The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, July 31, 1912, Image 7
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Large Tomatoes.
Willie D. Davis, colored, lays the
reporter under obligation to him for
Ave big tomatoes of the pirate variety.
Asked what variety they were, Willie
said he didn't know, be just scattered
the seed. They are here classed in
' the pirate denomidation because they
grew up to be the pirates in Willie's
sea of vegetables, running over everything
and taking possession of everything
in their way. Everybody knows
Willie D is there because there are
other Willie Davises, or Willies Davis
if that could be correct. Anyhow this
Willie Davis is the man Recorder
Earhardt brought over with him from
. Lexington long years before he ever
- thought of being recorder, and while
""* - - * -_* JJ. 1- ? ~? knUinrr
iwcoraw isam&rub is uuw un/******? j
down two good jobs, Willie D. Davis
is holding on to Irs job of doing more
tilings and being at more places at one
and the same time than any other one
man, white or black, in Newberry or
Lexington connty. He is a rounder
and knows lots about the press rooms
of The Herald and News where he
works at making "pigs'' for the linotype
machine, etc., and managing his
other irons in the fire when not working
tomatoes. These tomatoes he
leaves at the office weigh in pounds as
follows: 1 1-2, 1 1-4, r 1-4,11-16, 1,
before they are cooked and eaten, or
served in a ra w state.?Herald & News.
George L. Higbie, Mich., used Foley
Kidney Pills for kidney and bladder
trouble. He 9ays: "I find for my
case no other medicine equals Foley
Kidney Pills for beneficial effect.''
They are a safe and reliable medicine1'
for kidney trouble and rheumatism.
Contain no harmful drugs. Kaufmann
Drug Co.
The cost of replacing all the present
wooden eara on railroads in the United
States with steel, which would be re- |s
quired if some legislators had their .
way, is estimated at $630,000,000.
FISHING TACKLB?Have you seen
our new line of fishing tackle, embracing
hooks; lines, bobs, nets, canes,
etc? We have everything to make
your fishing trip successful.
The Bazaar.
The Swiss government has recently
granted a concession for the construction
of a narrow guage electric railway,
about 110 miles long, from Meiringen
to Engelberg over the Joch
pass.
In these days of high cost of living,
a medicine that gets a man up out of
bed and able to work in a few days is
a valuable and welcome remedy. John
Heath, Michigan Bar, Oak, had kidney
and bladder trouble* was confined to
his bed, unable to turn without help.
"I commenced usiDg Foley Kidney
Pills and can truly say I was relieved
at once." His example is worth following.
Kaufmann Drug Co.
The number of passengers carried
one mile, or the passenger milage in
the United States, as compiled for
1910, was 3*2,338,496,329. The corresponding
return far 1909 wa9 estimat
ed at 3,229,173,340 less.
Mail Carriers Will Fly.
Thi9 is an age of great discoveries.
Progress ride9 on the air. Soon we
may 9ee Uncle Sam's mail carriers
flying in all directions, transporting
mail. People take a wonderful interest
in a discovery that benefits them.
That's why Dr. King's New Discovery
for Coughs, Colds and other throat and
lung diseases is the most popular medicine
in America. "It cure-' me of a
dreadful cough," writes Mrs. J. F.
Davis, Stickney Corner, Me.,
"after doctor's treatment and all other
remedies had failed." Excellent for
coughs, colds or any bronchial affection.
Price 50c and $100 Trial bottle
free at Kanfmann Drug Co.
The relatives of the late explorer,
tfoyd Aiexanaer, are iu preecuu uio
collection of African birds in the British
mnsenm. The collection embraces
more than 4,000 specimens, many of
them rare.
N. J. Gorham. Cashier Bank of Woodville,
Woodville, Ga , had a very
severe attack of kidney trouble and
the pains in his kidneys and back were
terrible. "I got a bottle of Foley
Kidney Pills from our druggist and
they entirely relieved me, 1 have more
benefit from them than any other
medicine." Eaufmann Drug Co.
A men in California has patented a
devise which generates electrical en- I
ergy from the horizontal impetus of
ocean waves. Hitherto such power
has been obtained only from the vertical
or perpendicular motion of water.
The worse brain a man has the more
his wife can attribute it to hi9 good
heart.
Cleaning, Pressing
and Dyeing
The Lexington Pressing Club is
ready to do your fall cleaning, pressing,
dyeing, etc. We have a competent
force and all work promptly and
neatly done. Let us fix up that old
last year's suit foryon. We make
a specialty of this class of work.
Lexington Pressing Club.
Lem Sox, Manager.
A man never knows bow to appreciate
the children and a woman how not
to.
A Matter of Form.
This is the season
Of the year
In which the bathing
Maids appear
And do parades
Along the beach
Each one as teasy
As a peach;
Each one creates
Some of a stir.
Until her snifc
Gets stuck on her,
We're never found
One oharming yet
After her bathing
Snit got wet.
If yoc are a housewife yon cannot
reasons':jly hope to be healthy or beautiful
by cashing dishes, sweeping and
doing noose wore all day, and crawling
into bed dead tired at night. You
must get out into the open air ana sunlight.
If you do this every day and
keep your stomach and bowels in good
order by taking chamberlain's Tablets
when needed, yon should become both
healthy and beautiful. For sale by all
dealers.
Dead from Eating Tripe.
Thomasville, Ga, July 24.?Four little
negroes are dead and three others
critically ill as the result of eating raw
tripe at the home of Tom Austin, their
grandfather, in this county. All are
children of one mother, and there is
one set of twins. The children found
the tripe while they were alone in the
house and had a feast. Ptomaine
poisoning resulted.
Chickens Wanted?A coop of good
size Frying Chickens, at the Dispatch
office.
J9Lvex*y
THE JEWELER
1508 Main St, Columbia, S. C.
repairs
watches
AND
jewelry
Hakes Them 6ood as New
medals
'badges
^ E . ? AXbbma5M Ana 'ftiaiaa
manuiituiurei in win umi
Shops for Schools and
Oiher Purposes.
AVERY, The Jeweler
1508 Main St., Columbia, S. C.
W BH f3& *r t i *"
f" K& gj THE 1
go '8EWI^'G
WARRANTED FOR ALL TIME.
If yon purchase the JsEW HOME you 'will
have a life asset at the price y~u pay.?'id will
act have an endless chainof repairs.
Quality
O Considered
If you want a sewing machine, write for I
Dur latest catalogue before you purchase.
i>s New Heme Sewing Machine Co., Orai^e. Mass. ;
FARMS!
FARMS!
If you want to buy a good
farm at right price anywhere
in South Carolina,
call on or write me. If you
want to sell your farm quick
for cash, make your price
right and I will sell it for
you, no matter where located.
I sell choice city
property, too.
Hope A. Dickert,
1507 Main Street,
Columbia, - South Carolina.
"Always Hustling."
CAMPAIGN ITINERARY.
Candidates lor State Olli- j
ces Be Here July 23.
Camden, Monday, August 5.
Lancaster, Tuesday, August 6.
Yorkville, Wednesday, August 7.
Gaffney, Thursday, August 8.
Spartanburg, Friday, August 9.
Union, Saturday, August 10.
dewberry, Tuesday, August 13.
Laurens, Wednesuay, August 14.
Greenwood, Thursday, August 15.
Abbeville, Friday, August 16.
Anderson, Saturday, August 17.
Walhalla, Tuesday, August 20.
Pickens, Wednesday, August 21.
Greenville. Thursday, August 22.
County Campaign Dates.
Swansea, Thursday, August 1.
Brookland, Saturday, August 3.
Irmo, Thursday, August 8.
Chapin, Friday, August 9.
Peak, Saturday, August 10.
Gilbert, Wednesday, August 14.
Summerland, Thursday, August 15.
Boylston, Saturday, August 17.
Steedman, Thursday, August 22.
Pelion, Friday, August 23.
What It Cost To Run.
Senate, $15; House, $8; Clerk of j
Court, $30; Sheriff, $20; Auditor, $15;
Treasurer, $15; Superinterdent of Education,
$15; Supervisor, $20; County
Commissioner, $2; Coroner, $5.
Pay Up Please.
We are greatly in need of money
just now to pay paper and other bills,
and will, therefore, greatly appreciate
it if those of our readers who are in
arrears will call or send by mail and
renew their subscriptions at once. We
don't want to stop anybody's paper.
This is campaign year and you will
need The Dispatch to keepyouposted
One on Her
A young wife was troubled by her
husband, who insisted upon coming
home intoxicated in the wee small
hours of the morning, says Mack's
National Monthly. One night she sat
up and waited for him to make his
shameful appearance.
He appeared after a short while,
and entered the bed room carrying
his shoes. His wife threw a shawl
over her head and in her deepest tones
said, "I am Satan, I am Satan."
The husband looked her over carefully,
and, holding out his hand, said:
"Shake, old boy! I married your sister."
FOR SALE?One buggy, wagon and
harness; in good condition. Apply to
A. Mike Harman.
| COL'JMDIA S.C |
THE MOST COMPLETE LINE WE
HAVE EVER SHOWN IN
HARNESS,
SADDLES,
COLLARS,
BRIDLES,
ROBES,
HORSE
BLANKETS,
ETC.
We have a special home-made slip
Harness for one-horse wagon at
$5a00a
A Set of Buggy Harness for
$10.00.
We buy Hides, Furs, Tallow, Beeswax
and pay highest market prices.
Wilse W. Martin,
1116-U18 Plain Street,
COLUMBIA - - - S. C.
Foley's
Kidney
Pills
What They Will Do for You
Thev will cure vour harVarVi*
j J
ktrengthen your kidneys, correct
urinary irregularities, build
up the worn out tissues, and
eliminate the excess uric acid
that causes rheumatism. Prevent
Bright's Disease and Diabates,
and restore health and
strength. Refuse substitutes.
For Sale By Kaufmann Drug Oo.
AT ACTU;
Beginning on Thursday, June 27th, we \
niture at ACTUAL COST. A few of the ma
$1.00 Chairs . ... 75c. $3?
$1.25 Rockers .... 89c. $45
$2.50 Rockers .... $1.98. Enl
$5.00 Rockers . . . $3.69 tioi
STALL INCS &
NEW BROOKLAND,
Tha house that sells MORE GOOD
SAME GOOD
JOTHAM AN
And the "Happy Tt
X SHAN'T never fergit the time young Doc A
was a hifalutin feller, an' afore hard kno<
he'd figgered out more ways o' makin' ablai
The Doc thought he was jest a leetle mi
do fer his outfit but the fanciest things
ver-top bottles?fancy plug hat?fancy
5? Not havin' the money to put into ?
3 sition by thro vin' away so1"* . of his gi
rr sountiin' name. Sorter - uck up his
ir dlf smell o' money. *
|J Well, after takin' one look at that
\ affair with all sorts o' gingerbread worl
\ l'^n? ^?" ^,e sorter roads the Doc'd be 'bli
Jam vs r".\ This wagon foolishness was ovei 'bou
/ ppaiv ^A Doc projected. The first time out, his hos:
v ft A to ^'nc^ers- The ncxt t^ingi he discovered
y\ 'J? j thing after every :rip. The dust an' grit'd
^ \ \ do. Fin'lly, in comin' down hill one day
L\ ifc i ^'en?Who-o-sh! 'Twas all over with, '<
It. i $ The Doc cussed consid'able. lie v;i
s' ll 1 & on!y satisfaction he got was in their asl
! i V- some more. He was an artist in his way?
sicks, an' I b'lieved that whereas he wouh
Iflj a'^y ?Pcn t0 convict>c:i t.o'm. So, I sug
^Company, Watcrtowr., N.Y., an' git one
I've got a "Happy Thought" myself?a Comin
bought it about six months afore the Doc come to us. .
it fer a spell, to sec how he liked it. I told him if he di
nin' vehicle he ever stepped into, he could call me z doi
The Doc'd been too dum stuck-up at first to even 1
take an int'rest in things. He looked at the "Happy
powers!" sez he. "It's an easy chair, a cradle an' a hs
I evamincH thp Rradlev shaft couDlitl's. se<
1 Mt" wv* ? ? J - - I
teetered for a while, an' then sez: "Isshe 'iled up, ready
Well, the Doc tried her fer a couple o' days, an't!
an' sez: "Say, Jotham, what'll ye take fthat wagon
"She ain't fer sale," I sez. "Wouldn't sell it no!
1' what'd be fhe use in my doing that, scein' I'd hav
c.t 'nother jest like it?" ?
"Yes, that's so," sez he. "But how'ci ye :;now y<
it? This one's the finest wagon I ever rid in. Why, it
almost! An' they ain't no rattle or squeakin' to it, an m
seems to fcrgit he's hitched to anything, it comes 'long :
"That's all right, Doc," sez I. "You needn't i
'ere 'Happy Thoughts'?they're all alike, so fur as easj
cock Company g'arar.tees em. They've ben a-sci!in
vehicles in this neighborhood nigh onto forty years?an'
| find no fault with the way H. H. Babcock Company do
! Well, the Doc got a "Happy Thought" pian
Tickled? Why he was the happiest feller ye ever seen w
to mine on the road. That was about tour years ago?
anything 'bout the Babcock "Happy Thought," jest a:
drivin' in thatsame wagon today, an' the only thing he e
anew seto' tires put onto it. Mine's got the same tires yit.
Gregory-Conde
COLUMBIA, S
"Our Guarantee Means
9 ^ 9 H I 1 IP" HIT
Wt HflVt JUi
a new line of Buggies, Wagah
e orjrl TTa vn pss for tllG
UiiO CiXJLVi JkAUIA UVWM
summer trade. Our special
prices will' suit most any- f
one. Call to see us if you
?- -l- i- i. ii.: ~
wish to uuy aiiytmug lUjiuc v
treat you right.
Caughman I
Columbia,
U_ COST
vill close out our entire line of Furiny
bargains:
1.00 Parlor Suits . . $24.95
>.00 Bed-Room Suites . $33.79
tire line will be closed out at propornately
low figures. Come.
ARMSTRONG,
? c.
8 FOR SAME MONEY
S FOR LESS MONEY
fD "DOC"
tought" Buggy
irm&rong first located in this deestrick. He
ck:i had driv' some hoss-sense into his head
rr.ed fool of hisself than Adam ever dreamed of.
te better'n the rest of us. Wouldn't nothin'
mcney'd buy: Fancy medicine case with silshiny
leather shoes?an' so on.
in autermobile, he kinder straddled thepropyood
dollars fer a fancy wagon with a higf
nose at our "Babcocks" 'cause they didn'.
wagon, I jest grinned. 'Twas sure a purty
c onto it. But, Great Scott! 'twan't no fit
?egcd to travel over.
t tne quicKcsr or an tne rooi xnings mat mc
s s":umbled an' fell in the shafts an' broke 'e
he was 'b'eeged to clean an' ile the blamed
sift into the workin' parts, 'spite all he could
, the wheels struck a stone in the road?an'
ceptin' cleanin' up the muss!
it to the makers, but as near's 1 kin calkilate,
kin' tt'hat did he expect. Then the Doc cussed
the Doc was! I felt sorter sorry fer the skeein't
a-listened to reason afore, he was probgested
that he send to the H. H. Babcock
o' their "Happy Thought" wagons,
g, with phaeton seat an' spring back. Had
An' so I sez to him that he might hitch onto
dn't find it the easiest-ridin', smoothest-run
ugi-hcad an' I'd answer to it.
ooc at my "Babcock." Now he begun to
Thought" gear, an' blurted out: "By th*
immock?all in one!" "That's her\" sez I.
i-sawed the shafts, dumb inter the seat an'
fe'bizness? I may want to use it several days."
rcn he come 'round to mc ?
row for Ifss'r. it cost me?
e to send off right away A
: car. git 'nother jest like ? id
's -ike fioatin' in the air,
v hcss sometimes actooaliy
so easy an' still-like!"
lave r.o fears 'bout them
r runnin' goes. TheBab-^55^^ iiP/
' their wagons an' other A ^nl
I ain't never heard nobody {f \
o box wagon, an'?say! . V ?
hen i-e found 'twas equal {py*
?k Doc Armstrong. He's
ver done to it was to have
An' 'tain't fer sale, neither. '" 1 ' '
r Mule Co.,
. c.
9
\ {Something."
;t received
rehicle line and we wil1
Brothers,
South Carolina.