The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, May 18, 1904, Page 2, Image 2
f. The Lexington Dispatch.
Wednesday, May 18,1904.
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A Campaign Program.
My Uncle Jim's a candidate;
They chose him from the lot.
He says they will elect him
To the office, like as not.
It ain't his wondrous learain',
Nor his talents that commands.
He hasn't got much money,
But he's great at shakin' hands.
There's somethin' awe inspirin'
In the way he clears his throat
And stands with one hand stuck inside
His new Prince Albert coat.
Its finer than the music of
A dozen big brass bands
When he says "How-dy-do" an' goes
To work a-shakin' hands.
TTp ain't a-making lengthy talks,
Like he made in the past;
I honestly believe he's got
The right idea.pt last.
Ke smiles with patronizing pride,
His bosom broad expands,
An' he don't say another word,
But keeps a-shakin' hands.
Herbine
will overcome indigestion and dyspepsia;
regulate the bowels and cure liver and
kidney complaints. It is the best blood
enricher and invigorator in the world.
It is purely vegetable, perfectly harm
less, and should yon be a sufferer from
disease, you will use it if you are wise.
R. N. Andrews, Editor and Manager
Cocoa and Rockledge News, Cocoa, Fla.,
writes: "I have used vour Herbine in
my family, and find it a most excellent
medicine. Its effects upon my self
have been a marked benefit. I recommend
it unhesitatingly." 50c. Sold by
The Kaufmann Drug Co.
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The Black Peril.
The Lilly White and the Black Tan !
factions of the g. o. p. have been con- '
tending for the mastery in in Alabama. !
The bone of contention was a struggle
for the delegates to the National convention.
After a rough and tumble fight,
in which the Gentlemen in Black were
much in evidence, the Tans literally
wiped the floor up with the Lillies, much
to the delight of the peanut galley, and
now rules the ranch.
A Sure Thing.
It is said that nothing is sure except
death and taxes, but that is not altogether
true. Dr. King's New Discovery
for Consumption is a sure cure for all
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lung and tnroat trouoies. i nousanus
can testify to that. Mrs. C. B. VanMetre,
of Shepherd town, W. Va., says:
"I had a severe case of Bronchitis and
for a year tried everything I heard of but
got no relief. One bottle of Dr. King's
New Discovery then cured me absolutelv."
It's infallible for Croup,
Whooping Cough, Grip, Pneumonia and
Consumption. Try it. It's guaranteed
by The Kaufman Drug Co., druggists.
Trial bottles free. Regular sizes 50c.
and $1.00.
Still Another Wat.
Peru and Brazil, two South American
republics, are now trying to exterminate
each other with shot and shell, sword and
bayonet. The dispatces tell us that an
important battle was fought on May 10,
between the armies of the beligerant
countries near the River Chandles, in
which the Peruvians were completely
routed horse, foot and dragoons.
Ladies and Children
who can not stand the shocking strain
of laxative syrups and cathartic pills are
espe%|p]ly fond of Little Early Risers.
All persons who find it necessary to take
a liver medicine should' try these, easy
pills, and compare the agreeably pleasant
and strengthening effect with the
nauseating and weaking conditions
following the use of other remedies.
Little Early Risers cure biliousness, constipation,
sick headache, jaundice,
malaria and liver troubles. Sold by all j
-druggists. 1
Czir Anxious to Co.
St. Petersburg, May 12.?The czar is
arranging to go to Kharkoff next Wednesday
to bid farewell to the tenth army
corps upon its departure for the far east.
The czar is very anxious to go to the
front and it is not considered improbable
that he will carry out his plan
although he fully understands that conditions
of state demand his presence in
St. Petersburg. It is believed the czar's
presence at the front would have a
stmmrlv eneonrairim? influence oil tile
troops and leaders of the army.
T?.e Effect of Sleeping in Cars.
Is the contracting of cold, which often
results seriously to the lungs. Never
neglect a cold, but take in time Taylor's
Cherokee Remedy of Sweet Gum and
Mullein?nature's great cough medicine.
At druggists, 25c. 50c. and $1.00 a bottle.
Didn't Slow Up Their Fleet.
Chefoo, May 12.?loiter reports leave
no doubt that the Russians at Port
Arthur did nor blow up their ships, but
tried to blast the Jap fire ships sunk in
and blocking h : channel.
///1? 1w woman who reaches
/// Jy.j over the cliff for the
// A/ ( coveted flower goes
J ew crashing down into the
!j J little too far and the
M/zlfll (a woman, who, day by
Vr j w day, neglects to cure the
womanly diseases which
nil weaken her is prostrated
upon a bed of sickness.
No woman should
trifle with the disuses peculiar to her
se.T. Neglect to-day means a worse condition
to-morrow.
Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription is a
safe and reliable remedy for the cure cf
diseases peculiarly womanly. It establishes
regularity, dries enfeebKng drains,
heals inflammation and ulceration and
cures female weakness.
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niVJiy WIIC, Jf113. ividiv IJOO crv.v*i
your medicine and received great benefit from
it," writes Mr. Geo. Win. Estes, of Springgrove,
Va. "Was troubled with female weakness,
heaw, beari g-down pains. severe pain in back
and head, ana a tirea, worn-out feeiir-g all the
time. Tried all the remedies we could hear off,
but they did no good. Finally we wrote to you
and my wife commenced taking ' Favorite Prescription.'
Took ten bottles, and is in better
health than before in a long time. We shall
always recommend Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription
to all who are thus afflicted."
"Favorite Prescription" makes weak
women strong, sick women well. Accept
no substitute for the medicine which
works wonders for weak women.
The Common Sense Medical Adviser,
1008 large pages, in paper covers, is sent
free on receipt of twenty one one-cent
stamps to pay expense of mailing only.
Address Dr. R. V. Pierce, Buffalo. X. Y.
The Attack on Anju.
London, May 12.?Baron Hayashi,
Japanese minister, gives out the following
account of the Russian attack 011
Anju, Korea: The Russian cavalry
attacked Anju on April 24. The Japanese
stubbornly resisted the attack.
One company of reinforcements arrived
the same afternoon from Ping Yang
The enemy fled when other reinforcements
arrived from the north and south.
! The Japs lost four killed and six wounded.
The enemy's casualties were over fifty
killed and several non-commissioned
officers taken prisoners. The enemy
numbered 500.
Quick Arrest.
J. A. Gulledge, of Verbena. Ala., was
twice in the hospital from a severe case
of piles causing 24 tumors. After doctors
and all remedies failed. Bucklen's
Arnica Salve quickly arrested further
inflammation and cured him. It conquers
aches and kills pain. 25c., at The
Kaufmanii Drug Co., druggist.
Peach Prospect Good.
! The fruit growers are very busy now
thinning their peaches, since there is
no futher danger of frost. The outlook
now for a fine crop is better than for
several years, but there seems to be
great scarcity of crates. The prices are
from $1 to ?3.50 higher per hundred than
has ever been paid before in Ridge
Spring, and is doubtful whether there
I can l>e enough secured to supply the
demand.
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Cure for Piles.
"I had a bad case of piles." says G. F.
Carter, of Atlanta, Gu., "and consulted
a physician who advised me to try a box
of De Witt's Witch Hazel Salve. I purchased
a box and was entirely cured. It
is splendid for piles, giving relief instantly,
and I heartily recommend it to
all sufferers." DeWitt's Witch Hazel
Salve is unequalled for its healing qualities.
Eczema and other skin diseases,
also sores, cuts, burns and and wounds
of every kind are quickly cured by it.
Sold by all druggists.
Comptrollerl General Jones will in a
few days call a meeting of the State
Board of Equalization and the State
Board of Railroad Assessors.
James Robinson, a negro boy, is charged
with having got on a Pullman car
near the Seaboard depot in Columbia, a
few days ago, and loosening the brakes,
let it go down the tract at a frightful
rate, smashing into a freight car of
whiskey valued at about $3,000 and destroying
it.
A Startling Test.
To save a life, Dr. T. G. Merritt, of
No. Mehoopany. Pa., made a startling
test resulting in a wonderful cure. He
writes, "'a patient was attacked with
violent hemorrhages, caused by ulceration
of the stomach. T had often found
Electric Bitters excellent for acute
stomach and liver troubles so I prescribed
them. The patient gained from the
first and has not had an attack in 11
months." Electric Bitters are positively
guaranteed for Dyspepsia. Indigestion.
Constipation and Kidney troubles. Try
them. Only ">0c.. at The Kaufmann
j Dmjt Co-;
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The jrcvernnient is a^ain stocking the
rivers with shad, recently one hundred
! ears, with 30,01)0 in each, were dmnjK'd
i into Savannah river near Augusta.
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Some Natural History.
THE monkey is a funny boast.
Resembling much a man.
The monkey can swing by its tail?
At least. I've heard it can.
The glad hyena laughs ha, ha!
But why it laughs i don't
Exactly know. 1 might find out
By asking, but I won't.
The elephant is big and tMck
And swings his trunk all day.
And when he sneezes he blows ail
The atmosphere away.
The lion is a mighty lord
Of all the other things
That walk the woods. He stiikes F sharp.
Sub basso, when he sings.
The shrewd gorilla walks upright.
For thus did nature shape him.
He isn't very pretty, but
There's lots of folks that ape him.
The z^brn wears h s clothes 211 stripes?
A sloping back is his'n.
Most zebras, when they're once let out.
Slope back?into the prison.
The gnu is raised in Africa,
But I could never see
What is the working use of lhat
Unnecessary "g."
Now we conclude, nor will admit.
E'en though some Turk should dirk us.
That we have ever seen these things
Excepting in a circus.
?Baltimore News.
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Miss Moneybags?And so, sir, you
wish to become the possessor of my
heart?
Suitor?Yes. that also.
A Graphic Imagination.
Nathan's teacher believed in reducing
poetry to diagram and visible outline.
Therefore she told the class to
make a rough illustration of the poem,
"The Old Oaken Bucket."
Nathan's illustration consisted of a
large circle, three buckets and a bunch
of dots.
"Nathan," said the teacher. "I don't
understand this. What's the circle?"
"Thai's the well." replied Nathan.
"And why have you three buckets?"
"One is the oid oaken bucket, one is
the iron bound bucket, and the other is
the moss covered bucket which hung in
the weil."
"And what are all those little dots?"
"Those are the loved spots which my
infancy knew."?Boston Herald.
The Quicker the Better.
The late llenry Seton Merriman?
his real name was Hugh Scott?was
one of the swiftest writers the world
has ever seen. Mr. Merriman only
wrote at Ion? intervals, but when ho
once sat down at his desk he would
produce two or thrqe chapters of 5,000
words each in an evening.
Once he argued with Walter Pater
at Oxford on this matter. "Nothing,"
Mr. Pater reiterated?"nothing can be
done well that is done in a hurry."
"Nothing?" said Mr. Merriman.
"Nothing," said Mr. Pater.
"How about making a train?"?Denver
Post.
The Mule and the Hurricane.
"Queer things happen in Georgia."
said the man. "I remember a hurricane
that blowed a frisky mule I had
clean over the roof of my house, but
the funny part of it wuz the mule did
more damage than the hurricane!"
"How did that happen?"
"So mad he upset the chimney an'
kicked the rcof off!"?Atlanta Constitution.
Whnt Bobby Thought.
P.obby had been staring at his grandfather
for a long time.
"Well, Bob." exclaimed his grandfather
at last, "what do you think of my
I face':"
"It's an awfully nice face, grandad."
said Bobby, "but why don't you have
it ironed?"?Pathfinder.
Little Wonder.
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The Lion?Ton don't look well. Mr.
Hippo.
IIlppo?No. nnd I don't fool woll.
Why. l'vo lost oOO pounds in a week.?
New York Evening Journal.
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Thousands Have Kidney Trouble
and Don't Know it.
Kow To Find Out.
Fill a bottle or common giass with your
water and let it stand twenty-four hours; a
t f~, / sediment or setfayA
pT'Q ^ tling indicates an i
unhealthy condif(
^i // ticn ?f *'ie kidl
, iv nsys: if ,;t stains
' ! your linen it is
evidence of kidjDhlVwj?
ney troutls; too
frequent desire to
' tr ^ pass it or pain in
' t^e |Dac^ js ajSQ
convincing proof that the kidneys ar.d bladder
are out of order.
What to Do.
! nere is comtort in the knowledge so
often expressed, that Dr. Kilmer's SwampRoot,
the great kidney remedy fulfills every
wish in curing rheumatism, pain in the
back, kidneys, liver, bladder and every part
of the urinary passage. It corrects inability
to hold water and scalding pain in passing
it, or bad effects following use of liquor,
wine or beer, and overcomes that unpleasant
necessity of being compelled to go often
during the cay, and to get up many times
during the right. The mild and the extraordinary
effect of Swamp-Root is soon
realized. It stands the highest for its wonderful
cures of the most distressing cases.
If you need a medicine you should have the
best. Sold by druggists in 50c. and$l. sizes.
You may have a sample bottle of this
wonderful discovery
and a book that tells
mors about it. both sent f?
absolutely free by mail,
address Dr. Kilmer & Home of Swamp-Root.
Co., Binghamton, N. Y. When writing mention
reading this generous offer in this paper
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A CVT?E\T FWORITE WITH PRESS
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XEEDLES FOB ALL 1I\C!1L\ES.
REPAIRING A SPECIALTY. WORK
GUARANTEED.
ATTACHMENTS, SHUTTLES, ETC.
In bringing Machines to he repaired it is
ouly necessary to brine the head?Leevtj
tne i?bie at home aniens it needs
renauing too
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Washers and Wringers.!
The most perfect Washer ever j
invented. I can sell them at my
store for less than they will cost you |
ordered direct from the factory.
Write fof circulars acd prices.
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1-01 MAIN ST., COLUMBIA, S. 0
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Real Estate!
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Only First Class Companies Kepre1
sen ted.
My companies are popular, strong
and reliable. No one can give yonr j
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Prompt and careful attention given
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both town and country properties, j ;
Correspondence re.>pectfuly solicited. !
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a is tb<? one to use. '"The Machinery People" j
jf will l?> <riaii to send catalogue ami name
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COLUMBIA. S. C.
Engines, Boilers, >av. Mills, Cotton Ginninj,-Machinery,
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Dry foods, Millinery and lotions,
NEARLY UPFUS1T3 RUSY Wir-lWS.
COLTTMBX-A-,. - 3. CMAIN
STREET.
We have received and have placed on our shelves one of the most r eautiful as well as the
most complete line of
SPRING AND SUMMER GOODS. ,
ever shown in the city. These are all standard goods from the most reliable manufacturers
and are recommended for their stylish and nobby appearance and the beauty of
pattern. A full lu.e of GiDghams and dress goods of all descriptions, as well as
lovely creations in fashionable spring and surnm'r millinery.* Come and see
these goods before purchasing. I will make it to jour interest to do so.
October, 9.?3m.
: We Have j >
RECEIVED OUR
fliiiuin i TII fi inini rsiftrc I
; Arnlilb no M iiMitii mwisj ,
; and are now re<.dv to serveonr Lexirgton friends with the best shoes at the
lowest price they ever bought. Three (3) points we were carelui in selecting
this stock:
STYLE, COMFORT AM> SERVICE.
J We will only show you Good Solid Leather Shoes aud guarantee every pair.
| E. P. & F. A. DAVIS, i
1710 MAIN STEEET.
(i COLUMBIA, - S. C.
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y? CALLS SPFCHL ATTENTION TO HIS IMMENSE &
||gj STOCK OF NEW SUMMER GOODS. jg
| White Goods. White Goods. |
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Our stock of White Goods consists of India Linens, White '
Mails, Cotton Ch.ff n-~, Mercerized Goods, Peq res in Welts Oe
& and Figures, at popular prices.
H Colored Lawns. Colored La>vns. IB
^ Our stock of Colored Lawns is complete in Figured Stripes
and Polka Dots ranging in price trom 5 to l2}e. Solid Col- tag
yg ored Lawns in all the leading shades, the bind usually sold
everywhere for 12.} cents, our price, 10 cents.
US; V\ e call sp-ciai attent on to our immense line of LACE tag
y EMBRODERIES AND RIBBONS Ask our clerks to !M
j^Pf show you our 15 cents Ribbons. They come in all the pop- ^)>
pgjjs ular shades and are big values.
I Gents' Furnishings. | %
oO Dozen All Silk Four in Hard Ties for men. only 25c. . j-jU
Eclipse Shirts, equal to any $1.25 shirt on the market,
our p'ice. SI.00.
50 doz Men's SI.00 Shirts, to ciose out. in all the pretty vpatterns,
dots, stripes and figures, at 25c.
Ug 25 doz 75c. Shirts at 49c , on center counter
m 25 doz-n Men's Shirts something special, at 29c.
Hosiery to suit all feet and all purses. ySj!
l&Z D nit fail to call it 1603 Main street when in search of *
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