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The Lexington Dispatch.
' Wednesday, November 19? 1902.
HE WORKED THE BANKER.
How a Clever Merchant Killed Two
Birds With One Stone.
Recently a wealthy merchant In Paris
who does an extensive business with*
Japan was informed that a prominent
arm in xoKonania naa laiiea, Dut uie
name bf the firm he could not learn,
though he was most anxious to ascertain
whether it .was the one with which
he did most of his business in that city.
He coiiJd have learned the truth by
cab.ing. but instead he went to the
man, a well known banker, who had
received the news and requested him
to reveal the name of the firm to him.
"That's a very delicate thing to do,"
replied the banker, "for the news is
not official, and if I gave you the name
I might incur some responsibility."
The merchant argued, but in vain,
and finally he made this proposition:
"I will give you," he said, "a list of
ten firms in Yokohama, and I will ask
you to look through it and then to tell
y me, without mentioning any name,/
whether or not the name of the firm
which has failed appears in it Surely
you will do that for me?"
"Yes," said the banker, "for if I do
not mention any name I cannot be held
responsible in any way."
The list was made. The banker
looked through it and as he banded it
back to tbe merchant said, "The name
of the firm which has failed is there."
"Then I've lost heavily," replied tbe
merchant, "for that is the firm with
which I did business." showing him a
name on the list
"But how do you know that is tbe
nrm w&icn nas raiiear assea tne i
banker in surprise.
"Very easily," replied the merchant
- "Of the ten names on the list only one
is genuine, that of the firm with which
I did business. All the others are fictitious."
Lots of people who suffer from
constipation or biliousness know they
need a medicine but refrain, dreading
the* common griping, purging,
sickening sensations of the ordinary
remedies. Now we are prepared to
supply a treatment that is void of
these unpleasant effects?a modern,
mild, pleasant, thorough remedy?
Ramon's Liver Pills and Tonic Pellets.
Two medicinep, complete care,
25 cents. Sample free for the asking.
Barman's Bazaar.
Two Impossible Men.
Dr. Hauslick once asked Schumann
how he got on with Wagner.
"Not at all," replied Schumann; "for
me wagner is linpossioie. uouDiiess I
A he is a very clever man, but he talks
too fast?one cannot get a word in."
Some time after, in an. interview
which Hauslick had with Wagner, allusion
was made to Schumann,
v "With Schumann," said Wagner, "it
\ is impossible to arrive at an understanding.
He says nothing. Some
years ago on my return from Paris I
called upon him to talk of operas, concerts,
composers and other interesting
matters with which I had become acquainted.
Schumann looked at me
stolidly, or rather he looked into space,
without saying a word. Faith, I took
f leave of him almost immediately. He
is an impossible man."
Taking; Ho Chances.
"Do you mean to say that you don't
want a railway through Crimson
Gulch?" asked the astonished surveyor.
"That's exactly what I mean to say,
young feller." answered Broncho Bob.
"Cactusville got a railroad, didn't it?
And they hadn't It two weeks before a
couple of men won half the money in
camp, got cold feet, took the train and
was gone forever and ever. Crimson j
Gulch ain't takiu' any such chances." I
? t? u&uuigiuu oiur.
Startling, But True.
"If every one knew wbafc a grand
medicine Dr. King's New Life Pills
is," writes D. H. Turner, Dempseyt
)wd, Pa., "you'd sell all you have in a
day. Two weekB' use bas made a new
man of me." Infallible for constipation,
stomach and liver troubles.
. 4 25j at J E Kanfmann's drug store.
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and makes the system ^\p^\\'\
1st Nature; do not take
which act for a time, but v\\ t^^n\\
i than before. Use a gentle I |
LIVER FILLS | ?? |
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s to restore perfect health, Jj j j jl
PICTURESQUE BRITTANY.
A Market Scene In This Quaint
French Province.
Brittany is a land where the peasants
till the earth in zouave trousers, toreador
jackets covered with arabesque
embroideries and green waistcoats
around which run lines of crimson.
The women wear short red skirts,
great medici collars and coifs that flutter
about their heads like the wings of
doves. From beneath the points of
their black caps the- children gaze at
you with wide eyes full of the curiosity
of animals.
These people live in houses built of
sculptured granite and sleep in openaawvt/v/4
lilrA m/Mloho ro.
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bieks of Egypt.
In spite of the "Breton Interiors" and
"Returns of the Fishermen" with
which painters swamp the market this
race is still unknown or misunderstood,
for they should be seen not in
paintings, but in their homes, in their
old time streets, on market days and
when, in fair time, the tents are pitched
In the village market places.
; Fiery'little horses draw to market
fish, fine vegetables and all the early
produce of Roscoff. They are spread
out upon the sidewalk. Chickens
cackle; goats bleat; pigs, tied by the
leg, strain toward the vegetables, sniffing
at the fresh greens.
Farmers in sabots, carrying great
blue umbrellas under their arms, with
the two ribbons of their felt hats floating
down their backs, pick their way
among the Dinan china displayed on
the ground?capacious soup tureens,
cider jugs and plates covered with
painted flowers and grotesque figures.
The peasants converse with but few
gestures; they bargain in gutteral
tones.
These taciturn people forget themselves
in the barrooms on fair days.
The taverns are full of noise. You
may hear the sound of an accordion
and the plaintive note of the biniou (a
sort of bagpipe), leading monotonous
e\ d nrot
Into the harbor come boats .laden
with fish; other boats go out The
fishermen are fall of business. Next
week will occur the departure for the
new country. There are women who
weep.
Above all this agitation the smoke of
the village chimneys mingles with the
great white clouds. The quiet sea mirrors
the sun.?Artist Castaigne in Century.
If you are bilious and seeking advisers.
Take DeWitt's Little Early Risers,
Just before going to bed.
You will find on the morrow.
You are rid of your sorrow?
That's all; just enough said.
These famous pills do not gripe, but
move the bowels gently and easily,
cleansing the liver. Their tonic
effect gives strength to the glands,
preventing a return of the disorder.
J. S. Kaafmann.
The Coming Conveyance.
The trolly car seems to be the coming
means of locomotion and in
this event steam railways will be
one of the bas beens. Electric trolly
lines are being built all over the
country and others are being projected
with every assurance of completion.
In our own State there are at this
time several electric lines in successful
operation and one or two more are
in their embrayo state. Those lines
which have been in operation a snffi
cient length of time to demonstrate
their capabilities as money earners
have proven to be a safe and sound
investment for capital. The latest
project being considered is a line
from Aiken via Wagener to Columbia.
Whether or not, however, any practical
results will come of this agitation,
remains to be seen.
If you have a bad cold you need a
good reliable medicine like Chamberlain's
Cough Remedy to loosen a&Vl
relit re it, and to allay the irritation
and inflammation of the throat
and lungs. For sale by J. E. Kaufmann.
Take some imagination, mix with
a little passion, bottle it up?and
you have a love affair.
A man who marries for money
may lack sentiment, but he has a
large stock of good horse sense.
If a man never changes bis mind
he is eiteer very bright or very stubborn.
A vuestion settled by force, rather
than reason, always comes up for
resettlement.
There probably never wa3 a time
when all men were satisfied with
their share.
Some Gf&ce-holdera seem to forget
the time when they were officeseekers.
No disappointment can be quite so
intolerable as disappointment m one's
self.
A Thanksgiving- Dinner.
Heavy eating is usually the first
cause of indigestion. Repeated attacks
inflame the mucous membranes
lining the stomach, exposes the
nerves of the stomach, producing a
swelling after eating, heartburn,
headache, sour risings and finally
catarrh of the stomach. Kodol relieves
the inflammation, protects the
nerves and cures the catarrh. Kodol
cures indigestion, dyspepsia, all
stomach troubles by cleansing and
sweetening the glands of the Btomach.
J. E. Kaufmann.
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"CoonHuating."
President Roosevent has been in
the South on a "coon" hunt. Instead
of treeing the "coons,'' however, a
"coon" (Booker T. Washington) treed
the President.
This signature is on every box of the genuine
Laxative Bromo?Quinine Tablets
the remedy that cures n eold in one clay
UTERARY TREASURES.
Some Which Have Been and Some
Which May Be Lost to View.
The world, we have been assured
time and again, knows nothing of its
greatest men. Perhaps it is equally ignorant
about its greatest books. Are
we quite sure that the idols in our literary
pantheon are arrayed in their
due order of precedence? The rules of
precedence change, and who shall assert
that those prevalent at any given
- time are the final ones? But, above
all, are we quite certain that there may
not be a notable work of genius lying
unnoticed and unknown amid the
wrecks of the river of time, waiting
only for some lucky accident that shall
reveal it in all Its beauty to an astonished
world?
Such accidents with such results have
been frequent In the history of the
past.. Indeed such accidents have preserved
or have revealed to the world
no insignificant proportion of its now
acknowledged masterpieces.
The books of the Bible themselves
have experienced the narrowest escapee
from what might have resulted
In their total loss. The most notable
example is that of Deuteronomy, which
disappeared from the Jewish world for
over a century. The story of its rediscovery
by the high priest Hezekiah
during the reign of good King Josiah
is set fortji In the Old Testament.
Shakespeare was practically forgotten
in the days when Addison wrote
his "Account of the Greatest English
Poets," with never a mention of the
name of the very greatest, yet it was
shortly afterward that Shakespeare
was resuscitated.
Fitzgerald's "Omar Khayyam" and
Blackmore's "Lorna Dooiie" dropped
stillborn from the press and later won
a sudden popularity by accident?William
S. Walsh in Era Magazine.
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Many of the leading people in English
society regarded Thomas Carlyle
with a feeling almost akin to reverent
delight when he chose to behave like
an ignorant boor in their drawing
rooms, even taking his seat, it is said,
unbidden in the presence of the queen.
This generation, however, has little patience
with such eccentricities.
It was an English bishop who, when
the historian Freeman had worn out
his patience with his rudeness, introduced
him to a waiting audience as
"the distinguished scholar that so admirably
describes and illustrates the
savagery of our ancestors."
Treatins: Bnrns.
Cold water with ice in it is the tiling
to use when an accidental burn from
dcids or alkalis is encountered. Nitric
acid gets spilt at times, or even vitriol
may. A limb burned with acids must
be plunged in cold water and kept
there, so that the water may dilute
the traces of the acid in the skin as
much as possible. When acid burning
causes injury, the water should be rendered
alkaline by adding soda to counteract
the acid.
Botanical Xote.
A fern in a jardiniere and two little
sprouts in tin cans if put in a window
are sufficient to give the woman who
owns them the right to use the word
"fernery."?Atchison Globe.
Miss Idat M. Snyder,
Treasnrer of the ; !
Brookly n East End Art Clnb. 1
I " If women would pay more attention to 8
I their health we would have more happy |
H t.iIaiA# mA^AM nn/l onA ?f fh^l/ EI
IWIVW^ IHUWIVIJ UIIU uuu^i ivvi Jf uiiu aa mivj q
would observe results they would find I
that the doctors' prescriptions do not |
perform the many cures they are given E
credit for.
" In consulting with my druggist he advised
McEIree's Wine of Lardui and Thcdford's
Black-Draught, and so 1 took it and
have every reason to thank him for a new
life opened up to me with restored health,
and it only took three months to cure me."
Wine of Cardui is a regulator of the
menstrual functions and is a most as-1
tonishing tonic for women. It cures I
scanty, suppressed, too frequent, irreg- I
ular and painful menstruation, falling I
| of the womb, whites and flooding. It |
| is helpful when approaching woman- 1
| hood, during pregnancy, after child-1
I birth and in change of life. It fre- |
1 quently brings a dear baby to homes I
I that have been barren for years. All H
I druggists have $1.00 bottles of Wine 1
I of Cardui. J
lwiWE0fCARDuTi
ill SttJIOlT'S
I .QUGH CURE,
f A &YRUP.
Unique?unlike any other cough preparation.
The quickest to stop a cough and
to remove soreness from the lungs. 25c.
THE MURRAY DRUG CO.,
COLUMBIA, S. C.
For Sale at THE BAZAAR.
Aug. 18?ly.
M FRUIT HUB |
That Grow and Bear Frnit, I
Write for our 60 page il
telustrated Catalogue and 40
page pamphlet, "How to i
^2 Plant and Cultivate an Or- ;
chard," Gives you that in- I
formation you have so long j
nm wanted; tells you all about j
\?M -:m those big red apples, lucious s
peaches, and Japan plums i
with theirorientalsweetness,
A all of which you have often
wondered where the trees
came from that produced
jffjka them.
Jiffs! iEVERYTHINO GOOD IN
J rniuve
rnuna.
jf' n+U Unusal fine stock of SILVER I
Jjtpz r>K MAPLES.young, thrifty trees !
kCF L ^smooth and straight, the kind |
Sjg^Jr^that live and grow off well,
old, rough trees. This is
,?p^3g^the most rapid growing mapie
and one of the mostbeautiful
shade trees.
sfl&fflffr- ? Write for prices and give
list of wants.
J. Van Lindley Nursery Co.,
Pomona, N 0.
THE PROOF OF THE
PUDDING IS THE
EATING.
THE PROOF OF THE
iEDICINE IS THE
TAKING.
HILTON'S LIFE FOR THE LIVER AND
KIDNEYS will verily every claim made lor
it. Test it by a trial of a 25 s. bottle It
makes last friends wherever once used, and
becomes the medicine of the household
I- is pleasant to take, acts pleasantly and
causes one to feel pleasant.
It is the best and quickest remedy ior me
cure of kidney troubles, lame back, dis
ordered liver and any derangement of the
stomach and bowels.
BOTTLES, 25c., 50c. and $1.00.
Wholesale by the MURRAY DRUG CO.,
Columbia, 8. C.
For Sale at THE BAZAAR.
May 15?ly.
Parlor Restaurant
1336 main street.
COLUMBIA, - S. C.,
The only up-to-date eating
House ot its kind in the City of Colombia.
It is well kept?clean linen,
prompt and polite service and get it quickly.
Quiet and order always prevail. You get
what you order and pay only for what you
get. Within easy reach of desirable sleeping
apartments.
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B. DAVID, Proprietor.
BEESWAX WANTED"
IN LARGE OR SMALL QUANTITIES
WE WILL PAY THE HIGHEST MARket
price ior clean and pure Beeswax.
Price governed by color and condition.
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1707 MAIN ST., COLUMBIA, S. C.
C0MARBLE AND GRANITE
>mm,wP fnl dealers 8?u^- 1186 foe best grade material in manufacturing.
Monuments and Headstones and gaarantee our work and
' fiinish to be the besf. When yon hear a man oomplaining
that he can bay so mnch cheaper from some
little follow who is anxious to sell anything, yon
I' A can put it down that he will get cheap stock,
cheap work, and of course a cheap job.
A5HRl?i?!LIM Wp r>an nnmriAfA rritVi anv fair riaftlpr
- Tff i rtfyrofeB country, but we cannot
say we will sell as cheap as
some as we do not c6re
work.
IRON s WIRE FENCING, GRAVE LOT COPING, ETC^
for sale. Write to us or see our
MR. P. B. EDWARDS, LEXESTGTO]Sr, S. C.
and we will see that you are treated fair.
SOUTH CAROLINA MARBLE WORKS.
September 1J. ?tt
HUSEHAIN'S GUN STORE
WE HAVE
Parker, Lefevers, Smith, Ithaca, Forehand,
Pieper, Baker and Winchester
Repeating Shot Guns.
The Ithaca Guns are guaranteed to shoot all kinds of Smokeless Powders; never become
loose or shaky. Price < trom $21 up. We keep the best makes of Single Barrel Gtm*.
AU kinds of Rifles and Air Guns, Powder, Shot. Wads, Primers, Shells, Loaded Shells
in all sizes. Edison Phonographs, and Graphaphones. We do all kinds of Repair
Work. Headquarters for Hunters' Supplies.
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I 508 MAIN STREET, COLUMBIA, S. C.
September 17,1902?16w.