why hasn't it already happened?"
"Because the flies weren't ready to
bite. They haven't got around to those
men yet"
"But they haven't even bitten Morgan,
Rockefeller or Carnegie."
"For the same reason, my dear. The
persons you name, with Senator Bailey
and others added, will get their bites
in time."
"Wey, .what about all this?" was
asked.
''The moral is: Kill off the flies."
"But can it be done?"
"No. The best we can do is to protect
ourselves as far as possible. Keep
the flies out of the house, out of the
butter, the sugar and all other food."
"Oh, but we've got screens for that
very purpose."
"T ' -1 J- t- -1 -o U ??
you produced a.wapple jawed thing .
that wouldn't tit within a foot and '
then got mad and kicked it to pieces."
"That will do, woman! 1 see your
object. It is to get some lazy carpenter
up here at $4 a day and make
those screens cost me $10 apiece by
the time they are finished. You can't
work that scheme on me. Let me
alone, and if I don't turn out two as
pretty window screens as any carpenter
in this town can make I'll chew
my hat"
Mrs. Bowser said no more. It would
have been a waste of words. Mr. Bowser
would have perished on the scaffold
rather than give up bis plans.
The lumber arrived. He had ordered
stuff two inches wide by one in thickness,
heavy enough for a bull pen.*
"Von don't mean that von are going
to"? began Mrs. Bowser when Mr. {
Bowser waved her away with: I
"Unn along now. I think I shall be
able to boss this job." =
Some Things Lacking. ^
A saw was needed, and he went to
a hardware store and paid 75 cents for
one. Then he had to buy a new screwdriver
and screws. He must have wire
for the frames when they were finished.
but he'd make a second trip. lie
would also need a can of black paint
and a brush.
The first thing was to get the length
and width of the window frames, so
as to saw his strips to a length. Mr.
Bowser found that he had no carpen 1
ter's rule and that Mrs. Bowser had
no tape line.
"Let's see. Let's see." be mused as
he squinted aroimd. "That window is
about five feet eight in height by?
by""You
can't do it that way," said Mrs.
Bowser as she came slying around.
"That window is at least six feet high,
and I guess two inches more."
?"by?by." continued Mr. Bowser?
"by two feet ten."
"By three feet two. yon mean."
"Woman, will you oblige me by entering
your domain and staying there
f/> rtnmo /lilt onH fri7p
until l t*l) ut'.inu iy \.uuii. vui. _
advice?" j
"Yes. I will, but if you saw the stuff I
to your measure you will waste it."
Mr. Bowser went ahead and sawed.
He could have measured with the first
strip off and found whether it was too
long or too short, but Mrs. Bowser had
mixed in. you see. and she must be
shown that she didn't know it a!!.
Making the Frames.
Presently there were four strips ready
to be fastened together. The ends must
be morticed. Mr Bowser had no chisel,
but he had plenty of confidence in the
family ax. lie sawed and he split, and
Mrs. Bowser peeped out of a back window
and grinned. Things were workins
round to produce a situation.
Instances have been known where the '
four corners of a window screen objected
to coming together for the general
good. Elere was such a case. The
custom is to haul and pull and twist
and batter them together. If sutficient
strength is used any objection can be
* overcome. By the use of nni's and
screws and muscles and swear words
Mr. Bowser got his frame together and
stood it up against the fence.
"Not long enough or wide enough!"
called Mrs. Bowser from a window.
"So you still persist?" he answered
as he looked up.
"Hold it up to the window and see ir
I am not right."
Mr. Bowser started oft* for the tacks
and wire. lie would have tried the tit.
only Mrs. Bowser had mixed in again,
lie would run that job or perish.
"Sure you haven't made any mistake?"
queried the hardware man when
the figures were given him.
"I think my eyesight is good yet,"
was the reply.
"Oh. then, you measured your frame
with your eye, eh? Well, you shall
have what you call for."
Winding Up the JobWhen
Mr. Bowser got home with the
wire he proceeded to cut the length in
two by his^eye and then to tack one
length on. There were sis inches too
much of it, but he calmly cut off the
surplus. Then he was called in to
lunch. When he was ready to tackle
his job again Mrs. Bowser went into a
neighbor's to see a sick child and was
absent an hour. At the gate when she
returned she found a policeman, who
said:
"I have to tell you, ma'am, that I've
got your husband in the house and telephoned
for your family doctor!"
"Why, what's the matter with Mr.
Bowser?"
"I was going up the alley, ma'am, as
he was trying to fit a screen to a window.
It was too short and too narrow.
It was squeegawed. It was flipflopped
and flimflammed. It was a daisy
for sure."
Ml
"les:
"And your husband suddenly fell
a-eussing and a-whooping and a-shouting.
And he flung that screen down
and jumped on it. And he grabbed up
the ax and hammered it And?and
then"?
"Yes?"
"And he went into a fit of some kind
and fell down and rolled over and rolled
up his eyes almost to his ears, and
I've got a bet with the co^k that he
cashes in before"?
But Mrs. Bowser was inside the
house. She always overlooked Mr.
Bowser's crimes when the grim monster
gets after him.
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Experience.
"Have you ever had typhoid fever?"
"No: but I worked all summer on a
i farm once."?New York Tribune. ,
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