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3 Colonel Bunker t '* * ^ * Tbe fiery Warrior TeBs How the South Re- I ~ sisted Insidious Northern GodtaH ^ 1 ivy?f>fyV'V''|P'Vv'yrrr'yrVrf TTrf ^7* [Copyright, 1902. by C. B. Lewis.] "^^PEAKING about cocktails, sub," said Colonel Bunker as he sipped lovingly at bis mint julep and smacked his lips onnwivol?''anontirxr ql^nnt FWlr+nil<3 and their influence on the politics of the country, let me tell yo' a little incident. It was a few years after the wah, suh, and just after the no'th had introduced the cocktail to the south. It was a new drink to us, but we took it up very liberally. General Bob Taylor was running for governor of this state that year, with a thousand chances to one in his favor. I was to meet him here at this hotel to talk ovah matters, and I came out on this III . i^PJUPI "XUBXEL BUNKEB, IT GIVES ilE TOTAIr JjOYED PliEASUliE TO OBSEEVE THAT TO' ABE A CAITIFF." . ' veranda to find him drinking a cockJ taiL It was his fo'th while waiting for me. " 'Howdy, kurnel?' says he as I sits down. ** 'Howdy, Bob? say? I as I wonders what he is drinking. He orders another for himself and one for me, and we fell to talking about the wah. Bob Taylor was a majah, suh, and he was a brave and gallant man. We hadn't. talked long when he says: " 'Kurnel Bunker, yo' at the battle of Malvern HiU^^believe?' " 1 was, suh.' ** 'And yo* ng&s? have seen the charge I made wtfli my regiment on the six guns in the center. I had only 600 njen under me, and the enemy numbered fully 5,000. but we started with a cheer,. suh, and we swept forward with yells, suh, and though I lost 400 men I brought back the guns.' "'Bless yo', Majah Bobr I says. JDUL J V VC gUL lUlUjjS UiiACU up. J. made that charge myself. Any history* of the .wah will give me the credit' " 'But I must have done it' ** 'But yo' are mistaken.' "The majah seemed lost in thought for awhile, and I was wondering if he didn't feel well, when he woke up and I said: " 'Kurnel Bunker, yo' was at the I battle of Gaines Mill, I reckon?' " T was, suh.' " 'Do yo' remember when the enemy massed to crush our left and came down like a wave of the sea?' " 'I do, suh. It looked to be all day \ with us just then.' "'And it would have been, kurnel, it would have been if I had not put | myself at the head of my regiment 'and led a living wedge against the enemy i and broken him. Yo' may remember that I received the thanks of our general then and there.' "Majah Bob,' says I as I began to breathe hard, 'there are no less than ten histories of the wah out already and mo' coming, and every one of those histories will prove that I myself led that living wedge and saved the left wing of our army. I was mentioned in general dispatches and special orders, sub. and if I could have brought myself to leave my brave boys I could have had command of a brigade/ "With that I got up and walked about and wondered what had got into the man, and perhaps it was five minutes before he said: "'Kurnel Bunker, am I mistaken in thinking yo' were present at the battle j of Chancellorsville?' " 'To' are not, suh,' I replied. 'It has been said that I personally brought on that battle.' " 4If yo' were there, kurnel, yo' must Iiave seen me put myseu ax me ueau . of the Silver brigade and roll the enemy's right flank up like so much paper. Yes, suh, yo' must have seen it with yo'r own eyes, and no doubt yo' were one of the thousands who cheered me after the charge was over.' " "Majah Lob Taylor,' says I somewhat stiffly, T am not a humorist. I seldom smiie, and I never laugh. Do yo' mean It for a joke when yo' take the credit of things I did myself? If so, suh, let me tell yo' that I don't appreciate It' 44 'Kurnel Bunker.' says he in a slow and deliberate fashion and meaning to insult my very name, 'it gives me unalloyed pleasure to observe that yo' are a caitiff!' 44 'Suh! Suh!' 44 'A caitiff, a coward and a liar!' "Gad, suh. but 1 don't know why I didn't take him by the throat then and there and throttle the life out of him. I did start to do it, I believe, but caught myself in time. It was five minutes before I could speak, and then my words were few. I simply told him to expect a visit from my second and strode away. As I turned the co'ner I J met General Polk, and when I told him of the insult he threw up his hands in amazement. He couldn't doubt my word, but it was a hard thinj? to believe. Of co'se he was willing to act as my second, and in fifteen minutes it had been arranged that ' Majah Bob anil I were to meet at sunrise. Thirteen previous meetings of the sort. with my escutcheon un stained, made it an almost everyday affair for me?that is, I ate and slept as usual, and no one saw any change in me. I had differed with men, suh? differed with them on astronomy, geography or the curl of a pig's tail and gone to the field to uphold my honah by. simply pinking them, but here was the grossest insult of my life. I had been called a caitiff, a coward and a liar, and my mind was made up to kill Majali Bob in his tracks. I believe that certain persons called upon him during the evening and sought to induce him to apologize, but he was firm in his refusal and rather strange in his demeanor. Morning came, and I sauntered to the grounds. I never hurry in such cases, suh, nor do I let any thoughts of death trouble me. When I reached the spot, I was as cool as ice and as calm as a duck pond. I looked for the majah to show up early, but it was a full hour befo' he appeared?a full hour, suh. And then how did he come? May I never hear the hum of grapeshot again if he didn't come along with two niggers, who had bags of potatoes on their backs, and he was going to show them where to plant them! "'Howdy, Kurnel Bunker?' says he as he stops to shake hands and offer me his plug. " 'I am here on this field of lionah to kill yo', Majah Bob,' says I as I folds my arms and steps back. " trn_ t_?ii ft ttti *r d9 xo Kin me: ?vuai lur: " Tor yo'r words of yesterday.' " 'What words? I never even saw yo' yesterday.' "W3 were half an hour arriving at a solution of the puzzle." said the colonel, "but we got it at last. Majah Bob Taylor wa6 cocktail drunk when I met him on this veranda. If it had been whisky intoxication, I should have detected it, but it was the cocktail, sub, the insidious cocktail. He had talked with me without knowing me and without being responsible for what he said. Why, suh, the man's hair fairly stood up when I repeated the naW' he had called me, and there wan?^uch a look of earnestness on^hiflwfSce that it was impossiblejj0<f{o believe him. Under the cijrp?^stances the duel was off,, of?cctse, but something else was """off too. It was plain to us that the cocktail had been introduced to the south to upset her whole political system and prevent the phenix bird from rising, and we swore to abjure it, suh, to nip it in the bud and drive it back whence it came. And we nipped it, suh, and we drove it, suh, and we -i. 1- v. siucii 10 our miui jiuep, auu uere we are at the head of the world, suh, and If yo' don't mind"? I didn't and we took another. M. QUAD. Does It Pay to Buy Cheap? A cheap remedy for coughs and colds is all right, but you wanteomehiog that will relieve and cure the more severe and dangerous results >f throat and lung troubles. What hall you do? Go to a warmer and more regular climate? 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