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Thousands Have Kidney
Troable and Never Suspect it
How To Find Out.
I Fill a bottle or common glass with your
'"water and let it stand twenty-four hours;
? a sediment or setfrQm
tling indicates an
ir 75j unhealthy condition
of the kidjdllle7
trouble; too
/'/ frequent desire
XJS/ to pass it or pain
1... **' ^ in the back is
pfe also convincing proof that the kidneys
and bladder are out of order
What To Do.**
There is comfort in the knowledge so
often expressed, that Dr. Kilmer's
1 * Swamp-Root, the great kidney remedy,
i s fulfills every wish in curing rheumatism,
pain in the back, kidneys, liver, bladder
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and every pan ox uie iuiu?jr
It corrects inability to hold water
and scalding pain in "passing it, or bad
effects following use of liquor, wine or
beer, and overcomes that unpleasant necessity
of being compelled to go often
during the day, and to get up many
times during the night. The mild and
| - the extraordinary effect of Swamp-Root
i1-; is soon realized. It stands the highest
for its wonderful cures of the most disv"
~ dressing cases. If you need a medicine
;" ' yon should have the best. Sold by druggists
in fifty-cent and one-dollar sizes.
You may have a sample bottle and a
J: "V book that tells all f
r" aboritit. both sent free
by mail. Address Dr.
Kilmer & Co., Bingk
' Sainton, N. Y. When Hoeaoot Swamp-Root.
; writing mention this paper and don't
make any mistake, but remember thename,
Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Root, and
the address, Binghamton, N. Y..
| PBOFESSIONAL CABDST
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. , ? A D. MARTIN, ATTORNEY
A. AND COUNSELOR AT LAW,
; LEXINGTON, S. C *
Jr.; Office in Harxnan Building rear of court
house.
"Will practice in all courts. Special
attention to collection of claims.
M. W. HAWES^
Attorney and Counselor at Law.
NEW BBOOKLAND. 8. C.
Practice in all Courts. Business solicited.
November 1.1906.
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0. *. KFlBD. P. E. DBEHKB.
I? FLED & DREHER,
U ATTORNEYS AT LAW,
LEXINGTON 0. H.. 8. C.
toil practice in all the Courts. Business
solicited. One member of the firm will always
be at ofBce, Lexington, 8. C.
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JH. FRICK.
. ' ATTORNEY AT LAW,
CHAPINk 8. C, .
Office: Hotel Marion, 4th Boom, 8econd
. . Floor. Will practice in all the Courts.
' rriHOBMOKD & TIMMERMAN, l'
X ATTORNEYS AT LAW,
WILL PRACTICE IN ALL COURTS,
Kanfmann Bide. LEXINGTON.S,a
We will be pleased to meet those having legal
business to be attended to at war office
In the Kanfmann Building at any time.
Respectfully, .
J. Wac. THURMOND.
G. BALL TIHMEBMAN,.
LBERT M. BOOZER, :
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
COLUMBIA, 8. 0.
Optics: 1815 Main 8*reet, upstairs, opposite
Yan Metre's Furniture Store.
Especial attention given to business entrusted
to him by his fellow citizens of Lexington
// county. c
flEORGE R. REMBERT,?
. U ATTORNEY AT LAW.
1221 LAW RANGE, COLUMBIA 8 C
1 will be glad to serve my friends from Lexington
County at any time, and a n prepared
to practice law in all state and Federal
Courts.
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Andrew uraw-tukd,
ATTORNEY AT LAW.
COLUMBIA 8.. C.
Practices in the State aDd Federal Courts,
and offers his professional services to the
eltfzens r. I Lexington County,
Law Offices., C ) Residence, 1529
1209 Washington < > Pendle ton Street.
Street. ( )
Office Telephone No. 1872.
Residence Tellphone No. 1036.
WBOYD EVANS*
LAWYER AND COUNSELLOR.
Columbia, S. C.^ *
Dr. p. h. SHEALY, .
DENTIST,
LEXINGTON, S. C.
Office Up Stairs in Roof's Building.
Dr. f. c. gilmoreT"
DENTIST.
J510 Main Street, COLUMBIA, S. C.
OmcK Houbs: 9 a. m. to 2 p. m.. and from
~ 3 to 6 d. m.
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A Poor Organ.
Dara(s) the bile. TJiat's what vonr
liver does if it's torpid. Then the ")ile
overflows into the blood?poisons tout
system, causing sick headache, biliousBess,
sallow skin, coated tongue, sick
stomach, dizziness, fainting spells, etc.
Bamon's treatment of Liver Pills and
Tonic Pellets strengthens the liver and
makes it do its own work. Prevents
and eures these troubles. It . aids?
doesn't force. Entire treatment 2oc,
Derrick's Drag Store and C. E. Corley.
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The Perkins Familu
' Have Their Troubles
Why the Head of the Family Did
.Not Exchange an Old Piano
For a New One.
[Copyright, 1906. by the McClure Newspaper
Syndicate.]
MR. AND MRS. PERKINS had
got seated for the evening
and were seemingly content
' and happy when she looked
tip from her book and queried:
"Mr. Perkins, would it put you out
very much if I were to ask you a question
r
"Why, dear, you may ask me ten
thousand."
"And you won't be vexed?"
"Nothing you could say would vex
me. Proceed."
-> "Well, one day last May, when we
were sitting on the front steps, I spoke
+o von flhoiit the niano. Do you re
member?"
"I do, my dear, and I have, the evidence
right here in my pocket. My
memorandum book says it was on the
18th day at 8 o'clock in the afternoon.
It was a beautiful day. What you said
to me about the piano was:
" It is forty years old.
" 'It is old fashioned.
" 'It has straight legs.
" There are seven broken keys.
- " 'The pedals are out of order.
" 'It wheezes like an old horse.
" 'Everybody makes fun of it
" 'Can't you turn it in toward a new
one?'
"Those were your observations, Mrs.
Perkins. Have you anything to add to
them tonight?" >
"Did you put down what you said in
reply?"
"I did, and here It Is:
" 'Yes, it is an old piano. ,
44'I have been ashamed of It for
years.
"'During the next three months I
shall turn It in toward a new one.
"'It must drive the neighbors distracted
to hear you try to play on It.
"'Say no more, darling. You shall
have a new piano before the 1st of
September.'
"Those were our respective remarks
and observations, Mrs. Perkins, as ac
"she was pounding."
curately recorded here, and have you
anything to add to them at this moment?"
"Well, I wanted tfc call your attention
to the fact that September bad
come and gone."
"I acknowledge it."
"And the old piano stands there yet
in the parlor." , .
"Acknowledged again."
"And, so far as I know, no steps
have been taken to replace it with a
new one."
"Not a step, Mrs. Perkins, and I am
now prepared to reason the case with
you. I have been expecting to reason
it with you for the last month?in fact.
I was hoping you would speak to me
about it this very evening.'*
"Well, I have spoken."
"You see, my dear," began Mr. Perkins,
as he drew a long breath, "we
must begin at the beginning. Neither
of us is a musician. We have neither
son nor daughter to play. We might
just as well have a corn sheller in the
parlor for all the use we could make
of it. If we had a thousand dollar
piano, what good would it do us?"
"Why. I play, and you know I d,;
ana nave praisea me," repneu
Perkins in an injured tone.
"My dear woman, let us look facts
in the face. You drum on the piano.
You howl an accompaniment. You roll
your eyes. You hump your shoulders.
F At various times I have said that you
played beautifully. I did it to keep
you playing and hare revenge on the
neighbors."
"How dare you talk to me that
way?"
"Come, now, be reasonable. You
never iuok. a. music ictwwu m yum nte,
did you?"
"No. but what of that?"
"You can't sing any more than a
crow."
"But if I can't"?
"I don't revert to these things to humiliate
you, Mrs. Perkins, but simply
U clear the ground for a start. It is
a husband's business ta praise his
wife's- playing even if it gives him
toothache. The cold fact is that neither
of us can play or sing. Therefore,
of what use is a thousand dollar piano?
You will answer that one would look
nice la the parlor. I agree with you.
but when you have a $1,000 piano you
must have a $500 rug t# go with it:
also a new parlor suit."
"But there are several neighbors who
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can play and sing," pr otested Mrs. I'erkins.
"I "haven't the slightest doubt of It, I
Mrs. Perkins. There are several neightors
who can wear your hats and
snoes, but are you going to keep hats j
and shoes for the neighbors? Suppose, I
however, that we went ahead and got
a new piano. Do you know that piano
playing makes women round shouldered
and weak chested and consumptive?"
"I never heard that it did and don't
believe it."
"I could give you medical statistics
by the cartload. Within the last ten
years paralysis of the arms has become
so common that the doctors attribute
it to piano playing. There are
hundreds of instances where young
ladles have lost the use of both arms
for a year. If we had a piano I
couldn't run the risk of your losiilg the
use of your arms. How, then, could
you longer hug me? How prepare the
meals and make the bed?"
"You are simply trying to twist out
of it, just as you always do," said
Mrs. Perkins, with her eyes full of
tears.
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"My ueur, 1 urn uu nvi^ici. *
simply a logician and a philosopher. I
reason things to a conclusion. We
cannot afford a $1,000 piano, and on
top of it a $500 rug, a $250 parlor suit
and five or six paintings costing $100
apiece. All that capital would be shut
up in a cold parlor for the winter. If
put into ice for next season it might
be doubled. And there's another
thing."
"Oh, you can be finding excuses for
a week to come."
"This is no excuse, but a fact. That
old straight legged, broken keyed piano
belonged to my first w'ife. Don't jump
up and grow red in the face, for I'm
not hitting >at you. The first time I
called to see her, when we were both
young people, she was playing on that
piano. She was pounding. She was
? howling. Her eyes were rolling heavenward.
I fell in love with her at
once."
"I won't stay!" declared Mrs. Perkins
as she stamped her foot on the
floor. .
"Just a moment, my dear. She continued
to pound and howl all through
our engagement. She brought the old
alnnir whar? TCA WPTP married.
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Every day and every evening it was
pound and howl. I talked to her of the
risks she ran, but she was self willed.
She finally began to fade. The doctor
said she lasted a year longer than he
expected, ljut she went with a rush
when she did go. She had been pound
ing and howling one evening and the
neighbors had telephoned for the police
and all the dogs for a mile around
were barking, when I observed a sudden
change come over her, and she fell
off the piano stool and was dead in a
moment She never opened her eyes
or spoke. There's my case, Mrs. Perkins,
and"?
"I say you are a dodger and a
twister!" exclaimed Mrs. Perkins as
she gave a sniff of contempt and walked
stiffly out of the room.
Mr. Perkins stooped to scratch his
ankle and then straightened up to
scratch his nose and then smiled and
-said to himself:"But,
then, don't a married man have
to be?" " M. QUAD.
Zf the Baby is Cutting1 Teeth,
Be sure and use that old and well tried
remedy, Mrs. Winslow's Soothing
Syrup," for children teething. It soothes
the child, softens the gums, allays
all pain, cures wind colic and is the
best remedy for diarrhoea. Twentyfive
cents a bottle. Guaranteed under
the Food and Drugs act, June 30,
1906. Serial number 1908.
tf It is the best of all. "X
Boy With His Sweater Saves
Southern Train.
Near Birmingham, Ala., last Thursday,
Madison Jones, 12 years old, discovering
that a portion of a 600-foot
trestle had been burned on the Southern
raiiway; left his wagon in the
road and taking off his red sweater
flagged an approaching passenger
train from Birmingham. The train
came to a halt and the passengers
upon discovering the situation, made
up a purse for the boy.
140 Miles in Three Bays.
Philippe Cosak, one of the recently
arrived immigrants, became dissatisfied
with his work in Charleston, decided
to walk to Columbia. The distance
is 140 miles and he made the
trip in three days.
Salary Raised in Riciland.
The salary of the Supervisor of
Richland county has been raised by
the legislature from $1,200 to $1,500.
Capt. Starling, the incumbent, will be
benefitted by the increase, as well as
his successor.
Special Announcement Regarding
the National Pure
Food and Drug Law.
We are pleased to announce that
Foley's Honey and Tar for coughs, colds
aud lung troubles is not affected by the
National Pure Food and Drug law as it
contains no opiates or other harmful
drugs, and we re commend it as a safe
remedy for children and adults. The
Kaufmaim Drug Co.
Death of Mrs. Mary Mitchell.
Mrs. Mary Mitchell, the wife of the
late Turner Mitchell,[died at the home
of her grand-daughter, Mrs. Claudia
Edwards, near Leesville, on Feb. Sth.
Her remains were laid to rest in the
Concord burying ground near Leesville,
on Friday.
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! One Thousand Women
March on Capitol.
Washington, Feb. 14.?Temperance
advocates, one thousand strong,
marched through the national capitol
in support of the bill to rid the District
of Columbia of the liquor trafic.
Men, women and children, representing
a score of total abstinence orders
and the leading churches of the district
formed the procession, which
moved through the capitol for more
than two hours, while Representative
Webber and the prohibition advocates
were speaking before the house
committee on the District of Columbia
in an effort to secure a favorable
report on the bill.
There were plainly dressed women
or ail ages, and women dressed in the
! height of fashion walked with those
wearing the plain uniform of the
Methodist Deaconess. Many mothers
carried children in their arms and
led their families. Among the men
in the^procession clergymen seemed
to prevail.
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy
a Favorite.
"We prefer Chamberlain's C6ugh
Remedy to any other for our children,"
says Mr. L. J. Woodbury, of Twining,
Mich. "It has also done the work for
us in hard colds and croup, and we take
pleasure in recommending it.'' For
sale by Kiufmann Drug Co. ,
Sub-Streasury Flan Killed.
Washington, Feb. 14.?By a vote of
6 to 5, the house committee on ways
and means today decided against the
plan to establish a new sub-treasury
in some of the southeastern states.
The vote was not a strict party vote,
and the committee expressed sympathy
with the statement of Secretary
Shaw that in interest of economy several
of the present sub-treasuries
might be abolished.
. Dropped Dead in Bis Store.
Mr. T. J. Cochran, a prominent
merchant of Abbeville, dropped dead
in his store on the 14th. He had been
in bad health for several months.
Disastrous Fire in Greenville.
A disastrous fire struck Greenville
last Thursday night destroying property
to the amount of $50,000 with
only $25,000 insurance. The origin of
the fire is unknown.
A Valuable Lesson.
"Six years ago I learned a valuable
lesson, "writes John Pleasant, of Magnolia,
Ind. "I then began taking Dr.
King's New Life Pills, and the longer I
take them the better I find them. "They
please everybody. Guaranteed at The
Kaufmann Drug store, druggist. 25c.
The West Virginia, Iowa and Missouri
legislatures have passed laws requiring
railroads to charge only two
cents a mile for passengers.
The steamer Larchmont, from Prov*
at 1_ ?
laence to i>ew xoris., w <? xuu
and sunk by a schooner on Tuesday
night and more than a hundred persons
were drowned.
W. H. Peebles, late postmaster at
Kingsland, Ga., pleaded guilty on
Tuesday of embezzling $209 and was
sentenced to pay a line of $209 and
serve six months in prison.
One of the worst things about not
being married is you are always in
danger of being.
An awful nice thing about being rich
is the way you can despise your poor
relatives without their daring to try
to get even with you.
2 How's I
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It will pay you to take good care of
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Sick liver puts you all out of sorts, I
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There is only one safe, certain and |
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For over 60 years this wonderful ?
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planting, cultivating, top dressing,
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ac, which is written by some of the
rs in the South. While it is free to
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Furniture. We buy only in
b.e lowest spot cash prices, we
than if we bought in local ship>
drooxn Suites.
Bureau, One Washstand, One
e Bocker?all for $17.25.
r Oak Stove
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list of Utinsels, $12.50. Our
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