The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, April 10, 1907, Page 3, Image 3
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The Cause of Many
Sudden Deaths.
There is a disease* prevailing in this
country most dangerous because so decepIra,
deaths are caused
ease, pneumonia,
heart failure or
% J llt^'rVlA r~ apoplexy are often
I e res?^
\ w K 1 kidney trouble is
15 j|i Jll allowed to advance
ed blood will atk
tack the vital organs, causing catarrh of
the bladder, or the kidneys themselves
break down and waste away cell by cell,
ii Bladder troubles almost always result
fron\ a derangement of the kidneys and
a cure is obtained quickest by a proper
treatment of the kidneys. If you are feeling
badly you can make no mistake by
taking Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Root, the
great kidney, liver and bladder remedy.
It corrects inability to hold urine and
scalding pain in passing it, and overcomes
that unpleasant necessity of being
compelled to go often through the day,
and to get up many times during the
iUKUU 1UC 1UUU auu UiC MUauiuwu;
effect of Swamp-Root is soon realized.
It stands the highest for its wonderful
cores of the most distressing cases.
Swamp-Root is pleasant to take and is
sold by all druggists in fifty-cent and
;V **ne-dollar size bottles. You may have a
sample bottle of this wonderful new discovery
and a book that tells all about it,
||| both sent free by mail. Address, Dr. Kil;
mer & Co., Binghamton, N. Y. When
writing mention reading this generous
offer in this paper. Don't make any
mistake, but remember the name, SwampRoot,
Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Root, and the
address, Binghamton, N. Y., on every
bottle.
PB0FESBI02T&L CABDS.
D. MARTIN, ATTORNEY
. AND COUNSELOR AT LAW,
; - LEXINGTON, S. C.
Office in Harmon Building rear of court
house.
Will practice in all courts. ' Special
attention to collection of claims.
TITM. W. HA WES,
W Atfrrmpv and Counselor at Law.
NEW BROOKLAND. S. C.
Practice in all Courts. Busings solicited.
November 1.1905.
c. m. efx?j>. f. e. dbeheb.
Efird & dreher,
attorneys at law,
lexington 0. il, 8. 0.
Will practice in all the Courts. Business
solicited. One member of the firm will always
be at office, Lexington. 8. C.
Je frick,
attorney at law,
chapin, sl 0.
- Office: Hotel Marion. 4tbr. Boom. Second
Floor. Will practioe in all the Courts.
Thurmond & ttmmkrman,
attorneys at law,
will practice in'all courts,
Kaufmann Bldg. LEXINGTON, S. C,
, We will be pleased to meet those having legal
business to be attended to at our office
ui the Kaufmann Building at Any time.
Respectfully,
^ Wjl THU3M0ND.
G. BELL TIMMEBMAN,
lbert m. boozer,
t attorney at law,
columbia, 8. 0.
Office: 1S16 Main Street, upstairs, opposite
Van Mf tre's Furniture Store.
Especial attention given to business entrusted
to him by his fellow citizens of Lexington
county.
George r. rembert"
attorney at law.
-e%ai t ixtt onr.mfRrt a n
IBfli UAT* iwinmat wuuuiMut w v>
I will be glad to serve my friends from Lexington
County at any time, and an prepared
to praotiee law in all btate and Federal
Courts.
4 NDREW CRAWFORD^
A ATTORNEY AT LAW,
COLUMBIA, S. C.
Practices in the State and Federal Courts,
and offers his professional services to the
citizens oi Lexington County,
Law Offices, ( ) Residence, 1529
1309 Washington < > Pendle ton Street.
Street. ( )
Office Telephone No. 1372.
Residence Telephone No. 1036.
w BOYD EVANS,
If .LAWYER AND COUNSELLOR.
Columbia, s. c.
hb. p. h. shealy,
u dentist,
lexington, s. c.
Office Up Stairs in Roof's Building.
T\R. f. c. gilmore,
V dentist.
1510 Main Street, columbia, s. c.
OmcE Houns.- 9 a. m. to 2 p. m., and from
3 to 6 d. m.
/
!u I) If ADMAN I
I iTli Li* iirmm/111 ?
? " DEALER IN ' y,
| General |
I Merchandise, |
8 Corner Main and New Street, ?
8 Opposite Confederate
8 Monument, 8
Lexington, - - S. C. g
sasaesegesssssessagsgggs*
A Poor Organ.
Dam is) the bile. That's what your
liver does if it's torpid. Then the 'hie
overflows into the b1ood?poisons your
system, causing sick headache, biliousness,
sallow skin, coated tongue, sick
stomach, dizziness, fainting spells, etc.
Ramon's treatment of Liver Fills and
Tonic Pellets strengthens the liver and
makes it do its own work. Prevents
and cures these troubles. It . aids?
doesn't force. Entire treatment 25c,
Derrick's Drug Store and C. E. Corley.
" * i.- -.J _
for nothing. I shan't take any chec
either, but want cash."
"Mrs. Russell, do you know the vain
of the waste in this country ever
year?" asked the major after consuli
ing a battered city directory for
couple of minutes. '
"I know that such rascals as yo
beat me out of at least $200 ever
year."
"The money value of the waste is
hundred million dollars every yeai
The Economic company will save a
much of that waste as possible. 1
will gather up castoff clothing, boot
and shoes, foods, played out umbrellas
bottles, tin cans and so forth. In on
year we shall gather up waste to th
amount of $10,000,000, two-thirds o
which will be clear profit. After th
first year we shall pay 50 per cent div!
dends right along. I shall not only pa;
you $15,000 per year as secretary, bu
FOOLS OLDLANDLADY'
How Major Crofoot Got Out of
Paying Back Board Bill.
CREDITOR WAS DETERMINED.
8ut the Grand Promoter and General
Organizer Was Equal to the Occasion
and Came Out on the Ground
Floor.
[Copyright, 1906, by M. M. Cunningham.]
Major Crofoot, grand promoter of
grand enterprises, sat in his office with
"just enough fire in the stove to keep the
ironwork warm. He had counted the
money in his pockets and knew that he
had exactly 80 cents. Had his financial
standing been figured it would have
read:
"Assets, exactly SO cents.
"Liabilities, about $4,000.
"Expectations, unlimited.
"Nerve, same as usual.
"Pigeons, scarce."
Major Crofoot was waiting to promote
somebody or something when
"the doob opened and the xnockebess
WALKED IN."
there came a knock on his door. It
wasn't the knock of a woman suffering
with the toothache and who wanted to
inquire for the dentist upstairs, nor yet
the knock of a creditor who was coming
in to say that if his bill was not
paid that day he would begin a lawsuit
It was a knock that bothered the major
for a minute, and before he could make
VP his mind exactly what to do the
door opened and the knockeress walked
in and bowed colcHy and sat down. The
major recognized her at a glance as his
old landlady?one of his old landladies,
one of the ones to whom he was indebted
in the sum of about $30./ His
mind was instantly made up. He gave
her no chance to refer to his perfidy in
walking off as a debtor, but said:
"I see, my dear Mrs. Russell, that
you got my little note of yesterday and
are here on time. I am glad to see such
promptness on your part. It shows me
that I have made no mistake in appointing
you secretary of the Great
American Economic company, capital
$3,000,000."
Wants Money Que Her.
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"I got no note from you yesterday,"
she1 replied. "I haven't heard from you
since the day you walked out of my
house, and that's two years ago. I saw
you on the street half an hour ago and
followed you. You owe me over $30,
and I want it!"
"No note from me! Dear, dear me!
The messenger must have gone to the
wrong house. I wrote to ask you to
call at this hour, and all night long I
was thinking of what a pleasant sur- '
prise I had in store for you. It surely
must be the hand of Providence that
guided you here."
"You may as well leave out the blarney
and fork over my money. I have
got a lawyer who will put you in jail if
you don't pay."
"My dear, dear woman," said the
major as he fixed himself anew in his
chair, "there was a time when I was in
financial straits. Such periods are sometimes
referred to as a person being
stone broke or on his uppers. I had the
ambition, but not the opportunity.
While waiting for the opportunity I
wandered into your well kept caravansary.
You cast your bread on the waters?that
is, you took me in without
money and without, price, trusting to
my honor to pay you in the future."
"I never did anything of the kind,
sir!" exclaimed Mrs. Russell. "I tohl
you the front room upstairs and board (
would be $8 per week, and you said it
was cheap enough. I couldn't get a
cent out of you, and after four weeks
you skipped out. You are a bilk and a
deadbeat, sir, but I'll have my money
or know the reason why!"
"You had confidence in me, my dear
woman, when others had not, and I
determined that whep the time came I
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wvuiu icyav ;uu a uuuuicuiuiu. xuai
time has arrived. I could draw you a
check for $3,000, but I propose to do
even better than that. As I said, I
have just organized the Great American
Economic company. I want a secretary
at $13,000 per year, and the
place is yours. As you leave this office
for home I will accompany you as
far as the Twenty-eighth National
bank and there open an account for
you to the amount of half your first
year's salary. Tomorrow we will see
about your horses and diamonds. I
shall want you to drive to and from
the office, and the larger diamonds you
get the better I shall be pleased. Do
you write a sloping or back hand?"
Won't Stand For Blarney.
"That's nothing to do with the case,"
the retorted. "You owe me a bill, and
I want it, and all your blarney will go
k Four Wounded in Bace Biot.
e Lynchburg, Va., April 4.?A pistol
y battle last night between four negroes
t- and three white men resulted in two
? whites and two negroes being shot,
one of the latter being mortally
^ wounded. An approaching street
car was riddled. How Motorman
6 Bruffery, in charge of the car, and
r. the passengers escaped injury is a
3 mystery.
t .
s 50 Billed In Wreck.
e Fifty persons were killed outright
e and probably 50 more injured many
f of whom will die, in a wreck on a
e Southern Pacific passenger train be- |
tween New Orleans and Sanfrancisco d
^ Friday. A switch left open by a I
a freight train crew was the pause of \
jj the catastrophe.
g ~ ~
s If the Baby is Cutting Teeth, ?
f Be sure and use that old and well tried S
let you in on tne gr-ouna noor ror
large block of stock. Among my mai
this morning was a letter from Kin
Edward of England, in which he say
he will save at least a million dollars
worth of old shoes for us every yeai
It is the biggest richest thing in th
world. All the gold mines of Colorad
put together can't equal it. Can yoi
dictate to a stenographer?"
"I'd like to know what all this tal1
is about!" angrily replied the cred
itor. "I tell you, sir, it won't do. Yoi
played the sneak and skulked on me
and now you've got to pay that bit
Will you do it now?"
"My dear old landlady, it pains m
to observe this aggressive dispositioj
on your part You sheltered me. Yoi
trusted me. You had confidence in m
when the rest of the world turnei
coldly away. I am a man who cai
never forget a kindness, but nov;
when I would requite you"?
"Why didn't you come back and pa;
up like a man?"
"Months and months ago, when th
tide had turned with me and the mil
lions were rolling in, I started fo
your house with a check in my pockel
I anticipated taking you by the han<
and telling,you how glad I was to b
able to pay my debt. Almost at you
door I met Jones?Jones of the cocl
eye?and he told me that you had mai
ried a French count and gone to Pari
to set up a steam laundry. That wa
the sole reason why I retraced m;
steps. I haye tried in vain to get you
Paris address. Are you just in o:
the steamer?"
Her Last Request.
"You know better. You know tha
you are lying to me. I ask you one
more and for the last time, will yoi
pay that bill?"
"Certainly, my dear?certainly,
only wish it was larger. Do you rt
fuse the secretaryship?"
"I do."
"And you don't want horses an
diamonds?"
"I don't"
"And you won't come in on th
ground floor?"
"No, sir, nor any other floor. I'l
take the money for that bill, and the
I'll leave you?no check, but the col
cash."
"It is hard, woman?it is hard ir
deed to have one's financial hono
doubted, but I must forgive you. A
you will not take a check I will ru
upstairs and get the photographer t
cash it. I suppose $40 will straighte
the matter out?"
"Yes, sir."
i "If any one calls tell 'em I'll be bac
in three minutes," said the major as h
disappeared through the door.
The landlady waited fifteen minute
and then began to shiver with the colc
She waited fifteen more and then b(
gan to walk about.
When three-quarters of an hour ha
passed she looked out In the hall.
At the end of an hour she kicke
over two chairs, tore the calendar o
the wall and knocked down the stovi
pipe and went downstairs.
Some folks might have waited a
winter, but Mrs. Russell knew whe
to let go. 4 M. QUAD.
Innocent.
Timothy Coffin, who was prominer
at the bar of Bristol county, Mass., hai
a century ago, once secured the ai
quittal of an old Irishwoman accuse
of stealing a piece of pork. As sL
was leaving the courtroom she put h(
hand to her mouth and in an audibl
whisper said:
"Mr. Carfin, what'll I do with tl
por-ruk?'
Quickly came the retort: "Eat it, yo
fool. The judge says you didn't ste:
it"?Woman's Home Companion.
Resourceful.
iijijii
ttaflgw
'"Don't yon know that this is not
smoking compartment?"
"Never fear. I'll hide my pipe whe
I see the conductor coining."?Fliegei
de Blatter.
It Was a Rogues' Gallery.
The Governess ? Did you visit tt
Louvre while you were in Pari
ma'am?
Mrs. Xewcoyne ? I forget. Did w
John?
Mr. Xewcoyne?Why, I don't see ho'
you can possibly forget that plac
Jane! That's where you had yot
pocket picked!?Puck.
\ remedy, Mrs. Winslow's Soothing |
e Syrup, for children teething. It sooth- i
0 es the child, softens the gums, allays I
u all pain, cures wind colic and is the 1
best remedy for diarrhoea. Twenty- g
. five events a bottle. Guaranteed un- J]
der the Food and Drugs act, June 30,
l" 1906. Serial number 1908.
a tf It is the best of all.
b
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L Lunch Cake.
e One and a half pounds of flour, halfa
pound sugar, six ounces of butter,
u one-quarter pound currants, three
? ounces of lemon peel, four teaspoonLi
fuls of baking powder, three eggs, one
cupful of milk. Rub all the dry in- ?
gredients together first, then add well
y beaten eggs and milk. Well mix and tl
bake one and a half hours. m
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r CATAEEH J
t. and
1 Catarrhal Headaches
e are quickly relieved by Nosena. It
r soothes the congested membranes, allays
k inflammations and thoroughly heals and
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cleanses, it Keeps moist an tne pass
sages whose tendency is to thicken and
s become dry. Cures colds, throat trou- w
bles, hoarseness, hay fever, "stoppedy
up" nose, breathing through mouth B
r while sleeping, offensive breath, etc. It ]?
Q is antiseptic and contains no chemicals
or drugs having a narcotic effect, or *
that can cause the "drug habit." Der- 41
j rick's Drug Store and C. E. Corley.
e ^
a The Carolina Spartan of last week
says, Frank Williams shipped seven*
teen tons of cotton seed to his son in =
!* Arkansas.. They were intended for a
planting and they were generally
j from the crop of 1905, which are much I
better than the seed of this year. He I
paid $25.00 a ton for them.
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u The Price of Health.
n "The price of health in a malarious
d district is just 25 cents; the cost of a box .
of Dr. King's New Life Pills," writes ID
Ella Slayton, of Noland, Ark. New
l" Life Pills cleanse gently and impart
,r new life and vigor to the system. 25c. .
A Satisfaction guaranteed at Kaufmann Oj
n Drug Co., druggists. Ql
o ? .
n The churches are full of storage
battery Christians who have to be
k charged about twice a year with a ree
vival. The dynamo Christians keep
the machinery of civilization going
>s without a break. p
^ a an/^ T.ffantlVO
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^ A well known Manitoba editor writes:
"As an inside worker I find Chamberlain's
Stomach and Liver Tablets iod
valuable for the touches of biliousness
ff natural to sedentary life, their action
3- being gentle and effective, clearing the x=
digestive tract and the head." Price
U 25c. Samples free. Kaufmann Drug Co.
n * ? *
After April 15th Jamestown postage
stamps will be on sale.
[ Dragging 1 |
" Down I
; I Pains | =
iare a symptom of tne most serious f 1
trouble which can attack a woman, ^ m
viz: falling of the womb. With this, 1
generally, comes irregular and painful (| I
periods, weakening drains, backache, I
headache, nervousness, dizziness, i:- Kt 1
ratability, tired feeling, etc. The cure is ^ ^
h tt?a famsia rpdnlafni1 ^
^ J. A1W 1' VU1UJ.V I I I
te that wonderful, curative, vegetable ex- | ' I
g tract, which exerts such a marvelous, h nj
a S strengthening influence, on all female g n
1 organs. Cardui relieves pain and H 1
| regulates the menses. It is a sure ? a
n I and permanent cure for all female a J
i- complaints. I m
\ At all druggists and dealers In 51.00 g
Ie | "I SUFFERED AWFUL PAIN B
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I Naomi Bake, of Webster Grove, Mo., I ov
1 4'also in my right and left sides, and B an
jy my menses were very painful and irreg- V
w 0 ular. Since taking Cardui I feel like a I af(
e, B new woman and do not suffer as I did. I WI
ir I It is the best medicine 1 ever took." I or(
^mmLiiK
^ I JS made of the very^best leaf that we can bujp hB
WMUuiIWM,!1 (ITo those who prefer a natural leaf tobacco IM
fwe unhesitatingly say that after one trial of Hw
"W/iS TAYLOR'S NATURAL LEAF fflk
S9f \ V you will use it exclusively in the future. Every merchant ami
|H V> ought to sell it?if yours don't, insist on his getting it for you.
DONT FOEGET
S. JBL. TAYIiOR.
Successor to Maxwell & Taylor,
NEAR POST OFFICE, COLUMBIA, S. C,
When you are looking for Furniture. We buy only in
3iicl Car Load Lots and at tne lowest spot casJj prices, we
Lerefore, can sell you for less than if we bought in local shipents.
Solid Oak Bedroom Suites.
Nine Pieces?One Bed, One Bureau, One Washstand, One
entre Table, Pour Chairs. One Rocker?all for $17.25.
No. 7 Black Oak Stove
ith a complete list of Cooking Utinsels, for $7.50. No. 8
lack Oak, with a complete list of Utinsels, $12.50. Our
ae is complete. All grades. Prices guaranteed as low as
urniture of the same grade can be bought. Write or phone
50 for prices '
COLUMBIA, S. C.
M TO SEE IIS!
7
Our stock of New Spring Goods are now ready for your
Lspection, embracing everything in
WASH GOODS, DOMESTICS, DRESS GOODS AND SILKS
: all imaginable shades and patterns, bought to please our
istomers.
Fall Goods will be closed out at Bargain Prices.
In Millinery we have the very latest styles and trimmings,
on't buy your hat until you have seen ours.
NOTIONS.
Our notion department is complete with all the new noveles,
too numerous to mention here.
We want our Lexington friends to call and see what we have.
MAKE OUR STORE HEADQUARTERS.
WHOLESALE AND RETAIL, '
1603 MAIN STREET, COLUMBIA. S. C.
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I The Palmetto National Bank, I
columbia, s. c. 1
we are ?
A Depository for the United States Government, the State B
of South Carolina, the County of Richland and the City H
of Columbia. K '
we owu I
$*00,000 United States Bonds and ?100.000 State of South B
Carolina Bonds. B
we solicit f
Accounts of Banks, Firms, Cornorations and Individuals. B
WE PAY < m \
Four Per Cent, on deposits in our Savings Department, in
terest calculated quarterly. B
we promise ff
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PALMETTO NATIONAL BANK, - - Columbia, S. C. 1
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TTTT7I TT A TTT7* CI A T T71
VV ill Xl-tt. V JCj r UXl O-ttJUHi
ie 2o horse power Talbott, second hand engine, in stock which has recently been
erhauled. This engine is in first class condition and will be a great bargain for
yone who is in the market for such a size engine.
We are headquarters for anything in the way of machinery supplies, and prompt
ention will be given to all inquiries and orders entrusted to our care. Write us
len you are in the market for anything, and be sure to get our prices before you
ler elsewhere. May 30.
COLUMBIA SUPPLY CO., Columbia. S. C.