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S| Thoisands Hare Kidney
TraaMeand Never Suspect iL
- How To Find Out.
Fill a bottle or common glass with yout
water and let it stand twenty-four hours;
a?^\meP^orse^*
in *the back is
also convincing proof that the kidneys
and bladder are out of order
What To Do.
? flio l"?A\n1o/1orA CA
LEXINGTON, S. C. ]
Office in Herman Building rear of court
house.
WiH practice in all courts. Special
- attention to collection of claims.
TFM. W. HA WES,
YY Attorney and Counselor at Law.
NEfrBROOKLAND.S. C.
Practice in all Courts. Business solicited.
xrzsn. Y? "Sm bsehkbT
. IJ1FIRD & DBEHER,
, Hi ATTORNEYS AT LAW,
LEXINGTON C. H.. S. C.
Witt practice in all .the Courts. Business
solicited. One member of the firm will al>
ways be at office, Lexington. 8. C.
T~HTIBICKT
J . ATTOBNEY AT LAW,
CHAMN, & 0.
Office: Hotel Marion. 4th Boom. Second
Floor. Will practice in alLthe Courts
V fITHURMOND & TIMMERMAN,
1 ATTORNEYS AT LAW,
WILL PRACTICE IN ALL COURTS,
Kaufmann Bid*. LEXINGTON. 8. C. ,
We will be pleased to meet those ha via* legal
business to be attended to at onr office
m the Kaufman n Building at any time.
Respectfully, * \
J. W*. THURMOND.
G. BELL TIMMERMAN,
A LBERT M. BOOZER,
A ATTORNEY AT LAW,
I COLUMBIA, 8? a
Oyrxcz: 1816 Main Street, upstairs, opposite
an Metre's Furniture StoreJSbpecial
attention given to business entrusted
to him by his fellow citizens of Lexington
county.
pBORGE R. REMBERT,
IT ATTORNEY AT LAW. j
1331 LAW EA.NGE, COLUMBIA. S. C
; I will be glad to serve my friends from LexJS
ington County atany time, and an prepared
i to practice law in all Mate and Federal
Jl Courts.
A NDREW CRAWPQRD. ~
A attorney at law.
COLUMBIA S. C.
Practices in the State and Federal Courts,
and offers his professional services to the
; citizens c.l Lexington County,
? 1
Law Offices, ( ) Residence, 1529
1209 Washington < > Pendle ton Street.
Street. r )
Office Telephone No. 1372.
Residence Telephone No. 1036.
Wboyd evans,
.lawyer and COUNSELLOR. |
Columbia, S. C.
V
fYR. P. H. SHEALY,
LT DENTIST,
LEXINGTON, S. C.
Offioe Up Stairs in Roof's Building.
Dr. f. c. gilmore^
DENTIST.
1610 Main Street, COLUMBIA, S. C.
OmcE fiouas; 9 a. m. to 2 p. m., and from
3 to 6 d. m.
IM. D. HARIANI
t DEALER IN ^ V
ivl General |
I if- l J! i
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Corner Main and New Street, ?
Opposite Confederate 'f
Monument,. i
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A Poor Organ.
Dam(s) the bile. That's wliat yonr
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overflows into the blood?poisons your
system, causing sick headache, biliousness,
sallow skin, coated tongue, sick
stomach, dizziness, fainting spells, etc.
Ramon's treatment of Liver Pills and
Tonic Pellets strengthens the liver and
makes it do its own work. Prevents
and cures these troubles. It aids?
doesn't force. Entire treatment 2oc,
Derrick's Drug Store and C. E. Corl ?y.
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l nere is ixuuivu b .tu iuv *uv?wv.&v ^
f ofte$ expressed, that Dr. Kilmer's
Swamp-Root, the great kidney remedy,
v.y ' fulfills every wish in curing rheumatism,
pain in the back, kidneys, liver, bladder
y- and every part of the urinary passage.
It corrects* inability to hold water
<?s \ and scalding pain in "passing it, or bad
I'. effects following use of liquor, wine or
beer, and overcomes that unpleasant ney
cessity of being corhpelled> to go often
- -C during: the day, and to get up many
times during the night. The mild and
the extraordinary effect of Swamp-Root
is soon realized. It stands the highest
for its "wonderful cures of the most distressing
cases. If you need a medicine
- yoxvshould have the best. Sold by druggists
in fifty-cent and one-dollar sizes.
^ You may have a sample bottle and a
hamton, N. Y. When Homo of 8warap-Root
writing mention this paper and don't
HBj&; make any mistake, but remember the
name, Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Root; and
i the address, Binghai^ton, N." Y.
paorassiorTAL cabps.
lit "* D. MARTIN, ATTORNEY i
S? A. AND COUNSELOR AT LAW, I
THE GOOSE HAN WAS IN HIS GOOSEBT. is 1
ration Of an article I read in a seien* ^
tiflc magazine the other day. Mrs. ^ec
Bowser, what change do you see in 000
that cat since the fall season set in?"
"Noue whatever.'" ?oc
"Had yon asked me the same ques- an<
tlOn yesterday I should have answered a
it in the same way. Now I must tell f10
you that I see a dozen changes. * Yon ?
will observe that his eyes are brighter
and have a more intense color. There 5.
chi
is a certain elation about him. There
is an alertness that strikes you at once.
He is no longer morbid or lymphatic. .
He is no more the cat he was last Au- 14
gust than day is like night."
"Well?" asked Mrs. Bowser.
"Well, the same or other changes
have taken place in all other animals?
in the horse, the ox, the dog, the fowls
of the air and of the coop. I hey have
taken place in mankind itself. Ever
since the world was created there have
been changes of seasons, but up to this mi]
present moment mankind lias not been
ready to admit that all thing3 change
| with the seasons. It stands to reason
that they do, however."
"And. if they do, then what?" wa
"Then we have solved one of the hu- tilG
man problems. If man changes his na- He
ture four times a year, as the seasons be'
change, then he has but to discover
when he is at his best and his worst
to guard against things. Am I the dei
same man I was last spring or last
summer?" soi:
! "You didn't kick about last month's cer
gas bill."
"TJien tljpre has been a change in the
me. That was the very point I was
fishing for. If we can secure a few tlei
other instances, we can set it down for
that human nature is a greater kicker Y
over the small gas bills of summer ent
than over the big ones of winter." the
"But haven't we got to take human cha
nature as we find it. good and bad?" "
asked Mrs. Bowser. sea
"We have had to. but when we find ?
human nature's best and worst seasons y0;
we can shape our course accordingly. ?wi
Suppose that the spring season is your
mean and cantankerous, season. As
soon as I discover it I treat you differently
from what I otherwise would.
Suppose my cantankerous season is ?
the summer. You know it and you f
don't talk back to me during those 1
Tiiree monuis. is crime more rumpuiu
in spring, summer, autumn or winter,
and why? Are there more divorces in
March than November? Does our conscience
upbraid us more in January
than July? Why should we give a
tramp 20 cents in September and the
boot in April?" /
It was beyond Mrs. Bowser, and she
simply shook her head.
"It is changes, my dear, changes. j
Last August I seriously thought of y0i;
getting a divorce from you for your o
extravagance in using up clothespins. \yi
Tonight I feel that I could not sever T
the bond under any circumstances, not tlia
even if yon smashed half the crockery
in the house. What has changed me
except the change of season? If a X
man has criminal desires in the spring. the
lie must tight them off until summer. so
If the summer makes a man soft and her
mellow and an easy mark, he must >
have a guardian appointed until S?p- lasi
tember comes. I already begin to un- tee:
derstaud that my season for being real fou
good begins with the first fall month. Trl
BOWSER, NATURALIST IS
fei
ob,
Discovers That Most Animals otJ
Change With Seasons.
mt
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IT IS SO WITH MANKIND. *n!
?. of
tbf
Cost the Philosopher Three Pails of roi
Beer to Corroborate His Theory jjei
About the Goose?Takes a Mean Ad- wa
vantage of Mrs. Bowser.
TPp
[Copyright, 1906, by C. H. Sutcliffe.]
Mr. Bowser had hardly filtered the r?
house the other evening as he returned .
from the office when he inquired as to
the whereabouts of the family cat. Be- j*0(
ing informed that Grimalkin was cir- ?!
culating around the neighborhood 1
somewhere, he dropped the .matter, ^
and, though Mrs. Bowser directly an
questioned him, he made evasive replies.
It was not until dinner was over e
and they had returned to the sitting w_!
room that the cat walked in and took .
his accustomed place on the rug. Mr. Bowser
at once gave the feline his full
CO I
attention and kept it up so long that f
Mrs. Bbwser petulantly demanded: I
"Now. what on earth do you see I ^
about that old cat to interest you? One
on
would think you were a child and see- jj
lng a cat for the first time." agi
"I am seeing certain things for the
first time nevertheless. I see corrobo
Wnen spring runs into summer iuc
?se gets cranky. He drops poetry
1 love and moonlight and won't take
word from nobody. He becomes
rbid. He reasons that all the world
agin him, and it is then that he
acts and devours young children,
you have a young and innocent.
Id, sir, let It beware of the summer
?e."
Nonsense! C have heard of a goose
islng a person, but as for inflictJ*
*
You are talking to a man who has
>d his life among them, sir. If you
re to hand Danny another 10 cents,
would get another pail of beer, and
would pass on to the fail season."
Ir. Bowser hesitated, but finally
ided out the money, and. four or five
autes later the goose man, refreshed
i in good spirits, was saying^
September has hardly come, sien
the goose begins to show a disiition
to make a ass of hisself. He
nts hair renewer for his bald head,
ugli he knows that it won't renew.
bosses and bulldozes and thinks
s a devil of a fellow, and the only
y to tame him down"?
What are you driving at?" sharply
nanded Mr. Bowser as he rose up.
Danny," said the goose man to his
t, ''the gentleman will hand you 10
its to get a pail of beer."
The gentleman will do nothing of
t kind!" replied Mr. Bowser.
Then the gentleman, as is no gennan,
won't get bo more goose inmation
here and can go to Texas."
Vhen Mr. Bowser reached home he
ered very quietly and had reached
sitting room and dropped into his
Lir when Mrs. Bowser asked:
Well, does a goose change with the
son?"
As you have been one all your life
i ought to know," he meanly ansred
as he picked up his newspaper
I refused to answTer another word.
M. QUAD.
By Proxy.
ornmy?Oh, gran'ma, how loo? are
i going to stay with us?
randma?Why, I don't know, dear,
ty?
omray?Oh, pa wanted to know?
t*s all.
i
Comparisons.
[if:. Kross Rhodes?Still, in the city
rc is more going on. You have ever
much more variety than we do out
e.
Irs. Avnoo?Ah. mo. yes! In the
t year I have tried cooks of sevenn
different nationalities and haven't
nd one to suit me yet! ?Chicago
buxie.
hat I shall be during the winter scai
is a mystery at the present mo>nt.
The magazine article that I re*
red to says that the change is more
servable in the goose than in any
ler living thing."
'That's queer."
'So It is, but it will not long relin
so. There's a man down the
eet who keeps geese by the score,
d I propose to drop down and have
little talk with him. Like the rest
humanity, I have always supposed
it a goose was a goose the year
md, but if it is true that she changes
r disposition four times a year I
nt to give her all proper credt."
I'd let the goose part of it go if I
re you," said Mrs. Bowser, feeling
uble in the air all of a sudden.
But there is the foundation of the
lole question, you see. Does the
>se change with the seasons? If she
is, then why not all other living
ngs, man included? If she changes,
at are the changes? I'll be back in
hour and tell you all about it, and I
y think best to sit up the rest of
( night and write an article dealing
tli the question."
Then Mr. Bowser left the house he
ided straight for the goosery. The
? engines crossed his path, but they
lid not tempt him aside. There was
ree for all fight among a lot of. long>remen,
but he refused to halt. A '
mp wanted him to stop and argue
the amount of food a man could
i on for a week, but he was brushed
ue. The goose man was in his goosas
it behooved him to be, and
:hin five minutes of his arrival Mr.
wser had stated his case. Did a
>se change with the season? Under
; head of goose lie included gander
well. The promptness of the goose
n was rather surprising.
If you will send for a pail of beer.
we'll talk," he said, and his little
l soon returned with a two quart
1 frothing over. He took it that Mr.
wser was a strictly temperate mau
I offered him none of the contents.
Do a goose change with the seals?"
he repeated after imbibing half
* contents of the pail without draw;
breath. "I answer you that he
sir. We will begin with spring,
the spring he is lamblike and would
; hurt a fly. He sits and warbles
e songs and makes googoo eyes at
mates. He takes long walks in the
onligut and can be heard to sigh
rods off."
You astonish me!" exclaimed Mr.
wser.
Y^s, sir, and the pail is empty, and
soon as more beer arrives we will
:e up summer. Dan, the gentleman
landing you 10 cents for mo/e beer."
V'hen the pail came back and had
in duly looked into, the goose mau
Ltinued:
Paul P. Lucas. <
Several weeks ago this str
healthy young man was caught
the clutches of disease and, w
kind hands did all in their power,
day by day, Paul weakened in
mighty grasp. Often times his pa
would come, in and talk with him,
he seemed not to think so much
his soul 'till blindness came upon b
then it was that he promised his c
Saviour to love Him?and I beli
he meant every word. He soon
came so filled with Christ that he
sired his friends to talk with
about the Saviour and heaven,
believe and hope to meet him in a
ter world. As his pastor I stood o
his grave and spoke to the m
friends and relatives, exhorting tl
to a noble life. He breathed his
February the 5th, 1907, and was 1
ied at Florence Baptist church.
Paul was born near Pelion
spent most of his boyhood days th?
xr? i nr? ?rtrtj
xit; wits xicarxv <ut _) ca? uiu. vrxnx
called him very early from his h<
and from his brothers and sist
from his father and mother, to
swer to the great roll call in heave
"When the roll is called in heav<
will you be there to meet the sm
of a Saviour's love. God help us
meet in heaven. S. R. Bas
Zf the Baby is Cutting Tee
Be sure and use that old and well fe
remedy, Mrs. Winslow's Sootl
Syrup, for children teething. Itsoc
cs the child, softens the gums, all
all pain, cures wind colic and is
best remedy for diarrhoea. Twei
five cents a bottle. Guaranteed
der the Food and Drugs act, June
lOnft Cqv! o 1 niimVtai* 1 OAS
JLWUi MVi XUA UlUUVVX AVVVI
tf It is the best of all.
Will Practice Law.
Mr. M. Eugene Zeigler, the priv
secretary of Con. Lever, arrived
this city Saturday morning fi
Washington. It is understood t
Mr. Zeigler intends remaining 1]
and entering upon the practice of
a9 an associate of Col. Thomas
Brantley, of this place. We welcc
him to our city.?Orangeburg, Til
and Democrat.
CATABBH
and ,
Catarrhal Headaches
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A woman has no right to grow
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least once.
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A woman would rather be right
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Many a girl who has mischief
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? says many a doctor to his
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porter and am now well."
hta JiWMake; the Farm
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an- Study carefully Virginia-Carolina Fertilizer almanac, and
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FoMs
Our stock of New Spring Goods are now ready for your
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in Fall Goods will be closed out at Bargain Prices.
t
In Millinery we have the very latest styles and trimmings.
Don't buy your hat until you have seen ours.
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