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j: ers are asking $7.50 and
$10 for. Our "Lexington
gf price,' $5.50.
Order by mail.
&] "OAK ROCKER" ^
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H K Well made. Has steel rods
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cobblers seat, "Lexington
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I- ware, etc. Buggies, Wagons an
F? style vehicle yon may want. 0
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When your are in the mark<
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I ; I Pictures, Frames, Xmas
IB- Card Albums, Hand Painted
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WEBB'S Al
1627 Main Street,
And Lobby o
H DR. 8. R. HARDING,
,. Painless Toetb Extractor and
Professional Dentist,
R. F. D. No. 2, 18 A., Columbia, S
C. Hyatt Park ear runs by the
1;^ office.
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llonaire is luckey if she doesn't wind
up by getting only her board out of it.
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DRESSER, A B. MIRROR,
22x28 inches. Well made. Well
ished. Top 18x42 inches. $8.00.
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nt Your
iataI MArohftTidififi?Drv Goods. I
Ld Harness by the car load. We
ur prices are always the lowest.
lies and Hors
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pection of our goods before buyii
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Cards, and Calendars, Tost B
. China, Pottery, Stationery, |
Dr Dennison's Xmas Decora- K
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lentioned, but found at
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Columbia, S. C. M
I Lyric Theatre B
Land For Sale.
Ten acres splendid farming land,
| suitable for good truck or one-horse
farm, with four-room dwelling, located
in Lexington, for sale at low
1 figures. Apply at this office.
WANTED?To buy every pound of
I beeswax in the country. We will pay
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with Toilet, 12x2i
Well made. Top
inches, all oak.
fin- on top, $5.50.
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Eow To Find 0"&t.
"I say, boy," said the city chap who *
was passing a couple of weeks on the
farm, "how long can a goo9e stand on
one leg?"
"S'.poseyewtryitan' see,"rejoined <
the rural youngster, with a large, open- ]
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A dollar found is leas valuable than *
a quarter earned. 1
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Granulated Sugar j
At Cost. ,
FRESH BOASTED COFFEE i
10c. to 35c.
Gseex, Black and Mixed Teas 1
30c. to 80c. 1
CHEON TEA 1
The beet 50c. value in America
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Favorite. Biker's Ctiooolaie ind '
Cocoa. j
Souvenirs givea away
on Saturday.
SUGARS AT COST
75 Stores io Ujited States
C. D. KENNY CO.
1639 Main Phone 151 .
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- MAIL.
The Bite of a Rattler.
The Cherokee Indians' cure for the
[te of a rattlesnake is at once so cointon
sense and scientific as to merit a
idespread acceptance. Its common
mse lies in the fact that the victim
as or ought to have the necessary
nplement always at hand, there need
ot be an instant's delay, and that it is
le scientific plan goes without saying
ecause it carries away the poison at
tice. The Indian at once, when bitin,
drawing his knife, pinched up the
art bitten and cut it out, then, seeklg
the nearest stream, not often very
ir away, plunged the leg in the runIng
water and kept it there until all
leedihg had ceased and, as my inDrmant,
an old man, told me, seldom
uffered any ill effects.
Usually, as we know, no physician
an he reached or reliable remedy had
ntil the ease is too far gone for any
Sort to avail, but with a knifK'and, if
ot a running stream, wate^^bugh to
eep the wound well washe&and the
lood flowing I believe there would
e fewer death.? following rattlesnake
ites.?Forest and Stream.
How to Settle Bills.
There is a young Harlem matron
rhose mental equilibrium is upset the
rst of each month by the prospect of
2tting her husband see the size of the
>IUs that come in for food, drink and
or her own personal adornment. Her
our-year-old daugnter orrerea uer a
raluable suggestion the other day as
o the simplest means of settling bills.
The small child, seeing her mother
examining with a clouded brow a bit
?f paper, inquired:
"Is it a nice letter, mamma?"
"No; it's a nasty big bill, dearie."
The child's'bright eyes closed as if
ihe were searching her innermost soul
:'or some word of comfort. Suddenly
:he flashed a glad look at her mother,
Kmi nil thr? hriUiuncv of
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me voicing; an inspiration:
"Mamma, jes' tear it up. Then you
lon't have to pay it."?Now York Press.
The Retort Aqueous.
Even in the midst of horror there is
jccasionally a rift of humor. It is
said that at the time of the Johnstown
3ood a grocer to whom one of the citizens
owed for an overlong time a good
sized bill for provisions while floating
along on the top of the waters in a
raft made of two window blinds and a
skylight caught sight of his delinquent
Jebtor whirling around in one of the
oools of the eddying curreut clinging
to a large hogshead.
"Ah, there you are!" cried the grocer,
businesslike to the last. "Been looking
for you for several days. When
ire you going to pay that bill?"
"Can't say just now. Sands, old
man," returned the unhappy debtor.
"I'm having all I can do to keep my
head above water these times."?Harper's
Weekly.
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Anecdote of Renan.
Henan while traveling alighted at
Naples. One morning a servant of the
hotel came to him and said that as she
had heard the preacher at the cathelral
make use of his name many times
thanlrfn) if hp WOllld
3UC TYVU1U l/W buuu?i.w.
choose for her a number in the lottery
about to be drawn. "If you are a
saint," said she, "the number is sure
to be a good one: if you are a devii, it
will be still better." Renan smiled and
chose a number, but he never knew if
the servant was lucky.
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Orchestral Oversights.
The snare drummer happened to
catch a selection that called for the use ;
of half a dozen or more instruments. j
To make the shift from one to an- i
other he had to hustle in a fashion that I
nightly Impressed persons sitting near. !
u'lion bn/1 finished the livelv onera- i
tion he was puffing and blowing and !
the perspiration was coming out in
streams. A man just outside the orchestra
rail leaned forward and. pointing
to the score, remarked:
"That was good work, old man, but
you missed one place."
"I did!" responded the drummer In
surprise. "Why, I thought I played
everything that came my way."
"No," the other resumed, "you didn't
do everything, and I saw the leader
glance at you. Right there, in the middle
of that measure, is a place where
It says you should have gone down
cellar and shaken the furnace, and you
didn't pay any attention to it."?Providence
Journal.
Suiting His Theory.
"When I hear of a new theory." said
? ??T am romJndprf nf thp t'WO
a 3C1C1UIOI, A uui ? ?
geologists. At a certain summer re[
sort one brilliant afternoon the youag!
er geologist from his bedroom window
saw the older man rolling a great roc k
down the side of a mountain.
"He watched the work for nearly
three hours. The old geologist, thin
and little and white whiskered, had a
hard time of it to guide that rock almost
as big as himself. But he [>orsovcrod.
He got the rock down where j
lie wanted it just as the dinner bell j
rang.
"The younger man said to him wonderingly
at dinner:
"4What were you doing with that
roc*K iiiis aiiernuuu, .
" 'Why,' the professor answered, 'the J
fact is tlie thin? was GOO feet too high j
i to suit my theory.' "
Willing tc End the Company.
; A Chicago man who once permit'o \ J
himself to be persuaded to back a the- j
atrical company was seated in his cfi
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fice one day when he received a tele- ?
gram from the manager of the show, j
The troupe was somewhere in Mis- i
souri. and the telegram read tljus:
"Train wrecked this morning and all \
scener,y and baggage destroyed. No
I /\f ^nmniinv irilnrpd. What !
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! shall I do?"
The answer sent back by the Chicago
man was as follows:
"Try another wreck and have the
company ride in the baggage car."?
Chicago Record-Herald.
Gently Broken.
"You were a long time in the far corner
of the conservator}' last evening,"
suggested the mother. "What was going
on?"
"Do you remember the occasiou on
which you became engaged to papa?"
inquired the daughter by way of reply.
"Of course I do."
"Thpn it onirht not to be necessary
for you to ask any questions.'*
Thus gently the news was broken
that they were to have a son-in-law.
Art of Eating.
Eating is not merely an enjoyment.
It is a science that must be learned, an
art that must be acquired by intelligent
patience. The man who at middle
age has not discovered what and
how much is suitable for him hag not
finished his education.-Health.
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three?enough
er too busy to
{b>a. Ion/1 1 nrvl u to
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at all. And then therfeis^do'
hood life. It's a goodittjin(?
gossipy neighbors. Yotihre
to be the
life as joke
st rang el's under
an
to say
Is responsible for a
Children
that
and women.?Amelia
John
comedian
Justice who
were
They
ing the
The judge incidentally
he
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because he deserved
lea v
offices
for them ? c::clusiv^^^^^|^^B^^B^^^^^H|
do
press."
thn h'/itr,. ivh.-i i Mi i M?
walked across
patent
the
"Spurs?" author
ed. "Don't spurs nowadays
"Women spurs
they They wear one
?one cnly. What would a
be. to clothes?"
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"Only error for an
ramus. But usual writer of
Ignoramus. I
read a sporting story but I come &cro^^HHH^|^^^B
some error quite as blatant as this
yours."?New Orleans Times-Democr&'^^H^^^^^^^H
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Forced Draft Realism. '
"How
thrill with such gripping,
tic portrayal of human passions
ed
Well," said Hauks. "when be
ready to write novel he orders a
cral house cleaning, sends for
plumber to fix the gas aud for
tinner to fix the stovepipes, bids
little daughter at home
practice five flngef* exercises,
to play German. Irish
Italian national of
house and tells his wife that
good his
of v?h\
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