The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, March 11, 1903, Page 2, Image 2
! SUPPRESSING i
| THE BULLETIN f
| *By C. H. Wetmore %
$ Copyright, 1902, by the %
T S. S. McClnrc Company Y
"Mr. Hudson, I believe?"
"Sir to you; that is my name." And
the attorney swung around from his
desk.
"You represent Jeremiah Selkirk?"
queried the visitor who had drawn up
a chair.
.-"Yes, sir. I care for his legal atcrests
in this city."
The questioner drew a letter from his
pocket, remarking as he passed it over,
"This will explain why I have called/
"So," exclaimed the lawyer after
reading a dozen lines. Then, rising, he
slowly stepped to the side of his caller
and, extending his hand, said in the
usual conventional tones, "Allow me,
my dear Mr.?Mr."?
"Adams is the name. It is so stated
in the letter, I believe."
"Ah, yes?Mr. Henry Adams. I believe
that I have heard of you."
"Very likely. I was employed by
Mr. Selkirk before he made Paris his
home. It was in Paris, you have
doubtless observed, that I purchased
the property."
"And may I ask, my dear sir"?
"If I will retain your services as legal
T shall he clad to do so."
"Then, my dear sir, we might as well
attend to the matter at once. The letter
states that you are anxious to have
the transfer take effect at noon on the
5th, which is this date, and as it is
now 11 o'clock perhaps it would he
well to visit the courthouse and have
these documents placed on the records."
While going the few short blocl*s the
attorney asked his client if he contemplated
personal control of the property.
"Such is my intention," was the
reply.
"That is well. No matter how faithful
subordinates may be, it is wise for
the proprietor of a large enterprise to
keep in personal touch with those who
carry out his orders."
The document having been passed to
the clerk and the customary certificate
having been received, Mr. Hudson said
to his client, "Will you take luncheon
"with me?"
"Thank you, no. I wish that you
would accompany me to the office and
introduce me to the gentlemen who
now^are in my employ."
"I see!" exclaimed the lawyer. "You
are anxious to get into harness, and I
don't blame you. It must be a pleasing
sensation to feel that one is at the
head of a great newspaper."
As they walked arm and arm down
the street they were passed by several
young men who were running,
despite the weather, spurred on by the
information gained in the recorder's
office that one of the largest dailies in
the United States had suddenly
changed hands.
? i rx }
Jbive minutes mier Air. nuusuu auu
Mr. Adams stepped from an elevator
I and stopped in front of an office door
I which bore the legend "Editor" and
from behind which came the sound of
voices in eager conversation.
"Come in," was the reply to their
hnock, and as the portal swung it
disclosed one of the reporters who had
passed them on the way and who was
red of face and perspiring profusely.
"Here is Mr. Hudson now!" exclaimed
a short, stout man, rising from
a revolving chair and taking a step
forward. "Perhaps you can tell me
what has happened. Chalders here has
run so fast that his breath has failed
him."
"To make a Ion" story short, I will
tell you that the Evening Bulletin has
been sold by Mr. Selkirk to Mr. Adams,
and the latter is now in absolute control."
Too astonished to speak, the editor
sank back in his chair, and the silence
was not broken until the new proprietor
said soothingly:
'This change need not affect you, Mr.
Hamilton, unless you wish to take the
initiative, for I shall be well pleased to
continue ycu in active charge of the
news columns. Taking it for granted
that you will remain, I would like to
ask the hour when the next edition
?oes to press."
"At 2 o'clock "
"I would like to have a slight change
made on the fourth page and also have
an editorial put in type, and, as I wish
to give some instructions concerning
the typographical features, it might
t>e well for me to talk with the foreman."
While an office boy was hurrying
downstairs for the head of the mechanical
department the editor asked
his new employer if he had ever been
a resident of that city.
"Yes, for a short time, many years
ago. But I have always kept in touch
with the residents, in whom I nave
taken a great interest."
*Mr. Sill, our foreman," said Hamilton
as a man appeared on the threshold.
"Here is a short editorial which I
wish run in all editions today," said
Mr. Adams after a hearty handshake.
"Also at the top of the first column of
the editorial page substitute the words
'Edited and Published by Henry James
Adams' for the phrase 'Published by
T/v.nmlnli ColL-ivL* Prnnriptnr ' "
Ut'lCiiilaU JL 4 v^y^.vvv*.
"Yes, sir," said the foreman.
"Please have a proof read}- for me
in an hour?by the time I return from
iuneheon. There will be nothing more
today, Mr. Sill. Now, gentlemen," and
Mr. Adams turned as the foreman left
the room, "will you be my guests
across the street?"
The tenderloin steaks were very tender,
the mushrooms with which the
meat was smothered were unusually
juicy, and the wine had been well iced,
so they were in no haste to depart At
last, when finally they strolled past
the desk, Mr. Adams stopped in front
of the cashier and said, "Charge it
please."
The knight of the automatic register
looked up in surprise; but, receiving a
nod from the other two, he made a note
on a tab.
They found considerable excitement ,
at the cffice. They had no sooner taken
seats than the city editor found it
necessary to come in and ask about
the manner a certain elopement story
should be handled; then one of the editorial
writers wished instruction concerning
a leader for the next day's issue,
the Sunday editor gained entrance
to complain of a poor halftone, and
cnoiofv art i tnp m n nn cprl to
C V Ci-L IUC OVV.1VWJ VM4WA.
pass the threshold.
Meanwhile Mr. Adams, who apparently
was not in the least disturbed by
the interruptions, was carefully reading
proof on the editorial he had written.
He made a few corrections, then
passed it to Mr. Hamilton, saying,
"Tell me how you like it."
The editor read:
"Henry James Adams, having purchased
the Evening Bulletin in its entirety
and having decided to publish
the same from today, takes this occasion
to introduce himself to the citizens
of St. Louis and to ask them for
a continuance of their generous patronage.
"It is not his purpose to make any
radical departure, and the newspaper
will remain independent in politics, as
it always has been. As for the news
service, the fact that the present publisher
has decided to retain in their va rious
positions the men who have given
satisfaction to the former owner
and to the reading public of this large
city should be a sufficient guarantee
that the occurrences of each day will
be faithfully and accurately chronicled.
"It has occurred to the publisher that
there are certain reforms which might
be brought about if the right force
were wielded. The first of these will
be the effort to have the course of the
Mississippi changed so that the current
will flow north and the microbes of the
drainage canal will re-enter Chicago
and no longer infest this fair place."
"Don't you think, sir, that some persons
might consider it a?a?a?joke?"
stammered Hamilton.
"Oh, dear, no! I have consulted with
some of the most eminent engineers on
the subje<?t, and only after due consideration
have I decided that this shall
be the first mission undertaken by the
Bulletin."
Then, changing the subject, he commenced
a series of interrogations concerning
the various members of the
staff.
A tremble of the building announced
that the presses had started.
"In here, did you say?" they heard
<icL- mirl thp door was UDCere
OVUl^ VUV V**.v- v ??
moniously pushed open.
"Beg pardon, gentlemen, for not
knocking," hurriedly said the intruder,
"but I was afraid he might make 1 jr
the window. You won't do that nz .v,
will you, Smiley? Glad to see me?
"We thought he was up to something
like this," continued the newcomer,
"for we found pen, ink and paper in
his room, also several blank deeds, a
description of this property and several
letters from Mr. Selkirk, which he secured
goodness knows where."
"What does this mean?" asked Hamilton,
jumping up suddenly like a man
awakened from a sound sleep by a
cry of alarm.
The newly arrived tapped his head
with an index finger and winked, then
said: "He's been like this for five
years. Thinks that he is a great newspaper
publisher, and the only way we
can keep him quiet is by letting him
monkey with a little press which has
been set up in his room. But hold on
there! Don't knock a fellow over!"
For Hamilton had pushed him one
side and was going down the stairs
two steps at a time, yelling at the top
of his voice: "Stop the presses! Kill
the edition!"
A half hour later Mr. John G. Hudson,
attorney at law, entered the restaurant
across the street and paid the
cashier $11.50.
"Wanted.
We would like fco ask, through the
columns of your paper, if there is any
person who has used Greeo's August
Flower for the cure of Indigestion,
Dyspepsia and Liver Trouble that
has not been cured?and we also
mean their results, such as sour
stomach, fermentation of food, habitual
costiveness, nervous dyspepsia,
headaches, despondent feelings, sleeplessness?in
fact, any trouble connected
with the stomach or livei?
This medicine has been sold for many
years in all civilized countries, and
we wish to correspond with you and
send you one of our books free of
cost. If you never tried Aueust
Flower, try a 25 cent bottle first.
We have never known of its failing.
If so, something more serious is the
matter with you. The 25 cent size
hasjust been introduced this year.
Regular size To cents. At all druggists.
G. G. Green,
Woodbury, N. J.
Positive Extortion.
There is a well known artist in Rending.
Pa., whose work is of a high order
and whose cattle pictures in particular
are very pleasing and tind a ready sale, i
While in the country one day last summer
he sketched a tine, big bull, his object
being, as lie told the farmer to
whom it belonged, to make it the central
tigurc of a landscape which he contemplated
painting. Several weeks ago
he met the farmer in town and told
him that he had finished the picture
and sold it for $200. "Good gracious!"
exclaimed the other, "I would have
sold him the bull itself for less than
that."?Philadelphia Ledger. I
ACCIDENTAL ?
The jury returned a verdict of accidental
death on the man who fell from
the window ledge on which he had fallen
asleep. But the death was really due to
. the accident
I possible.
t?r~jrpr~ There are a
n ~]j '' 11 II I) great many
' n ' 1 i v e s s u d~r;~
^? denlv termi =-k^
fr- carelessness,
.s=: vL^4C\JK"53BE3?5r alfVirvuerVi +Vtc>.
* ^medical cerH
read " heart
z'r^^i When a man
ry^ raj chanceswith
his stomach
and neglects
the warning symptoms of disease, he is
carelessly inviting calamity.
Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery
cures diseases of the stomach and other
organs of digestion and nutrition. It
enables the perfect digestion and assimilation
of food, which makes strength.
It stimulates the liver, cures biliousness,
and removes bilious impurities from the
blood.
"I had been troubled with a pain in lower
part of my stomach for three years, so severe I
thought if would kill me in time," writes Mr.
Aaron Van Dam, of (Kensington) 2549 119th St.,
Chicago. 111. "I could hardly work; it felt like
a big weight hauging 011 me and got so bad that
I had to take medicine. I used Stomach Bitters
for a time, but it did no good so I wrote to Dr.
R. V. Pierce for "advice, which he gave me immediately.
1 followed his directions; used two
bottles of his medicine and was cured. I had a
torpid liver which was troubling me instead of
cramps (as I thought), so Dr. Pierce told me.
I have pleasure in living now; have gained in
] j/VUUU.7 MUVV.
Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets cure conI
stipation. They do not beget the pill
1 habit.
! * *
She Minnnderstortd.
"Henry," said Mrs. Penheckcr, "when
you asked me yesterday evening for
permission to go to the club what did
; you tell me was the subject you intended
advocating at the meeting of
the official board?"
"Why/ my dear." answered Henry,
"I said I was going to address the
board on the advisability of women's
nights."
"Well." was the grim response, "next
time please enunciate more distinctly.
I understood you to say 'women's
rights.' "?Chicago Tribune.
Another Retraction Demanded.
"I see that Silas is famous." said
Farmer Corntossel as he stopped before
the stove in the village store.
"Got his picture in tbe paper fur bein'
cured of rheumatiz."
"Yes," answered the storekeeper.
"An' Silas is that mad be can't see.
He only got $2 fur givin' the testimonial,
an' since it was put in the paper
that he's well an' hearty all his family
an' his distant relatives is after him
wantin' to know why he doesn't go to
work."
Too Expensive.
"Five dollars a minute?" said the
youth who had asked the long distance
telephone rate between him and the
town where resided the lady fair.
"Yes, sir," asserted the telephone
clerk.
"I guess I am not on speaking terms
with her," sighed the youth, sadly
counting the $4.50 which was in his
purse.?Chicago Tribune.
If He Only Conld.
Mrs. Noorich?Isn't it grand to ride
in your own carriage?
Mr. Noorich?Yes, but I'd enjoy It
more if I could stand on the sidewalk
and see myself ride by.?Brooklyn Life.
The Changing: Seasons.
Pauline?I'm sorry the winter is so
far gone.
Penelope?So am I. I've such a becoming
hat?Detroit Free Press.
A Remarkable Case.
Oaeof the most remarkable cases
of a cold, deep-seated on the lungs,
causing pneumonia, is that of Mrs.
Gertrude E Fenner, Marion, Ind.,
who was entirely cured by the use of
One Minute Cough Cure. say*-:
"The coughiDg and straining so
weakened me that I run down in
weight from 148 to 92 pounds. I
r tried a Dumber of jenedies to do
avail until I used One Minute Cough
Cure. Four bottles of this wonderful
remedy cured me entirely of the
cough, strengthened my lungB and
restored me to my norma! weight, y
health and strength." J. E. Kaufy
mann. /
WA Great Deal at St^ak."
-cx/ar-J
?Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Two Ways.
When love's young dream was fresh
and bright
And life in all its glory.
He told to her one fateful day
The same old, simple story.
And now. when homeward he returns,
With dawn in a'l its glory.
He tells unto his waiting wife
The same old. simple story.
-McLand burgh Wilson in New York
Times.
ANIMAL ODDITIES.
Birds never eat fireflies and really
seem to shun their vicinity.
North American reindeer usually select
an old doe for their leader.
The temperature of a swallow's body
is extraordinarily high, no less than
112 degrees F.
Cats and beasts of prey reflect fifty
t'mes as much light from their eyes as
human beings.
The average lake trout lays 6,000
eggs each season, and the whitefish a
greater number.
The female English riper does not
lay eggs. She batches them Internally
and brings forth her young alive.
Parrots are usually vegetarians-,
though the Kea parrots of New Zealand
have developed a fondness for
sheep.
Garfish, sunfish, basking sharks and
dolphins all have the habit of swimming
with their eyes above the surface
of the water.
Your Signature.
"I should be pleased to exchange
cards with you, Mr. Barrow," said
Charles Willips, extending his. They
had met for the first time. "I'm sorry
I have no cards with me," said Barrow.
"Allow me to write my address in your
memorandum book." "Do you know
that is a very dangerous thing to do?"
Willips remarked. "It cost me $24?
once. I had the babit of carrying no
cards and signing my name in a new
friend's notebook, just as }*ou arc
about to do in mine, always on a blank
page. One day. after a convivial evening,
I was presented with an I O U
for that sum. duly signed by myself.
It was impossible to dispute it. I had
to pay up. But I have never since
been so free with my autograph." "By
George, 1 never thought of that!" cried
Barrow. "Suppose you write my name
down yourself."?New York Press.
The Stomach Zs the Man.
A weak stomach weakens the rnaD,
because it caDnot transform the food
he eats into nourishment. Health
and strength cannot be restored to
any sick man or weak woman without
first restoring health and strength to
the stomach. A weak stomach cannot
digest enough food to feed the
tissues and revive the tired and run
down limbs and organs of the body.
Kodol Dyspepsia Cure cleanses, pun
ties, sweeteDa aDd strengthens the
glands ani munbraDes of the stomach,
and cures indigestion, dyspepsia
a'id all stomach troubles J. E. Kaufmann.
Got the Worst of It.
A prominent Philadelphia clergyman
tells this story on himself: "It was
Sunday morning, and I had started for
church. The family were preparing to
follow when the youngest, a hve-yearold,
protested, 'I do not want to go to
church.'
" T don't feel much like it myself,
Fred, this morning.' replied his mother,
'but we must go. Father has to go?
has gone already, and he has to
preach.'
"'les,' said i?rea, unconvinced, out
we have to listen, and that's worse.'
Philadelphia Ledger.
Anxioua to Know.
"I find," he said, "that by studying
myself I can pretty well detect and estimate
the foibles of others."
"But how," she asked, "do you find
out about the virtues of others?'?Chicago
Record-Herald.
She Had Nine.
Agent?Madam, I called to insure
your life.
Mrs. Katt?Which pag??Ngw York
Times. ' ' *
3he Cooldn't WuJt.
Fl:ibdubbe?When Dashitall called
y)D his fiancee the other evening, he
^discovered her kissing another fellow.
Pinhedde?What did he do?
Flubdubbe?Apologized for being late.
?New York Herald.
A Fri?^Ay Condescension.
"Didn't I h!^ he cook call you by
your first uame^
"Don't say a word. She only does
that when she is goVl natured."?Cleveland
Plain Dealer. v
Others Have Been >T I*.
"I nebber kin figger it o^^^'iid Uncle
Eben, "how some o' de^^^ks dut
talks so much about 'spisin' -^^^h kin
be so willin' to borry two bits.'^^ ^sl^
ington Star.
Wakeful Children.
For a long time the two-year-old
child nf Mr. P. L. McPhersoD, 49 N.
Tenth St., Harrisburg, Pa., would
sleep but two or three hours in the
early part of the night, which made
it very hard for her parents. Her
mother concluded that the child had
stomach trouble, and gave her half
of one of Chamberlain's Stomach and
Liver Tablets, which quieted her
stomach and she slept the whole
night through. Two boxes of these
effected a permanent cure and she i*
now well and stroDg. For sale by
the Xaufmann Drug Co.
Over=Work Weakens
Your Kidneys.
Unhealthy Kidneys Make Impure Blood.
All the blood in your body passes through
your kidneys once every three minutes.
fThe kidneys are your
slocd purifiers, they filter
out the waste or
impurities in the blood.
If t.aey are sick or out
of o.'der, they fail to do
their work.
Pains, aches and rheumatism
come from excess
of uric acid in the
blood, due to neglected
kidney trouble.
Kidney trouble causes quick or unsteady
heart beats, and makes one feel as though
they had heart trouble, because the heart is
over-working in pumping thick, kidney
poisoned blood through veins and arteries.
It used to be considered that only urinary
troubles were to be traced to the kidneys,
but now modern science proves that nearly
all constitutional diseases have their beginning
in kidney trouble.
If you are sick you can make no mistake
by first doctoring your kidneys. The mild
and the extraordinary effect of Dr. Kilmer's
Swamp-Root, the great kidney remedy is
soon realized, it stands the highest for its
wonderful cures of the most distressing cases
and is sold on its merits Fjjf*' 11
by all druggists in fiftycent
and one-dollar sizes.
You may have a
sample bottle by mail Home of swamp-Root,
free, also pamphlet telling you how to find
out if you have kidney or bladder trouble.
Mention this paper when writing Dr. Kilmer
& Co., Binghamton, N. Y.
I Hear Tliee?Do Yon.
He poured into my tired ears
The burden of his woes and fears.
He hit my left auricular
About some love particular.
And then he swatted in my right
Some panacea soaked with blight.
Ah! Next he danced upon my head
And shrieked about the hope that's dead.
TJa ?^ 1 a f f a/n An tr?Tf
iiu picajtrvi tx uuivw vii Ai*j
About some old forgotten throes.
He gripped me by the throat and yelled
Concerning sins ago I quelled.
And then he yanked me from the deep;
I had been talking in my sleep.
?Horace Seymour Keller in New York
Herald.
II a 1 IB qp a" TWO HUNDRED
MU fla BBJ | L 8H young men and
fl 1191 B ni ladies to qualify
WW WbHWI B Sob w for paying positions.
If you are Interested, write us for
our handsome illustrated catalog,
THE LANIER SOUTHERN BUSINESS COLLEGE,
MACON. GA.
VnvomKfir 1Q 1<V)e?1 v
DENTAL NOTICE.
DR. L. L. TOOLE, of North. S. C. will
be at Swansea, S. C., on the second
Wednesday oi each month, and at Gaston,
S. C.. on Thnrsday loilowing.
Oct. 29?6m
THE ENTIRE
o:
1638-1610 MA
Columbia,
0
This stock is nc
to the retail tr
reduced
o
This sale will cot last very long as it
convert same into cash in the
oYou
Know the Li
ITfc It IT n A A <1
Ill J tiUlHI.V
CLOTHING, SHO
AND REPRESENTS ONE C
STA
Come Early
Yours very truly,
?M, F. I
Wheele & Wilson
No. 9
BALL BEARING
SEWING MACHINES!!!
Wonderfully Light Bunning and Bapid,
One-third faster; one third easier than
any shuttle machine. Save about
ONE DAY IN THREE.
Qaiet and durable. +
THREE DRAWERS.
TiTirr* rvn a rrrnnn
r i v Ej ur*a. \y
DROP HEAD
AND
CABINET STYLES.
ORGANS.
A lot of High Grade Organs veiy low for
cash. One Chaple very near cost.
1900 BALLBEARING
Washing Machines and Ball Bearing Wringers
These are treasures. No wet dresses
and feet. Any seven or eight year
old child can work it. Will
cleanse the clothes in ten
minuteR. Will last
for years.
j. n. beiesis-ST,
1604 MAIN ST., COLUMBIA, 8. C.
December 3, 1932. 3m
S111S hairRbalsam ;
jrjfl PIhuim and bcaatifica the hah.
(H Promote! a lex tenant growth.
Never Faila to Bestore Gray
Hair to its youthful Color.
Cure*
Tinniin i timmfpiuiiii
UIUIUMUnU U I UT1IIIJLI1VIIIU)
immm nuy.
Will Practice >n all Courts9
KAUFMANS BUILDING,
LEXINGTON, S O
On the >8th day of October, we formed
a co-partnership for the practice of law.
We will be pleased to receive those having
legal business to be attended to at our office
in the Kaulinann building at any time.
Respectfully.
J. WX THUBMOND,
G. BELL TIM MERMAN',
October 22. 1902.?ly.
Hilton's Life for the
Liver and Kidneys tones .
up the stomach.
. /
I v
1 nifi fiTnnir
I UiU MJLUUJ& .
.IX STEEET,
S. C.
>w being offered
ade at greatly
prices.
?
ia the wishes of all concerned to
A
next thirty days if possible.
nes Handled are
+
, Notions,
ES AND HATS,
>F THE LARGEST IN THE
r r~
I EL.
and Often.
'URTICK,