Historical Newspapers of South Carolina

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.. ^mii^M THE LEXINGTON DISPATCH. A Bepresentatioe Newspaper. Bocers Lexington and the Borders of the Surrounding Bounties Lifce a Blanhet. TO?.ZLL ' LEXINGTON, S. C.. WEDNESDAY SEPTEMBER 20 1911 46 ! . ? K&- jl G I 4r TX7"' e gpj IrtvJO MAIN 8TRE1 | j ; Solicits a Shar< lr======^^^^^T| K WE fay you iu aavc.i p;r| "Nothing Succeeeds || I like Success" r 9 * except saving the results of success?be it from labor 9 9 . or business. If your success comes in a small way I I save a part. Small amounts soon yield the large, if 9 9 left in oar Savings Departmet. A small sum?even a I 8 dollar will start an account and its here for you sub- 8 8 ject to your call at any time. B 8 We invite your account and pay vou five per cent on I certificates of deposit. I j | Citizens Bank of Bafesburg, I I BATESBURG, A S. C. I . I Resources - $175,000.00 || j ? OFFICERS AND DIRECTORS: I U. X. CUNTER, Pres. A. C. JONES, Cashfer. ? M. U. BOATWRICHT, Vice-Pres. L. W. FOX, Asst. Caehier I ^j j . CEO. BELL TIMMERMAN, Attorney. I BBaBBBIBBBIII,B^^ I' ( am/ <%/ne/i4w/e / ; V? V '.-J- ' 5 pet cent intete&l paid an 4a?uu^ deposits, interest ceiacj cam* nuteA Aenu-anmia$44. 2)cpaAttAsaf $ /,00 and a<2et received. r" . o ? c/ W ^ X Commetciof accountd afda Apeciaf attention. ? ."" ?* ." ti. .j (impfe faci&tleA far Jutnduncf ?jau* KudincAA, ami jjou* account ^ Wiff ?c appreciate?. Sa|et<jdeposit ItaxeA |a* ieat, $7.00 pel tjeai t .'i ' - -> i ' ' ' flXN^B YM Al - ? Just as Easy to Open an Account With Us as ft / Though You Lived Next Door. ft jjj DEPqSir part of yorn earnings TODAY. Bring it, send it or mail it. |j s Brookland Bank $ f New Brookfand, S. C. i 1 WE CARRY FIRE AND BURGLAR INSURANCE. g S9S96S6S69e96969Se^S969696969696S6S6969696969696969 ai it in a MANY WU We wish to inform DRY GOODS, that we have ever had, at the very lowest prices. On account of not having space enough we can mention o Outings worth 10c anywhere for 8 l-3c per yard. Best A from 25 to $1.00 per yard. * We also have a good line of Line of Shoes and have just received a complete line of thi We also have a complete Line of Groceries. Please M. R. H ? " ? ?m LOBE BBY G a^onsrciErxca GT, - - e of Your Valued Pa | ONE DETAIL OMITTED. Waiter Was Patient While Guest Gave Detailed Order. Notwithstanding ail the com. plaints about the carelessness of the ordinary waiter and all the jokes about the magnificence of the head waiter, every one knows that the business of the "poor knight of the napkin" is not an easy one. At any rate, in a story told by Seymour Hicks of a New York restaurant one must be glad that the waiter finally got his "innings:" Once, sitting in my usual corner at this restaurant, i heard a much harassed waiter score heavily off a tiresome customer who was ordering oysters. The conversation that took place was the following?the wretched waiter turning to go and execute the I order and being brought back each time: "Say, waiter, I want a dozen blue points." "Yes, sir." "Oh, waiter"? "Yes, sir." "Steamed, you know." "Yes, sir." "Oh, waiter, you'll see that they're not done too much." "No, sir." "Oh, and waiter"? "Yes, sir. "Will you see that they put a squeeze of lemon in each shell ?" "Yes, sir." "Oh, and waiter, just the smallest amount of butter over them when you serve them." "Yes, sir." - "And, waiter"? "Yes, sir." "Don't forget the pepper and salt." This last remark was too much for the poor knight of the napkin. Turning back again of his own free will, he said: "And, sir""Well?" answered the customer. "Would you like them with or without?' "With or without what?" "Pearls, sir," said the waiter and disappeared.?Youth's Companion. U nconventional ities. "I just knew you were coming to visit us, Cousin Abigail. I saw the new moon over my left shoulder the other evening." "Don't apologize for bringing the dog with you when you come to call Mrs. Jipes. I've noticed that you don't stay quite so long when you Dring him." "I don't remember that I ever lent you any money, my dear fellow. If I did, I charged it up to profit and loss." "Landlord, I haven't given a tip to any of the waiters, but I'll give you a tip if you'll tell me how you manage to get people to come and stay at your old shebang." "You mustn't mind my telling you. Borus, that your latest book is the rottenest thing you ever wrote?and that's saying a good deal." "Lettie, dear, you're a good girl, but if ever you get a husband you'll have to catch him with a lasso."?Chicago Tribune. The Silver Lining. Richard Barry, the well known antisuffrage writer, said at a recent antisuffrage dinner in Albany: "The masculine tyranny that women j complain of is often a blessing in disour friends and customers tha' CLOTHft . We want you to give us a c nly a few of the many values 1 pron Gingham for 8 I-2c per ya den's and Boy's Clothing, Dres em. We have just received a give us a call. LA FT OODS COBPAI sr, JB? .tronage. Polite and Pr i guise. "'Men are so hideously lacking in self control,' a young girl once said to her mother. "'Well, don't una muit witn maty the mother answered. 'If they weren't most girls would die old maids.'"? New York Tribune. J> Stationary. S a Some men enjoy quite a long X ? Interval during which they are ? ^ oid enough to know better, but a 4 not old enough to let that cir- 4 ? cumstanee make any differ- |J <v ence.?Puck. 4 '9 '9 Straining Himself. Percy? What are you doing about your doctor's advice to take physical exercise, dear boy? Cholly ? Fm cawwying a heavier walking stick and I wear a larger buttonhole bouquet?New York Mail. Business. The Parson?And do you mean to tell me to my face that you take money for voting? The Politician?Sure thing! Don't you take money for praying??Yonkers Statesman. Responsibility Fixed. "I am a self made man." he said. "How klhd of you, Oswald!" his wife replied. "I thougl ; you were going to lay the blame on me."?Milwaukee Sentinel. Quick Resting. George W.'s fondness for staying up late in the face of having to get up early alarmed one of the regulars at the old Sherman House. He made bold to introduce himself to Mr. W., prefaced his remarks by saying that he knew it was none of his business, but was curious to know how anybody could stay up until 2 or 3 and get up at 8. "I'll tell you," said George. "I'm an unusually fast sleeper."?Chicago Evening Post His Chance. Jr While the devil isn't supposed Jr ^ to take a vacation, he probably |> Y keeps his eye on a number of x |> people who do.?Atchison Globe. |> Fiifl t we have the best line of merch ie cum IW) VHVfe sail, and let us show you some o we have for the money. Ladies ird. Calico from 5 to 6 l-4c per is and Work Shirts, at very low nice line of Men's and Boys' H2 I L-EL pot, ,T' A A.GhEB, ^ COLUMBIA, W. C. ompt Attention, October 13t' Your Banking Business Is Earnestly Invited and in Return We Otter You Sound Banking Methods, Together With United States Government Supervision. Which guarantees the safety of your funds. At all times we stand ready to help our depositors on approved securities. THE HOME NATIONAL BANK LEXINGTON, . . S. C. Cash Capital $ 25,000.00 Total Resources Over $200,000.00 ft ^ CALL AT UNION NATIONAL BANK Columbia, S. C. Directors A. F. LEVER JOS. NORWOOD N. H. DRIGGERS J. H. M. BEATY C. L. KIBLER E. G. COOK . G. P. LOGAN J. W. NORWOOD W. P. HAMRICK E. O. BLACK D. A. SPIVEY C. H. BARRON V Laugh and the World Laughs Willi xuu. It is a reproach, perhaps, to the charity of mankind, but none the less true, that the man who is DOWN finds the number of real friends painfully diminished. Against this human weakness, and offsetting it to a considerable extent, is the tendency of sucessful people to lend moral and material assistance to those who show themselves worthy of .it A manifest determinaton to push to the front develops a surprising number of people who will help in the pushing. The bank connection is the touch of material nature which makes the commercial world kin. The customers of thi9 bank find in each other and in the officers of the institution moral and financial help which is pushing them to the front whether they will or no. A small deposit will bring you into this little world where men and women laugh with each other in their successes. y BANK OF CHAPIN CHAPIN, S. C. J. S. WESSTNGER, President. J. F. HONEYCUTT, Cashier. iandise consisting of . ,; IS and HATS, f the many wonderful bargains we are offering. i Coat Sweaters from $2.25 to $6.00 each, Best quality yard. Dress Gingham 10c per yard. Wool Dress Goods ?:? nr j-:ii ?n? n S prices. we a.ie sun canning ucu. is, ??m kjhuc vaj s. Y its, which we are selling very cheap. Y CO.,