The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, July 03, 1907, Page 3, Image 3
Womea as Veil as Sen Are Bade
Miserable by Kidney and
Bladder Trouble.
Kidney trouble preys upon the mind,
discourages and lessens ambition; beauty,
vigor and cheerfulness
soon disappear
"when the kidneys are
^CTr~~" out of order or dis-.
? Kidney trouble has
ll become so prevalent
that it is not nncomm
mksSWe mon for a child to be
M \|^CVic? * Dora amictcu wiuu
S25rm*mm' weak kidneys. If the
child urinates too often, if the urine scalds
the flesh, or if, when the child reaches an
age when it should be able to control the
passage, it is yet afflicted with bed-wet*
ting, depend upon it, thecause of the difficulty
is kidney trouble, and the first
step should be towards the treatment of
th^se important organs. This unpleasant
trouble is due to a diseased condition of
the kidneys and bladder and not to a
habit as most people suppose.
Women ss well as men are made miserable
with kidney and bladder trouble,
and both need the satnq great remedy.
The mild and the immediate effect of
|fe Simp-Root is soon realized. It is sold I
/ by druggists, in fifty- P7Snrr??
cent and one-dollar
sfeebottles. YoumayJ
have a sample bottle
by mail free, also a loMtdvwpfoot
pamphlet telling all about Swamp-Root^
including many of the thousands of testimonial
letters received from sufferers
cured. In writing Dr. Kilmer^ & Co.,
Binghamton, N. Y., be sure and mention
this paper. Don't make any mistake,
hot remember the name, Swamp-Root,
Kilmer's Swamp-Root, and the ad
dress, Binghamton, N. Y., on every
bottle.
raOgBBSIQyAL CABPST
D. MARTIN, ATTORNEY
. AND COUNSELOR AT LAW,
LEXINGTON, S. C.
Office in Harman Building rear of court
house.
,Witt practice in all courts. Special
attention to collection of claims.
WIC. W. HAWE8,
* f i Attorney and Counselor at Law.
NEW BBOORLAND. S. 0.
Practice in all Courts. Business solicited.
November 1,1906.
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C. M. KFTRD. 7. S. DKEHXB.
?EIRD & DREHER,
ATTORNEYS AT LAW,
LEXINGTON 0. H.. & 0.
Win practice in ail the Courts. Business
solicited. One member of the firm will always
be at office, Lexington. 8. C.
JHhTFBICK*
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
CHAPIN, & 0.
umce: now osnon, %m auou,
Floor. Will practioe in all the Courts.
THTOMOND & TIMMERMAN,
1 ATTORNEYS AT LAW,
WILL PRACTICE IN ALL COURTS,
Kautmann Bide, LEXINGTON. 8,C
. Wrwill be pleased to meet those having local
business to be attended to at oar office
to the ffanfmann Building at anytime.
Respectfully,
9?o?uu ^ ^ THURMOND.
G. BELL TIMMEKMAN.
A L&BRT M. BObZEB,
i7-. ATTORNEY AT LAW,
i COLUMBIA, 8. a
Omcx: 18M Main Street, upstairs, opposite
Van M*-toe's Furniture StoreEspecial
attention given to business entrusted
to him by his fellow citizens of Lexington
countyGeorge
r. rembert,
- ATTORNEY AT LAW.
1331 LAW RANGE, COLUMBIA. 8. 0.
1 will be dad to serve my friends from Lexington
County at any time, and an prepared
to praetieb law In all btate and Federal
Courts.
Andrew orawford,
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
COLUMBIA, & C.
Practices in the State and Federal Courts,
and offers his professional services to the
i ?i >. ry
dozens ci juouusiua wjuui/,
Law Offices, ( ) Residence. 1529
1209 Washington < > Pendle ton Street.
Street. ( )
Office Telephone No. 1372.
Residence Telephone No. 1036.
't Xtr BOYD EVANS,
W .LAWYER AND COUNSELLOR.
Columbia, S. C.
DR. P. H. SHEALY,
DENTIST,
LEXINGTON, S. C.
Office Up Stairs in Roof's Building.
TkR. F. C. GILMORE,
V DENTIST.
1510 Main Street, COLUMBIA, S.s C.
Office Hocbs; 9 a. m. to 2 p. m., and from
3 to 6 d. m.
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Merchandise, 1
Corner Main and Naw Street, e
Opposite Confederate |
Monument, 5
Lexington, - - S. C. g
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A Poor Organ.
Dam(s) the bile. That's what your
liver does if it's torpid. Then the ")ile
overflows into the blood?poisons your
system, causing sick headache, biliousness,
sallow skin, coated tongue, sick
stomach, dizziness, fainting spells, etc.
Ramon'8 treatment of Liver Pills and
Tonic Pellets strengthens the liver and
makes it do its own work. Prevents
and cures these troubles. It aids?
doesn't force. Entire treatment 25c,
Derrick's Drug Store and 0. E. Corley.
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An Editors Worry.
There are few people in this world
who realize the many troubles and
worries of a newspaper man. This
fact is proven by the very little sympathy
that they receive, and the very
little consideration shown them. No
person does more and receives less
credit for what he does, than the poor
men who make the press. From
nearly every side they receive blame
while from very few they receive
credit for what they do.
It is almost impossible for an editor
to keep from offending some people,
that is if he does his duty as a newspaper
man. It becomes necessary
some time for hiih to criticise, and as
sure as ne aoes, way mere axe; some
that he will offend. Of course this is
much regretted by the man who wrote
the criticism but he finds one consolation
and that is the consolation of
knowing that he has done his duty as
he saw it. There are many people
who seem to think an editor delights
in criticising and being criticised. A
more erronious impression could not
have gotten out. There is not a man
in the great press today we will venture
to say, but what hates to be criticised
or to criticise. Newspaper
men are as human as anyone else.
Very often men who have been lifelong
friends have been enraged at one
another by the publication of an article
by one in a newspaper. If a newspaper
man is true to his profession he
will write any article that duty dictates
even if it does make his beBt
friend mad at him. This has often
been done. At times it has been necessary
for a man to criticise his own
kinsman. This is all very hard to do
but the noble newspaper man, true to
his calling, will do it.
Last week this paper saw fit to criticise
a public official and fcr so doing
brought the wrath of a < number of
people down upon his head. Of course
we regretted it but it could not be
helped. There are those who accused
this paper of being personally at outs
with the man criticised. This is very
wrong; we had not one thing against
the man who we criticised, in fact
did not know him personally. We
merely saw his conduct and thought
it needed scoring and we did so. It
very often becomes the unpleasant
duty of a newspaper man to do this
and he must carry out his duty.?Anderson
Intelligencer.
We Guarantee Satisfaction.
J. A. Brogdon, of the National Sign
Oo.f Dayton, O., writes under date of
Oct. 12,1906: "Nosena is the only preparation
I have ever used that relieves
my affection so speedily and pleasantly.
I am getting the first real pleasure out
of breathing that I have experienced
since I contracted catarrh six years
Sro. Money would not buy my tube of
osena if I could not get another.
Buy Nosena from Derrick's Drug
Store and C. E. Oorley and get your
money hack if not satisfied. Sample
tube and booklet by mail 10 cents.
Brown Manufacturing Co.,
St. Louis, Mo. and Greenville, Tenn.
Girl Dies Horrible Death.
Anderson, June 26.?Little Miss
Pearl Forrester, the ten-year-old
daughter of Mr. and Mrs. J. A. Forrester,
of the Orr mill village, died
this morning from lockjaw. She
stepped on a nail about ten days ago
and several days ago the dreaded
disease took hold of her. She suffered
terribly and her death was a most
horrible one. The body was taken to
Greer's this afternoon for interment.
Prevents Headache.
Force them! No?aids them. Ramon's
treatment of Liver Pills and Tonic Pellets
strengthens the liver and digestive
organs so that they do their own work
and fortifies your constitution against
future trouble. Entire treatment 25c.
Derrick's Drug Store and C. E. Corley.
An Even Affair.
A Missouri lawyer tells of an assault
and battery case that was
recently tried in a Kansas City court.
To the first witness called the presiding
magistrate put this question:
"Why did you not go to the aid of
the defendant when the ?ght occurred?'
'
"Because," answered the witness
with a smile, "I didn't know which
one of them was going to be the defendant."
Zf the Baby is Cutting Teeth,
Be sure and use that old and well tried
remedy, Mrs. Winslow's Soothing
Syrup, for children teething. It soothes
the child, softens the gums, allays
all pain, cures wind colic and is the
best remedy for diarrhoea. Twenty
five cents a bottle. Guaranteed under
the Food and Drug act, June 30,
1906. Serial number 1908.
tf It is the best of all.
Oliver Thomas and Lily Grant,
both colored, were struck by a train
while crossing a railroad track at Tv
Ty, Ga., on Friday and both were
killed.
Summer coughs and colds yield at
once to Bees Laxative Cough Syrup.
Contains honey and tar but no opiates.
Children like it. Pleasant to take. Its
laxitive qualities recommend it to mothers.
Hoarseness, coughs, croup yield
quickly. Sold by Kaufmann Drug Co.
MRS, DOLBY TALKS,
She Tackles the Deacon About
His Bad Language.
REFUSES TO ADMIT TRUTH.
Goes on Reading Testimonials While
His Better Half Continues Her Lectures?Cams
Near Making a Full
Confession.
[Copyright, 1907, by P. C. Eastment.)
Several little things had happened
during tiie day to cause jjeacou jl?uiu/
to look forward to a seance after supper
had been cleared away, and when
the hour finally arrived he was as
ready as he could be to take what was
In store for him. He sat down in his
rocking chair in the sitting room, pulled
off his shoes and had been reading
testimonials about a new patent windmill
for ten minutes when Mrs. Dolby
softly began:
"Samuel Dolby, just after breakfast
this morning you went to the barm
Something was the matter with the
"YOU JUMPED UP AND DOWN A2vD KICKED
, THE PUMP."
stable door. When it would not open
you banged and kicked and muttered,
and after five minutes you picked up a
big stone and smashed at the door with
ail your might At the same time you
said something. I was too far off, and
you saw me and didn't repeat It but I
want you to tell me right here, now,
what it was. Certain rumors have
reached my ears, and I want to know
If there is any truth In them. Did you
say 'Pshaw r 'Sugar!* or?or?or did you
make any reference to that place where
bad people go when they die? I know
how a door may bother and provoke a
person. I had the kitchen door stick
with me once, and I hauled off and
kicked It and almost said something.
You had on a collar that was choking
you and was complaining of the earache
when you went out, and if you
really did forget yourself for once I
can find an excuse for you. Throw
yourself on my mercy, Samuel, and tell
me what you said."
Deeply Interested.
The deacon had reached testimonial
No. 4, and he became deeply interested
. and forgot to ^answer the question.
Had it been otherwise he might have
been compelled to admit that his exclamation
had neither "Pshaw!** nor
"Sugar!" in it. Mrs. Dolby sat looking
at a three-quarter view of him for two
or three minutes and then continued:
"At the dinner table today I asked
you to pass the fried eggs. The plate
was hot, and you burned your fingers
and dropped it with a crash. It was
bad enough to have the plate broken
and the contents spilled over the tablecloth,
but that was nothing to what
you said. As the plate fell you yelled.
As I didn't say anything at the time,
you probably thought I didn't pay attention,
but I want you to know that
I did. Samuel Dolby, you are a man
fifty-nine years old, a deacon of the
church and supposed to be a living
example before the world, and yet
when you burned your fingers you yelled
Thunderation!' Don't deny It, sir.
I not only heard it, but I wrote it down
on the pantry door -as soon as I got up.
It will remain there as long as we live
in this house, and I shall never see it
without having cold chills go over me.
"What have you got to say for yourself?"
He had nothing whatever to say, but
something like a smile appeared at the
corners of his mouth. He was thinking
what he would have said had he
stubbed his toe instead of burning his
fingers. He could have defended the
word "thunderation" as perfectly proper
under all occasions of sudden excitement,
but before he.had made up
his mind to do so Mrs. Dolby went on:
Fell Downstairs.
I <1 1 i. O T ?^1- /N/1
.ill O O ClUCll lilis UilCiilUUU 1 tt5b.CU
you to go up into the garret and get
down my quiit frames while I went
over to see Mrs. Green about fall
pickles. Just as I returned you fell
downstairs with such a clatter that for
a moment I thought the house had been
struck with a cyclone. I was so excited
and I came so near fainting away
that I don't remember what you said,
but I know you yelled out at least four
times. Samuel, I want you to tell me
exactly what you said. It was something
dreadful, but perhaps under the
circumstances I can excuse it, and
you can make a fresh start. I know
that a fall downstairs is a sudden
thing, and it is liable to throw even a
deacon off his balance. Did one of
your expressions refer to the bad place,
Samuel ?"
All four of his yells were directly
connected with the locality mentioned,
as he distinctly remembered, but the
j deacon didn't propose to enter into any
arguments or discussions. He had
said what he had said, and if Mrs.
Dolby had any doubts about it then all
the better for him, and lie had made
a safe escape of it. He tried his best
to become deeply interested in testimonial
No. C, which stated that the
None Such windmill only needed the
breath of a sleeping babe to set it in
motion, and after heaving a few sighs
over the general situation Mrs. Dolby
brought forward the last offense.
Shouted Three Different Times.
"When I was ready to set about get
ting supper I asked you to bring me in
a pail of fresh water from the well.
You went out with the pail, and I suddenly
heard some one shout out. I
went to the door and found you lying
on your back on the ground. You had
struck your toe against the soap kettle
and fallen down. I didn't say anything,
Samuel?not a word. I don't
think you even saw me. I am not asking
you what you said when you fell
down, because I think it was 'Oh,
my!' but what I want explained is
what you said later on when you found
the pump stuck fast. When you had
worked away at the handle and the
water wouldn't come you jumped up
and down and kicked the pump and
shouted, ' it, it, it!' three
different times. I was having a chill,
and my fingers were in my ears, and
so I didn't catch the words, but I must
know. You must confess to me and
trust to me to forgive you if I can.
What does a man say when he grabs
the pump handle and jumps up and
down and looks red in the face? If
you don't speak right up and tel! me I
shall think the very worst?that is, I
do think the verv worst now. If one
of the neighbors should run in to borrow
some saleratus I don't know how
I could look her in the face. I shall
keep thinking and thinking after I get
to bed, and there will be no sleep for
me unless this matter is cleared up."
But for a slight incident Mr. Dolbymight
have entered into' a full explanation
and had the whole thing
over with. His eye caught sight of a
shirt button on the floor, and he
stooped and picked It up and gazed at
It so long that Mrs. Dolby forgot the
question she had asked and said:
"And there's another thing, Samuel,
while I think of it. A week ago one
morning while you wa3 milking the
cow she hauled off and kicked you.
You went off the stool on your back
and lay there for two or three minutes.
Then you got up and pounded her with,
the stool. Every time you pounded
you said something. I was down cellar
looking over the pickles and didn't
hear it, but Mrs. Harrison says she
saw and heard everything and didn't
get over shivering until sundown.
Wkat wag it you said? If you will
throw yourself upon my mercy and
tell me the truth, I'll agree not to apply
for a divorce."
The deacon laid down the circular
as if he intended to make a full confession
of the affair and depend upon
Mrs. Dolby's wifely heart to forgive,
but after a moment's thought he
cnangea ms mina ana let nis eyes ran
upon the last testimonial. It was only
ten lines long, and he read it over
three times, while she'waited for his
answer amid deep silence. By and by
he yawned and stretched and got up
on his feet and, going over to the
clock, he, wound It up and carelessly
observed:
"If you are going to make soft soap
tomorrer, I guess we'd better get to
bed a little early tonight."
M. QUAD.
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Offering a Fair Compromise.
"And will you let my daughter have
her own way the same as I do when
you are married?"
"No, but she will come as near having
it as your wife does." -Washington
Herald.
Couldn't Afford to Loaf.
First Thespian?I am astonished at
you accepting such a small part. Second
Thespian?My dear laddie, to a
starving man a small role is better
than no bread.?Ally Sloper.
Self Praise.
Lady (buying presents, to friend)?
Now, I wonder if that is the sort of
tie that would be considered good taste
by a man?
Shopman?Er?I selected it myself
from a verv large stock.?Punch.
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Their Mutual Purpose.
Cupid went shopping, and he bought
A yard of moonlight and a kiss,
A loving glance, a tragic sigh
And two bright tears to go with this.
A maid went shopping, and she bought
A cunning gown all made of lace,
A rose crowned hat. a parasol
With which to shade her dainty face.
The maid and Cupid chanced to meet;
He asked the maiden what she sought,
And she was curious to know
The use of all the things he bought.
But neither would nn answer give.
But straightway from each other ran.
For both were buying things to trap
The same poor, unsuspecting man.
?Town Topics.
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DONT FORGET
IS. J*. TAYIiORj
Successor to Maxwell & Taylor,
NEAR POST OFFICE, COLUMBIA, S. 0,
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Solid Car Load Lots and at the lowest spot cash prices, we
therefore, can sell you for less than if we bought in local shipments.
Solid Oak Bedroom Suites.
Nine Pieces?One Bed, One Bureau, One Washstand, One
Centre Table, Four Chairs. One Bocker?all for $17.25.
No. 7 Black Oak Stove
with a complete list of Cooking TJtinsels, for $7.50. No. 8
Black Oak, with a complete list of Btinsels, $12.50. Our
line is complete. All grades. Prices guaranteed as low as
Furniture of the same grade can be bought. Write or phone
490 for prices
H. JL. TAYIjOR,
COLUMBIA, 8. C.
COME TO SEE US!
Our stock of New Spring Goods are now ready for your
inspection, embracing everything in
WASH GOODS, DOMESTICS, DRESS GOODS AND SILKS
of all imaginable shades and patterns, bought to please our
customers.
Fall Goods will be closed out at Bargain Prices.
In Millinery we have the very latest styles and trimmings.
Don't buy your hat until you have seen ours.
NOTIONS.
Our notion department is complete with all the new novel*
ties, too numerous to mention here.
We want our Lexington friends to call and see what we have.
MAKE OUR STORE HEADQUARTERS.
N. A. YOUNG,
WHOLESALE AND RETAIL,
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we own I
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