The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, December 05, 1906, Page 3, Image 3
Women as Well as Men Are Made
Miserable by Kidney and
Bladder Trimble.
Kidney trouble preys upon the mind,
discourages and lessen s ambition; beauty,
j.. vigor and cheerfulmm
ness soon disappear
when the kidneys are
SB*ma Mil1'*out ord^r or dis_
Kidney trouble has
1J become so prevalent
that it is not uncommon
for a child to be
b?rn afflicted with
LSm weak kidneys. If the
child urinates tooorten, 11 trie unne scaxus
the flesh, or if, when the child reaches an
age when it should be able to control the
passage, it is yet afflicted with bed-wetting,
depend upon it, the cause of the difficulty
is kidney trouble, and the first
step should be towards the treatment of
these important organs. This unpleasant
trouble is due to a diseased condition of
the kidneys and bladder and not to a
habit as most people suppose.
Women as well as men are made miserable
with kidney and bladder trouble,
and both need the same great remedy.
The mild and the immediate effect of
Swamp-Root is soon realized. It is sold
one-dollar sjSfe
size bottles. You may
have a sample bottle
by mail free, also a* Home of Swamp-Root
? pamphlet telling all about Swamp-Root,
including many of the thousands of testimonial
letters received from sufferers
cured. In writing Dr. Kilmer & Co.,
Binghamfbn, N. Y., be sure and mention
W. this paper. Don't make any mistake,
but remember the name, Swamp-Root,
Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Root, and the address,
Binghamton, N. Y., on every
bottle.
PROFESSIONAL CARPS,
D. MARTIN", ATTORNEY
AND COUNSELOR AT LAW,
LEXINGTON, S. C.
Office in Harman Building rear of court
i house.
Will practice in all courts. Special
attention to collection of claims.
WM. W. HAWES, . j
Attorney and Counselor at Law.
NEW BBOOKLAND. S. C.
Practice ia all Courts, Business solicited.
November 1,1905. .
j =? ' c.
iL EFian. ubeheb
?~ FIED & L REHER,
ATTORNEYS AT LAW,
LEXINGTON 0. II.. S. C.
Will practice ia all the Courts. Business
solicited. One member of the firm will always
be at office, Lexington. 8. C.
T H. FRICK.
- J. ATTORNEY AT LAW,
CH1PIN, & 0.
Office: Hotel Marion, 4th Boom, Second
Floor. "Will practice in all the Courts.
fPHURMOND & TIMMERMAN,
* nrvn/MTHTTrVC? , rp T A TX7"
jl ai iuivixxi x o ax jja1i,
WILL PRACTICE IN ALL COURTS,
Eaufmann Bldg, LEXINGTON, S, C,
We frill be pleased to meet those haying1 legal
business to be attended to at our office
m the Kaufmanu Building at any timet
Respectfully,
Jr. War. THURMOND.
G. BELL TIMMEiittAN,
LBERT M. BOOZER,
attorney at law,
.^COLUMBIA, S. 0.
OiTici: 1818 Main Street, upstairs, opposite
Van Metre's Furniture Store
Especial attention given to business entrusted
to him by his fellow citizens of Lexington
county.
George r. rembert,
ATTORNEY AT LAW.
1221 LAW RANGE, COLUMBIA. S. C.
I will be glad to serve my friends from Lexington
County at any time, and an prepared
to practice law in all fctate and Federal
Courts. /
Andrew Crawford!
attorney at law,
COLUMBIA, 8. C.
Practices in the State and Federal Courts,
and offers his professional services to the
eitizens c.i Lexington County,
Law Offices, ( ) Residence, 1529
1209 Washington < > Pendle ton Street,
Street. ( )
Office Telephone No. 1372.
Residence Telephone No. 1036.
WBOYD EVANS,
.LAWYER AND COUNSELLOR.
COLUICBIA, S. C.
Dr. p. h. shealy]
dentist,
lexington, s. c.
Office Up Stairs in Roof's Building.
tvrt ftcrgilmore,
V dentist.
1510 Main Street, columbia, s. c. |
Office Houbs; 9 a. m. to 2 p. m., land from
8 to 8 p. m.
wmm
t DEALER IN I
I General I
I Merchandise, 1
i Corner Main and Haw Strait, I
l Opposite Contedarate f
I Monument, 5
i Lexington, - S. C. f>
ManZnn relieves instantly the pain
- - - ? a n 1 *
caused by those onna, Dieeamg, lwmug
and protruding piles. It is put up in
collapsible tubes in such a way that it
can, be applied where the trouble originates.
thus stopping the pain immediately.
Try one bottle and if you are
not relieved, your money will be refunded.
Try our free offer. Sold by
The Kaufmann Drug Co.
i ;i
Major Crofoot's
Mission Caller
Gets Her Interested In Great American
Orphan Consoler Company,
to Her Sorrow.
[Copyright, 1906, by C. H. Sutcliffe.]
? ?I beg pardon," said a well
j dressed lady as she softly enI
tered Major Crofoot's office the
: other morning as he sat with his
feet on his desk and the stub of a cigar
in his mouth.
"And excuse me, madapa?excuse
me." replied the major as he threw
away the stub, dropped his feet and
whirled around.
"I am engaged in a mfssion of charity,
and I hope you will see your way
clear to subscribe to it. We wish to
add a nursery to an orphan asylum.
It will cost a lot of money, and I am
one of the committee appointed to
raise it. Here is my book."
"I see," mused the major, as he looked
it over. "Madam, your .object is a
praiseworthy one, and I shall be glad
to aid it. I was left an orphan myself
"CAN JQV HAND MC THE BALANCE, PLEASE?"
When only two years old, and you can
believe that I have a feeling for them.
Yes, my father and mother were gored
to death by a -bull when I was hardly
more than an infant."
"How sad!" sighed the lady as she
took the seat motioned her.
"But life is full of just such sad
cases, madam. We have the poor
orphans with us, and they must be
cared for. How many are there in the
asylum you represent?"
"Over 200, and we have to turn
'away many applicants."
"Well, we must attend to that. Your
calling here this morning is what may
be termed a curious coincidence. I am
Major CTofoot, grand promoter of Various
'enterprises, and what may be
called a humanitarian originator. Not
an hour ago I received a charter for the
incorporation of the Great American
Orphan Consoler company, and this
afternoon I am to v::sit two orphan
asylums to explain the workings of the
invention. It is strange that you
should have eome in on orphan asylum
business as you did."
"And have you got something for the
orphans?" she asked.
"The greatest, grandest, newest thing
out, madam. Patented in America and
all foreign countries. We begin the
manufacture next week. President
Roosevelt takes the first three machines.
Then comes the new president
of France, and he is followed by the
emperor of Russia and the king of England.
I, as the inventor of the machine
.and the president of the company, am
feeling rather buoyant. Have you a
head for machinery, madam?"
"I am afraid not, and yet I hope you
will try to make me understand."
"Only too happy to do so. Let me
start out by saying that orphan children
get hungry as well as the other
class."
"Certainly.'"
"They also have colic."
"Yes."
"They also need to be spanked occasionally.
I am not an advocate of the
?
bootjack and ,hairbrush, but as an orphan
child myself I remember that
there were days when I actually longed
to be spanked and wouldn't be good
till I got it. Among the 200 children
in your asylum there must be many
such."
"Perhaps," replied the lady in a
doubtful way.
"It takes a nurse at least ten minutes
to feed an orphan kid," continued
the major as he walked back and
forth. "Three feeds a day means thlr-,
ty minutes for each child. You must
have a nurse for every twenty children.
You have ten at least in your
asylum. If these could be dispensed
with, look at the saving."
"But how can they be dispensed
with?" was asked. "The children must
be washed, dressed, bathed and fed,
and human hands must do It. They
must also be attended to when ailing."
"Twenty years ago all dishes were
washed by banq^ Then a genius inrented
a machine that does the work
of fifteen women. I am a genius. 1
have invented something that knocks
the dishwasher silly."
"And you propose to take care of
children by machinery!" gasped the
lady.
"You hare struck it, madam. It can
be done, as I have successfully demonstrated.
My invention is a system of
pipes, tubes, spankers and levers, all
worked by the same dynamo. We will
say it is morning. The children must
be washed. Very well. By turning a
switch each and every one of them is
dumped into a trough and washed and
bathed. Turn another switch and they
are dumped out. Their clothes are
there ready to put on, and machinery
does it. Every garment is buttoned
up and hooked up. The children now
want breakfast. All they have to do
is to hold their mouths to certain
spouts. There is warm milk, cold milk,
porridge and so on and so forth. If
one of them wakes up with colic there
is the paregoric spout. If one is aching
for a spanking you turn a switch
that cuts out the others. If all are
aching, let 'er go as she is. This invention,
madam, does everything but
take the children out to walk. It will
save its cost every three months.
Doesn't eat anything, never talks back
and never goes on a strike. Always
licks the children on the right spot,
and there are no splinters to fly off
and put out the cat's eye."
"It must surely be a wonderful
thing," said the lady as the major
paused for breath.
"It "will be so pronounced, madam.
You called to get a subscription. If I
should give you a hundred dollars you
would think ft liberal. I propose to
give you better than Sve thousand. I
shall at once install one of my consolers
in your orphan asylum as a free
gift"
"You are indeed a liberal man, but"?
"You are thinking it may not work,
madam. Have no fear of that. It has
been tested in three different asylums,
and they are charmed with it. Only
two persons needed to take care of
200 orphans. Runs night and day.
and a musical attachment goes with it
to lull the red headed babies to sleep
on windy nights. I will give the order
at once, madam, and"?
"What is it?"
"I am sorry to say that it is the rule
of the company that the asylums pay
the drayage. That will he $4; but,
having been an orphan myself, 1 will
pay in half. Can you hand me the balance,
please?"
"But I hardly see," said the lady as
she opened her purse.
"Drayage, madam?drayage. The machinery
must be got from our factory
to your asylum, you see. That's itthanks.
The consoler shall be ready
at the earliest possible moment. Say
nothing to any one, please, but let it
come as a great and pleasant surprise
to the orphans. Is there anything
more?"
"But I have paid you $2."
"Exactly, madam?exactly. You have
nnid one-half the dravnsre. and the fact
shows what a philanthropic heart you
have got. I have no doubt you would
have paid ten had I suggested it. The
orphans can never be grateful enough
to you. And now, madam?and now, as
I wish to get to the factory as soon as.
possible?and give in the order.?and
, make the dear children happy?and
good day, madam, good day!"
As the major tallied he stepped on
the lady's toes and forced her backward,
and before she was aware of
the fact she was out in the hall and his
door shut. She went dowmstairs with
a puzzled and disturbed 'look on her
face and carried it for two blocks.
Then she set her jaw and retraced her
steps. She knocked on the door, but
there was no answer. She put her ear
to the panel and listened, but not a
leaf stirred. She rattled the knob
and put in several kicks, and she
might have pounded with her fists
had not a boy come out from an office
and said;
"it you are looking for the grand
promoter you arc wasting your time."
"But he -v^as here a minute ago. He
got $2 from rae."
"Only two? Say, you got off lucky.
He generally gets at least fifty. No
use waiting. He took a skate out the
back way a minute before you came
up." M. QUAD.
It is a well known medical fact that
pine rosin is most effective in the treatment
of diseases of the bladder and
kidneys. Sufferers from backache and
other troubles due to faulty action of
the kidneys find relief in the use of
Pineules. $1.00 buys 30 days treatment.
Sold by The Kanfmann Drug Co.
Don't, follow in the footstep cf your
competitors; set the pace..
i^cuTl
it Out" |
says many a doctor to his HI
lady patients, because he ;&
doesn't know of any medi- 3
cine that will cure female (a
troubles except the sur- jS
geon's knife* ||
That such a medicine J|
exists, however,is proved by S
thousands of cures made by S
I Cures Womb . S
Disease B
It has saved the lives of many g
weak, sick women and rescued oth- flf
ers from a lifetime of chronic sick
ness. It will cure you if you will A
only give it a chance. Try it. J9
Sold by afl druggists and deal- B
ers in Si .00 bottles. gl
GAVE UP SUPPORTER. fj
I? I o rnn?NAl4Ai> frw
ra l wuic a duypvi ici iui i\juk w
TO years, to keep up my womb," B
writes Mrs. S. J. Chrisman, of ^
j2| Atannsville, N. Y. '* My doctor said B
m no mediane would help me. After A
ral taking Cardui I gave up my sup- M
tgj porter and am now well." m
Ill I?llll I 11 I MM? >! Ill -III 1
It Quiets I
the Cough
This is one reason why Ayer's
Cherry Pectoral is so valuable
in consumption. It stops
the wear and tear of useless
coughing. But it does more
?it controls the inflammation,
quiets the fever, soothes, heals.
Ask your doctor about this.
The best kind of a testimonial ?
"Sold for over sixty years."
^1 Kad? by J. C. Ayer Co.. Lowell, M?b8.
Also manufacturers of
JUL 9 SARSAPARILLA.
/ 1 1 iPFQ PILLS|l?L
O HAIR VIGOR.
1 We hav? no secret?! We publish
r the formulae of all our medicines.
Hasten recovery by keeping the
bowels regular with Ayer's Pills.
"BEST TOWIT_IIT STATE"
Congressman Lever Talks In The
Piedmont.
The Anderson Mail yesterday published
an interview with Congressman
Lever, as follows:
"Anderson is a fine town," remarked
Congressman A. F. Lever, of Lexington,
as he sat in the Chiquola barber
shop this morning waiting to have
his whiskers trimmed. Mr. Lever is
in the city to attend the marriage of
his friend, Solicitor G. B. Timmerman,
and Miss Sullivan this afternoon.
"Anderson is the finest town in the
state," replied an Anderson man who
heard the remark.
"I do believe that is a fact," replied
Mr. Lever. Then he asked many
questions about the size of the city,
the population, etc., and marveled
greatly at the things the Anderson
man told him.
"And you have comparatively no
railroad facilities," exclaimed Mr.
Lever. "What wouldn't you do if you
had thp samp railroad faoilitips that
other towns have?"
Mr. Lever has served two terms in
congress, and has just been elected
to a third term without opposition,
which shows his great popularity in
his district. When he was first elected
he was the .youngest member of
the national house of representatives,
and was facetiously termed the "baby
congressman." His mental powers
were acute, however, and he soon
made himself felt in whatever things
he wanted to deal with. He is now
one of the most active as well as one
of the most useful of the South Carolina
congressmen.
There have been some rumors that
Congressman Lever may be a candidate
for the United States senate two
years from now. He did not discuss
that subject today, however.
Congressman Lever is well known
to many Anderson people and has
many friends here. He delivered an
address at the big Farmers Union picnic
at the fair grounds two years ago,
and his address was one of the best
delivered on that occasion when good
addresses were plentiful.
Congressman Lever's friends in Columbia
will be much interested in the
political possibility suggested in this
interview. He is regarded as one of
the strongest, safest, most enterprising
and most prominent Southern men
in congress, and here in Columbia,
where he is infinitely more popular
than Senator Latimer, he would be assured
of the most cordial and hearty
support, without a dissenting voice.
How's'This?
A TT "D 1
YTe Oner uue nuuuiru xrutitirs mc.aiu
for ary case of Catarrh, that cannot ba
cured "by Hall's Catanh Core.
F. 4. CHENEY & CO.. Toledo, O.
We, tbe undtrsigufd, have known. F. J.
Chtney Jor the laet 15 >earo, and believe
bim perfectly honorable in all business
transactions and financial y able to carry
out anv obligatims trade oy his flm,
WALI/1NO, KINNAN & MARVIN,
^*7boles?le Druggists, Toledo, O.
Hail's Cdtanb Cure is taken internally,
acting directly npon tbe blood a?d mnr^us
surfaces of tfe system. Testimonials
i e it tree. Price 75 cent3 peT botde. Sold
l-y all druegists.
Take Hairs Family Pills for constipation
John Wheatley, a young white man,
pleaded guilty in Spartanburg on Friday
of shooting Conductor Brunson
ana the -newsboy on the Southern
train while he was drinking?neither
party7 being badly h-urt. The judge
gave him two years on tbe chaingang.
L. Y, Dorn, aged "2S, of the Good
Hope section of Edgefield county,was
shot and killed by Charles Gomillion,
colored, at Gomilltoh's house in Johnston
on Friday night. Dorn had come
to Johnston under the influence of
liquor and went to the negro's house
and was rattling at the window when
the negro shot.
Am you troubled with piles? One
application of ManZan will give you
immediate relief. Sold by The Kaufmans
Drug Oo.
The Pennsylvania railroad has called
for bids for 100 all steel cars for
passenger traffic. They7 are to be inflammable.
The road will build no
more wooden cars.
A ootid taken at this time of the year
is generally hand to get rid of but it
will oaot be able to withstand Bee's
Laxative Honey and Tar. That will
cure ail colds, coughs, cro-op, whooping
cough, etc., by driving them out through
f ? <rr/\?^ IwYTTA O -A/\l /I if
l-iic uuhc1s. 11 iia>u a ?juiu, ixj iu
and if not cnred get your money back
No opiates. Sold by The Kaufmann
Drug Co,
Two masked men, in an attempt at
a holdup at the St. Charles hotel,Kansas
City, Kansas, on Friday night,
shot ana killed the clerk and an actor.
Tone the liver, move the bowels,
cleanse the system. Dade's Little Liver
Pills never gripe. Sold by The Kaufmann
Drug Co.
A womans long tongue is often responsible
for her shortness of breath.
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| FITZMAURICE'S | WH?^LE | FITZHAURIGE'S j
Three Arch Store. retail Three Arch Store. \
DRV GOODS, NOTIONS, CLOTHING, FINISHINGS,
1704 and 1706 Main Street,
COLUMBIA, S. C.
McCALL'S FASHIONS IN STOCK AT A MOMENT'S NOTICE
15 and 10 cents Fashion Papers FREE.
We invite the friends and patrons of Lexington
to visit this store this coming fall for
values they never got before. We have
several car loads of New Fall G-oods that
will be sold at the closest prices. Do your
self the honor to call and be convinced that
this is the house to trade with.
Call and see us and make our Store your
headquarters when in Columbia.
F U RNITURE.
W. H. SIIWFIIFIIRNITIIRF M
I in vvr II &JUJU 1 ^ltilAl UI&Li UUIJ
COLUMBIA, S. C.
We especially invite you to come to see us for your Furniture, Cheap Suites, IreiT
Beds, Lounges, Stoves, Lace Curtains, Side Boards, Hall Racks.
30 DAYS SALE?FURNISH YOUR HOUSE.
W. H. SOWELL, FURNITURE CO., 1231 Main Screet,
Opposite Y. M. C. A. Building.
1517 MAIN STREET.
COLUMBIA, S. C.
Harness, Saddles, Blankets, Robes
AND EVERYTHING PERTAINING TO THE
BUSINESS.
We carry at all times the largest and most complete stock
in the South. Our motto is: "NOT
HOW CHEAP, BUT HOW GOOD."
DONT FORGET
3HE. A. ^JBL^TX-iOK^
Successor to Maxwell & Taylor,
NEAR POST OFFICE, COLUMBIA, S. C,
When you are looking for Furniture. We buy only in
Solid Car Load Lots and at the lowest spot cash prices, we
therefore, can sell you for less than if we bought in local shipments.
Solid Oak Bedroom Suites.
Nine Pieces?One Bed, One Bureau, One Washstand, One
Centre Table, Four Chairs. One Booker?all for $17.25.
No. 7 Black Oak Stove
with a complete list of Cooking Utinsels, for $7.50. No. 8
Black Oak, with a complete list of Utinsels, $12.50. Our
line is complete. All grades. Prices guaranteed as low as
Furniture -Of the same grade can be bought Write or phone
490 for prices.
H. JSL. TAYIiOR,
COLUMBIA, S. C,
mm REST&IRANT. j
i CtJEi JEi I
B.WfID, Proprietor, HERE^ ?
J1335 MAIN St., COLUMBIA. S. C. Q * *
; The-.DiyU? to daw ?*??? house of its Is your Liver all right?
< HneTVroST"^" odtteTe^ Are your Kidneys in a}.
! ?wi\hmSL^ach of?dey6t?- I healthy condition? If so, " .
i ^'^'TpSTlTnioht. :: HILTON'S LIFE for :
!J the LIYEB I
OR. C. J. OLIVEROS, and KIDNEYS I
emcciLisT on ? will keep them sol* If not, :
EAR,THROAT,NOSE Hilton's Life for'tfie Liver f'
^Sii^ ANO LUNGS. j an^ Sidneys will make J
Gfiarewtoe Fit of Office ar.d Residence, _n * oe? 2 ^
Glasses. 1424 and 142S Marion St J tnem SO. A 40C. OOWIe
Mcrch is?iy. Columbia, s. c t % will convince you of tfife ;
5 iact. sold wholesale by h
Uotice, Trespassers! . The Murray Drug Co.,
This is tw> notify all persons not to | Columbia S P
limit or trespass in any manner, and es- j vOluiuDia, o, I/.
peetally not to allow their stock to roam ] # For Sale at The Bazaar 2
at large upon our lands, as we will pos- j 9 Lpyiti (rtn-n ^ P '
itively indict ail such violations of law, j liSXingtOIl, J>. t. S
and trust tins .uiay he fair warning.
W. A. Derrick, i
i_L-B4RRY- Pinesalve cleanses wounds, is highly
W. E. Harsey, j antiseptic, unequaled for cracked hands
J. D. Harsey. ! good for cots. Sold by Kaufmaim Drug '
Nov. 0?lw5v Co.