The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, February 06, 1907, Page 2, Image 2
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' Before You Purchase Any Other Write
THE NEW HOME SEWING MACHINE COMPANY
ORANGE, MASS.
Many Sewing Machines are made to sell regardless
of quality, but the "New Home" is made
io wear. Our guaranty never tuns out
We make Sewing Machines to suit all conditions
of the trade. The "New Home" stands at the
head of all Hi^h^riule family sewing machines
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. Brother Gardner's |
New Dream Book
He Invents One For That Famous
Organization, the Limekiln
Club.
[Copyright, 1906, by C. H. Hirt.]
M W /|Y frens," said Brother Gardi\/i
ner' Presi(*ent ?* Lime
I y 1 kiln club, as he rose up,in
his place at the last meeting
of that famous organization, 4,I have
been doin' my best for do last ten
years to convince de cull'd race dat dar
was nuthln' In dreams and signs. I
has spoken, and I has written. I has
. eben threatened to suspend members
of dis club who persisted in believin'. *
Findin' da* it did no good to talk and '
write and dat de cull'd man and woman
wouldn't let go of deir superstishuns,
I has adopted anodder course.
"I hold up to your view a pamphlet.
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it am enuuea ~r?ruuuer uaruuer?
Dream and Sign Book. All Dreams
Explained. All Signs Interpreted.' At
de close of de meetin' I shall be happy
to supply any or all of you wid dis
:
"A WHITE HOSS CHASiy A BLACK COW
OBEB A GREEK MEADOW."
pamphlet at de sum of 25 cents. For \
14 nn/1 /Iftf *V? O T?
jr UUl CUl^UlCUUi^UI auu UUI J vu liiu;
, know what you am buyin' I will read
| off a few of de contents:
"AS TO DREAMS,
i "If you dream dat you' saw a white
hoss ckasin' a black cow ober a green
I meadow toward a blue bam ft signi- ]
fles dat dfe nest time you go out arter \
poultry a policeman am gwine to be j
' dar to nab you. I have de names of ,
a hundred persons who have dreamed (
dis dream and been collared 'kase dey {
didn't obey de warnin'. \
"If you dream dat you saw a possum ; \
in de top limbs of a persimmon tree and
dat you couldn't climb up arter him on f
account of havln' two wooden lalgs it f
signifies dat your aunt am gwine to l
expire and 'eare you money. (
"To dream dat you are trabWin'over (
a stony kentry rn rain ami darkness j
and dat you- suddenly ran agin de j
^ horns of a cow and was tossed up into - \
a mulberry tree signifies dat you will i
surmount your present trubbies and t
come out on topi ?
I "If you go to sleep wid three dogs i
under de bed and de baby cry in' wid ;
~ ~ --.1 ~ A*. 1
Utt L'Uill" iiii ue uiu ?vnuau uv.mu uv <
, rest of de chill'oa and dream dat a <
watermilyou you am hringin' homo 2
suddenly turns into a yaller eat who s
spits in your face look out for j-onrself. s
Burglars am gwhie to break into your
cabin, lightnin' am gwine to strike de 1
chimney, and your landlord am com- s
in' around for de back rent and act *
mighty ugly about it. *
"To cream dat you am gitalin* on 1
ice in de summer signifies dat good
luck am com in' to you next winter. ?
At de very least, your uncle will die j
and leave you a mewl. ^
"If you go to sleep thinkin' of angels
and golden harps and dream dat you ^
am a member of de legislature and
have been offered a price to vote for a
, sartin bill, be mighty kcerful for de
next two weeks. Sich a dream signi- I
fies danger. Don't sit under a dead j
tree or walk across a shaky bridge.
"Brudder Calamity Jones of dis club ^
dreamed one night dat he was ridin' j
' through de darkness and rain on de s
shoulders of a witch woman and dat
she suddenly kicked up and trowed ^
him off into a quagmire, where he was j
sucked down. He come ober to my t
house at 3 o'clock in de mawnin' to ,
ask me to interpret dat dream. I told \
him dat it signified a change of luck, ]
and de very next day he found a dia- j
mond ring in de road. ,
"To dream dat you am trabblin' on j
foot and have stopped at a wayside
hotel kept by a red headed man harm'
a cross eyed wife and a valler eyed
dawg and dat in de night de landlord
eame up to your room an' killed you
wid a crowbar signifies dat your ole
woman am thinkin' of runuin' away
wid a cull'd man who am attached to a
sideshow of a circus.
"To dream of falliug from a great
, height and comin' down on top of a
picket fence and bavin' three pickets
! run through your body would seem at
1 first sight to signify a calamity. Dat
am a mistake, however. It signifies
dat you will meet a cull'd man from
de kontry and invite him to shoot craps
wid you and clean him outer S2.">. Try
and dream dis dream as often as you
kin. It will enable you to lib without
hard work.
"One night, six months ago, Brudder
Waydown Bebee of dis club went
to sleep doorin' a thunderstorm and
dreamed dnt he had turned into a spotted
dawg and was about to be killed
So Tired
It may be from overwork, but
the chances are its from an Inactive
LIVER.?.
With a well conducted LIVER
one can do mountains of labor
without fatigue.
It adds a hundred per cent to
ones earning capacity.
it can be kept in healthful action
by, and only by
Ms Pills
TAKE NO SUBSTITUTE.
for pork. De butcher already had him
by de hind laig and de water was ready
to scald de bristles off of him when he
awoke in a cold sweat. It was jest
midnight and at de same minit an owl
hooted and a dawg howled. Brudder
Bebee started for my bouse on a dead
run to ask me to explain. In five minutes
I flggered it out dat he had-sunthin'
comin' to him, and, lo, only three
days had passed when one of his chil1'en
sot de house afire wid a match
and it was burned to de ground. Brudder
Bebee had about a hundred dollars'
wuth of furniture. It was insured for
four hundred and fifty, as might have
been expected from sich a prudent man
as him. He got ebery dollar of it f^od!
de insurance company, and dat's de
reason his fam'ly am now wearin' diamond
pins and libin on de fat o' de
land.
"AS TO SIGNS.
"As to signs," continued the president,
amid most profound stillness,,
"you have 'em yere in plenty and you
should commit each and ebery one to
memory.
"If you see a black cat chasin' a
white dawg along de road and dey pass<
a cock eyed man as dey go, dat is a
sign of a hard winter to come. Look
iround you and locate de nearest wood
pile or coal yard.
"If a yaller dawg howls at midnight
under your winder and won't go away
lfter you have pelted him wid sticks
)f wood, but keeps right at it until you
jo out and threaten to hit him wid de
svhole front fence, make up your mind
lat a calamity am at hand. You may
je arrested befo' you get home wid de
lext chicken or watermilyon or one of
le chHl'n am gwine to fall down de
veil or off de roof.
"If the sun comes up in de mawnin'
like a ball of fire and de wind am
'rom de west and a humpbacked man
masses your cabin wid a bunch of cat
lip under his arm don't leave de honse
lat day. It .am a sign of mad dogs.
Sit on de doah steps, wid a pile of
jrickbats betide you, and be prepared
:o die game.
"If you sit down in a canary colored
street kyar wid a red dashboard and
ind yourself between a clubfooted wonan
and a knock kneed man git right
>ut as soon as possible and befo' de
conductor has taken up your fare. To
emain dar am to get a hoodoo on you.
"If you am saunterin' out some evenii*
and by accident approach a field in
rbieb dar am a watermilyon patch
iquat down by de fence and wait for
i sign. If a whippoorwill breaks Into
>ong near by it's all right and de bigjest
melon in dat patch am yours. If
nstead a cricket gives seven loud
;hirps don't you git ober dat fence. If
"ou do de owner will fire a charge of
?alt into you and let his bulldog make
i meal off'n your laigs.
"If you hear a tickin' in de wall
vhlle yon am lyin' in bed don't be two
seconds gittin' out o' dat. If you con:iner
to lay dar aud de ticker continers
:o tick you will be invitin' a stroke of
laralysis.
"If you am standin' at your gate and
i red headed white man comes along
tnd offers 3*011 half a dollar to drive a j
)lack cow to a sartin place turn away
'roni him in scorn. Dat cow will kick
rl n-i f TA'I lr?f A O 1 "TT*- '
L im WUliiclil UliU j uu li^Lvy ? *.*.* ?*
suit, and de white man will beat you
>utor de price.
"If you am sittin' 011 de fence in de |
irternoon and wishin' you was rich i
md three crows fly ober you and you J
lear a horse whinny at de same time
jo right off and buy a ticket in a lotcry.
You am shore to hit de capital
)rize and have money to burn for eber
tfter.
"Pat's all, my friends?all until yon
jit de book. We will now break de
neetin' in two, and you can gather
wind me and pass up your money. If
;on will persist in believin' in dreams
md signs, take mine and 110 other..
Dey am jest as good as anybody's, and
ny old woman needs de money to buy
lew goose feathers for de beds and
x>i*ous plasters lor her larue back.
M. QUAD.
A Wedding Invitution.
Mr. Black regrets that he
Must impart the information
That he can't accept with glee
Mrs. White's kind invitation.
Candidly lie must avow,
Risking being thought unpleasant.
That his means do not allow
Of the purchase of a present.
Mr. Black, too, would remind
Mrs. White, without evasion.
That they've met, through fate unkind,
Only upon one occasion.
As for the prospective bride.
Her no doubt delightful daughter,
If her form he'd ever yed
Something he perha;^s had brought
her.
Mr. Black must, therefore, state.
Taking all things in conjunction,
That he can't participate
In this fashionable function.
He is neither millionaire
Nor a dog inclined to mangers;
He's just one who cannot spare
Charities for perfect strangers.
?London Tribune.
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THOMAS A.
(OPPOSITE POST OF!
COX-ttmbx^
WHOLESALE AND RETAI
Men, Women and Cli
My stock is large, was carefully selected with a 1
both the city and country trade and Shoes f:
in style, shapes and toes, down to the sevice*
which are made of solid leather and guara
market for the money. I want to shoe
child in Lexington county and to do
offer some extraordinary
AM#1 RlfAAi
hum aim uitis;
Yonr are cordially invited to call at my store 173
office, when in the city, and I will take please
and explaining their merits. Polite attentn
will strive to please yon in qt
DR. W H. TIMMERMAN, U. X. GUI
President. Vice P!r
Citizens Bank of
[ PAID UP CAPITAL STOC
E. F. STROTHER, Attorney,
Annonnces to the pnblic that it is now located
all the conveniences and facilities of successful 1
modating terms.- Deposits solicited.' 4 per cent
quarterly. Friends and acquaitances are cordia
Bank whether they have business or not and see
Directors?Dr. W. EL Timmerman, Dr. M. U.
P. Timmerman, E. F. Strother, Isaac Edwards,
Great Bargi
NEW GOODS l\
"AT THE STORE THAI
We propose making the r
record breaker, and will
right by offering some of tl
bargains that we have yet
1- - f*_ _ J_1 _ A -
peiore xne xraae.
25 dozen Misses' and Children's Satin 15 doz<
Caps, satin lined, the 25c. kind, for (*e.rsZ
sale,
each 10c.
25 doz
25 dozen-Ladies' 25c. Corset Covers, for ered
each....... 17$c. eac^
10 dozen- Ladies' 50c. Corset Covers, 5 doze]
eacn 25c. ^or *
5 dozen Ladfces' 75c. Night Gowns only, 500 y*
each 50c. _thl9
25 dozen Ladies' 50c. and 75c. Waists to jUgg
close ontr at, each 89c. , ? .
i 100 on.
25 dozen 50s-. and 75c. Silk Baby Caps to for tin
close out at, each 25c. jq
50 Ladies?' Heavy black Stockings, the cake
best ever offered for, pair 25c. 1 pair
for
20 pieces- frae All-Linen Table Damask,
some 72.-iach wide. 2 regu]
100 dozon Cotton Towels, the 10c. and 2 regu]
15c. kind},, only, the dozen 89c. 2 regu]
One lot of 10c. siid 15c. Embroideries i pair
for, the yard oc. the I
One lot; of 10c. and 15c, Laces for, the 15 yar<
vard: OC. j
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100 Alana Clock?, sold every where for j 5 dozei
$1.00; our price 59c. 10 pair
55 only $-1.50 and $2.00 Watches, for this 2 pair :
sale, each 99c. 4Ladi(
10 dozen large .size Glass Pitchers, form- 25 Goli
erly sold at 25c., now 10c. jq gpo<;
500 pieces Fine Decorated Chinaware, 1oT ,
worth 10c. each, now oc. ~^or
25 Men's $3.50 Silk Farcy Vests, now I OA c
each .$1.95 20 Sf?
25 dozen Boys' Heavy 25c. Black Stock- j ~
ings, for this sale, pair , J oc.
pt-n
5 dozen Ladies' $1.50 Fine Black Sateen!
Waists for this sale 99c. J Cash.
5 dozen Men's $1.00 Silk Mufflers, for! ^om
this sale, each 50c. 1 glad tc
: 11 a 8H ?3 S?a gjaa
Opposite the Theatre. "The
COLUMBIA S,
BOYNE,
'ICE.)
L, s. c.?
L DEALER IN
iren's Shoes,
riew of supplying the demands of
rom the most fashionable cuts
ible every day plow shoe, all of
,nteed to be the best on the
every man, woman and
this I am prepared to
bargains in
s Footwear.
16 Main Street, opposite the post
ore in si lowing yon my stock
)n will be given yon and I
lality and price.
*TER, A. C. JONES,
evident. Assistant Cashier,
Batesburg
;Kr 130,000.00.
BATESBURG, S. C.
in the new Bank Building with
banking. Monies to loan an accom.
on time deposits interest payable
lly invited to call on Officers of
our institution.
Boatrigbt, U. X. Gunter, Dr. W
W K. Shealy, J. F. Kneece.
I Sale!
*
fERY DAY,
?'S DIFFERENT."
aonthof October a
begin the month
tie most wonderful
been able to place
3Q Men's heavy Fleece-Lined Untiirts
and Pants, 50c. kind forthi#
the garment: 374c
en Ladies-' 13e. Swiss EmbroidHandkeroliietfs,
for this sale,
... 5c.
a Ladies' 25c-. Hose Supporters,
his sale, pair;.... 10c.
rds All-Linen Table Damask, for
sale,yard .......25c.
3n Misses' 15c; fine Black Stock.
for this sale;.pair 11c.
ly extra goo# MenTs Umbrellas,
s sale, eachv... 99c.
3s 10c. Sweet? Soap, for this sale,
5c.
regular 50 cent. Caff Buttons
25c.
Lar 25c. China Pitchers for 25c.
Lar 25c. Butter Dishes for 25c.
Lar 25c. Buggy Whips for 25c
Ladies' or Gentlemen's Gloves,
iOc. kind, for ' 25c.
Is Silk Ribbon, all colors 25c.
5 25c. Taffeta Ribbon for 15c.
i fine Pearl' Buttons for 25c.
5c. Shoe Strings for 25c. '
25c. Side Combe for 25c.
3s' 10c. Back Combs for 25e.
1 Plated. Collar Burtons for.. .25c,
>ls best Spool Silk for 25c. ies'
5c. Mourning Handerckiefs
25c.
ols Turkey Red Cotton ,25c. ,
Men's regular 25c. Half-Hose
25c,
dreeis of other bargains for tSpo
e to see us; look us over. Will be
>.s?iovr you through,
i Store That is Different.
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OUR PIES
unci favor with everybody
and men, the little girl in
es and her mother and he.
other. They are of the
delicious, wholesome,
-your-mouth kind, and
.nxious to have you try
you don't know the pro>f
our ovens. If you do
re won't have to ask you.
NGER'S STEAM BAKERY,
COLUMBIA, S. C.