The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, January 15, 1902, Page 3, Image 3
The Lexington Dispatch
p Wednesday. January 15,1902.
What Is Man?
Spartanburg Journal.
, Man is a two legged aDimal that
chews tobacco and walks on the forked
end.
Mo3t men were bom. "We never
heard of but one who wasn't and he
was made of mud?just for a sample.
Man is found in most parts of the
world. He roams at will, feeds in
r the day time and sleeps at night?
some nights.
t He is very tame. You can go and
pat yoar hands on him anywhere so
yoa don't put it on his pocketbook,
he has been known to kick under
each conditions.
Man's life is fall of disappointments,
patent medicines and cob
pipes.
He goeth forth as a lion in the
morning and leaves all the wood for
his wife to chop.
In the evening he sneaks home
with his pants ripped and raises cain
about "hard times."
Man is like a dog?howls a great
rdeal and rues about at night.
Like an elephat, be has a trunk
bat be don c always tace it witn mm
?the elephant does.
Men are like nails in one respec4:
in nine cases cat of ten where either
of them are crooked, they have been
driven to it by a woman.
Men are like chickens?they always
want to get on the highest roosf.
No man will not swear before a lady
?he always let her swear first.
Little things sometimes worry a
man most?twins for instance.
Man may eDjoy taking bis sweetheart
upon his knee, but after marriage
he doesn't like to be "sat upon."
"V.f"?IiIta o vofa.
JlAll li'juxiouco li&o ca log ritcu
day and tomorrow the undertaker has
him salted away in an ice box.
Now aa to what man is really good
lor, anthropology is still in the dark,
iteing strong he is used to draw pictures,
carry news and pull the revolver.
Properly trained man can jump
higher than any other animal. He
has even been known to jump mountain
resort board bills.
Although in many ways man is like
other animals, in this respect he differs
from all; he lives while standing
up.
Perhaps You Wonder
If the tormenting cold that made
last winter one long misery will be
as bad this year. Certainly not, if
yon take Allen's Lung Balsam when
L'- J Al- - 11 L
UC&img anu rawaeisB iu me uiiuai
announce the presence of the old
enemy. Do not expect the cold to
wear itself out. Take the right
remedy in time. Allen's Lung Balsam
is free from opium.
Hints to Farmers.
There is no U6e to remind farmers
that they are going to have pretty
hard times for the next seven months.
Bat maDy of them will pull through
all right. A few suggestions may be
helpful.
Start the plows the first day the
clay is dry enough to be broken.
Sometimes the top soil is dry and
the clay as sticky as dough. Never
plow land in that condition.
Sow some good lots in oats unless
you have fall oats enough to feed
stock. It is better "to sow good land
in oats, for then you will be sure cf
a crop. You can plant corn ana
peas immediately after the oats are
cut and make a fair crop. The pea
vines left on the land will help it
very much.
In these winter days get your tools
all ready. Have plenty of plows
and an extra plow gears. Provide
yourself with these extras so that
when something breaks no time will
' be lost in going to the shop or hardware
store.
Look after your terraces the first
thing so that you can run your rows
by them. The sooner you bed your
land for corn and cotton the better.
ft (!mn fr\ -ro_Vicr? it will
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pay you for the labor.
We saw a farmer a few days ago
who had most of his seed corn
selected and put aside. He had
peas enough to sow every acre of
stubble land to plant every foot of
his com land. He was not troubling
himself about the price of peas next
April. He expects to get ?1 50 for j
the surplus he may have.
Be sure and do not overcrop yourself.
It is foolish to depend on hir- j
ing extra hoe hands in June. Hake j
your arrangements now for all the ^
hands you will need.
Haul in pine needles and put in
stalls and stables and over tbe lot. 1
Keep a big pile on band so as to replenish
when needed. It is said 1
that half-rotted piDe needles hauled c
from the forest and put iu the drill ! 4
in January will help any crop that you
may raise. 1
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Buckshoal, X. C. 4
Four years ago I was helpless 1
with a misery in my back. I could L
not turn myself in bed. I was treated
by my physician, but he did me t
no good. I took one bottle of Dr. 8
Baker's Female Regulator and it 0
cured me. I think there is no medi- ^
cine on earth like it. *
Mrs. Emma E. Myers. c
For sale at the Bazaar.
Justice for the Editor.
State Tribune. Jefferson City, Mo.
"No man in the community does
more for the public and receives less
for it than the country editor," said
Senator Ciay Heather, of Palmyra,
Marion county, in the Missouri State
Senate when the bill reducing the *
price of publishing the Australian ^
ballot was UDder consideration. ''If
all the space he employs in booming
the towD, in helping individual?, in j
makiDg statesmen?sometimes out of
pretty raw material?were paid for
even at half tie legal rate, he would
bs the richest man in the county.
"Few country editors are rich, but 1
they are of more service to the com- ]
munities where they live than the c
wealthiest man. They are in the i
forefront of every movement for pro- 1
gress. They do the work and leave I
the emoluments to others. A good, ?
clean, honest newspaper?and most r
country newsDaDers are ??ood and
J o
clean and honest?helps on every
worthy cause and deserves every en- (
coaragement. It fights the party
battles, holds up the hands of the .
reformer and makes the scoundrel
afraid. I am opposed to this bill.
No paper in my county would print j
the ballot at the pitiful price named. .
They are not paupers. But for the t
amount of the splendid public service
they render they ought to be million- <
aireB."
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A Fireman's Close Call. '
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"I stuck to my engine, although ,
every joint ached and every nerve '
was racked with paiD,,: writes C. W. i
Bellamy, a locomotive firemaD, of \
BurlingtoD, Iowa , 4T was weak and (
pale, without any appetite and all run
down. As l was about to give up, l ,
got a bottle of Electric Bitters and, j
after taking it, I felt as well as I ever
did in my life." Weak, sickly, run
down people always gain new life,
strength and vigor from their use.
Try them. Satisfaction guaranteed '
by J. E. Kaufmann's. Price50 cents
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Had His Suspicions. !
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Tim Murphy had run up a small j
bill at the village shop. He went to (
MAn An/1 TT7 n VArtAini
[Joj lb auu nouicu u icwc:pb. (
"Oh, we Dever give receipts for i
these small amounts," grumbled the j
proprietor. "See, I will cross your {
account off the book/' And he (
drew a pencil diagonally across it.
"There is your receipt,'' he added.
"Do ye mane that that settles it ?"
asked Tim.
"Certainly."
"And ye'll Diver be askiDg for it j
again ?" j
"We'll never ask you for it again,"
said the ether decidedly.
"Faith, thin," said Tim. "and I'll j
be after kapin' me money in me
pocket, for I haven't paid it yet."
"Ob, well," was the angry retort,
"I can rub that out."
"Faith, and I thought as much," !1
said Tim slyly. j*
The proprietor of that establish- j ^
ment low issues a receipt for the ;
smallest amount. j J
Balsams from the Northern Wood j ?
arc in Pyny-Balsam, tlic certain cure for coughs, j ^
The Blue Ridge Railroad company ; g
has leased the railway running from
Belton to Anderson, o. C. t
Legal Tender Silver Dollars.
Washington, January !) ?The first j
inancial measure of importance to | ,
De reported to the House is that 1 ,
igreed upon today by the committee !
>n coinage, weights and measures,
.iroviding for the increase o? the sub- (
idery cf silver coinage. The mens- (
ire was introduced by Repreeenta- ! ]
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,196 Jtiiii, ox v^onaecucufc.
At the meeting of the committee
llr. Hill urged immediate action in
>rder that the bill might be brought
>efore the House at an early day.
Chis wa9 opposed by the Democratic
nembers who were against the bill
>n its merits and in particular proested
against what they alleged to be
indue haste. The committee then
irdered the bill reported, the vote
>eing on party lines. The bill auhorizes
the coinage of subsidiary
lilver coin without regard to limit ; j
md as public necessity may require, j ?
Che moat important feature of the ?
>ill, for the parity of gold and silver J
lollare, is as follows:
The Secretary of the Treasury is
lereby directed to maintain at all
imes at parity with gold the legal
ender silver dollars remaining out- ^
itanding: and that to this end he is
lereby directed to exchange gold for
- ^ " ? 1
egai tender silver aonars or any ; i
nultiple thereof: aDd all provisions i
if law for the maintenance of the ]
eserve fund in the treasury relating <
o United States notf s are, in the dis- ;
:retion of the Secretary of the Treas- <
iry hereby made applicable to the <
ischange of legal tender 6ilver dol- <
are.'' i
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"Working 21 Hours a Day.
There's no rest for those tireless
ittle workers?Dr. King's New L;fe
Pills. Millions are always busy, 1
^rrkii-1 T.'tror .T?nnf?ir?P_ Ril- I
ousnesB, Fever and Ague. They
janieh Sick Headache, drive out
llalaria. Never gripe or weaken.
Small, taste nice, work wonders.
Cry them. 25c at J. E. Kaufmann'e.
A Mysterious Affair.
Colombia State, loth inst.
Last evening Mr. J. D. Smithdeal
larrowly escaped death or injury in
i most peculiar manner. As he was
passing the Kendall building he
leard a queer noise and found upon
nvestigation that a bullet had passed
through a plate glass window at a
point bat a few inches above Mr.
Smithdears head. No one beard the
report of a firearm, and the bullet's
source is quite a mystery. It will be
remembered that in the fall a similar
;ase ended tragically in Richmond,
rhe superintendent of locomotive
3hops fell dead while talking to
friends. Blood was found on his
clothes. His friends were horrified.
He had been killed by a bullet from
3ome unknown hand, fired carelessly
perhaps.
A Burst of Generosity.
A man from Dunedin once visited
the town of) Wellington. An Irish
friend insisted upon the visitor staying
at his house instead of at a hotel,
and kept him there for a month,
playing the host in detail, even to
treating him to the theatres and
Dther amusements, paying all the
;ab fares and the rest. When the
?i6itor was returning to Dunedin,
the Irishman saw him down to the ;
steamer and they went into the j
saloon to have a parting drink.
"What'II you have asked the j
nost, continuing hi3 hospitality to j
;he very last.
'Now, look here/' said the man !
rom Dnnedin. "I'll hae nae mair o' |
;his. Here ye've been keepin' me at j
per house for a month an' payin' for !
i the theatres an' cabs an' drinks-#I |
;ell ve I'il stan nae inair o' it.' We'll j
usfc hae a toss for this one!"' i
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War in the Orient.
TIT?l: i T 1 /? i '
>t abidingouu, uauuai) xu. jljju j j
lavy; department today received j
he following cablegram from Rear j .
Admiral Rodgers, at Cavite: , ?
"Waller reports haviDg completed j (
en days' march across Samar from
janaeeg to Rahey. Column endured
jreat hardships. Killed 13 insur- i
rente: captured captain, lieutenant ; ,
tnd four men."
Major Littleton W. T. Wal'er of j ^
he marine corps rendered gallant j
service with the marines in China j
during: the march of the allied forces J
from the sea to Pekin. The island j
Samar is ODe of the several isiand.3 !
t
which are still making a strenuous j
though desultory opposition to American
sovereignty. I: was at Balan?iga.
on the island, that the massacre
of Co. C Ninth infantry, occur- j
red. Ia view of the belligerent j
spirit manifested by the Datives of j
3imar on this and other occasions ;
rod the physical character of the j
country traversed, the march of ilaj.
Waller and his command was a feat
cf more than ordinary dariDg. LaDaceg
is situated in the east, and Babey
m the west coast of Samar, in the
southern part of the island.
If the Baby is Cutting Teeth.
Be sure and use that old and well
aried remedy, Mrs. Wiuslow's Soothng
Syrup for children teething. It
soothes the child, softens the gums,
illays all pain, cures wind colic and
8 the best remedy for diarrhces.
rwenty-tive cents a bottle.
It is the best of all.
Franklyn J. Moses,
3nce Governor of South Caroline Sen?
- *- - m o x
Tencea lor stealing an uveruuai.
Boston, Jail. 0?Admitting that
nis picture was in the rogue's gallery,
md that, for a period of years he
had been familiar with the "lowest
depths of New York opium joints,''
yet pleading for mercy from the
sourt, Franklyn J. Moses, once Governor
of South Carolina, was sentenced
here today to four months'
imprisonment for the larceny of an
"Wages Increased.
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Philadelphia, Special ?The Pennsylvania
Railroad announced to its
train and yard men that with few exceptions
their wages had been adjusted
to date from January 1. This
notice means an increase in most in
Btances. The increaee will require
the payment of several hundred thousand
dollars a month more than is
now paid on the scale and effects 30,000
men.
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4Mb*S0 10 WMVa
London, Jan. 10.?The release of
Miss Ellen M. Stone by the brigands
who have held her in captivity since
Sept. 3, is believed to be only a
question of hours. An unofficial,
telegram received in London this
afternoon, which was dispatched from
Constantinople after midday today,
says the release of Miss Stone is imminent.
President Roosevelt and some of
his Cabinet are expecteted to visit
Charleston in February.
LOAN iEXCHANGE BAM
OF SOUTH CAROLINA
State, City & County Depository
COLUMBIA. S. C.
Capital Paid in Full $150,000.00
Surplus 60,000.00
Liabilities of Stockholders 150,000.00
$360,000.00
SAVINGS DEPABTME2TT.
Interest at the rate of 4 per centum per annum
paid on deposits in this department.
TRUST 1JEEAR1MENT.
This Bank under special provision of ita
charter exercises the office of Erwcutor,
Administrator, Trustee or Guardian of Estates.
SAFETY DEPOSIT DEPARTMENT.
Fire and Burglar proof safety deposit
tor rent from $4 00 to $12 00 per year.
TIrvTirrxr TTT
JhV r? J. ,
President,
A. C. HASKELL,
Vice President.
J. CALDWELL ROBERTSON,
2d Vice President.
G. M. BERRY, Cashier.
February 12?ly.
When writing mention the Dispatch.
ioiriiSfil
COLUMBIA, S. O.
UNITED STATES. STATE, CITY AND COUNTY
DEPOSITORY.
Paid np Capital ... $200,000
Surplus Profits . - 00,000
Saving's Department,
Deposits cf $5.00 and upwards received
interest allowed at the rate of 4 per cent
per annum. W. A. CLARK, President,
Wilis Jones. Cashier.
December 4?ly.
&LL BIG BOXING EVENTS
Are Best Illustrated and Described in
POLICE GAZETTE
The World-Famous .
. . . Patron of Sports.
$1.00-13 WEEKS~$1.00
MAILED TO YOUR ADDRESS.
SICHASD K. FOX, Publisher,
Franklin Square, New York.
Ic Our Friends aid Patrons
of Lexington: 1 wish to say a few words to you 011 !
the Clothes Line, not the one we hang our laundry j
on. hut some up-to-date
TAILOR HADE SLITS AND OVICOATS. j
! Anything vou wish in this line we have it. Our
stock is complete. These goods must move in the j
next 00 days, and these prices will move them:
A $15.00 Suit or Overcoat for$9.9S. A $12.50 Suit
or Overcoat for $7.9S. A $10.00 Suit or Overcoat i
for $5.9S. A $7.50 or $x.50 Suit or Overcoat for
$4.9S. 000 or 400 Overcoats, full length, all j
Wool, in Blues, Browns and Blacks, sizes from 04 !
io 44, to go at $0.9S. This is no fake. These arti- j
cles are as represented. Bring the Dispatch along
and ask for these numbers.
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The Bee Hive
l? Price Clothing Store.;
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j September 9. 3m.
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[|harle$tonQoor.^$h and^umber Qo
".TANUFACTURERS OF
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JJUUHd, JDM^DO, JUUUJilJllWO,
MILL WORK AND LUMBER.,
Writs for Estimate. ) CATALOGUE ( CYPBESS AND
We Save Yc* Money. Sent - YELLOW PINE
Our Goods aro the Best.) on Bequest. ( are Our Specialties.
Factory Saw Mill and Ponds: Office and Yards:
Ashley River and Cumming's Creek. 21 to 47 Ashley Ave., CHARLESTON, S. C.
April 24 ?1 y.
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NFS Rfl&Sl : COUNTRY RISKS CONSIDERED.
23VaS?i&IXO? Only First Class Companies Represented.
Tanks. Stack*, 8tand Pipes and Sheet-Iron See my List of Giants:
Work; Shafting, Pulleys, Gearing, Boies, ! ? .
Bangers, eta. Mill Castings. i ? -j,.-. r>n>r t a it i
trOj: erery day; work i!0Q hand*. -E TN A, FIRE, of Har.ford,
lombabd iron wokks & supplt co Conn $13,357,203
AUGUSTA, 030BGLA. CONTINENTAL (Fire), of
; New York. 10,038,271
i PHILADELPHIA. UNDERWRITERS,
Phi!., Pa.. 15,541,C66
r..ETNA LIFE, of Hartford.
January 27- Conn 56,092,06*
? GLENN FALLS, of Glenn
Falls, New York 3,436,89^
St ? Hv compf.nies are popular, strong and
1 reliable. No one can give your business
M 4RI 3 53 ? a a a a m m better attention; no one can give you better
NlliPU PslUL protection; no one can give vou better ratej.
I mm UUflM BEFORE YOU INSURE SEE
| ^ ^ ^" # ALFRED .T. FOX,
\J A QYrilfP General Insurance Agent,
A OinUr. LEXINGTON 3. C.
Unique?unlike any other cough prepa- November 27, 1901?ly.
ration. The quickest to stop a cough and
to remove soreness from the lungs. 25c. m! a m R llf
rrriTa uTTUBiV TVD TTfl pfl 1 111 lVl Iftv^ldllldUlo
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COLUMBIA, 8. C. 1336 MAIN STREET.
For Sale at THE BAZAAR. COLUMBIA, - S. C.,
Aug. 18?ly. nnHE ONLY UP-TO-DATE EATING
?? X House ot its kind in the City of Co#
_ _ lumbia. It is well kept?clean linen.
Notice, Land for Sale.
I WILL SELL MY ENTIRE TRACT what you order and pay only for what you
of land, containing 5-'0 acres, with get Within easy reach of "desirable sleepabout
one hundred acres of open Jaud. not ing apartments.
less than GO acres in fine cultivation with OPEN AT I, NIGHT,
plenty of water, good dwelling house, four .
new tenant houses, outbuildings, barns, S. JfliViO, fTOpriOtOTetc.,
etc. Also fino orchard lhat has February 20.
never failed bearing fruit since 1 owned
the place. Siuated one and a half miles m? mm
cast of Gaston. S. C. Terms will be reas- f 0" || ffljl
onable. Parties wishing to buy will do gS | g Km
well to call and seethe growing crops now || jj QJ
on the land.
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sriraiuiis
m= REMEDIES.
PHI |T Inrilfli I Endorsed by some of the Leading MedicaJ
I Hill 1 llliiww ? Profession, No Qnack or Patent Medr.
-g^.3 That Grow and fear Frail, j MatuRj,j p?jE REMEDIES'/??
our no pa-e i!- , Admitted into the World Colombian Expolustrati'd
Catalogue ?r.d 40 ... . 1sq.. ^
ntiere pamphlet. "How to | _ H ? 1W3.
riant and Cultivate an Or- | Cse Spirittine Balsam for Bheumatism,
chardj' Gives, you that in- j Colds. Lameness, Sprains, iSore Throat
Olformation yuu nav so <>i:k use r^pirittmo Inhalent lor Consumption,
s i Consumptive Coughs, CaUrrh, Asthtuu
(peaches. and Japan piums ! ^ hrnppo.
with theirorieiita! sweetness, ? Spirittine Ointment is indispensable in thi
A all of which you have often j treatment of Skin diseases. Cure Itch,
A\ Iwondered where ta* ^trees | Irchinc Piles
AvUme from mat prot.uc<td K ,
A/I 'theiii. *n consequence of the astonishing suc"
cess in removing diseases, its demand now
f ft EVERYTHINS C30D IN conies not alone lrom this vicinity bnt
mm/ fruits. from everywhere in the United States and
Europe.
,? r-,%" Unusal fine stock of SILVER Wholesale and Retail bv G. II. HABMAN.
-1& maples.younff. thrifty trees t felin?,ton s c
HlA tfe ^smooth andstrauht, the kind Lexington, b. O.
4jthat live and grow off well,
No old, rough trees. . J >.n> is ?jt- . ???!?11/"? ? %T?1
W. A. RECKLIM
^sra^fetifiil shade trees. . '
' write for prices una give /\ i m i i i rsm
i$j^rjw,lifct of wants. mjm\, i w -j- jls^ jl m
J' ran Liudley Nor*cry C?M COLUMBIA, S. C.
Pomona.. X. 0. TS N0W MAKING THE BEST PIC*
* JL tares that can be bad in this country,
{ and all who have never had a real fine pio1."
I tare, should now try some of bis latest
| etyi^ Specimens cun be seen at his GalDCCC\A/AY
W&NTFD ' lery. up stairs, next to the Hnb.
DCLOVInA ffttll 1 lm%f When writing mention the Dispatch.
IN LARGE OR SMALL QUANTITIES j
T WILL PAY THE HIGHEST MAE- j ^ I
JL ket price lor clean and pure Beeswax. Ra^Sf^jBcie*Ej?? m<i th* U j
Price governed by color and condition. |
RICE B, HARMAN, KticWv ISai J?air to if* Youthful Color. I
At the Bazaar. Lexington, 8 C. j ^ndti^S 1
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