The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, August 08, 1906, Page 3, Image 3

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The Cause of Many Sudden Deaths. There is a disease prevailing in this country most dangerous because so decep?Jill | E23Lj^A tive. Mauy sudden ^ JlJk deaths are caused by it?heart disease' pueumouia, /Til heart failure or *nX. ^ f~ apoplexy are often H\\l the result of kid/ I J igj ney disease. If I . \ \ !^j kidney trouble is Ju |J _ allowed to advance ^ the kidney-poisontack the vital organs, causing catarrh of the bladder, or the kidneys themselves break down and waste away cell by cell. Bladder troubles almostalways result from a derangement of the kidneys and a cure is obtained quickest by a proper treatment of the kidneys. If you are feeling badly you can make no mistake by taking Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Root, the great kidney, liver and bladder remedy. It corrects inability to hold urine and scalding pain in passing it, and overcomes that unpleasant necessity of being compelled to go often through the day, and to get up many times during the night. The mild and the extraordinary effect of Swamp-Root is soon realized. It stands the highest for its wonderful cures of the most distressing cases. Swamp-Root is pleasant to take and is sold by all druggists in fifty-cent and one-dollar size bottles. You may have a sample bottle of this wonderful mew discovery and a book that tells all about it, both sent free by mail. Address, Dr. Kilmer & Co., Binghamtou, N. Y. When writing mention reading this generous offer in this paper. Don't make any mistake, but remember the name, SwampRoot, Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Root, and the address, Binghainton, N. Y., on every bottle. Jf, PROFESSIONAL CAfePsT A" IXMARTIN, ATTORNEY AND COUNSELOR AT LAW, LEXINGTON, S. C Office in Harman Bnilding rear of court I ' * nonse. WJUl practice in all courts. Special attention to collection of claims. ' Stm. W. HA WES, u Attorney and Counselor at Law. NEW BKOOKIAND.S. C. Practice In all Courts. Business solicited. November 1,1905. ; 8. K, EFIBD. F. ?. DBEHEB FpFlRD & DREHER, i!i ATTORNEYS AT LAW, LEXINGTON C. H.. 8. 0. Will practice in all the Courts. Business solicited. One member of the firm will always be at office, Lexington, 8. C. . : I JH. FRICK. ATTORNEY AT LAW, CHAPIN, 8. 0. Office: Hotel Marion, 4th Boom, Second Floor. Will practice in all the Courts. Thurmond & ttmmerman, attorneys at law, WILL PRACTICE IN ALL COURTS, Kaufmann Bide, LEXINGTON, S. C, W? will be pleased to meet those having leva! busioess to be attended to at our office in the Kanfmann Building at any time. Respectfully, y Wx. THURMOND. G. BELL TIMMERMAN, lbert m. boozer, attorney at law, COLUMBIA, 8. 0. OmcE: 1816 Main Street, upstairs, opposite Van Metre's Furniture Store. Especial attention given to business entrusted to him byliis fellow citizens of Lexington county. George r. rembert, attorney at law. 1221 law range, columbia 8. c. I wrill be glad to serve my friends from Lexington County at any time, and am prepared to' practice law in all btate and Federal Courts. Andrew crawford, attorney at law, columbia s. c. Practices in the State and Federal Courts, and offers his professional services to the * -r?: >? C1112009 Ul UCAIUKLUU wuuij, Law Offices, ( ) Residence, 1529 1209 Washington < > Pendle ton Stieet. Street. ( ) Office Telephone No. 1372. Residence Telephone No. 1036. WBOYD EVANS, .LAWYER AND COUNSELLOR. * Columbia, S. C. T\R. P. H. SHEALY, U DENTIST, LEXINGTON, S. C. Office Up Stairs in Roof's Building. D*~r!7 fTcTq ilmoreT" DENTIST. 1510 Main Street, COLUMBIA, S. C. Office Holies-- 9 a. m. to 2 p. m., and from - Sto6p.m. pT^Sl , i DEALER IN > g I General 1 tIF 1 I IiueraiaiHiise, i Corner Main and Haw Street, I Opposite Contederato 5 Monument, 5 Lexington, - - S. C. f> ?#***e?e*?*ee?e**e*?eee?** J*. w * * The Dispatch Job Printing * * Office is prepared to do any ? { kind of printing at abort notioe. J * We guarantee work first class * J at reasonable prices. Give us J * a trial order. * *<?**** **********?** *? Johnson and Thompson And the Barking Dog JOHNSON and Thompson were next door neighbors. Johnson had a dog that barked a considerable part of every night. Finally Thompson said to Johnson: "Look here, Johnson, we have always been friends, and I hope you won't take offense if I tell you that the barking of your dog is driving me and my family mad for want of sleep." "Dear me," said Johnson. "That's """" t nntirWl that Leo ever 4 UV/U1. A v MVV.-WVV barked any to speak of." Two or three evenings afterward Thompson came home leading a dog? the dog?by a string. "Now, then," said he to Mrs. Thompson, "we will soon have a chance to sleep. I didn't like to shoot the beast while he belonged to Johnson, so I have bought him. Nobody can blame us for killing our own dog. I'll get some chloroform tomorrow." A mouth passed, and Johnson and Thompson met. "Well, Thompson, you haven't ehloro- I formed the dog yet." "No," said Thompson. "The truth is I we have become rather fond of the fellow. He is so lively and playful." i - "But doesn't his barking at night an- j noy you?" , "I haven't noticed it." "H'm!" said Johnson. "The brute i keeps us awake half the night. I don't | see how you can put up with it."? Chicago News. A Sale. Old Salt?Do you care for a sail, miss? She?Yes, if it's a bargain sale.?Illustrated Bits. \ ___________________ t Cued Say Fever and Summer Cold. A. J. Nasbaum, Batesville, Indiania, writes: "Last year I stiff erred for three months with a summer cold so distressing that it interfered with my business. I had many "of the symptoms of hay * !-x? J* J lever, ana a aocror s prescription uiu not reach my case, and I took several medicines which seemed to only aggraI vate my case. Fortunately I insisted upon having Foley's Honey and Tar and it quickly cured me. My wife has since used Foley's Honey and Tar with the same success." The Kaufman Drug Co. Tke Moon's Phases. The phases of the moon are caused by its relative position to the earth and the sun, so that when it is full moon in one part of the earth it is full moon in all parts of the earth, and so for all its other phases. The moon revolves | around the earth once in twenty-seven days, though on account of the earth's revolution around the sun the mean duration of the lunar month?that is, the time from new moon to new moon ?is twenty-nine days, twelve hours and forty-four minutes. The "dark of the moon" is that half of the lunar month during which the moon shines least at night A Cold, Hard Snub. "Excuse me, madam," he said, "but ?ah?you remember, in the restaurant after the theater the other night you were kind enouglp to notice me. I hope I am not mistaken in supposing j that your interest was?ah?not altogether"? "Oh, not at all. I remember now. I thought for a moment that you were | the coachman my husband discharged 1 a few weeks ago for trying to make love to the cook, and I wondered how you could afford to eat In such an expensive place."?Chicago Record-Herald. f Reminiscent. The author had written one successful story, and he never grew tired talking of it. "Don't you know," said one of his friends to another one day, "Riter always reminds me of a pleased dog." | "Tbafs odd. How does he?" "He's always wagging his tale." Summer Diarrhoea ia Children. During the hot weather of the summer months the first unnatural looseness of a child's bowels should have immediate attention, so as to check the disease be | fore it becomes serious. All that is necessary is a few doses of Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy followed by a dose of castor oil to cleanse the system. Rev. M. O. Stockland, Pastor of the first M. E. - church, Little FalV:, Minn., writes: "We have used Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Reinedy.for several years and find it a very valuable remedy, especially for j summer disorders in children." Sold by i Kaufmaim Drug Co. j i J i??H????? TJie Terrible Infant "Kiss me, Toto." "I won't I'm afraid. Mamma said yesterday you had the tongue of a snake."?Soleil du Dimanehe. 'Setting: Him Right. Borrousrks fanjrrilv)?When Markley lent me that .$10 I think I overheard you remark that you wondered when I would pay him back. Kandor? No; you're mistaken. Borroughs?Oh, I guess not! Kandor?Yes. you are. I didn't say "when," but "if."?Philadelphia Press. Her Love. Clara?Is your love for him growing any less? Maud?Oh, no. "But he complains that you are colder." "Well, you see, I now love him so much more than I did that I have to* conceal it."?New York Life. "Make Hay While the Sun Shines." There is a lesson in the work of the thrifty farmer. He knows that the bright sunshine may last but a day and he prepares for the showers which are so liable to follow. So it should be with every household. Dysentry, diarrhoea and cholera morbus may attack some member of the home without warning. Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea, Remedy, which is the best known medicine for these diseases, should always be kept at hand, as immediate treatment is necessary, and delay may prove fatal. For sale by Kaufmarni Drug Co. 3Ienng;crie at Home. Jones declined to visit the zoo with his friend, says London Health. "I don't have to go to the zoo/' he said, "because my eldest daughter does 'the kangaroo walk, my second daughter talks like a parrot, my son laughs like a hyeua, my cook is as cross as a bear, and ray mother-in-law says I'm an old gorilla."?New York Press. Not Like Him. Hubley?I've had a couple of drinks, yes. Mrs. Hubley?The idea! Why do you tell me that'; Hubley?Why,, it's the truth. Mrs. Hubley?I know. That's why I can't understand your telling me.? Philadelphia Ledger. A Serion* Doubt. "Bliggins says he sometimes linds he forgets to pay his debts." "I never could be quite sure," an4-1-ks-v anorvt/ilAUO nnt?OAr? kiTrliDf It BWWCU UIC Iiuviu er he finds he forgets to pay 'em or whether he finds it pays to forget, 'em." ?Washington Star. Zf the Baby is Cutting Teeth, Be sure and use that old and well tried remedy, Mr9. Winslow's Soothing Syrup, for children teething. It soothes the child, softens the gums, allays all pain, cures wind colic and is the best remedy for diarrhoea. Twentyfive cents a bottle, tf It is the best of all. i Simple Spelling?. The simple spelling days have come. When all can spell who wish, And none will bo considered dumb Who can spell it phish for fish. But let the styles of spelling change? What dif to such as I. Who know that through all spelling's range They still must spell it p-I-e! ?Baltimore Sun. /// ^ litileDocfor SAYS Nine personsin everyten have Liver Troubles. If you're one of the nine - - t_ don't delay, try Kamon s Liver Pills & Tonic Pellets. Better than physics ?don't gripe?act quickly and absolutely sure. Full treatment 25 cents. Sold by all Druggists. Mi/ Hair is i \Scra99ly Do you like it? Then why ^be contented with it? Have to be? Oh, no! Just put on Ayer's Hair Vigor and have long, thick hair; soft, even hair. But first of all, stop your hair from coming out. Save what you have. Ayer's | Hair Vigor will not disappoint I you. It feeds the hair-bulbs; I makes weak hair strong. | The best kind of a testimonial ? g *' Sold for over sixty years." a A Made by J. C. Ayer Co.. I?owell, Mass. flj Vfl Also manoActurers of 1 ^ SARSAPARILLA. ma 1)1 /# J*f? pit I c IA JL Ij W / O CHERRY PECTORAL. nigm. Irate Wife?I want to know, sir, what time it was when you got home last night! Husband (meekly)?A quarter of 12, my dear. Irate Wife?Twelve nothing! The clock had just struck 3, and? Husband (triumphantly)?Well, ain't that a quarter of 12??Judge. The Modern Method. They're initiating William. You can hear him yell and shout. They will soon proceed to take his Vermiform appendix out. You can hear their yells of triumph, And it makes your blood frappe. They're initiating William In the good old fashioned way. They'll tie him with a clothesline To the track and then collect All the microscopic pieces For the coroner to inspect. Don't be hasty in your judgment. Do not interrupt their play. They're initiating William . In the strictly modern way. -Charles E. Nettleton in Brooklyn Life. Another Good Man Gone Wrong He neglected to take Foley's Kidney Cure at the first signs of kidney trouble, hoping it would wear away, and he was soon a victim of Bright's disease. There is danger in delay, bnt if Foley's Kidney Cure is taken at once the symptoms will disappear, the kidneys are strengthened and you are sound and well. A. R. Bass, of Morganton, Ind., had to get up ten or twelve times in the night, and had a severe backache and pains in the kidneys, and was cured by Foley's Kidney Cure. The Kaufmann Drug Co. A Man of Nerve. He?I called to see you last evening. She?Yes? He?Yes, the servant told me you were not in. She?Yes, I was so sorry to have missed you. He?I thought you must be. I heard you laughing upstairs in such grief stricken tones that I almost wept myself out of sympathy. ______________ * The Reason. Teacher?You've been a very good boy for the last day or two, Bobbie. I haven't seen you fighting with the other boys or romping in the schoolroom. Bobbie?Yes'^i. I got a stiff neck.?Cleveland Leader. mm i a m A 9 1 ^ _ jaow xo Avoia Appsnaicius. Most victims of appendicitis are those who are habitually constipated. Orino Laxative Fruit Syrup cures chronic constipation by stimulating the liver and bowels and restores the natural action of the bowels. Orino Laxative Fruit Syrup does not nauseate or gripe and is mild and pleasant to take. Refuse substitues. The Kaufinann Drug Co. AT DERRICK'S DRUG STORE, LEXINGTON, S. C., Will be found YAGER'S Cream Chloroform Liniment, the greatest of all liniments for Man or Beast, Rheumatism especially. V \ AT7D/C! CQvconovillo fVio Koaf r\f i /IVJJJiv vj Kjaioaj[yuxixxuf ti&v mvuw vi. Tonics and Blood Purifiers. YAGER'S Oleo-Vino, the System Builder and best of Cod Liver Oil Preparations?You can't taste the Oil. Ask For Yager's Remedies at DERRICK'S DRUG STORE. (Hystoria?Woman's Friend) Barbecue. We will furnish a number one barbecue with refreshments at Leesville on campaign day, Thursday, August 9th. Candidates for county and state offices will be present and discuss the political issues of the day. Come one mid nil and eniov this trreat feast and the excellent speaking. j SWYUEKT & ASBILL. July JS?l\v40 COLLEGE OF CHARLESTON, CHARLESTON, S. C. :o: 12l$t Year Begins September 23. Letters, Scienee, Engineering. One scholarship, giving tree tuition, to each county of South Carolina. Tuition $40. Board and furnished room in Dormitory $11 a mouth. All candidates for admission are permitted to compete for vacant Boyce scholarships which pay $100 a year For catalogue, address " HARRISON RANDOLPH, July ll-lm40p Presideut. ?,VWWWWWWWVWWWW3I JUST WHAT you WANTi | NEW G-OODS. | ^ Our stock is fully up to the standard. We continue ^ # to carry iust such eroods as nlease our customers, and # V V W JL ~ 7 ^ ^ the prices are always reasonable. Impossible, we have ^ ^ the prettiest line we ever handled. All we ask is a ^ call and inspect for yourselves. ^ MILLINERY I J Our Millinery stock has some of the smartest Ready- J K to-Wear Hats you ever saw. The choicest styles of J K most approved Millinery. These creations will please J K you, if you will only [give us a chance to show you J I WM. PUTT, ? Main St. Near Post Office, S S COLUMBIA, S. C. i DAVIS & COMPANY, 1517 MAIN STREET. Harness. Saddles, Robes AND EVERYTHING PERTAINING TO THE BUSINESS COLUMBIA, S. C. Our stock being purchased before the recent decided advance, we can make it to the interest of all to buy of us. Our motto is "NOT HOW CHEAP, BUT HOW GOOD," as the best is the Cheapest. < eVVVVVVVVVVVWV'VVVVVVVWV* 5 BARGAINSS i 3 And No Humbug About It. $ K WE are offering Summer goods at Greatly J ? Reduced Prices, in order to close them out J J before the Pall stock comes in. If you will J K only come and look through our stock you J K will be convinced that we mean just what we J QOTT \ jw OdV ? ^ 5 THIS SALE WILL LAST FOR THIRTY DAYS. ? J Will be glad for my Lexington County i i t friends to call and secure some of these rare ^ J Bargains. :::::::: i i i r WHOLESALE AND RETAIL. f \ 1704-1706 Main Street. - - Columbia, S. C J */vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv5 ============ ^| DONT FORGET ______ 11 Successor to Maxwell & Taylor, NEAR POST OFFICE, COLUMBIA, S. C, When you are looking for Furniture. We buy only in Solid Car Load Lots and at the lowest spot cash prices, we therefore, can sell you for less than if we bought in local ship-1 ments. Solid Oak Bedroom Suites. Nine Pieces?One Bed, One Bureau, One Washstand, One Centre Table, Four Chairs. One Rocker?all for $17.25. No. 7 Black Oak Stove with a complete list of Cooking Utinsels, for $7.50. No. 8 Black Oak, with a complete list of Utinsels, $12.50. Our line is complete. All grades. Prices guaranteed as low as Furniture of the same grade can be bought. Write or phone 490 for prices. X A JL COLUMBIA, S. C. omfSitiirf fjl I l as m v v ? l umm a v a a* a a v aaaa v |^ COLUMBIA, S. C. We especially invite yon to come to see us for your Furniture, Cheap Suites, Ircr Beds, Lounges, Stoves, Lace Curtains, Side Boards, Hall Racks. 30 DAYS SALE-FURNISH YOUR HOUSE. W. H. SOWELL, FURNITURE C0? 1231 Main Street, Opposite Y. M. C. A. Building.