The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, May 15, 1907, Page 3, Image 3
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? The Cause of Many
SOTUgftPtfatfls. f *
There is a disease prevailing in thi9 .
v *9&untry most dangerous because so decep- ^
?h:r deaths are caused al
^ eas^' Fneumon^a? .
ill? 11 few FfTf^dttl heart failure or C2
V apoplexy are often th
i l/vi Vi I resu^ tid- n(
! I 4 Id I ne7 disease. If .
fcra/^^|||. \ (v K: I kidney trouble is e
M\4 la [g allowed to advance le
?$.t thekidney-poison- ii<
ed blood will at.
tack the vital organs, causing catarrh of
6g?iP the bladder, or the kidneys themselves k>
Ip^ll .break down and waste away cell by cell, of
Bladder troubles almost always result j.
^ from a derangement of the kidneys and
a cure is obtained quickest by a proper
. |i . treatment of the kidneys. If you are feel- Is
ing badly you can make no. mistake by a
taking I>r. Kilmer's Swamp-Root, the
great kidney,^ liver and bladder remedy.
It corrects inability to hold urine and in
^ scalding pain in passing it, and over- ei
comes that unpleasant necessity of being .
compelled to go often through the day,
? and to get up many times during the be
uight.. The mild and the extraordinary m
effect of Swamp-Root is soon realized.
It stands the highest for its wonderful
Cures of the most distressing cases. th
Swamp-Root is pleasant to take and is te
told by all druggists in fifty-cent and
S|p|; iine-dollar size bottles. Yo^ may have a
fjjfe.; sample bottle of this wonderful new dis- cc
Covery and a book that tells all about it, lo
bollh sent free by mail. Address, Dr. Kil- 51
mer & Co., Binghamton, N. Y. When .
31? writing mention reading this generous
offer in this paper. Don't make any ia
Bp ' mistake, but remembeiLthe name, Swamp- gC
Root, Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Root, and the
address, Binghamton, N. Y.f on every ^
PROFESSIONAL CARDS. J
A D. MARTIN, ATTORNEY r
jfl. AND COUNSELOR AT LAW,
LEXINGTON, S. 0. ?
I&: Office in Harm an Building rear of court
house. re
Will practice in all courts. Special
attention to collection of claims.
TS71C. W. HA WES, ~~ be
' ti Attorney and Counselor-at Law. fa
NEW BROOKLAND. 8. 0. ^
Practice in all Courts. Business solicited.
November 1.1906.
& K. EFIHD. F. E. DBEHEB.
tfFIRD & DREHER,
Jci ATTORNEYS AT LAW,
LEXINGTON&E.& 0. ^
Will practice in all the Courts. .Business '
* ' solicited. One member of the firm will ai- lit
J ways be at office, Lexington. 8. C. jj
T^hTfRICK. - t- te
J ATTORNEY AT LAW, lo
CHAPIN, 8. 0* gg
? Office: Hotel Marion, 4th Boom, Second a_
Floor, Will practice in all the Courts. *
mHURMOND & TIMMERMAN, ?
1 ATTORNEYS AT LAW, p
WILL PRACTICE IN ALL COURTS, '
Kaofmann Bids. LEXINGTON, 8. C,
: We will be pleased to meet those having le- df
"gal business to be attended to at our office .
tn the Kaufmann Building at any time. A
Respectfully, imTT>,,rtWL
Wy - J. Wh. THURMOND. G.
BELL TIMHEBMAN,
? A LBERT M. BOOZER,
JA ATTORNEY AT LAW, 01
' COLUMBIA, 8. 0. g
Omcs: 1S16 Main Street, upstairs, opposite* aT
' iraeBU Store. ^
ed to him by his fel tow citizens of Lexington D
counts,
ftEORGE R. REMBERT, m
U ATTORNEY AT LAW. w
1221 LAW RANGE, COLUMBIA. & 0. p{
I will be glad to serve my friends from Lex- ?
lsgton County at any time, and en prepared 111
to practice law in all folate and Federals wi
Courts. A
NDREW CRAWFORD, ?
A ATTORNEY AT LAW,
COLUMBIA, R 0. ir
Practices in the State and Federal Courts,
HBnPrTT^ offers his profeesjonal services to the re
einaena oi juexin^ron uoumy,
Law Offices, ( ) Residence, 1529 vi
1209 Washington < > Pendle ton Street,
g t Street. ( ) ?.
; Office Telephone No. 1872. \ ' 1
' Residence Telephone No. 1036.
W BOYD EVANS,
IT .LAWYER AND COUNSELLOR, th
Columbia, S. C. '
f tm P. H. STTKATiY, J*
K If DENTIST,
LEXINGTON, S. C. "L
Office Up Stairs in Boot's Building. eQ
TkB. F. 0. GILMORE, &
V DENTIST.
> 1610 Main Street, COLUMBIA, S. C.
w- olficb houbs.* 9 a. m. to 2 p. m., and from w<
3 to 6 p.m. pi
IN. D. lARMANli
i'' > I DEALER IN 0 J"
I General 1 '1
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JJ UJLVl ViiUUUlUV^ ^
C Corner Main and New Street, ? w<
f Opposite Confederate i Sc
? Monument, 5j
B Lexington, - - S. C. ft
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A Poor Organ. ??
Dam(s) the bile. That's what your
liver does if it's torpid. Then the )ile 1
overflows into the blood?poisons your ta
system, causing sick headache, biliousness,
sallow skin, coated tongue, sick
stomach, dizziness, fainting spells, etc. m<
Ramon's treatment of Liver Pills and aS
Tonic Pellets strengthens the liver and
makes it do its own work. Prevents ?*
and cures these troubles. It aids? st*
doesn't force. Entire treatment 25c, E.11
Derrick's Drug Store and 0. E. Corley.
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Carriage as We ICake It. [
Sometimes it would seem as if mar- I
ages that are not made for love hold
itter than those which ire; since
te mutual expectations are less, so /
so are the disappointments.
People must change, but if they
mnot change together, if the love
tey had when they were young does ?
)t mellow into a habit of warm afction
as they grow older, then at r
ast let them consider first their -objations
to one another, and bring all
ie pity, all the forbearance, all the
ndness possible to the contemplation
! their compact before they break it.
it were so worth while?worth any- ^
ting?then, is it worth nothing now? r
there not something to be bulit on r
foundation that promised happiness?
Since people cannot in general be
duced to think long before they *
iter the married state, they might
i least be brought up to make the t
ist of it afterward. Boys and girls c
ight easily be educated more than
tey are now with the view of making
iem better husbands and wives, bet- t
r householders and housekeepers, 1
ipber fathers and mothers, better 6
>inrades to one another. Then, if ^
ve/Struck them like a bolt from the
ue, they would still be able to go
>out their business with some faint
ea of what those businesses were
>ing to be, and, if they had made
istakes, to bear the consequence of
ose mistakes just as long as there
as dignity .in endurance?and perips
a little longer.?Caroline Duer in
le Delineator for June.
? the Bahy is Cutting Teeth,
3 sure and use that old and well tried
medy, Mrs. Winslow's Soothing
rrup, for children teething. Itsooththe
child, softens the gums, allays
L pain, cures wind colic and is1 the
set remedy for diarrhoea. Twenty
uciiuD a UUUUO* uuai aupccu uii
ir the Food and Drugs act, June 30,
06. Serial number 1908.
tf It is the best of all.
Bitten by Had Dog.
Mr. Robert Perry of Saluda county
as in the city on Tuesday with his
jtle daughter to consult with Dr.
ayer about her. She had been bitn
on Saturday by a dog that benged'to
the family, and the dog had
ibsequently exhibited very marked
mptoms of rabies. 'Dr. Mayer adsed
Mr. Perry to take the child to
tlanta at once for treatment in the
isteur institute, as a preventative
' hydrophobia, and the father and
raghter left by the first train for
tlanta.?Newberry G server.
Additional Evidence.
If there was not enough evidence
i the street^of Lexington Saturday
ternoon to convince any fairminded
an that the dispensary is a nuisance
id a farce, in God's name, we ask,
Tiat more do you want??Lexington
ispatch, 17th. |
Brother, if additional evidence is
>eaea just step out upon the mgnays
and byways leading from dis- J
aasary towns on the evenirts and
ghts of the day named and anyone t
ill be folly convinced. When the
Feet is so noticeable within the in- <
rporation where peace and order <
e supposed to prevail, one can imfine
conditions when the country is 1
ached and fhe fiery mixture begins t
j'jdevilish work in earnest.?Lees- ^
lie News. t
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hamberlain's Colic, Cholera
and Diarrhoea Remedy. J
There is probably no medicine made
at is relied upon with more implicit a
nfidence than Chamberlain's Colic,
lolera and Diarrhoea Remedy. During
e third of a century in which it has 1
en in use, people liave learned that it .
the one remedy that never fails. J
hen reduced with water and sweet- s
ed it is pleasant to take. For sale by \
lufmann Drug Company.
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Rosena Anderson, a young negro t
Dman living on Col. R. B. Watson's h
ace at Ridge Spring, was committed ^
Saluda jail last week on the charge *
infanticide?throwing her baby ?
to a well. She confessed to the ^
ime. f
Two men were killed and nine in- s
red in a collision on the Seaboard
ir Line road near Piedmont, Ala.,
Bt week.
Kidney complaint kills more people B
an any other disease. This is due to
e disease being so insidious that it
ts a good hold on the system before it
recognized. Foley's Kidney Cure
ill prevent the development of fatal
sease if taken in time. a
John Danelio shot and mortally
3uned his wife at their home in *
>uth Franklin, Mass., Sunday a a
3ek. They had just been married c
at day.
"P T Wnnrr} on -m or> n oror* nf a -r?Vina- r?
rfk. A* JU.V ?1 ViWU J 111U11 o V/i. M V
iate company at Mulberry, Fla.,was s
nvicted in the United States court 1'
Tampa last week of peonage?holdg
two Russian laborers in involun- J
ry servitude.
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Mrs. S. Joyce, 180 Sullivan St., Clare- a
mt N. H., writes: "About a year f'
o I bought two bottles of Foley's Kid- e
y Cure. It cured me of a severe case f
Kidney trouble of several years' c.
mding. It certainly is a grand, good u
3dicine, and I heartily recommend it."
lufmann Drug Co. ^
$
?v'V. .% J'". > .v *
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MIW JOE JAILED.
?38B ; ???? y
Iccused of Killing Three Persons
With His Pain Alleviator.
CITIZENS DEMANDED REVENGE
!
Twas Later Ascertained That Victims
Came to Death by Eating Poisonous
Mushrooms?Given His Liberty With
Expressions of Good Wiii.
[Copyright, 1907, by C. H. Sutcliffe.]
I had halted halfway between the
owns of Come Off and Go On to give
ny old horse a bite to eat when I found
nyself smoking my pipe and musing:
"It is better to- be right than to be
p-eat, although your grocer may someimes
turn you down."
And also:
"Integrity has sent many a man to
he poorhouse, but he didn't have a
nonstable to show him the way."
And likewise:
"He that stealeth a dollar is a thief,
mt by some hocus pocus he that accunulates
fifty millions demands the reipect
and admiration of the public."
I was trying to figure out whether
he railroads and other corporations
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*I WAS SENTENCED TO ONE MONTH IN JAU
AND SHOVED BEHIND THE BABS."
>wned more members of the presenl
jongress than the last when a body ol
patriotic citizens came riding on tpe
gallop and drew rein beside me, and
:he leader called out:
"Villain, we will give you exactly
ten minutes. In which to make youi
>eace with heaven!"
"Whyfore this gathering and this
suddenness?" I asked.
"It's that Pain Alleviator of yours
iiat has 'killed three people over ai
Codfish Point They died within hall
m hour after taking it We, their sur
riving relatives, demand retribution."
Roads From One of His Circulars.
I protested. With a rope around mj
leek I protested. From one of my oir
mlars I read to tbem that the Pilgrin
Pain Alleviator was compounded fron
roots and barks and herbs that wer<
perfectly harmless.
That even if you swallowed the corl
tvith the dose you had a buoyant feel
Jig.
That it was a panacea for low spirit:
ind morbid feeling.
That people who were on the poin
)f committing suicide bad taken on<
lose and begun to frolic.
That it had warded off yellow fevei
md deprived cholera of its grip.
That liver complaint, lumbago, ca
arrh, rheumatism, roaring in the head
lizziness and flatulency disappeared
>efore It. like dew before the sum
ner's sun.
That it had helped undeserving peo
>le into jail and helped deserving one:
>ut
That no man should trade horses, buj
i piece of land, get married, make f
vill or bury his wife without first tak
ng a dose according to directions.
The pathos in my voice or the indis
ratable facts I stated had an impres
ion on all the patriots but one. H<
eas an old man with the chin whisk
ts of a goat and a countenance h<
ried to make benign. I rememberec
o have seen bim a year before wher
ie was traveling about the countn
rith a consumption cure. I now sa\N
bat he was the real leader of the
;ang and that his object in having me
ynched was to come into possessioE
f my outfit, which I will state here
or the benefit of blind persons con
ists of?
One horse.
One tintype outfit.
One fighting dog.
Twenty-four moving pictures, thai
QOV^.
One grasshopper in a bottle.
One gross of Pilgrim Pain Alleviator
Wiser Counsels Prevail.
This old patriarch pushed to the fronl
nd demanded that I be bung forth*
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run, out wiser councils prevaneu. uuu
was taken six miles to a county seal
nd there thrust into jail until the case
ould be further considered. At the
nd of two days it was ascertained beond
dispute that the unfortunates had
ome to their deaths by eating poionous
mushrooms. All had my al?viator
in the house, and had they
aken a double dose the effects of the
oison would have been counteracted,
was given my liberty with many exressions
of sympathy and good will,
nd when I came to look around I
ound that my property had disappeard
with the old patriarch the day beore.
Several citizens offered to acompany
me in chase; but, girding up
iy loins and realizing that integrity
ras never yet knocked out for long, I
et off over the country on foot. At
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the end of fifteen miles I was rewarded.
I came across the old man at a
house where he had stopped to court a
widow womsin and try to work the
tintype business.
I am but a weak worm of the dust
when it comes down to it. It would
have been a tender and juicy bit of
brotherly love to have presented the
old cuss with a dozen bottles of the
; alleviator and kissed him on the cheek
and bidden him go and sin no more.
That's what he expected me to do, but
s I disappointed him.. I invited him out
> of the house, and when he smilingly
i follered me I proceeded to lamn him.
I mauled him. I chugged him. I
hammered and punched him. I made
him to cry unto the seven angels for
mercy. When he was a licked man
1 I gathered together my own and rode
' triumphantly away, never heeding the
offer of the widow to marry me in his
1 place. Lest I seem boastful I may
say that when I had had time to overhaul
myself I found that I had suffered?
-r?
1 One black eye. '
One skinned nose.
One bitten thumb.
One bleeding ear.
One loose tooth.
Thus it ever is. The machinashuns
of sin may prevail for a short time
over integrity, but the race is brief
and the victory soothing to the soul.
' fPHck rvnlT? damnffo firniA to the Outfit
was to the grasshopper in the bottle.
He had somehow lost a leg, but I had
no sooner tied it on with a piece of
string than he recovered his normal
composure and was himself again.
Enters Busted Hopes.
Two days later I entered the bustling
metropolis of Busted Hopes. The day
was balmy, the town band was playing,
and I felt in my soul that it was
good to be there. Not a shadder o?
my impending doom came to warn
me. I was pitching my tent and looking
around in a benign way when a
red headed man, who announced himself
as the mayor, cafne forward and
wanted to borrow $50 in cash as a
token of esteem. When I had shaken
my head In a doubtful way he took his
leave, and an hour later I was arrested
under the provisions of the cruelty
to animals law. It was claimed that
I was holding a grasshopper against
his will and that now and then I stirred
him up by dropping a bumblebee
into the milk bottle with him. It was
t done in revenge for my refusal of the
,, loan, j
Exhibits Documentary Evidence.
\ Taken into court, I exhibited docu?
mentary evidence that I had res1
cued the hopper from a life of suffering
and peril and that now and then
r his lively disposition demanded sometioiiqI
ortmothinc lilrfl
LU1U? UUV U1 U1C uouut
a bumblebee to chaw up. The judge
s was not a fair minded man. He probably
was to get half of that $50 and
} was disapp'inted over my attitude. I
t was sentenced to one month in jail
f and shoved behind the bars. For a
few minutes I was cast down and
made to wonder if it really paid to be
good, but when I came to see that 1
f could break out of the old shebang in
ten minutes I became a partner of
i .Integrity again.
i That evening, after the just and un
i just inhabitants of Busted Hopes had
sought their downy couches and jus1
: as the new moon was showing her in
nocent face above tbe prairie, 1
wrenched my way to liberty. Hunting
s around for a spell, I found my outfll
and drove softly out of town and intc
t dim distance, and as the farawaj
i howls of an Oklahoma coyote reached
my ear I flicked the old horse witl
r the gad and murmured unto myself:
"Integrity may even lead a followei
intc jail, but she always manages thai
an old stove leg is left lying around tc
1 pry the bars off with!" M. QUAD.
And She Went Home to Mother.
"Well," said the wife who had put
up with her husband's blunders till the
limit of endurance had been reached,
"here you bring home some strawberries
that are positively green! You always
do. You never picked a ripe
watermelon since I have known you.
you always buy poor cantaloupes, you
let your tailor give you clothes that
shrink and fade, you can't choose
grape fruit that is worth eating and"?
"And I picked you out too. Don't
1 forget to put that in," urged the husi
hand.?Jndere.
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A Preventive.
- Smith?So you think smoking prevents
headaches?
^ Brown?Rather. My mother-in-law
: always gets up and goes out of the
- room as soon as I light a cigar.
Secrets.
HE.
Sweetheart, oena your preny neau;
Bend It low, bend It low.
I'veja. secret ray heart said
You should know, you should know.
f Lift your bonny eyes of blue;
Hold your breath until I'm through.
Here's a secret; It is true?
I love you.
SHE. \
Oh. the secret 3*011 have told
Unto me. unto me.
Ever new. and yet so old.
You'll agree, you'll agree.
Is so sweet because It's true,
But I have a secret, too,
And?oh. well. I will tell 3*011!
That?I knew.
?Bohemian.
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Successor to Maxwell & Taylor, .
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CIIMF TO SEE IIS!
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1 Our stock of New Spring Goods are now ready for your
inspection, embracing everything in
; WASH GOODS, DOMESTICS, DBESS GOODS AND SILKS
t of all imaginable shades and patterns, bought to please our
: customers.
Fall Goods will be closed out at Bargain Prices.
L
i In Millinery we have the very latest styles and trimmings.
Don't buy your hat until you have seen ours.
NOTIONS.
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Our notion department is complete with all the new novel:
ties, too numerous to mention here.
We want our Lexington friends to call and see what we have.
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