Edgefield advertiser. (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, December 09, 1908, Image 9
Whether you need a Buggy, Furniture, Household Furnishings, Christmas or Wedding present, we
invite you to call. We are ready for the buying public, with every department well filled.
We have handsome Suits, Dining Chairs, China Closets,
Dining Tables, Beautiful Rockers in oak and Mahogany.
In China, we have full Dinner sets or can sell you a
single piece. See our beautiful 10-piece Toilet Sets. They
are being greatly admired.
In Silverware, our new and beautiful designs will
please the most fastidious and exacting buyer. . We have
never before been better equipped in this department.
Have you seen our Cut Glass? ^The designs are new and
the quality is the best, with prices much lower than the
city stores.
Large assortment of Rugs and Art Squares. Nothing
will make a more suitable Christmas present. j
Beautiful assortment of Sterling [Silver and Solid Gold
Jewelry; stock just replenished for the holiday trade.
A full assortment of violins, Guitars, Mandolins, Ban
jos, etc.
We extend a cordial invitation to the people of the town and county to call and inspect our large stock.
SEY
Stella's Dignity.
"Glenn paid me a dandy complii
last night, mother -one that
please you, too," said Stella Han3
"He was talking about the girls in
block and how disgusted the 1
v were getting with them. He said
trouble with the girls round here
- 'that they had positively no pers<
dignity, and he never seemed to 1
into account that I lived in the bl
myself. But he made up afterw
for forgetting. He"said not mi
he guessed, he didn't mean me; 1
I was noted for my dignity with
the fellows, and he'd often beard tl
?peak of it. What do you say
that'*"
Mrs. Harding was listening w
motherly satisfaction. "How did
happen to occur to him -that :
might be applying it to yourself?"
asked.
."I put it to him straight I j
..'waited until he stopped for bree
and then I said, 'Well, jiminy,.Gle
is this a slam?*"
"Stella, what a speech! There's
dignity about that!"
"Oh, toot, mamma!" was the lau
ingyresponse, made without the slig
est intention of disrespect. "Thu
just the way we all talk. Things li
that don't count on dignity one w
or the other-not in our bunch; I
how^ you. act don't you know?
Youth's Companion.
Foxes' Scalps and Salvation.
' Som? years ago at a session of t
legislature of Kentucky an effort
repeal the law offering a bounty
foxes' scalps was made, but was <
fea ted by the appeal of a memt
.froin a mountainous and sparsely s
tied region. "Do the gentlemen wa
to deprive my constituents and me
the benefits of bearing the gos*
preached?" he demanded, with ind
nation in his tone and overspread!
his rugged countenance. "We are :
Methodists up my way. aud o
preachers won't come without we c?
give 'em chickens, I know. We cai
raise chickens unless the foxes a
. killed by somebody, that's. sure, ai
there ain't anybody that can afford
spend their time hunting foxes and e.
nothing to pay for it. So, gentleme
if you repeal this law you'll be d
prlving my constituents of the bene
of hearing the gospel preached; thal
' the way it looks to mo!" The la
.was hot repealed at that session.-?
gonaut.
Hairs and Feathers.
Hairs are fouutl on almost ever
thing that grows, and. If we may i
call the fine fibers of asbestus, th<
even iuvade the mineral world. Fro:
a piece of mineral asbestus (juarric
from the earth and looking like a stoi
with a satiny fracture the silken fibei
can be rubbed with the finger till tl
lump is worn away.
Secure a feather .somewhere-it wi
be much better than a picture-im
you will see that it has a main stci
or midrib. Along each side of this e:
tends the thin part known as the van<
Look closely and you will see that thl
vane is composed of tiny feathers, cal
ed beards, fastened together througi
. out their whole length from wher
their bases join the midrib to thel
tips. You can easily separate one o
these from the rest, when you will se
bow like a tiny feather lt is, with wha
seems a fine fuzziness along each edge
-St. Nicholas.
The Shillalah.
The shillalah owes Its name to the
.fact that the finest specimens thereof
used to be grown lu the pleasant
groves of trees that formerly flourish
ed iu the barony of Sbillalugh. lu
County Wicklow. The best shillalah
jv'v must be a root sprung sapllug, for oue
takeu from the branches of a full
. ,growu tree would lack the necessary
? toughness. Being trimmed and
"brought to hand," the young stick
undergoes preparatory discipline by
being placed in the chlmuey to season,
*" - thus becoming early acclimatized to
the hot-work in store for !t. This part
of the curriculum finished, lt is ruln
bed until completely saturated with
oil, after which it ls securely wrapped
in a stout sheet of bro wu paper and
buried. In a convenient hotbed. At
this stage of its development It ls an
"* ?object of unceasing watchfuluess on
the part of its proprietor, who to fore
stall any detrimental warp lu the ob
ject of his care visits It dully, correct
ing any youthful tendency to depart
from a straight line aud ultimately se
curing as straight a bit of timber as
" heart could desire.-New York Trib
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Oinsmen;s of tno ^ceiaoe.
Lord Lyvpu'ru i.- ??:i ardent peerage
reformer ami teils'ati anecdote iii* this
counettiuu for whose tuitii<*ntl<*1fy be
pledges bituself. This narrai es bow a
famous statesman of the nineteenth
century was mt Heil, upon tn visit ^hls
son in prisou. Il?* bitterly reproached
him, remarking. ..Hen? um I. bavlnt;
worked my way up from a middle
class home to a great position, and
when I die you will he the greatest
blackguard in the peerage." The son
listened quietly and then replied, with
terrible irony. "Yes-when you die."
Another of Lord Lyveden's peerage
stories is equally piquant The son of
a peer applied to a friend (ti the north
of England for a housekeeper nud was
recommended a certain Mrs. Brown.
The peer wrote to the woman accord
ingly to the effect that, having learned
particulars of her character, he was
willing to engage her as his house
keeper and making an appointment for
her to call and see him cn a certain
date. The good woman replied:
My Lord-From what I have learned of
your character I decline to enter your
house. I a;.i your lordship's obedient
servant, , ANNE BROWN.
-Westminster Gazette.
The Plays Mixed.
During one of his tours' in this coun
try, when the late Sir Henry Irving
was playing "Twelfth Night" in New
York,- he revealed absentmindedness
and greatly amused the members of
his company and the audience. As
.Malvollo he was expressing surprise
at ao?emark of Sir Toby.
"Do you know what you say?" he
asked.
To his surprise, a roar of laughter
echoed through the house, and his
stage associates were convulsed.
He repeated the line, putting undue
emphasis on the pronoun, and again
the audience shouted with laughter.
It was not until after the perform
ance be learned that quite unconscious
ly he had been parodying the well
known words of "The Private Secre
tary." His only explanation was that
it was done in a bit of forgetfulness
while thinking of the other play.
Chicago Record-Herald.
A Ghost Story.
Floors castle, home of the Duke of
Roxburghe, was the scene of a curious
psychical mystery over a ceutury ago.
Sir Walter Scott relates the incident
John, third duke of Roxburghe. who
died lu 1804, the celebrated book col
lector, when arranging his library cm
j ployed neither a secretary nor a libra
rian, but a footman called Archie, who
knew every book as a Shepherd does
each sheep of his flock. There was a
bell hung in the duke's room at Floors
which was used on no occasion except
to call Archie to his study. The duke
died in St James' square at a time
wheu Archie was himself sinking un
der a mortal complaint. On the day
o?.tbe funeral the library bell sudden
ly rang violently. The dying Archie
sat up in bed and faltered, "Yes, my
lord duke, yes, I will wait on your
grace instantly." And with these
words on his Ups he fell back In bed
and died.-SL James' Gazette.
The Broken Bottle Symbol.
The breaking of a bottle over the
bow of a vessel at launching seems to
be taken by many people as having a
convivial, a sort of bere's-looking-at
you significance, but nothing of the
. kind is meant; neither bas lt any asso
ciation with Christian baptism, for
the name of a man-of-war ls given
months before the launching. The real
thing typified is sacrifice. Building a
town or setting a ship afloat was a sol
emn matter away back In the dim past,
and snch an act was not to be under
taken without devoting a life to pro
pitiate the gods. Our refined and hu
mane civilization no longer dares to
offer np a prisoner or a slave on such
occasions, and therefore a bottle is
broken to symbolize the taking of a
man's life.-United Service Gazette.
Jerome's Mistake.
One of the early vicissitudes of Je
rome K. Jerome as an actor was to be
offered his choice of playing the part
of e'ther a soldier or a donkey In a
pantomime, a real donkey with four
legs. After careful consideration he
thought the red coat the more becom
ing disguise and chose the part of the
soldier. Apparently he made a mistake,
from the pointy of view of success,
nt all events, for a few days afterward
the manager came to him and said:
"You made a great mistake, Jerome,
in not taking the part of the donkey.
It would just suit you, and there's 5
shillings a week more in it"
Hot Scotch.
The young wife dipped the ladle Into
the porridge and smiled inquiringly at
the overnight guest.
"Will you have some hot Scotch, Mr.
Dash?" she asked.
Dash laughed.
"Hot Scotch? Where ls it?" said he.
"Why, here, of course." said the
young wife in a perplexed tone.
"Didn't you know that oatmeal is
called hot Scotch?"
"Er-I"- Dash stammered, and theu
the young husband caught his eye. and
be was silent
"I didn't know It myself till last
year," she explained. "I heard George
inviting his cousin over the telephone
to meet him at the office and have a
hot Scotch. I didn't know what hot
Scotch was till you told me. did I,
George?"
George, very red, answered huskily:
"No, my dear."
Laughing at her own ignorance, the
iady proceeded to serve the thick, pale
hot Scotch.-New Orleans Times-Dem
ocrat
The First Mourning Paper.
The oldest known letter written on
black edged note paper as a sign of
mourning appears to be one dated Jan.
5, 1683. In Addison's comedy of "The
Drummer," 1715, reference ls made to
the fashion in the words, "My lady'B
mourning paper that ls blacked at the
edges." A few years later Allan Ram.
say,, who died In 175S, speaks in one
Of his poems of "the sable bordered
sheet" as a messenger of sorrow.
Mann, writing from Italy to Horace
Walpole In 1745, says that it was uni
versally used in Florence at that time.
The superior elegance of this Italian
note paper; with Its narrow margin of
black, explains Its ready acceptance In
this, country, where It superseded the
quarto sheet with a black border some
times a quarter of an inch wide. In
this way it probably gave an impetus
to the fashion. But it ls a mistake to
suppose, as some have done, that the
fashion was Introduced from Italy.
London Answers.
Caught Alive.
A New Yorker, a big game hunter
of many years* experience, was Hon
shooting in Uganda. He had excel
lent luck. Nearly1 every day he posed
in a complacent attitude beside a
freshly killed Hon, and his photog
rapher snapped him for the maga
zines.
One afternoon the photographer,
who was taking a nap in the hut, was
awakened My a loud noise. He rose
and looked out. Sprinting toward him
from the jungle, hat gone and coat
tails flying, came his chief, and, with
terrible roars and growls, a huge Hon
bounded at his heels.
The photographer gazed spellbound
at the strange and exciting picture.
His chief, perceiving him. shouted:
"Quick, quick! Open the door,
George! I'm bringing him home
alive!"-Washington Star.
Spoiling a Tragedy.
"If you don't marry me," he said des
perately, "I shall kill myself."
"And write a note telling all about
lt?" queried the maid.
"Yes."
"And hold my photograph in your
other hand?"
"I had thought about lt"
"Well, Just wait a minute," she said,
"and I'll borrow pa's pistol for you.
My, but won't it be romantic?"
But he faded.
The Mead of the House.
lt ls folly to call the husband the
head of thc house; he ls not It ls but
a courtesy title at best, since in truth
be is but an incident in the home life,
while the wife and mother is its whole
existence. Literally the sun of do
mestic happiness rises and sets m the
face of the wife and mother.-Clara
Morris in Housekeeper.
Not an Advertiser.
"Did you hang up any mistletoe las*
Christmas?" asked Erastus Plnkley.
"'Deed I didn't," answered Miss
Miami Brown. "I's got a little too
much pride to advertise foh de ordinary
courtesies -dat a lady has a right to
expect."-Exchange.
Suspicious.
Widow (at washtub)-Are you posi
tive you love me?
Suitor-Of course I am.
Widow-What's the matter? You
haven't lost your job, have you?
Pittsburg Press.
Too much Is worse than want-Ger
fan Proverb.
Books and* calendars are always
appropriate gifts. We have quite an
assortment.
W. E. Lynch & Co.
All' the new things iu Dress
goods at reasonable prices.
May & Tompkins.
Malaga grapes, apples, oranges,
bananas, coeoa nuts, always select
and good.
May it Prescott.
Large assortment of S3;00 picture
frames for $1.50. .
i l. Ti m mons.
maa
To My Patrons, Friends and the Public,
The Holiday season is upon us, and I am prepared as heretofore to
to meet all demands and requirements in the dpTerent lines and ac
j cessories, heretofore handled by us. Those who have been success
ful, and want a first class Victoria, Station Wagon, Surrey or Stan
hope, I am the man who can supply them, and accompanying necessi
ties. Harness, all the very best assortment from three of the finest
manufacturers in the United States: Robes, there is only one Manu
facturer in the United States worth naming-C HAS E-We have
them in great varieties, Blankets, of course you must protect your
horse. .
For Christmas and Holiday gifts, we have a large variety of fine Kti
imported saddles, Whips, crops, leggins and etc, and for the children,
.boys and girls, we have a larger variety than ever, of Railroad Steam
Engines, Automobiles, Goat Wagons, Goat Carts, Hobby Horses,
Shoo Flys, Irish Mails, Bicycles, Veloipedes, Tricycles and Toy wag
ons, ari endless, variety, about a carload and a half in all.
Don't fail to come and make early selections.
H.H. COSKERY.
749-751 Broad Street, Augusta, Ga. ?3
1/3
is up to the Highest
Groceries ca
Six brands of the finest Pat
in our stock. The bes
coffee are a
If in need of any of the following, cal
ered to you on short notice:
New Crop Georgia Syrup, Orange Marmal
Heinz Sweet Pickle, Bottle Pickles,iQueen
Peppers, all Canned Goods, Fruit Cake Ingredient
nanas, Candies, Fireworks of all kinds and Decora
Give us your order and it will he just rig
Fresh stock of Franklin Cij
Li
MAY
Hotel Edgefield.
I desire to notify th? public
that I havr; jual opeued ? first
class hoU'l koowu as th? Hotel
Edge field and respectfully solicit
th? patronage of the public for both
transient and regular hoarders.
Popular prices.
Asa (I. Broadwater.
Cotton Seed Meal and
Hulls.
I take this means of notifying
ray friends aud tho public that I
keep a larg^ supply of fresh Cot
ton Seed Meal and Hulls con
stantly on hand and eau fill their
ordere at reasonable prices. Ware
house near site of old depot. Youc
patronage solicited.
A. M. Timmerman.
,J^I^^?9^n^ a^ ^alf Price
We intend to close out all of the men's
Clothing we have on hand if
low prices will do it.
We have in stock a
lot of men's coats and vests
that we will sell at exa^tlj naif price.
Call and see them.
MAY & TOMPKINS.
poeeries
Standard and our
n not be excelled.
:ent Flour made are found
t brands of hams and
Iso here. .
1 for phone 38 and they will be deliv
ade, Jelly, Preserves, Cranberries,
and stuffed olives all prices, Sweet
s, Spices, Apples. Oranges, Cocoanuts, Ba
ted Crockery.
;ht. Celery every Saturday.
TQ pc 5? cents box for
3 ^ Christmas Present.