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CANCER CURED
-AND AL1FE
SAVED
By the Persistent Use of
Ayer*s Sarsaparilla
*' I was troubled for years with a
sore on my knee, which several
physicians, who treated me, called a
cancer, assuring me that nothing
could be done to save my life. As
a last resort, I was induced to try
Ayer's Sarsaparilla, and, after taking
a number of bottles, the sore
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began to disappear and my general
healtli improve. I persisted in this
treatment, until the sore was entirely
healed. Since then, I use
Ayer's Sarsaparilla occasionally as
a tonic and blood-purifier, and, indeed,
it seems as though I could not
keep house without it."?Mrs. S. A.
Fields, Bloomfield, la.
AYER'S
The Only World's Fair Sarsaparilla.
Ayer's Pills Regulate the J-iver.
Is This Seat Engaged.
She was as pretty as a picture, cot
over 18, wore a jaunty traveling costume,
and occupied a seat by herself
in the car.
He was a bright-eyed, slick young
fellow, wore flowing trousers, a lowcut
vest, sail collar, and a billy cock
hat
"Is this seat engaged?"
"It is not."
Tlia rnnnrf man confc Vlimsplf.
*-iB ;uMi,b ?? ? 7
deftly arranges his gripsacks, settles
back in the seat, and with a tit-willow
smile, opens the campaign.
"Are you traveling alone?"
"I am."
May I ask your name?"
"Certainly," in a breezy sort of
way; "it is Milly Hortense Smith.
I am not 18, my father is a merchant
in Pasadena, I live with my parents,
I am a graduate at the Normal school
this year, and am now returning
home to remain over Sunday."
The 6lick young man's eyes bulged
out as though he had internal pains,
and he mentally ejaculates, "In the
soup!" Recovering himself, he says
hesitatingly:
"Here is my card."
"M. Clarence Joblot, with Blouse
& Co.," reads the young woman, and
demurely continues: "0 yes! you
are one of the gentlemen who sell
good3 on commission. Perhaps you
get a salary? My father has several
in his employ, and he telle me the
most ridiculous stories about them?
says they are necessary evils in business.
I hope you are not like those
who, my father says, in order to drink
wine and make a show, get half-rates
at the hotels and travel on passes
they wheedle out of the railroad men.
I am real glad to meet you, Mr. Joblot
This is my station. Good afternoon."
The slick young man did not recover
speech and motion until after the
train had moved on and left the wellin-formed
young lady smiling on the
platform. Mr. Joblot has never told
his friends how he mashed the Pasadena.
During several years residence in
the far west, I had many opportunities
for observing the wonderful effects
of Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera
and Diarrhoea Remedy. Its efficacy
was demonstrated in the alkali regions,
where the water produces violent
purging. It allayed the attack
when all other remedies failed. I
repeatedly saw the greatest distress
from diarrhoea cured in a few minutes.
I used the remedy myself
with the most satisfactory results,
and can recommend it for the complaints
for which it is indicated. H.
Y. Gilingham, editor of the Kepublican,
Phoenixville, Pa. This remedy
is for sale by
J. E Kaufmann, Lexington.
F. "VY. Oswalt, Barre's.
Oswalt & Son, Irene.
Flour costs $15 a barrel in Liberia,
and whiskey eight cents a pint. It
is a bad sign for a country when
bread is dear and booze is cheap.
Many of the co-called "vegetable
ivory" buttons-used on dresses, cloaks,
etc., are made of potatoes treated
,with sulphuric acid.
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Tiis Farmer in Ancient Times
and 2Tott.
T
I Ohio Farmer.
Adam was a gardener, Noah a
husbandman, and Abraham a stockman.
Job had 500 yoke of oxen
which he used in plowing. Isaac
sowed iu the land of Gerar and
reaped an hundred fold. The
ancient Egyptians are known to have
been skillful farmers. They were
? A ~ ^ V. li ,-i lianofite nf rnffl
acquaiuicu nuu
lion of crops, and were wise in
adaptiog these to the soil and the
seasons. The Nile river also gave
them natural inigation, and they
made it also partly artificial. They
were great rearers of poultry and
practiced artificial hatching or "incubation."
An Egyptian villa comprised
all the conveniences of a
European at the present day. There
were gardens, orchards, fishponds
and preserves for game. The grain
was stored in vaulted chambers,
furnished with an opening at the top,
reached by steps, into which it was
emptied from sacks, with an aperture
below for removing it when required.
The Israelites were classed as one
of the great agricultural nations of
antiquity. The Mosaic Institute
contained an agrarian law based
upon an equal division of the soil
I among the adult males. So successj
ful were they that not only figuratively,
but literally, every Israelite
sat under the shadow of his own
vine and fig tree.
The literature of Greece affords us
little information regarding the practical
details of her husbandry. This
is due to the fact that the labor of
cultivating the soil was laid upon the ,
race which they had conquered, and
so was treated writh some contempt.
But when we find that valleys were
freed from lakes and morasses by
drainage, that the rock surfaces were J
covered by transported soil, and that
they possessed excellent breeds of
domesticated animals, we infer that
agriculture was better understood
than the allusions to it in their lite
rature would seem to warrant.
Amongst the ancient Romans agri- f
culture was highly esteemed and ^
pursued with earnest bve and devoted
attention. The most famous ^
families, such as the Pisones, Fabii,
iientuii, etc., took their names from
their favorite crops and vegetables. 1
Perhaps it is not too much to assert (
that many of those qualities which ^
fitted them for conquering the world ^
were nourished and matured by the \
skill, foresight and preserving in- 1
dustry so needful for the intelligent
- - -- <
and successful cultivation of the soil. '
Cicero makes Cato give a fine picture
of the ancient Roman enthusiasm in '
agriculture.
I am not sure that the farmers of *
Ohio will endorse his eulogy on farm- f
ing with products so cheap as they 1
are at this time of depression. At *
such a time there is a tendency to [
belittle the occupation of the farmer. 1
Especially the young men are in- '
clined to turn away from it to the *
glittering promise of the great city. ]
Rut it seems to me that he who
stands nearest Nature's heart, and at *
first hand receives from her hand the j
food of the millions, must have with- 1
in himself the opportunity of being 1
one of God's noblemen and that at E
the last, when things are righted, he J
must rank among the most honorable, 1
Trmcf Vi<alr?fnl nf men. I ^
k/VWU UwiV WUV UIVWW
There are other drawbacks in this ?
as in other occupations. "While labor (
in the open air is healthful under (
proper conditions, under others it (
may be hurtful. A late spring 1
crowds three months' work into two. 1
A threatening sky compels him to (
do two days' work in one or lose a 1
part of the harvest for which he has 1
toiled so long. The marketing of ]
grain or milk calls him out in all 5
kinds of weather, often exposing to J
the severest storms. The danger is <
that the farmer will find himself, day (
after day, an exhausted man. But '
it is difficult for an exhausted man to 1
maintain himself as a husband or
father, neighbor or citizen. lie is
tempted to neglect those relationships
which appeal to his higher
nature and which are so important
for his best manhood. The same
daDger threatens the farmer's wife.
The danger is that both will sink to (
the level of the drudge who eats and 1
drinks and works and nothing more.
Many farmers and their families successfully
resist this temptation.
Some yield to it. It is something to
remember that a husband is worth
more than a hundred bushels of
1 wheat, a father more than a hundred
bushels of corn, a neighbor more
1 than a hundred tons of hay. Then
I
there is danger that the farmer who j
> lives at a distance from the town will i
> neglect lectures, social gatherings
1 and church services. But the average
man or woman sutlers from isola
tion. Only Thorean can grow wiser
in solitude. It is important that
this tendency be resisted, and that ,
the home be supplied with the best
of current literature, and that tickets
to the lecture course be in every
farmer's home, if his family is to '
start in life equipped to stand by
his fellow of the town. Let the 1
home be a centre of social and 1
literary life, and the boy will not be
so anxious to leave the farm. To ^
manage successfully a farm of ahun- f
dred acres and solve all the problems 1
of soils and seed and stock and sales, ^
demands talent and training equal, (
if not superior, to that demanded for^ *
success in the pulpit, at the bar or
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bedside, the sick oea. wuen mis
fact is realized more generally, the I
farmer's children will be given as c
good an education as the professional c
r
man's. The modern College course
is not confined to the classics, but
offers instruction in chemistry, biol- c
ogy, physics, geology and other r
branches so important for one who is
to deal with life, vegetable and ani
mal. Let the farmer's children be T
taught that farming is one of the c.
learned occupations, and at once I
they will take greater interest in- c
preparing for it, and be better satis- e
fied to remain in the country, rather '
than to rush into the city- and be v
some other man's servant all the
days of their lives. 11
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McSialey Writes Well. ?
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If his Administration Cames Up to |
his Sentiments Expressed Below
he will be a Good President. ^
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New York, November 5.?The following
telegram was received by ^
Mark A. Hanna from Major McKinley
to-night:
Canton, Ohio, November 5, 1896. ^
Eon. M. A. Hanna, New York: Your ^
telegraphic message announcing the
result of the election has been re- ^
reived. I beg you to accept my
aearty thanks for your great sendees ^
n the cause of sound money ana
orotection throughout the campaign
aow closed, and gloriously won. ?
They were most generous and effec;ive,
and will receive the warm ap8l
probation of your countrymen everywhere.
I will be pleased to have 81
pou convey to your associates of the
national committee my high appreciation
of their efficient services. The '
people, in their majesty, ignoring ^
"" g]
party lines, have -declared their detestation
of repudiation and dishonor
:n whatever specious guise they may ^
ae presented. They have with the
same mighty power affirmed their ^
levotion to law and order, and their s<
^deviating respect for justice and ^
S(
the Courts. They have maintained
their unfalterning determination to
innnnrf onr? t.hfi rnnst.it,
L-~"
luthorilies of the country, and have,
;hereby,given new vigor and strength ^
io our free institutions. They have
ndeed, again consecrated themselves ^
io conntry, and baptized the cherish- ^
>d ordinances of free government
vith a new and holy patriotism. ^
rhe victory is not to party or section, ^
3ut of and for the whole American
Ci
people. Not the least of the triumph j
s the obliteration of sectional linos j
n the. Republic. We have denom- ^
jtrated to the world that we are a
a;
eunited people in purpose as in
isme. We have manifested in the
*reat cause the spirit of fraternity
md brotherhood that should always
iharacterize our common and equal
ntizenship, and have proven con- K
dusiveiy that in a country of equal a
privilege and equal opportunities the Q>
nsidious doctrine of hate or of class K
)r sectional distinctions cannot pre- n
rail. Let us as Americans straigh;vay
devote ourselves to the upbuild- q
ng of America to the peace, honor a,
md glory of our common country. ^
Party dissensions should no longer ^
3ivide or rack the public mind, nor n;
the zeal or temper of either side ft
3eter any citizen from patriotic de- tl
potion to the good of all. n
William McKiulev. ]s
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Sore Throat Qnickly Cured. ?
h
Not long ago, in speaking of sore n
throat, and the difficulty frequently 0
experienced in curing it, Mr. J. E ti
Thomas, of Uniondale, Pa., told how a
he had often cured it in his family h
We give it in his own words: "I s
have frequently used Chamberlain's p
Paiu Balm in my family for sore n
throat and it has effected a speedy b
cure in every instance. I would not ii
think of getting along in my home a
without it.:'. Pain Balm also cures h
rheumatism, sprains and bruises, n
For sale at 25 and 50 cents per v
bottle by a
J. E. Kaufmann, Lexington o
F. W. Oswalt, Barre's d
Oswalt Si Son, Irene o
. New Ccuaty Talk.
Stumbling Blocks Apprehended
the Way of the Scheme.
The Columbia Register of a rcec-i
date, says: Ambitious towns that d
sire to become county seats are fin<
:ng more or less thorns along the
respective paths.
Under the new constitution it
arovided that "whenever one-thii
)f the qualified electors within tl
trea of each section of an old coudI
propose to be cut off to from a ne
jounty, they shall petition the Go
jrnor," etc.
The question has arisen: Yvhat
neant by "each section ?*' Those o]
)osed to the new county project ai
>f the opinion that the petition rnu:
sontain the names of one-third of tl
ilectors in the entire townshii
i
Chat is a "section," they claim; i
>ther words, by "each section" i
neant the township.
For instance, if one-third of tb
(lectors of a particular townshi]
vere to be secured, and not tne r<
[uisite number from the ierritor
>roposed to be set aside for the ne1
ounty, some little trouble might b
xperienced if the petitions were ver
leavy from the townships froi
rhich the new county is to be mad(
It is the Attorney General's opir
D.n that the proper construction t
>e placed on the provisions of th
iew law is that a petition should i:
ue fronf one third of the electors i
he territory to be subtracted from
ownship; in short, thAt the plain ir
erpretation of the law requires
etition from ooly one-third of th
oters in the territory involved, an
ot from one-third of the voters in
t; e 1? _ *
DWnsilip irom wmuti ulij a ici
quare miles may be taken.
Another obstacle lies in the fac
bat a two thirds vote is necessar
efore the General "Assembly ca:
rant authority for the creation of
ew county, and complications migh
rise that would result in carryinj
be matter into the court.
The final papers for the petitio:
f the petition from Salem count
as been received. Governor Evan
ras not in the city, but the proclam
tion had been signed in blank, i
2ems, awaiting the receipt of th
ffidavit from the Supervisor of Dai
ngton county. The election i
rdered for November 18, and it wi]
ien be decided if another count;
ball be created out of portions o
umter, Darlington and Kershaw
'ith the county seat at Bishopville
It is thought best to hold the elec
nnn in time to rrive the General As
r> ?
=mbly a chance to act, should result
rove favorable to the new count;
sheme.
Cure or Headache.
As a remedy for all forms of Head
che Electric Bitters has proved t
e .the very best. It effects a perm a
ent cure and the most dreade<
abitual sick headaches yield to it
lfluence. "We urge all who ar
fflicted to procure a bottle, and giv?
ais remedy a fair trial. In cases o
abitual constipation Electric Bitter
tires by giving the needed tone t
le bowels, and few case long resis
le use of this medicine. Tit i
ace. Large bottles only Fifty cent
t J. E. Kaufmann's.
A True Gentleman.
One of tbe hihest encomiums tha
an be pronounced upon any youn<
lan, worthy of it, is to say that he i
true gentleman. There is a worl<
f meaning in the term. It mean
tore than mere politeness. It i
tore than strict conformity to writ
?n rules of the best fashionable eti
uette. One may be faultless in hi
Iherence to the best form of socia
ehavior, and yet lack much of th'
ue gentleman. The true gentle
lan is the soul of honor, i3 beauti
illy candid, is deeply considerate o
le rights of others, is quick to ack
owledge his own faults rather thai
ly them on others, and consult th<
ood of others, rather than seek hi.1
wn preferment. The true gentle
lan is known by his strict sense o
onor; by his sympathy, his gentle
ess, his forebcarance and his genei
sity. He is esseutially a man c
ruth, speaking and doing right a
11 times, not merely in private be
avior. Truthfulness is moral trail
parency. Hence the true gentlemai
romises nothing he has not th
leans of performing. Ho neve
reaks his word, for he scorns to lie
a word or deed, and is ready tobrav
11 consequences rather than debas
imself by falsehood. No dishones
ran is a true gentleman, nor is h
rho purposely takes advantage c
nother, whether the latter be a fo
r a friend. The true gentlema
!oes by others as he would hav
thers do by him.
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St. Vitus Vanquish 3d.
?
i
id "What Cared Little Stanley Nichol 1
of Chorea. j
at From the Republican?Journal, Ogdens- j
e- bnrg, N. Y.
d- A letter was lately received at the ;
ir office of the Republican Journal from
Hammond to the effect that the cure j
is of an extraordinarily severe case of i
"d St. Vitus' dauce had been effected on j
ie j the person of little Stanley Nichol. j
:j j the 8 year old son of Mrs. Charles j
w Nichol of that villiage.
v- A reporter was accordingly dis- ,
patched in that direction who, after
is some inquiry, found Mrs. Nichol's
p- residence about a mile outside of the
re | village. Mrs Nicbol said:
it ''A little over a year ago my boy,
te Stanley Nichol, who is now only eight |
->. years old, alarmed me one day by j
n being taken v/irh a strange gurgling :
is in his throat. After the first the attacks
became quite frequent. Stan- I
ie lev did nut complain of any pain, bnt I
a, said that he could not help makiDg j
8- the noise. At that time there was a j
y New York doctor stopping in the j
5v village who was a specialist on throat j
>e and nasal diseases. I took my son I
y to him and after a careful examina- :
n tion he said that there was nothing i
?. the matter with the boy's throat. !
i- The gurgling in his opinion was i 1
o caused by a nervous contraction of ; !
e tbe muscles of the throat. He asked '
3- who our family physician was and
u said that ho would consult with him
a before be prescribed,
i- "Stanley rapidly grew worse. He 1
a was always a sickly boy. One day I j
o noticed that he was jerking his arm i
j up in a very peculiar manner. A *
a few days later he seemed to lose con* (
v trol of his legs, first one and then j J
the other would be pulled up and ;
t then straightened out again. He j
y was a perfect bundle of nerves and
a was rapidly losing all control of hima
self. When eating at the table or J
^ drinking, his arm would often twitch j i
? so as to spill what ho was drinking, i i
One day he scared me terribly by ; ]
Q throwing back his head and rolling j
j his eyes up so that only the white j 1
g j parts showed. I took him to our ! (
h family physician who prepared some j J
f. medicine for him. Ho took it and '
0 commenced to improve. The* dose, [ (
. however, had to be increased and ! i
Stanley rebelled against taking it. 1
o *
|, It was very disagreeable medicine I
and I don't blame the boy for not I i
y
^ wishing to take it.
"Our physician went to New York I i
rj
city "on business and while he was : *
away the medicine became exhausted ]
and we could get no more. Stanley j 1
8 was still very bad. About that time,
y I read about a little girl who had j 2
hppn fMirftd nf St. Vitus' dance by ^
taking Pink Pills. I thought I would ; ?
try them and procured a box. I fol- !
[. lowed the directions that came with j *
o the pills, and gave only half a pill at
a dose. I did not see much improve- j
3 ment and increased the dose to a j
s whole pill. The effect was noticed
8 in a day. Stanley immediately com- ,
e menced to get better and did not ob ' J
f ject to taking the pills as he had the
s other medicine! He took seveu boxes
o of the pills and to-day appears to be j
t perfectly well. He discontinued ; .
t taking them some time ago. He
s weighs nearly fifteen pounds more j
than he did and is strong and hearty, j ,
A year ago we took him out of school
but he is so much better now *thal
be is going to begin again tbis fall " j.c
^ The reporter interviewed tho vil- j J
I lage druggist, Sir. George Wiley, and <
15 be stated that he bad sold Mrs.
^ Xichol a large number of boxes of
s j Pink Pills and that be bad beard j ^
s ; they bad cured her son of St. Vitus' \
dance. Mr. Wiley said that bo sold j ]
| a great many boxes of these pills to | t
s j old people who bad become nervous
^ i and irritable and they invariably re- i {
e j ported that they were benefited by j (
j their use. - j ^
Dr. Williams' Pink Pills contain, I t
f '
in a condensed form, all the elements j
neccessary to give new life and rich- j 3
3 i ness to the blood and restore siiat- I
3 tered nerves. They are also a spe-;
3 cilic for troubles peculiar to females, !
such as suppressions, irregularities j c
^ ; aud all forms of weakness. They 1
? I
j build up the blood, and rcstoro 1
" j the glow of health to pale and | *
^ | sallow cheeks. Iu men they cf- *
^ | feet a radical cure in all cases c
j arising from mental worry, overwork ^
| or excesses of whatever nature. 3
Q i Pink Pills are sold in boxes (never in ;
6 j loose bulk) at 50 cents a box or six j ?
r j boxes for 82.50, and may be had of ; ?
-S j all druggist, or direct by mail from '<
I .
e i Dr. Williams' Medicine Company, i c
e ! Schenectady, NY. 1
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How Alcohol Warms.
mi_. i
J. LIU LULU pel ilLIUU UtUSC ICIltltO uu
mccdote about the oft repeated argument
of the warming effects of alcoaol,
as follows:
"But, doctor, I must have some
dnd of a stimulant,'' cried the invalid
larnestly. "I am cold, and it warms
ne.
"Precisely,'' came the doctor's
;rusty answer. "See here; this stick
s cold," taking up a stick of wood
'rom the box beside the heath and
,ossiDg it into the fire. "Now it is
varrn, but is the stick benefited?"
The sick man watched the wood
irst send out little puffs of smoke
tnd then burst in to flame, and replied:
"Of course not; it is burning
tself."
"And so are you when you warm
yourself with alcohol; you are literaly
burning up the delicate tissues of
four stomach and brain."
>
The Discovery Saved His
Life.
Mr. G. Caillouette, Druggist, Be a
rersville, 111., says: "To Dr. King's
Sew Discovery I owe my life. Was
saken with La Grippe and tried ail
.he physicians for miles about, but
>f no avail and was given up and
.old I could not live. Having Dr.
King's New Discovery in my store I
sent for a bottle and began its use
tnd from the lirst dose began to get
setter, and after using three bottles
,vas up and about again. It is worth
ts weight in gold. We won't keep
store or house without it."' Get a
rcc trial at J. E. Kaufmann's Drug
i tore.
Clias. Koiser, of Norristown, Pa ,
vhile out tiding with his wife, shot
,he woman dead, to collect a $10,000
ife insurance, and then tried to fix
;he crime on bandits.
Col. D. P. Duncan is the Billy Paterson
who struck and downed tho
:otton tie trust. He deserves the
hanks of every farmer in the south
or his magnificent and winning fight.
to Ward off an Attack
of Croup.
In speaking of this much dreaded
iisease, Mr. C. M. Dixon, of Pleasant
didge, Pa., said, "I have a little girl
vho is troubled frequently during
.he winter months with croupy afifecions.
Whenever the first symptoms
jeeur, my wife gives her Chamberain,s
Cough Komcdy, and the result
s always prompt and satisfactory.''
riiis remedy is used by thousands of
nothers througout the United .States,
dso in many foeign countries, and
dwavs with nerfect success. It is
- ?J ? L
>nly necessary to give it free'y when
;he child becomes hoarse or as soon
is the croupy cough appears and all
symptoms of croup will disappear.
For sale at 25 and 50 cents per
aottle by
J. E. Kaufmann, Lexington.
F, W. Oswald, Ban's.
Oswald k Son, Irene.
A Life Saved.
Jamestown, Tenn , October 15,1801
My daughter tried physicians and
nearly all remedies for Female irregularities,
but received no releif or
benefit whatever. We had nearly
despaired of her recovery when we
were induced by our postmaster,
Mr. A. A. Gooding, to try Gerstie's
Female Panacea, and after using
four bottles she was entirely cured,
for which I fed it my duty to let it
be known to the world and suffering
humanity, for I believe she owes her
life to the Panacea.
A. J MACE,
Sheriff of Fentress County, Teun.
For further information call on J. E.
Kaufmann and get free, a pamphlet
entitled, "Advice to Women and
Other Useful Information."
But She Smoked.
Detroit Free 1'ress.
She was a little, old woman, dressed
in black and having a bundle
wrapped up in a gray shawl. She
had a seat in the middle of a Grand
River avenue car. and as she took out
her clay pipe and began fceliDg for
her tobacco the conductor stepped
forward and said:
"You mustn't smoke here, ma'am."
"Why not?"
"Against the rules."
"Who made the rules?"
"The company."
"Where's the company."
"Down at the office."
"Well, I never allow anybody a
mile away to tell mo when I shall or
shall not smoke. I've got neuralgy,
and when I have it I always smoke.
You kin trot right back to the platform
and be ready to jingle the bell
when anybody wants to get off."
And she found a match, lighted it
on the under edge of the scat, and
puffed away with a serence countenance
until ready to get off at twelfth
street.
Forgot to Skin Him.
" I have always prided myself on
my ability as a cook," said C. T.
Whitmore of Atlanta, "but I found
one thing that I could not cook.
When I am at home, I frequently
prepare the fancy dishes for dinner,
although we have a colored woman
in the kitchen who is as good a cook
as one generally finds She never
interferes with me when I take a
notion to trespass upon her territory.
One of my specialties is cooking fish.
I had some friends stopping with me
who went fishing. Among other
things they brought home an eel. I
had never tried to cook an eel and
did not care to acknowledge the fact,
so I went at it as though I cooked
them every day. One necessary step
I did not take. I did not skin it I
baked the eel for two hours and was
very proud of my success. It certainly
did look appetizing when placed
on the table. Cut as soon as the
guests were all seated that eel started
out of the dish and across the
table. The ladies fled, and I threw
him out of the window. I now believe
all the stories I hear about an
| eels tenacity of life."'
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|
The son of a rich Louisville, Ivy.,
merchant is wild and violently insane
from smokiDg cigarottes.
Tobacco seeds arc so small that a
j thimbleful will furnish plants for an
! acre of ground.
J Typewriting machines sound like I
wnn<lnickers when several are click
ing industriously at the same time.
A good disposition cannot be whipped
into a nervous or vicious horse.
If young men did not drink there
Would be no drunkards.
Never let the sun go down without
doing some kind act that will make
your pillow softer. 1
Trees which grow on. the northen
side of a hill make more durable lumber
than those which grow on the
southern side.
The word mile comes from tho
Latin "mille," a thousand. A thousand
paces of a marching soldier
made a Roman mile.
The man who is ever lamenting,
never rejoicing, is playing a part; for
life is neither constantly painful nor
i. _ 11
' COUSlUUll^ gU}.
Do not wear impermeable aDtl
tightfitting hats that constrict the
blood-vessels of the seals. Use Hall's
i Hair Renewer occasionally, and you
! will not be bald.
Fruits in season, candies, cakes,
I crackers, the most delicious canned
! goods, the best grades of smoking
and chewing tobacco, fragrant cigars,
full cream cheese, a full line of fancy
articles can always be found at the
Bazaar.
^AKIH^
POWDER
Absolutely Purer
A cream of tartar baking powder. Hicii
est of ?lt in teiveDU:g 8ir?*ngth.? Latest
United States Government Food Report.
Royal 1<aki\o Fowl ek Co , New York.
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Ccnferential Meeting.
A meeting of the conference of the
Evangelical Lutheran Teuuesee Synod
of S. C. wiil be held atZion Lutheran
church in Lexington county on
Saturday before the 3rd Sunday in
December next. The ministers in ;
connection with said synod with two
delegates from each congregation are
expected to be present. Matters of
great interest to the church will be
presented and I hope for a full at-4
tendance. Ilcnry A. Meetee,
President Conference E. L. Tenn.
Syiod. October 28,1896.
John Sanders, colored, while B
drunk, was standing on a platform
of the train at Taylor's station, fl
Greenville county, when he was I
thrown down a thirty-foot embank- E
mcnt and badly bruised. Providense fl
takes carc of fools and drunken men. fl
Mr. Allen Hawkins, of Prosperity, fl
Newberry county, was killed by a .
runaway horse. He was past three- 'fl
score and ten. I
In keeping the accounts of 'the I
Bank of England, over 50 ledgers are fl
filled daily. B
Camels enjoy thistles, and menag- H
erie camels when on a tour will eat H
every one they can pick by the road- j jfl
Some one says that liquor strengh^flH|
ens the voice. That is a mistake.
It only makes the breath strong. fl
Dispenser Holt Zclaw, of (ireen- H
ville, is short $18,000, and his secur- fl
ites will be sued. S
It costs this government $3,500 to ^B
fire one torpedo shot from the new ^B
guns now being built. ^^j^B
As a city, Minneapolis is only 34
years old, but her mills grind out^^H
9,000,000 barrels of flour every year.
A needle, be it ever so diminutive ^^B
in size, has to pass through about 120 _ fl
operations before it is ready for sale.
Health is so necessary to all the ^^B
duties as well as tbe pleasures of life JB
that the crime of squandering it is fl
equal to the folly. H
"I believe all men arc thieves," said, ^fl
the man who had just delivered a
tirade agaiDet plutocracy. "I never
suspected you before," quietly re- |H
marked one of the bystanders. H
So rapid has been the change in H|
Ti1n/.t.'oU lnnnnarro fliaf. fVlP . H|
UIU i-ili^UOU IflU^UU^V j ?WMV WWW
lisLi of today boars do more rcsembianco
to the English of 1000 years tt|
ago than it does to German. H
A Kansas man has planted 10 acres M
of sassafras, to be used by a factory H
nearby in the manufacture of ~4hg
leaves into a substitute for tobab^^^M
for cigarettes.
"Are you willing to make a very
great sacrifice for me, George V*
"Test me dearest." "Well the next
tine you talk free silver with* papa,
let him kuock you out."
Catarrh is a constitutional disease
and requires a constitutional remedy
like Hood's Sarsaparilla, which purilies
the blood.
Many people, when a little. consti- flfl
pated, make the mistake of using
saline or other drastic purgatives.
All that is needed is a mild dose of
Ayer's Pills to restore the regular
movement of the bowels, and nature
will do the rest. They keep the sys- IH
tern iu perfect order. H
"Turn the rascais out'1?the fami- MM
liar party cry?may be applied to IB
microbes as well as to men. The iBB
germs of disease that lurk in the IB
blood are 'iturncd out" by Ayer's Sar- 81
saparilla as effectually as the old
postmasters are displaced by a new """^B
administration.
From a Distinguislied Educator. H
I have found Cheney's Expector- 981
ant superior to anything I have ever ^B
tried for Colds or Bronchial trouble. ^fl
Send me by first mail six bottles of ^B
your excellent medicine. 8H
Prof. J. H. Richardson. ^fl
Sweetwater, Tenn. ^B