The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, November 30, 1898, Image 4
D. BERGERAC. _ I
We've ast each other questions, bet Ito
one seems to know
Jest where that feller came from that's
talked of high an low;
We've read the county paper to find out
where he fought
What regiment he hailed from an jest
where is the spot
He made his'ef a hero a-leadin a attack.
But we can't find out a thing about
That chap. D. Bergerac.
Some says be was with Roosevelt an them
rough rid in boys.
An others says ho majored a corps from <
Illinois.
Bill Spriggins thinks his record was mcde
down Tampa way.
An ol' Seth Perkins reckons that in Maniller
bay
He helped our good friend Dewey to drive
them Spaniards backIt's
plain to see we can't agree
About D. Bergerac.
Bill Dorkins thinks he hails from out
there in Canton town.
A frienu of B. McKinley. an thereby won
renown.
But Jedidiah Jimpweed. he says he's al
most sure
The feller has invented some sort of Keeley
cure.
Some says he helped young Kobson to
sink the Merrimac?
It's sad to state we can't locate
That chap. D. Eergerac.
Some says he chased Cervera's old tubs
up high an dry
"When Sampson wasn't lookin, an ditto
also Schley!
Some says he is a writer of pomes an
verses, though
. We can't see why they'd praise him if he
twas sunk so low.
Eut always, sure an certain, great men
#gets painted blackIt
seems a shame to smirch a name
Like this D. Bergerac.
The county paper tells us he's go: a awful
nose
That he !s forced to follow, no matter
where he goes.
Pete Dawkins, at the crossroads, pos.
sesses jest the same
Banana lookin bugle, but it ain't brought
him fame!
This world is full of queer things, so we ,
must jest set back
An patient be till we get to see
This chap. D. Bergerac.
?Baltimore American.
One on the Legislature.
As the representative of a Georgia
county, which is always well represent- j
ed, was leaving home to assume his j
honorable duties one of his aged color- '
ed constituents said to mm:
"Marse Ben, yo' gwiue ter do legis- !
latur'?"
"Yes; that'e where I'm bound."
"En yo' gwine ter make laws fer de
people?"
"That's what they tell me."
"En how much will you git a day fer
dat?"
"Four dollars."
"My Lawd!" exclaimed the astonished
old man. "En des ter think?all 1
gits is 40 cents a day fer plowin, en j
only meat en bread fer pickiu cotton!' |
?Atlanta Constitution.
Aa a Preliminary.
"In choosing bridesmaids," said the
young girl who was about to be married,
reading from her favorite home j
paper, "one should take pains-to select i
girls with gracefully poised heads who
walk well."
Just as her mother was about to commend
this very excellent idea the old
genjtleman gave a scornful snort and
broke into the conversation.
"We'll have a cake walk as a preliminary
test," was all he said. But it was
enough. They refused to speak to him
for two days, at the expiration of which
time they were in need of more money
?Chicago Post.
.
Physically.
First Briefless Barrister?Don't think
||' much of Bounder, Q. C., do you?
Second Briefless Barrister?Personally
I don't admire him, but he is considered
a soiihd lawyer, I believe.
First Briefless Barrister?Oh, yes,
and no doubt he is?as far as his lungs
are concerned.?Ally Sloper.
Query Answered.
"Iwonder,", said the inquisitive customer
in the gents' furnishing store,
"who originated the 'union suit?' "
"Must have been Uncle Sam," the
underwear clerk observed.'
"Or the Siamese twins," ventured
the man who sells the neckties.?New ,
York Truth.
.
A Delicate Hearing.
Bridget (as Mike's arm slips around ]
her)?Shtop, Moike; sbtop Oi hear
some wan comin.
Mike (tightening his hold)?Shore,
ot's a iligent ear ye have, Biddy. Ut's
mesilf ye'se hearin comin to the p'int.
Will ye marry me, darlint??New York
World.
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A Turnover.
November?time when ail the land
Bows down before the turkey and
~~ '?^ The strutting birds adore.
^sajnop JjaoA -*ax?
uoog 3i(i aartfs sAj^juj qiu^
esjoa pus Jtsq ;o epuiq Xuiniujs U3t(_^
sioq ((cqiooj ;o qiuoru aqi osjv
Tortured
Rhei
A Purely Vegetable Blood
Remedy is the Only
Cure.
If the people generally knew the
true cause of Rheumatism, tliere
would be no such thing as liniments
and lotions for this painful
and disabliug disease. The fact is.
Rheumatism is a disordered state
of the blood?it can be reached,
therefore, only through the blood.
But all blood remedies can not cure
Rheumatism, for it is an obstinate
disease, one which requires a real
blood remedy?something more than
a mere tonic. Swift's Specific is
the only real blood remedy, and it
promptly goes to the very bottom
of even the most obstinate case.
A few years ago I was taken with inflammatory
Rheumatism,whicli,though i
mild at first, became gradually so intense
that I was for weeks unable to
# walk. I tried several prominent physicians
and took their treatment faithfully
, but wa^hnable to get the slightest
relief. In fact, my condition seemed to
grow worse, the pains spread over my
entire body, and from November to
March I suffered agony. I tried many
patent medicines, but none relieved me.
Upon the advice of a friend I decided to
try S. S. S. Before allowing me to take
it, however, my guardian, who was a
chemist, analyzed the remedy, and pronounced
it free of potash or mercury.]
iii^iiii rrwi?
HE WAS REMINISCENT.
And la &a Abnentminded Way BO
F'.ad a Cheap Treat.
The sack of chestnuts iu front cf the
fruit store attracted the attention of the
dyspeptic looking man who was strolling
along, and lie stopped to inspect J
them.
"These are pretty fair specimens,"
be said, picking one out of the sack,
opening it with bis knife, and eating it
leisurely.
"They're the best Ohio nuts," replied
the man iu the door. "Got'em fresh
this morning."
"How much are they a pound?"
"Twenty cents."
""There's a great difference in chestnuts,"
rejoined the dyspeptic looking
uian, eating another one, "and the best
ones nearly always come from Ohio. I
was raised in Ohio."
"Yes?"
" You'll get hold of some chestnnto
that lock all right, but when you come
to test them they are good for nothing.
They haven't got any taste. A good
chestnut is sweet. You dou'i, havo to
roast it to bring out the sweetness."
"That's right. How many"?
"On the farm where I was raised
there was a chestnut tree that must
have been 50 years old. It was bigger
around than that barrel. I never knew
it to fail of having a crop. Some years,
I you know, it wouldn't bear as well as
I it did other years, hut it never absolutely
failed. The nuts were just like
these?good sized, rich colored and
sweet."
And he sampled another.
"How many of these would you liko
to"?
"I give you my word that when I
came away from Ohio I missed that old
, chestnut tree more than everything
else put together. There's a good deal
in the color of a chestnut. Some of
them have a dull kind of look. Now
the chestnuts that grew on that old tree
had a rich, glossy shine about them,
like a dark chestnut sorrel horse. Eve:
live in Ohio?"
"No."
"Great state. If it wasn't that I can
do better in my business in Illinois, I'd
go right back there to live. Ohio fruit
tastes better than any other fruit. You
take apples, for instance"?
"How many of these nuts would you
like to have:"..
"Ale: Oh, I don't want to buy any!
I don't dare to eat them nowadays.
Well, I must be going."?Chicago Tribune.
Simpletons of His Rolr.
Deadcvo Dau?Be sure and turn up
at our lynching bee tonight, Bill.
You're the M. C.
Bilgewater Bill (cautiously)?What's
the AI. C.?
DooHpvo Finn?nf eprpninnies.
Bilgewater Bill (relieved)?All rigbt,
pard. Thought inebbe 'twas "my
choke."?Comic Cuts.
Sbc Hnd the Price.,
In vaiu they protested that the duke
was au adventurer or worse.
"What," they finally exclaimed, "if
there were a price upon his head?"
Beryl Aus dcr Wabash, the willful
heiress, ouly smiled.
"I have the price!" she answered
tbem, in all confidence.?Detroit Journal.
I'nconaciouM Satire.
"What is yo' keepiu dat lame duck
roun so long fob?" inquired Mr. Erastus
Pinkley.
"Yo' see," answered Miss Miama
Brown, "do white folks at my service
place has cake walk pabties. I'ze tryiu
to learn some er de steps dey uses, an I'z9
keepin dis bird fob a model."?Washington
Star.
Maacollne Intuition.
Mr. Simkins?Our new neighbor,
Mrs. Lamkins, is not a very neat housekeeper,
is she?
Mrs. Simkins?Indeed she isn't. She
lets things lay around every which
way. How did yon know?
Mr. Simkins?Oh, her husband looks
so jolly!?New York Weekly.
Unlike the Chicago Fair. '
"It appears," remarked Mr. Bellefield,
"that the Omaha exposition is
quite a success, although I expected it
to b8 an utter failure."
"Why did you expect it to be a failure?"
asked Bloomfield.
"It has no board of lady managers."
?Pittsburg Chronicle.
D&ugeroas Delay.
The Candidate?1 wish I'd let my
whiskers start sooner when I let 'em
out to catch the fanner vote.
His Manager?What is the trouble?
"They have just reached a length
where I get chased out of nine farmyards
in ten for a hobo."?Cincinnati
Enquirer.
A Keen Sense of Homor.
Bill Stumps (bursting in upon the
wife of his bosom)?I say, M'ria, 'ere's
a lark! Your mother's jest sprained 'er
ankle an is a-settin on the doorstep?
can't move?an there's a mad dog
a-comin up the street as 'ard as 'e can
tear! Ain't it a game??Ally Sloper.
Dissatisfied.
"What's the matter with the Chinese
emperor?" inquired Li Hung Chang.
"Ob, he's sulking again!" answered
the empress dowager. "He says his latest
obituary notice wasn't nearly complimentary
enough." " ~* ~ *"
By
jmatism.
I felt so much better after taking two
bottles, that 1 continued the remedy.
; and in two months I was cured completely.
The cure was permanent, for
I have never since had a touch of
'Rheumatism, though many times
exposed to damp and cold weather.
Eleanor M. Tippeli.,
3711 Powelton Avenue, Philadelphia.
Those who have had experience
with Rheumatism know that it
Ot'CUUlVS lliuir ?TH;JC CilVU V rro-l ,
and like all other blood diseases,
the doctors are totally unable to
cure it. In fact,
the only remedies
W^'C^ they prescribe
are potash
W an(t mercury, and
\ though temporary
rrelief may result,
these remedies pro[
1s A' duce a biiffness of
v?i\l <.& ? t joints and only intensify
t he disease.
S. S. S. never disappoints, for it
is made to cure these deep-rooted
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| Catarrh, Cancer,Scrofula,Eczema,
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WOMAN'S NIGHTMARE.
She Shudders When She Realizes the
Danger and Pain of Child-bearing.
There is so much suffering and danger
in store for the young mother, that her
happy anticipation soon gives way to a
feeling of dread at the thought of the
pain which she must undergo. This
constant fear so preys upon the mind of
many women that it fills them with terror
and makes baby's coming a source
of the greatest anxiety and dread.
All the suffering and danger of the
ordeal can be avoided by the use
of "Mother's Friend," which prepares
the body for this important event. It
relieves "morning sickness," and many
other unpleasant conditions which exist
during this time. Thousands of
women praise "Mother's Jj'nend" lor
bringing them safely through the most
critical period of their lives.
Every woman should send their name
and address to the Bradfield Regulatoi
Co., Atlanta, Georgia, and receive free;
valuable information on the subject.
SHE BLUSHED.
And, Come to Think of It. She lid
Good Reaitnii To.
Evidently she was from Boston, for
Bostonese, you know, kuow all about
the Indian question. She was witnessing
the Iudiau sham battle at the exposition
grounds and was deeply interested
in Lo and his manner of fighting.
After the battle she approached one of
the noble Sioux and made an effort to
engage him in conversation.
"Heap much fight,1' said the dear
oreature in that choice language that
all good Indians are supposed to under-,
stand.
Lo gazed at the dainty maiden from
Beantowu and answered never a word.
"Heap great snow, sain toe iair
maiden. "Injun heap fight. Big powwow.
Hnb!"
Lo smiled a stoical smile, drew his
blanket closer about his stalwart form
and replied:
"Yes; this is indeed a great exposition,
and we flatter ourselves that our
portion of the entertainment is by no
means the least attraction here. May I
ask who it is that I have the honor of
addressing?"
The dear girl from Boston was thunderstruck.
?he blushed a rosy red?
even Boston girls can blush when they
thaw out?and hastily fled.
She had been addressing one of the
Carlisle Indian school graduates.?Omaha
World-Herald.
IliKh I'iKhtd.
A man's best capital is his industry?
if he can sell it.
A society woman is one who has learned
to smile like a politician.
Friends are those people who act surprised
when we tell them how old we
are.
A girl never gets over the shock of
encountering a man who proposes but
once.
Every woman thinks sho can make
better coffee than any other woman she
knows.
When a widow remembers how much
sugar a bachelor takes iu his tea, he bad
l- -4.1 1 1- 4.
Deuer iuus uuc.
Some women put money in the bank
jnst to have that important feeling
when they draw it ont.
Being admired by the wrong man always
makes a woman mad at bim for
not being the other one.
A woman selects a husband by herself,
but she takes three other women
with her to help pick ont a hat.?Chicago
Record.
Precautionary.
Dusty Doolittle?I see by der pape
dat dere's some dangerous counterfeit
$100 bills in cirkerlation in dis neigh,
borhcod. I notice folks seem to watch
us closely.
Wayside Ways?Let 'em watch. Dey
won't get any chanst to work any of
datstnffoff onus.?New York Journal.
How It Was Bought.
"Whose street is this, anyway?" demanded
the iudignant citizen.
"Ours," promptly answered the representative
of a street railway corporation.
"Yours?" exclaimed the indignant
citizen. "I suppose you'd like to have
me believe that you bought it."
"We did buy it."
"From the city?"
"Certainly not; from the aldermen."
?Chicago Pest.
The Real Reason.
"And you will not be mine?" he faltered
sadly.
"Not if I know myself!" exclaimed
the proud girl.
In point of fact, she was rejecting
him not so much because she knew herself
as because she knew the rich Da
Smythcs, but it was net always best to
emphasize social distinctions.?Detroit
Journal.
A Chance For Him Yet.
"I've cured Cousiu Algernon of his
infatuation for that girl who has refused
him four times."
"How did you do it?"
"Showed him statistics proving that
there are over 3,000,000 unmarried women
in this country."?Chicago Record.
I.ikely Knonjfh.
Miss Church?I never heard such
stuff as your conductors speak. Coming
up today on the car I didu't understand
a single street that he called out.
Miss Gotham?I found the conductors
just as bad in Paris. ? Yonkers Statesman.
Tangled In II1 m Metaphors.
"Po " er>r<vnnf>r1 tli? nrnlnr "xchn
I puts bis band to the?p!o\v must not turn
back."
"What's be to do when he gets to
tbe end of tbe furrer?" asked a rustic
listener.?Odds and Ends.
Sorely.
Johnnie?Pa, where does a man get
a theory?
Pa?lu his head, my sou.
Johnnie?Well, doesn't it hurt hj?
head when a theory is exploded??New
York World.
Itefore He I'ullm Your Leg:.
When a man is going to ask you for
something, the first thing he does is to
shake your hand.?Atchison Globe.
No Curs?No Pay.
That is the way all druggists sell
Grove's Tasteless Chill Tonic for
Chills and Malaria. It is simply
Iron and Quinine in a tasteless form.
Cnildxen love it. Adults prefer it to
bitter nauseating tonics. Price, 50c
BHBKXMBBIBEBHanKaHBDHEJ
- " j
Rspn IJIm.
"This," said Mr. Flitter, "is the
picture of the only girl I ever loved." j
"How cleverly," eaid Mies Wyse, as j
| she looked at the portrait, "they do get J
i up these composite photographs!"?
| Truth.
It May lie So,
"Why is it that geniuses are nearly
always eccentric:"
"I guess it must be because that's j
about the only way in which genius j
can obtain recognition." ? Chicago j
i News.
Like All Other Girls.
He?What wcnld you do if I should
kiss yen?
Kim?Flnn't net cncli a nnesHnn.
George. Yon arouse my curiosity.?
New York Journal.
Well, It Doesn't Coat Anything.
A person walking at the rate of four
miles per hour consumes 2,300 cubic
inches of air per minute.?Rehoboth
Sunday Herald.
And So Eventually Ettcapes Doing It. '
Every one puts off as much work for
tomorrow as if he expected the day to
be a week long.?Atchison Globe.
Mr. Aabnry Popper*.
"Measures not men," remarked As- !
bury Peppers.
"What on earth are you talking
about:" asked the curious boarder.
"The ladies' tailor." ? Cincinnati
Enquirer.
Becnn*e It** Somebody El*e'*f
Diggs?Simkins certainly has a wonderful
memory.
Biggs?Why do you think so?
Liggs?He never leaves his umbrella
anywhere.?Chicago News.
Stupid Brute!
She?That horrid cook of the Browns
has got a bat just like mine.
He?I see no occasion for that to
worry you. There is no danger of you
being mistaken for one another. Your
hair is not the same shade.?Indianapolis
Journal.
Cynical.
Verseleigh?You believe that all
poets are born, don't you?*
Oldstyle?I do. I believe they're all
dead too.?Town Topics. _
Puncture* Ver*n* Sblrt Button*.
Miss Sideslip?I should Jike to enoltroro
fn roond rnV tiros.
gago juu ain?;? w ?
Jack Slooshun?Nothing easier! I'll
mend your tires, and you my?er?
ehirt buttons.
(Partnership declared).?AIly Sloper.
On Terms Indeed.
Shipman?You and Speakman are on
speaking terms, are you?
Lipman?Oh, yes! We are both under
pay as campaign orators.?Yonkers
Statesman.
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These essential elements are
/
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Crops flourish on soils well
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Our pamphlets tell how to buy and apply
fertilizers, and are free to all.
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AT
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MAIL ORDERS GIVEN PROMPT AT
TENTION.
M. L. KINARD,
' tkw ieum cioima
1523 Main Street,
At Sigti of the Golden Star,
COLUMBIA, S. C.
k ^pril 25?1 j.
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Land for Sale.
titK Oll'^n AT ITilV./iE SALE
VV the follow ng 1-utd:
Home tract. 5r25 acres, about two burse
farm openrd Ou the place is fi> <v wa'er
i ow r witb dam alrnulv built It u.ts t*o
Settlement^ good farming lauds.
Tract No 2 ? l'.'T acres about 1 l!) acres
woods iaud wub iiew ?1 \vv-J1 iisand i ec-ss*ry
out buildings' open land enough lor
t o horses.
Tract No 3 ? 179 arris, all tinibtr and
well watered.
The above land is located abut it two
miles from Swansea. Terms reasonable.
Applv to eitLer
SAME. IIAT-SIY.
j. ztsu ncrru
Swansea, S C.
April 21, 139S- tf
Final Discharge.
~VT"OTI E IS IlEUSDY GIVEN TO ALL
ll persons iuterest(d that I wi'l apply to
tue Hon. C. E. I.e.tphart, Judge of Probate
in ami Scr the uouuiy or Lixm^ioii, own*
of South ' a*oli:ia, on tbe l'.ith day of Novomber.
]8h8. :or u final ?lisch?ir>.re as Administrator
cf Estate of J icoi> E^tiug, <] ceased.
H. A SPANS, C. C C 1' and G S
Administrator
October 19. 18G8 - 5w3
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s halfo;I
< wrihecost of j
32-cnIllire cartridires for n Mnrlin. Model J
< 1H92, cost only $5.<>t> a ihotwind. s
i32-calibre cartridges for any oilier repeater ( '
i made, rust $12 OO a thousand. (
' You can save the entire cost of your Marlin S
on the first two thousand cartridges. Why this \
is so Is fully explained in the Mnrlin Hand s
Hook for shooters. It also tells how to can: for $
firearms and how to use them. How tAtioad ?
cartridges with the different kinds of Ida* and C
i smoke less powders. It. give* trajectories, ve-1
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(COLUMBIA, HiRRY AND
V-LAUHENS PAIUQA9.
Id Effect -Tune 13th, 1808..
No. 52 No. 2
10 55 a m lv..Columbia. .lv 4 30 pm
ar.. Leaphart. ar 4 50 pm
11 13 a m ar Irmo . ..ar 5 00 pm
ar.BallcntiDe .ar 5 20 pm
11 27 a m ar.White Rock.ar 5 30 pm
11 35 a ra ar. ..Chapia. ..ar 5 55 pm
11 45 a m arL. Mountain ar G 20 pm
ar.. .Slighs.. ar G 30 pm
11 50 a m ar.Prosperity..ar G 50 pm
12 10 pm ar. Newberry, ar 7 15 pin
ar. ..Jalapa.. .ar 8 00 pm
ar. ..Gary ar 8 10 pm
12 33 p m ar.. Kinard ar 8 57 pm
ar..Goldville. .ar 0 10 pm
"12 50 p m ar.. Clinton . .ar 9 30 pm
1 05 p m ar. .Laurens. .arlO 00 pm
RETURNING SCHEDULE.
NoT53 No! 1
1 15 p m lv. .Laurens, .lv 6 00 am
1 30 p m lv.. Clinton., .lv G 30 am
1 41 p m lv...Goldville..lv 7 18 am
1 48 p m lv.. .Kinard... lv 7 29 am
1 52 p m lv.. ..Gary .. .lv 7 37 am
1 58 p m lv. ..Jalapa.. .lv 7 46 am
2 11pm iv. Newberry .lv 8 GG am
2 23 p m lv.Prosperity.lv 8 50 am
2 33 p m lv.. .Sligb#.. .lv 9 0G am
2 38 p in lv.L. Mountain lv 9 14 am
2 48 p m lv. ..Cbapin.. .lv 9 30 am
2 57 p m lv.WhiteRock.lv 9 4G am
3 02 p m lv.Ballentine. lv 9 56 am
3 11 p m lv... Irmo lv 10 12 am
3 17 p m lv..Leaphart. .lv 10 25 am
3 30 p m ar..Columbia, .ar 10 45 am
Train No. 52 is through for Greenville,
also connects at Laurens for
Spartanburg and Augusta.
Train No. 53 is through for Charleston
and connects for all points East.
Trains Nos. 1 and 2 may be annuled
without notice.
For tickets and any other informa
tion, can oa
B. F. P. LEAPHART,
City Ticket Agent,
Columbia, S. C.
m .
TJIE CII Alt EES TOX LJXE
SOUTH CAT OLIXA AND GA, R. P.. Co.
Schedule corrected to December 10, 1S07.
(Eastern Time.)
lv Charleston *7 10 a w *5 30 p m *7 10 a rr.
ar Columbia. 10 55 a dj 10 10 p u. 55 a m
lv Columbia ! 1 2 > a tr< ! 35 a m
ar Spar'anbV' 2 40 pru
ar Ashville .. 6 30 p rn
l'v Columbia ! 11 35 a m
lv Cnarloite 8 3 1 p n- 8 55 a m
lv Dan' ilie.. 12 00 n?'. 1 30 p m
ar Wufehing'ii 0 42 a m 0 23 p in
ar BiUin.'Oje. 8 05 a mil 25 pn
ar Pl;ilad-Ta to 25 a n- 2 56 am
ar NV.y York. 12 53 p m G 23 a in
ar lv->ston ... f?s 30 p m f3 3 s a m
lv B iston .. . f'J 00 a n. r4 0 1 p m
lv New York *3 20 pm T120>am
lv Pbiladei'a 5 55 p rn 7 20 a d
Iv Bil'ia or;-. S 37 p in 'J 42 a in
lv Witsbing'ii If U> pui il 15 si m
lv Danville .. 4 4~> a m 0 00 am
ar Charlotte . S 4') a m 10 00 a u
ar Columbia. , J 55 p rc
j lv Ashc-ville | *8 00 a tu
I lv Sparfaub't, 11 47pm
Ar Columbia, j 3 45 p m> I 3 65 p ru
lv Columbia 4 00 p n; 7 00 a m 4 00 p m
ar Charlesto! 'sdlpiu 'Il<0an. 'cOOpm
Daily. t Except Sunday.
AUGUaTA DIVISION.
(West-Daily.)
leave Chariest oa 7 10 a a 5 3<> p in
arrive Augusta I' 51 a n 10 45 p in
arrive Atlanta 8 20 p m 5 00 a m
arrive New Orleans ft k'O p in
arrive Chattanooga ... 1 00 a m i < () p m
arrive Nashville <! 40 a m <> 55 p m
i arrive Kvansv'il i 40 p m 1 25 a in
i arrive St Louis 7 32 p u: 7 20 a in
THROUGH TRAIN SERVICE.
Pullman Pa'acs Sleeping ears b? tween
: Charleston ami St. Loins, via Atlanta Chatj
tanooga, Nashville aud Evansville without
| change.
Augusta Division.?Through Sleepers he- !
, tween i h tr'eston and Atlanta, leaving I
i Charleston at 5 30 p. m.t arriving in At- I
| lant* at 5 a m.
i Columbia Division - Through Coaches
| betwetu Charleston and Ashcville, both di!
rections.
Shortest route to Asheville and Hot
| Springs, N. C., and all resorts cf Upper
! North and South Carolii a.
| Through tickets can be purchased, sleep- j
I ,ng ear reset vatious secured. baggage |
I cheeked to destina ion and ail < thrr infor;
n a<ion obtained by appline to Win H.
; p: vans, C. T. A.. Charleston Hotd.orG W. j
J evrees, Ticket Agent, Line S-reet Station.
L. A EMEKSON.
Traffic Manager.
J. H. fANDS. General Manager.
SOUTHERN RAILWAY.
Central Time Betwetn < oluinbla and Jaok ouvtlle.
Eastern Time Dotweeu Columbia
and Oilier Points.
Effective .^.v rt. 1S08.
" ... , !>o. 38 ><?. 36
>ortlibou:id. . ..
; Daily. Daily.
Lv. J'vi'.lf. F.C.?teP.Ry S CO a rt 50 p
' Savannah 12 08 p; 11 20 p
A T. ('/.InmliiH . 4 (opi 4 24 a
Lv. Char'ton.SC&GRR j ?3uaj > 30p
Ar. Columbia.. 10 55 a. 10 10p
Ar. Spartanburg, So. Ry j - '&n, H -^a
Ar. A-iieville ! 0 Odp; - 45 p
Lv. Augusta,So. Ry ~ 10pi 9 30p
" Graniteville * *?P 10 lop
" Trenton ? 95 H 11 00 p
" Johnstons ? 10p| 11 2Up
Ar. ColrmbiaUn. dep't f Pi jf 10a
Lv Col'lia Bland'g st ? ~ "H a
" Winusboro 0 07 p 6 28 a
" Chester....- 8 .".4 p 7 18 a
' K.n-k Hill I -Sp 7 58 a
A r. Charlotte. ?J IjJP ,000a
Ar (irtrnsboro 10 4.>pj 1- IGp
Lv. Greensboro ..j 10 50Pi
Ar. Norfolk ) ? 50 aj
~ Danville j 1' 31 pj 1 ~>P
Ar. Richmond 6 40 a 6 25p
Ar. Washington C 42 a 0 35p
' Baltimore Pa. R.R ? 03 a 11 35p
" Philadelphia 10 la a 2 50 a
" New York 12 ?P 0 22 a
Southbound. *?\,37,No' 35
Daily. Daily.
LV. New York, Pa. K.U 4 30pj 1215ut
" Philadelphia 6 55 p 2 50 a
" Baitiniore 9 20p 0 21 a
Lv. Wash'ton. So. Ey 10 43pj 11 15 a
Lv. Richmond | 12l0nti 12 01m
Lv. Danville j 5 50 a I 6 15 p
Lv. Norfolk j 9 35p
Ar. Greensboro | 6 45 a
Lv Greensboro 7 05 a 7 32 p
' Charlotte 9 35a 10 20p
" Rock Hill 10 20 a 11 08 p
" Chester 10 55 a 11 37 p
" Wiunsbor 11 41 a 12 26 a
Ar Col'bia Bla..d'g st. 12 45nn 137 a
Lv. Columbia I :n. dep't 1 15p 4 00a
" Johnstons 2 53 p 6 00 a
" Trenton 3 0Sp 6 25 a
" Mrnnitfi-ill* a 28 n 7 07 a
Ar. Augusta j 4 15p 8JX)a
Lv. Asheville , 8 20 a 3 05p
Lv. Spartanburg | 11 40a 0 lop
Lv. Col'bin, S.C'.&G.Rv j 3 00p 7 00a
Ar. Charleston | G 40pf 11 00a
j Lv. Col'bia. V.C.&P.Ry... i 1153 a' 12-17 a
" Savannah | 4 47p| 5 08a
Ar. Jacksonville. i 9 25 p! 9 15 a
sleeping' ca n Tervice.
Excellent daily passenger service between
Florida and New York.
Nos.87 and 38?Washington and Southwestern
Liipited. Solid Yestibubrd train with dining
ctuvand first class coaches north of Charlotte.
Pullman drawing room sleeping cars between
Tampa. Jacksonville, tsavannah, Washington
and New York.
Pullman Sleeping Cars between Charlotte
and Richmond.
Pullman drawing-room sleeping cars between
C4reensl>oro and Norfolk. Close connection
at Norfolk for OLD POINT COMFORT,
arriving there in time for breakfast.
Solid train, with Parlor cars, between
Charleston and Asheville.
Nos. 35 and 36? U. S. Fast Mail. Through
Pullman drawing room buffet sleeping cars beTween
Jacksonville and New York and Pull
man sleeping cars between Augusta and Char
lotte. Pullman sleeping cars between Jacksonville
and'Columbia, en route daily between
: Jacksonville and Cincinnati, via Asheville.
j FRANKS.GANNQN, J.M.CULP.
Third V-P. <fcGen. Mgr. T. M.. Washington.
V. A. TURK. S. H. HARDWJCK,
j (j. P. A.. Washington. G. P. A., Atlanta
| .
SOUTHERN RAILWAY.
Condensed Schedule la Effect
JTC1Y4, 1S97.
87AT10N3. |
i Lv. Charleston | 7 10 * m
Lv. Columbia 11 OC a m
" Prosperity J* 11 P m
" Newberry i? ? p m
" Ninety-Six J 25 p m
At. Greenwood ... * j* P m
2 25pm
17. Abbeville 2 55 P m
Ar Belton 8 P **
Xr! Anderson 8 & P "*
Ar. Greenville 4 20 p a
IrTAtlantn W 80 p a
DnlJr
STATIONS. No. (i
Lv. Greenville W 30 a a
" Piedmont J? ? * m
" Wlllianiston 11 la a m
Lv. Anderson 11 06 a re
Lv. Belton \\ ? a re
Ar. Donnalds 12 0s. pre
Lv. Abbeville 11 45 a m
Lv! Hodge* ' {J J
" Greenwood J 00 p m#
* Ninety-Six .1 .? p ra
" Newberry ? j? P 111
" Prosperity * P m
Ar. Columbia 8 .10 p m
Ar. Charleston P
stations.
'630P: 7 loa Lv.. Charleston. Ar 8(X>p iToSa
"T30ft ll SOR' *' .... Colombia " 3 35p TMp
9 07nl215p;" A'ston " 2 45p8 3:ia
1004?> 1 28p " Santuo 1 t?P , 4Cp
10'ah! 202p " Union " 1 u.>p < 30p
IOSOr; 2 23pl ** ... Jonesville ... " 12 2**>r C58p
lOWai 2 37p! " Pa<*?le'. " 12 Up 8 47p
11 25*1 310p:Ar.. Spartanburg. Lv 11 45a 620p
11 ?6a 833i> Lv.. Spartanburg.. A>jll Ain OOop
2?pi 7Qo|> Atv^Asheville... Lv! 8 aial ?U5p
"P," p. m. "A," a. m.
Trains 9 and 10 carry elegant Pnllmaa
ileoping oars between Columbia and Ashe villa,
enroute daily bat ween Jacksonville audCmcin
drains leave Spartanburg. A. & C. division,
northbound. 8:87 a. m., 8:47 p. m., (1:18 p. m.,
(Vestlbula Limited); sonthl>ound 12:2? a. m?
116 p. m.. 11 :S7 a. m.. (Vestibule Limite<l.)
Train9 leave Greenville. A. and C. division,
northbound, 6:45 a. m.. 2 31 n. m. aud5:S)p. m..
(Vestibuled Limited): southbound. 1:25 a. ?..
4 A) p. m., 12:80 p. m (Ve*tibuled limited)
Pullman Service.
Pullman palace steeping oars on Trains S3 and
&1, 8i and XJ, on A. ana C. division.
W. H. GREEN. J M CULP
Gen. Superintendent, Tratilo M'g'r,
Washington, D. C. Washington, D. G.
W. A. TURK. . 8. H. HARD WICK.
Cen. Pass. Ag't. As t Ueu. Pa*. Ag t
"Washington, D- C. Atl .ta. wa
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MMLED TO YOUR ADDRESS.
RICHARD K. FOX. Publisher,
Franklin Square, New York.
I
Professional Calls.
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i\_ ior my s . rvn -s vrj 1 be promptly uf
t >. 0. E EEAPllART.il. D.
Sep'ember 11.?tf.
Final Discharge,
{ "VfOTICE 1 s HEREBY G1\JEN TO ALL
I jLi p<; sons interested tlat I will npph to
j the lion. C E Liaph?rt, Judge ol Proba'e
in and lor the County ol L?-xn g'on, State
j of South Carolina. on li e b'th day of No[
v iub.-r, IS'.IS for a final discharge as Ad
luiuis'rator of the E .tateof Fphriam Aie
win-, deceased
11 A. SPANS, C. C. C P andG S.,
Administrator
October 10, 1808 ?5\v3.
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PEWITS, CAZES
lEv^nsrc-z- a-i
CIGARS, CHEWING and
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Fancy (
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Barman's
LEXINGTC
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J^HCurt* ecalp di?*aw? & hair tailing,
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waKmiS a
I Chichester's Ea*liah Dlaiaoad Brud.
Pennyroyal pills
I /-C\ Original and Only Gen nine. A
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|*f ? fwhan*and iMitaliont. At Droops'?. or aendde.
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A [7 MalL 10,000 Testimonial*. Sam* Bajxr.
N??ChlchesterCaemlcalCo^UadUoa Place.
Jild by ail Local Drotctftt. PHILADA.. PAf
w.husemann,
GUNSMITH,
DEALER IS ^ i
PISTOLS, FISHING TACKLE,
Pistol Cartridges, Sportsmen's Articles, of
every description, and <'f the best
makes, Hazard it Atlas Powder,
wholesale and retail. Agent for
Lefever A*ms Co.
Main St., near the Central National Bank,
COLUMBIA, S. C.
November 4
w a im^liiya!
Tl. it. 1IUUHL111U)
^.ZEBTIST,
COLUMBIA, M. C.,
IS NOW MAKING THE BEST PICtures
that can be bad in this country,
and all who have never had a real fine picture,
should tow try some of his latest
styles. Specimens can be seeu at his Gallery,
up stairs, next to the Hob.
Xcels the
RAYS
The paradox of the X rays is that they
will penetrate almost every part
of the living but the liver. "Hilton's
Life for the Liver and Kidneys" has
a special action on that organ and
the kidneys, stimulating them to
healthy action, and diffusing its in- |
fluence for good to every part of thc
body. i
Sold by druggist everywhere.
Wholesale by MURRAY DRUG CO.,
_ i L:. r?
lyOiUJLUUia, O. \J.
For Sale at THE BAZAAR.
Mar 15?ly.
LEXINGTON
mum.nsmni,
FOR BQYS AND GIRLS.
PREPARES FOR TEACHING
COLLEGE OR BUSINESS.
High School. Intermediate and Primary j
Courses.
English, German. French, Greek and Latin I
Taught.
Very Healthiest Location. Board
very cheap. $4 to $7 per month. Tuitipn
eifedingly low, $1 to $2.50 per month.-1
Expenses per year $50 to $75. Had 125
students last session.
Next session begins Monday, September
19. 1898. For full particulars,
Address ?
0. D. SEAY, Principal,
Lexington, S. C.
September 14?tf.
ILIILTOIN'^
0D0F0RM LINIMENT
FOR FRESH CUTS AND WOUNDS.
Will promptly heal Old Sores of long
standing. 25c.
THE MURRAY DRUG CO.,
COLUMBIA, S. C.
Aug. 18?ly.
ARE Y0U?CK,
Sliii;i!l\(i. I
OR
AFFLICTED I
.IN ANY WAY, I
AND NEED
!
!
i
waii tAfill fm/?J in +Ua IN n/v !
li &u, yuu win iiiiu in Lii^ uiug I
and Medicine Department at |
the Bazaar, Standard Medicines
for all Complaints,
Diseases, Etc., which will
give relief and cure you.
AT THE BAZAAR, f
GEOBGE BHU2TS:
MAIN ST., COLUMBIA, S. C.,
JEWELER and REPAIRER j
Has a splendid stock of Jewelry, Watches, j
Clocks and Silverware. A fine line of i
Spectacles and Eyeglasses to fit every one, j
all for sale at lowest prices.
Bepairs on Watches first class
qnickly done and guaranteed, at modi rate
prices. 60?tf.
ONERIES,
, ORi.OZEB.IS,
30CEEIES,
* ^
SMOKING TOBACCO
a
Dliina,
Notions, vCEXDXCiaTEs,
00L BOOKS, ALBUMS, ETC.
of all Colors. ' J
J|
Bazaar, !
IN, S. C.
BANK OF COLUMBIA, 1
SOUTH CAROLINA.
STATE, COUNTY V'"
AND
CITY DEPOSITORY.
.? m
>pec?il a.teut.oQ niYcQ to all Business .. |
trKiinactiuiiM and satisfaction guaranteed.
Tuter. st allowed on all Savings Deposits
from data. County business specially T
solicited.
W. G CH1LDS, Pres.
W T. MARTIN, Vice Pres.
T. H GIBB**. Casbier.
MARTIN STORK, Teller.
Aug 11?tf
THE
mmi umm 1
COLUMBIA, S. C.
CAPITAL $100 000 00' '1
SURPLUS 30,COO CO #
ESTABLISHED 1671.
JAMES WOODKOW, President
JULIUS WAI KER Vice President
EROME h. SAWYER, Cashier.
DIRECTORS?Jaifies Weodrow, John a.
Crawiord, Julius h. Walk*r, C. Fiizsim- ' J
laons, W C. Wright, W. EL Gibbes,
John T. Sloan. T. T. Moore, J. L. Mimnaugb.
K. S. Joynes.
This bar k solicits a share, ip
not all, of your business, and will
grant every favor consistent with safe and V*|
sound baling.
January 29, 1897?ly.
IMSBAUAl f
OF SOUTH CAROLINA
State, City & County Depository sj
COLUMBIA, 8. C. J
Capital Paid in Fall $150,000 00
Surplus 3 "i.OOO.OO
Liabilities of Stockholders.... 150,000.00
$335,000.00
SAVINGS DEPARTMENT.
Interest at the rate oi 4 pef centum per annum
paid on deposits in this department
TRUST DEPAR1MENT.
This Bank under special provision of iU
charter exercises the office of Executor,
Administrator, Trustee or Guardian of Estates.
SAFETY DEPOSIT DEPARTMENT.
Fire and Burglar pro.,1 safety deposit
for rent from $4 00 to $12 CO per year. *
EDWIN W. ROBEBTON,
President,
A. C. HASKELL,
Vice President
J. CAJjDWELL ROBERTSON,
2d Vice President
G. M. BERRY,Cashier.
Fib.-nary 12?ly. . j
POMONA HILL I
Nurseries, g
LARGEST AND OLDEST IN TH *
SOUTH. i
HEALTHY STOCK, TRUE TO NAME.
Leading Old Standard Fruits as well^as
New Varieties of Merit. *
Foreign aDd Oriental Fruits and Nuts, Japanese
Pears, Plums, Apricots, Walnuts
and CmstnuU a big success.
Large Stock of Roses and Green House i
Plants, Cut Flowers, Floral and Fune- j
ral. Designs. 1
Please give your order to our salesmen who
canvass your county and the same shall M
have our prompt attention. . ~g
We would be pleased to have yon write *
at once for catalogue and pamphlet on
"How to Plant and Cultivate an
' Orchard."
Address
J. VAN LINDLEY, Proprietor,
Pomona, N. 0.
Apm 23?ly.
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CHILL
TDNIC
IS JUST AS COOD FOR ADULTS.
WARRANTED. PRICE 50 cts.
Galatia, Ills., Not. 16,1893.
Paris Medicine Co., St. Louis, Mo.
Gentlemen:?Wo sold last year, 600 bottles ot
GROVE'S T/ STELESS CHILL TONIC and hare
bought three gross already this year. In all oar experience
of It years, in the drug business, harenever
sold an article that gave such universal aatia*
taction as your Tonic. sou's truly,
SNZT.CARR &COr
For Sale by
Dr. 0. J. Harris, Batesbnrg, S. 0The
Bazaar, Lexington, S. C.
Feb. 18-ly