The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, March 26, 1902, Page 7, Image 7
1 The Lexington Dispatch.
Wednesday. March 26. 1802.
I
Stats News Stems.
Ar>ril 26 has been set aside by the
I
House for eulogies upon the late
Congressman Stokes.
The Saluda Sentinel, under its new
>
management, has been enlarged and
now appears as a six column quarto.
Charleston has two candidates in
the field for congress from the First
rtietnVt, fi-porpe S. Legare and T. W.
? O - W
^ Bacot. *
From our exchanges we notice that
the office seeker is abroad in the
land shaking hands with those he i
meets.
Admirers in South Carolina of Senator
John L. McLaurin have presented
him with a $600 Kentucky
saddle horse.
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U. ill. vvuuer, a pruimuciic twuitu
man, and at one time postmaster at
Columbia, died at his residence in
that city last Friday.
The dispensary was voted down at
Greenwood on March 30th, by a vote
of 153 for to 158 against. It seems
Ephriam is joined to his idol (the
blind tiger.)
Lady Constance MacKenzie ap- j
peared at a luncheon, served in the
open air by one of the smart set of
Aiken, in trousers with riding coat
and top boots.
W. B. Love, of the board of di
rectors, reports that a large cumber
of hogs have 'died in the penitentiary
recently of cholera and that the disease
is still prevalent.
Representative Lever has introduced
a bill in Congress providing
for the erection of a monument to
the memory of General Sumter, the
site to be in Sumter and the appropriation
to b9 $25,000.
In Florence recently R. L. Crawley
and Miss Pearl Collinp, a school
girl of 13, were married without the
consent of the bride's parents. The
irate father had the husband arrested,
but afterward repented of his haste,
and permitted his release.
Mr. S. Noel Long, an efficient
health officer of Columbia, died Thursday
morniDg. He was a nephew of
Mr. John N. Long, of Lexington
county, and had many acquaintainance
there. His remains were carried
to Georgetown, Ky., where he
has an aged mother and sister, for
interment.
.
? The Greenville Mountaineer has
entered upon the 78th year of its
life. In times past this paper was
edited by some of the brainiest men
in the State who held themselves
personally responsible for their utterances
and were qaick to defend
their convictions with their life's
blood.
James P. Cary, E q , of Pickens,
has been appointed to preside over
the extra term of the court for
Greenville county. If these ''extra |
terms" continues we will bave more
of them than regular onef: but
who cares, the taxpayers must foot
the bill!
"Rev. R. P- Pell, has resigned the
Presidency of the College for Women
in Columbia, and accepted that
of Converse College at Spartanburg.
He has been succeded in the position
he has just vacated by Miss McClinfcock,
a lady of experience and culture.
These changes will not be
operative until the present term closes.
Dr. Bull's Cough Syrup Cures
A Cough or Cold at once. Conquers
Croup, Whooping Cough and Measles'
Cough without fail. Best for Bron
chitis, Hoarseness, Grippe, Pneumonia,
Consumption and Lung Affections.
Quick, suro results. Price, 25c.
A Terrible Mistake.
A celebrated German physician was
once called upon to treat an aristocratic
lady, the sole cause of whose
^ complaint was high living and lack
of exercise. But it would never do
to tell her so, so his medical advice
ran thus:
"Arise at 5 o'clock, take a walk in
^ ^ the park for one hour, then drink a
cup of tea, then walk another hour
and take a cup of chocolate. Take
breakfast at S."
Her condition improved visibly un^
til one morning the carriage of the
IIIIIW I II ?
baroness was seen to approach the
| physician's residence at lightning
| speed.
The patient dashed up to the doctor's
office, and on his appearing on
the 8ceae she gasped out, "Oh. doctor,
I took the chocolate firsi!'r
"Then drive home as fast as you
can,'' ejaculated the astute disciple of
| Aesculap, rapidly writing a prescrip
| tior, ''and take this emetic, rne tea
must be underneath." The grateful
! patient complied and continued to
| improve.
Could Not Breathe.
" (
Coughs, colds, croup, grip, bronchitis,
other throat and luDg troubles
are quickly cured by One Minute
Cough Cure. One Minute Cough .
Cure is not a mere expectorant, '
which gives only temporary relief.
Tt- artrl liomifioa fhp milflnilP.
11 CUiicuo auu v ? - - j
draws out the icfhmmation and re- 1
moves the cause of the disease* Abso- ,
lutely safe. Acts at once. "One
Miuute Cough Cure will do all that
1
I is claimed for it,'' says Justice of the
[ Peace, J. Q. Hood, Crosby, Miss. "My
wife could not get her breath
and was relieved* by the first dose. (
It has been a benefit to all my fam- j
iiy/' J. E. Kaufmann. i
Pointed Paragraphs.
Let well enough alone?unless[you
are a physician.
As a pin is bent, so is it inclined
to carry its point. .
Undertakers lose out when the
dead past buries its dead.
Woman is a good listner when she 1
can't think of anything to say. <
One woman may envy the beauty J
of another, but her intelligence?
never. ;
Children of poor parents are born J
lucky, they have no inheritance to
lose.
With the exception of lovemaking, (
there are many new ways cf doing ]
old things.
Some people think things they
don't say, and others say things they
don't think. * '
If a girl has freckles it's a sign
she has a good memorj: she simply j
can't forget them.
Some folks are saddest when they \
sing; and others are saddest when <
they are not asked to sing.
Oaly a man who has nothing to
live for can afford to sit down and
wait for the happening of the unex J
pected.
The would-be humorist rubs it in
on the mother-in-law occasionally, but *
realizing which side of his butter the
bread is on, lets the father-in-law
religiously alone. ;
Bryan Moves in a Barn.
Lincoln, Neb., March 19 ?W. J.
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Jtsryan is do longer a resident 01 me
city of Lincoln. This was Mr.
Bryan's 42nd birthday, and he celebrated
the event by moving to his
farm four miles from the city. XT 11 til
a handsome country residence which
he is building shall be completed
Mr. Bryan and his family will live in
the barn.
Practically Starving.
"After usiog a few bottles of Kodol
Dyspepsia Cure my wife received
perfect and permanent relief from a
severe and chronic case of stomach
trouble," says J. R. Holly, real estate,
insurance and loan agent, of Macomb,
111. ''Before using Kodol Dyspesia
Cure she could not eat an ordinary
meal without intense suffering. She
is now entirely cured. Several physicians
and many remedies had failed
to give relief." You don't have to
| diet. Eat any good food you want,
| but don't overload the stomach.
| Kodol Dyspepsia Cure will always
| digest it for you. J. E. Kaufmann.
The Democrats for the Boers.
The Democratic members of the
TT/misc at- a nannnQ nnQMimnnclr _
XJL UUOC Ck L Ck tCIUVUU UUUU1UJ V7UD1J ttUVJJt"
I ed resolutions declaring congress
} should express the sympathy of the
! American people for the struggling
Boer Republics and pledging themselves
to use their utmost endeavors
to "force" the committees to report
! resolutions expressive of such sym:
pathy in order that congress migtt
| have an opportunity to act.
Silence is a virtue that is frequerti
ly overlooked by fools.
IT LACKED NOVELTY j
A COLLECTION OF HEIRLOOMS THAT
WEARIED AN OBSERVER.
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The System of licnlinK Ont Family j
Glory and Supiilyin^ Ancestral
Trakm at So Much Per ilour ,
Has Its Drawbacks.
Two guests were being shown through :
q Philadelphia mansion in which a j
couveau riche broker was entertaining j
a party of fashionable friends. The
splendid array of family heirlooms, all j
bespeaking a lineage of earliest colc- j
nial origin, deeply impressed one of the ;
party. lie was a stranger but lately i
arrived from Baltimore. Oddly enough,
his companion, a Pliiladelphian, seem- j
ed flippantly indifferent to these treas- i
ured relics of a family's honored history.
"Remarkable collection of heirlooms
nm* hnst bus " romnrkod the stramrer
as bo stopped before a battle scarred !
sword of Revolutionary days.
''Yes," drawled the Philadelphia!! j
cynically, "very interesting. But unfortunately
it lacks the charm of nov- i
city for me. Already this season I've
seen the same batch of relics in three !
other Philadelphia houses."
"How could that be?"
"Oh. simple enough. It only means
that all four families, our host and the
three others I refer to. hired their ancestral
trappings from the same man." !
"Hired them?"
"Yes, hired them. We have in this 1
city an enterprising collector of colonial
junk who makes a business of <
renting out family glory to all who j
were unfortunate enough to be born '
without it."
"Whew!" was the only comment the I
astonished Baltimorean could utter.
And doubtless many Philadelphians I
would be moved to say "Whew!" if j
they could learn how many members i
of the Quaker City social elect are con- J
strained to seek the assistance of the j
heirloom dealer when they wish to j
give a brilliant function.
It is a deception that is forced upon |
them, for unless you have distinguish- .
?d appearing forbears you stand little \
chance of penetrating the sac-red pre- I
cincts of the local fashionable set.
Ancestry, not cash, is the open ses- j
ime, and even if a man can claim some i
sort of a family tree his pretensions are J
questioned unless he can show some of j
the furniture or portraits that his ;
American forefather brought with him j
an the Mayflower or the Welcome.
Of course if the two vessels named j
had been as large as the Great Eastern I
and had been loaded with nothing but
heirlooms they couldn't have carried j
half the stock needed to launch the de- j
scendants of Pilgrim fathers into so- i
ciety. Ilence the need of an heirloom j
dealer.
He has bis warerooms in Pine street. .
in a part of the city which was once j
the center of fashion, but is now de- j
serted by that element in consequence j
Df the westward movement of the city's ]
elect.
Ostensibly be is a curio dealer, but
nis revenue is mainly derived from
furnishing and hanging the walls of ;
fashionable dwellings with century old j
portraits.
This clever manipulator of men's j
vanities has ancient, straight backed j
furniture and copper kettles and snuff- {
ers for candles and bullseye watches j
and similar relics of ancient grandeur, j
all at your disposal for a night, when .
you, poor fellow, with money, hut no
ancestors, want your friends to know
what an old family yours is! He also !
has rare furnishings for libraries and j
drawing rooms which you may rent if j
you have the price.
It matters not from what part of the j
country the applicant hails or what :
particular descent he wishes to claim, j
his needs are promptly filled.
For those who wish to pose as lineal j
descendants of the stanch old colonial j
patriots who fought the stamp tax and |
defied the power of King George at
Bunker Hill and drew up the Declara- j
tion there is especially attractive stock, j
For the haughty cavalier who "came {
over" with Lord Delaware there are i
costumes and furniture 'and portraits i
of more elaborate style, as befits the !
past of emigrants who in England
basked in the favor of the king and j
were participants in brilliant court cer- !
emonials.
The Quaker City allegiance to the ;
honored memory of William Perm is a
sentiment that the curio dealer has ,
been careful to cherish.
On his walls he has portraits of stu- '
dious looking Quakers. On his shelves :
are modest Quaker clocks that did |
service in the days when the founder ;
was exchanging thirty blankets for j
Philadelphia.
There are Quaker walking sticks, tinker
imvps documents on all subjects, ;
household utensils a legion.
It is true that this system of supply- ;
ing ancestors has its disadvantages. I
Contretemps such as the one revealed ;
at the beginning of this article are |
bound to occur. The hawklike eye of a j
connoisseur, trained to recognize in- i
stantly the value, authenticity and his- i
tory of antiques, often pierces the deception
and remembers seeing the j
"treasured family heirlooms" some- j
where else. Hut in the main people j
are gullible, and the wealthy but pie- j
beian aspirant for social honors vaunts
the blueness of his blood and points
with pride to his hired heirlooms without
much danger of discovery.
And meanwhile the crafty Pine
street dealer smiles, waxes rich and j
pphoes n celebrated remark of Puck's 1
regarding' the average intelligence of
mortals.?Philadelphia North Ameri- j
can.
The Hen'* Plaint.
"What's the matter?" asked the roos- ,
ter. "More absentniindedness?"
"Yes." replied the hen. "I can never
fiDd things where I hy them."?Phila- !
delphia Record. ^ ^
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CURIOUS KOREAN CUSTOM. \
The Brittle of Stones Which Ularks ;
Beginning of \eiv Year.
One of the most curious customs in j
Korea marks the advent of the new i
year. This is the battle with stones.
participated in by inhabitants of Seoul, j"
At a spot about a mile and a half out- j
side the. city walls, on the main road to !
the Hail river, the people assemble by
thousands either as witnesses of or participants
in this truly remarkable exhibition
of warlike irood will. By previous
arrangement piles of stones are in j
readiness, all carefully selected and of !
a convenient size.
j. ?r
\\ illlUlll pi"C\ iUUS M'leCUUI! U1 nilll- |
batants the participants fonn tlicinselves
into opposing armies, about the !
only qualification lor service being ap- j
parcntlv the ability to burl a stone at |
the advancing forces of the enemy. At
first the stone throwing is at long range
and uninteresting, but as the throwing
continues the forces draw nearer, and
the fight waxes fast and furious, men
being detailed to collect the stones into
heaps again or fetch fresh ammunition
for the firing line. Then the clash
comes, the two bodies meet, fierce rush
es are made, stones arc discarded, an :
knives and clubs are freely used. The
clash of weapons, the screams of the
combatants, the surging mass of men,
some being trampled to death, now
falling, now struggling to their feet, tho
blood flowing from numerous cuts?the
whole goes to make a picture that depicts
anything but the joy we attribute
to the coming of a new year. The tight j
is kept up until the clang of the great '
city bell tells the combatants that it is
time to return home.
Perhaps the most singular feature
of tho celebration is that during the
remaining eleven months of the year
the Korean is as amiable a person as
can be found in any country, and by
some writers the average Korean is
characterized as the most abject coward
011 the face of the earth.
But, cowards or 110 cowards, the
Korean people still indulge, as they
have for years, in this annual warlike
welcome of the new year. Indeed it is
legal in Korea to light not only 011
New Year's day, but during the first
moon or month of the year. The custom
has become a national institution,
sanctioned by the government and
patronized by the king and the nobility.
The police attend the battles, but
merely to keep order among the spectators.
Fighting is the Korean's privilege
with the advent of each new year,
and he is expected to exercise that
privilege to the extent of his ability if
he would be accounted a good, country
loving Korean.?New York Tribune.
APHORISMS.
In misfortune even to smile is to of- |
?1 t>.,
LCliU.?uuuvu.
Generosity is the flower of justice.
?Hawthorne.
Every one can master a grief but he
that has it.?Shakespeare.
Nothing is more friendly to a man
than a friend in need.? Plautus.
The plea of ignorance will never take
away our responsibilities.?Kuskiu.
Pride is as loud a beggar as want
and a great deal more saucy.?Franklin.
Young men think old men fools, and
old men know young men to be so.?
Metcalf.
Modesty seldom resides in a breast
that is not enriched wuh nooler virtues.?Goldsmith.
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Never be afraid of what is good. The j
good is always the road to what is 1
true.?llameleton.
If we could read the secret history I
of our enemies, we should find in each
man's life sorrow and suffering enough
to disarm all hostility.?Longfellow.
Florence Xifihtincnle's Real Name.
The fact is but little known that the j
family name of Florence Nightingale j
was not originally Nightingale, but j
" 1 - !
Sliore. ner miner was a ncu cueuiciu j
banker of the name of Shore and con- i
nected with an old family which had !
been in possession of land in the conn- !
ties of Derby and York since the lif- j
teenth century. Mr. Shore assumed the i
name of Nightingale long after the !
birth of his children and because he inherited
the fortune and estates of his
mother's uncle. There were but two
children in the family, both girls. The
eldest was named Parthenosse, be- j
cause she was born in Athens, and this
name was supposed to indicate her father's
profound admiration for the Parthenon.
The younger. Florence, was
also named after the city of her birth, j
The Retort Judicial.
When Judge Barnard was on the
bench and holding court in Poughkcepsie,
a lawyer who did not like him
chanced to see a one cent coin lying on
the floor. Picking it up and holding it
fm-tli in ostentatious disnlav. he said:
"I imagine, your honor, from the
value of this coin, that it must belong
to the court."
"And I imagine." replied Judge Barnard,
"that if it was not such a small
coin the court never would have seen
it."?New York Times.
His Sent.
Mrs. Gaussip?1 saw Mr. Stock.son
Bonds at the upholsterer's yesterday. 1
guess he's going to get married and
furnish a home.
Mrs. Mala prop? No: I'll tell you wht^t
took him there. I hear he bought a
seat at the Stock Exchange last week.
It was a secondhand one, and 1 guess
he wants it fixed up.?Philadelphia i
Press.
How They Grow.
First Year?The biggest trout I ever j
caught was a foot and a half long, and
he had a big fishhook in his stomach.
Tenth Year?Did I ever tell you about
the trout I once caught? It was over a J
yard long and had an anchor in his i
stomach.?New York Weekly.
| SPRING AND SUMMER |
IfurticksI
m .. S8
a \\ E arc ready tor the Spring and Summer
?19 ^^#l)uyer.s. Oui stock is complete with all the
S31 LATEST THINGS OF THE SEASON ?B
Oar net spot casli system of buying and selling,
coupled with experienced buyers, places us in a posi- gWJ
tion to otter prices that few can meet. gjTT|
We invite you to inspect our stock when in Columbia.
It won't cost you anything and may save you ?*^2?
J33 some hard earned American Dollars. < S3
By a special deal we are enabled to offer 25
13 5000 ME2T and BOY'S SUITS g|
|5|^ at extra special prices.
Our 810.00 Suits for Men are made of the BEST 65
gjj MATERIAL and by the best workmen. For $5.00
CP we can give you a suit tit for anybody to wear.
1,000 pieces tine Flowered Organdy, special, at 50c.
1,000 dozen King's Spool Cotton at lHc. per spool. C79
?9 5,000 pairs Men' Mixed Wool Trousers at 25c. a pair ?9
gjrS We will be prepared to offer one of the largest Mai?9
aga Hats for men, at 10c. each. We have contracted ?9
for 25 cases and will be 50 per cent, under the market
Hfc? Thousands of good things to show you. linft
XlJ Thanking the readers of the Dispatch for their lib S3
eral patronage in the past and soliciting a continuance QE?
S of the same, I am the purchaser's friend. JgJg
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Goods of all descriptions are the only kind kept
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as cheap as the same class of goods can he purchased
elsewhere, should inspect this stock before
purchasing. Honest values for your money is
our guarantee, so if your want to buy goods
that will prove to be just as represented, give
us a call and you'll not be disappointed.
matwstoekt. MEASLY OPPOSITE POST OFFICE. COLUMBIA. S. C.
October, 9 ?3m.
Sitli Mil Mali forks,
1707 MAIN ST., COLUMBIA, S. C.
|||3marble and granite
, -rDealers South. We use the best grade material in manufacturing
Mouuments aud Headstones and guarantee our work and
liinish to be the best. . When you hear x man complaining
that he can buy so much cheaper from some
- - little fellow who is anxious to sell anything, you
'lltlSi) can Put ^ down that he will get cheap stock,
cheap work, and ol course a cheap job.
^ssEl^ 4?. <71 We can compete with any fair dealer
g in this country, but we cannot
work.
ill WIRE lili, CRM LOT COPING, ETC,
for sale. Write to us or see our
MR. P. B. EDWARDS, LEXIXGTOX, S. C.
and we will see that you are treated fair.
SOUTH CAROLINA MARBLE WORKS.
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