The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, July 22, 1903, Page 2, Image 2
THE LIMEK:LN
CLUB
Brother Gardner Lecturer on Spooks
Dreams and Thing'./T
fr'en's." said ^ Brotlie:
v?I j:.* .. :.a.i b<H>u open-. <
to lot the sm? *; lias bin toi<
dat Samuel Skin am not heali tonigli
bekase lie met up will a spook tw<
eavenin's ago an* de ghost mighty nea3
broke his back.
"I has also bin told dat Cartwlieo
Johnson was a feared to leave his liousi
bekase of a dream he had. an' dat Give
a dam Jones an
's\ keep in* might;
qu5ot noWiUla'v
s bekase 110 *1:l
a few words ti
^ da
(lat diir is. M?y
fo'teen of don
in do last fo't;
"a ^c?k am;
thing all kivci-cK
up in a v;hit
BROTHER GARDNER. ' . . - .. .
. shoot an fioatiu
around in do darkness. A spook aliu
carries a club an' grits its teeth. I
yo' has bin downtown sliootin' crap
till midnight an' has lost de $2 de oh
woman wanted fur a pair of shoe
keep yo'r eye out fur spooks as yc
open de gate. Look to de right an' di
loft as yo' tiptoe along. Yo' hope d<
old woman am in bed an' sound aslee]
an' dat de spooks hev all gone off to :
cake walk, but a surprise party await:
yo'. 'Bcut de time vo' put yo'r ham
on de knob of de kitchen doali a spool
rises up from behind an ash bar'l an
' swings a club ag'in de back of yo':
neck, an' de next half hour am all i
dream to yo'.
"I don't know what dream Cart
wheel Johnson had. but I'ze had sow<
powerful warnin's in my time.
<4Once I dreamed of walkin' in d<
road wid seben brack cats follerin' ar
ter me, an' de next day I got into :
dispute wid Deacon Jay lor 'bout d<
garden cf Eden an' was laid up in bee
fur a week.
"At anoddcr time I dreamed I was r
b'iack boss chasm' a white cow around
an' it wasn't two days befo' I cuir
down wid de mumps an' couldn't gii
my mcuf open fur ten days.
"Ag'in I dreamed dat I was a feathei
bed. an' dat a eull'd pusson had stole
me off de fence whar I was tnkin' si
sun bath, an' dat worry niglit m\
dawg died in conwulsions an' de rool
of de wood shod caved in.
"I has also had experience wi<]
signs.
"One night as I was 'bout startin
out to go up de alley wid a bag or
my arm I saw a star fall from de
heavens. I should hev turned back an
goue to bed. but I didn't. I kept or
after dose chickens, an* 'bout de time
I got 'cm a pel iceman got me.- an' I
went up fur thirty days.
"At anodder time T -was gwine alons
de road an' a hunchback asked me
what time it was. It was sich a good
sign dat I invested fo' dollars in a lottery
ticket an' lost obery cent of it.
"Oh. yes. my frons. I lias hail heaps
an' heaps to do wid spooks an' dreams
an' signs an* lia'nts. an' yo' kin cum
to me fur adwice any time. I'il save
yo' de trubbie. lioweber, by givln' yo'
some adwice right heah an' now.
"On my way home dis cavenin' I
shall drap into Samuel Shin's cabin
"SEBEN BRACK CATS FOLLEBI25* ME."
fur a little chat, an' if I find he liasn'1
got sense 'nuff in his head to know dal
do spook dat fetched him a whack was
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HIS OIU WOLUilU, utril HO ? UH L Ut' H IliOlU'
ber of dis club ober two days longer
I don't want to gib Mrs. Sliin away
but I can't bev de discipline of dis
club upsot.
"When I git frew talkin' wid Brud'
der Shin I shall drap in on Bruddei
Johnson an' ax him 'bout dat dream
of his dat made him afeared to come
out tonight. He may hev dreamed dal
he was up in a balloon or down in a
coal mine, but I reckon he'll be trottin
up an' down de road at a lively gail
widin ten minutes arter I strike his
house.
"As fur Bmdder .Tones, who has seen
a sign an' am steppin' around softly.
1
| I want to ax him what sort of a sign
it was."
"It was a red moon, sail," announced
Briulder Jones in a Wished voice.
"An" did yo' see it at midnight?''
"Yes, sah."
, "An' obor yo'r left shoulder?"
"Yes, sah."
"An' did a black cat yeowl out at do
same minute?"
r did, sah."
^ j "! 'a s's a bad sign. Brudder Jones?a
l' ; v ! ad sign. It's a sign dat de win'
| d \vs ef <!is hall want was'n'n' an' da
' s'ove a coat of blackin' an' dat if yo',
1 as janitor, don't hev de work all iL..o
0 befo' de next nice tin* of dis club I'll
" hev an interview wid yo' in de anteroom
dat will make yo'r heart ache for
'1 a monih.
e "An' I'ze gwine to say jest a word or
two to de rest of yo'. His Limekiln
club am supposed to be composed of
V sensible pnssons. It am de representa*
tive an' mouthpiece of de bd.O'XUX?0
* cnll'd men in America. Its members
Q am s'posed to liev passed de nige of
i% ghosts an'spooks, dreams an' signs, an'
r to be Iookin' on de serious side of
things. We ain't stoppin' <le wheels of
1 progress bekase a black ca-t happens to
* cross de read in front of us. an' we
*' ain't turnlii' into vhill'on bekase we
I hear do bray of a mewl obor our left
' shoulder.
"I want no mo* nonsense. Yo' want
I
* to dra;> nil ghosts an' snooks an' sign*
r down do well. an' yo' want to wake tin
1 in do mawnin' an' send all yo'r dreams
r out of do window. It's either dnt or go.
v* noxt member who sees a spook
s or droams a dream will find do doahs
1 locked 011 1dm. an" if he hangs around
f too long I shall make it my duty to
loave do cba'r an' go out an* make him
1 soe sich signs dat his ears won't git
' ober feelin' cold fur a year to cum.
? "We will nou' break dis meetin' in
' two an' go heme, but I shall foliar clus
s behind sartin members, an' in ease dey
* see any white crows or rod moons
s loafin* around dey kin look out fur eon-*
sequences dat will lift deir heels off de
? airth." M. QUAD.
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J Catarrh of the Stomach.
? When the stomach is overloaded;
1 when food is taken into it that fails
s to digest, it decays and it-flames the
1 mucous meaibraDP, exposing the
) nc-rves, and cluses the glands to te
crefc mucin, instead of the natural
r
l justice of digestion. This is called
V^tHSSllLl 'J1 LUU UvUluacu. JL UI jsaio
I suffered with catarrh of the etcraa
ach, caused by indigestion. Doctors
arid medicines faded to benefit me
? um-il I tiffed Kodvl Dyspepsia Core.
?J JR. Rbta, Coppell, Tex. Sold by
1 ail Druggists.
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AN INGENIOUS BURGLAR.
Row He Opened :i Safe Without Tools
or Explosives.
An extraordinary account is given of
bow a safe was opened by a robber
wlio had at his disposal no instrument
k of any kind, but operated merely with
' his linger naii. The person who accomplished
the feat revealed his intention
, of robbing the iron safe in a hotel to
another young man, who happened to ,
I be the cousin of the hotel proprietor.
As a matter of course the proposed
scheme to rob was revealed to the owner
of the hotel, and a little before midnight.
when it was to be put into exeI
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cution, a couple of detectives were concealed
behind the oiiice counter. i
A short time afterward the robber ]
entered the ciiico gently, without either
tools or explosives wherewith to open
the massive iron receptacle, the com- <
bination of which it was evident he did |
^ net know. He had. however, resorted
to an ingenious plan of liis own.
He had pared the nail of his index
on the right hand until the blood
| vessels were exposed. Then by placing
the sensitive wound on the combination
lock he could distinguish the movements
of the tumblers as they fell. For ,
more than an hour did he work, and at
last there came a sharp click, and he 1
swung back the doors of the safe.
lie was in the act of filling his pock- (
ets with the valuable papers it contained
when a damper was thrown upon
his activity by the sudden grasp of <
the detectives, under whose escort he
was taken to prison.?London Tit-Bits.
Dancer In "Home Remedies.**
"The trouble with poor persons who i
try to doctor themselves before coining
here." said a physician in a public dispensary,
'"is that they do not know the
first thing about the 'simple remedies,'
us they call them, that they use. Oftentimes
they do themselves serious injury
through sheer ignorance. I had a
man in here the other day who had
taken half an ounce of cholera mixture.
Somebody had told him to take
half a teaspoonful. It is the same way
with paregoric, sweet niter, ammonia
and other well known household remedies.
Persons who trust to their mem
ory are likely to get mixed and either
take an overdose or use the wrong
medicine. A woman came in here suffering
from the effects of a drug that
she should never have obtained except
on a physician's prescription. It was
: the big overdose and her prompt appli
cation for relief that saved her. When
I scolded her she showed me a clipping
from one of the magazines advising its
use. The dose prescribed was enough
to kill a horse."?New York Times.
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ITo Pity Shown.
"For years fate was after me con\
tiouously" writes F. A. Gulledge,
, Verbena, Ala. "I had a terrible case
t of Piles causing 24 tumors. "When
i all failed Bucklen's Arnica Salve
cured me. Equally good for Burns
t aod all aches and pains. Only 25c
5 at The Kaufmann Drug Co.
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t The flower of the family isnt
- always college bred.
/ wrote to
Dpo Pierce for
advice though I
thought surely
I would died9
"After my baby came in January, 1900," writes
Mrs. Naucy Abuer, of St. Paul, Ark., "I suf'rred
severely from all sorts of aches ami pains, until
the following May, when I read one of your
pamphlets, treating on female diseases. I wrote
to Dr. Pierce for advice, although I thought
surely I would die. as our physician told me I
was more liable to die than to get well: your
fatherly advice caused my health to be restored.
I took five bottles of Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription,
three of ' Golden Medical Discovery '
and three vials of ' Pellets,' together with your
other remedies, and I am now able to do all my
work."
Weak and sick women are invited to
consult Dr. Pierce, by letter, free, and
so obtain without charge or fee the
advice of a specialist upon diseases
peculiar to women. All correspondence
is held as strictly private and sucrediy
ronfidential. Address Dr. R. V. Pierce.
Buffalo, N. Y.
The invitation to consult Dr. Pierce,
bv letter, free, in not 10 be confused
with offers of 'Dree medical advice"
made by irresponsible persons who are
not physicians and are professionally
and legally disqualified for the practice
of medicine.
Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription is a
safe and reliable remedy for the enre of
womanly ills. It establishes regularity,
dries weakening drains, heals inflammation
and ulceration and cures female
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Free. Dr. Pierce's Common Sense
Medical Adviser is sent free on receipt
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Send 21 one-cent stamps for the book in
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Little Mountain Reunion.
Tbe annual reunion of the alumni
and students of Newberry College
o o
for Newberry and Lexington counties
will be held at Little Alountain on
the 7th day of August.
The opening address will bo delivered
by tbe Rev. B. D. Wes&icger.
Address on educational topics will
1- - 3-1? 3 1 T"1 t C- T T\.
oe aeiiverea oy rroi. o. o jueincn.
of Newberry College, Hon. E. H.
Aull; Prof. E. 0. Counts of the Prosperity
Graded schcol: Prof. E. B.
Wallace, Superintendent of Education
for Richland count}; and Dr.
George B. Cromer, President of Newberry
College.
No doubt the usual railroad rates
and accommodation will be secured.
Every effort will be made by the
authorities to make this reunion oue
of the most successful ever held at
Little Mountain. The officers having
in charge the arrangements for this
reunion are: Pres , W. A. Counts of
Little Mountain; Sec., J. E. Boland
of Little Mountain.
Seaboard to Tay Damages.
Columbia, July Id.?The Seaboard
Air Line railway was hard hit in a
decision handed down today by the
Supreme Court in the c.tse of Daniel
J. Scott. Scott was a watchman
employed on the Seaboard bridge
across the Conguree and was kiiJed
by a locomotive. Suit was brought
by the estate for $20,000 and the
Lexington jury returned a verdict
for $S,000, the heaviest ever brought
against a ra lroad in LexiDgton
county. Tne suit was on the ground
of contributory negligence and the
road appealed upon some of the
charges made by the judge to the |
jury. The Supreme Court, however,
overruled every point raised by the
road and sustained the verdict of the
lower court. Messrs. W. Boyd
Evans, Lawson D. Melton and E M.
Thomson represented the Scotts and
Messrs. Lyles and McMahon, McC.
ClarksoL and Ehrd & Dreher, the
road. It is likely now that the road
will pay unless there is a stay in the
pioceedings.
For Over Sixty Years.
Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup
has been in use for over sixty yeai,
by millions of mothers for their children
while teething, with perfect
success. It soothes the child, softens
the gums, allajs all pain, cures wind
colic, and is the best remedy for
Diarrhoea. It will relievo the poor
little sufferer immediately. Sold by
Druggist in every part of the world.
Twenty-live cents a bottle. Be sure
to ask for Mrs. "Winslow's SoothiDg
Syrup," and take no other kind, tf
Tillman and Lever Speak.
Bishopville, July 17.?Senator B R.
Tillman and Congressman A. F.
Lever reached beie last night and
were met at the depot by a committee
of citizens composed of the following
gentlemen: W. K. Crosswell,
T. G. McLeod, H. S. Cunningham,
W. C. Rogers, J. B. McLauehlin, M.
B. McCutchen, J. P Kdgore and A.
W Parrott with R. W. Mel udon
chairman.
J
A reception was given these distinguished
guests at the Bisbopville
hotel last night. The meeting was
held today in the Woodward paik,
commencing at 11 o'clock.
Mr. Lever was introduced by Kon.
J. B. MeLrjcblin, in a few well
chosen words. Mr. Lcv<-r entertained
the audience for one hour with an
instructive address on national inane*.
Among other things he said that the
house of representatives was an autocratic
body and about nine mem
hers controlled the proceedings cf
this body.
Senator Tillman was introduced by
Hon. T. G. McLeod. The senator
was asked this morning on what lines
he was going to address the people.
He replied that he "uid not know
what the h he was going to say,
but be would open the faucet and let
the words fljw." ITs speech was in
a conversational style and interesting
to the audience, which was composed
of about 500 sturdy farmers and
townspeople, and as there were no
special political issues there was but
slight applause irom beginning 'c
end.
X?ay Concern.
The Eureka Feather Company, of
Winston, N. C., has located its machinery
in Lexington, S. C, for the
purpose of cleansing and disinfecting
feathers. These men have impressed
me as beiog honest, faithful
workers. At their solicitation, I
i
have visited and examined their work
while in operation. I pronounce it
fiist class in every particular. Feathers
ought not to be U3ed as a bed to
sleep on, but they are regarded as
one of the luxuries of life, therefore,
peop'^ are loath to dismiss them for
beu purposes. Feathers ought to be
cleansed and disinfected evsry four
years in order that persons sleeping
thereon will not run the risk of incurring
malignant diseases which
they, in their unclean condition, are
so capable and potent in instituting.
To visit this work and see what
morbid material is eliminated from
the feathers, while in process
of cieanip^r, will furnish sufficient
proof of the utility and necessity of
having feathers cleansed and disinfected,
especially those th-it are in
constant use. From these statements,
coming personally from me,
the inordinately suspecting, may infer
that I have some material interest in
this work. I have none. My statements
are recommendations for this
work and a general interest in the
welfare of the human family.
Respectfully,
M. Q Hendrix, M. D.
Brutally Tortured.
A case came to light that for per
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perhaps never been < qaaled. Joe
Goiobick of Colusa, Calif. wriies. For
15 years I endured msutierabie puiu
from Rheumatism and nothing relieved
me though I tried everything
known. I came across Ei?-ctric Bitters
and it's the greatest medicine on
earth for that trouble. A few bottles
of it completely relieved and cured
me" Just as gcod for Liver and
Kidney troubles and general debility.
Only 50c. Satisfaction guaranteed
by The Kaugbmann Drug Co.
Salt for Animals.
In giving salt to animals it should
be done in a manner to allow each
animal to partake of as much as it
desires and prefers, instead of giviDg
the salt in the food, thereby compelling
some animals to use more than
they wish. Each animal has its individual
preference, and the proper
mode of allowing salt is to place it
where the animals can have access to
it at all times, as each will use only
the amount needed.
In STe-w York This Time.
Albany, N. Y, July 17.?Infromation
has reached here of the lynching
of a negro in Washington county,
this state. All details of the affair
are lacking at this time.
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Working Night and Day.
The busiest and mightiest little
thing that ever was made is Dr.
King's New Life Pills. These pills
change weakness into strength, listle8sness
into energy, brain fag into
mental power. They're wonderful in
building up the health. Only 25c
per box. Sold by The Kaufmann
Drug Co.
Women as Well as Men
Are Made Miserable by
Kidney Trouble.
Kidney trouble preys upon the mind, discourages
and lessens ambition; beauty, vigor
, m. ?nd cheerfulness scon
tr'fcV disappear when the kidne^'s
are out cr' orc^er
-ulilirS. or aiseasec*Kidney
trouble has
; ' become so prevalent
1) that it is not uncommon
- jj f?r a child to bo born
/y^W afflicted with weak kidLi
Y^aff7? 4 neys. If the child urina'es
too often, if the
urine scalds the flesh or if, when the child
reaches an age when it should be able to
control the passage, it is yet afflicted with
bed-wetting, depend upon it. the cause cf
the difficulty is kidney trouble, and the first
step should be towards the treatment of
these important organs. This unpleasant
trouble is due to a diseased condition of the
kidneys and bladder and net to a habit as
most people suppose.
Women as well as men are mace miserable
with kidney and bladder trouble,
and both need the same great remedy.
The mild and the immediate effect of
Swamp-Root is soon realised. It is scid
by druggists, in fiftycent
and one dollar
sices. You mav have a e- - -r\
sample bottle by mail
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I ing all about it. Including many of the
thousands of testimonial letters received
from sufferers cured. In writing Dr. Kilmer
& Co.. Dir.rhcmton, N. Y., be sure ar.'j
mention this paper.
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Alforiiey at Law.
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COLUMBIA, J*. C.
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