The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, December 09, 1903, Page 7, Image 7
The Lexington Dispatch.
Wednesday, December 9,1903.
i
M:sed Pickles.
Many men want to be great and
few try to be good.
Most women take too much medicine
and some men don't take enough.
Mrs. Lula W. Bremer committed
suicide on Thursday in Chicago because
she bad lost her beauty.
The estimate of the cotton crop by
the members of the Norfolk Cotton
Exchange is 10,700 000 bales.
Tbe science hall of the Uoiversity
of Georgia, at Athens, burned bown
on Thursday. The loss is $43,000.
Some people are so naturally wicked
they don't get any worse even
when they go into politics.
If a man knows how to make his
garden grow his wife can believe he
knows how to do most anything.
Ym can never m ike a girl who
knows how to make an ange\ believe
she wouldn't be a useful wife.
Ajq ostrich's egg weighs about four
paujds, equal roughly to forty hen's
Apples are so cheap and plentiful
in some parts of Missouri, that it
4 - ? ?? it
(2069Q C pay LO gataer tueuj.
A kidney or bladder trouble can
si ways be cured by using Foley V
Kidney Cure in time. The Kaufmann
Drug Co.
The day will come when there will
be no Central or South American
Republics. The stars and stripes
will wave over them all.
Foley's Honey and Tar positively
cures all throat and lung diseases.
Refuse substitutes. The Eaufmann
' Drug Co.
Ramon's Liver Pills and Tonic Pellets?a
complete, pleasant, scientific
treatment for constipation and bil
iousness. 25 doses, two medicines
25c.
Four gowns made abroad for Miss
t May Goelet, who is soon to wed the
Duke of Roxbnrghe, have reach* d
V >?lr TKflir nnaf Ja AfiHrnkf^ I
^ JL. H Ck? & UVi4 vvu? *w ???
at $20,000.
The man who owes you money
* nay or may not think a great deal cf
yoa, bat it is certain that the man to
whom yoa owe money thinks of yoa
s great deal.
Barglars at Marion, lad., attemp
ted to cat off a young lady's fingers
to secure her diamond rings. She
screamed and the burglars fled.
*
William Bawlinson, a prominent
real estate agent of Augusta is miss
log.. No explanation can be given for
his absence. The police are searching
for bim.
A negro died in Savannah after
drinking a quart of corn liquor on a
wager. He drank it in a bar and
then walked oat, and in a few mm*
^ a tee he was a corpse.
There are now somewhat over 100,
#00 students in our colleges, univere
ties and technical schools, and somewhat
over 50,000 students in our
professional schools of theology, law
and medicine.
When you want a pleasant purgative
try Chamberlain's Stomach
&ver Tablets. They are easy to
take and produce no nausea, griping
w other disagreeable effect. For
sale by The Kaufmann Drug Co.
The Brcg&n Mills, of Anderson
have made application to the Secretory
of State for an increase of capital
from' $500,000 to 1,000,000. The
name has been changed from the
Brogan Cotton Mills to Brogao Mills.
One of the rarest and most expensive
of gold fishes is the brushtail, a
pair for which eeil for ?200 Probably
there is no other living tbiDg of
its size and weight that is worth so
Kiu^h money.
Henry Bailey, son of a prominent
planter, was packed in a bale of cotton
at the ginnery of John Glaze,
near Lemons, Miss. Youag Bailey
bad come to the gin with several
wagon loads of cotton, sent by his
father, and in some manner fell into
the press without being noticed. His
absence was only discovered by a
?boe heel seen protruding when the
bale was removed from the pre?1".
The lad was crushed beyond recognition,
but his clothing made the
identification complete.
I
Advice to the Aged.
Age brings infirmities, such as slugfish
bowels, weak kidneys and blader
and TORPID LIVER.
Tutt's Pills
have a specific effect on these organs,
stimulating the bowels, causing them
to perform their natural functions as
in youth and
IMPARTING VIGOR?- to
the kidneys, bladder and LIVER,
They are adapted to old and young.
Silly Felix's Letter.
We have been having ideal fall
weather for the past two weeks
Jack frost has been in evidence of
late very much, aBd many a grunter
granted his last grant and now our
tables are adorned with puddings,
sausages, hoghead cheese, etc.
The Editor has come and gone and
we hope he is much better financially
than when he left home.
Our Uoion meeting was very good
and well attended notwithstanding
the cold weather and the disappearance
of the program in this paper.
We have been presented with a lot
of the finest turnips we have seen
this season. They were grown b>
our jolly AgeDt Mr. G. A. GoodwiD.
We have been in formed that he
raised some weighing five and six lbs,
each. Had his eighteen months pig
been prepared for eating purpose*and
the Editor had known such
turnips were here, me thinks he
would still be camping around Gas
ton as Gen. Grant did around Kich
? ji
mona
The next Uuion will be held with |
the church at Swansea, the program
of which will appear in due time. i
A young man been out courting, j
his mule got loose and last we heard j
of him be had not caught him yet. j
Should be have as hard a time catch j
ing the girl?well poor fellow ma>
die a bachelor.
During the early fall we have been
presented with some fine melons b*
our vanous friends The largest was
given bv Mr. D*v?d Moor, the latest
by Mr. Arthur Guigoard. The latest
as late as Nov. 15 b. It was cooi
sweet, juicy, crisp and delicious,
j Much small grain has been sowd
and more to follow. F.*ll oats have
| been killed by the receat cold.
Many a gobler gobled his last goble
Thanksgiving Day: but not man>
people were able to gobble them
The health of the Felix's family it
normal.
With success to the Diepatob I am
Billy Felix
G?ton Nov, 30 1903
Be Quick.
Not a miDute should be lost when
a child shows symptoms ot croup.
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy given
a? ?oon as the child becomes hoarse,
or even after the croupy cough ap
pears, wiil prevent the attack. I
never fails, and is pieasaot and safe
to ?ake. For sale by The Kaufmsnn
Drug Co.
The Camden Sank.
Charle?ton, Dec 1 ?The statement
of the Farmers and Merchants bank
of Camden, the president an cashier
of which killed themselves on the
same day, is not encouraging. The
depositors and creditors wiil get their
money eventually but $72,000 belonging
to the stockholders will not b*
realized. Oa the day of the double
tragedy whea the bank was closed
the cash in baud was $171 99.
*
She Has Reformed.
He was deep in his paper and did
not want to be interrupted, but of
course she didn't care anything about
that.
' Did you read about the young
coupie that went through the marriage
ceremony just for a joke?1' the
asked.
"No/5 he replied. "What of it?"
"Why, after it was hli over they
discovered that it wasn't a joke at
all."
"Oh, every one who tackles the
marriage question finds that out."
He wasu't interrupted again for a
full hour.
Liver epots have ppoded many
j pretty c-mplexioop, aod nothing su
j completely removes them as Ramon's
J Tooic R>gulator. Just a mite of this
; plemaut vegetab'e powder on retirj
iog paints the bloom of health ccths
j ch?eki. Ltrge tin box 253
New Weekly newspaper.
Two Well Known Newspapar Men to
Start One Here.
Columbia Evening Record 2d.
Mr. T. Larry Gantt, of Spartanburg,
and Mr Elbert H. Aull, of
Newberry, propose to establish a
weekly newspaper ip this city some
time next month. They have had
the matter under consideration for
some time and are convinced that a
paper of the character they propose
to make it will be a paving proposi|
tion. It is to be a paper to cover all
the news of the day, and contain be
sides special articles of general inter
| est. The promoters think there is
a good field for ?u*h a paper. Tbe
name will probably be ''The Palmetto
Capital". A printmg plant will be
purchased, including a linotype ma
chine. It is understood that Mr.
Gantt will be tbe editor and Mr. Aull
the business manager.
Coughing Spell Caused Death.
i "Harry Duckwell, aged 25 years,
f
j choked 10 death early yesterday
| morning at bis home, in tbe presence
of his wife and child. He contracted
a slight cold a few days ago and
paid but little attention to it. Yesterday
morniDg he was seized with a
fit of coughing which continued for
some time. His wife sent f ir a physician
but before he could arrive,
another coughiug spell came on aDd
Duckwell died from suff canon.?St.
Louis Globe Democrat. D?-c. 1, 1901"
Ballard's Horehound Syrup would
oave eaved him 25 ?, 50c and $1.00
Sold by Tbe Kautmann D'Ug Co.
Time to Pray.
A preacher at tbe conclusion of one
oai/4 '?T.at oil in the
01 HIS 1CIUJUUD DQIU, JU&V a? .u .?v
bouse who are pacing their debts
stand up" Instantly every man,
woman and child, with one exception,
rose to their feet. The preacher
seated them and said, "Now every
man not paying his debts stand up"
The exception noted, a careworn,
hungry looking md.vidual, slowly assumed
a perpendicular position.
"How is it, my friend/' asked the
minister, "that you are the only maD
not to meet his obligation*?" "I run
a newspaper," he meekly answered,
"and the brethren here who just stood
up are my subscribers, and"?"Let
us pray," exclaimed the minister.
The Loao Star State.
Down in Texa*, at Yoakum, is a
big dry goods firm ot wmch Mr J.
M Hailer is the head Mr Haller
on one of his trips east to buy goods
said to a friend who was with bim m
he palace car, "Here, take one of
these Little Early Risers upon retiring
and you will be up early in the
morning feeling good." For the
"dark brown" taste, headache and
'hat logy feeling D-Witt'e Little
Early Risers are the best pills to use.
Sold b? all druggists
' ? y ?-7 ?
Heavy Shipment From Seattle.
battle, WaBb , Dec 1 ?Forty five
hundred bales of southern cotton, the
largest shipment of cotton ever carried
by one of the N'ppon Yusen
Kaisha boats from Seattle, will leave
on the R o Jono Maru tomorrow. It
is worth about $250 000 The vessel
lso takes 3,000 cons of flour worth
$120,000
Heart Fluttering.
Undigested food and gas in the
stomach, located just below the heart,
presses against it and causes heart
palpitation. When your heart troubles
you in that way take Qerbine for
? fewdays. You will soon be all right
50c. Sold by The Kaufmann Drug
Co.
Cured Paralysis.
W. S. Baily, P. O True, 4 Texas,
writer: 44 My wife had been Buffering
five years with paralysis in her arm,
when I was persuaded to use Ballard's
Sqow Liniment, which cured
her all right. I have also it used for
old sores, frostbites and skin eruptions.
It does the work." 25c, 50c,and
Si 00. Sold by The Kaufman i Drug
Co.
A Handsome Depot.
j It is said that the Seaboard will
soon build an ellegant passenger
depot in Columbia, on Getvais street,
and add other improvements t) th? ir
sjstem.
Advance in Price.
St. John, N. B., Dec. 4 ?An advance
in the price of cotton goods
ordered by the Cornwall and York
mills here is not an exceptional move
in the trade. It now develops thtfc
an advance is being made by cotton
mills throughout Canada on account
of the increasing value of raw material.
The Gibson mills of Marysville,
the largest in eastern Canada, have
ordered an advance, and the mills at
Moncton and Milltown in this province
and those of Nova Scotia will
meet the increase.
Don't be imposed upon by taking
substitutes offered for Foley's Hone^
and Tar. The Kaufmann Drug Co.
The best all-round liniment?foi
both man and beast?is rumon &
Nerve & Bone Oil. Try it; 25c.
Tour Train.
"And now, madam," said the professor,
"having seen you safely aboard
your train I can only wish you a pleasant
journey?but don't let anybody
step on it."
"On what, profe-soi?" she asked.
"Your train, madam," rej >ined the
profeseor, gallantly lifting his hat as
the cars began to move.
Bilious Colic prevented.
Take a double doee ot Coamberlain's
Colic, Coolera and Dtarrhoe
Remedy as soon as the first indica
tion of the disease, appears aDd ?
threatened attack may be warded (ff
Hundreds of people use the remedy
in itis way withperfect success. Foi
sale by The K-tufmaan Drug Co.
To Cure a Cold in One Day
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine
Tablets. All druggists refund the
money if it fails to cure. E W
Grove's signature oo each box 25c
The superinfceDdant aDd a shift
nf o mino in P.nlnro/ln Wflrfi killed
UUOO U1 U Uiliiu iu uuiu>uuv
by 8D explosion and foul play is suspected
JUST A LITTLE
OF
"5TOTTI3 TIlvEIE
Where Do You
Buy?
Well you should bny where you can get
the most for jour money!
I purchase my stock direct from the manufacturers
and am prepar- d to meet
any price on the same class article!
1 handle a compete line of
BTJ&GISS ASTD WAG02TS,
of the very best make
I also carry a complete line of Single an<3
Double Buggy Harness, Saddles. Bridies.
Lap Lobes. Cook Stoves and
Kanges. Trunks and Yaliees,
DRY Q008S,CLOTHING,
Gent's Fnrniehiner. Hats, No
tions i.'ressGoods. Hardware. nnwere.
Crockery. Glassware. Woodenware,
Groceries, Provisions. Confectionery
On all of the above goods our prices are
as low as is consistent with good quality.
Yon are earnestly r? q tested to call and examine
oar goods We want your business
and guarantee satisfaction in every instance.
I am agent lor the celebrated Walter A
Wood Mowers, and Arrow and Heart Shoes.
Yours for business,
H. L. OSWALD
LEXINGTON, S. C.
ENGINES BOILERS.
TmU Stack*, Vt*&4 Ptpcs tod Skcot-Irai
W?rk; Skafttaf. Ptflleys, Aecc*
Baugsrs, *Mv MtU CMtlan.
V~Cms srsry tey; wwk 809 kan4a.
UKBABD I BOM VOMH A RVPPLT Oi
AOOUBTA, BOMCA.
January 27?ly
KIDNEY DISEASES
| are the most fatal of all dis?
eases.
rni CY'O kidney cure it i
iULlI 0 Guaranteed Remed)
! or money refunded. Contains
j remedies recognized by emi!
nent physicians as the best foi
Kidney and Bladder troubles,
PRICE 50c. and $J.0Q.
I . .
riJKf Weakness^N^^
JsBBb/avoid strong drugs, use a gentle Treatment^y^Bft
I RAH?follS 1
Tonic Pellets will help the natural ioTcesj^^Sj
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For sale by C E Corley, G. M Harman, Kaufmann Drug Co., and W.
P Roof, Lexington, S. C.
I OUR FALL AND WINTER j
! SHOES |
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& is dow ready for our Lexington Friends to iuspect. Wo know that we have
* just fhe kiud they want. We were very careiul in havirg this season's goods i
* made 'I hey have SOLID INNER and OUT Bit SOLES and GENUINE *
* LEATHER COUNTERS. They can't help from giving good wear. ^
| PRICES REASONABLE. I [
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i e. p. &f. a. davis, i
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% 1710 MAIN STREET, f
I COLUMBIA, - - - S. C. %
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5r 25*
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SMITH (WflLII! NIII8LE BOMS
1707 MAIIf ST., COLUMBIA, 8. C.
|||1marble and granite
I Dealers South. We use the best grade material in manufacturing
Monuments and Headstones and guarantee our work and
fiinish to be the best. When you hear a man complaining
that he oan buy so much cheaper from some
m!w> io nnvinno f,-\ oall QnrfhinO VAT1
Kcan pat it down that he willgst cheap stock,
cheap work, and ol course a cheap job.
We can compete with any fair dealer
in th:? country, but we cannot
say we will sell as cheap as /
work.
IRON 111 IRE PlCIfi, GRAVE LOT COPNG, ETC,
for pale. Write to us or see our
MB. P. B. EDWARDS, LEXINGTON, S. C.
and we will see that you are treated fair.]
, SOUTH CAROLINA MARBLE WORKS.
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, ifi CAPITAL, $:?0,000. Kl
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jfl Fire proof safe and vault. Burglar iosurance. Bonded (Ji
1m officers. Your account solicited. gj|
[j$ F. W. OSWALD, GEO. BELL TIMMERMAS. ALFRED J. FOX, \jl
>u> President, Vice President. Cashier. Mli
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, NEARLY OPPOSITE POST OFFICE,
! COLUMBIA, - - . S? C.
MAIN STREET.
We have received and have placed on our shelves one of the most beautiful as well as the
most complete line ot
1 FALL AND WINTER GOODS,
I '
ever shown in the city. These are all standard goods from the most reliable manufac^
t turers and are recommended for their stylish and nobby appearance and the beanty ol
pattern. A full line ot Ginghams and dress goods of all descriptions, as well as
lovely creations in fashionable tall and v*inter millinery. Come and see
these goods before purchasing. I will maite it to your interest to do so.
October, (J.?3m.