The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, February 25, 1903, Image 2
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I CUPID AND THE 1
I PARROT * I
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By Elizabeth Cherry Waltz |
Copyright, J"0-, bit the
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The captain was a jolly man of fiftyone,
with a fine blue eye and a pleasant
Jf rather reserved manner. He stood
at the door of a neat cottage one morn
ing in Spring with rather a disconsolate
air,
"I do miss Sis Therese," he said regretfully,
"and her dying so unexpected-like
has upset all my ideas of life."
He turned and gazed ruefully at the
comfortable sitting room, now in the
utmost disorder. On the top of the
tsewjng machine box paraded a tine
gray and red parrot that seemed to enjoy
the situation.
"Hello, captain!" she cried. "Ship
ahoyl"
"Wish there was, Polly," retorted the
captain, "but there's none in sight. I'll
go down town and advertise for a
housekeeper to clean up this place."
"Ship* ahoy, ship ahoy!" screamed
the parrot, and again the captain returned
as he locked the door:
; "I wish there was, Polly."
After he had put an advertisement
in several newspapers the captain
walked slowly along the streets to
.ward the markets. liis eye caugnt
sight of a large blue and white sign,
"Servants Supplied."
"It will not do any harm for me to
stop in there." quoth the captain.
As he stepped into the entry he saw
? woman hesitating in front of him.
The captain declared ever afterward
that when she turned about "you could
have knocked me down with a feather."
She was not a girl, but a woman
approaching middle age and with a
pale and gentle face.
"Sense me, ma'am. I am trying to
find me a housekeeper."
The woman looked intently at him.
"I am trying to lind a place where I
can do something." she said wearily.
HIf you would not mind trying to put
up with me and my roily"? eagerly
J; began the captain.
"Is Polly your wife?" she queried.
? "Ob. no; she's the parrot."
! The woman hesitated.
"I have always lived in the country,"
she answered, "but my brother
died, and I thought I could do better
jn'the city. I haven't money enough to
go back?in fact, I haven't any at all."
The captain looked at her and speedily
grasped the facts of the case.
*Tm most old enough to be your father,"
he said kindly, although he was
not, "and you must come right aloug
and straighten up that house for Polly
and me. First we will .get some breakfast"
An hour later the captain unlocked
the house door. Polly, much excited at
the advent of a woman, swung and
screamed in her cage:
"Captain, ship ahoy! Captain, ship
ahoy!"
A week went by. and the burly captain
stood triniming his grapevines
.when he saw a woman of rather generous
proportion's coming in at the
front gate, followed by a boy carrying
a large valise. He knew that this mustlie
his sister Melinda from California,
who could not attend her sister's fit
neral on account or illness. I lis spirits
sank lower and lower as he climbed
the back steps. The new housekeeper
had proved quiet, clean and very industrious.
Polly was never happy unless
she*was in sight. In short, his sorrow
/ for the death of Sister Therese was
now softened bemuse of no lack of
creature comforts.
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/ - In the little sitting room Polly began
angrily screaming. One of t!ie lirst
acts of the newcomer was to throw a
heavy wrap over the case.
^ "You'll smother her." said a quiet
voice. "I'll take her out on the porch."
"Who are you. anyhowV" quoth an
irate female voice. "Where's the captain?"
"Here I am." said that individual
weakly, appcarins at the door. "I?we
' didn't expect you. Melinda."
"I suppose not. 1 came as soon as I
could. Therese left me all her things,
you s(e."
The captain looked about him, much
amazed.
< "What things?"
1 "Why. the housekeeping things. You
won't want to keep house. You can
board."
"V*c I Tvor?'t bribed ** nmtested the
captain. "Polly ami me are eomfortable
riirlit here."
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"Km von ran not live this way," repealed
the California sister. "You will
be stolen from and imposed upon.
Tberese wrote me Unit if she ever had
w> ;*<? to come ri>:ht on and break up
fot yon. So I've* come."
' The eaptain irazed at her. awestruck,
fnseisnted at her daring. What worn^an
was this, even of his own blood.
,wbo would so ruthlessly destroy all
Ijjs comforts? The captain bejean to
realize. lie- went out on to the porch ;
and brought in the parrot.
"It's too sunny for Polly out there." j
be said. "I never set her out until to- j
.ward noon.*'
-? The quiet woman entered with a Clip !
of t(a and sciiic sandwiches. The vis- J
ft?>r ircw cainier when refreshed.
"1 will just tret a little nap." she j
-Paid. rawninir. "ami then I'll ln-rin at i
autre en Seder Therese's clothes and i
fhincs. I can't spare any time that's
*ot necessary. I'm needed at home."
As soon as the house became quiet
the captain stepped out on to the back
porch. Tilly*, the quiet one, was sheilinx
peas oti the top step,
t "She wants me to jro to hoarding, !
Tilly." s
r "Yes. sir." j
* "Ther won't baTc Tollv in a board- j
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inpr house. Maybe you don't mind
Folly?'
"Oh. no! I like her. sir. You'd better
brinfr her out here by me. She
won't scream so loud."
The captain set the cage down by
Tilly and sat down himself. The parrot
laughed a little slyly and said softly:
"Captain, ship ahoy!"
"I hope so. Polly. Do you know,
Tilly, that this is my house and that I
bought the furniture, every stick of it?"
"Yes, sir."
"And that I've got enough money to
get on with comfortably tucked away
where 110 one can get it?"
"Yes, sir. I suppose so."
, "Then why shouldn't I keep house as
long as I waut to? You must stand by
me. I really want you."
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"sue s sure iu uuust' iuc n ? uv, ^u.
Servants have a hard time."
The captain stood up and breathed
hard.
"Go and put on your other gown, if
you've got one." he said hoarsely, "aud
if you are willing to marry me we'll
go down to the courthouse and get it
done. She can't get around that, can
she? I have never been so truly comfortable
before. You won't refuse me.
Tilly?" '
"No. sir."
Two hours later Mrs. Melinda. after
a long, restful nap. appeared on the
back porch. The captain and Tilly
vrore standing side by side iu the garden.
"What are you doing. Philetus? I
supposed dinner would be ready."
"It will be before long." returned the
captain cheerfully. "Y'ou see, sister,
we have been out 021 a little business
that will lesson your work and worry
i ? 1 mm., l.,...,, v,00
over me .a greac urai. im.i uac uaa
taken such good care of Polly and me
that we've been out and got married.
We're all tixed now, and you are welcome
to Sis Theresa's clothes and small
truck, Melindn. The rest of the things
always were mine, and we'll need them
housekeeping, Tilly and Polly and me.
Well, l'olly, and how do you like it, old
girlV"
"Ship ahoy, captain! Ship ahoy!"
cackled Polly gleefully.
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Little nine-year-old Rachel, whose
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twisted, ^nce heard the conundrum of
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ran thus: There were thirty ears of
corn in a bin and a rat came along
and carried away throe oars every
night..- How long did it take liiru to
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of course', was thirty nights,
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I Itachol thought this a wonderfully
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or brother, whom she well knew al
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'ine of a good joke. Rushing np to him
J she said: "Oh. Newman. I've got the
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bin and a rat came along and carried
away three potatoes every night. IIow
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their hands for some time which are
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j This is the explanation: That the waiti
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so rhnr the tough skin at the surface
has no more feeling than a piece of
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I . CUBBL&K |
% Mr. Voglejrtein Dropr la a.nd I>
ft -Recount/ Hi/- Trouble/ S
(Copyright, 1902. by O. B. Warner.]
I VITAS putting on some half sole
yesterday vlien Mr. Voglesteiu
comes into my shop und sits down
for ten minutes und don't say a
word. I don't speak to him, either,
und by und by he gets tired und says:
"Hans, how vhus it about some
trusts?"
"I don't keep 'em on hand," I says.
"Don't try to be funny. You haf
heard of trusts. It vhas trusts who put
oop dor prices of meat, leather, coal
und lots of things."
"Vhell?"
"Vhell. you know I vhas der only
man for ten blocks around dot makes
frankfurters. Peoples who haf to buy
must come to me. I keep der price so
much all der time. A week ago my
wife wakes oop in cler mglit una says
I to me:
" 'Voglestein, you vhas a fool!'
" 'How vhas dot*/' 1 says ash I wake
I oop too.
" 'Because you doo't make mie hoonered
per cent profit on sausages.'
" 'But how can 1'?
" 4You shall become a trust uud put
prices oop. Der peoples must haf frankfurters.
und dey must come to you. If
you vhas a smart man. you would be
rich in one year.'
"Yhell. dot makes me tio some thinking."
said Voglestein. "I sit und think
und scratch my head, und 1 stand oop
und think und feel ol' my ear. und in
two days 1 vhas a trust und prices vhas
oop. I vhas a trust for two days, und
den I vhas busted."
"How vhas it?" I says.
"Shust like dis. I drink a k-.-g of beer
eaferv week. Mv beer vhas out one
day, und I gees !>y dvr brewery und
says:
" 'Schmidt, you may send me up dot
keg of beer for a dollar und a half.'
"'I don't haf some.' he says.
" 'But why?'
"'Because she haf gene imp to 14
shillings. Beer vlias in sympathy niit
frankfurters, you know. Ven one goes
oop, der odder goes nop too.'
"Dot knocks me out. but I haf to pay.
Dot same day I goes bv der tailor who
cleans uiv clothes uud says. 'How much
to clean my coat?' lie says it vlias
feefteen cents more ash before pecause
frankfurters vlias gone oop. und eoats
vhas in sympathy. I go by der coal
man for a ton of coal, but it vhas gone
oop a quarter on a ton to me. I goes by
jpp^('
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"I SHIT.1I' its HiM I'M) KICK HIM HOWS j
1>KK STKl'S."
(Icr butcher for my meat, bm meat
vhas higher. li vlias so in eafery place,
und I bust oop my trust uinl home
uiul say lo my wife:
"'If I make ?1 asti a trust und lose
$ ? ash an indivvidual. liovy laauy f(wil?j
i vnas in our lainnj :
I like Mr. Voglestein to go home,
pecause I shall send out dcr growler for
beer unci drink by myself, but he
smokes und smokes uud stays on. und
by und by he says:
"Hans, maype i do some awful
things last night, und I vhas feeling
bad about it."
"Do you rob somepody V" I says.
"No, not dot. I used to haf a brudder-in-law
named Carl. He vhas a fine ,
man. und he reads und thinks a great
deal. He don't pelief he shall go to '
heaven vhen he dies, but dot he vhill
turn into some animal und stay on
earth. I laugh at him many times, but
he was werrv serious. Maype you remember
dot he dies last spring? He
shumps off a street car und falls on his
head und breaks his neck. You could
take his face und turn it clear around
und make him look backwards."
"Y'es; I hear about it."
"Vhell, I can't say if he turns into
some animal, but all der time I vhas
I looking out for him. Maype he vhas a
horse or a dog or a cat. Last uight I
comes home late and finds a do# in my
westibule. Maypo I haf too much beer
und vhas mad. Ash soon ash I see dot
dog 1 shump on him und kick him
down der steps, und I no sooner tt^l my
wife about it dan she throws oop her
arms und cried out:
'"Oh. cruel man. vliat haf you doner
Dot do?: vhas my poor brudder Carl
come to us for food und lodgings.*
"I run out und whistle und call und
I look all around, but der do;; can't lie
found. He vhas afraid I kick him some
more. Hans, do you pelief dot vhas my i
bruddor-in-law?" j
"1 can't say, but if I vhas him I bite
you vhen yon kick."
'*1 wish he had. 1 wish I vhas too
drunk to kick him. Poor Carl! He j
comes home for supper und a bed, und
lie meets mit kicks und cuss words. I
don't pelief I can efTer forgive rnvself."
Mr. Yogleslein turns his head uiy
und sheds tears, but I can't say nottirgs
to comfort him. In der first place
I vhas too busy mit dot half sole, und
in der next maype dot dog vhas somepody
else's brudder-in-law und goes by
der wrong house. Nopody speaks for
ton minutes, und don Mr. Voglestein
wipes avhay bis tears und says:
"Hans. I don't know if 1 vhas a
joker, but I tell you how she vhas. I
vhas going alone dor street dor odder
day, und I meets a man mit two watch
chains on his west. I stop him und
says:
"Vhill you please be so kind ash to
j tell me vhnt time it vhas by your right
band watch?'
" 'I shall.' he says, und he nulls out a
watch, und it vhas ten minutes to in.
Den I says:
"'Und now please tell me vliat time
! ft vhas by your left hand watch.*
" 'Certainly,' he says, und he pulls out
dot watch uiid says it vhas ten minutes
after 10.
j "'How vhas dot you vhas twenty
minutes different between your two
watches?' I says.
" 'Oh, dot vhas dcr time tooken up in
answering fool questions.' he laughs as
he goes on. Now, Hans, vhas dere
acme joke in dot?"
"I pelief so," I says.
"Und how vhas it?"
"I can't tell."
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11 V11US SU LUIl LUC. I uyt l u>ll >1
good joke on dcr two chain man. und
my wife says lie knocks me out. I like
to find somepody to tell me. Did you
hear about me und dcr street car conductor?"
"I don't pelief so."
"Vhell, I make complaint against him
at headquarters. I take a street car
der odder day to go to Greenfield. 1
don't know vhere it is, und I tell der
conductor to let me off. Dot car goes
on unci on. und it vlias one hour peforc
I says:
" 'Don't we come to Greenfield yet?'
" 'Vliy, man. we vlias six miles be
yond it.' lie says.
"'But I wanted to get off at Givenfield.'
"'You must be mistook. Greenfield
vlias all right in dcr summer, but now
dot it vlias winter you want to get oft
at Snow II ill.'
"Und dot vlias not all. Ilans. Yheii I
ovwsa tn <r*.f r>17 floi* car he calls OUT.
'Step lively!' Pol makes me fall down,
und he oalls out. *<Iet <;op lively!' I jjhs
oop und starts avhay. utul lie shouts
. after me. 'lamp lively!" und eaferypody
lau.uhs im?l makes me fetl bad. 1
make complaint, und itaf iiim bounced
out. It vims all riirhi to be lively, but
you must not be too lively. Yhat did
you say. I I:msV"
I don't say not tines. und while I
vhas sayinc it nml keeping still Mr.
Vojflestein falls asleep und don't wake
oop till all der beer vhas wanished und
some ice vyater vhas in der pail.
M. QUAI).
thi'M Sharf.
"There are many little children." said
pnpa. "who must be satisfied with* a
c* ? v. ?. V/mi chAn 1/1 ho !
orusi mis inn ...
thankful to the Lord for lmvinsr sent
you this splendid dinner."
if the Ixii'd sent it." said little
May. "that was tite express charges
ma paid the butcher man yesterday,
wasn't it?"?fatholie Standard.
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I LOVE'S 11
? STRATAGEM I
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? By Martha *
t McCulIoch-Williams 1 !
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j, Go&yrijhl, 1502, by the 3. S. McCbru Ccnsaiy J
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FeneJla watched licr mint with wide,
unfaltering eyes. She was much too
angry to be the least bit afraid. I>eliberately,
in cold blood. Miss Do Yaux
Lad opened a letter addressed to Fenolla
and stood reading it as though it
were her own. The reading made her
*>vr>c <tvm W'hon ?!?<> c:iii!C to tile sliT
nature, slie stamped bard and made to
lling the offending sheet into the lire.
Fenoila was too quiet for her. She
caught the letter, crumpled it between
locked hands, then confronted Miss De
Vaux with a face as set as her own.
"I have wanted not to hate you. Aunt
Pain." she said. "There are just the
two of us left. Bur- hut you make mo
do it. 1 did not think my father's sister
could be so dishonorable."
Miss I)e Vaux gasped. If one of the
roses blooming on the terrace outside
the windows had spoken reproof of
her, she would have been scarcely more
amazed. Fein !la in all the tivo years
since she came t<? Vauxiour had shown
herself a pattern of silent, shy obedience.
She must be instantly disciplined.
"(io to your room at once!" she said
icily. "Stay there until John Jennuin
comes. I shall tell him the whole truth.
Alter mat, n lie sun wisues in ujan-.>
you, you will leave liv house as his
wife or else as penniless as you are
ungrateful."'
"I shall go now!" Fenella said, turning
toward the outer door. Miss De
Vaux barred her way. saying with a
bitter smile: "Wait. Head your letter.
Between the lines you will find out
that your true iove, Mr. Allen Lee, does
not want you unless you bring him the
hope of my money."
Fenella's luminous pallor turned suddenly
ashen, but her head was high as
she answered, "You would hardly have
tried to burn a letter which said that.''
But instead of pressing to the hall
door she turned and went up the stairway.
In an hour she came down, a slim,
black wraith, clothed in the faded
mourning she had worn when she came
to Vauxlour. A small bag, pitifully
rusty, more pitifully tlabby. dangled
from her hand. "I am taking away
nothing but what belongs to me. Bear
witness to that. Aunt l'arn," she said
dully, pausing a few steps in front of
Miss De Vaux. "You wore right. 1 was
ungrateful. I understand now. you?
you- wanted to save 1110 the hurt, the
shame of it," she went on, "but I must
go away, just the same. 1 cannot?can
not marry"?
"Stop, foolish child! There need be
no talk of marriage?until you choose,"
Miss I)e Yaux said huskily. Under
her crust of imperious pride she loved
Fenella dearly. "Listen! Be "wise and
a little pitiful. John Jermain ought to
be my son. 1 never loved anybody but
his father. My pride and temper parted
us. Now you know* why I want
him to have the money, yet not to leave
it away from my own blood.",
"Lot him have it?unincumbered,"
Fenella said proudly.
Miss Do Vaux wrung her hands.
"You?you must not go away," she
said. Fenella smiled wanly, but shook
her head, saying. "I must."
"You are mad?quite mad!" Miss Do
Yaux said, the distress in her voice apparent.
A tall, wholesome looking fellow
came gustily through the door. Two
strides took him up to Fenella. "What
does it mean-tins masqueraue: nc
asked. Miss I>o Vaux began to speak,
but renella stopped her by an imperative
gesture.
"It means you are to be rich and
liappy in your own way," she said
clearly. "I have not been so blind as
you thought. Mr. Jennain does not
really care for me. lie loves Susan
Weir, though he has never let himself
acknowledge it."
Termain laughed heartily. "In that
ease you must needs console me." he
said. "Haven't you heard the news?
Susan eloped last night with Alien
Lee, and I have been ready to lnurdei
him this last six weeks. I was so sure
he had bewitched our fairy here."
lie touched Fenella's arm reverently
as he spoke. She shrank from bin;
and made as if to speak. Miss De
Vaux put a hand over her lips, saying:
"Let me tell him. Kenella. lie ought
to know the truth, bur girl was bewitched.
Jolm. That is the true word
for it. Hut she had the strength, the
sense, to save hei.self?would not hear
of a secret marriage. She had found
him out. She is going away because I
have been cruel. Tel! her she must
stay."
"I bare no right to tell her any
think'." Jermnin said. ]>i?lintr through
ali his healthy tan. Then to Feudist
ho said-: "Hut you need not <ro. dear,
to-useape mo. I shall never foroe inysolf
on yon. I love you too well"?
"It is not that." Fonolla interrupted.
"I will stay. and. irladly. on one condition."
"Name it." .Toiauaiti said. looking j
away. Fonolla drew back a stop.
"That I may In? my aunt's corn pan Lon.
not hot* heiress." she said. "If !
you will lot hoi' adopi you"
Sue stopped. faltering tho loa.sl hit.
ii - .
.Ienaaiu frowned blaokly. Inu suddenly :
his fair oloarod as if by niaaie. "I behove
lhat is Tin.' host way out." ho said. |
with a slight siauiiioaiu 1:0s lure to Miss !
I?o Vaux.
Tla- now ordor of thimrs made littlo :
outward difference. Inwardly Fonolla 1
olutl'od ovoi' slialil and subtle eha litres. !
Matorially sho had no oauso for ootu- |
plaint. I [or salary was a litilo more !
than her quarterly allowance had boon,
tier duties weie Joss than sho had rolt
Women as Well as Men
Are Made Miserable by
Kidney Trouble.
Kidney trouble preys upon the rnind, discourages
and lessens ambition; beauty, vigor
tana cheerfulness soon /
disappear when the kidneys
are out of order
or diseased;
Kidney trouble has
become so prevalent
that it is not uncomrr on
for a child to be born
1 afflicted with weak kidneys.
If the child urin
. ates too often, if the
urine scalds the flesh or if, when the child
reaches an age when it should be able to
control the passage, it is yet afflicted with
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LKXi-WCUlIlg, U^pCUU upVil 11. UIC Uwt'OiC UL
the difficulty is kidney trouble, and the first
step should be towards the treatment ot
these important organs. This unpleasant
trouble is due to a diseased condition of the
kidneys and bladder and not to a habit as
most people suppose.
Women as well as men are made miserable
with kidney and bladder trouble,
and both need the same great remedy.
The mild and the immediate effect of
Sv/amp=Root is soon realized. It is sold
by druggists, in fiftycent
and one dollar
sizes. Ycu may have a
sample bottle by mail
tree, also pamphlet tell- Home of Swamp-Root
ing all about it. including many of the
thousands of testimonial letters received
from sufferers cured. In writing Dr. Kilmer
& Co.. Binghamton, N. Y., be sure and
mention this paper.
nntariiv taken on her.se!:' in the old
flays. ?he had .meator absolute tree- ?
iotn, but she missed something.
Miss I >e Vatix no louder talked to
her of tiio Lutnre. Now and again she
Sitid of such or stieh a plan. ".John
will keep it up." And once she went.
?.#% i\i>. .ii! t/i .ldd tti-if in T11r? cvpnt of
Fonolla's marriage after live years'
satisfactory service she would give lier
B wedding out tit and a modest if comfortable
dowry. Further, she made
not the least objection to potential
lovers. If lliey asked her leave to
court her niece, siie said invariably
Fenella was free to choose for herself.
Thus a year passed. Fenclla was
finding out things?things bitter to be
borne. She had thrown away happiness
because, forsooth, she fancied it
was to be thrust upon her. Jerwain
was as kind as ever, as chivalrously
courteous, but nothing more. Of course /
he no longer cared for her; of course,
too. he would marry as soon as he
found a lucky woman exactly to his
mind. Until that happened Fonella
meant to stay. Afterward? She
stopped there, blind and trembling.
Still it was like a knife thrust when
Miss I>e Vaux said: "Fenella, John
is to marry shortly, so on many accounts
1 think it wise to get another
companion. lie has chosen well. As
he is to live with me after he marries,
it is almost certain lie would not like
to have you keep the place."
*I understand. I will go." Fenella
said through stiff lips, then, waiting
for no answer, stumbled blindly away. I
In the briefest t/mc she was walking
down the avemfc, looking neitner 10
right nor left, her eyes still unseeing.
Half way to tlie gate sbe ran plump
Into Jermain's arms. The? closed
about her in most possessive fashion
as he said, with his lips on her hair, .
answering her incoherent murmurs:
"Oi' course, Aunt Ham needs another
companion. You are going to be my
pr'ecious wife."
Mysterious Circumstance.
One was pale and sallow and the
other fresh and rosy. Whence the
difference? She who is blushing
with health uses Dr. King's New
Life Pills to maintain it. By gently
arousing the lazy organs they compel
good digestion and head off constipation.
Try them. Oily 25 cents, at
t le Kaufmann Drug Go's. Store.
Wheele & Wilson .
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