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SPADES.
CIIAITEK I.
Tiiuhk w?? high plav one night in Sfc
Petersburg at tluo quarters of Lieutenant
Naroumort an officer in tlie imperial horse
guards. A long winter night had slipped
.away without any one being aware of it,
and it was five o'clock in the morning
when supper was announced. The winners
sat down to it with excellent appetite,
wrhile the losers gazed vacantly upon their
empty plates, lly degrees, however, and
the champagne lending its aid, conversation
flowed, and became general.
"What have you done to night, Sourino
1" inquired the master of the house
of one of his friends.
uLoat, as usual," was the replv. **I
Un't ?u. j:-l>? -v * *
?-? * ?*> wijjiiicm, ciinnce. I always
back tb? color ami always lose."
"Whai 1 liavn't you nut down ..nee on
the r?d this evening I Well, your tirmn ?<. .
surprise* me."
"IliW ?r?jr?W| ?M??, ?Sv? oH O.K. ?"
**ke>l another, addressing a young officer
of engineer*. u You havn't touclie.1 a
card, or put down a single stake, and yet
you have remained looking on till five in
the morning."
"The game interests me," said 11 eruiann,
coldly ; "hut I feel no desire to risk
the ncceainry in order to win the superfluous.**
"Herman is a German?he is ch*? ;
that's the whole secret," cried l'rince Paul
Totnski; "but 1 enn tell you a {tersoti
more extraordinary than he, and that is
my grandmother, the Countess Ann Fedo*
tovna."
"What about lier," demanded his
friends.
"lluve you never remarked," replied
Tomski, "that she never plays."
"A woman," said Naro'iinotf, "who is
over eighty years of age, and doesn't play,
is certainly a phenomenon."
"You dou't know the reason !"
"No: has she any reason f"
"You shall hear. Al>out sixty years
ago Qiy grandmother went to Paris, where
ahe was all the rage. Every one crowded
to* see the Muscovite Venus, as she was
called. The Duke de Kichelieu was violently
in love with her, and my grandmother
says her severity nearly made him
blow out his brains. In those days all
the wouien played at faro. One evening,
at court, she lost a large sum upon her
word of honor to tlio Duke of Orleans.?
When site came home, my grandmother
took off her patches and her hoop, and in
thia tragic costume went to my grandfather,
to tell him of her misfortune, aud ask
for the money to put it right.
"My grandfather waa a sort of stewart
to his wife, and stood generally in awe of
her; but the sura alie named frightened
him from his propriety. lie flew into a
passion, began at once to reckon, and
proved to my grandmother that in six
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H? tflW b*r plainly that Hm v?!l?fM
And governments of Moscow and
Baratoff nere not et Paris; that the money
was not to be bed ; end, finally, that
she must do without it. Her indignation
was excessive: she replied by a box on
the ear; and from that night forward they
Lad separate rooms. Next day she returned
to the charge. For the first lime
in her life she condescended to reason and
explain?but it was in vain that she attempted
to show her husband that there
ars two sorts of debts?and that a prince
cannot be treaed like a coach maker.?
Her eloauence wee all thrown away : mv
grandfather waa inflexible, and my grandmother
wm at her wita* tod to know what
to do. Luckily abe remembered that aire
knew a man who at that time waa very
celebrated. Thia waa the Oounte de St
Oermain, of wbont many marveloua storiea
were told; #!m? gaffe hitnaelf out for
a kind of wandering Jew?the poeeemor
of die Eliihr of Life and the Pfcikwopher'a
Stone. By some be waa looked upon aa
I a charlatan, while others set kirn down
for a apjr; but whatever he waa, notwithstanding
kia myaterious mode of H4*, ke
mind ia the beataociety, and wm in reali
tf a rmj agpis?a nw. i? mm any my
gnmUmotlif prwervei a strong sffaciion
for liiro, m4 mt Umptr it always rufflsd
wbea U? is aoi spoken of with raspssL?
!l MfwA ksr ih?t bo might hart it m his
pawner to adseaee bor tho mowsy of whish
abe stood ?ti want, sod she dispatched a
fijEus n *
iu.u.cumu!ij came to uer liotel, "a
where lie found bcr in despair. In two sni
words she explained her case to him, rela- Jti
ting her misfortune, and her husband's a
cruelty, and adding that she had no hope To
left save in his friendship and kindness. ra<
"After a few moments' reflection," the
; count said, 44I could easily advance you to
the money you require, but I know that Ivi
you never would be easy until you paid
me, and I do not wish that you should
extricate yourself from one embarrassment
to involve yourself in another. There is
another wny of getting out of this difficulty?'-win
the money back again." yo
"Hut my dear count," replu-d my grandmother,
"I have already told you that I bu
havn't another pistole left."
"There is no occasion for money," re- he
tuaned St. Germain, "only listen to me." m?
"lie then whispered a secret to her of
which every one of you, I am sure, would '
I give a good deal to know." gn
All the young officers Intoned attentively
to Ton ski, who stop|?cd to light his nci
pipe, and then contiuuvd : no
"The same evening my grandmother ens
went to Versailles, and played at the 1
queen's table, where the Duke of Orleans rot
kept the hank. She invented some excuse lik
for not immediately acquitting herself of (
her debt, and then began to play. She sia
chose three cards: she won on the first; for;
doubled her stake on the second ; doubled '
that again on the third; and finally car- 1 i
ried off an immense sum wlii. K
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her to psy the duke, and still be * great Na
dinner. wjt
"It wm all luck !" said one of the young nui
oflloers. ,
"What a strange story!" exclaimed |ieI
Hermann. " . (
"They were marked cards !" observed a it.
third. ^
"I am not of that opinion," gravely -?m
answered Tomski.
"The deuce!" cried Naroiimoff, "you ^
have a grandmother who knows three jt
winning cards, and havn't yet got her to
*.ii r i.ivl* iiiey are:
"Ah, there's the trouble of it!" replied . .
Tomski. "She had four sons, one of whom Jr!'
was my father. Three of them wore de ' r1'
termiued gamblers, and neither of thein aW
could win the secret from her, though it
would have done them a good deal of ">*1
good, and me also. Hut listen to what *mi
my uncle, Count Ivan 1 Hitch, told me?1
have his word of honor for the truth of
the story. Tchaplitzki?you know who 1 c^'
menu ; he who died in extreme want af- sor
tor having spent millions?well, once,
when he was a very young man, lie lost "Hi
three hundred thousand roubles at play 111 !
with Zoritch. lie was in de-p.iir. My *
grandmother, who was seldom indulgent r?|'
to the faults of youth, made?I know not '
why?an exception in favor of Tehnplitxk. the
She gave him three earils t.? |> av. one af- to '
ter the other, exacting from him hi- word
Of honor never to play again in his life.? 'KK:
Tchnpliuki promised, and then went to
Zortich, and asked for his revenge, lie w *
put fifty thousand roubles on the first card hor
?won; doubled his stake; and at the H"
third cmtn, roj?eated inv grandmother's ^
luck. Hut there's six o'clock striking: its *'>?
time to go to bed."
Kvery one emptied his glass, and the ,4'f
party broke up. l'r'
on
The old Countess Ann Fedotovna was i'ig
seated before a glass in her dressing room.
Three waiting-mauls surrounded her ; one loo
oflfered a j?ot of rouge, another a ls?x of '
black pins, a third held an enormous lace I a
citp with fianie colored ribbons. The
countess had no longer the pretension to ha<
beauty, but she preserved all the habits th<
of her youth, Irwssed in the fashion of fifty
vpiitk U?fnriL anil rravn Ia hou ??1I
time and i-eremony bestowed upon it by a
pttitf maitrtiu of the last century. Iler tec
demoittlU dt compo>jnie sat working in tlie I*'
recess of window. W
"Good morning, grandmamma," said a tin
young officer, entering tlie room, "flood dr<
morning, Mademoiselle Lise. Grandmamma,
I have a reotiest to make." "y
"What ia it, Paul r* dn
"Will you allow me to preeont one of m?
my friends to you, and ask you also for is i
an invitation fur him to your Itall!"
"Bring him to the ball; you can pres ch;
ent him them. Bid you go yesterday to vvi
the I'rinceae Dolgorouski'a t"
"Of course. It was delightful! We ab
danced till daylight Mademoiselle EleU- frij
Id waa charming." ho
"Upon my word, my dear, you are not wi
difficult to nlease. If you speak of beau- wl
ty, you ought to aee her grandmother, the
Princess Daria Petrovna. But tell me, ell
. l _ r?_: i\ r>.. . ?
wio i nncru i/ium i cirvvn* must D9 ffriling
old, 1 m.^7 !" pa
"What do you mean by old I" exclaim- as
ed Totmki, hastily ; "she baa been dead ae
these seven year*. sti
The demoiselle de compagnie raised sti
her head, and made a sign to the^rouug uj
officer, lie then recollected that it was re
an understood thing always to conceal oo
from the countess the death of any of her ca
contemporaries. He bit hie lips; but the in
countess did not appear to take the newt hi
of the death of her moat intimate friend sti
much to heart, for she replied, "Dead, is w<
she! I had never beard of it We were H
appointed maids of honor on the saioe w
day; and when we were presented, the p<
empress"? And here the old oounteae ct
related fbr the hundredth time an aoec- w
dote (4 her jrwrth. cr
me to rise. Lisanka, where is my
uff-box ?" and followed by her three
nmea de chambre, she hobbled off behind
large screen to complete her toilet?
mski remained tete-a-tete with the de>isellc
de compagnie.
"Who ia the gentleman whom you wish
present to inadame ?" asked Lizabeta
snovna in a low voice.
"Naroumoff. Do you know him I"
"No. Is he an officer!"
"Yes."
"In the engineers?"
"No; in thehoree-guards. "Whatmade
\t think he was in the engineers ?"
The demoiselle de compagnie smiled,
t did not answer.
"Paul," cried the countess from behind <
r screen, "send me a new romance?no
itter what, provided it is not in the tiste
the present day." i
"What kind of one would you like, j
indmamma ?" i
"A romance in which the hero strangles
ther his father ncr mother, and with I
drowned |>cople in it. Nothing fright- j
t me so much as drowned people." i
"I don't know where I can get such a 1
nance as you wish for. Would you 1
e to have a Russian one ?"
"What! are there such tilings as Hua- 1
n romances ? Well, send me one; don't <
get it." j
"I will not fail. Adieu, grandmamma ; I
am in a great hurry. Adieu, Lizabeta <
inovna. What made you suppose that ]
xoumoff was in the engineers ?" And t
h these words Prince Paul Tomski
1 t+A tliA sno?**"*' ?
?vv. ?IIV ni'niiiiiuill, I
Lizabeta Ivanovnn, left alone, resumed '
tapestry-work,and seated herself again 1
the recess of the window. Immediate- 1
a young officer appeared in the street '
he comer of one of the opposite houses. '
0 demoiselle de compagnie blushed up '
llie eyes the moment she saw him ; she 1
it her head down, and almost concealed *
in her work At that moment the *
. a J /..II I 4.
'Lisanka," she said, "desire them to "
ig the carriage rouud; we will take a 4
ve." LiznWta rose, and I Kigali to put
ay her t*i*?stry.
'What is the matter 1" exclaimed the |
lady. "Are you deaf? Tell '.hem ,
Mediately to bring the carriage !" ,
'1 am going," replied the demoiselle de
npagnic as she hastened into the ants <
mi her. A servant entered, bringing .
ne books Ironi Prince Paul.
Many thanks," said the countess.? i
sanka ! Lisanka ! Where has she gone .
inch a hurry f" <
'I was going to dress, madanie," she ,
lied returning. (
There's no time for that. II?re, take t
first volume of this romance, and read t
re." r
I'he demoiselle dc compagnie took the j
>k and read a few lines.
'Louder !" said the eouttcsa. "What ,
he matter with you to-day I Are yon (
ime ? Stay, put that footstool nearer. .
at will do?go on."
Liza beta read two or three pages, and
1 countess began to yawn.
Put down that stupid book," said sho; .
is wretched trash. Send it back to
nee Paul, with many thanks. Where
earth is the carriage I Is it never com;t"
'
It is at the door," replied Lizabeta, '
king out of the window.
"Well, ami you are not dressed ! Must
lwajs be kept waiting f"
I.izalieta ran to her chamber, but she
d hardly been two minutes thero before
j countess rang with all her might.?
ir three feinmes de chamhre entered by
e door, and the vallct by another.
"Nobody hears me, it seems I" vociferaI
the old lady. "Go and tell Lizaliela
inovna that I am wailing for her."?
bile sho was speaking, Lizabeta entered
j room in her bonnet and walking
5M.
"So, mademoiselle," said the countess,
on are come at last! What sort of a
sss have vou got on t What's tho
uining of this f What kind of weather
it f It is cold and windy, I think."
"No, your eicelleney," said tho valet de
ambre; "it is very fine, and there is no
nd."
"You don't know what you are talking
out I Open lite vuumtat?I said so; a
ghtful wind, and icy cold! Let the
rses be put up. Lisnnka, ma pttite% we
II not go oat; it was scarcely worth
lile to make yourself so smart.
"What a life !" murmured the demoise
de compagnio under her breatli.
One morning, about two days after the
>rty at Narouinoff's, Lizabeta was seated,
usual, at work near her window, when
cidentally turning her eves towards the
reet, the saw a young ofrfcer of engineers
(tiding quite still, with his eyes fixed
ion her. She cast her eyes down, and
sumed her work attentively ; but, in the
ur?e of a few minutes, again methanilly
raising them, she saw the officer still
the same position. Not being in the
ibit of paying attention to such demon
rations, she oneo mora went on with her
orlr, ind for two hoars she never stirred,
sing than celled swey to dinner, she
m obliged to rise, end, on doing so,
wowse'lthat the Tonno officer bed newer
ranged hie attitude. When dinner wee
rat, she drew neer the window With a
isisin ^ It ? ? IMS4 elkA ?A ?
tniTi Wa llnOT gTTlOiT(*Ti, l UV nil
v ?wu iiv ivn^vi viivi?| aim 5UC CCRfiCQ 10
think of him.
Two days afterwards, just as she was
following the countess into her carriage,
she again saw hira planted before tho
door, his face half hidden by the fur collar
of his cloak, but bis dark eyes sparkling
visibly. Lizabeta felt afraid, she
scarcely knew why, and seated herself,
trembling, in the carriage. When she returned
home, she ran to the window with
a beating heart; the officer was at his
old place, fixing upon her earnest and ardent
glances. She instantly drew back,
but burning with curiosity, and experiencing
for the first time in her life a sentiment
of a strange nature.
From that tiino not a day passed without
the young man coining beneath her
window. A kind of mute acquaintance
at last sprung up between them. While
sentcd at her work, the felt that lie was
Eresent, and every time she raised her
ead, she looked at him more steadfastly.
1'he officer seemed full of gratitude for
this innocent favor, and with the quick
glance of youth, she saw that the color
mounted in his pale checks whenever
their eyes met. At the end of a week she I
liad learned even to smile upon him.
On the occasion when Tomski asked
liis grandmother's permission to present
pne of his friends to her, the poor young
girl's heart beat strongly ; hut when she
earned that Naroumotf was in the Horse
j'.iarrs, she deeply repented having compromised
her secret l?y making it known
0 one so thoughtless as Prince Paul.
Herman was the son of a German esablished
in Russia, who, dying, had left
dm a small capital. Firmly resolved to 1
preserve his independence, he hsd made a
"solution not to touch his income, but to .
ive on his pay, without allowing himself
he slightest indulgence. He was ambi 1
Pons, but reserved, and under a calm ex- '
erior concealed violent passions and inor- 1
linalc longings; but he was always mas- j
er of himself, and aJiKpf from the
it heart a gamester, he had never toucYietl 1
1 card, Ikecause he felt (as he said to him- 1
elf,) that he must not sacrifice the r.eccslarv
to acquire the superfluous; and yet
lo passed night after night at the playtablo,
watching the ttuctations ot' the game
with an anxiety as feverish as if his whole
fate was involved in the result.
The anecdote of the three cards of the
[Jount do St. Germain had strongly impressed
his imagination, and he could do
lothing but think of it "Suppose," said
te to himself, "I could get the old couness
to tell me her secret. Oh, if she would
>nly tell me the three winning cards 1 I
nust get myself presented, pay my court
0 her, an<l win her confidence: but in
he meantime she is eighty-seven years
>ld, and may die this week, even to-moruff,
Besides, can tiiero he any truth
n the story ? No : economy, temperance
ind labor?these are my winning cards ;
villi them I shall double my capital, and
svenlually increase it tenfold. It is to
.hem I must look for independence and
lappiness."
Musing in this fashion, he strolled along
ill he found himself before a Inrgo house
n one of the principal streets of St. Petersburg.
The street was tilled with carriages,
which passed one by one beneath
1 facade splendidly illumiuated, and the
company who entered were the elite of
the city. Herman stopped, and seeing a
watchman in his box close by. asked him
whose house that wss. He learned that
it belonged to the Countess Anna Fedotovnn.
Hermann started. The story of the
three cards returned vividly to his memory
; ho wandered round the bouse, thinking
of its owner, of her riches, and of hor
mysterious power. When he went home
to b?*d, u was long before he could get to
sleep ; and when sleep at last took possession
of his senses, his dreams were of
the gaming-table, of cards, and piles of
ducats and bank notes. He beheld liiinec-if
making paroli after paroll, always
winning; filling his pockets with gold,
and stuffing notes into his pocket-book.?
When he awoke, he sighed to o.at
his fantastic wealth had melted away ;
and, to amuse Inmseir, set out to walk
through the city, lie waa toon opposite
the house of the old countess: an invincible
attraction drew him thither, lie stopped,
and looked up at the windows. Behind
one of them he perceived tho head of a
young woman with due dark hair. She
waa reading, he thought, or else at work.
Presently she raised her head, and he
saw a charming countenance with large
black eyes. That moment decided bis
fate.
[coxixroED in oue vxxt.]
T Tt. _ l!L_
HtiCKINO to thk 1mt.-1do uorary
of a clergyman lately due? ul in England
wu valued at ?1, while bia wine
waa estimated to be worth ?300. Some
one observed that he muat have thought
aa an apoatlo did, that "the letter killoth,
but the apirit gireth life."
B3T A dying Wert India planter,
groaning to his favorite negro nervant,
ighed out, "Ah, Sambo, Tm going a
long, long journey." "Nfber mind mas*
aa, said Sambo, consoling him, "hhh all
de war down hill, and yen toon panels the
end.*
?>rniintg linking
Servamts of God in joyful lays,
Sing ye the Lord Jehovah's praise.
Montgomery.
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From the Due- West Telescojie. a
Idleness. "
The Turks have a proverb which they
often repeat?it is this: The devil tempts n
all other men, but the idle man tempts b
the devil. I hope none of my little rea- rj
ders will be idle; it is indeed now getting a
to bo a common thing for children to do T
nothing. In old times children used to p,
help their parents in the afternoons and 0i
on SttlnwUvo 1%..* ? 1 M '
? uuv uuw many ciwuren p,
spend all tlieir time in the woods fishing [?
and hunting. IIow much better would it g
he for them if they would help their par- jr
onts, and work in the garden or in tho S(
field, or spend their time reading some
good books. You never hear of a lazy *<
man becoming a great man. I know C|
some little boys who do not liko to get tl
themselves a drink of water. They would Sf
think it a disgrace to bring a pitcher of a
water, or to cut a stick of wood, or make tl;
a lire. They consider work of any kind jn
too low for them. Some of those little 01
boys when they are grown will find it very a)
hard to have to work for a living. And, ai
instead of getting into some business they g(
will try an easier plan, and go to the bil- fo
iard table and win enough in that way? tl
if not successful in that they will steal. y,
IIow much better would it be for chil- ei
dren to loam to work and to love it. The rc
Lord requires it of you, dear children, and si
you must give an account of every idle ei
hour you spend. When you lie down at ai
night ask yourself how you have spent w
the day. What have you done for your- cc
self or for those around you ? Do not let
idle boys tempt you to go astray. Remember
time is flying. Strive to improve e.v_r_
nv?u? auCr iou*. torwara .o ]><?
uiing great. Be ashamed of nothing but is
sin. Remember your parents are hoping
you will be an honour to them?disap- til
point them not. Those of you that are la
poor should never be idle, for if you do tc
you will be a burden to your parent-'.? i?
Help them all vou can and God will help w
you. Those of you that are rich, work o;
hard. Set a good example for the poor a
to follow ; it is good for soul and body.? ti
Who knows what station you may have b;
to fill ? Then he prepared by industry to it
fill any situation. In this land of liberty ri
all are equals?then don't l?e idle. Slum *\
the boy who is ashamed of hard work? j.
Learn how to do every thing, and be al- xl
ways willing to assist in any thing, that w
may come in your way ; 110 body loves b
an idle boy. It was the custom of the .?)
l'arthinns not to give their children any
meat in the morning before they saw the tl
sweat on their faces from some Inbor. If p;
that was tried liere I fear there would be e;
many little children that would go with- di
out meat. There is not a more worthless n,
being than a young man who does notli- ti
ing for a living. Annn-: Fkrn. ei
A Word to Boy?.
Who is respected 1 It is the boy who K
conducts himself well, who is honest, dili- .
gent, and obedient in all things. It is the ^
boy who is making an effort continually c
to respect his father, and to obey him in c.
whatever ho may direct to be done. It is
the boy who is kind to other little boys, |s
who respects age, and who never gets into i '
difficulties, and quarrels with his com pan- ^
ions. It is tho boy who leaves no effort .
untried to improve him<olf in knowledge '
and wisdom every dsy, who is busy in en- e
dcavoring to do a good set towards oth- J'
ers. Show me a l?oy who obeys his psr- 1
ents, who is diligent, who has respect for 8'
ace. who alwavshasa friendlv di?r*wiiinn 1'
who applies himself diligently to got wis- j
dom, and to do good towards others, and j n
if he i9 not raspected and beloved by eve- c
ry body, then there is no such thing as
truth in the world. Keiusraber this, little |
boys, and you will be respected by others, a
and you will grow up and become useful
men. ^
A Truthful Allegory.
A traveller was pursued by a Unicorn,
and in his affright he fell, and as n falling
man, caught whatever was in his way
in his grasp lie found the branches of a
tree; he looked below him and saw an
awfi I precipice; he looked hack and saw
an awful precipice; he looked back and
saw the unicorn ready to destroy him ; he
looked again below and saw a hideous
dragon with graping jaws ready to re
ceive him, he loosed to the roots of the ,
tree and saw two rats, one black and the
other white, nawing alternately at the
roots of the tree ; he looked among the
branches of the t*ee, and saw it filled with
poisonous a*pa, ready to sling him, but
from their lips dropped honey, regardless
of surrounding dangers he caught the
honey, ate and pemhed. Ob, reader!
oh man I see here thyself I The ires is
life, the unicorn death, the precipice eternity,
the dragon thy destroyer, the rats day
and night numbering the hours of thy
Stay onr earth, the aape thy own had pas
sions, the honey pleasures of which raoa
partake* to thy eternal win. ? k
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Local and Confidential.
"Town Woys," are proverbially smart;
nd now that lapse of time will bar any
ccountabilit.y, we put upon record two
dodges" of our boys during the last
ear?
Several shows bad been along, and
tore were coming, but some of the boys
eing hard up, were put to their wits to
use the wind?this was soon done. An
bandoned toll-house stood on the Valley
umpike near Staunton, with its gate
osts apparently still "in force"?thither
ur youthful "financiers" would daily reair,
and gravely sally from the house to
ivy black-mail on every wayfaring "straner."
Quite a thriving business was done I
i this way before it was found out and
opped by tho "proper authorities."
It is a pleasant and healthful custom ]
ith the fair ladies of Staunton to prom- i
iadv! daily on the plank walk leading to >
le Deaf Mute Asylum. One evening *
>me young ladies thus recreating, espied
very handsome young fellow sitting near '
le walk fondling a young hare, and hold s
g it to their view ; supposing him to be '
ic of the mutes they clustered around,
: - * -
.i* grcai, auir.irauoil lor Ll 1 111
id the bare, soon spelled upon their tinere
the ijuestion "What would he take !
r it ?" The question was answered in i
le same language, "A kiss from each of
ou !" The bargain was struck, the prop ty
delivered, and the pay given and
:ceived with a hearty good will on both
des, when unable to contain himself long
, the young scamp laughed out for joy,
id ran off exulting, to join his comrades
ho were sitting in sight to see the suc ss
of the experiment.?Staunton Sjxc. f
M ^ i
Singular Coincidence. (
a r." urn x uwxi xxeraiu,
respoVnuVleTbr the follow ing : j
A marriage took place on the uiglit of f
ie 15th ult., at tho Nevada Hotel?a <
aIv not known to the California public, i
> a gentleman from Kentucky now a cit:en
of this State, he being the fifth upon
horn she had conferred llymenial hours,
and the third whose heads arc yet
bove the sod. lly a strange concatenaon
of circumstances, her two last bus- '
atnls, between whom and herself all maral
duties had ceased to exist by the opeition
of the divorce law, had put up at
ie Nevada House ou the same evening
pioraut of the fact that their former caraitosn
had rested under the same roof
nth themselves, and also that they had
oth, in farmer years, been wedded to the
line lady.
Next morning they occupied seats at
ie breakfast table opposite the bridal
arty. Their eyes met with mute, but
ipressive astonishment. Tho lady bride
id not faint, but bravely informed her <
ewlv acquired lord of her singular situa- i
on, and who their guests were. Influ- <
need by the nobleness of his nature and
ie happy impulses of his heart, he sumloned
his predecessors to his bridal eliainer,
and the warmest greetings and conratulations
were interchanged between
tie four in the most unreserved and friond?
manner. The two ex-lords frankly dclared
that they ever found in the lady an
xecllent and faithful companion, and that
ley were the authors of the difficulties
diich produced their separation, the cause
eing traceable to a too frequent indulenco
in the use of intoxicating drinks.
O " j
'lie legal lord and master declared that '
is affection for his brido was strengthen-1
d by the coincidence, and that his hapincss
was increased, if possible, by what
ad occurred. After a few presents of
[>ecimens from their well filled purses, the
arties separated?the two ex-husbands
>r the Atlantic states, with the kindest
fgards of the lady, for the future welfare
f her former husbands.
Not the least singular circumstance attending
the above, is that the three were
II married on the 16th of December.
Dr. Rkii>, a traveler through the
slands of Peru, is said to have found late j
f, in tho Desert of Alaoama, the dried
emains of an assemblage of beings, fire
>r six hundred in number, men, women
md children, seated in a semicircle as
vhen nhve, staring into the burning waste
>efore them. They had not been buried;
ife had not departed before they thus
lat around ; but hope waagone, the Spansh
invaders were at band, and no escape
?eing left, they had come hither to die.?
They still sat immovable in that dreary
desert, dried like mummies by the effect
of the hot air ; they still kept their poai
lion, Hitting up in solemn council, while
over that dread Areopagus silence broods
everlastingly.
"What boxes govern the world f"
asked a New York paper. It anRwera
the question thus: "The catridge box,
the ballot box, the jury box, and the band
box.
A DtaTivouiamrtTwnter says:?There
is but one passage in the Bible where the
girls are commanded to kiss the men, and
that is the twelfth vere^ of 4jbe sereoth
chapter of Matthew.
Wanted, by a young lady, some
one? ??Springfield Post.
Can't she get the man of the Post?
Exchange.
Our **! wouldn't they cut a ?, was
the ! of all jt-r?".? Cayuga Chief.
The cjise is without a H, and our devil
says the man who would refuse her
don't live in this { of country, and if ho
did he (the Devil) would f him and ......
himself to the hymetiial altar, in 4 the
time it has taken us to indite this IT.? ?
Oadenburgh Sentinel.
If that ? is on the ]] now, wo will have
a Jt-rf in ; at least let us have a || case
and we will?off.?Syracuse Star.
Such a display of bieroglyhical erudition
pains our I I so that we can hardly
C. llut we remark that our devil says, if
the said-^s terminate in anything serious
lie hopes you will ? on to this $ and he
will W. Don't hold your ?Wto
the *s and utter !!s of horror at this proposition
K.TJ. lie also says he made
?n attempt ?*? a young lady once, when
she made a ? at him and struck him
?uch a blow with her J?" between the
I I that laid him II with the floor, wheu
lie arose and bid farewell to that } and
since then it's been like a | to his heart
to think how r*iit made her.? Cheraw
Gazette.
Our Devil suggests that if the aforesaid
juuug muy actually wisnes is 13 -^Kl, will
01 Jy pass through this},he can assuro her
she may rest E E A on that. for although
his lOdcr passion is DKed, there are many
who would not; a ' 2 the opportunity
of -^ing her.?J^ea<jer.
Worked to Death,
The New York Times says that 16 prions,
and the Tribune says thirty-five, died
n New York on Wednesday last, from
>ver work and exhaustion. The Day
" Suppose we should hear of 86, or even
he smaller number of 16 negroes in the
South dying suddenly from exhaustion or
aver work. Suppose the New Orleans papers
should auuounee that ten negroes had
been worked to death by their masters in
the hot sun, ? What a tremendous hue
and cry there w ould he raised about it all
through the North? Every abolition paper
north of Mason and Dixon's line would
nave food for six months, and th? whole
world would resound with the cry of cruelty
to the negroes and the inhumanity of
slaveholders. Anothor Unele Tom's Cabin
would be written, and the authoress
would travel with her baboons and receive
the distinguished homage of the English
nobility. But such a thing cannot be.?
No owner of slaves would permit thein to
work themselves to death in the hot sun.
It is only the fice laborer, working for his
daily bread, who is pressed on to extremes.
A man whose wife and children at home,
are waiting with hunger for the proceeds
of his daily toil, in his desperation takes
iho risk, pushes on, and dies with over eiertion."
Our Litany.
Fiiom all bores, backbiters, busy people
tell tales, hollow-hearted evil-doers, deliver
us.
From long-winded prosy essays, liar- .
angues, and hail storms, from high winds
of adversity, and rich relations, deliver us.
From whimsical wives, pet dogs, and
fashionable daughters, and one hundreddollar
shawls, deliver us.
From rheumatism and lumbago, quack
doctors, drugs, pills and potAtions, deliver
us.
From smoking chimneys, scolding wires
and wash days, deliver us.
From amateur poets, and lore sonnets,
dancing inastois and fish hooks, deliver
us.
From Bogus money delinquent subscri-*
bers and protested notes, deliver us.
From horse jockies, Yankee pedlars,street
broke-s* and undertakers, dehvfr V-?..
From all king craft and priest craft,
good Lord deliver us.?Lewitmlle Herald.
?W Dip the Atlantic dry with a teaspoon,
twist your heel into the toe of your'
boot, make postmasters or tailors perform
their promises, and subscribers pay the
printer : send up fishing hooks with balloons
and fish for stars, get astride of a
flrnesainer and chase a comet, remember
where you left your umbrella, when the
rain is coming down like the cataract of
Niagara ; choke a inusnuito with a brickbat?in
short, prove all things hitherto
considered impossible to be possible* but
never attempt to coax a woman to pay she
will when she has made up her mind to
say she won't.
?W A week or two ago a traveller <?
| the Aberdeen Railway, in popping oOl Mb
head at ono of the carriage win> lows, fit
hia hat carried off by the wind. M8topr
atop?guard," cried he, atop the train till1
I get my hat, or I ahall die with cold*"?
MYou bad bettor not," replied the gnardT,
"for recollect at preeent yon arc travelling
at the rate of Id a mile, and if yon dieyotr
will be chargedj>ne ahfiling that being the
mM for corp?M*,^^ < 4,
JQTMr. Wm?, the wroent, thinks tb?t
with an expenditure of tS6,OVO? h^cta
eenetruct a l>aUoon with whieh he c?o
eroM the Atlantic in 4t boon.
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