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VOL. XXX. LEXIXGTOX, S. C., WEDNESDAY, MARCH 21, 1900. NO. 19
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Ladies'Shoes. Most of them small sizes
that are odd lots from one and two sea- 1
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for this low price. This is the time
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LETTIEIES,
THE SHOE MAN,
1603 Main Street COLUMBIA, S. C.
September 20 6m.
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JB those big red apples, lueious
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OF SOUTH CAROLINA
State, City & County Depository
COLUMBIA, S. C.
Capital Paid in Full $150,000 00
Surplus 3 ">,000.00
Liabilities of Stockholders.... 150,000.00
$335,000.00
SAVINGS DEPARTMENT.
Interest at the rate of 4 per centum per annum
paid on deposits in this departm ent
TRUST JDRPAR1MENT.
This P~ \k under special provision of its
charter exercises the office of Executor,
Administrator, Trustee or Guardian of Es
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SAFETY DEPOSIT DEPARTMENT.
Fire and Barglar proof safety deposit
for rent from $4 00 to $12 00 per year.
EDWIN W. ROBERTSON,
x President,
A. C. HASKELL,
Vice President
J. CALDWELL ROBERTSON,
2d Vice President
G. M. BERB A, Cashier.
February 12?ly.
THE
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capital $100,000 00
surplus 30,000 00
ESTABLISHED 1871.
JAMES WOODtiOW, President
JULIUS WAI KER. Vice President
JEROME H. SAWYER. Cashier.
DIRECTORS?James Woodrow, John A.
Crawford, Julius H. Walker. C. Fiizsimraons,
W. C. Wright W. H. Gibbes,
John T. Sloan. T. T. Moore, J. L. Mimnangh,
E. S. Joynes.
This bank soLicrrs a share, if
not all. of jour business, and will
grant every favor consistent with safe and
sound hanking.
January 29, 1897?ly.
Saw Mills,
Light and Heavy, and Supplies.
CHEAPEST AND PEST.
C^Ca-t every day; wor< 180 hands.
Lombard iron Works
and Supply Co.,
AUGUSTA, GKOKG1A.
January 27?
GEORGE BRUITS
MAIN ST., COLUMBIA, S. C.,
JEWELER '"d REPAIRER
Has a splendid stock of Jewelry, Watches,
Clocks and Silverware. A fine line of
spectacles ana eyeglasses w ui> cveij yuo,
all for sale at lowest prices.
JS&* Bepairs on Watches first class
qnickly done and guaranteed, at moderate
prices. 60?tf.
W. A. RECKLING,
^SSTIST,
COLUMBIA, H. C.,
IS NOW MAKING THE BEST PTC
tnres that can be bad in this country,
and all who have never had a real fine picture,
should dow try some of his latest
styles. Specimens can be seen at his Gallery,
up stairs, next to the Hub.
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THE OPEN DOOR.
Policy of tho Chinese Powers
That Be.
What the American Association in
Shanghai Says About the Attitude
of the Empress Dowager Toward
the Reformers in China?The Association
Recommends Concerted
Action on the Part of the Powers.
The China Association will Appeal
to the British Government on the
Same Subject?What the United
States Government Proposes to do
in the Premises.
Shanghai, March 15,?The American
Association here telegraphed to
the United States Government today
that the attitude of the Empress Dowager
toward the reformers will upset
the "open door" policy. They
also say rebellion and anarchy are
expected to the detriment of foreign
interest, and advocate prompt concerted
action on the part of the
Powers.
The Chinese Association will appeal
to the British minister, Sir
Charles McDonald on the same subject:
Washington, March 15.?The cablegram
from the American Association
has been received at the State
department and is under serious consideration.
The Empress Dowager
is persecuting with relentless hatred
the reform party, goiDg so far as to
resort to the barbarous practice of
offering a large sum of money for
the assassination of leading reformers.
This reform element in China
is believed to include nearly all of the
Chinese who are disposed to elevate
China into a civilized nation, following
in the footsteps of Japan. They
realize that this can only be done
with the help of foreigners, and are
therefore disposed to the "open door'
as one of the measures to liberize
and enlighten China through the introduction
of foreign capital and foreign
methods. It is . assumed that
the basis of this representation from
the American Association is an apprehension
that the conservative
party surrounding the Empress Dcwager
in satisfying their animosity
against the reformers will excite the
dormant anti-foreign feeling among
the masses of Chinese to a degree
that will make the "open door" impossible
of attainment.
It is a curious fact that so far our
minister to China, Mr. Conger, has
made no representations to the State
department touching this subject.
He has reported to the department
that serious attacks have been made
upon the American missions in Shan
Tung by the "Boxers," a powerful
and numerous anti-foreign league of
Chinese. It is this same organization
which has attacked some of the
French missionaries in that quarter
of China, and have even carried their
operations to the very doors of K!au
Chau, the German holding in North
China. Upon the minister's representations
the State department has
decided that an American war i
ship shall be dispatched from the
Manila to the nearest convenient port
to the seat of discord, probably, in
this case, Taku, at the mouth of Pie
H) river, or Wei Hai Wei. It is expected,
however, that the Chinese
Government will be able to rep-ess
the "Boxers" without any action on
the part of the American war ship.
It is distinctly understood that this
little naval demonstration will have
no connection with the struggle now
going on between the Empress Dowager's
party and the reformers, but
this may be regarded as a matter
of purely international politics with
which our Government has no right
to concern itself. It is probable,
therefore, that this decision on our
part indicates the character of the
response that will be made by the department
of State to the cablegram
from the American Association.
Do We Really Ta:te ?
It would now seem from experi- j
ments which have been carried on in
-? t- * r- -r _ it.i I
tne university 01 lows, mas we uu
not taste maDy of the things which
we eat at our daily me-als. It is as
serted confidently that we merely
smell them. If the nose is tightly
closed in the ordinary man and he is
blindfolded, he will not be able to
; distinguish coffee from water or a 1
weak solution of quinine. This has
been proved by experiments made on
many persons. Common coffee was '
said to be water; it was also said to j
be quinine. Water was said to be
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coltee. Tea was caiiea ctuee.
Turkey was called pork. Raw apple !
was called grape juice. Malt extract
was sherry wine. Lard was pronounced
butter. In short, experienced
persons were unable to dis- I
tinguish many common foods and j
drinks when sensations of smell were
removed, and the conclusion was |
reached that a person might even
practice economy in eating by merely
blindfolding the eyes and substitute ;
ing lard, pork and beef butter, turkey !
and venison, while if the further pre- j
caution was taken to close the nose a
very weak solution of quinine would
pass for good coffee and vinegar for
the most costly wine.
Catarrh Cannot ho Cured.
With Local Applications, as they
cannot reach the seat of the disease.
Catarrh is a blood or constitutional
disease, and in order to cure it you
must take internal remedies. Hall's
Catarrh Cure is taken internally, and
acts directly on the blood and mucous
surfaces. Hall's Catarrh Cure is not
a quack medicine. It was prescril?ed
by one of the best physicians in this
country for years, and is a regular
prescription. It is composed of the
best tonics known, combined with
the best blood purifiers, acting directly
on the mucous surfaces. The
perfect combination of the two ingredients
is what produces such won- i
derful results in curing Catarrh.
Send for testimonials, free.
Hall's Family Fills are the best.
Come to see us when in town.
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An Appsal to McEinley.
Kentuckians Forget the President j
Has Trouble of His Own.
Frankfort, Ky., March 17.?Gov.
Taylor spent the entire day at the '
Executive mansion today in confer- ;
ence with Republican leaders, chief
a nong whom were John W. Yerkes,
of Danville, and D. W. Lindsay of
this city. It is understood that a
memorial to President McKinley ask- |
ing him to intervene and take a hand j
in the political-contest was the sub- j
ject of the conference, but as several j
of those called to the conference did j
not arrive, the decision was not i
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reached as to the exact terms of the !
message that will be sent tothePres- !
ident. Governor Taylor refused to- j
night to talk about the appeal to
President McKinley, but it is stated
that the Governor has expressed the
desire for the assistance of a small
body of troops and also for support ;
in the way of recognition of him as [
Governor.
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Caught the Czar.
Peter the Great was once very
neatly caught in a trap by a jester
attached to the court. The jester
1 wag noted for his cleverness in get
The Constabulary.
The Districts are Being Rearranged.
Thirty-four Men.
Columbia Stale.
Governor McSweeney is now having
Clerk Harris to rearrange the districts
for the liquor constables. The
force at present consists of 34 men
of experience in the business. The
assignments of the men to the new
districts are now being made, and it
is likely that they will be announced
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in lew aays.
Most of the members of the force
have filed their bonds as required by
the new Act of the General Assembly. |
In the next few days all of the bonds
are expected to be on file, and then \
the work of reorganization will be
completed.
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Would quickly leave you, if you
used Dr. King's New Life Pills.
Thousands of sufferers have proved j
their matchless merit for Sick and j
Nervous Headaches. They make j
pure blood and strong nerves and j
build up your health. Easy to take.
Try them. Only 25 cents. Money I
back if not cured. Sold by J. E. j
Kaufmann, Druggist.
Trying to Set Prisoners Into Court. ;
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Lexington, Ky, March 16 ?The
cases of Secretary of State Powers
and Captain Davis were again called
today before Police Judge Riley, j
Judge George Denny, Jr., for the de- I
fense, asked for a rule against Chief
of Police John McD. Ross to show
cause why the prisoners were not in j
In oncmar .Tnrlorp liplrl <
LUU1V IU WHOTTV** v -v.v.
that, as be issued neither warrants
nor mittamus in the case, and as tke
Bargains!!
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furnis:
iiiinin^ mi
ight Goods at thi
SALE AND ]
:e cash bargai
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Street, Colu
ting himself and his friends out of j
d fficulties. It happsned one day j
that a cousin of his had incurred the
czar's displeasure and was about to j
be executed. The latter, therefore,
presented himself before his imperial j
majesty to beg for a reprieve.
On seeing him approach, the czar, |
divining his errand, cried: ' It is no
good to come here. I swear I will
not grant what you are going to ask."
Immediately the jester went down
on his knees, saying, "I beseech your
impelial highness to put that scamp
cousin of mine to death."
The czar, thus caught in his own
trap, could only laugh and pardon
the condemned man.
A Frightful Blunder
Will often cause a horrible Burn,
Scald, Cat or Bruise. Bucklens
Arnica Salve, the best in the World,
will kill the pain and promptly heal
it. Cares Old Sores, Fever Sores,
Ulcers, Boils, Felons, Corns, all Skin
Eruptions. Best Pile cure on earth.
Only 25 cts. a box. Cure guaranteed.
Sold by J. E. Kaufmann,
Di Ugg:8t.
A new Modern Bicycle (1900
model) for sale cheap. Apply to
Rice B. Harman, Lexington, S. C.
, prisoners had been in charge of the I
! Sheriff, and not of the police, neither
was the chief responsible, nor did
his court have jurisdiction. He
! therefore ordered all records before
him taken before the grand jury for
investigation.
Before the grand jury, Thomas B.
Cromwell, who swore to the affidavits
j against Powers and Davis, Police
Chief and Captain John McD. Ross
Jirry ReagaD, Detective Jenkins of
o 1 nno 1 fnfno and firn Rnliliprfl. whfi I
VUV lUtHl IVi VV UUV* V IT V wvav^.%..^ ...v
were on the train when the arrests
! weremade, were examined. Numerous
other witnesses were sent for. The
grand jury determined to thoroughly
investigate; and may issue summons
for the prisoners themselves.
To Curtail Trusts.
Resolution Proposing Constitutional
Amendment Introduced.
Washington, March 15.?Representative
Ray of New York, chairman of
the House committtee on judiciary
and at the head of a special sub committee
on trusts, introduced the following
j jint resolution, proposing an
amendment to the constitution:
"Resolved, etc., that the following i
article be proposed to the Legislatures
of the several States: "Article XVI.
The Congress shall have power to ,
regulate and repress monopolies and ,
combinations; to create and dissolve ,
corporations and dispose of their
property; to make all laws necessary ,
and proper for the execution of the ]
foregoing powers. Such powers may ]
be exercised by the several States in ,
any manner not in conflict with the
laws of the United States." (
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A hen that mothers kittens is one t
of the animal curiosities of Iowa.
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Thankful words written by Mrs.
Ada E Hart, of GrotoD, S. D. "Was
taken with a bad cold which settled
on my lungs; cough set in and
finally terminated in Consumption.
Four Djct)rs gave me up, saying I
could live but a short time. I gave
i myself up to my Savior, determined
if I could not stay with my friends
| on earth, I would meet my absent
ones above. My husband was adI
vised to pet Dr. King'd New
Discovery for Consumption, Coughs
and Colds. I gave it a trial, took in
all eight bottles. It has cured me,
and thank God, I am saved and now
a well and healthy woman." Trial
bottles free at J E Kaufmann's Drug
Store. Regular size 50c. and $1 00.
Guaranteed or price refunded.
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| called to converse with the venerable
; sage, "in your advancing age it must
be a great comfort to know your
fame is secure."
| "Yes," replied the aged scientist
; "I am told there are a new disease
| and a 5 cent cigar named for mo."
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BOY At BAKmO POVi
The State Fair.
What Secretary Holloway Says of
the ComiDg Show.
Columbia State, March tc.
Secretary Holloway, of the State
Fair Society, is very hopeful of a very
successful fair this year, commencing
on October 29th and ending November
2nd. Letters from various officials
in the different sections of the
State indicate the pulling off of coats
and rolling up of sleeves. They say
they expect to work as they have
never worked before.
In the matter of art, Charleston
artists will make a superb display.
The Art League of Columbia is diligent
in assisting in making the art
show surpass anything ever shown
in the art gallery of the society.
The Winthrop school and others will
be extensive exhibitors.
The ladies who love flowers, too,
are looking forward to the fair to
make the finest display ever seen in
this State.
The society will pay railroad freight
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j li an cauiuiib lcicascu , >y ullu nm
be a great inducement for an unsually
large exhibit of stock, field crops,
machinery, etc.
Burpee & Co, of Philadelphia, Pa.,
}flfer $20 for the largest and best display
of vegetables grown from their
3eed8.
Spain's Greatest Need.
Mr. R P. Olivia, of Barcelona,
Spain, spends his winters at Aiken,
3. C. Weak nerves had caused
jevere pains in the back of his head.
Dn using Electric Biiters, America's
greatest Blood and Nerve Remedy,
ill pain soon left him. He says this
jrand medicine is what his country
leeds. All America knows that it
;ures liver and kidney trouble, puriie8
the blood, tones up the stomach,
itrengthens the nerves, puts vim,
rigor and new life into every muscle,
lerve and organ of the body. If
veak, tired or ailing you need it.
Every bottle guaranteed, only 50
;ents. Sold by J. E. Kaufmann,
Druggist.
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Rhode Island Democrats
dominate a State Ticket and Adopt
a Platform.
Providence, R. I., March 15.?The
Democratic State convention met here
:oday for the nomination of State
officers and the selection of delegates
to the Democratic National convention.
Nathan W. Littlefield was nominA^A/1
f/Nf riAT7ftt< nor
uaiuu iui \jiv/TCiuwi.
The platform adopted says in part:
"No people sh( nld be annexed by
the United States against their will,
and however willing to come no people
should be admitted except to
equal rights. A republic cannot afford
to have a subject population,
constitution must always follow the
fhg?a government of law and not
of men.
"When a corporation possesses the
power to arbitrarily raise prices or
depress wages it is in effect a trust.
Every such trust existing in the
United States chould be controlled
by national legislation and when
based upon a monopoly its special
privileges should be abolished."
The Chicago platform is endorsed
and reaffirmed.
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smsria INSWS.
To the Editor of the Dispatch:
We are having fine weather at
present and the farmers are making
good use of it.
Wheat is looking well, considering
the very cold weather of February.
Fruit trees are beginning to put
forth their buds and we predict a
bountiful crop.
The lumber business seems to be
on a boom. Mr. Wade Hall hi s
more'orders than he can fill at present,
and all the other mills are crowded
with orders.
Mr. F. B. Quattlebaum, a good
j baking
^ Powder
Hire i
Vicious and wholesome
mill man, boarded the train here last ,
evening bound for Waldo, Fla , on a |
prospecting tour looking for timber (
and a good location for his mill. If j
he should decide to move away we <
will regret very much to lose so good (
a man and neighbor. ,
Mr. Mose Kneece ia erecting a |
mill and gin just across the Aiken
line, at the Old Hiram Mill Place, (
which will be quite a convenience for ]
the people of that community. ?
The chain gang passed here going ,
in the direction of Batesburg. The
gang has been doing some work at j
r??rvm \r;n t>i o no Tf TWO Q /Till f A I (
31 1 C O V1U ill I AX x law jlu n wa \jUibV y
a cariosity to those who have never j
seen convicts before. I
March 2,1900. <
OBITUARY. i
Margret Ann Lorick nee Kaigler,
was born December 23rd, 1817, and i
finished life's work February 18,1900, t
making her life on earth 82 years, I
1 month and 25 days. She was <
married to Samuel T. Lorick Sep- 1
tember 24, 1835, who preceded her 1
to the spirit land. This union was J
blessed with two sons and two daugh- t
ters; one son, both daughters and *
a grandson went before her. f
The subject of this notice was a <
life long member of Zion Evangelical
Lutheran church. She not only pro- L
fessed the name of Christ, but by \
her walk and conversation showed i
that she followed him. Hers was t
a living faith, hence the church and
community will miss her, but our 1
loss is her eternal gain. She leaves t
one son, seven grand children and s
seven great grand children with 1
many friends to thank God for her t
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long ana useiui me, auu iu weep v
around her grave as she was laid to s
rest in the family cemetery. Her c
funeral was preached by the writer t
from Numbers 25:10. J. A. C. 8
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Col. Jack China's Valet. s
Dallas (Tex ) News. ^
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The dispatches say that Colonel
Jack Chinn was with Geoble when
the latter was shot, and that, dis- *
daining the stream of bullets which
continued to come from that mysterious
window in the State House, he
leaned over and ministered as best
he could to the wants of his friend.
Colonel Chinn is known all over the ?
United States as one of the best race 1
starters in the country ana a man or
unquestioned personal courage.
"ColoDel Jack Chinn's knife," a
murderous looking blade, is pretty
well known. It is said Chinn never 1
permits this weapon to leave his pos- 1
session.
Several years ago Colonel Chinn
visited Texas. He brought with 1
him a negro valet, Sam. This negro
bad been a slave in the Chinn family ?
before the war began in the States,
and idolized his youDg master. One I
night while in Houston the darkey t
came to Chinn and said:
"Massa Jack, I'se goin out in cul- ?
lud society heah tonight, an? I'd like i
to borrow dat ivory handled six
shooter of yours to take along."
"Why, you black rascal,'* returned t
the Colonel, "some of these Houston
coons will take that gun away from t
you and break it over your head." <
The darky straightened up. Like ]
his master he was a man of unques- 1
tioned nerve, and there was a pecu- 1
liar glitter in his eye as he said: ]
"Massa Jack, you let ma hab dat
gun, an* if I don't show up here wid ^
hit in de mawnin' you can go down *
to de morguo an" throw down de
sheet an' say: 'Lawd! don't he look
natcherl!"
Colonel Chinn's body servant was
that night armed in a manner that
entitled him to move in the best
circles oi Airo American society m
IIjuston. (
Lewis Ackerman, Goshen, Iud,
says, "DeWitt's Little Early Iiisers
always bring certain relief, cured my
headache and never gripe." They
gently cleanse and invigorate the
bowels and liver. J. E. Kaufmann.
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rate of 75 cents per square of one inch
space for first insertion, and 50 cents per
inch for each subsequent insertion.
Liberal contracts made with those wishing
to advertise for three, six and thelve
months.
Notices in the local column 5 cents per
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Obituaries charged for at the rate of OLe
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Marriage notices inserted free.
Address
G. M. HABMAN, Editor and Publisher.
ENGLAND JUBILANT
Over tho War Situation in the
M a # a
soutu Aincaa ttecuDiic.
Progress of Both Military and Political
Events Favorable Beyond Expectation
Destruction of Johannes
burg by Boers Not Considered
Likely?President Kruger Has
Been Warned.
London, March, 16,5 a. m.?Events
are moving in the South African
2ampaign in a speedy and satifactory
manner, from both the military and
political points of view. It could
be expected by the most sanguine
Englishmen that they would take a
turn so favorable.
It appears that when Mij. Weston
2ut the railway north of Bloemfontein
he thereby intercepted General
loubert, who far from retiring from /
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the campaign, was then coming south- ^
ward with 3,000 men, presumably to
superintend the defense. Elaborate
Jefense works three miles long had
been prepared outside the town.
No Boer wounded was left in Blosmfontein.
When asked the reason
by Lord Roberts, Mr.'Fraser replied: ,
'The burghers do not like fish, and
wouldn't care to go to Cope Town."
The evidence goes to show that so
far as the southern part of the Free
States is concerned there will be no
further resistance. It is understood
;hat Mr. Fraser, Mr. Wessels and)ther
leaders are quite prepared to
iccept the position of a self-governng
British colony.
The cheers which greeted the
eadiDg in Parliament yesterday of
he correspondence with the United
States are reechoed throughout the
:ountry. The speech of M. Delcase
ias increased the satisfaction, and,
;aken with the general belief that
Emperor Nicholas is personally averse
a ftatt AttTTAnffAn in/ti/lnnfa
i\j auj mici vcuiiuu^ i/uooo iuuuou^b
spread the idea that there will be no
urther attempt to interfere from any
piarter.
Mr. Montague White's threat in an
American newspaper that the Boers
vill sacrifice Johnnesburg and raze
t to the ground if necessary, is not %
aken very seriously.
Mr. Chamberlain's statement that
President Kruger has already been
aken is not credited. The Times
nggests that the burghers should
>e warned that their farms will be
axed as a guarantee against any
lamage to British property, but no
erious apprehensions are entertained
if such conduct as Mr. White is said
0 have foreshadowed. J. B. Robinon,
the millionaire mine owner, says
le does not think the Boers would be
0 foolish.
By the time Lord Roberts reaches
he Vaal r:?er he will command some
10,000 men, while General Buller will
lave 40,000. From the military
joint of view the critics now think
here is nothing to fear.
Performed Too "Well.
"The man whom I shall marry,"
laid the proud beauty, "must perorm
three tasks."
"Name the first," said the lover.
"Go and umpire a ball game."
He bowed and departed.
After two months he returned,
laving been discharged from the
lospital cured.
"Name the second task," he said.
"Go and act as judge of the As
)ury farls baby snow."
In a week he presented himself
igain.
''I owe my life to the Jersey
)olice," he said. '-Name the third
ask."
"Attend a meeting of a bicycle
:lub and state which, in your opinion
8 the best make of wheel."
He went and returned.
"Dearest," he said, "I am still in
he ring. At last you will be mine!"
"I have changed my mind," said
;he maiden. "In the first place, I
:ould not marry a man of your
personal appearance. In the second
placp, I would be afraid to marry a
n3n with such a record for pugnacity.
Forgive me."
After thinking the matter over be
forgave her. He thought he might
is well do so.
And they were not married.
A Woman's Letter.
Coclidge, Ky , Aug 1st, 1808.
I have been suffering from Female
troubles and was unable to get relief,
[ was persuaded to try Benedicts,
and after one months treatment I
can say I am fully restored. I recommend
your remedy to suffering women.
Mrs. H. R. Gilreath.
Sold by Julian E. Kauffman.
The largest tree in the world lies
broken and petrified at the end of a
defile in Northwestern Nevada. It
is said to be GCG feet long.
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