The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, February 12, 1902, Page 7, Image 7
The Lexington Dispatch.
Wednesday, February 12,1902.
To Early to Learn.
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Thomas M. PattersoD, the new
Senator from Colorado, is principally
known in his state for the frequency
with which he changes bis politics
Within the last eight years he has
been a Democrat again, besides supporting
independent local tickets at
various times in Denver. In Washington
this winter they are telling a
story of something that happened in
Denver once. A young and green
political canvasser had been put out
to canvass the election district in
which Mr. Patterson lived. HeraDg
the bell of the magnificent Patterson
home at the corner of Pennsylvania
and Delaware avenues, and of
the sable servitor who appeared, demanded
the name of the occupant
"Mistah Tom Patterson, responded
the colored boy.
"What are his politics?" asked the
canvasser, adhering strictly to his
list of printed questions.
"Why, laws-a-massy, boss," said the
- ? ? t TT _
serving man, "i aon c Know. ju.o
ain't been home since breakfast."
Favorite Nearly Everywhere.
Constipation means dullness, depression,
headache, generally disordered
health. DeWitc's Little
Early Risers stimulate the liver,
open the bowels and relieve this conan/1
thnrnnxrh.
U1UUU* UOJLC) o^/vvwj mm?
They never gripe. Favorite pills.
J. E. Kauimann.
Suitable Mourning.
Sadie bad tied a large red bair
ribbon about ber arm, bad buDg an
old plum colored veil over her crim- ,
son mushroom hat and bad wrapped
herself in a cast off shawl in a hue ,
to match.
Her small brother looked at her ,
with some curiosity. ''What are you .
1 doin' that for?"
. -r, !l-_ J T<? '
"121 a Widow, aim ALU aiuuimug
for my husband what's dead.v
uAh, but yuh silly, yub, people
dome wear red when they're in
mourning!" '
That "stumped" Sadie for some- '
time. She spent the next five min- 1
utes in sweeping up and down the
room with a solemnity that was hotly
tinged with indignation. But filially
a sudden beam of inspiration shone 1
? forth upon her face. "Huh! Mebbe (
you wouldn't think yourself so smart
if I telled you what my husband
died of."
"Ah what'd he die of V *
"He died of scarlet fever!"'
To Cure a Cold in One Day j(
Take Laxative Brcmo Quinine j ^
Tablets. All druggists refund the (
money if it fails to cure. E. W.
Grove's signature is on each box. 25c.
< Admiral Sampson's Condition.
Family Denies That the End is Mo- ]
mentarily Expected. ,
Washington, Feb. 7 ?At the home <
of Admiral Sampaon it is said the
rfinnrt printed in papers this morn- ]
L C ?
iog that his death is momentarily ]
expected, is untrue. The nurse said j
that the admiral had been woree two j
or three days, but is improving this j
morning. At no time has his condi- j
tion been considered critical. He ,
has not been unconscious at any <
time except when sleeping.
&ay Not Come. !
Washington, Feb. 7.?Special.?
Theodore Roosevelt, Jr., is ill with 1
pneumonia at the boys1 school at
Groten, Mas6., and Mrs. Roosevelt j
will leave here for his bedside this 3
afternoon.' She has cancelled ali ;
> engagements. The condition of |
their son, who is 1G years old, may ]
prevent the president and his wife
going to Charleston next week.
When you lack energy, do not
relish your food, feel dull and stupid,
after eating, all you need is a dose
of Chamberlain's Stomach & Liver
Tablets. They will make you feel ,
like a new man and give you an j
appetite like a bear. For sale by J. 1
E. Kaufmann.
One woman breaks a man's heart
and some other women mends it.
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Women as Well as Men j
Are Made Miserable by
Kidney Trouble.
Kidney trouble preys upon the mind, dis- !
courages and lessens ambition; beauty, vigor ;
tand cheerfulness soon i
disappear when the kidneys
arc out of order
or diseased.
Kidney trouble has
become so prevalent
that it is not uncommon j
for a child to be born J
afflicted with weak kidneys.
If the child urinates
too often, if the
urine scalds the flesh or if, v/hen the child
reaches an age v/hen it should be able to
control the passage, it is yet afflicted with
bed-wetting, aepena upon u. me cause 01
the difficulty is kidney trouble, and the first
step should be towards the treatment of
these important organs. This unpleasant
trouble is due to a diseased condition of the
kidneys and bladder and not to a habit as
most people suppose.
Women as well as men are made miserable
with kidney and bladder trouble,
and both need the same great remedy.
The mild and the immediate effect of
Swamp-Root issoon realized. It is sold
cent and one dollar
sizes. You may have a ||^pi
free, also pamphiet tell- Homo of swamp-Root,
ing all about it, including many of the
thousands of testimonial letters received
from sufferers cured. In writing Dr. Kilmer
& Co., Binghamton, N. Y., be sure and
mention this paper.
It is repotted tbat Rock Hill, IS.
C., has from ninety to a hundred
cases of small pox.
It ie said that pillow shams are no
longer fashionable, but tlere are
numerous other shams with which to
fill the void.
The difference between brave men
and cowardly men is tbat the man
who is afraid has a contempt for the
man who is afraid.
A farmer in Addison, Me., has a
sheep which in one season yielded
two fleeces, ooe black as ink, and
the other white as snow.
There are five millionaires in South
Carolina, three in Charleston, one in
Columbia and one iu Orangeburg,
according to the World Almanac.
When a young man begins to
know bow much kss he knows than
he thinks he knows then he knows
something that is really worth knowing.
Greenville, Tenn. j
I have thoroughly convinced my- j
self that Dr. Baker's Blood and
Liver Cure is the finest medicine
node for Indigestion and Constipa- .
lion. (I have tried them all) and
was cured by the use of this medi- ;
fine, after all others had failed. I j
nost cheerfully and unhesitatingly !
indorse it. Tours truly,
EL N. Baker, Mayor. }
For sale at the Bazaar.
If a man lives in his own house he i '
pays the interest on his own mcrt- i
?age; if he lives in a rented house j je
pays the interest on somebody j
jlse's mortgage.
Governor McSweeney has issued
jis proclamation offering a reward of j
?1,000 for the arrest of Bartow War- j
:en, the alleged train robber, mur- j
lerer and all round b^d man.
An Indiana man has been married
twelve times and is now looking for !
lis thirteenth wife. There is a man ;
who evidently hasn't got sense I
;nough to be superstitious.
*T have used Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy for a number of years and j
lave no hesitancy in saying that it is i
hn hPHfc rpmpdv for oouohp. colds
md croup I have ever used in my j,
family. I have not words to express i (
ny confidence in this remedy.?Mrs. j
J. A. Moore, North Star, Mich. For ;
sale by J. E. Kaufmann.
She?"Are you as pood a judge of !
aorses as you are of?wives ?" The
Widowerer?"Well, I can't say I am.
['ve only lost one fortune through
aoree6."
Mr. Maniy?"Well, my dear, I've
aad my life insured for $5,000." |
Mrs. Manly?"How very sensible of i
pou! Now, I shant have to keep \ !
telling you to be so careful every j i
place you go." ! j
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True to Name.
Planters Cuban Oil, a
wonderful liniment for the j
NerTcs and Bones. This
celebrated oil cannot be excelled as j
an internal remedy where a quick |
and penetrating cure is needed for j
rheumatism, neuralgia, burns, cuts, :
sore threat, stiff neck or pains in i
any part of the body or limbs. We
also have Planter's Cuban Relief and ;
Nubian Tea for sale. Call at the j
Bazaar and get a bottle.
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' Seventy-five Thousa
A?sI3 MIL
THROWN ON THE MARK
We must have room for our Big Spring Purchases and we are overloa
until next season. Cost not c
Men's 10.00 and 8.50 dollar Suits at #4.98.
Men's 18, 16 and 15 dollar Suits at #9.98.
Men's 3.00, 2.75, 2.50 and 2.25 dollar Trousers at #1.49 per pair.
Men's 6.00, 5.00, 4.50 and 4.25 dollar Trousers at #2.98 per pair.
All our Men's 5.00. 4.00 and 3.75 dollar Shoes at #2.98 for this sale.
A Great Pile of
MEN AND LADIES' SHOES,
many in the lot worth 2.75 per pair, your pick at 75 cents.
Thousands of W
NOTHING LIKE THIS S
SOUTH C.
Come and bring your friends and as
Wp WflTlt i
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Yours for Bargains,
1638 and 1640 Main Si
ATLANTAGRANITE
AND
Marietta Marble Works.
We have the best equipped plant in the South, with up to
date pneumatic tools and polishing machines which puts us
in a position to do nli kinds of
Marble and Granite Work
i at the very lowest prices. Estimates made on all kinds of
lifc Cemetery Work, and Building Material.
Wholesale and retail. Call on or address,
S. G. LIGZLEY & CO., P. W- BASNES,
Proprietors, Atlanta, Ga. General Agent, Ridge Springs, S. C.
May 8?ly.
Sill tola llaii farts,
ir t TV CT n/?T TMW f 4 ?
JLI VI JLJ jlp-a. .**. 9 -^- ?-'
BThe Largest Ketail
MARBLE AND GRANITE
Dpftlers South. We use the best grs.de material in manufacturing
Monuments and Headstones and guarantee onr work and
tiirjiah to be the best. When you hear a man complaining
that he can buy so much cheaper from some
littlo fellow who is anxious to sell anything, you
can put it down that he will get cheap stock,
cheap work, and of couise a cheap job.
We can compete with any fair dealer
in this country, bnt we cannot
say we will sell as cheap as
some as we do not care
wort.
IRON i WIRE F1CS, GRAVE LOT COPS, ETC,,
for eale. Write to us or see our
MR. P- B. EDWARDS, LEXINGTON, S. C.
and we will see tbat you are treated fair.
SOUTH CAROLINA MARBLE WORKS.
September 11.
-mr; v v-r w%. x? vr- v
,nd Dollars Worth of
T TAT T7^ TTT A 7"
XIV JTS. X
ET AT RECKLESS PRICES.
(led on winter merchandise. We will not carrv this enormous stock ovw
onsidered. The stuff must go.
i Dress Goods. Etc.
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MOO pieces of Fine Dress Goods, in all colors, ijualities, <fce., at 35
! to 40 per cent, under the present market value.
j 300 Men's Macintoshes Coats at 89 cents each, sold everywhere at
j $1.50.
ALE EVER BEFORE IN
AROLINA.
sk your friends to bring their friends,
ill to come.
URTICK.
;reet, COLUMBIA, S. C.
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I PERKINS MANUFACTURING CO.,
YELLOW PINE LUMBEK,
MANUFACTFREBS OF
IZICS-23: G-13 ID IE
FLOORING, CEILING, SIDING,
! FINISHINGS, MOULDINGS, SHINGLES AND LATHS,
^ DOORS.SASH AJVI? BLIXDS,
AUGUSTA, GA.
?"ESTIMATES CHEERFULLY FURNISHED..*
February 1?ly.
Wliec writing mention tho Dispatch. When writing mention the Disiwitefc
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Al I I
oianoara
floods of nil descriptions are the only kind kept
in stock in our new store, and those who wish to
purchcase the latest novelties in Fall and Winter
Dry Goods. Notions and Millinery
y . f v
as cheap as the same class of goods can !>e purehased
elsewhere, should inspect this stock before
purchasing. Honest values for your money is
our guarantee, so if your want to buy goods
that will prove to be just as represented, give
us a call and vou'll not be disappointed.
WIM. PLATT,
if a Tti? btoott rcc L T>T.v nTJ^nsTTTT! POST ffPFTCE COLUMBIA. S.
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October, 9.?3m.
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