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our friends and customers that
entire stock of goods of W. H. F.
aew line of Dry Goods, Notions,
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>rices as low as is consistent with hon
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home insurance co., n. y.
insurance co of n. a., phhjl
german-american, n. y.
globe and rutgers, n. y. j
lid teutonia, new orleans.
southern stock fire, creensboro,
north carouna.
10 00. strongest and best old une
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rhen'
nn- loc^l acency !
3m lexington, s. c.
Tl FIRSTCLASS BOILERS.
11 8 Atlas and C. T. Engines, and Lom 1
8 bard Boilers, tanks, stacks, stand pipes
jR and sheet iron work, shafting, pulleys,
8 gearing, boxes, hangers, etc.
8 Complete cotton, saw, grist, oil and
jR fertilizer mill outfits; also gin, press,
8 cane mill and shingle outfits.
8 Building, bridge, factory, furnace and
i\ railroad castings; railroad, mills, maul
chinists' and factory supplies.
? Belting, packing, injectors, pipe fitjK
tings, saws, files, oilers, etc.
| Cast every day; work 200 hands.
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C. ? For Sale?A New Davis (Unique)
596$ sewing machine, improved drop
head, cheap either for cash or on
easy payments?installment plan?a
bargain. Apply to Rice B. Harm an.
Scott's
?mulsion
of Cod Liver Oil is the means
of life and enjoyment of life to
thousands: men, women and
children.
When appetite fails, it restores
it. When food is a burden, it
lifts the burden.
When you lose flesh, it brings
the plumpness of health.
When work is hard and dutv
is heavy, it makes life bright'
It is the thin edge of the wedge;
the thick end is food. But
what is the use of food when
you hate it and can't digest it?
Scott's Emulsion of Cod Liver
Oil is the food that makes you
forget your stomach.
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SCOTT&BOWNE, 409 Pearl St, New York i.
TBAMPS EITUAL
As Recited by One Of The Tribe In
A Police Court, Where He Had
Been Carried to Be Tried
For Loafing.
Question?Who comes here?
Answer?A poor worthless candidate
for charity, who begs to have
and receive part of the free lunch of
this town, set apart for regular customers,
as many thousand tramps
have done before me.
Q. How do you expect to gain the
rights and privileges?
A. By being a man too lazy to
work, not ashamed to beg, and under
the tongue of generally bad report.
Q. Where can this report be had
of you?
A. It is in the police reports, inebriate
asylums and at the cafes.
Q. Prom whence came you?
A. From a town in Texas called
Booze.
Q. Then yon are a regular tramp,
I perceive?
A. I am so taken and arrested
wherever I go.
Q. How do you know you are a
regular tramp?
A. By being often arrested and
tried and never acquitted, and expect
to be arrested, tried and convicted
| again.
Q. Where were you first prepared
to be a tramp?
A. In a small bar-room adjoining
my place of abode.
Q. How were you then prepared?
A. By being kicked and cuffed
around until divested of nearly all my
clothes, haviDg been previously deprived
of all ray money and diamonds.
Q. What first induced you to be:
come a tramp?
A. That I might travel all over the
j land and indulge my ravenous appetite
for beer, and sponge my living
from an easily humbugged public.
Q. How am I to know you to be a
tramp?
A. By the size and laziness of my
feet, by signs, grips, and words.
Q. What are words?
A. Certain plausible tales that will
best induce the lady of the house to
give up her cakes and pits.
Q. What are signs?
A. Dirty face and hands, torn and
dirty clothes, with a bad limp in either
leg.
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wnatiBgnpr
A. A tight hold on anything portable
that may be turned into ready
cash.
Q. Will you gi /e me a grip?
A. No, get some other fellow.
Q. How did you first gain admission
to this town?
A. By a good long tramp at "low
twelve," the time when all policemen
are called from labor to refreshments.
Q. How were you received?
A. By a cop just on the point of
taking a Manhattan eye-opener.
Q. What did he do with you?
A. He put me in a cooler in due
form.
Q. What was next done with you?
A. He conducted me around from
east to west to the court house, and
told me to stand erect and face the
public judge.
Q. What did the judge say to you?
A. He told me to say my name,
promise to obey the law, after which
he ordered me to take a step to the
left and followT the cop to the place
from whence I came?the jail.
Gentle Johnnie.
A parent who evidentally disapproved
of corpal punishment, wrote the
teacher:
"Dear Miss: Don't hit our Johnnie.
We never do it at home except in selfdefense."?Sacred
Heart Review.
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Boy. J. L. Barley
At Sranchyillo.
The interest displayed Sunday by
the people of Branchville in the eloquent
addresses of Rev. J. L. Harley
together with the generous contributions
they made betokens the fact that
a great many of the citizens deplore
the evil of drink, and will try to find
a remedy. They will have an opporthuity
at the polls shortly to say
whetner they will retain this curse or
not.
Worse than the present evil is the '
thought of what it means to the boys
of this town to have this temptation
always before them. We have in
mind the thought of a bright faced lad
of about eleven or twelve years !
who was on the street drunk a few
weeks ago. Another sad picture
comes to mind. One Saturday evening
not long ago as we were on our
way home, a little chap about four
years old, a blue-eyed, golden haired
intelligent looking baby boy was out
with his father. As we Dassed our
attention was drawn to the child by
hearing bim crying to his father:
"Papa, give me some more whiskey."
The father's reply was: I shall not,
I want what I have for myself!"
What kind of a man will that boy
make? Reared in a town where he
can gratify the tastes implanted by his
father, it is not hard to tell what the
end will be. The wretchedness the
mother must feel when the father
comes reeling home now will be doubled
as she sees the boy following iu his
father's footsteps. Better indeed is
the hour when the cry of anguish
wrung from a mother's heart, "Would
that my child had died when he was a
baby!"
Looking at the hundred or more boys
who are on the streets every day, no
parent is safe in saying that his child
will not be affected by this temptation.
There is no safeguard so secure as
the absence of temptation, and this
can be thrown around them only by
prohibition. This can be accomplished
in August if every voter will do his
duty then and afterwards?first by
voting whiskey out and then by a
combined and determined effort to
keep it out.?Branchville Journal.
A Hurry Up Call.
Quick! Mr. Druggist?Quick!?A box
of Bucklen's Arnica Salve?Here's a
quarter?For the love of Moses, hurry!
Baby's burned himself, terribly?Johnnie
cut his foot with the axe?Mamie's
scalded?Pa can't walk from piles?Billie
has boils?and my corns ache. She
got it and soon cured all the family.
Its the greatest healer on earth. Sold
byKaufmann Drug Co., Derrick's Drug
Store, Sandel's Drug Store.
Suicides in Jacksonville
Jacksonville, Fla., March 20.?Mrs.
Whittaker and Phillip Baker ended
their lives in Jacksonville and
Jos. Pida, a young man from Tampa,
shot himself through the head and tonight
is in a dying condition in the
hospital. Baker drank a quantity of
laudanum, his body being found in his
room early this morning. Mrs. Whittaker
ended her life by drowning.
We say without hesitation that DeWitt's
Kidney and Bladder Pills are
unequaled for weak kidneys, backache,
inflammation of the bladder end all
urinary disorders. They are antiseptic
and act promptly in all cases of weak
back, backache, rheumatism and rheu- j
matic pains. Accept no substitute. We j
sell and recommend them. Kaufmann
Drug Co.
Pulpit Utterance Verified.
Youngstown, Ohio, March 20.?"No
one of you can tell at what hour death
will come," said the pastor of the
Presbyterian Church -at Poland, near
here, this morning in opening his sermon.
Hardly had he spoken the words
mVian Mm WofJI/lo UTilliama foil frrirrt
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her seat dead.
Death is said to haye been caused
by heart trouble.
The morning service was brought to
a close by a prayer by the pastor before
Mrs Williams's body was removed,
and then the church was closed
for the day.
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Sterling Goods
Sterling silver, cut glass, fine
china, clocks. A fine stock
always on hand for you to
select from.
Keep us in mind when wanting
anything in Je,>?lry or
Silverware.
Good watch work and best
eye glasses.
If you can't come, send for
our catalogue or telephone your
order to us.
P. H. LACHICOTTE & CO.,
JEWELERS,
1424 Main St., Columbia, S. C
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I* IN ORDINARY SICKNESS
The trouble is generally due to a lazy or
overworked liver and inactive bowels.
Take Lane's Pills
They will cure such troubles?biliousness,
sick headaehe, constipation and the rest
?readily yield to treatment of these
little pellets. Take one at bedtime.
25 Doses Cost Only 25 Cents.
Made by CHAS, E. UNE ft CO., St Louis, ?o.
I For Sale in Lexington by
Derrick's Drug Store.
Koc
For Dyspepsia \
If you Suffer from Indige;
the Stomach, Belching, Sot
etc., a little Kodol will Relic
Kodol supplies the same digestive
juices that are found in a healthy
stomach. Being a liquid, it starts ]
digestion at once. {
it a i t _ a / 1
Koaoi not oniyaigests your ioou,
but helps you enjoy every mouthful 1
you eat. I
You need a sufficient amount of
good, wholesome food to maintain
strength and health.
But, this food must be digested
thoroughly, otherw ise the pains of
indigestion and dyspepsia are the \
result. i
When your stomach cannot do its f
work properly, take something to t
help your stomach. Kodol is the n
only thing that will give the stom- J
ach complete rest.
Why? Because Kodol does the 4
sam? work as a strong stomach, and
does it in a natural way. i
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fresh, reliable goods?we
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We pay highest prices for <
hulls at lowest prices. Come t<
Car of Studebaker Wagons just
Convenient wagon yard, w
was down, we can save you
Farmers medium and heavj
Our motto, "Live and let liv
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Rear ef Palmetto National Be
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Complete stock of ?
Goods and Notions.
Quick shipment, n
pense, prices always
New York or Baltimoi
We sell to Merchan
iol ^
ind Indigestion
stion, Dyspepsia, Gas on
lr Stomach, Heart-burn,
jve you almost Instantly
So, don't neglect your stomach.
Don't become a chronic dyspeptic.
Keep your stomach healthy and
strong by taking a little Kodol.
i^ou don't have to take Kodol alJ ?
the time. You only take it "when
you need it.
Kodol is perfectly harmless.
Our Guarantee
Go to your druggist today and get a dolar
bottle. Then after you have used th*
?ntire contents of the bottle if you can
jonestly say that it has not done yon any
food, return the bottle to the druggist ana ,
ie will refund your money without ques,lon
or delay. We will then pay the drug- i
fist. Don't hesitate, all druggists know '
hat our guarantee is good. This offer ap- |
>lies to the large bottle only and to but one
n a family. The large bottle contains 2J& j
Imes as much as the fifty cent bottle. '
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Kodol is prepared at the laborator- j
es of E. C. DeWitt & Co., Chicago.
PANV, DITRIBUTQRS.
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SWANSEA, S. C. |
iVe carry everything in j
jeneral Merchandise. Z
fou will find our store J
leadquarters for |
Shoes, clothing and |
ients' Furnishings, Dry | _
ioods and Notions, Hats, j
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nent is always full of *
only handle the best and
:otton seed and sell meal and
) us before you sell. Z
received. ? 5 .
ith ample ro om for stock. ^
1909
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Winter
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Shoes
11 styles and leathers to
for dress and every day
r. Having bought our Fall
k in March when leather
money by buying from us. ...
r work shoes a specialty.
e" prices.
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, Columbia, S. C.
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