The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, September 26, 1906, Page 3, Image 3
|f Women as Well as Ren Are Made
|| Miserable by Kidney and
t Bladder Trouble.
life Kidney trouble preys upon the mind,
discourages and lessens ambition; beauty,
sflh-'.' -r-^.y > vigor and cheerful^
m ness soon disappear
- when the kidneys are
r become so prevalent
S j-i ^ *s nc^ nncom"
/y mon *or a *? ^
born afflicted with
21^ * *' weak kidneys. If the
^ child urinates too often, if the urine scalds
the flesh, or if, when the child reaches an
age when it should be able to control the
passage, it is yet afflicted with bed-wet- ,
ting, depend upon it, the cause of the difficulty
is kidney trouble, and the first
y step should be towards the treatment of
these important organs. This unpleasant
trouble is due to a diseased condition of
* the kidneys and bladder and not to a
habit as most people suppose.
"Women as well as men are made miserable
with kidney and bladder trouble,
- and both need the same great remedy.
The mild and.the immediate effect of
fe-T - Swamp-Robt is soon realized. It is sold
by druggists, in fifty- ~
cent and one-dollar
size bottles. You may ffijjafftyfl
have a sample bottle
by mail free, also a Homo of swamp-Boot,
pamphlet telling all about Swamp-Root,
. , including many of the thousands of testi4
monial letters received from sufferers
cured. In writing Dr. Kilmer & Co.,
Binghamton, In. Y.* be sure and mention
this paper. Don't make any mistake, '
plj . but remember the name, Swamp-Rpot,
Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Root, and the address,
Binghamton, ' N. Y., on every
bottle.
PBOFBSSIO^LCABDSr
i ' ~A D. MARTIN", ATTORNEY Wli.
A. AND COUNSELOR AT LAW,
IBfte LEXINGTON, S. C.
|&| Office in Harman Building rear of court
house.
Will practice in all courts. Special
| ? - attention to collection of claims.
WM. W. HA WES,
V? Attorney and Counselor at Law.
NEWBROOKLAND.S. C.
Practice iu all Courts. Business solicited.
ggfPfi' November l, 1906.
11 '
C. M. KFIBD. F. E. DBEHEB.
tfFIRD & DREHER,
Hi ATTORNEYS AT LAW,
LEXINGTON C. H.. S. G.
'* Will practice in all the Courts. Business
SSfcr - solicited. OAe member of the Arm. will always
be at office, Lexington. IS. C.
hTfrick.
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
CHAPIN, a 0.
UAtal o rr'rtn ifh Ttrtftm SftPftnH
(VUl\:u? -UVWA MT?I *v?4? ?.?
Floor. Will practice in all the Courts.
fimURMOND & TIMMERMAN,
1 ATTORNEYS AT LAW,
WILL PKACTTOE IN ALL COURTS,
Kaufmann Bids:, LEXINGTON, S.C,
W? will be pleasedto meet /those having legal
business to be attended to at our office
In the Kaufmann Building at any time.
Respectfully, v
J. War. THURMOND.
G. BELL TIMMERMAN,
ALBERTS. BOOZER, "
A. ATTORNEY AT LAW.
COLUMBIA S. 0.
Office: 1816 Main Street, upstairs, opposite
Tan Metre's Furniture Store.
Especial attention given to business entrust*
ed to him by his fellow^cltizens of Lexington
county.
pEORGE R. REMBERT,
U" ATTORNEY AT LAW.
1221 LAW RANGE, COLUMBIA S. 0.
I will be glad to serve my friends from Lexington
County at any time, and an prepared
to practice law in all btate and Federal
Courts.
A NDREW CRAWFORD7
it ATTORNEY AT LAW,
i COLUMBIA 8. C.
Practices in the State and Federal Court9,
and offers his professional services to the
citizens of Lexington County,
Law Offices, ( ) Residence, 1529
1209 Washington j > Pendle ton Street.
street. ^ ;
Office Telephone No. 1372.
Residence Telephone No. 1036.
?' Air BOYD EVANS,
YY .LAWYER AND COUNSELLOR.
Columbia, S. C.
f FVR. P. H. SHEALY, 7
V DENTIST,
LEXINGTON, S. C.
Office Up Stairs in Roof's Building.
t\r. f7c7gilmore~
V DENTIST."
1510 Main Street, COLUMBIA, S. C.
Office Houbs.* 9 a. m. to 2 p. m., land from
s to 6 d. m.
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f Monument, f
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and protruding piles. It is put up in
collapsible tubes in such a way that it
can be applied where the trouble originates,
thus stopping the pain immediately.
Try one bottle and if you are
not relieved, your money will be refunded.
Try our free offer. Sold by
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The Lexington Dispatch.
Wednesday, September 26, 1906.
Sam J ones in Charlotte.
There is only one Sam Jones. That's
enough at one time. He spoke at
the Charlotte Chautauqua and he was
the favorite. The Observer reporter
made a snap shot at his humor and j
oddities. The earnest and pathetic I
paragraphs were left out. We give J
the following from the Observer. He f
began in this way:
"We will now," he said, "have a
selection from my wife's first hus
band. I am like Pat. I hope I'll
never live to see my wife married
again."
He told the story of a devil who
married a woman and lived with her
20 years, they working together and
accumulating property. Then she
dies, and before 12 months that devil
begins to notice. He gets him a rubber
tired buggy and fine horse, and
rides that woman all about. Pretty
soon the old house is rolled back and
a new house built, and then there's a
wedding. There are two servants,
where there wasn't any before. Sam
said that if they ever heard of his doing
that way they might break his
neck. Continuing: "I always did
think a woman ought to make her
children respect her first husband. Of
course I don't care what she does
with the other devil."
H'I am going to talk tonight on
'Comin' Some.' I never tried it before,
but I thought I'd try it here.
This audience will do to practice on.
That's why I like to come to Charlotte;
it don't strain me to talk to you
or listen to you. I always go away
from here perfectly rested."
? He discussed the Chautauqua movement,
saying that the name m^ms a
sack tied in the middle. He repeated
the definition several times. "I just
say this for your information," he explained,
with fine irrelevancy. "The .
chautauqu^, is a compromise between
the old Methodist camp meeting and
the county fair. There ain't enough
religion left for a camp meeting, and <
the people are tired of the old cow
and the punkin." Apropos of- the
scarcity of religi : he said that the
preachers are not to blame; they do
the best they can with the material
they have to work on. "You feed
your preacher on wheat straw the
year round and tap him up, and expect
him to make it in 2:10. Our
good brother last night gave you some
straight goods about the cigarettes.
He didn't talk about them as I would,
lvnf Vio oVirtnro/1 lia if Via
UUV uv OUV IT VU XiV VT Vtuu XX XXV/ WUi\.k
A mother once asked Sam what to do
about her son's smoking cigarettes.
"How old is he?" Sam inquired.
"Six," she said. "Take him out in
the back yard and wring his neck,**
Sam commanded.
"There ain't a church in this town
that hasn't got them lousy devils, the
members of that club, in it. I wouldn't
let my carriage driver drive up to that
club, and he's a nigger, and a full
blooded nigger. I'd rather have my
son in the penitentiary than in that
club. And you claiming to be the
chillun of God and on your way home?
"But I don't want to make you
club fellers mad, for I ain't agoing to
fight you. I'm about you like the
feller who started off to commit suicide
and a mad bull made at him and
he ran from the mad bull., A looker
on asked him, "Why did you run
from the bull, if you wanted to die?"
'But,' he says, 'I reckon I've got my
choice as to how I'm goin' to die?"
He said he would talk straight at
them, if they rode him out of town
on a rail, and if they did so, he would
say to them, "Gentlemen, I'd as soon
walk but for the honor of the thing."
He has been criticised for preaching
out of the bible. "But you fellers
are out of the bible yourselves, and I
must go out of it to hit you fellers."
If anybody is not satisfied with Sam
he will reply as the negro Baptist
preacher did to the Methodist niggers,
who were looking on at his baptizing.
He said, "Breddern, 'mersion is de
only bible way to baptize." "How
does you know dat?" said the Methodist
niggers. "Dat ain't none er yo'
business," retorted the preacher.
He touches on politics; saying that
"Roosevelt is the best, truest, bravest
President this county has had from
Washington down, and Iv'e been
around some, too. I've been around
more than you and all your people,
back to Adam." But Roosevelt nor
any other candidate for the presidency,
except the prohibitionist will fight
liquor. "But I'll fight that whiskey
gang, I'll hit 'em as long as Iv'e got
arms, kick 'em as long as I've got
feet, bite 'em as long as Iv'e got
teeth, and then gum 'em!"
"Nobody can ride me. When a
man puts his foot in my 3tirup, next
thing he knows, after the dust settles,
I will be standin' at the trough, eatin'
uHt.li find nf Vila orallncoa amnnH mv
I """
hind leg."
He was about to get through now.
He confided that he had spoken longer
than usual. It rested him, you
know, to speak to such a simple
crowd. He said the lousy club devils i
would go from the house, hanging j
their heads and saying, "I'm a fool. !
I set there and laughed at that rascal, j
Do you know why I made you iaugh?
For the same reason that the fellow
gave the sick dog chloroform; so he
could keep him still while he took his
medicine."
Sam said he was anxious to take
well in Charlotte. He pointedly asked
Captain Franklin if he was taking
well. "If New York and Boston and
Chicago set down on me its all right;
but if Charlotte sets down on a feller,
he's gone! I want to tell you the
Declaration of Independence was first
writ out right here. You'll hear that
every time you come here, but you
won't hear it anywhere else."
He paid an extensive tribute to himself,
saying that he has preached more
sermons and to more people than any
man, dead or alive, in the world's
history. All the preachers here, he said
will admit that the devil is in this
town, but no two of them can agree
as to how to git him out. The Methodist
preacher will say, "Let's ride
him out on a rail." The Presbyterian:
"Brethren, let's do all things with
decency and in order;" the Baptists:
"Let's take him to the river and
drown him;" and the Episcopalians:
"Gentlemen, if you run the devil out
of this town my members will be so
lonesome I can't do a thing."
He happened to think of the pug
dog woman.
"When the Lord gives a man a good
wife and 15 or 20 chillun, he blesses
that man; but when the devil gives a
mor? o'TrrAmon onrl o r\/^Arl!o rlrvrr Vio
ixiu-ii u ?r viixuii uii'a u vvvtiv uvgj aav
just throws off on him. I don't like
the poodle dog woman nohow. No
woman who kisses a poodle dog can
kiss Sam Jones. I!m not much on
kissin' women nohow. If I had a
poodle dog woman for a wife and she
took that poodle dog out driving and
wouldn't take me, I would go back
home and ask about my wife, - and
say, 'Where is it?' " He made a fine
pass at the Mormons, and erupted
some eloquent "partin' words."
* /
Deafness Cannot be Cured.
By local applications, as they cannot reach
the diseased portion ot the ear. There is
only one way to cure deafness, and that is
by constitutional remedies. Deafness is
caused by an inll'med condition of the
mucous lining of the Eustachian Tube.
When this tube is iLflimed you have a
rumbling souDd or imperfect hearing, and
when it i^sutirely closed. Deafness is the
result, and unless ihe inflimmatior can be
taken out and this tabo restored to its
normal condition, hearing will be deitro\ed
t&rever; nin? cases out < f ten are caused
by Catarrh which is nothing but an inflamed
condition of the mucous surfaces
We will give One Hnrdred Dollars for
auy case of Deafoess (caused by catarrh)
that cannot be cured bv fiall'o Catarrh
Cnre. Send for circulars free.
F. J. CHENEY & CO,, Toledo, 0.
Sold by Drnegists.
Take Hall's Family Pills for constipation
Compromise in Cartee Case.
Spartanburg, Sept. IS.?The case
against Gus Cartee, charged with attempting
to criminally assault Mrs. J.
W. Johnson in thi? city several weeks
ago, has, with the consent of Solicitor
Sease, been compromised. Cartee is
the young white man who was arrested
and bound over some time ago on
the complaint of Mr. J. W. Johnson
under a charge of assault of a high
and aggravated nature. His bond was
fixed at $400. The bond was furnished
and the case was to come up at next
term of court. After a consultation
of the attorneys it was decided to set
tie the matter outside the court.
I
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A neglected cough or cold may lead to
serious bronchial or lung troubles. Don' t
take chances when Foley's Honey and
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Five Thousand Lives Destroyed
Hong Kong, Sept. 20.?Every hour
the investigation of the extent of the
disaster wrought by the typhoon.
Tuesday shows that the storm's ravages
were much more extensive than
at first supposed. It is now known
that instead of being confined "merely
to the harbor here and the island of
Hong Kong, the typhoon swept the
coast for a considerable distance and
wrought untold havoc. The last estimate
gives the total dead at about
10,000.
Hour to Avoid Appendicitis
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by stimulating the liver and
bowels, and restores the natural action
of the bowels. Orino Laxative Fruit
Syrup does not nauseate or gripe and is
mild 8nd pleasant to take. Refuse substitutes.
The Kaufmami Drug Co.
It makes a nice girl awful indignant
to smile at a man she doesn't know.
A sour stomach, a bad breath, a pasty
complexion and other consequences of a
disordered digestion are quickly remov
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I Then \vh2t? That would mean
| thin, scraggly, uneven, rough
| hair. Keep your hair at home!
? Fasten it tightly to your scalp!
I You can easily do it with Ayer's
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i more than a simple hair dressI
ing. It is a hair medicine, a
I hair tonic, a hair food.
g The best kind of a testimonial?
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Chicago, 111., Sept. 15.?Owing to
the failure to agree on the wage scale
a general strike of all shop employes
on the Wabash Railroad system has
been ordered beginning Monday, and
affecting 1,600 skilled mechanics, including
machinists, boiler makers and
blacksmiths. The men demand an
increase of from 28 to SO cents to L3
to 35 cents per hour.
If the Baby is Cutting Teeth,
Be sure and use that old and well tried
remedy, Mrs. Winslow's Soothing
Syrup, for children teething. It soothes
the child, softens the gums, allays
all pain, cures wind colic and is the
best remedy for diarrhoea. Twentyfive
cents a bottle,
tf It is the best of all.
Australia exports 24,000,000 rabbit
skins a year. To kill this great number
costs about ?325,000.
Cured Kay Fever and Summer
Cold
A. J. Nusbaum, Batesville, Indiana,
writes: "Last year I suffered for tliree
months with a summer cold-so distressing
that it interfered with my business.
I had many cf the- symptoms of hay
fever, and a doctor's prescription did not
reach my case, and I took several medicines
which seemed to only aggravate
my case. Fortunately I insisted upon
having Foley's Honey and Tar in the
yellow package, and it quickly cured me.
My wife has since used Foley's Honey
a id Tar with the same success." The
Kaufman Drug Co.
STATE OF SOUTH CAROLINA,
County of .Lexington,
Court of Common Pleas.
S. E. Hendrix, James P. Hendrix and
Lillie Hendrix in her own right, and
as administratrix of the estate of Jas.
E. P. Hendrix, deceased, Plaintiffs,
against
Hattie Harman, Winford Harman and
Earie E. Hendrix, Defendants.
Partition of Real Estate.
IN OBEDIENCE TO THE DECREE
of the court herein, signed by Hon. J.
C. Klugh, presiding judge, and dated
September 4. 1906, I will sell to the
highest bidder at public oatcry, before
the court house door in Lexington, S.
C., during the legal hours of sale on the
first Monday in October, 1906,
1. All that piece, parcel or tract of
land, containing twenty acres, more or
less, situate, lying and being in the
county and State aforesaid, adjoining
lands of the said Edwin Harman and of
the said J. E. P. Hendrix, J. B. Seay
and G. W. Kvzer, being made up of a
portion of several tracts.
2. All that piece, parcel or tract of
land, lying and being in Lexington dis- !
tricfc, adjoining lands of the said George
Campbell and lands belonging to the
estate of Margaret Wingard, deceased,
and containing thirty acres,more or less.
X. Fifteen acres, more or less, of the
following tract of land to wit: All that
piece, parcel, plantation or tract of land,
containing sixty-one acres, (be the same
more or less,) situate, lying and being
in Lexington oonnty, and State aforesaid,
near the head waters of Clemons
creek, baing waters of Saluda river, and
bounded by lands of the said James E.
P. Hendrix on the west, Jno. J. Seay 011
the southwest, the said Edwin Harman
on the east and also the said James E.
P. Hendrix on the north.
4. All that piece, parcel or tract of
land, situated on Rocky creek, waters of
Saluda river, Lexington county, bounded
on the south by land of J. B. Seay,
north and west by J. P. Hendrix and on
the east by Land of JDmry Kyzer, containing
fifteen acres, more or less.
5. Twenty acres, more or less, of the
following tract of land, to wit: All that
piece, parcel, plantation or tract of land,
containing thirty-two acres, more or
less, situate, lying and being in the
county and State aforesaid, on Rockycreek,
waters of Saluda river, and adjoining
lands of G. W. Kyzer on the
the south, Drury Kyzer on the east, the
said Geo. W. Kyzer 011 the north and
on the west by Geo. A. Kaminer.
a All flmt narcel or tract of
land, situate, lying and being in Lexington
county, in the State aforesaid,
and in Lexington township, containing
seventy-eight and one-half acres, more
or less, bounded by lands of F. A. Derrick,
(J-. M. Oaughman, J. J. Kyzer, M.
L. Kyzer and others.
Terms of Sale?One-half cash, aud
the balance to be paid twelve months
thereafter, secured by boud and mortgage
for the purchase money of said
premises. Purchaser to pay for papers.
Sam'l. B. George,
Clerk of Court, J
September 7, 1906.
| FITZMAURIDE'S |
Three Arch Store, j RETj
Dill GOODS, NOTIONS, C
1704 and 1706
COLUMBIA, - - - -
SffcCALL'S FASHIONS IN STO
15 and 10 cents Fas]
We invite the frien
ington to visit this stoi
values they never got 1
received several ear lo;
will be sold at the clos
self the honor to call ai
this is the house to tra<
DKESS GOODS & SILK DEPT. g
<3
This department is and has ?
always enjoyed a rep. that the ?
majority of people know ofg
and is daily hearing about. If ?
you want a dress go to Fitz- ?
maurice's. ?
u
AS A LEADER I
>3
We offer 50 pieces of all Wool jjj
Ladies' Cloth 40 inches wide ?
ig
any shade that is good, only *
35c. worth 50c. yard. "
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CLEARED EOR ACTION.
25 pieces 58 inches wide all
Wool Broadcloth, only 50c.,
the 85c. quality.
TERRIBLE SACRIFICE.
35 pieces all Wool Skirting
in dark grey and modest coloring
at 25e. yard, no lining required,
worth 50c.
HUNDREDS OF BARGAINS
In the dress goods stock. Space
does not permit a general
statement. You must see.
FURNI
t H. SfiWELL I
COLUMBIA
We especially invite you to come to see
Beds, Lounges, Stoves, Lace Curtains, Sid
30 DAYS SALE-FUR
W. H. SOWELL, FURNIT1
Opposite Y. M.
DAVIS & (
4 FIN If A TV
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Harness, Sa<
AND EVERYTHING PERTA
C O L- U Ml
Our stock being purchased bei
we can make it to the interest
Our motto is "NOT HOW CH
best is the Cheapest
DONT I
J9Lm Ti
Oil AMAI AW TW n
OUUUC39UX tU HJLCt
NEAR POST OFFIC
When you are looking for
Solid Gar Load Lots and at tl
therefore, can sell you for less
ments.
Solid Oak Be
Nine Pieces?One Bed, One
Centre Table, Four Chairs. 0n<
No. 7 Black
with a complete list of Cooking
Black Oak, with a complete ]
line is complete. All grades.
Furniture of the same grade a
490 for prices.
H. JBL. Tl
COLUMI
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:SALE j FITZIAURICE'S |
D? ) S
UL Three Arch Store. I
Main Street,
s. c.
CK AT A MOMENT'S NOTICE
hion Papers FREE.
ds and patrons of Lex:e
this coming fall for
before. "We have just
ads of Fall G-oods that
est prices. Do your
id be convinced that
de with.
CLOTHING for MEN & BOYS
"Sure Mike," as the saying
goes, 100 Men's Suits all wool
the $8.00 kind at $5.00 only.
200 Boy's Suits as a leader,
all wool, at $1.75 the suit.
Ages 7 to 16 years. 100 Boy's
a tt n 1 i a a
?jxtra neavy acnoor suns,
don't wear out, at $2.50 to
$3.50. They are simply elegant.
:
WHOLESALE DOMESTIC
DEPARTMENT
Is a very large department in
this house, bought at mill
prices, and we can save small
retail men a good profit. We
can cut the quantities to suit.
ask an inspection as to
quality and price. You owe ./
this to yourself. You are
bound to save all you can.
We want all our friends to
call when in Columbia and
see us.
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^TTTJEfcE.
1NITIE CO.,
L, S. C.
us for your Furniture, Cheap Suites, Ircf
.e Boards, Hall Racks.
NISH YOUR HOUSE.
IRE CO., 1231 Main Screet,
C. A. Building. < ^
jQMPANY,
r STBEET.
Idles, Robes
INING TO THE BUSINESS
BIA.S.C.
fore the recent decided advance,
of all to buy of us.
EAF, BUT HOW GOOD," as the
TORE.
fORGET
xwell & Taylor,
E, COLUMBIA, S. C,
?? i a ^
furniture, we buy only in
le lowest spot cash prices, we
than if we bought in local shipdroom
Suites.
Bureau, One Washstand, One
5 Rocker?all for $17.25.
: Oak Stove
? Utinsels, for $7.50. No. 8
list of Utinsels, $12.50. Our
Prices guaranteed as low as
in be bought. Write or phone
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5IA, S. C.