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The Lexington Dispatch, j
^ Wednesday, July 2,1902. I
General Mixture.
n. .AAnarnAi? *M?r?r\nOOO fr? have A I
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county fair this fall.
Experience that is given away is
seldom appreciated.
t Man's inhumanity to man has made
thousands of lawyers wealthy.
One Minute Gough Cure
For Coughs, Colds and Croup.
A sailor rarely gets so sick that he
wants to throw up his job.
Accept no substitutes for work.
There is none "just as good."
Luck may come and luck may go,
but real merit hangs on forever.
A wise man is as slow about giving
advice as a fool is about taking it.
When the dn.y breaks some men
, are too lazy to make use of the pieces.
What a monotonous old world this
would be were it not for the delusions
" therein!
Husbands are not made to order?
but some wives seem to think they
are.
Hilton's Life for the
Liver and Kidneys tones
up the stomach.
Those people who are looking for
perfection in this world should avoid
mirrors.
fe It's the doctors, not the patients,
& who are writing testimonials for the
9 water cure.
m A charter will be applied for at an
% early date for the new 825,000 hotel
$: to be erected in Abbeville.
r
The South Carolina Pharmaceutical
Examiners have instituted a war
I on the unlicensed druggists cf the
fe State.
Y Cut this out and take it to J. E
P* Kaufmann's Drug Store and get a
box of Chamberlain's Stomach &
h Liver Tablets. The best physic,
ff They also correct disorders of the
1 stomach. Price 25 cents.
An oil refinery company will be
established in Charleston whioh is expected
to refine the oil of all the independent
companies in the State.
Dr. E. J. Forrester, pastor of the
i Greenwood Baptist church, has
L tendered his resignation and will go
to Washington, Ga., where he has
t accepted a call.
Lightning struck the new barn of
Chas. D. Stradley near Greenville
destroying a horse, two hogs, wagon, |
lumber and farming tools. There
was no insurance.
Hilton's Life for the
Liver and Kidneys
overcomes constipaI
tion.
The A. R. P. church at Pleasant
Hill, Lancaster County, was moved
several inches by a severe wind storm
recently. The pastor had just pronounced
the benediction when the
f
storm came up.
v As is customary a number of the
students have been appointed to canvass
the State this summer in the interest
of the South Carolina College.
Examinations for scholarships will
be held in the various counties of the
State in July.
I
n and delicate women,
y and makes the system \\A \\ \\
sist Nature; do not take \Vx\ wwf &\\\\
which act for a time, but V\\ fiftu A
n than before. Use a gentle Vu\ tiggS* \\
; LIVER PILLS HI
IG PELLETS ^ IIJMjji]
es to restore perfect health. IIIf & 8f?? // //
the roses on the cheeks. I /jjj
at all dealers. ////I/i j
Thirty-seven cadets of the South
Carolina Military Academy graduated
laBt Monday.
A man on trial for murder in
Connecticut objects to riding from
the jail to the courtroom in the sume
conveyance with a,negro. This question
of social equality knows no sectional
lines.
Smith^nd Dennis, the two whith
merchants who were accused of set
ting fire to their store in Timmonsville
last year by which many other
stores were burned, were tried last
week at Florence. Mistrial resulted.
"I am using a box of Chamberlain's
Stomach & Liver Tablets and find
them the best thing for my stomach
I ever used," T. W. Robinson, Justice
of the Peace, Loomis, Mich. These
Tablets not only correct disorders of
the stomach but regulate the liver
and bowels. They are easy to take
and pleasant in effect. Price 25 cents
per box. For sale by J. E. Kaufmann.
The Comptroller General is now
sending out checks to the beneficiaries
of the artificial limb fund provided
by the General Assembly for
one-armed and one-legged Confed
erate veterans. Each of the beneficiaries
gets $22 98
Thirty-three young women were
graduated from Winthrop last week,
and twenty-one others were given
certificates for having completed
some of the industrial courses. The
enrolment for the past year reached
459.
The farmers in Arkansas are offering
from $2 to $3 a day for help Jn
harvesting their wheat; 5,000 hands
are wanted badly to save the overripened
crop, which is falling to the
ground. Every effort is being made
by the State Employment bureau to
secure hands. The congregations at
churches are praying for help to be
sent them, while the men are in the
fiolds at work.
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Unawares..
' Oh, my!" sheexclaimed impatiently.
4,We will be sure to miss the j
first act. We've been waiting a good
many minuteB for that mother of
mine."
"Hours. I should say," he replied
rather tartly.
"Ours!" she cried joyfully. "Oh,
George, this is so sudden?"
Summer complaint is unusually
prevalent among children this season.
A well developed case in the writer's
family was cured last week by the
timely use of Chamberlain's Colic,
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy?one
of the best patent medicines manufactured
and which is always kept
on hand at the home of ye scribe.
This is not intended for a free puff
for the company, who do not advertise
with us, but to benefit little
sufferers who mav not be within easv
access of a physician. No family
should be without a bottle of this
medicine in the house especially in
summer time.?Lansing, Iowa,
Journal, For sale by J. E. Kaufmann.
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A French T&s.
French families have to pay what j
is called a personal furniture tax, |
which, however, is a misnomer, for a j
man may have $1,000 or $50,000 j 1
worth of furniture in his house, but j
the tax will be the same. It is reg- j
ulated by the amount of rent paid, j
families paying but $80 for rent be- (
ing exempt.
Arkansas Republicans Split. |
Two Conventions Nominates for Gov- !
ernor-A Protest Against Gen. Clayton's
Boss Rule. J
Little Rock, Ark., Jane 2G ? Two '
separate Republican State conven- j
tions were held here today as the i
result of factional differences. One |
convention nominated Charles D
Greaves of Hot Springs for governor
and protested by resolution against
what it terms the "unfair practices
and methods of the so-called Republican
central committee1' and the
arbitrary dictation of boss rule, otherwise
known a "Claytonism."
The other convention, called the
reguiai ncjocuiuiagc, i-u^u tuiu ui^i
noon and busied itself with the appointment
of committees. It received
a telegram of cordial greeting
from Gen. Powell Clayton, embassador
to Mexico. Clayton's name
was cheered by the regulars. He
was re elected a member at large of
the State committee after the convention
had changed the manner of
electing committeemen, so as to devolve
that duty upon the delegates.
After the transaction of routine business,
recess was taken till 8 p. m.
The convention that nominated
Greaves for governor adopted a plat
? - - h J 4U A/^rwMninf WA
iorui WU1UU KliUUIBCO IUD auiuiuiou?tion
of President Roosevelt and
pledges him support. "Should he
be the Republican standard bearer
in 1904," the platform continues, "we
pledge an increased vote from the
State of Arkansas,"
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Electric Bitters
America's greatest blood and nerve
remedy, is a most wonderful ToDie,
Invigorator and blood purifier. It's
the only sure cure in the world for
jaundice and all disorders of the
Stomach, Liver and Kidneys. It
gives New Life, Strength and Energy
to Body and Brain. Only 50c., at
Harman's Bazaar.
Ed and His Brother.
The revival of the talk of Edward
0 Wolcott going into the president's
cabinet recalls a story told at the ex
pense of the former Colorado Senator.
Years ago when ex-Senator
Wolcott and his brother, Henry Wolcott,
established a law and real estate
office in Georgetown, Col., Henry ran
the real estate end of the enterprise
and did fairly well, but there was
nothing doiDg in the law part, which
Edward looked after, and, becoming
discouraged, he decided to move to
an adjoining camp, where a silver
lead had been struck. He packed
his belongings on a donkey and was
fthnnt- t,n nt&rt when he remembered
his first sign, which read, "Ed Wolcott
& Brother."
"You don't want that sign, do you,
Henrj?" he asked.
"No; take it along," replied Henry.
The young lawyer and embryo
statesman packed the si^ 1 on the
donkey and arrived at the new mining
camp dusk the next afternoon.
The miners came up and looked him
over. One of them read the sign
strapped to the donkey's back and
asked:
.tkTTThich of you all is Ed?"
Some Laws of Health.
Don't worry. Don't hurry. Don't
over eat. Don't starve. Fresh air
day and night. Sleep and rest
abundantly. Spend less nervous
energy each day than you make. Be
cheerful. "Work like a man; but
don't be worked to death." Avoid
passion and excitement. Associate
with healthy people; health is con
fcagioua as well as disease. Don't
carry the whole world on your shoulders,
far less the universe. Trust
the eternal. Never despair, "lost
hope is a fatal disease."
? ?
A Woman's Intuition.
Teas?She says she can't understand
why people call him a flatterer.
Jess?She does, eh?
Tees?Yes; I guess its because he
i . i mi, jt
never saia anytning nattering to ner.
Jess?More likely lie did say something
flattering and she's tryiDg to
make herself believe he was in earnest.
Stops the Cough and Works off
the Cold.
Laxative Bromo-Quinine Tablets
cure a cold in one day. No cure, no
pay. Price *25 cents.
THE ONLY WAY THE BEST.
A Porto Rican's Peculiar Method of
Milking a Covr.
"I was stationed in Porto Rico for a
year or more,'' said a volunteer of the
late war, "and I found one custom in
particular that I looked upon as too
funny for anything. No cow is ever
milked until after her hind legs have
been tied together in the most secure
manner. I have seen a man spend far
more time with the rope than in milking
As I was born on a farm and have
milked a cow thousands of times I was
of course interested, and more so bepiinsp
T never saw a eow otherwise
than gentle. I set out to try to convince
the natives that they wore going to a
great deal of trouble for nothing, but I
never quite satisfied them. 1 sat down
and milked their cows without their
legs being tied and then got up to say:
" 'There; don't, you see that it is far
easier my way?'
" 'I do, senor,' would bo the reply.
" 'Then why not do it my way? Why
tie up the legs of a cow when there is
no need of it.'
" 'But suppose she should kick?'
" 'You may as well suppose she
won't.'
"Ah, senor, that is the very thing. If
we suppose she will kick and won't
kick, then we must be worrying all the
time as to which it will be, and so it is
better to tie her legs and keep our
thoughts on our greatness as a people.'
" M. QUAD.
Trained.
P %
"But I want a dog for a lady, my
wife's mother, and"?
"Dis is de one for ye, boss. W'y. he
bit my mudder-in-law last week!" ?
New York Journal.
An Airy Invention.
"Yes, I've got a fine new scheme. It's
a life saving net for aeronauts. You
spread it on light steel rods and hang it
to the bottom of the car of the balloon.
Then, when the aeronaut topples out
or the balloon blows up he falls into
the net and is saved."
"But suppose they both fall?"
"Who? The man and the net? They
can't fall. The net is fastened to the
car by tested steel chains."
"But, supposing the balloon falls?"
"The balloon can't fall, either?the
net is in the way."?Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
The Burden.
V > r ?1-^ 1^ 1 Phinnn
rurmci xussuuum'i ^uwuci v^uiunaway,
the politician, declares that he is
in the bands of his friends.
Farmer Hornbeak?Yes, I know he
does, but it sorter looks to me that the
true state of affairs is that his friends
have got the colonel on their hands.?
Judge.
Xot Without Interest.
"Ughl" disgustedly exclaimed the exchange
ticket, withdrawing as far as
possible into the corner of the man's
pocket. "You're from a pawnshop!"
"Suppose I am," replied the pawn
ticket. "I am the pawnshop's one redeeming
feature."?Philadelphia Press.
A Word of Warning:.
"What do you think about that man's
boastful assertion that his word is as
good as his bond?"
"I regard it as a very obliging warning
to anybody who might be thinking
of taking his bond."?Washington Star.
Wolf V/.oo Tnrn
"But you promised to do some work."
"Yes, ma'am, but I just remembered
I've made dat promise to 485 other
wimmen, an' you must wait your turn,
you see."?New York Journal.
Shirt Waist Girl.
The shirt waist girl,
Who sets awhirl
The hearts of all beholders,
Again is here
To charm and cheer,
And there's no room for scolders.
In raiment light
And color bright
She forms a picture pleasing;
She holds full sway
When either gay .
Or serious or teasing.
She's here and there,
She's everywhere, '
In all directions going; ys.
Amid the hues *1
Of blacks and blues .,\7
Her shirt waist bright is glowing.
When days are hot, /'>:
They worry not,
This girl attired so lightly,
For as a rule :r'.vvo
u ? ? .1 ' r
OilU ^ llXill til Hi vwi .
And always smiling brightly.
Long she will reign, j \
Till summer's wane, . ? ;
E'er winning approbation, I.
And she'll be queen ! iV;
"Wherever seen ' Svij
On faraway vacation. '
So careful be v!gj
Whene'er you see -q
The shirt waist girl so charming, \M
For hearts she breaks
And conquests makes "-'H
In manner that's alarming.
?Pittsburg Chronicle-Telegraph. 3
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coupled with experienced buyers, places us in a position
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We invite you to inspect our stock when in Columbia.
It won't cost you anything and may save you
jI3 some hard earned American Dollars.
?3 By a special deal we are enabled to offer sa
?? 5000 MEN and BOY'S SUITS gg
at extra special prices.
69 Our S10.00 Suits for Men are made of the BEST 69
MATERIAL md by the best workmen.. For ?5.00
C3 we can give you a suit fit for anybody to wear. CCS
?0 1,000 pieces fine Flowered Organdy, special, at 50c.
&J0 1,000 dozen King's Spool Cotton at 12c. per spool. ?F0
?fj 5,000 pairs Men' Mixed Wool Trousers at 25c. a pair ?fj
25 We will be prepared to offer one of the largest Maiaga
Hats for men, at 10c. each. We have contracted ?ffi
for 25 cases and will be 50 per cent, under the market
m&k c?n these famous hats.
SB Thousands of good things to show you. SB
Thanking the readers of the Dispatch for their lib- s?
SB eral patronage in the past and soliciting a continuance S3
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that he can buy so much cheaper from some
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