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Lexington Dispatch.
Wednesday, July 15, 1903.
Kisses between women are mere
formalities.
The Jews as a people are the
poorest race on earth.
A railway collision is the typical
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Dump 01 aeBirucwou.
The jaw bone i8 the funny bone of
the humorous orator.
A shady character doesn't always
* keep a man cool.
Sound kidneys are safeguards of
life. Make the kidneys healthy with
Foley's Kidney Cure The Kaufmann
Drug Co.
\It takes two banana skins to make
a pair of slippers.
Everybody longs to be a farmer
except the one who is. j
A man's crookedness often gets
UIU1 1111U audUblOi oviaivo<
Man likes to believe in eternal pan- |
itbment?for the other fellow.
Modesty gets awfal reekless after
it has been married a while.
Talk is cheap until you try to buy
b bunch of it from a lawyer.
' POlEYSHOm^IAR
^ ^ Coras Coldsj Prevents Pneumonia
Better say only half you think than
think only half yon say.
To get rid of the germs in ice cream
bail-it and serve while hot.
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Prosperity is not without its thorns,
nor adversity without its roses.
i The more a man knowB the easier
it is for him to keep his mouth shut.
It is useless to kick for a discount
whan called nnnn in r)ftv the debt of
""v" w""w- -r? ? r-rf ?
nature.
When a kzy man condescends to
work he soon discovers he's a little
too good for the job.
* No woman is ever sorry to have a
neighbor move away who could never
? be talked about.
?
Foley's Kidney Care purifies the
blood by straining out impurities and
tones up the whole system. Cures
kidney and bladder troubles. - The
Kaufmann Drug Co.
AU men are born equal, but some
grow up and become presidents or
baseball umpires.
After a woman has told a story of
what happened to her for the second
time she can't recognize it herself.
It is seldom that one does not take
pride in being smart enough to avoid
the misfortunes of one's friends.
? The man who holds the ladder at
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tbe bottom 18 Olten ux mure ueueub wj
the world than the one who climbs to
the top.
t For a lazy liver try Chamberlain's
P Stomach and Liver Tablets. They
invigorate the liver, aid the digestion
regulate the bowels and prevent bilious
attacks. For sale by The Kaufmann
Drug Co.
It takes a woman to cast sheep's
- eyes at a man across the aisle in a
car when she seems to be looking out
of the window behiud her.
If she could only get well again
afterwards, the average woman would
like to die every once in so often to
see how nice a funeral she could have.
When a woman goes to the races
she can't help wondering why the
men are so foolish as to bet before
the horses are nearing home, so they
^ can see which one will win.
i and deHcate -women,
f and makes the system <
sist Nature; do not take \S\\ wB&\\\\
, which act for a time, but VU^mV U
a than before, IX* a gentle M|l|\ \1
LIVER PILLS ill ;
IG PELLETS m'ij
? to restore perfect health, J/ fflfyjjgfj //
the roees on the cheeks." jjj Jgg^jjij
S BAZAAR.
Generally it is the man who looks
as if batter woulcTt melt in his mouth
that is trying to squeeze some girl's
hand under the table. (
The board of regents of the State
Hospital for the Insane have decided
to commence work at once on a new
building for white women. The
building will be called the Talley, for
Dr. A N. Talley.
The sooner a man understands
after he gets married that his rela- i
tionship to his house is the same as
a cashiers to his business firm, the
greater a success he will be as a good
husband.
A. R. Bass, of Morgantown, IndM
had to get up ten or twelve times in
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tne Bigot, ana oaa a severe Dacaacne
and pains in the kidneys. Was cured
by Foley*8 Kidney Cure. The Kauf- v
mann Drug Co.
"Did my wife's singing disturb you
last nightf asked the flat dweller of
his neighbor. "Oh, was that your
wife singing we heard last nightf
"Wes thought she was having
trouble with the cook."
She?"A* well-known writer says,
that in order to Bucceed a man must
be ninety-five per cent, backbone."
He?1 Ob, I don't know. A good
many who have managed to arrive
are ninety-five per cent cheek."
When a girl is sitting in a ham- <
mock on a dark night and a man
starts toward her and then sits down
somewhere else it makes her feel just
the way a man feels when the horse
he has bet on boltB right in the mid
(
die of the race.
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Best Cough Syrup. Tastes Good. Use fgf
:3 la time. Sold by druggists. Hi
There is alive in France today a
woman who has been asleep for the
last twenty years. Recently an
| abcess appeared on one arm, and this
had to be lanced. Dr. Chaulieu performed
the operation. The sleeper
: seemed to feel the incision, and for
the first time in twenty years was
observed to move, making a slight
twitch of the arm.
No man or woman is the state will
hesitate to speak well of Chamberlain's
Stomach and Liver Tablets
after once trying them. They always
Droduce a pleasant movement of the i
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bowels, improve the appetite and t
strengthen the digestion. For sale
by The Kaufmann Drug Co.
A Marburg physician asserts that
he has cured 500 cases of rheumatism I
with the aid of the little busy bee c
behymned by Dr. Isaac Waits. It's ?
a gradual process. Only a few need <
sting the rheumatic patient at first, ^
then more and more bees?the num- c
ber being increased until the desired f
result is obtained. One of his t
riafionfa a crrpofr. anflforer mac otnnn f
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6952 times before the cure was effect- c
ed. c
Brutally Torturad.
A case came to light that for per- ,
sistent and unmerciful torture has
perhaps never been equaled. Joe c
Golobick of Colusa, Calif, writes. For t
15 years I endured insufferable pain c
from Rheumatism and nothing re- 8
lieved me though I tried everything
known. I came across Electric Bitters
and it's the greatest medicine on
earth for that trouble. A few bottles
of it completely relieved and cured ]
me" Just as good for Liver and t
Kidney troubles and geieral debility, t
Only 50c. Satisfaction guaranteed ^
by The Kaughmann Drug Co. ]
A Fish Esperimeat.
Washington, July 9?The United
States Fish commission is about to
undertake an experiment, the outcome
of which is fraught with commercial
importance. It is proposed
to introduce a large number of Pacific
coast salmon into the waters of the
Atlantic in an tffjrt to build up a
3almon industry on the Eastern coast
to rival that of the Western coast.
Experts of the commission are now
sngaged in making an investigation
of the waters inhabited by the Atlantic
coast salmon to gather additional
facts regarding its habits,
food, growth and life. They will
make a study of the coastal waters of
the New England states. Some
sight or ten years sgo the commission
made a similar experiment, but
it was a failure. About 5,000,000
fish were released and disappeared.
Different methods are to be pursued
this time and it is hoped that better
results may be obtained.
You Snow Wiat You Aro
Taking
When you take Grove's Tasteless
Chill Tonic because the formula is
plainly printed on every bottle showing
that it is simply Iron and Quinine
in a tasteless form. No Cure, No Pay.
50c.
Little Mountain Reunion.
The annual reunion of tbe alumni
and students of Newberry College
for Newberry and Lexington counties
will be held at Little Mountain on
the 7th day of August.
The opening address will be delivered
by the Rev. B. 1). Wessinger.
Address on educational topics will
be delivered by Prof. S. J. Derrick,
of Newberry College, Hon. E. H.
A.ull; Prof. E. O. Counts of the Prosperity
Graded school; Prof. E. B.
Wallace, Superintendent of Education
for Richland coontj; and Dr.
George B. Cromer, President of Newberry
College.
No doubt tbe usual railroad rates
and accommodation will be secured.
Every effort will be made by the
authorities to make this reunion one
of the most successful ever held at
Little Mountain. The cfScers having
in charge the arrangements for this
reunion are: Pres , W. A. Counts of
Little Mountain; Sec., J. E. Boland
rf Little Mountain.
When Other Medicines Save
Failed
Take Foley's Kidney Cure. It has
lured when everything else has disappointed.
The Kaufmann Drug Co.
The Printer Man.
Whether it snows or whether it
tfows the season comes and the season
goef; the Crops get sick and the
'armers blue, the storkeepers' kick
md the lawyers sue; the preachers
preach and sinners siD, and cares beset
the souls of men. But through it
ill the printer prints, he saves and
javes and stints and stint?; the wind
nay wave, snd the floods may roll
md droughts break through from
)ole to pole, but the printer man he
jrints and prints, saves and saves
md stints and stints. Happy, happy
printer mar; he does the very best
le can?sticking type or twisting
press, be trusts to luck and does his
jest.?Ex.
A Unique Summer Outing.
Our Summer in a Barn, in the
August Delineator relates the story i
>f a unique and undoubtedly enjoyible
outing during the warm days.
Certainly, if the barn be located
vithout city surroundings, be big,
500I and clean, and admit of comortable
interior arrangement, as did
his one, it is a pleasant place mwnicn
iO pass away time. Such a summer
mting is the happy mean between
jamping out and country boarding,
ind the experience of the author of
he paper, Frederick J. Burnett,
varrants that it possesses advantages
>ver either. The illustrations show
hat a lar*?e measure of comfort and
o
;ozines8 can be introduced even into
\ barn.
Bronchitis for Twenty Years.
Mrs. Minerva Smitb, of Danville,
[11, writes: "I had bronchitis for
wenty years and never got relief un,il
I used Foley's Hooey and Tar
vhich is a sure care. TceKaufmann
Drug Co.
AN OLD ADAGE
SAYS?aflO.
"A light parse is a heavy corse"
Sickness makes a light parse.
The LIVER is the seat of nine
teiths of all disease.
go to the root of the whole matter,
thoroughly, quickly safely
and restore the action of the
LIVER to normal condition.
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Give tone to the system ana
soiid flesh to the body.
Take No Substitute. ?
Has No Bloodhounds.
Governor Heyward has several
times received requests for bloodhounds
t.o be seDt to various places
in the State to aid in running down
criminals. As a matter of fact the
State has no such hound?, nor
has the penitentiary, and it is impossible
for the Governor to accede
to such requests. In ease he gets
private parties to send their dogs be
i has no funds to pay them and they
will have to take the risk of the
counties concerned to pay. Tbe law
allows tbe County Commissioners to
purchase such dogs whenever they
deem it advisable.?Columbia Evening
Record, July 10.
Nighty Set in ITew York.
New York, July 10.?The city is
in the grasp cf another heat wave
today. Five deaths and six prostrations
were repoted before 10 o'clock
this morning.
To Cure a Cold in One Day
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine
Tablets. All druggists refund the
money if it fails to cure. E. W.
Grove's signature is on each box 25:.
Discrediting an Astrologer.
A certain king, says a tale from the
T>?rvc?.-> r-. ooV/vrl o n oetml/iwr "TT nTC
X Ci OiiliJ, au uoli w{-,v4, ..
many years of life remain to me?" The
wise man replied, "Tea." The king
became very despondent and betook
himself, as one stricken with a sickness,
to his bed. His vizier, who possessed
great wisdom, sent for the seer
and in the king's presence asked him,
"How many years you to Jive?"
He repliedj^ "Twenty/^ The vizier orderyj
th'^1 to^hsuhl that very hour be
esecufe? tn the king's presence. The
king was satisfied and_com*pended the
Sagacity of his minister, and do longer
attached any importance to the astrologer's
sa
Egrffa Md Fairi?a.
A writer in the Chicago Tribune
says: "My people came from the north
of Ireland. My great grandfather always
stuck his knife through the bottom
of his eggshells .after he had eaten
breakfast. My grandfather and father
followed his example through force of
habit, and now I Have contracted it. If
you don't break tbe shells the fairies ,
can use them for boats and can cross
bodies of water thus. In tlie north of
Ireland there are good fairies and bad
fairies. The bad fairies will play
tricks on you if tliey can reach you.
You can hamper their movements by
breaking their boats."
Mrs. Fred UnreLth,
President Country CInb, Benton
Harbor, Jlkli.
"After my first baby was born I did not
seem to regain my strength although the
doctor gave me a tonic which he consid- t
ered very superior, but instead ci getting I
better 1 grew weaker every day. My husband
insisted that I take Wine of Cardui
for a week and see what it would do for
me. I did take the medicine and was very
grateful to find my strength and health
slowly returning. In two weeks 1 was out
of bed and in a month 1 was able to take
| up my usual duties. I am very enthusiastic
in its praise." ]
Wine of Cardui reinforces the organs
of generation for the ordeal of pregnancy
and childbirth. It prevents miscarriage.
No woman who takes Wine
of Cardui need fear the coming of her *
child. If Mrs. Unrath haa taken |
Wine of Cardui before her baby came
chp -a-onld not. have been weakened as
she was. Her rapid recovery should I ,
commend this jrreat remedy to every I v
expectant mother. Vv'ine of Cardui 9
regulates the menstrual flow. I
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! | Union Made Shoes. ;
ij 1903.
We extend to our Lexington friends a hearty welcome to inspect our line c*
SHOSS
They have never been equal for the price, On (remnant) lots prices greatly j
reduced. Spring Stock will begin to come on February lath,
CALL AND SEE US BEFORE BUYING.
|E. P. & F. A. DAVIS,!
171U MAli\ i;UL.LJ115XA, 89. U. I
February 19?ly.
s A Specialty. j
BLACK LANGSHAN
iU^iLf h
are the best all rcmnd Fowlso n the
market. I have few very fine
COCKERELS AND PULLETS
for sale at low prices. They are from the purest and best known scram,
and have been selected with the greatest care. For further particulars,
address.
G. M. Harmaii, Lexington, S. C.
Sill Til imillil HIPiBLE MkS
1707 311IX ST., COLUMBIA, S. C.
SMARBLE AND GRANITE
Dealers South. "We use the best grade material in manufacturing
t Monuments and Headstones and guarantee our work and
fiinish to be the best. When you hear a man complaining
that he can buy so much cheaper from some
little fellow who is anxious to sell anything, you ,
can put it down that he will get cheap stock,
cheap work, and of course a cheap job.
c*n compete with any fair dealer
jn thia country, but we cannot
gay we will sell as cheap aa
gome as we do not care
Wfe
IRON S WIRE FBKCIG, GRAll LOT OOPIl, 11,
for sale. Write to us or see our
me. p. fi, Edwards, Lexington, s. c.
and we will eee that you are treated fair.]
SOUTH CAROLINA MARBLE WOEES.
September 11. 41?tf
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digests what you eat. >
EFIRD S(t DREHER, K0D0LckansftS' Pur^ks, Strengthen?
... .v . and sweetens the stomach.
Alt ?FOCI ? OA SjllAA} KODOL cures indigestion, dyspepsia, and
LEXINGTON, C. H., S. C. a11 stomach and bowcl troubicsWILL
PEACTICE IN ALL THE EODOL accelerates the action of the gasCourts.
Business solicited. One 7 ; tric glands and gives tone to the
nernber of the firm will always be at office, digestive organs.
^un?l7-Sm?' KODOL relievcs an overworked stomach
of all nervous strain gives to
? the heart a full, free and untrammeled
F ft \A3 Ann I ACQBBS action, nourishes the nervous system and
hUWAKU L. AODILL. feecs .he brain.
Attorney at Law, KODOL is <he wonderful remedy that ia
d J making so many s:ck people well
LEESYILLE, S. C. and weak people strong by giving to their
n n bodies all of the nourishment that is conPractices
in all the Courts. tlincd in ,he food they eat.
Business solicited J
Sept SO-6m. Bottles only, <1.00 Size holding 2rA tirr.es the trial
. size, which sells for 50c.
jSlOilG'E BBU1TS ,rwt< Ml' bT E'c' Bt*in 4 w" caiao?"
for sale by all druggists
MAIN ST., COLUMBIA, S. C., When writing: mention the Dispatch.
fEWELER "d REPAIRER M_ j_ ETHEREnfiE.
Has a splendid stocfc oi Jewelry, tt atcnes, """ - "
"locks and Silverware. A. line line of SUKGEON DENTIST,
Spectacles and Eyeglasses to fit every one, rrel7TT Tr c p
,11 for sale at lowest prices. ?jH?ibvl.L.L.b, b. C.
pSf Bepairs on Watches first class Office next door below post office,
luickly done and guaranteed, at moderate Always onhand.
jrices. 50?tf February 12.