The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, January 04, 1911, Image 6

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\ Arc You Ha I Many a woman 1 sfines wfipn fa \ shoes have tricke go to pieces ur the fault of the competition he scalped and sub honest materia J ing left but lo ' The SOUTHERN C $2.00 SHOE $ h built to fit the foot snugly and cc m every good shoe should. It is 1 the most fashionable lines, as you h to expect. It wears like iron?wh * be said of some shoes at this price. "The p^ts that show are honest ml their face and give to the foot tL trim and stylish appearance. The parts that take the strain tad wear?away inside and out of sight?are j ust as thorough, j ust at. honest. Look up our dealer ? your town and let him tell you how we can make such a good ' shoe for the money. CRADDOCK-TERRY CO., Lyncblrarg, Va. Efcv' These Shoes are for sal LEXIN QUALIT' You have probably bought many > good, that cost a good pnoe, but u vi? teat of service soon proved themselves It might have been shoes that s Iho sides, caps broke down, heels ga ga*t oo< and soles were plated. W ; J : fTiS /*!$, To ffna ; jy^asgp'- ~ ? LIW'Jl wear, and I h weoryoar] | I | ' and ekotoe -}a. *yi sj?A mg selectio Soleag ll/' \E* ^ to 15-W. . T. A. I?/-v.' b ' K' ' Opposite Post.OSice, S=km=^=== 5': 3 ' V |7ew Fall am I ?: ? 1<Jur stock c Goods, Dry Shoes and Hats We want our L call and inspect and make our while in the c buy or not. C lilM ESI A > vv ivi> rbju 1804 MAIN ST. S3?K= ' ' ?-?= IcoLicurrs Iburi A L i LEAGUE. 3* Home Office J| COLUMBIA, S. C. ?mwa?aac??ibhiim?ma?? ird on Shoes? / l thinks she is hard on j ct of the matter is her / d her. If your shoes / ireasonably soon its / > maker. To meet I has skimped and f stituted inferior for / Is till there's noth- / oks. / / Look for t the Red Be? / 01 the Box. built along & NA * ave a right ^33 J* iich \. a This same shoe in mir M " Autograph" brandy V$2.$0 and JJ.OO tj Goodyear ivelt sensed. In Our College Woman s Walking Shoe, Sj.oo? $3.50?$4.00, it equals the best custom make. le by H. N. Kaminsr & Co., GTOIT, s. c. 1 tf SHOES! things that looked ? nder the ragged *?. (^!C I*#' worthless oon run over at """"T" kve way, sewing rd against th so things, especially in foottie confident of getting the best quality foot money can buy, take advantage of the large stock constantly available for pleas 910 at oar store. eat for W. L. Douglas Shoes for re rn, $1.60 BO YNE, v - Columbia, S. C 1 Winter Goods? f \fir rv 1 n millinery, uress w Coods, Notions, 1 is now complete, f i exington friends to 1 our line of Goods B store headquarters 8 ity, whether they 1 )ur prices are right jj J ITT;;* 30N, JH ^ ^ CtituMBIA, 8.C. j| i We will pny a child 1 year old 30 $00.09 immediate benefit for 6c per fi week and when the child reaches ffj age of fifteen (IS) years the poiliey ?* is worth $110. l'l Any one joining at the age of m 15 years and over will draw a $110 m benefit for So per week. jj& PHONE ?9. OFFICN 1207 G err lie St COLUMBIA, S. 0. M TOLD ByXTHIlP Dilapidated Gentleman Discovers a Gold Mine. i | HIGH LIVING ON THE ROAD, i Disguised as a Sleuth arid Armed With a Badge He Fascinates as He Travels and Gets the Best Room and Food la All Houses. By M. QUAD. [Copyright, 1919, by Associated I-lterary Press.] said the dilapidated gentleman as be squared himself W B around on the park bench, j "don't give it away, but I've \ struck a gold mine. Why I didn't ! think of it years ago and have a mil- J lion invested in government bonds beats me. I've been out for two months giving it a trial, and she's boss. "What's the gold mine? Why, playing detective among the farmers. I've been in it up to the neck and just run back to town to till up on champagne and lobster. See this nickel badge? Observe that It's marked 'A. D. A.' If that doesn't stand for 'American Detective agency' then you can have my goat Where's the agency? You tell. [ That's part of my deteetiTe business? j to keep the location secret 1 just say it's in New York city and let it go at J DISGUISED AS A SLEUTH. that If the street and number were given away some Black Hander would be throwing a bomb. "Say, if there's a man in this world whom the farmer cottons to it's a detective. He stands in awe of him. He reverences him. He hangs on his looks and words. He takes him for a greater man than Taft I've known it for years, bnt I never took to the game until last spring. It was a success from the start, and I think I see myself wearing a fur overcoat this winter and boarding at the Waldorf. This badge cost me a dollar, but it beats the American eagle all to pieces I for effect I hike out into the country hi my glad rags. I have a set of false whiskers in my hind pocket I have a pair of old handcuffs, bought at a < fnr a nilflPtPr. I Strike a JUUO?UV[/ * _ i farmhouse. Woman Is going to set the dog on me. when I use the confidential voice and ask her If she has ; seen a man with red hair, a lop shoul| der and a cast in his eye?a man want! ed for murder in Hoboken. She starts. I She stares. As ! throw my coat back | la a careless way she sights the badge. Dog is kicked and called off. Husband is summoned from the cornfield. He comes running with a club, but the wife stops him. I am as officer in dinguise on the trail of a murderer. Gets Best in the House. "I hint that after a bite to eat T 6)ban have some inquiries to make. The bite is forthcoming?the best in the house. Then 1 expose mj badge and false whiskers and handcuffs. Gee whir, but bow that farmer takes oe te his bosom! A member of the America* Detective agency o* the trail of a murderer! It's a bigger thing than a arena to him. " "I give bim details. The murderer 1* a wor kin groan. He comes home and finds clam fritters instead of pork chops for supper, and, seizing the butcher knife,1 he plunges it into his wife's heart His cbMdrr* s^eum out in hoiTC ?r : ue uv.es. He heads this He has no money and is probably hiding in a haystack or barn. He has tbe knife with him and-.is a des'pGrate man, but I do bbt fear him. > That's <my businees-to' tackle desperL'itte mot ' ' ' "I want permission to search the outbnildlngs. If it is toward night I suggest thnt I go on watch right after dark. And, oh, how the game works! No matter Dow I aescriDe rae raurqer- j er*s appearance and dress, the farmer and his wi?e hare seen him skulking | along the highway. I search berna I and stacks. The farmer, armed with a pitchfork, accompanies me. We.find j nothing, but that doesn't prove that the murderer Is not in the neighborhood, j *-* ? A- o alror) 1 tar?w UUl uhiib ana uw ^ stay all night to protect the bouse. ! Glorious supper. Glorious bed. Glorious breakfast And tbee I n&ke smother search and move oo to the nezt place. Like enough my host squeezes a gree- . ? ?* my hand at parting Ob r?.. t it's a lead pipe cinch! . millions in it! "Say at- about noon I come along to a fanner fit his gate. He calls out: " Can yon hoe corn, Willie? " 'Not today.' _ ^'V 1 i Remsamed is* Mule's ; Carcsss Six Hours. Burt Brown, a jouug man who resides at Gum Leg, in the county of Young Harris, Ga., has had an experience similar to that undergone by the prophet Jonah, who remained for mauy hours in a whale's belly after being swallowed by the great fbh. In stead of being in a whale's belly, Burt Brown was in the belly of a male, and he remained there six hours, and still lives to tell the tale. Burt Brown's novel experience was the result of a practical joke played on him by half dozen companions All of them wer<* drinking, and it is said that Bart Brown was practically overcome by the ''Mountain Dew" he had been imbibing. As the party passed down the road near Gum Log one of them noticed the carcass of a large mule which had just died by the road side. The mule was called "Old Hump Back," and had carried the mail from Brasstown to Young Harris for seven years. Burt Brown collapsed as he and his friends passed "Old Hump Back's" carcass. As Brown fell one of th? narfv enir<yoat-pH t.haf, Via Via r?nh in M-?a carcass of tho mule and sewed up. The suggestion appealed to the humor of the drinkers, and they went to work with knives and soon had ''Old Hump Backj' prepared for the reception of Btown. The unconscious man was then placed in the carcass and the skin sewed up. Brown came to after being in the mule about four hours and began to utter screams which had a gruesome onnnd nnminor frnm a mnlp Spv ?fe, ? ... eril persona who passed were neaily frightened out of their wita by the screams which Brown, escased in "Old Hump Back's" carcass, uttered, and they ran for dear life. At last two men passed who were not easily frightened and they decided to investigate. They soon found that there was a man in the mule's body, and after they cut the stitches Brown crawled out, bloody from head to foot, but cold, sober and badly frightened. Brown swear9 he has gone on the water wagon for keeps, but vows to get even with his chums who sewed him up in "Old Hump Back." He says that he had just the same [experience as Jonah, only it was not as fast sailing.?Atlanta Conitilu'ioD. ??& TRIED REMEDY SRK FOR THE GRIP. F jftE-RU'Nfl WoOGttsk g?COlPi Ask Your Druggist for a free Peruna Almanc for 1911 SOUTHEEN RAILWAY SCHEDULE EFFECTIVE TONE 20. N. B. These schedule figures show the time that trains maj be expected to arrive and depart, but the times stated are not guaranteed. DEPASTURES FROM LEXINGTON. NORTHBOUND. 10:18 A. M.?No. 8, daily for Columbia and intermediate points connecting at Columbia for Spartanburg and Asheville. Parlor cafe car Columbia to Asheville. Arrive Columbia 10:50 a. m., Spartanburg 5:15 p.m., Asheville 9:15 p. m. j 0:55 P. M.?No. 180, daily i.or Columbia, Washington and the East also oonnects at Columbia for Asheville. Through Pullman sleeping car to Nsvr York. Pullman sleeping car Columbia to Asheville. Arrive Columbia 7.30 p. m., Wash ington 10:40 a. m., New York 5:00 p. in. SOUTHBOUND. 738 A. M.?No. 129, daily fof Augusta [ and intermediate points. Arrive Augusta 10:10 a. ru. Pullman car. 5:44 P. M.?No. 7, daily for Augusta afcid intermediate points. Arrive Augusta 6:35 p. m. Summer excursion tdoketa now on c?. ! 1&16- rOi" ruxvuec JuuuiwaMvu vou uu 1 Woke* agents, or E. H. Coapman. Washington, D. 0, H. F. Gary, G. P. A., Washington, D. 0. 7. L. Meek, A. G. P. A Atlanta, Ga. Alex. H. Acker, T. P. A Angoata, Ga. FOB SALE:--Cheap, one light spring wagon, newly repaired and painted. In good condition. Rice B. Harman r iiiiWm??H?WWBBBPgBWWgMWillki-BMWPgBDWCygH>WB3WBHHBWi TTrrrnTiTmTTmTn rw ?iri ibi?< >! i ww?n?i W?MM?W?M?M(?WJ?W MP ??| ?B? III HAVE YOUR NE SHOES FITTED, FORMED AND CREASED .*. Recent additions to this store are a shoe forming machine, that will instantly relives any pressure of I V V 1 a shoe upon a tender spot on the foot; and an electric creasing machine that will give your shoes a set and style that will add 50 per cent, to the looks of shoes on your foot. When your shoes are fitted by expert shoe fitters formed to fit perfectly from | ? the first day, and creased appearance, coupled with and workmanship, you have limit of shoe value. Bring any shoes you hav fortable and have them fori not matter where you boug] Parlor Pes BEN DAVID, Pr< 1320 MAIM ST. 0pp. Palmetto Nation ? a ! Best cooking and finest Restaurant Fo Special Rates by the Week. Meals a {? ? We want to a9k our Lexington f money and get what you want* N. H. C? 1705-7 Washing He can serve you ith ready to opening a swell line of Men's anc You can be suited bere. Visit c Men, Women and Children dr You can be suited here with a f Clothes, we make for Meu and \V department. The price is the b only men tailors for women in t please you. N. H. COLLir Phone 1776 V* The Palmetto N COLUMBIA WE ABE A Depository for the Un'te / of South Carolina the Oooj of Columbia. WE OWN $400,000 United States Bon Carolina Bonds. WE SOLICIT Accounts of Banks, Firms, WE PAT Four Per Cent, on deposits terest calculated quarterly. WE PROMISE . Our best efforts to transact satisfaction. . PALMETTO NATIONAL BJ UAi aiajj WiLia Jonbs. President. THE OLD F If in need of the very b SADDLERY, selected by an < tucky Horseman" call on t the greatest variety to select v j * ,1 tXT. Desi, meuiuin ami cneap. n t and employ the best wort wort to last longer than any 1517 Main Streat XT PAIR OF Jl It ' Clapp's Patent Button $7.00 Clapr's Gun Metal Button $6.00 Hurley Patent Button.... # $5.00 Walk-Over Patent Button $4.00 & $4.50 Walk-Over Gun Metal Button $4.00 & $4.50 "Resisto!" sole, Patent and Gun Metal Button ....$2.50, $3.00 & 14.00 Boys Gun Metal Button $2.25 & $3.00 to, give style and excellent materials > rrnH-om nvtromD I II / ^ v t u v 4-iJL i/iav Villi yniy/ 1 e that are uncom- ' ned to fit, it does lit them. HE SHOE MAN, IN COLUMBIA. itaurant, sprietor, ai Bank COLUMBU, S. C. I in Columbia. r Ladies and Gentlemen ,t all Hours?Night or Day riends to save time and See jton St wear goods. We are 1 Boys' Suits, see them. >ur shoe department for iss and school shoes. Tailor-Made Suit of romen, see our tailoring est in the city, and the own. See us, we can IS, Prop., Columbia, S. C. v ational Bank, ? s. c. d States Government, ths State aty of Bichland and the Oity ds and $100,000 State of South Corporations and Individuals, in our Savings Department, in/ your business to your entire .4^. JIT?, ' - Columbia, S. C, ,000.uO J. P. Matthsws, Cathier lELIABLE est in HARNESS and old experienced ^Kenis where you will find from of all grades, ? use the Best Leather men. Guarantee our on the market. Columbia. S. C.