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(To The Po-ru-na Medic
Pe-ru-na is All V
Congressman D. F. Wilber, of .Oncont
The Peruna Medicine Co., Columba
Gentlemen-"Persuaded by a fri
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your medicine to all who arc affllcte
Wjlber.
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Mr. C. F. Given, Sussex. N. B., Vice
President of "The'Pastime Boating Club,"
writes:
"Whenever the cold weather sets in I
have for years past been very sure to
catch 3 severo cold which was hurd to
throw off, and which would leave after
effects on my constitution thc most ol tho
winter.
"Last winter I was advised to try
Peruna, and within five days the cold was
broken up and in five days more I was a
well mau. I recommended it to several of
foy friends, and all speak the highest
praise for it. Xtiero ia notnliiv tiUo
J'eruna for catarrhal afflictions, lt
18 well nigh infalltbte]as a cure, and
J gladly endorse it. " -C F. Given.
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the largest German s/tuging society of New
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Ine Co., of Columbas, 0.)
ou Claim For lt.
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end 1 have tried' your remedy and I
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in New York City. Thc following is his
testimony:
"About two years ago I caught a severe
cold while traveling and which settled
into catarrh of the bronchial tubes, and so
affected my voice that I was obliged to
cancel my engagements. In distress 1 waa
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I sent for a bottle.
"Words but HW describe my su.prise
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was entirely recovered.- 1 am never with
out it now, and take an occasional dose
when I feel run do\w."-Julian W?iss?tz.
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be pleased to give you his valuable advice
gratis.
j Address Dr. Hartman, President of
Thc Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus,
? Ohio.
Open the Windows.
The English, says the London Hos
pital, are always boasting that they
are a cleanly people, and undoubtedly
an upper-class Englishman docs spend
an inordinate amount of time In
cleansing himself. As Punch, has it,
"'e's orful proud of 'is flesh 'e is." But
tho average Englishmnn with bi3
woolen shirts, which are only washed
in tepid water, his cloth clothes,
which aro never washed at all; his
carpets, which retain thc dust of years,
his stuffy woolen covered furniture
which lasts for generations, and hi3
beds, which are hardly ever unpicked
or stored, Is by no means the cleanly
animal he thinks himself. Still, even
these things would not be so bad if
John Bull would but insuro a free
current of air through his living
rooms. But that is just what Mrs.
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Fresh air is "smutty" and night air
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there are almost dying people, lying
out on tho verandas of hospitals and
sanatoriums along the Thames and
near thc Hampstead marshes. Nev
ertheless, the unhealthy, fog-laden,
miasmatic air actually cures many of
them. The truly unhealthy air is thc
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HIS ANCESTOR.
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"Nothing like it In a century, eh?"
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Where did yesterday'
When it faded down
And the gold grew
light
Like an army with I
sight?
Will its flush go into'
Its thrill to tho purpl
its crimson flock thc
And thc autumn glor
Deeper than flower fi
Of the silent pageant
It flushed all night in
It thiilled in the fold
It glided into a poet*
It is setting still in qi
It changed by the mi
To the shifting lights
And in resurrection <
Tin glory died on th?
For it left its light o
That rim a thousand
" Tffff*W fifi H fiV^P
S
Dy ALEX.I
?$O??* HIS isthe story thc captain
^ ^ told me ns wc sat in thc
O O club window watching the
^ p "iris go by. It is true that
^OW the captain has just re
turned from duty in the Philippines,
that ho bears a cruel s:ar between his
eyes, and that I woulJ unhesitatingly
take his word for any amount you cave
to name; still-well, the captain can
speak for himself.
? .* * * ? * *
"Our surprise was complete, anil vre
emptied our suns futilely. Then "the
company scapegrace,' with a shout of
warning, sprang suddenly in frout of
me, just in time to get a spear through
his throat ami plunge limply down with
a choking cough. I blew in the face of
his slayer with tho last shot in my re
[ volver, jammed its muzzle hard into
I the stomach of another little brown
man who was slashing around reckless
ly with a bolo several sizes too big for
him, got a tremendous smash across
the eyes here, and everything went
block.
"The next I knew I found myself
lying on n cot iu a dark room with a
bandage bound around my head, and a
headache that was tho father of all
headaches. I struggled up into a sit
ting position, with my elbows ou my
knees and my chin in my hands and
studied thc matter out. As nearly as I
could figure it out, we had either beat
en off the treacherous Filipinos who
had so cleverly ambushed my scouting
party, or we hadn't. If the first were
true, I was probably safe in a hospital,
and if the second, I was a prisoner,
with a very unpleasant future before
me. I couldn't very well decide which,
under the circumstances, without out
side information, so I shouted at the
top of my voice, 'Hello! Hello there:'
determined to end ibo suspense at once.
"I heard the door open, and, turning
In the direction of the sound I saw
and I gripped the sides of my cot hard
with both bauds at thc surprise and
horror of it-I saw stalk into^jjj^j^oni
Ifl.'jfamaii skeleton. 'I^?Twas all, just
a stark and-hideous human skeleton,
surmounted by a grinning skull.
"There is nothing particularly delect
able to thf average man about a skele
ton at any time, but when one, and not
a particularly well made one at that,
saunters carelessly up to your bedside,
grabs your pulse in his fingers, and
asks, in the familiar tones of the sur
geon you've been comrade with for sev
eral years, 'What are you making such
a row about, old chap:' lt is apt to
produce, in the ordinary invalid, a va
riety of sensations more or less confus
ing.
"'What's happened? Where am I?
What is it? What are you? What's
the matter?' I gasped rapidly.
" 'Oh, you're all right now, old chap,'
the doctor's voice assured mc, while the
skull grinned more affably than ever
upon me. 'You got a little swipe
across the eyes from some murderous
minded Filipino's club, and it's laid yoti
up here in the hospital talking lunacy
for a few days, that's all.'
" 'Exactly,' 1 muttered, scanning his
skeleton intently. 'That is all.'
" 'Funny thing.' went on the doctor's
voice placidly. 'You've been seeing all
kinds of skeletons, and I don't know
what all. According to you this is
about the finest anatomical museum
outside a duly licensed, charnel house
ever incorporated. You surely have
had a surfeit of bones, but I kuew
you'd wake up this time all straight.'
" 'But, see here, doctor, if this thing
that's gassing away is you,' I protested
earnestly, 'that's all I can see of you
now.'
"Whew!' whispered the skeleton to
itself. 'Crazy as ever. Where's the
morphlue?'
"'Nonsense,' I cried hotly. 'I'm as
sane as you are. Saner, I reckon, be
cause I don't dream everybody i's crazy
except myself. But I tell you, on my
word, that all I see of you is your skel
eton; and what's more, I'll prove it.
See here, you've had three ribs on tho
right side broken some time or other.'
" 'Yes, football, but how the deuce
did you know it? I never told you, I'm
sur*?,' replied the skeleton thoughtfully.
" T tell you I can see your bones,' I
nsservated excitedly. 'And what's
worse, it is all I can see of you. j'ou
lantein-jawod. lop-sldcd. toggle-jointed,
poorly articulated, miserable specimen
of a human frame, you.'
" 'With a bandage over your eyes,
too,' sneered the doctor. I suppose my
minute appraisement of .his only skele
ton nettled him iuto overlooking for the
minute the utter preposterousness of
my claim. 'And it's ns good as yours,
anyway.'
" T don't care if I have a million
bandages on,' I insisted. 'Bandage or
no bandage, I swear I can see your
skeleton, or somebody's skeleton, stand
ing by tire bed. I could see it the min
ute you opened the door and let in
some light, and that's nil I can see of
you except - yes, a ring is dangling
from your little finger, some coins are
suspended some way against your left
leg, and a bunch of keys and a knife on
the right. I suppose they're in your
trousers pockets. Now, what's tho mat
ter with me, doctor? Here, take this
cussed bandage off and let more light
into thc room. Let's get at thc bottom
of this.'
"Only partly persuaded that he did
not have a dangerous maniac op his
hands the doctor reluctantly did as I
asked, and I was promptly'startled half
out of what wits I had left.
"I seemed to be floating in space. I
could see willi perfect ease into the
rooms above, below and around tho ono
I was in. My vision was bounded ap
parently only by distance, and not by
material objects intervening; such Im
material object as partitions Juter?
[D IT GO?
3AXNET.
s sunset go,
the hills So slow,
dim and the purple
banners passed from
thc goldenrod,
c aster's nod,
maple bough,
y begin from now?
olds sank the glow
passing slow.
-nany a dream,
ting hush of prayer,
? sonj;,
picture rc^e;
rjacle none eui seo
? of a symphony;
>f faith and hope
: shining slope.
ii thc hills and seas
memories.
nrgeon Cured.
RICKETTS.
posed no obstacle of any consequence.
After u little, however, as I became
more accustomed to my strange afflic
tion, I found I could distinguish thc
outlines of objects more or less distinct
ly according to the material out of
which they were made, but only metal
lic objects were very plain. As for the
doctor, in the stronger light I could
dimly make out a sort of transparent
gelatinous covering to lils skeleton, but
not well enough to tell one feature;
from another. The people in the other
rooms, those passing in the street, even
tho animals which went by, were all
skeletons to me, and skeletons only,
Neither could I distinguish colors; the
Avorld was all black, or rather drab,
and white to mc.
"It was days before I could really
convince the doctor that this was so,
days filled with every conceivable test
his ingenuity could devise, days when'
first I fretted and chafed continually
about my condition, days passed in.
longing for the blessed night to come
and shut out In Its friendly darkness
all the gruesome sights which torment
ed mc from my eyes, but as the time
dragged on I became more and moro
reconciled, as I grew more accustomed
to the society of a skeleton-filled world.
And then came a day when a great
happiness was mine.
"'Well, old chap,' said tho doctor,
throwing himself disgustedly into a
chair at last, 'I must believe you; it's
beyond any iran's comprehension, but
I must believe you. It's unnatural and
unscientific and absolutely idiotic, but
the only guess I can make at an expla
nation is that that swipe you got across
your eyes has in some mysterious way
altered the retina or optic nerve so
that they, or one of them, is sensitive
to what are known as tho X' rnjrs, to
the exclusion of the ordinary rays. We
know next to nothing about these X
rays, but all the tests I've been able
to make seem- to support this theory.
You had better yet leave and pull out
j^P-fi?T^iMos as solm~~alryW'T?iS??,. aujd
consult a specialist. I can't help youl
any. and it must be a dreadful condl-j.
tion to bo in.' \ *1
" 'Oh, it's not so had, after all,'f re
plied reassuringly. 'You see, while
you've been testing and tinkering
around learning to believe what was
perfectly true all the time, I've been
getting used to things as they are, and
there arc some consolations I find. I
can feel, and taste, and hear, and
sundi just as well as ever. My eye
sight is (lie only thing abnormal about j
nie, and I've got used to skeletons by
now. They're not nearly as repulsive
as you might suppose; quite the con
trary in some cases. I've learned to
toll you and all the rest of thc fellows
who drop lu herc apart by your bones;
they're quite as individual as your
laces and a lot handsomer sometimes,
and I've learned to move atound with
out falling over things with a little
caro, and-and, ns I was saying, some
skeletons have beauties of their own.
For instance, there's a dainty little
ono comes in herc every day to
straighten up the room that's-that's
just delicious. I believe I'm head over
heels in love with lt, though I've never
spoken a word to it. So that I don't
know that I'm so awfully keen to he
cured, after all.'
'"'What?' yelled thc doctor, begin
ning- to grin.
"T mean every word of.it,'.I said,
doggedly. 'Oh, doctor, you can't real
ize what a lovel}-, enchanting, tantaliz
ing little skeleton it is. All thc bones
are simplj' ravishing hi their perfec-j
tien, and every joint works with a
smoothness and ease that are really a
poem. Why, compared with the great
coarse, clumsy bones you fellows
clump around with, all lumps and
twists and gnarls of cartilage, hers,
for it surely is a woman, arc like the
most delicate carving, an exquisite
etching, or the filmiest cobweb ossified.
If only you could sec it, doctor, could
only tee the gentle sweep of the collar
bone, the sweet curve of the ribs, the
tender lines of the arm bones, the deli
cate tracery of the leg bones, you
wouldn't sit theve grinning like a
Cheshire cat. I've lain.here day after
day and watched that luscious little
skeleton move about the room with
such grace, so perfect in form, so rav
ishingly beautiful in its matchless sym
metry, until I know those fragile little
finger bones have stolen 'into my
breast and arc forever clinched around
my heart. Who is she, doctor? Tell
me!'
"The doctor burst Into a great
guffaw of hoarse laughter, rocking
himself back and forth where he sal.
" 'Tell mc who she is, doctor; tell ute |
who she is, for the love of Ilea ven!' I j
implored.
"Again the doctor roared with laugh
ter.
"My temper never Avas of the most
patient, and being treated in such an
important matter with such Ul-tlmcd
levity made lt boil.
" 'There's nothing to laugh nt, you
hee-hawing ass,' I growled. 'If you
could only see those delightful bones,
if you could only realize that adorable
skull, If you could for a minute Imagine
sucli a bugga ble, kissnblc, caressable
little skeleton you wouldn't roll around
there spluttering and spitting like a
gibbering ape.'
"Again the doctor shouted with
laughter, and my temper gave way en
tirely.
" 'Stop it, you grinning baboon!' I
shouted, springing on him, and winding
my fingers about his throat with all my
fury in my grip. 'Stop lt, I say! Tell
me who she is, or, by Heaven, I'll tear
it from youl"
'"Lot go, you fool, you'ro choking
mel* gueped the doctor? valuly
struggling to unclasp my hands. 'You
won't? Well, take it, then!'
MAs he panted out these words be
shoved me from him with all his
strength, and then, as I fiercely closed
upon him again, drove his fist with
all bis might into my face.
"When I unclosed my eyes a little
later I found the doctor bending ten
derly over me. 'Sorry, old chap, awful
sorry,' he said, regretfully, 'but you
bad me nearly at the Inst gasp. What
on earth was thc matter with you,
any way?'
"'What's the matter with mo now?'
I cried, staring wildly into his face.
'I can see you. doctor, you yourself.
I don't sec a bone. I can see ever}
thing nil right, even the red on your
nose.'
"'You can!' exclaimed the doctor.
'Are you sure you can? Hooray! Hoo
ray!' he went on, ns I nodded my head
positively. 'You're cured, I hope. It
must have been the shock of my blow.
You've heard of such things, two
shocks balancing each other, one cre
ating an abnormal stale of things, and
-the other restoring thc normal, haven't
you?'
"As I was still trying to realize that
indeed I had returned to a world of
form and color there came film ming
into the room the most withered, mon
key-like, hideous old Filipino bag a
man over shuddered at.
" 'Great Scott, doctor, what's that!' I
gasped, glaring at tho old witch, fasci
nated by her unspeakable ugliness.
" 'That?' chuckled the doctor. 'Why.
til a t's your most adorable bag of bones,
thc one you're crazy in love with.'
"And I actually felt a pang at my
loss."-New York Times.
MUSIC HYPNOTIZES HIM.
Old TVnltor Props Everytlilnc; When Or
clicgtra Plays Certain March.
In a certain fashionable restaurant
the other night thc orchestra struck up
a certain popular march, and Instantly
an aged colored walter nt tho other
end of thc room "set down a tray of
food that he bad been about to serve.
"Ob, bully!" he murmured, and bc
walked down to thc little group of mu
sicians and took his station beside thc
'leader. There was a look of. delight In1
lils eyes. Ile'stood listening lu absorp
tion to thc melody till it ended.
Meanwhile the party that he was
neglecting were criming this way and
that, looking for him.
"Where can thc old fellow be?" they
said. "There, on his tray, is our soup,
getting cold; but he has disappeared."
He must be ill."
: Just then they caught sight of the
waltoiv Thc lively piece was nov,'
over, and the aged serving man was
patting the leader on the back, chuck
ling and expressing his congratulations.
When lie was through lie returned to his
patrons, and with au apology for his
delay, served the soup.
The bend waiter a moment later
stopped at the table. "I hope," he said,
"that you will pardon that old man.
He is a good walter, a faithful old soul,
but he ls a slave to that ono piece ot
music. Thc orchestra cannot strike it
up but he drops everything, forgets
ererytdlng, and gets right In among
the music. There he stands until the
piece is over, when, with a sigh, he
comes to, thanks and congratulates the
leader and resumes lils work. No other
music affects him In the least. He
never seems to notice at other times
that thc orchestra Is playing. That
march seems to hypnotize him, and he
can't resist drinking It all in. As il
gives hjm so much joy wc put up with
it, for he is a good waiter, a faithful
o?(l souTT?e ?iuviugnieTm'coTTTrm'CTi^Y?trf
the restaurant tweuty years."
A Boy and n Tolnter Pap.
Often at Intervals, curing that day,
the dying boy asked after his dog.
Along in thc afternon lie raised bk
head, and in his delirium called tho
dog, and instantly tho pointer waa at
the window. For hours he had been
walking, unobserved by the anxious
watchers inside, up and down thc nar
row veranda that ran along tho side
of the boy's bedroom window. At thc
sound of his master's voice ho stood
up and beat the window with his front
feet. At thc sight of him the boy
seemed to forget his suffering, and,
smiling, begged them to let the dog In.
Baltyne-big, brave Baltyne, with'
tears washing down Iiis wind-browned
face-looked at the door and the doctor
nodded. Then Baltyne opened thc door
that led to thc. little veranda and the
dog glided in. His whole frame quiv
ered as he entered thc room, and as ho
caught sight of tho boy be uttered a
little teetering whine that grew until
ho reached the bed. As the boy wound
his arms around the dog's neck the
whine swelled into a cry-not a bark
nor a growl, nor yet a melancholy howl
that a dog Avili do away in thc dark
?t sobbing cry, not uulike that which
came from thc other side of the bod
whore the boy's mother was kneeling
Almost immediately the boy became
calm and sank into a sort of stupor
that was like sleep. When be had
closed bis eyes Baltyne lifted tho old
dog tenderly and put him outside thc
room. At tho door the dog turned hi<
head, looked back nt tho bcd. and ut
tered a low, quivering cry-that was
all.-Cy Worman, in Lippincott's Maga,
zinc.
Tho Trnlidii? of a Snlcs I.ndy.
The business education of shop girls
Is continually stimulated by means ol
lectures given by the buyer, who is thc
real boss. "Try," be says, "to make
your customer take thc goods witt
her, to avoid deliveries, but don't cany
this out too strictly, for if your custom'
er is the right sort it is well to accom
modate her."
"Try to have as few C. O. D. sales nj
possible," is a phrase frequently dinner!
into our ears. "Try to sell hard selling
goods," ls another frequent remark ol
the buyer. Each department is undei
the general supervision of a buyer
who not only buys tho. goods, but alsc
sees that thc girls sell them. At tia
end of the season, if any particular de
partment ls not a success, that depart
ment may be abolished, and the buyei
will bo out of a job. Ho is, therefore,
very anxious to get rid of the goods,
particularly of thc hard selling ones
more anxious, perhaps, than thc firm it
self.-Leslie's Monthly.
A Nickel in an Bec.
Mrs. Fred Kennedy, a young matron,
had a queer experience with an egg a
few evenings ago. Sile was making fl
cake, and when she broke one of thc
eggs into a dish tho contents weni
into the receptacle with a peculiai
"plunk." She investigated and found
a nickel that had boen lu thc egg.
Mrs. Kennedy examined the shel!
and found the secret of the phenome
non. The shell on one side was cracked
open just the width of the coin, ll
was evident that the coin had dropped
into a basket of eggs and had struck
this particular one, making a clean
break Iii the shell. Thc "skin" of thc
egg had brought (he edges of thc frac
ture together again, and the properties
of the white of the egg bad sealed it,
IndiaaapQllB Sentinels
An Idea! Woman's Medicine.
i
So says Mrs. Josie Irwin, of
325 So. College St., Nashville,
Tenn., of Lydia E. Piskham's
Vegetable Compound.
Never in the history of medicine has '
the demand for one particular remedy
for female diseases equalled that at
tained by Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound, and never
during thc lifotimo of this wonderful
medi?me has the demand for it boen
so groat as it is to-day.
From tho Atlantic to tho Pacific,
and throughout thc length and breadth
of this great continent come the glad
tidings of woman's sufferings relieved
by it, and thousands upon thousands
of letters are pouring in from grateful
women saying that it. will and posi
tively does cure tho worst forms of
female complaints.
Mrs. Pinkham invites all wo
roon who aro puzzled about
their health to write her at Lynn,
Mass., for advice. Such corre
spoudonco is soon by women only,
and no charge ls made.
ROYAL INDIGNATION.
"You say the king Is angry with
you?" said one courtier.
"Yea,' answered the other. "He has
threatened to bring proceedings for
lese majest?, simply because I remark
ed, 'The king can do no wrong.' He
says ho wants mo to understand t??at
the king can do anything ho chooses,
right or wrong."-Washington Star.
If you want sport, as a fino art. yon
must seek it in a country which ls too
small or too thickly peopled to lot any
thing happen by accident, even a hen's
egg.-From "The Yellow Van" In tho
May Century.
CAUTIOUS.
Traveler (to beggar)-You ought to
take off your hat.
Deggar-What, and get a cold that
will cost a dollar to cure?-L'Araldo
Italiano.
TWO SlCNALS.
There aro two ?;
serious signals
of kidney illa
Tho first signal
comes from tho
back with nu
merous aches
and pains. Tho
second slgnul
comes In tho
Jkldney . seer? WHSkVQf
tiona, the urluel^
ls thin ami
pole or too
highly colored
and showing
"brick-dust-llko" deposit. Urination ls
Infrequent, too frequent or excessive,
You should heed those danger signals
before chronic complications set In
Diabetes, Dropsy, Bright's Disease.
Take Dean's Klduey Fills In time und
the cure ls simple.
J. F. Wainwright, Oi the firm of
Bones & Wainwright, painters and con
tractors, Pulaski, Yu., says: "Four or
five times a year for the past few yours
I have suffered with severe attacks
of pain lu my back, caused from kidney
trouble. During these spells I was in
such misery from the constant pain
and aching that lt was almost im
possible for me to stoop or straighten,
and lt really seemed ns If the whole
small of my back had given away.
At times I also had dlfllculty with
the kidney secretions, which were dis
colored, irregular and scalding, and I
was also greatly distressed wita head
aches and dizziness. I used a number
of recommended remedies, but 1 neve;
found anything so successsful as
Doan's Kidney Fills. When I heard of
them I had an attack aud procured a
box of them, lu a few days the pain
aud lameness disappeared, the trouble
with the kidney secretions was cor
rected and my system was improved
generally. I have every confidence lu
Doan's Kidney rills."
A FREE TRIAL of this great kidney
medicine which cured Mr. Wainwright
will be mailed to any part of the United
States on application. Address Foster
Mllburn Co.. Buffalo, N. Y. For sale
hy all druggists, price 150 cents per box.
She was. of course, not wholly igno
rant of the peculiarity which makes
our older societies, seen from above,
but a descending scale in parasitism,
and, from below, a Jacob's ladder lean
ing on thc stars.-From "Thc Yellow
Van" in the May Century.
8100 howard. S100.
Tho readers of this paper will bo pleased to
Jcnrn that thoro is at least ono dreaded dls
easo that .iclonco has been able to euro in all
its stages, and that ls Catarrh. Hall's Catarrh
Cure is tho only positivo euro now known to
the medical fratomlty. Catarrh bel?g a con
stitutional disease, requires a constitutional
treatment. Hall's CatarrhCuro Is taken inter
nally, acting directly upon tho blood and mu
cous surfaces of tho systom, thereby destroy
ng tho foundation of tho disease, und giving
tho pationt strength by building up tho con
stitution and assisting naturo in doing it3
work. Tho proprietors havo so much falthia
its curative powers that they offor Ono Hun
dred Dollars for nay case that it fnils to euro.
Bend for list of tostimoalal- Address
F. J. CHENEY & v,o., Toledo, 0.
Sold by Druggists, 75 c.
Hall's Family Tilla aro tho best.
Last year is claimed to have been the
most prosperous ever enjoyed by Canada.
FITS pormanoutly curod.No fits or nervous
neis after first day's uso of Hr. Klluo's Groat
ervollestoror. ff 2 trial bo t tloaud troatiso fros
r. B.U. KLIKE, Ltd., 031 Arch St., Phila.,Pa.
London has over thirty King streets and
the 6ame number of Queen streets or road?.
Mrs.Winslow's SoothlngSyrup for ohlldrea I
toothing.eoftoa tho gums, reducos inflamma \
t lon, al i ays pain, cu rcs vrlud colic. 2 j j. abottla !
It has often happened chat cables have I
boen destroyed by submarine earthquakes. I
JUNE TINT BUTTEII COLOR makes top
of thc market butter.
With some people fulling in love is large
ly a matter of habit.
Piso's Cur? for Consumption ls aa iafalllblo
medicino for coughs aud colds.-N. W.
tiAUU?L, Oooaa Provo, N. J., Fob, 17,11)00.
Whoa a man has sors fegt it ii hard for
aha te ataalon iy> .?(guity\ -.
4
A VALUABLE REFERENCE DIRECTORY.
Below are given some of the leading financial, manufacturing, whole
sale and retail firms of Atlanta, Ga. Kindly cut this out and savo lt. as lt
will not appear again. Write them for prices or catalogues of anything in
their respective lines and you will receive the best possible attention. As
to reliability of the firms below they respectfully refer to all the mercantile
agencies. When in need of any kind or information write either firm and
it will be cheerfully given, and remember that either establishment is always
"at home" to a visitor.
DAVIS & FREEMAN, JEWELERS. ?0'??t,-p-8tovw,"*BwM 47 Wh,tehaU
Send
KM TM H H FR Pictures and Plcturo Framing. Photo. Artints'and Pyography Supplies. Ulick
.lil. I UH nun, enid erf er Typewriter?. 100 page catalogue freo. *
PHILLIPS & CREW 00.
Pianos. Organs; everything known In Music: tho wondorful Victor
Talking Machino; send ror catalogue. 37-30 Peachtree stroet.
ALLEN-MILES COMPANY.
ATLANTA PHONOGRAPH CG.
Jlides, Tallow, Loather,
building._
HMM Collars and Harness. Allen-Miles
Largest stock Moulded llccordH.
street.
Mell orders, tt Prac ht reo
ATLANTA AGRICULTURAL WORKS, ggj^ Jgtta?^
Implo
TRIfl ?TCAM I fl ll ll ? RY will jlvo employment to n young man in every town. Wrltcforpar
I?HU 01 CW Bl L?UWlBI tlanlars. 115 Mariotta street,
mP?RI C PIAMD Rf! M ? & 9 V Manufacturers of the celohri'tod Conover. Cabio and Klngs
ufluLu nanu UUtaTAHI. bury Pianos and world-ronownod Chicago Cottngo Organs
Largest manufacturers oj Pianos and Organa In thc world. W-Vi Whitohall street.
Book, Oataloguo, Newspaper Printer*. Operat:ng T Inotypo Ma
chines. Composition for tho Trade. Publishers \nnlo Deunis
Cook Book. Sold by agenta. Send 11.00 for book ?nd terms to agents. 37 T.. fluntor St.. Atlanta,
MUTUAL PUBLISHING 80.
ng U U fJBPPN'? ?.fltH Dropsy Cured. Olvos quick relief. Removes all swelling In 8
Url. fl. ri. UnCLU O #Un?. to SO days ; permanent ouro 00 to 00 days. Trial treatment free.
Box 5, Atlanta, Qa.
BROWN ICATLETT FM?URE GO. g??i?S
pets, Bugs,
Parlor nnd Red lloom
ito Homo Furnishers. .
Hall Furniture, Chiffoniers, Sideboards, Oar
J. K. ORR SHOE C3.-Wear Red Sea! Shoos.
HAGAN BROS D?* ^rnnninc,urcrfl ot Rc<* y-?ck Ginger Ale and Saraparilla Brew. Writ?
DUii MACHINERY fil^SgSSKS
and Supplies. Correspondence Imvltod.
Atlanta, Ga. Steam Engines and Bellera, Gas
rcshers, Sow Mills, Grist Mills, Kn rm Machinery
SAVE YOUR HORSE ANO YOUR MONEY.
The Lankford Patent Ilorse Collar is guaranteed to cure
and prevent galls and sore shoulders, lt is the only satis
factory cotton collar on the market, because it is filie I with
clean lint cotton, curled by a secret process. The c ?verlng
is of best 10-ounce duck with leather bearings. Ali good
dealers sell the Lankford. The price ls 75c-about half
what you pay for the cheapest leather collar.
If your dealer has not thc genuine Lankford collar
send to us.
COUCH BROS. and J. J..EGAN CO.,
Atlanta, Ga., and Memphis, Tenn.
We take our choice corned beef, c 30k it nnd season
it-all done by experts-belter than is possible at
home. When just rieht we put it in caus to keep
5 it ri(fht until you want it.
Keep It in the house for cmeri?enciei--for suppers, for sandwiches-for .any time when
you want something good and want it quick. Simply turn a key and tho can is open. An
appetizing lunch is ready in an instant.
Libby, McNeill &. Libby, Chicago. 8t#?M^3&
Hypothetical Questions.
Somebody has defined a hypothetical
question, a favorite legal device for
confusing witnesses, as "two hundred
words of technical dictionary tied up
in a bow-knot." Others besides law
yers can tie such knots, however.
Sometimes a harassing cross-examiner
finds himself entangled. A correspond
_enL??Jhe New York World jsays that
on a train from an Interior county se?t7
crowded with lawyers, witnesses, jur
ors and litigants, a sedate looking
man approached a young attorney
from Syracuse.
"I am one of the talesmen you
pitched into pretty hard yesterday,"
the man said, as an introduction, "and
I have been a little curious about you
ever since."
The passengers were all interested,
and the sedate man continued:
"You seem to be a person of supe
rior intelligence, and there are one or
two little rdatters I want to ask you
about. Now, if I were to say to 3'ou
that the three faces which include a
triedal angle of a prism are equal in
all their parts to the three faces
which include a triedal angle of a
second prism, each to each, and aro
similarly placed In all their parts,
what would you undertsand by it?"
"Why, really, sir-um-er-"
"Don't mean to tell me you're
stumped by a little one like that? Well,
never mind, here's something easier.
If. I were to suggest to you that a
certain object is a polyhedron ip which
two of the faces are polygons, equal
in all their parts and having their ho
mologous sides parallel, what would be
tho impression conveyed to your
mind?"
"Well, the subject-er-is-er-one
I've never looked Into deeply!" gasped
the young lawyer.
"Mean to own up that you wouldn't
know it was Just a plain everyday
prism? I've got a boy who isn't
through high school yet, and he could
have answered thoso questions with
out stopping,to think. I feel better
now."
WOMAN'S WAY.
Mabel-Let me tie your necktie
daddie.
Daddie (who has been there before)
-Certainly, my dear. What is it this
time-a new hat or a motor-car?
Pick-Me-TJp.
Here was that high-bred assurance
of self of those who have never known
the shock of a cross word, and who
are as free from a sense of bonds as
any creature of philosophic anarchy.
From "The Yellow Van" in the No
vember Century.
" I first used Ayer's Sarsaparilla
in the fall of 1848. Since then I
have taken lt every spring as a
blood - purify in g and nerve
strengthening medicine."
S. T. Jones, Wichita, Kans.
If you feel run down,
are easily tired, if your
nerves are weak and your
blood is thin, then begin
to take the good old stand
ard family medicine,
Ayer's Sarsaparilla.
It's a regular nerve
lifter, a perfect blood
builder. $1.00 a bottle. AK drotflsts.
Ask your doctor what ho thinks of Ayer e
Sarsaparilla. Ho knows all about t his grand
old family medicino. FoUow bli i.dvlcoana
wo will bo satisfied. ,_ ,, ....
BR CO,, T.owoll, Mau.
UNION MADE
KV. L. Douglas makou and self?
moro men's Coodyaar Welt (Hand?
Sawed Process) shoes than any otho*
manufacturo!' in She world.
$25,000 REWARD
will bo paid to anyone who
can disprovo luis statement.
Because W. L. Doughis
istholnrgestinanufnrturcr
ho can buy cheaper and
produce- his shoes at a
lower cost than other con
cerns, which enables him
to sell shoes for $3.80 and
$3.00 equal in every
way to thoso sold else
where for Si and .$5.00.
Tho Douala* secret pro
cess of tannins tho bottom soles produces abso
lutely puro leather ; more flexible and will wear
longer that uy other t.annn?o In tho world.
Tho G0I03 havo moro than doublod thc pnat four
!82?^7?"SP Proves Its superiority. Why not
give w. L. Douzlas shoes atrial and eave monoy.
Notice Increase /ivj3 Sales: as,Soa,HM:t,si
la linaine**! UMB Sales: i*r,,o-? -. ,:> 10,00
A pain of S2, S SO, 4 ."iO. 7 O In Four Years.
VV. L. DOUGLAS S4.CO CILT EDCE LINE.
Worth S6.00 Compared with Other Makes.
Thc best imported wwi American leathern, H cul'a
Patent Calf, Enamel, BJX Calf, Calf. Vici Kid, Corona
Colt, and National Kangaroo. Fast Color Eyelets.
f?ailtinn ? The genuine havo W. L. DOUGLAS
UuUUUil i name and price stamped on bottom.
, Shots bu mail, tie. extra. Jllu;. Catalo?/rec.
V.\ L. BOrGLAS, UROCKTOV, MANS.
& ?lier's Rapo
p rcs Rich,
KT ?on
food o
0 a .
FAR5V3
SPELTZ
^"hntlsltl
. Calnlop
tclir.
SALZER'S SEEDS IIEVER FAILf
1,000,000 Sustesrs
ProO?eSt record of any ecedunan on carib
and yet wu aro rencLliiRout for moro. Wo
desiro, by July Ht, tXvflW moro aud boneo
tlUs unprecedented offer.
St 0.00 -fof iOCa
Wo will mail uror*receipt of Toe. In 6tamya
our irreat catalogue, worth "5100.00 to ai. y
wide awake farmer or carden*- tc
. Kcthcrwlth many farm seed wm pies.
KToosinto, Beardless Harley, Ri-cmui.
llapa,ctc.,cie.,po?Itlv?ly worths
$10.00 to cet a Mart with, jiL
loc to ?^r?^?3a^?SSSS^Sm<i at onceT
? M T ?? Ri "Men and women to work
, ? at homo and earn money
during spare hours, i?o canvassing'. Ko so
liciting. Any ono eau do lt. Writ? at ono* for
pw special Irte oflor for Bhort tim? only. LIN
>EEN&<;OOK, 317 West 12.1th Strait. New York.
SK
UUKto nntHL ALI. tlSE FAILS.
Best Cough 8yrup. Tantos Good. TJeo |
In limo. Sold by (?ruaKlata.