Edgefield advertiser. (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, February 16, 1921, Page THREE, Image 4
The Cotten Graden Bisness.
I noticed a bunch of Edgefields big
gest farmers tother day over on the
main corner of town in a hot discush
on about somethin', and thinkin' it
would no harm to find out what all
the excitement was about I santered
over nigh the bunch whar I could
here what these hitone voices was
sayin. After askin' what the trubble
wus I found out that thes farmers
wus all sturd up about a farmer out
in the southeast part of the county
that sold a bail of cotten on the
streets of Edgefield without havin' it
"offishuly graded." Seein' that the
situashun was a graiv one i got bisy
and put up my argament in favor
of this poor illitrate farmer that re
fused to pay a guarter to find out
"what his bail of cotten was worth be
fore sellin' it. I further questoned
thes farmers about the value of his
nolledge anyway, and they become
very indignent at such a seming fool
ish queston and ask. me to preduce
my reason why a farmer shouldent
know as much about what he had to
sell as the other feller that bought it
.nue, that a grate meny farmers fr?m
year to year had sold thair cotten
near and dident no if thay had any
that wus even midlin an in most casis
wus called DOG TALES, but all this
has changed this yere seein we has a
cotton gradar. I questoned them agin
if this good cotten wus not due to the
seasen this yere, as we never before
* in this county had such a seasen,
whairu.pon thay asshured me it wus
a seasen that ushualy occurd in this
county evry yere. So, seein' as i wus
crouded with to meny strong arga
ments aginst this Graden Bisnes, I
tride to use my last big argament in
faver of the pore man who saved a
quarter by shuning the grader. I sez
tell Me the use of all this graden
since we have about haf a dozzen
good byers here that pr?pose to help
the farmers thrue these hard times by
.hying the cotten without the graden
fee attached. As most all of our by
ers of this town live here and wus
anxhus to do all thay could for the
pore farmers without addin these on
nessery expence attachmens. I say I
notice esae all of theas byers looks
peaseable and woodent dare to hurt
a feller for nothin'. In fact to make
myself deer I am shure that all of
them ar good fellers, i herd that a
ccuple of them went to church, or
mebby all of them went to the meet
in', and in fact i say "a bird in the
hand is worth too in the bush," and
a quarter in my pocket is worth more
that $10 in the bail. I further argude
the way thay took the farmers cotten
here shows we gets around the top
noch for our cotten anaway. I hurd
that a byer cut a bail of cotten and
started it at 10 cts and begun to
wunder if that wusent a big price fer
cotten this far frum new Yark, as
thay wus byin on New Yark markit
and she wus payni' 13 l-2c, so I fig
ered the Hie Cost of whealborroin
it from here to new yarK, and de
sided that 10 c. was anuff for that
Grade of cotton. So all of a sudden I
hurd that the farmer seed the Grader
about this prise and he told him that
it waz wurth more, then anuther by
er moved up anuther sixteenth, "then
anuther up a noch, and so till about
the right prise was reeched.
So-i say after all this graden
Bizness may not be a skeem to get
the quarter, an before I left that
bunch of farmers I just about de
sided thay wus rite, that here in
Ameriky a feller outo no what he
is doin' after all, esphuly in this cot
ton sellin biznes, so I says excuse
me Gentlemen, seein' I live up in
Delaware where we dont no nothin
about cotten.
BILL VIMS.
Parksville Merchant is Shot
by His Partner.
McCormick, S. C., Feb. ll.-News
reached McCormick this afternoon
that J. Press Blackwell, of Parksville,
.this county, shot and probably fatally
wounded A. S. Wilson, of Parksville.
Both men are prominently known in
this section of the state and Wilson
married a sister of Blackwell. De
tails of the shooting could not be
learned this afternoon but it is un
derstood that Wilson came in the
store drinking and ordered all parties
out of the store saying that he was
going to close the store and when all
had left the store the shooting took
place. The two men ran a mercantile
business as partners in the town of
Parksville. The weapon used was a
.45 calibre and three shots passed
through the body of Wilson. He was
rushed to a hospital at Greenwood
but attending physicians stated that
there was practically no hope for his
survival.
SALESMEN WANTED to solicit
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and paints. Salary or Commission.
Address THE TODD OIL & PAINT
CO., Cleveland, Ohio.
A Greek Tale.
Once lived in Constantinople a
wise and wealthy Greek. One day as
he was walking along a street, ' he
met a "Derbish"-Turkish priest.
As a costume they wear a white tur
ban and grow long beard. Passing by
the "Derbish" the Greek negelcted
to salute him. He got offended and
called his attention. But the Greek,
instead of any answer, spit on his
beard, and kept going on. Now the
"Derbish" being insulted sued him
for impiety. The day for the trial
came and the Greek brought to the
court to be tried and apologize. The
judge looking at him angrily said
"Did you do that?" "Yes sir," the
Greek answered "and I can show you
papers and prove that I am allowed
to do such a thing." "Well, let me
see them," the judge demanded.
Immediately the Greek pulled out
his pocket an envelope which con
tained money bills and handed it to
the judge. The judge got astonished,
looking on the inside and seeing the
enclosed contents. He paused a lit
tle. Then he shook his head and while
caressing his long beard, turned to
the jurors saying, "Alach! My God!
He has got enough papers to spit on
my beard too!"
By
EVANS V. S ER VET AS.
Tribute to Abraham Lincoln.
Human grandeur in its greatest em
inence
Was this grand and noble man;
From a lowly birth he built well his
prominence,
By a noble humane plan.
His soul was bathed in God-given
grace
He stand without a peer;
His matchless mind has never been
replaced,
And never will, I fear.
His noble words and deeds ring forth
And with such harmony blend
They overwhelm our soul, and to him
we quoth
A heartfelt, glorious Amen.
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Social Gayety Ma
Who will represnt Edgefield coun
ty in the contest for queen of Palma
festa (Palmetto State Festival) to
be held in the capital city March 27
to April 2? By means of a popular
voting contest through local newspa
pers during the next four weeks, can
didates will be chosen from every
county in South Carolina who will
go to Columbia as the guests of the
Palmafesta Association, which organ
ization will defray all expenses, in
cluding railroad transportation, hotel
bills and entertainment. The young
women will be chaperoned by promi
nent Columbia society folks and will
feature in a week of entertainment
and social gayety which promises to
rival the famous New Orleans Mardi
Gras. During the week an election
will be held in Columbiato determine
the most attractive and popular
young woman from among the dele
gates assembled from the various
counties. The winner of this contest
will be proclaimed Queen or Palma
festa, and will be awarded a grand
prize consisting of a complete Spring
trousseau of the finest apparel ob
tainable. One of the leading moving
picture companies will film the queen
and her entire court and this special
ly selected galaxy of South Carolina
beauties will be sent far and wide
via the movie screen to advertise the
Palmetto State.
Palmafesta is to be an annual
Spring event, held in the capital city
for the entertainment of all the peo
VOTING
Queen of J
"PALMAFESTA"
EDGEFIELD ADVERTISER
Gentlemen:
My choice for Queen of Palmaf
Name_._
Address.
This coupon good for one vote. A Y
this Newspaper counts 100 Votes.
To My Baby, -Bennett Edwards
. Timmerman.
Tho' it seems long, 'twas a short time
ago,
Near the town of Trenton, S.,C.,
That a baby lived there whom we all
know
By the name of Bennett E.,
And this baby lived with no other
thought,
Than to love and be loved by me.
I was the mother and it was my child
Its older brother named J. P.,
And our love was far more than love
We and our tiny Bennett E.,
With a love the bright angels of
heaven
Coveted him and me.
So seems this the reason that a few
weeks ago
In the town of Fort Mill, S. C.,
The heavenly messenger came from
above and called
My precious Bennett E.
So that his high born kinsmen 'came
And carried him away from me,
And shut his dear body up in a grave
jin the cemetery unity.
The angels as well as the people of
earth,
Were envying him and me,
And this is the reason, as all men
know,
At Grandfather's in Fort Mill, S. C.,
That the angels came from heaven
above
And took away my purest Bennett E.
When worn with grief, I drop off to
I sleep,
I dream of my Bennett E.,
I see the silken black head and the
sparkling brown eyes
Of my fairest Bennett E.
And neither the angels in heaven
above,
Nor the demons down under the sea,
Can ever dissever my soul from the
soul
Of my darling Bennett E.
"MOTHER."
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When your liver and bowels be
come torpid get a bottle of Chamber-.
Iain's Tablets. They will tone up your
liver and cause a gentle movement
of the bowels. They also improve the
digestion.
ROLINA
EN OF PALMAFESTA
raetive and Popular Young
umbia for Week of
rch 27 to April 2.
pie of South Carolina. It will be a
week many and varied attractions,
including the Staterwide automobile
show exhibiting the late models of
cars, trucks and tractors; the spring
style show, featuring the latest cre
ations from the realm of fashion by
professional models to be imported
from New York for the occasion;
daily band concerts by one of Ameri
ca's premier musical organizations;
floral, trades, automobile and baby
parades; fetes, dances, social events
and special attractions at all thea
tres, with nightly exhibits of fire
works in which will be featured
specially designed set pieces depict
ing important events in South Caro
lina history. The auto show, stlye
show and fireworks display will be
staged at the State Fair Grounds.
In order to secure the most popular
young woman in Edgefield county
as candidate for Queen of Palmafes
ta, there is printed below a popular
ity voting coupon which is to be filled
out arid mailed as per instructions
contained therein. Vloting coupons
will be printed in each issue of this
newspaper up to and including the
issue of March 12th, at which time
the votes will be counted and an
nouncemnt of the winner made.
There will be no restriction upon the
number of each person may cast.
Every coupon clipped from this news
paper is good for one vote, and a
yearly, paid in advance subscription
will count 100 votes.
COUPON
Palmafesta
esta is:
early Paid-in-Advance Subscription to
United We Stand, Divided We
Fall, Mr. Cotton Farmer, Is
That So?
The Department of Agriculture
has been trying for thc past few
years to show the farmer that it real
ly pays to standardize the various
commodities he has to market. Has
it paid? I say it has, to those who
have heeded the advice given, but
have you given th^ matter careful
thought that when you have made
a barrel of potatoes carefully select
ed them and packed in a marketable
condition, or a bale of cotton which
you have picked carefully and ginned
it carefully, then had it standardized
by a disinterested classer, at this
point you feel like you've done your
duty and this you have, but stop.
Don't you believe we would have
more money after selling if we would
follow the next important step,
MARKET in car lots, and in grades
and staple of even running lots?
[You can always interest a wholesale
produce house in a car lot of pota
toes or any other car of vegetables,
and likewise the cotton mills will lis
ten to you if you tell them you have
a hundred bales of a certain grade
and staple. Now we can't all make
enough cotton to have a hundred
bales each and if you did have that
number it would be spread over at
least four grades. Now the thing to
do is to get your neighbors to join
in selling then get those who live in
your county who are not your neigh
bors to join with you, and before very
long you will all be neighbors, to
gether for one great and good cause.
Stop and give this matter of selling
through a marketing organization
careful consideration. Ask does it
pay those who now follow that rule.
I say it has paid big dividends.
McCormick Court Quickly Ad
journs.
McCormick, S., C. Feb. ll.-The
February term of Court for McCor
mick county adjourned rather sudden
and unexpectedly on yesterday.
Court of General Sessions opened on
Monday morning with Judge Frank
B. Gary of Abbeville presiding .and
the newly elected Solicitor T. C. Cal
lison of Lexington, S. C., represent
ing the state. Judge Gary made a
.clear, well directed charge to the
grand jury on Monday, calling their
attention to the reports that whis
key or what they call whiskey is be
inr mncle ir. this county and that it
was their duty to look into this con
dition and remedy it by proper rec
ommendation to the Legislature for
adequate laws to enforce the prohi
bition statute. Atfter an elaborate
charge the jury retired ; by 4 o'clock
in the afternoon had completed their
consideration of all bills handed them
and also their investigation of all
matters which they thought should
come before them. Judge Gary evi
dently wanted to impress upon them
again what he had said in his charge
when he said: "Now gentlemen, you
have been in session about four hours
and you seem not to care much about
what the presiding judge said in his
charge this morning-if you fail to
do your duty I can not help it, I
have done mine."
The first case tried was that of
State ve. J. Tom Smith charged with
murder which resulted in a mistrial
after the jury had remained out all
night. There was one defendant giv
en fifteen years for burning a house,
one three years for car breaking and
a second one for car breaking plead
guilty and received 18 months. Crim
inal court being over Wednesday the
remainder of the week had been set
aside for the trial of cases resulting
from the death fo Dr. P. V. Black
in August of last year on a ^..nway
crossing of the C. & W. C. railway
near Mt. Carmel. Two suits had been
brought totalling $125,000.00 dam
ages claimed for the death of Dr.
Black. Just before the drawing of the
jury commenced the attorneys an
nounced that they had reached an
agreement whereby they did not
think it would be necessary to try this
case in order to reach a settlement.
The amount settled for has not been
made public, but it is understood
that both sides are satisfied. Court
then promptly adjourned for the
term.
New Prices.
Flat Dutch, Wakefield, Drumhead
cabbage plants by parcel post or ex
press collect, five hundred for 1.00;
one thousand for $1.50; Nancy Hall
and Porta Rica potato pfants by par
cel post or express collect, fiva hun
dred for $1.25; one thousand for
$2.25. Prompt shipments. Good
plants. Satisfaction guaranteed.
WATSON PLANT CO.,
2-16-lt Edgefield, S. C.
If you need anything in our line,
see us before you buy.
YONCE & MOONEY.
Were You Made?
Did Jones make yon partly mad the other day
when he asked you to pay that account you knew you
had already paid? Did you get mad and lose your
temper and a part of your religion?
There was really no need of all the fuss that day.
The trouble was that you paid in cash and didn't take
a receipt. If you bad done business in a modern way
by having an account at our bank and writing Jones
a check, you could have secured the cancelled check,
shoved that at bim and made him back up in short
order. Try it next time
The Bank of Trenton, S. .C
All checks drawn on The Bank of Trenton can be cleared free of ex
change through the Federal Reserve Bank.
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