The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, December 07, 1910, Image 2
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And Plans
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Harrows, Spike Tooth
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Chilled, Stalk Cutters,
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deal. This is a hobby
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The Rev. If 1 R. Hicks 1911
Almasiac.
The Rev. Irl R. Kicks almanac for
1911, that guardian Angel in a hundred
thousand homes, is row ready.
Not many are now willing to be without
it and the Rev. Irl R. Hicks Magazine,
Word and Work?. The two are
only ONE DOLLAR a year. The almanac
is 35c prepaid. No home or
office should fail to 9end for them, to
Word and Works Publishing Co., St.
Louis, Mo.
William T. Healy, an Atlanta capitalist,
has planned another eighteenstory
skyscraper office building for
*'Half-Million City."
Some chickon3 in a Pennsylvania
town got hold of a mess of^ brandied
cherries and ate them. A fowl jag
followed.
Up in Ohio the brewers are trying
to get the liquor clause into the state
constitution.
At the Putnam county (Georgial
fair a 14-year-old girl exhibited <"0 varieties
of cooked dishes from com.
Foley's
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They will cure your backache, j
Strengthen your kidneys, ccr- j
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eliminate the excess uric acid j
that causes rheumatism. Pre- j
venz rsrignt s disease ana iJiabates,
and restore health and
strength. Refuse substitutes.
FARM LOANS
Loans made on improved farms in
Richland and Lexington counties in
sums of $300 and upwards, payable in
installments, no commissions are
charged, borrower paying for preparation
of papers only.
THOMAS & LUMPKIN,
1238 Washington St., Columbia, S . C
TELEGRAPHY
We are unable to supply the demand
for competent-Operators. Three months
course completes you under our expert
Management. Positions guaranteed,
or no tuition c&argeci. write ior catalogue.
Charlotte Telegraphy School,
Charlotte, N. C.
1M.D. HARMANI
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in Jewelry |j
"I" it came from Sentz's, yon !| !
know it's all ri^rhr." is what cue fe
of otiv custodiers remarked to ffi
another the other clay. g
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jf When you buy Jewelry, yon. S :
| ey rurally have to take the Jew- |j j
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and ask no questions any time |
you arc di.nsatis.fied with a pur- g
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KEEPING OUT OF RENO.
Wife, Know Your Husband; tho Rest
Is Easy.
*?|R?TY husband is just perfect," ox1*8
claimed Mrs. Newed. "Heaven
help you." put in Mrs. Ouiuri
knowingly. "I hope for your sake he'll
get over it."
"Why. what do you mean? It's positively
foolish to talk that way. Of
course you're joking."
"Joking! Not a bit of it," went on
Mrs. Oldun derisively. "Ycu see, I
know what I'm talking about. I've
been through it I used to think just
as you do, and if you aro as sensible
as I think you are you'll never get
over il just as I did."
Mrs. Newed was on the verge of
tears. "I think it's sinful to make
light of the marriage relation that
way. I hope my husband doesn't get
over it, and I hope I don't get over it.
lie's perfect, and we're perfectly happy."
"Oh, yes; you may be happy, but
you will never know what real happiness
is until you find out that your
husband isn't perfect."
"But I tell you he is perfect."
"And I tell yon he isn't. Let me ask
you do you ever give hira letters to
mail?"
"Yes. often."
"Tory well. Jf he's perfect he always
mails tlieni."
"Indeed, ho does. That's one of the
things I had in mind."
"You mean be always says he mails
them?"
"I moan if lie says lie raans tuem no
does mail them. I hope at least he's
truthful."
"Nor if ho says he always mails
your letters, for there was never yet a
husband who always mails his wife's
letters. He will lie, and all husbands
will lie, so that you will continue to
think he's perfect. I venture to any
you always ask him if ho mailed your
letters. Now, don't you?"
"Usually."
"Aiul whenever you ask him he puts
011 an injured air, gets a little provoked?"
"A little."
"That's it. He's just like all the
rest. That's just the way my husband
did when he was perfect But
then one day I got the goods on him,
as the slang phrase goes. I found
out positively that he had not mailed
a certain important letter."
"What if he didn't?"
"Everything. It was the turning
point in our lives. I took him off his
high horse then and there. Oh, the
satisfaction in it! You cannot imagine
the supreme joy of reducing a
husband to the level of a human being.
I suppose your husband is very
self possessed; never loses bis temper.
That's a part of perfection."
"Of course he never loses his temper."
"And so he just calmly lords it over
you, serene and insufferable in his pose
of superiority, while he looks down on
yon, along with all other women, as
emotional and hysterical."
"Perhaps I have noticed just a little
of that."
"You must contrive some way to
make him lose his temper. The angrier
he gets the better for yen. Then you
hare got him forevermore."
"Yon tatk like a crazy woman. I
don't see what good that could possibly
do."
"Good! Why it's a veritable panacea.
Ever after, no matter what the
argument may be, you can caution him
to be carefui, not to get excited and
remind him what a fearful temper he
has when he becomes aroused."
"Well," said Mrs. Newed in disgust,
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haven't landed in Reno long before
this."
"Reno, nonsense! That's the tvuv to
keep out of Jieno. Talk about incompatibility!
The only thing that is absolutely
impossible to live in the same
house <vitli is perfection."?Eilis O.
Jones in Life.
Lost a Job.
V<c$ ApX/x
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"Did you notice liovv dejected old
"ntinih/Nflil.'A 1/ c?i: u'n if tcciitl It j n> '/M
UiU l/\,U inv. IUV'I\?.'4 <A U \ iltkli
"Yes. What nils him?"
'"He's the undertaker who lives in ray
block. The elector told him when 1
was sick thar I couldn't get well."
It Cer'.air.'y Docs.
"And do you give the giraffe only
one lump of sugar?" asked the little
boy at the zoo.
"Oh, yes." replied the keeper: "one
lump goes a long way with-him."?
Yonkcrs Statesman.
Decaloging It.
"When a woman marries and then
divorces Her husband inside of a
week, what would you call it?V"
"Taking his name in vain."?Prince
ton Tijror.
"Them Thst Hss."
"IIow do you keep a rook?"
"We take her out in the automobile
.low it lid then."?St. Louis Post-Dispatch.
Defined.
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