The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, January 04, 1911, Image 6
\ Arc You Ha
I Many a woman
1 sfines wfipn fa
\ shoes have tricke
go to pieces ur
the fault of the
competition he
scalped and sub
honest materia
J ing left but lo
' The
SOUTHERN C
$2.00 SHOE $
h built to fit the foot snugly and cc
m every good shoe should. It is 1
the most fashionable lines, as you h
to expect. It wears like iron?wh
* be said of some shoes at this price.
"The p^ts that show are honest
ml their face and give to the foot
tL trim and stylish appearance.
The parts that take the strain
tad wear?away inside and out
of sight?are j ust as thorough, j ust
at. honest. Look up our dealer
? your town and let him tell you
how we can make such a good
' shoe for the money.
CRADDOCK-TERRY CO.,
Lyncblrarg, Va.
Efcv'
These Shoes are for sal
LEXIN
QUALIT'
You have probably bought many
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good, that cost a good pnoe, but u
vi? teat of service soon proved themselves
It might have been shoes that s
Iho sides, caps broke down, heels ga
ga*t oo< and soles were plated.
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3* Home Office
J| COLUMBIA, S. C.
?mwa?aac??ibhiim?ma??
ird on Shoes? /
l thinks she is hard on j
ct of the matter is her /
d her. If your shoes /
ireasonably soon its /
> maker. To meet I
has skimped and f
stituted inferior for /
Is till there's noth- /
oks. /
/ Look for
t the Red Be?
/ 01 the Box.
built along & NA *
ave a right ^33 J*
iich
\. a This same shoe in mir
M " Autograph" brandy
V$2.$0 and JJ.OO tj
Goodyear ivelt sensed.
In Our College Woman s
Walking Shoe, Sj.oo?
$3.50?$4.00, it equals
the best custom make.
le by H. N. Kaminsr & Co.,
GTOIT, s. c.
1
tf SHOES!
things that looked ?
nder the ragged
*?. (^!C I*#'
worthless
oon run over at """"T"
kve way, sewing
rd against th so things, especially in foottie
confident of getting the best quality foot
money can buy, take advantage of the large
stock constantly available for pleas
910 at oar store.
eat for W. L. Douglas Shoes for re rn, $1.60
BO YNE,
v - Columbia, S. C
1 Winter Goods?
f \fir rv 1
n millinery, uress w
Coods, Notions, 1
is now complete, f i
exington friends to 1
our line of Goods B
store headquarters 8
ity, whether they 1
)ur prices are right jj J
ITT;;* 30N, JH
^ ^ CtituMBIA, 8.C. j|
i We will pny a child 1 year old 30
$00.09 immediate benefit for 6c per fi
week and when the child reaches ffj
age of fifteen (IS) years the poiliey ?*
is worth $110. l'l
Any one joining at the age of m
15 years and over will draw a $110 m
benefit for So per week. jj&
PHONE ?9.
OFFICN 1207 G err lie St
COLUMBIA, S. 0. M
TOLD ByXTHIlP
Dilapidated Gentleman Discovers
a Gold Mine.
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HIGH LIVING ON THE ROAD, i
Disguised as a Sleuth arid Armed With
a Badge He Fascinates as He Travels
and Gets the Best Room and Food la
All Houses.
By M. QUAD.
[Copyright, 1919, by Associated I-lterary
Press.]
said the dilapidated gentleman
as be squared himself
W B around on the park bench, j
"don't give it away, but I've \
struck a gold mine. Why I didn't !
think of it years ago and have a mil- J
lion invested in government bonds
beats me. I've been out for two
months giving it a trial, and she's boss.
"What's the gold mine? Why, playing
detective among the farmers. I've
been in it up to the neck and just run
back to town to till up on champagne
and lobster. See this nickel badge?
Observe that It's marked 'A. D. A.' If
that doesn't stand for 'American Detective
agency' then you can have my
goat Where's the agency? You tell. [
That's part of my deteetiTe business? j
to keep the location secret 1 just say
it's in New York city and let it go at
J
DISGUISED AS A SLEUTH.
that If the street and number were
given away some Black Hander would
be throwing a bomb.
"Say, if there's a man in this world
whom the farmer cottons to it's a detective.
He stands in awe of him. He
reverences him. He hangs on his looks
and words. He takes him for a greater
man than Taft I've known it for
years, bnt I never took to the game
until last spring. It was a success
from the start, and I think I see myself
wearing a fur overcoat this winter
and boarding at the Waldorf.
This badge cost me a dollar, but it
beats the American eagle all to pieces
I for effect I hike out into the country
hi my glad rags. I have a set of false
whiskers in my hind pocket I have
a pair of old handcuffs, bought at a <
fnr a nilflPtPr. I Strike a
JUUO?UV[/ * _
i farmhouse. Woman Is going to set
the dog on me. when I use the confidential
voice and ask her If she has
; seen a man with red hair, a lop shoul|
der and a cast in his eye?a man want!
ed for murder in Hoboken. She starts.
I She stares. As ! throw my coat back
| la a careless way she sights the badge.
Dog is kicked and called off. Husband
is summoned from the cornfield. He
comes running with a club, but the
wife stops him. I am as officer in dinguise
on the trail of a murderer.
Gets Best in the House.
"I hint that after a bite to eat T
6)ban have some inquiries to make. The
bite is forthcoming?the best in the
house. Then 1 expose mj badge and
false whiskers and handcuffs. Gee
whir, but bow that farmer takes oe
te his bosom! A member of the America*
Detective agency o* the trail of
a murderer! It's a bigger thing than
a arena to him.
" "I give bim details. The murderer 1*
a wor kin groan. He comes home and
finds clam fritters instead of pork
chops for supper, and, seizing the
butcher knife,1 he plunges it into his
wife's heart His cbMdrr* s^eum out
in hoiTC ?r : ue uv.es. He heads this
He has no money and is probably
hiding in a haystack or barn. He
has tbe knife with him and-.is a des'pGrate
man, but I do bbt fear him.
> That's <my businees-to' tackle desperL'itte
mot ' ' '
"I want permission to search the
outbnildlngs. If it is toward night I
suggest thnt I go on watch right after
dark. And, oh, how the game works!
No matter Dow I aescriDe rae raurqer- j
er*s appearance and dress, the farmer
and his wi?e hare seen him skulking |
along the highway. I search berna I
and stacks. The farmer, armed with
a pitchfork, accompanies me. We.find j
nothing, but that doesn't prove that the
murderer Is not in the neighborhood, j
*-* ? A- o alror)
1 tar?w UUl uhiib ana uw ^
stay all night to protect the bouse. !
Glorious supper. Glorious bed. Glorious
breakfast And tbee I n&ke smother
search and move oo to the nezt
place. Like enough my host squeezes
a gree- . ? ?* my hand at parting
Ob r?.. t it's a lead pipe
cinch! . millions in it!
"Say at- about noon I come along to a
fanner fit his gate. He calls out:
" Can yon hoe corn, Willie?
" 'Not today.' _ ^'V 1
i
Remsamed is* Mule's ;
Carcsss Six Hours.
Burt Brown, a jouug man who resides
at Gum Leg, in the county of
Young Harris, Ga., has had an experience
similar to that undergone by the
prophet Jonah, who remained for
mauy hours in a whale's belly after
being swallowed by the great fbh. In
stead of being in a whale's belly, Burt
Brown was in the belly of a male, and
he remained there six hours, and still
lives to tell the tale.
Burt Brown's novel experience was
the result of a practical joke played
on him by half dozen companions
All of them wer<* drinking, and it is
said that Bart Brown was practically
overcome by the ''Mountain Dew" he
had been imbibing. As the party
passed down the road near Gum Log
one of them noticed the carcass of a
large mule which had just died by the
road side. The mule was called "Old
Hump Back," and had carried the
mail from Brasstown to Young Harris
for seven years.
Burt Brown collapsed as he and his
friends passed "Old Hump Back's"
carcass. As Brown fell one of th?
narfv enir<yoat-pH t.haf, Via Via r?nh in M-?a
carcass of tho mule and sewed up.
The suggestion appealed to the humor
of the drinkers, and they went to
work with knives and soon had ''Old
Hump Backj' prepared for the reception
of Btown. The unconscious man
was then placed in the carcass and
the skin sewed up.
Brown came to after being in the
mule about four hours and began to
utter screams which had a gruesome
onnnd nnminor frnm a mnlp Spv
?fe, ? ...
eril persona who passed were neaily
frightened out of their wita by the
screams which Brown, escased in
"Old Hump Back's" carcass, uttered,
and they ran for dear life.
At last two men passed who were
not easily frightened and they decided
to investigate. They soon found that
there was a man in the mule's body,
and after they cut the stitches Brown
crawled out, bloody from head to foot,
but cold, sober and badly frightened.
Brown swear9 he has gone on the
water wagon for keeps, but vows to
get even with his chums who sewed
him up in "Old Hump Back." He
says that he had just the same [experience
as Jonah, only it was not as fast
sailing.?Atlanta Conitilu'ioD.
??& TRIED REMEDY
SRK FOR THE GRIP.
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Peruna Almanc for 1911
SOUTHEEN RAILWAY
SCHEDULE EFFECTIVE TONE 20.
N. B. These schedule figures show
the time that trains maj be expected to
arrive and depart, but the times stated
are not guaranteed.
DEPASTURES FROM LEXINGTON.
NORTHBOUND.
10:18 A. M.?No. 8, daily for Columbia
and intermediate points connecting
at Columbia for Spartanburg and
Asheville. Parlor cafe car Columbia
to Asheville. Arrive Columbia
10:50 a. m., Spartanburg 5:15
p.m., Asheville 9:15 p. m.
j 0:55 P. M.?No. 180, daily i.or Columbia,
Washington and the East also
oonnects at Columbia for Asheville.
Through Pullman sleeping
car to Nsvr York. Pullman sleeping
car Columbia to Asheville. Arrive
Columbia 7.30 p. m., Wash
ington 10:40 a. m., New York
5:00 p. in.
SOUTHBOUND.
738 A. M.?No. 129, daily fof Augusta
[ and intermediate points. Arrive
Augusta 10:10 a. ru. Pullman car.
5:44 P. M.?No. 7, daily for Augusta
afcid intermediate points. Arrive
Augusta 6:35 p. m.
Summer excursion tdoketa now on
c?.
! 1&16- rOi" ruxvuec JuuuiwaMvu vou uu
1 Woke* agents, or
E. H. Coapman. Washington, D. 0,
H. F. Gary, G. P. A., Washington,
D. 0. 7. L. Meek, A. G. P. A
Atlanta, Ga. Alex. H. Acker, T. P. A
Angoata, Ga.
FOB SALE:--Cheap, one light spring
wagon, newly repaired and painted.
In good condition. Rice B. Harman
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HAVE YOUR NE
SHOES FITTED,
FORMED AND
CREASED .*.
Recent additions to this
store are a shoe forming
machine, that will instantly
relives any pressure of
I V V 1
a shoe upon a tender spot
on the foot; and an electric
creasing machine that
will give your shoes a set
and style that will add 50
per cent, to the looks of
shoes on your foot.
When your shoes are
fitted by expert shoe fitters
formed to fit perfectly from |
?
the first day, and creased
appearance, coupled with
and workmanship, you have
limit of shoe value.
Bring any shoes you hav
fortable and have them fori
not matter where you boug]
Parlor Pes
BEN DAVID, Pr<
1320 MAIM ST. 0pp. Palmetto Nation
? a !
Best cooking and finest Restaurant
Fo
Special Rates by the Week.
Meals a
{? ?
We want to a9k our Lexington f
money and get what you want*
N. H. C?
1705-7 Washing
He can serve you ith ready to
opening a swell line of Men's anc
You can be suited bere. Visit c
Men, Women and Children dr
You can be suited here with a
f
Clothes, we make for Meu and \V
department. The price is the b
only men tailors for women in t
please you.
N. H. COLLir
Phone 1776
V*
The Palmetto N
COLUMBIA
WE ABE
A Depository for the Un'te
/ of South Carolina the Oooj
of Columbia.
WE OWN
$400,000 United States Bon
Carolina Bonds.
WE SOLICIT
Accounts of Banks, Firms,
WE PAT
Four Per Cent, on deposits
terest calculated quarterly.
WE PROMISE
. Our best efforts to transact
satisfaction.
. PALMETTO NATIONAL BJ
UAi aiajj
WiLia Jonbs. President.
THE OLD F
If in need of the very b
SADDLERY, selected by an <
tucky Horseman" call on t
the greatest variety to select
v j * ,1 tXT.
Desi, meuiuin ami cneap. n t
and employ the best wort
wort to last longer than any
1517 Main Streat
XT PAIR OF
Jl It '
Clapp's Patent Button
$7.00
Clapr's Gun Metal Button
$6.00
Hurley Patent Button.... #
$5.00
Walk-Over Patent Button
$4.00 & $4.50
Walk-Over Gun Metal Button
$4.00 & $4.50
"Resisto!" sole, Patent
and Gun Metal Button
....$2.50, $3.00 & 14.00
Boys Gun Metal Button
$2.25 & $3.00
to, give style and
excellent materials
> rrnH-om nvtromD I II
/ ^ v t u v 4-iJL i/iav Villi yniy/ 1
e that are uncom- '
ned to fit, it does
lit them.
HE SHOE MAN,
IN COLUMBIA.
itaurant,
sprietor,
ai Bank COLUMBU, S. C.
I
in Columbia.
r Ladies and Gentlemen
,t all Hours?Night or Day
riends to save time and
See
jton St
wear goods. We are
1 Boys' Suits, see them.
>ur shoe department for
iss and school shoes.
Tailor-Made Suit of
romen, see our tailoring
est in the city, and the
own. See us, we can
IS, Prop.,
Columbia, S. C.
v
ational Bank,
? s. c.
d States Government, ths State
aty of Bichland and the Oity
ds and $100,000 State of South
Corporations and Individuals,
in our Savings Department, in/
your business to your entire .4^.
JIT?, ' - Columbia, S. C,
,000.uO
J. P. Matthsws, Cathier
lELIABLE
est in HARNESS and
old experienced ^Kenis
where you will find
from of all grades,
? use the Best Leather
men. Guarantee our
on the market.
Columbia. S. C.