Edgefield advertiser. (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, November 03, 1909, Image 9
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Outside cleanliness is less then half tho hafte. \ flinn may
scrub himself a dozer- times a day, end still be unccai'. Good t
health mecas cleanliness not only outside, but inside. lt.means
it clean stomach, clean ^bowels, eleen blood, a clean liver,, and
new, clean, Healthy tissues. The man who is cleon in this way
will look it and act it. Kc will work with energy and think
deon, clear, healthy thoughts.
He will never be troubled with liver, lung, stomach or blood
disorders. Dyspepsia end indigestion originate in unclean stom
achs. Blood diseases ere found where there vs unclean blood.
Consumption end bronchitis mean unclean lung:;.
Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery
, prevents these diseases. It makes (i mon's insides clean
end healthy. It clc&ca Che digestive organs, makes puro?
clzz-i blood, era eleen, healthy flesh.
Tt restores tone to the nervous system, and cures nervous exhaustion and
prostration. It contains no alcohol or habit-forming drugs.
. Constipation is the most unclean uncleanliness. Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pel
lets caro it. They never" gripe. Easy to take as candy.
? bright and steady light depends upon the
construction of the lamp.
The best skill has put forth its "best erTort ia
perfecting the Rayo Lamp.
As the air is fed to thc flame-so docs the light
burn. The easy-flowing current of air through
the air-tube of the Rayo Lamp secures a uniform
light, with never a flicker or flare.
The ideal family lamp. Made of brass through
out and beautifully nickeled.
The Rayo is a low-priced lamp, but you cannot
get a better lamp at any price.
Once a Rayo user, always ono
Every Denier Everywhei-e. If Not at Yours, Write for
DcscripUve Circular no the Nearest Agency of the
THE STANDARD OIL COMP AFT
(Incorporated)
Railroad Economy
The economy practiced upon the
Great Northeim Railroad is well
known among railroad men, one of
the sfcanchiest believers in the old
saving that "Economy is the road to
wealth" being the president, J. J..
Hill., The story is told in the West
that upon one occasion when Presi
dent Hill waa- looking over a piece of
track he found a new railroad spike.
Taking it to the boss in charge of that
stretch of road* he handed it to him
and said : 1 ' You must be more care
ful. Nothing must be wastedl Pick
np all yors: spikes as you 'go--along."
"Why, Mr.-H;!!," replied the "boss"
ps?mp?y, "I've been payin' a man
a salary for three years to hunt for'
that; sp?c ' '.-November Lippincott 's,
Eaten- bread
Irish.;.
is soon
forgotten.- I
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To???ts beuej\?\a\
? nANuracTURrro ev THE
SOI OBY LEADING DRUGGISTS 5G*A BOTTLE
*1 bave used your valuable Cascaje ta
.?rid I find them perfect. Couldn't do
without them. I have used them for
some .time for indigestion and biliousness
rand am now completely cured. Recom
mend them to everyone. Once tried, you
will never be withont them in ! the
family."-Edward A. Marx, Albany,?LY.
Pleasant Palatable. Potent Taste Good. .
Do Good. Never Sicken.Weaken or Gripe.
10c.25c. 50c Never sold io balk. Thesrcn
tdne tablet stamped C C C. Guaranteed to
. caro or yonr morev back.'.-. 929
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Run
If so? you are an easy victim of
disease. You can avoid danger
if you build up your system with
the natural strength-giver
DR.DJAYNE'S
TOfrtC VERMIFUGE
which helps your body do its own
building up. It puts the whole diges
tive system in a perfect condition.
Regulates the stomach, imparts new
vigor and health to the tissues.
Your Druggbt has it.
Two sizes. 50c and 35c
Don't GragW-Use
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W3I instantly relieve your aching
throat. There is nothing like it for
Asthma, Bronchitis end lang
troubles. Con tains no opiates.
Very pleasent to take.
All Draxuiits, 25 cents._
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There are no small steps in great
affairs.-Cardinal De "Rety.
The law arises from the fact.
Latin.
IN CONSTANT TORTURE.
How a Severe Case of Kidney Disease
Was Conquered.
Mrs. Sherman Youngs, Schoharie
N.'Y., says: "boan's. Kidney Piih
saved my life after years of sufferin?
that ran rae down to such a degre?
of weakness that I
could do no work,
and the pains I suf
fered would throw
me into spasms. ?>,
was dizzy, worn and i
^p. sleepless, my back
j ached terribly. I had
rheumatism and was
nervous and all unstrung. I thought
I tried every known, medicine, but it
was not until I began using Boan's
Kidney Pills that I began to get help.
The pains slowly disappeared, the
kidney secretions cleared np and in a
few weeks my strength returned so
that I cou ld work about ; the house
again. It is three years since then
and Loan's Kidney Pills have kept
me weil."
'Remember the name-Doan's. Sold I
by all dealers. 50 cents a box. Fos- j
ter-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
One He Couldn't Answer.
There are some legal question that j
a .witness cannot answer by a simpie ?
yes or no, and a browbeating lawyer I
will sometimes take advantage of this 1
fact. One of this class was once der
rounding that a witness answer a cer
tain question either in the negative or
affirmative.
"I cannot do it," sai dthe witness.
"There are some questions that can
not be answered by a 'yes' or a 'no'
as any one knows."
"I defy you to give an example to
the court," thundered the lawyer.
The retort came in. a flash ' ' Are
you still bealing your wife."
A sickly grin spread over the law
yer's face and he sat down.
Her Sad Finish.
"Did you ever know a girl to die
of love?"
"Yes.'-'.
"Did she just fade away and die
because some man deserted her?"
No; she just took in washing and
worked herself to death because the
man she loved married her."
The merit belongs to the beginner,
.should his successor do even better.'
-French. _
Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens; the gums, reduces inflamma
tion, allays pain, cures wind colic, 25c. a bottle.
He hurts the good who spares the
had.-Pope.
Br. Pierce's Pellets, small, sttgar-coated,
easy ta take as candy, regulate and invig
orate atomach, liver ami bo wein. Bo not
gripe._
The moon is none the worse for the
dog's barking at her.-Irish.
Perry Bavin' Painkiller-Hr* < no substi
tute. "?o other remedy is so effective for
rheumatism, lumbago or enid of any sort.
Hasty climbers have sudden falls.
-French.
Allen's Lune; Balsam, with its freedom
from opium, is an ideal remedy for chil
dren. Mothers should keep it on hand.
When we think of Ireland's woes,
our hearts go pity Pat!-November
Lippincott's.
For CO LDS ?nd GBtlP.
Hick's CAFUDINB ls the txst remedy
relieves the acliioe 8 nd- feverishness -cursa
the Cold aud r stores normal conditions. It's
Uauld- effects Immediately, lue. 25c. I.?4
SCc. at drug st?r*?.
Be conciliatory and considerate ii
you hope to win conciliation and con
sideration.-Winfrid Ward.
CURES RHEUMATISM
TO-STAY-CURED.
Rlicmtnnelde (liquid or tablets)
removes tie -cause and stops tho nain
Quickly. An internal (blood) remedy,
which has cured thousands of bad cases.
At all druiTirists. Trial bottle tab et? by
mall Bc.' Send coln or lc stamps. Booklet
free. Addres-i.BobbiltChcmic?! Convp&nj
310 W. Lombard, St., Baltimore, Md.
During the recent riouing at Barce
lona all the gas and electric light
plants were out of commission, and
the city was illuminated only by tho
searchlights of warships in the har
bor.
Thc term "electricity" was derived
from the Greek word meaning amber.
Electricity itself is earliest described
by Theophrastus (321 B. C.) and
Pliny (70 A. D.), who ?mention the
power of amber to attract straw and
dry loaves.
At the annual convention of the As
sociation of Edison Illuminating Com
panies, the licensees under Mr. Edi
son's patents, held last week at Scar
borough on the Hudson, was cele
brated "he thirtieth birthday of the
incandescent lamp.
In order to compete more effective
ly with the gas company, which lets
kitchen and other stoves, the munici
pal electric light plant of Aberdeen,
Scotland, has laid in a stock of elec
tric heating and cooking apparatus,
which it propres to offer for hire at
proportionately low rates.
i .
The latest use of radium was upon
a case of filariasis, or blood worm dis
ease, in Paris. In this mosquito
caused disease che blood at night
swarms with millions upon, millions
of microscopic maggots plugging up
and inflaming and swelling the ker
nels in the armpits. A short course
of radium in the armpits cured the
swelling and made the worms scarcer
in the blood.
Plans hare been filed for a new
home for the American Geographical
Scciety at 156th street and Broad
way. The building will form one of
a group that nov/ includes the His
pano Society's home and the Numis
matic Museum, although lt has no
connection with either institution.
The building will be erected from
funds provided by Mrs. C. P. Hun
tington. The estimated cost of the
building will be between $250,000
and $300,000.
Professor Charles Richet, of Paris,
has devised a means for purifying the
air in rooms. According to press dis
patches his apparatus is au air filter
which mechanically sterilizes air.
V'ry fine drops of glycerine are scat
tered along the walls of a cylinder
containing a suction fan. Each par
ticle of air drawn in by the fan is
freighted with glycerine, and hence
tends io drop, thereby carrying with
it the germs, dust, and microbes with
which it may be laden.
The Middle Splash.
"That is impossible," said Senator
Aldrich of a socialistic proposition.
?He laughed.
"In its (impossibility," he went on,
"it reminds me of Joe Johan's mid
dle splash.
. "Joe Jobson, a very ignorant and
pig-headed chap, presented himself
at the^church with his infant son for
the christening. The following dia
logue then took place between Job
son and'the minister:
" 'What name do you give this
child?'
" 'Peter Ananias Jobson.'
" 'Ananias? I refuse to christen
the child in that name. Do you know
who Ananias was?'
" 'I don't know who he was, and
what's more 1 don't care.' ,
" 'But Ananias was the greatest
liar in all biblical history.'
" 'Well, that's nothing to me. My
baby ain't no liar, so what's the dif
ference? J wani him christened Ana
nias because I like the sound of it.'
" 'I won't do ii. I will christen
the child Peter Jeremiah Jobson.'
"And the minister was as good as
his word, and as he reneated each
name he sprinkled a little water on
the infant's face.
" 'Arid I nil) out that middle
splash.' ?r,id the father, heatedly. He
rubbed his sleeve across his child's
wet face and sprinkled a little more
water over it. '[ rub out that middle
snlash. substitute this one for it, and
christen him Peter Ananias Jobson.'
And that settled it." - Washington
Star.
Parliamentary Pretensions.
Parliamentary repartee, as illus
trated by recent anecdotes in the
Office Window, was ably upheld by
Lord Brougham, especially during
the great reform debates of the last
century. On one occasion, when an
ti-reformers were trying to howl him
down by imitating the-sounds made
by various animals, among which the
braying of the ass was most recur
rent, he waited for a pause, and then
remarked imperturbably that by a
wonderful disposition of nature every
animal had its peculiar mode of ex
pressing itself, and he was too much
of a philosopher to quarrel with any
of those modes. This was no less se
vere than the famous libel on the
Earl of Limerick, calling him "a
thing with human pretensions."
which appeared in the Times in 1831,
and for which the printer was fined
?100 and confined for an indefinite
period in Newgate.-London Chroni?
ele.
Easket Willows.
A bulletin of the American For.
estry Association says: "A truly in
fant industry in this country is the
growing of basket willow. This is
one kind of tree which eau be easily
grown in time to meet thc demand.
Osiers for making baskets have ali
been imported heretofore from
Europe, but experiments by the foresl
service show that they can be grcwD
successfully in this country as a farrr
crop. The manufacture of haskett
is by no means so large as It.mighi
be, and the increasing scarcity ol
wood for bo::es may cause a grcatei
demand hereafter for baskets."
A composition of was and,pitch If j
now being used instead of glue in thi i
making of o.-gans for tropical coun
tries, whore tho damp climate causer
glue to peel off.
"His Brother's Keeper."
By HOLMAN DAY.'
On Little Spruce Island on the
Maine coast I found three old men,
brothers-William, Daniel and Nehe
miah. Shanks. They have lived there
all .their lives In a tumble-down little
shelter. They are melancholy old
men. They are contented, but the
I sea has brought to them a strange,
I brooding, wistful solemnity. William
and Daniel never married. Nehemiah
has had a poor little romance that
broke his heart. He went home with
his confession of wrong-doing.
"Then you must look out for tho
boys after I'm dead,*' said his father,
forgiving him. Nehemiah has spent
his life "looking out for the boys,"
who are now infirm old men. "It is
my duty in return for my father's
pardon of my wrong-doing," he told
me, "and I have'tried to do my best.
I am the youngest, and I am best able
to work."
For more than twenty years Will
iam has never come out of the hut
into the sunshine. He told me that
he feared the sun might heat his
brains and interfere with his life
work, which is the composition of
poetry.
While William- idles, Nehemiah
tills the little garden, catches fish,
digs clams and cooks. He is cheer
fully the burden-bearer, and with
some pride says that he is the head
of the famiiy; for when his father
imposed the trust on him he did so
with a ceremony truly patriarchal;
he gave into Nehemiah's hands the
staff on which he had leaned for many
years, saying that it should be the
badge of Nehemiah's authority. Nehe
miah described the scene to me, tears
trickling down his wrinkled cheeks.
Memory was only a partial spur to
this grief.
Daniel, after more than sixty years
of obedience, had become a most
amazing rebel. He had declared that
another flood had been prophesied to
him in a vision, and that he had been
ordered to build an ark on Little
Spruce. Little Spruce is owned by a
lady in Boston, as part of an exten
sive holding of islands. The Shanks
brothers have been permitted to re
main as squatters on condition that {
they do not disturb the standing tim
ber. Nehemiah gave this promise to
the manager of the estate.
Daniel, though threescore and ten,
took the family axe, hand-saw, and
hammer and proceeded to his labors
on his ark. Nehemiah stood in front
of the lordly spruce that Daniel was
about to attack with the axe, and in
the name of .the Shanks family for
bade him to chop. Daniel had the
zeal of monomania and insisted. Then
Nehemiah brandished the family staff
and threatened to chastise the disobe
dient son of their father. Daniel, in
a frenzy, made at his brother with
the, axe, routed him, captured .the
staff, chopped it up, and "then began'
on the tree. He laid waste quite a
section of woodland before Nehemiah
got word to the agent. Then in high
dudgeon Daniel built a-shack of his
own. He lives'. in it and refuses to
speak, toihiar^ifpthers.
"I still hope to be able to meet fa-'
ther a? the door of heaven and tell'
him that I kept the Shanks family
together and kept it decent, as he
would have liked to have me keep it,"
said Nehemiah, .sadly. . "Daniel was
always hard to manage; father found
him so. But I think he will come
back to his home, for I am .the only
one in the family who can cook things
as mother used to cook them."-Har.
per's Magazine.
Pope Pius and the Guards.
It would seem to*e the ambition of
Pope Pius X. to pass down to pos
terity as the Reformer. He has al
ready instituted several notable ro
forms, in the total reorganization of ?
the financial departments of the Vat- I
ican, in the ecclesiastical congrega
tions, in taxes, and in the ceremonial '
music. At present the Pope is con- t
templating a number of important
changes within the walls of the Vat
ican with a View to reducing need
less expenditures. He has expressed
the opinion that there are far too t
many idle people about the premises ^
-officials who are costly, but whose
offices are pure sinecures. The %
guards, for instance, are practically
valueless. The Guards of Nobles, the j
Swiss Guards, the Palatine Guards,
the Gendarmerie-all alike necessi
tate a vast expenditure for which
little is obtained in return. If his
holiness acted in accordance with his }
real wishes, he would abolish all
these, but consideration of historic
interest will probably induce him
to confine himself to a mere reduc- 1
tion in numbers.-Rome Correspond- *
ence of the London Globe.
Facts About Gravesend.
Gravesend, now smarting under j
her treatment by the admiralty in re- (
lation to the disposition of the war
ships in the coming Thames review, j
has been always more or less a spoiled t
child of fortune. As the great out- j
post of London her privileges in the ?
matter of customs and pilotage.have
been considerable. When the town
was burnt and plundered by the
French and Spaniards in the reign of
Richard II. the kins compensated the '
citizens by giving them 'the exclusive (
right to carry passengers to-London <
by water at 2d. a. head (or 4s. per 1
boat). Twopence, of course, was no 1
mean sum in those days. ' Gravesend
has also the distinction, among Eng
lish towns, of having been the first to
organize a river steamboat service to
London. This she did as long ago as
1829. The gloomy name she bears j
loces its sombreness when we remem
ber that it is derived from the Saxon ,
"gerefa." and indicates the limits of
thc jurisdiction of a port-reeve. In ^
Domesday Hook she is recognizable
under the nain*? of Gravasbam.-Lo
don Chronicle.
ChrvciTensc Fined.
Miss Sydney K. Lodge, a profes
sional automobile chauffeur, was ar- -
raigned this morning in the Munie;- ?
liai COurt"before-Jutlse Bennett on ,
charges of having no badge and of
not having a lighted lamp on the rear ?
of her car at night time. She plead- ?
ed guilty and was fined $15, which
sho paid. - Boston Evening Tran
script.
Princes and Maids.
A. prince espoused a beggar maid
_^In days when princes were supreme,
For which his fame will never fade,
His love is every poet's theme.
Yet we should cease the deed to praise.
For things have strangely altered since.
This is the uuion nowadays
"A maidtu Aveds a beggar prince." .
-Chicago Record-Herald.
Couldn't Get Feet In.
Bacon-"Did you ever sleep in a
Dungalow?"
Egbert-"Well, part of rae did."-?
bonkers Statesman.
A Sure Sign.
City Visitor-"How do yoi: know
this tree is a dogwood?"
Suburbanite-"I can tell by its
Dark."-Baltimore American.
Mind Reading.
Charley Loveday-"Um-ah-er
;r;-er-he-he-"
Jeweler (to his assistant)-"Bring
:hat tray of engagement rings here,
Senry."-Tit-Bits.
Not That Way in Life.
"Wives are always so trustful on
he stage."
"Which shows that realism on the
?tage is an utter myth."-Louisville
?ourier-Journal.
Needs It Bat!.
John-"I'll bring you a fork, sir."
The Customer-"What for?"
John-"The cheese, sir."
The Customer-"A fork's no good
3ring a revolver!"-Sketch.
Of Some Benefit.
Barber-"Did that bottle of hair
.estorer I sold 3rou do any good?"
Customer-"Yes, indeed; it kept
ne from wasting my money on any
nore."-Boston Transcript.
Early Fashion Note.
"Why did Eve give Adam the ap
)le?"
"I suppose she wanted to get rid
)f the fruit so as to wear the basket
.'or a hat."-Illustrated Bits.
Musical Comedy.
The Author (to the leading lady)
-"Excuse me, but last night you
clayed the third act first. I don't
hink any one noticed it, but it shows
i want of system-eh, what?"-Il<
ustrated Bits.
Modernizing lt.
Teacher-"Willie, how did Washi
ngton .follow Cornwallis?"
Willie-"I suppose, he subscribed
o the paper for which Cornwallis was
writing* the 'exclusive story' of the
ight:"-Puck. j
Lost Opportunity.
Wifey-"I remember the night you
)roposed to me, I bent my head and
;aid nothing."
Hub (comfortingly)-"I know it
vorries you, dear, but never m:nd;
rou've made up for it since."-Bos
on Transcript.
Father's Revenge.
"Here is a telegram from papa,"
ays the eloping bride. "He says for
is to come right home and live with
lim and mamma."
"I didn't think he wonk! bs so vin
lictive as all that," sighs che eloping
jridegroom.-J.?ie.
Airship Gossip.
"How is it she doesn't manage to
jet along very well with her hus
)and?" said the porch lady.
"She says he's too slow. He al
vays wants to be pottering 'round
he United States in an automobile."
-Puck. . -
Thc Tripping Tongue.
Friend-"? understand, Mrs. Stern,
hat your daughter has married since
ve last met."'
Mrs. Stern-"Yes, and ' been di
vorced."
Friend-"Ah! And who is the
lappy man?"-Boston Transcript.
A Resemblance Noted.
"What do you think of tariff re
vision?"
"Well." answered Farmer Corn
;ossel, "it strikes me that the tarin"
s a good deal like the weather. Nc
natter what kind you get it's pretty
?ure to be bad for somebody's busl
less."-Washington Star.
She Took a Pair.
"How much are these shoes?*
isked the lady who had the reputa
ion of being a keen shopper.
"Those shoes are not for sale." re
plied the salesman, who had some
hing of a reputation, too; "we're giv
ng them away with every pair ol
?hoe laces at $3.50."-Judge.
A Vision Defined.
Teacher in thc Sunday-school (who
las been .instructing the young idea
jn' the. subject of visions)-"Now.
;hi!dren. can any one tell me what s
;ision is? Ab..Tommy's hand is up!
EVell, Tommy?"
Tommy (with a drawly voice) -
'It's a sort of dizzy spell."-Judge.
Summer Conquests.
"Are these all photographs of fel
lows you have been engaged io?"
"Nc. They're the fellows whe
lidn't propose."
"What in the world do you want ol
Lhem?"
"Why, I am saving them to make
rogues' gallery."-Philadelphia Lcd
5er.
Thc Thirst For Gore.
Unsophisticated Onlooker - "
think this is a first-rate place. Sci
what a fine view wc have of this ca:
coming."
Seasoned Spectator-"Fine view
fiddlesticks! Nothing ever happens
Dn these straight stretches-not ever
a broken leg. Como on clown io th?
cum and wait for the fun."-Puck.
THE SMELL OF THE RUN*. . .
_ -\
All Nature Sentes It and Echoes Wel
come With Outstretched Arms.
Sweeter than any perfume ever dis
tilled by the chemist, sweeter than
roses or cape jessamines, or the scent
of a ripe grape, sweeter than new
mown hay or a baby's breath, sweeter
j than fresh linen and milady's washed
hair, is the smell of the rain.
It is the breath to the nostrils, ex
hilaration to the lungs, elixir to the
blood, and wine to the brain. The
dusty earth inhales it and is pulsing
again with potential life; the flowers
that were panting are revived, i.nd
the very leaves of the trees absorb
it as incense and are lifted up. Hun
gry, fretful, parched and complain
ing, man opens his mouth and gulps
it down like a gormand.
The fading and wilting cotton blos
som welcomes it as a message of new
life, and the naked of all the world
rejoice in the hope of replenished
wardrobes. The growling, groveling
beasts of the stock exchange, intent
upon the dust and drought and want
of grim prospect, - sniff it and are
abashed and tame. Miasmas of pri
vation and distress fade away from
it, as the fogs before the sunshine,
and mellow wholesomeness possesses
the fields and permeates the habita
tions of men.
The grass of the plains, brown and
withered and dry as stubble, senses
it as the blind and deaf are aware
of the unseen and unheard approach
of friends, and lt steals over the land
as the perfumed herald of an unfor
getting Providence.
The very sparrows of the ground
twitter their delight, the songsters of
the forest acclaim it with a more
liquid melody, and the mother bird
on her nest whispers rejoicings to the
brood beneath her wing. The bee
that hung despairingly to the honey
comb flies straight to the clover fie|d.
It springs up like a new born pres
ence; it comes down like a benedic
tion. An unseen censer is swung in
the air; a silent baptism is cele
brated; the prayer that was uttered
haltingly and half-faithlessly is an
swered, and a vpcurreecion is realized.
What skeptical, impatient and un
worthy creatures we are; what mal
contents and murmurers! And how
short-sighted is our view of creation :
and reproduction and the eternal
scheme of life! Six thousand years
have taught us little, though we know
so much of the current day and hour.
A lifetime of bounty, centuries of
progress, and the recurring cycles
of a perpetual universe are vain to
impress our poor understanding with
the truth of the unfailing and the
everlasting. What know we of the
recessions and precessions, the actions
and the reactions, the energies and
the restings of this old-young earth's
large life? How unmindful we are
of the deep, big truths which nature
has been exhibiting all these years
and generations and eons of the up
ward and advancing march! A little
trial, a little hardship, and we are
undone, though the storehouse is full
and the fat years are certain to re
turn for the fruitful ground will not
belle itself.
.But the smell of the" rain-one
whiff of it and all repinings are done,
and the way is shining again, and we
are after the butterflies as eager and
as heedless as before.
Men are but children of a larger
growth, and their ears are dried and
their hurts are healed by little kisses
which they straightway forget.-For/
Worth Record.
Largest Animal in the World.
What is claimed as the largest ani
mal in the world is represented by a
colossal skeleton in the museum of
Christ Church, New Zealand. This is
the remains of a large specimen of the
blue whale stranded on the coast of
that country. This whale is probably
the largest of all living animals. The
length of the skeleton is eighty-seven
feet, and the head alone is twenty
one feet. The weight of the bones is
estimated at nine tons. This gigantic
whale gets its name of blue whale
from the dark bluish gray of its up
per surface. The tinge of yellow on :
its lower part has led to the name
"sulphur bottom," by which it is :
known on the western side of the At
lantic. It is otherwise known as Sib
bald's roquai (Balenopterasibbaldii).
The chief food of this gigantic ani
mal is a small marine crustacean
(Thysanopoda inermis), known to
the whalers as "kril." Another spe
.cles ot the same shrimplike group
has been obtained in thousands from ?
the stomachs of mackerel caught on
the Cornish coast. The nearly re
lated oppossum shrimps found in
enormous numbers in the Greenland
seas form the chief food of the com
mon whale. Some of the thysano
poda are phosphorescent and contrib
ute to the liminosity of the sea.
London Globe.
Lost, Stolen or Stiaycd.
A story is told of a certain man liv
ing in a New England village who lost
a horse one day, and failing to find
him he went down to the public
square and offered a reward of $5
to whoever could bring him back. A
half-witted fellow who heard the offer
volunteered to discover the where
abouts of thc horse, and sure enough
he returned in ,half an hour leading
him by his bridle. Tho owner was
surprised at the case with which his
half-witted friend had found the
beast, and, on passing the $."> to him.
he said: "Tell me, how did you find
the horse?" To which the man re
plied: "Waal. I thought to myself,
where would I go if I was a hoss, and
I went the/e, and he had."-London
Telegraph.
Where Limburger Comes From.
Tho United States, it seems, can
and does make ;'ust as good limburger
as tho province in Belgium where it
originated, cays .thc New York Glob?.
This is how we do it: A piece of a
calf's stomach is set away in a warn:
place in a can of whole milk. Ir
about forty minutes the curdled mess
is pounded and then the whey pressed
out. Afterward lorms are filled and
further drainage permitted. Salt is
rubbed on the outside until it becomes
slippery; then the cheese is set away
in thc cellar to ripen for a month
or two, and thc germs do the rest.
Youth's Companion.
GOLDEN HARVEST FOR
DR. COOK AND PEARY
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$500,000 Apiece Will Accrue to
Discoverers, Besides Honors,
Medals and Decorations.
Shortly before Commander Peary,
sailed away in the Roosevelt, his little
Uirl asked him a question. People ,bf
sordid inclinations, to whom the eagle
on a dollar hill is ever the bird of
freedom, have been asking the same
question ever since the first Arctic
axplorer sailed away for the top of
the world.
"Papa," asked the little girl, "what
lo you want that old pole for? Is it
any good? Can you get any money
tor it?" I
"My dear," replied .the explorer,1
"when you are older you will know
that there is a thing called honor
which is worth more than money." I
This was a very noble sentiment/
and the little girl is jproud to remem
ber that ber father said It, but now.
that he has been successful and the
North Pole has been discovered, and'
Bagged and tabbed for future refer
ence, it begins to be apparent that
the North Pole not only brings honor,
but large amounts of money ks well. ?
Market Price of a Pole.
Why gp in search of the pole?
What is it worth?
For th? sake of those to whom
medals and decorations are but gold'
lises strung on fancy bits of ribbon,'
let us turn first to the cash value of
the North Pole and exploration as a
business proposition. The' price tag
ls always an interesting document; it
is the point from which most men
Bgure. The medals and decorations
can wait, for/'they have always been
above price.
Before Dr. Cook had time to get a
mave and a new suit of clothes, a
mah knocked at his door and stated
that he was authorized to offer him
the sum of $125,000 for his book.
Dr. Cook did not accept this offer, and '
the. result of the Peary announcement
lias been that one firm of American
jook publishers has offered Dr. Cook
i sum which dwarfs the orinigal
amount. The same will be true in
Commander Peary's case.
The next man who made Dr. Cook
an offer was a representative of a
lecture bureau. He offered a cool
quarter of a million for one hundred
lectures; an American theatrical con
cern asked Cook, to name his own
terms and consider the affair closed. '.
Thc Lucrative Lecture.
At the same time a magazine
offered Dr.'Cook 520,000 for an arti- .
?le deal- ig with his trip to the pole. ?
This makes all other dollar-a-word
rates look cheap by comparison.
The great amount of money will
lome from the books and the lecture |
platform. The latter is always open
.o men whose dignity will not allow,
:hem to descend to theatrical methods
3f exploitation. Those who live' In
a great city have no idea of the wide
Beld offered to the man whom .the
common people wish to see and hear:
Commander Peary has made many
lecture tours; he has always been a
;reat drawing card. What has gone
before will be a very small thing to
?vhat must come after his successful
:rip to the pole.
On a safe, sane and conservative
estimate, the discovery of the North
Pole will bc worth somewhere be
tween $400,000 and $500,000 to each
man within the first eighteen: months.
A.3 the world is a larp;e place and lec
ture platforms are always open, both
men may be sure of more than a Pres
ident's salary for several years to
come, or until such time as they de
cide to retire and live upon the in
terest of their money.
The cash value of the North Pole
has been dealt with. Now for the
honors and the decorations-the little
medals in the hardwood cases.
Medals Galore.,
While the telegraph wires were
still buzzing with the wonderful news
came th' word that the King of Den
mark had greeted the man from
Brooklyn with royal honors. Dr.
Cook has received from the Danish
Geographical Society the^Gold Medal
of Merit with the Crown, a decoration
which has been bestowed on but three
explorers-Nansen, Sven Hedin and
Amundsen. Dr. Cook will be the
first American to wear this decora
tion.
. The Italian Geographical Society,
aroused to great interest in polar re
search by the feat of Abruzzi, will
present their gold medal to Dr. Cook.
He will be the third man'to wear It,
the others being the Duke of Abruzzi
and Lieutenant Shackleton, the En
glishman.
The other Royal Geographical so
cieties of Europe are sure to confer
their medals on both Cook and Peary.
America sometimes recognizes
favorite sons who have done some
thing. Congress will vote medals to
both men. These medals will not be
handed to them by a gsntleman of
royal birth ; some representative with
whiskers will probably make a 3hort
speech, perhaps crack a joke or two,
and the plain sold discs will be 'de
livered; that will be all the ceremony.
But a medal voted by Congress means
something, am1 perhaps these two
Americans will value those medals
above all tho jeweled decorations of
kings and potentates.
Robert E. Peary is now a Com
mander, which is a grade which a
naval officer reaches after devoting
years of his life to the service. Rec
ognition wears no wings in the naval
service, but in all probability Com
mander Peary will receive what hon
ors the Navy Department can give,
and will be advanced to the grade of
Rcar-Admiral.
Then, after the meda'is are be
stowed, when the tumuP and ' the
shouting dies away, the money lies
in the bank turning itself over slowly
and adding to its bulk, there will
come to each man thc thing which is
worth more than honors and decora
tions and momy-the full realization
of that satisfaction which comes after
work worth while has been well done.
Efforts to utilize the spider's web
for practica*! purposes were made as
early as 1710 in France. .