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THE
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Cashier.
EDGEFIELD, S. C.. WEDNESDAY. APRIL 8. 1903.
NO 15
t AN ?NCOMTIOrl
t
A STORY OF Ti
"May I come ia, Major?"
"Who is it? What-you Curtis? Come
right in, my boy. You're just in time
for my taps pipe." \
Burke sank into thc wicker chair
the Major pushed toward him, a\d
slowly filled his pipe from the profAj
fered jar.
"Major Wright," said he, at last, T
want to leave the pest."
The oki gentleman looked up quick
ly. "Leave the nost, man? Why. what
for?"
The young o acer arose and stood
in front of- thc commandant.
"You've been more than ~a friend
and kind ?omma?dcr to me, sir, and
I come tq/you to ask* this favor."
"You cjJiti right io come to me.
What's t/hc troulile. my boy?"
Yeasm ago, when he was a young
L.'ster, *je had |ove? ^e boy's mother,
^j^*-d **hen her son had come from the
?jt" he had tried to bc more than
fad commander and a friend to
It was with thc solicitude of
Father for his son that bc asked:
""^Curtis, my dear 'joy, what is thc
patter? I thought you were content
here, and you've made an ' man
feel like living; but now tei. e,
what's on your mind?" and he rctcd
his hand on Burke's shoulder.
The lieutenant walked up and down
the ' room twice before he began.
"Margaret-"
"I 'hought so." broke in the Major;
"I t. night it was th? little flirt."
"H , no. sir; not that, lt isn't her
fault ' and Burke sank into his seat
agai^and hid his face in his hands.
?'It'sa^obinson."
Thi other man recalled an episode
in bi^; own youth as he gazed at the
boy^c loved.
"I^jor, listen; I'll tell you all.
You're the best friend I have on
earth, and you will understand. Yo
know Margaret and I were -
tffr good
nearly li y ea r. Weil,
when Robinson became sick at Fort
Leavenworth and was exchanged to
this post, you know how glad I was;'
for Ed was my chum and classmate,
you know. Well, he hadn't, been here
long when I saw how it was. Ho was
trying to win Margaret."
"Not he, your best friend?"
"Friend! A true friend doesn't
steal away thc girl you love. I saw
this a month ago, and didn't say a
word to Margaret or to him. Finally.
Peggy"-he half smiled-"I mean Mar
garet, began to like him; so
I went to her. Major, and rel
her from every obligation she
toward mc."
The old man nodded musingly
"And ?he told me she didn't lo
""y, jatTiri?! Tuish?^did love_Ed
inson," Burke went on; "but - -
flatly denied that he had ever told her
his feelings, cr tried to prejudice her
against mc iu the least. She wanted
to defend him, you know. So. Major.
I've thought ?L all over, and I've
come to you to ask if I can't leave
thc post. I can't stay hore and see
her-" His voice half broke as he
hid his ff.ee in his hands.
"Not tonight, my boy. Stay-"
"No sir," insisted tho yorngcr man.
"You'd better take mar. with you."
"No, sir, I want to be alone. And
now, good-by, dear sir. You've al
ways been so good! You sjem like
a father. You know minc died when
I was so young I never knew how it
felt to have one."
A half hour later a horseman left
the post by the west stockade gat?.
He rode at a walk with his chin on his
breast, and seemed oblivious to every
thing. The cool mountain breeze sang
softly to the tall grass as each blade
bent its head to hear the music. The
blue hemisphere above glistened with'
a thousand eyes, which with their
merry twinkle tried to mcke the man
forget his sorrow, but on he rode.
Burke's was not the only note of dis
cord; for if he had noticed the north
west sky, he would have s:en the re
flection of many fires, and had he lis
tened attentively he would have lie ard
tho weird notes of an Indian song and
the beat of mauy dancing fcot But -cn
'he rode, and as the'morning sun faint
ly tinted the mist high up cm the moun
tains, he entered the foot hills and was
lost to view.
That morning, as the major 're
turned from guard mount, a girlish
voice called to him from thc balcony
of the post surgeon's house:
"Major, I want to see you. Come
over, do."
The commandant bit his lip as he
turned and saw Margaret.
"Come, that's a dear. I want to
ask you something;" and as th? major
went up the stoop: "Where's Curtis?"
"You ought to know. Margaret."
"I? I haven't the least idea." an
swered the girl, witii eyes wide open.
"You don't know what you've done,
little girl. You've sent the best man
in the world away from you."
"Curtis gone!"
"He left last night. You know.
Margaret, how close Curtis and I are
to each other, and he told nie all."
"But, major, what-"
"I don't come as an envoy from
iiim, my dear. All I have to say to
you is that Curtis is thc best boy that
ever breathed, and that you've lost
him. Good by, little' girl. I once
heard of a case similar to this, and1
but never mind, you've done your
best, no doubt."
After the major left her, Margaret
sat for a long tine simply repeating
to herself. "Curtr, gone! gone!" And
then she set to thinking over their
friendship; how much he had really
been to her, and now good, and brave,
and kind. She had really loved him
once, she thought to herself; and she
knew in her heart of hearts that he
loved her, and loved h';r yet-and now
lie was gone, and what had he left?
The door of thc officers' moss
?openc.!, and a man came out ^on the
piazza and waved a tennis racquet,
She did not see him-, nor did she no
tice him at all until he spoke her
name next h^r. Thin she rose sud
"The same, Miss'Margaret. Why, I
must have frightened you, you said
.You!' in such" a tragic way. Just
the Camille we saw. at Tabor's
like
?AL^ SURRENDER.
IE FRONTIER.
*? %%>%'%'%'%<% 5t^*?
last month in Denver. But woL't you
come and play tennis?"
"Mr. Robinson, Curtis Burke has
left the post."
"Curtis gone!"
That was just what she had said to
herself a hundred times during the
iast minute.
^NYes," she answered.
"\W?"
"I shmt him away."
"iVinlrgaret, did you send him away
on? my account?" And he looked
?Straight into her eyes. He thought
she was his, for her eyes reflected his
glance for a moment; then she shrank
back.
"I did not send I.ini ?way, Mr. Rob
inson. You drove bim away."
"I?"
"You did, and I hate you for it."
"And you love him?" he asked,
breathlessly.
"I do, Mr. Robinson, and wo aro
your enemies after this;" and s?;c
swept into the house.
Robinson hardly realized that he had
left her veranda as he walked across
the parade ground and sank into, a
chair in his own quarters.
That afternoon, as the major passed
the surgeon"s house, he saw .Margaret
on the stoop again.
"What are you doing. Margaret?"
"Why. major?" she asked, sadly.
"If you don't stop, every officer in
the regiment, will bo leaving the post."
"Mr. Robinson-" . ;
"Left about ten minutes ago by the
west gate."
* * * ? * ?, ? *
A great rapping came at the ma
jor's door, and a harried cad: "Ma
jor! Major Wright, quick, let mc In!"
Thc major had been sle.ping sound
ly, but awoke suddenly and hurried
to^m^du^jr^^W^
"It's mc-Mad aughlin."
"What's the mat ter, sergeant?"
"Major, Black Snake and Iiis band
arc oft thc reservation."
"What?"
"Sure, they've been dancing for the
last two days, and this afternoon the
Snake and about-fifty bad reds toidi
to the trail They looted the agency
and half kiilrd Scott." The sergeant
gasped out each word, bc was so
winded a: excited.
"Which way did they go?" asked
the major. He had gone back into
his room and was hurriedly dressing.
their quarters.
I and thc call was taken up Uj
I trumpeter of each troop. In shadowy
{ squadrons they formed in on the par
( adc ground, and in a moment they were
gone through the west, gate, with t he
Major at their head, pounding out into
the darkness.
********
For a day Curtis Burke had been
in the mountains, alone with his
memory and his ri fie. The keen joys
of a good killing made him fe:l the
more like facing the world again, and
lhere was something of lightness in his
heart as he descended the trail through
the Stage Coach Tass and came into
thc foothills. He had ridden hard for
the last hour. A spring attracted Iiis
notice to the right, so he said, ualf to
himself and half to thc pony, "Let's
take a drink." He swung off, and to
gether man and beast drank from the
same pool. He rose and stretched.
"Well, Roxy, do you want to rest?
Shall I cinch off?"
As he spoke, a rifle cracked near
him. .He turned quickly as a bullet
sang over his hat. Beyond his pony's
back he saw a haze of smoke rising,
and through it a figure crouching. Ilia
. revol ver **wos out at once, and a yell
followed his shot.
"Indians, Ly Jove!" lie was on
Roxy's back in a moment, as the echo
of' his would-be-assassin's yell echoed
.down the gulch.
Up tho trail ho sped. "There's only
one place for us, Roxy, and that's thc
Caldron The reds must have jumped
thc reservation. I'll "have to hide you,
pet, in thc bushes; then, if cartridges
hold out, we can keep them off a
while. Curse them, they're coming!
Yell, you devils! Split your throats'
There, Roxy, you stay there and don't
make a nols?, or you'll be wearing
another brand at rounding up time,
Good-by. old girl," and he crawled in
to a natural hollow on the top of thc
hill. Below him he could see the In
dians breaking cover. They had left
the trail and their ponies, and har]
formed in a half-circle and were crawl
ing up.
The Caldron was without covet
within a radius of two hundred yards
not even a boulder. Burke unstrapped
his belt and loaded the magazine of hi.1
Winchester. He then took his Coi
from the holster and laid it beside tin
belt.
"That'll be of use when we ge
thick," he murmured, and ho poppet
over the rim of the hollow and re
ceived a salute of yells and whizzinf
balls.
"You're wild, friends. I am afrah
you're loaded with Scott's worst tan
glefoot, instead of your rifles with hi
best powder." Every period of thes
sentences was punctuated by a pull 01
the trigger of his gun am! a snap of th'
lever.
"I cnn hold out for some time, am
then when we dose in-there, Snake
that's for you-you're a mean one
you are. and I am glad-I knocked.yoi
down last month! You gj to the rea
and nurse that arm, young man. am
londshrdl ushrdl ushrd] nshrdlushrdl
don't."-bang!- "lead"--bang!-"a n ;
more war parties"-bang!
A sudden redoubling vt che yellini
far to his left caused Burke to tur:
suddenly. The sound of a falling roe
sv.-erved him around with the ejaculn
tion, "Surrounded, by God!" He glauc
Sd*through the sights on tho burrel an
started at what he-brought into range
a gun barrel, and behind that an ey<
I and that eye ulonging to his woret
I enemy, Robinson.
His heart seemed to beat a hundred
times before he dropped the stock of
his gun.
"Get in here. Ed. for Heaven's sake,
and thank God you're here! I don't
mean that I want you to be killed,
but two Winchesters arc better than
one, even if-look out, man, down!
They're getting thc range. Lay there
till you get your wind." .
"How in thc "world!"
"Shut up; don't talk. You'll have to
take.my place in a little while!" Ho
peened over the edge and fired three
times.
Robinson wan beside him now. and
alternately they singled out their man
and iel drive. Between thc shots they
talked.
"How did you get hero, Curtis?"
"Been after goats."
"You left suddenly."
"Yep; but what the dickens are you
doing here?"
"Shooting Indians;" and Robinson
smiled through the grime on his face.
"I left, Ed, because Margaret had
"I know; that's why I'm here.
Curt."
"Did you leave because you thought
Pcggy'd sent me away."
"Yep."
"I lit out for your sake, Ed;" and
on tho edge of that little hollow on
the hilltop thc two men shook hands.
Below, the reds had ceased firing for
the moment, and all was still as
death.
"Whatever happens, Curt, we're
herc t'o stay together-"
"Till death," answered Curtis.
A report rang out near them, and
Rollinson fell backward.
"I'm hit. Curt." he said, quickly.
"Oh. Lord!-where?" A red spot on
lu's shoulder showed thc place.
Burke peeped over the rim. Five In
dians had tried a Hank move, and his
ready i-illc- just stopped them.
"I'm donn for, old chap." Robinson j
crawled back and lay down on his
face. 'v .
, "Nonsense!' said Burke. "You're
(".7rfr**fisivbad; I tell you what.
Put mc on' tlierT!n^l^^ro as j
long as I can, and you get oA*^*'
ramose." ""V
"And leave you herc? Not much."
"But I'll die, anyhow. It doesn't
matter how."
Curtis i urned suddenly. "I have it.
.My pony is right down here. I'll carry
you down to her, and you get on and
under cover of my fire ride!"
"And leave you here? Not much."
Robinson repeated Burke's refusal.
"Come on, I'll carry you. Ed."
"It can't l;e done. Curt!"
"I nok-they're coming! Get up
" - - "?? was
ililli . ..
"Now is our time, Ed!'' exclaimed
Burke. "I'll carry you!"
Robinson, reached out his hand and
grasped Burke's Colt". He placed it to
his own head.
A sorrel'tpot showed itself in the
sight, of Burke's rifle, and a wild neigh
answered his shot. He kicked fhe re
volver from Robinson's hand with.
"You fool, I've killed ilic pony and
we're both herc for good!"
********
Colors had just been sounded, and
the fiag came lazily down to the boom
of the Major's favorite ten-pounder.
Over in the shade of the wind break a
hammock was stretched. A thin man
lay in it, and beside him sat three
persons. Thc girl who was fanning him
half crooned a bit of a cradle song as
she swayed the hammock. A young of
ficer with hit- arm in a sling was play
ing ch"ss with an elderly gentleman
with a major's leaf on his collar. Thc
(.?anio suddenly ended and the Major
sat. back.
"Peggy, when arc you going to
nerve yourr.-clf up to a proposal?"
Thc Kiri fanned the thin man in the
hammock violently..
"I don't know," shc's&id blushing.
"Why. 1 brought him back to you,
and you ought to claim him. Hadn't,
she. Robinson?"
"She had. indeed, Major. Margaret,
go on. We'll coach you. I know just
what to say. I've done it before; but
I hope you'll bave better luck than I."
Under his breath the Major repeated
the hope, but he said aloud:
"Peggy, go on."
Tlie girl hesitated a moment.
"Curtis," rho commenced. Thc thin
man sat up in tho hammock.
' Margaret, will you take what's left
cf me?"
"Yes, Curtis."
"And I'll be chief mourner," said
Robinson.
"And as commandant of one of tho
divisions engaged," said the Major, "I
order an unconditional surrender."
New York* News.'
Diamonds and Rubies Float.
"We lloait diamonds and rubies now
to prove their genuineness," said the
jeweler.
"Float diamonds and rubies! What
aro you saying? Gems won't float,"
expostulated thc patron.
"Oh. but they will in some media."
the jeweler insisted. "A chemist," he
weat on "has composed and bottled
and put on the market certain harmless
acids that will test gems accurately.
Look here."
He poured from a vial into a bowl a
colorless fluid. Then ne unwrapped;a
black velvet 'cloth, and a handful of
beautiful, unmounted diamonds wore
displayed. One'Of these he dropped inte
the bowl, ami it floated like a piece ol
cork. '..
"Seo that?" bc said. "That is a posi
tive proof that this diamond is genu
ine. H re, now," and hr? took out ol
his pockel another brilliant-"here is
a French paste stone. Watch ii sink.'
He dropped the antificla] diamond in
to the bowl, and it plumped down tc
the bottom like a lump of lead.
"1 have." concluded the jew 1er, "il
half-doxen of these vials, each a test
for its own particular stone. That blu<
vial tests the ruby; the. purple om
beside it tests the sapphira; the yellow
one tlie pearl, and an-! so(on down tin
line."-Philadelphia Record. . . ..
Honorable Joseph Hedges Choate, Arr
OHO of ..he famous hoys of Salem,J
jollied the har in Massachusetts in I83o
was one of lim committee ot seventy th
and ho lalor served .his adopter! Staten
Volition cf 1S1I4. Ile is one of thc '.'oren
high muong our celebrated public speak
tradition of the post li" now occupies.->
j FANTASTIC jj
i FOOTGEAR. I
J Worn by the Sultan, Dattos f
J end OU13.-5 of the Moro r
3 Ts..{
Y ?' TT 1IE Moro .Sultan, datto, rajah
and slave may lie devoid of
ingenuity, care, shanie, gon
g tleninnly liistincts,thrift, sense
lO^honor and thc like, writes a i'liilip
pIueTprre-spondcnt of the Shoe Trade
Journal,l'ul "*? ifi certainly well np In
what he otTht t" pul ?"< his foot He
may noe care^M11*" !l!,,,?,t his shoul
ders ;is these ofte,.?" bare. His head
is often exposed aii(l'?i7Jeg,sTreoiieiit
Iy free from llicilinbrniicos. Jflt'U^i.
feet are quite offen as well protected '
011 the bottoms ns the feet of thc Amer
ican.
I saw a number of Instances In which
the Moro protected the soles of his feet
-.??ii M shingle-like piece of wood fixed
and thus sustain the piece at thc bot
I 'toni of the foot securely. .There is a
! like piece, wider, over the lower-part
j of ,the foot. With this affair lixcd'to
1 the sole of the fool the native is able
1 to go almost anywhere without damag
, lng flip Joel very, tillich.
Another type of shoe is shown in Fig
ure 2, consisting ot a solid piece of
?wood cut down to right proportions
and gradually liol lowed out by a pro
cess of gouging with inferior-tools.
? The Moro devotes considerable taste
to the making of protecting devices for
j the shins. lhere are always some of
the.trilies at war willi one another, and
the warriors of the different tribes
wear armors of leather, caribou horn.
. brass and other mehi I; helmet* for tho
I head of wood and metal, and. in muli
; tion, metal and wood protect ?OM Tor the
i ankhs such as shown in Figures ?J and
4. The first is a wood interior made
, up with .1 shell trimming. The shells
' are sometimes cemented on, and sonie
( times riveted With lillie metal pins.
In Figure -I the contrivance is more
i like a legging than anything1 else. Ir
, is made of several sorts?f native mate
rial. The best kinds are those made
i from skins. The lacing is some of the
< gut properly dried and twisted so as to
make very tough and lasting lacing.
In Figure.;' is a sketch of one of the
Moro shoemciis knives used In various
1 lines of shoe and leather .operations.
I It is a very stout-hladetl affair, ofteii
j with the butt of the blade .quito stocky
and strong. The edge of the blade is
kept sharp and clear, and the point in
proper order for quick service. These
knives arc considered.relics'By visitors
to the island, and loar?ais' purchase
them and send them homo.
In Figure tl ls *nr d-ci.wjng of one of
the foot rigs, of 'si 'Sultan. .There fs *n
sole piece, consisting of if-pieco of close
grained rcdw.I. This is worked by
hand tools ujnil il is given the proper
form to make "a c?m^nrluide adjust
ment to tho foot. Then an artistic
style of ribbon or strap with buckle is
passed up and over as shown. Some
times this strap over the foot contains
irrtlsHc/designs. Qfteh the pa Herns
are worked out willi little pi?ces of cob
tired glass or bits of metal. The feat
ure, however, is fhe brilliancy of thc
gem used in the ring placed over ont
of tho protruding toes.
Thc Morn artists have already taken
American-made shoos in hand, ur?}
they lune endeavored In Morofz? their
by applying the necessary coating ol
colors. .- r
Figure 7 is a sketch of one of thc
icricnn Ambassador to Great Britain,
lass., and a graduate nf Harvard. Ile
and sei fled in New York in 185(5. Ho
at drove-Tw-o.cd out of office into jail,
s President of tho Constitutional Cou
r.ost lawyers, pf his time, and ranks
.'i's. Ho has ably upheld the great
rational .Magazine.
Shoes thus painted by 1 ho hands ol' tho
Moro shoe artist.' It will gi-v.e one an
idea..oX^tJio direction In which tho av
erage Moro niliid runs .when it comes
to patterns for -the surfaces of foot
wear, a .
Every dat to owns slave's. In fact,
every one seemed to me to belong to
some dat to. Thc chief authority the
datto seemed to nie to possess over his
tribe of men, women, boys and girls
was that of kicking them gently ns oc
casion arose. Any transgression of tho
datto house rule meant a kick. Thus
some of the dattos and their assistants
have horns fixed to the too tops, as in
Figure 8.
Sra Anemona Whipped n Crab.
The sea anemone is the last animal
on sea or land that one would pick as a
lighter; but a certain blue crab in tho
New York Aquarium knows that he ls.
A La t^ejJbe tween tl;.- liu'!i!::ig ancmoi.o
'?T?'il atliie^fi^:ab was described by
L. P.. Spencer, wnfehns charge of tho
Aquarium laboratory.
"I was feeding the anemo?h,a.fair
sized brown specimen," said Mr.
Spencer, "with bits of chopped" clam
from a long stick. The crab, not con
OF THE MUK?S.
choice morsel from it* mouth.
"Then a funny thing happonoil. Ful
ly .thirty small threadlike cods shot
out from near tho anemone's mouth,
star iking thc crab on all sides. These
threads an- said to have stinging pow
ers equal to a nettle.
"Instantly the crab doubled up in ap-1
parent pain and started round- that i
glass tank like all possessed. After j
numerous tunis hu approached again, I
a'ncl this time thu anemone stung him
hard, for after a turn or two he turned
over on * his back and wagged his
ll il fliers feebly.
"lt was some lime before ho recov
ered. I tell you that crab has not been'
within hailing distance ol' the brown
anomono since."-New York Mull and
Expr .'SS.
Sioux Medicine.
Those who go to thu Museum of tin
University of Pennsylvania will nov"
lind on exhibition a single hoop, four
sticks and :> b: ?"- of tobacco. These
simple objects meaning little to tts, ye/
SIOUX COSTUnTNO STICKS AND Hoop.
mean a great deal tn the Sioux Indian
Tliej* are ihe conjurer's houp, and i'
Will be observed lll.'lt Kl ell ipili rief ii
painted a different color and so is cact
stick.
When a Sioux falls sick thc eon
jurer is sent for, thc hoops and siidi
are so arranged ll lion thu leper i!uot
as to orientate willi thc points of tlx
compass. A simple song, "he and c.
he-e; she and ce." are repealed ovel
and over again, filially Hu; hoop ?UK
slicks are removed and taken to sunn
[far-off lonely eminence. Thc furthei
and lonelier thu greater thu ellicicncy
Few hills in thc Sioux country nit
without remains of thc conjurer's hoop
RETRIBUTION.
Poor old horse ! Ile hns to do
lust, what wo humnna tull him to !
fruo sympathy his voes provoke;
H hon llrst ho starts In Ufo, ho's broko.
[fu plods ru bbl, this way and that;
[Io's foi cod to wear a funny lint.
(To has no chanco to choosu his sup.
Ho 1ms ty sleep whllo standing up.
Ami when wo bi} ods souk Ibo track
Alni bot; and 'reft of coln go back,
Unmoved, tho f-tccd beholds our plight
Aud says, in horso-tulk, "fiOrvoa you right."
-Washington Star.
HUMOROUS.
"She has* buried three husbands.'
"Yes; I heard her say that she had a
lot in thc coniotory." .
La Mott-Is the young man who is
going to play a finished musician? La
Moyne-No; but he will bc if I can
lind a brick handy.
Sunday School Teacher-Now, cen
liiy ono tell mc who made the Milky
Wuj .' Tommy-It was thc cow that
ju m lied over thc moon.
Mr. brown-Yes, Slader ls passion
ately fend of horses, but ho loves his
..vile, too. Mrs. Hrown-Ho loves
?mything he can drive.
Wifig-The average Englishman is
slow lo s jo a joke. Isn't he? Wagg
fes; iio believes that he laughs best
who laughs the next day.
She-Why do you suppose they have
all thc telephone wires so high in the
air.' ile-Oh. that is so they can keep
up the. conversai ion, I suppose.
"Hello:" the first (loaf mute's lin
ders signalled rapidly, "nid you get
Lhut job aa office boy?" "No," replied
thc other, "tho man sid bc didn't think
I'd answer."
Sharpe (describing amazons)-Ima
gine a great army of women and their
leader'calling: "Kail in!" Wheal ton
H'm! If it was an array*ol women I
guess they'd 'Tall out."
S?llen.?-Prosperity has ruined
rptite as many mon as adversity. Cyn
Icus-Possibly; but most of us would
prefer to take the former course if wo
aro to bc ruined at all.
Blobbs-Tho vermiform appendix
seems to 'oe thc one thing in the world
that Is absolutely useless. Slobbs
Useless? Why it has kept lots of doc
tors from starving to death.
Nell-Mrs. Rittcnhousc Squccr says
tier husband was a perfect nobody
when she married him. Belle-And
now? Nell-Oh, now he is Mrs. Rit
icnhousc Squeor's husband.
Baeklotz-Yon don't mean to say
this is thc Prst you've heard of it?
Subbubs-Yes. Bflbklotz-Why, Its
ihe talk of tho neighborhood. Sub
bfrsr-Ycs; my wife is away on a vis
it. " '^V
.*-*?- ?>inrn
clllU in- -
(in surprise) -You don't, mean to say
you ride in a carriage? Dusty Dennis
-No, mum;'a patrol wagon.
Tvv%t-I should think you'd be
afraid lo write in your novels of things
you don't know thc first 'bins' about.
JiUuC-My itefcs-l?oy, don't you know
that thc people who read my books
don't know oven as much as that?
Lad..-Aren't you the poor man to
whom I gave a piece of my cake tho
other day? Tramp-No'm; dat wuz
me twin brudder lilli. He croaked dc
next day after eatin' dat cake-, an' I
fought mebby you'd gimme a quarter
to help ereckt a marble shaft to his
mem'ty.
Mother-Have you any waterproof
boots for a boy? Salesman-We have
waterproof boots, ma'am; but they are
not for boys. Mother-Why don't you
have some for boys? Salesman
When somebody has invented a boot,
that hus. no opening for tho foot to
get into it, wc may hope for boy's wat
erproof boots, not. before.
Mutiny Veterans at Delhi.
When all the others have iong been
In their places, a small band of men,
composed in about equal poroprtions
of Europeans, Eurasians and natives,
! all well stricken In years and some
i visibly bowed down under their
weight, gray haired and white beard
ed, march up the arena from the cere
monial entrance. They would fain
make such a show of military align
ment and soldier-like precision of
step as thc Infirmities of age allow,
but in many eases the attempt is be
yond their powers. Of thc Europeans,
sonic are in plain mufti, some in uni
forms long since discarded, an-: tarn
ished and faded. in the con. e of
years, while several aro wearing tho
uniforms nf their civil and military
employment. The natives clearly be
long mainly to thc humbler elapses, for
their long, flowing garments arc plain
and unadorned. But, moro superbly
than in shining raiment or in lustre
of gold and 'silver, those men are
clothed in tho glory of as splendid
memories as the records of our Em
pire can boast. They are Mutiny vet
erans, about f?00 altogether; remnants
of those slender isolated forces of
stout-hearted Britons and loyal na
tives who, -15 years ago, held India
for the empire on the Ridge of Delhi,
in thc residency at Lucknow, and on
many another bloody Qeid.-London
Times.
A Dog's Long Jcurney.
Th?? other day McClellan McCord,
of Abeona, accompanied by his son.
went to Lewiston by trai l to enjoy a
rabbit hunt. With thom they took
! what they had been led rn believe was
'a fir.-:-el-;ss rabbit dog, bul as scon
as tho eba in was removed from hrs
neck he took to his he- is in thc direc
tion of Altoona. Pat!' .;. and son fin
' Islied the day's hunt with normal sue
? cess, returning heme -'?t night with lit
i Ile hopes of ever seeing thc dog again.
? Two dv.ys later ho walked in and took
i hi? accustomed place beneath thc
! kitchen rtove. Thc di.-tance from
j T.ewr '<." b> Altoona is 71 miles.-Ty
rone Times.
Electricity is the motive force em
nloved on 1623 miles of rail in Italy
Wagons.
Buggies.
Large Shipments of thc best makes of wagons and buggies just
received. Our stuck of furniture, housefurnishings is com
plete. Large stock
: always on band. All calis for our Hearse promptly responded i
to. All gui,ds sold un a small margin of profit. Call to see me,
I will save you money.
G. P. COBB, Johnston, S. C.
The Artist's Favorite
atchless
Unsurpassed in touch, tune, wurkmauship and dura
bility. Sold on
Terms of Easy Payment.
Factory and Warero oms,
Cincinnati, Ohio.
J. A. HOLLAND,
Traveling Agent for South Carolina,
/NI/NETLJ-SIX,
s. e
French ships are usually named
after French provinces cr towns, vic
tories, ideas or sentiments, but no
French names, excepting those of great
men in their history, are made use ot.
j*l??Nya^^AT*s^ear, the names of Ger.:
ice. The professional nurse is sup
posed to know better, and so it ie the
woman not accustomed to nursing who
is advised to live on a wholesome diet.
The Sick Man of Europe has been in
so distressful a plight financially and
in other ways for a long series of
years that the expectation of his speedy
collapse has heeu general. Neverthe
less, in mysterij
paying his^
ingaj
?urnis army, and
that he may proceed
about it. Thc amount cf money that
can pass through the hands of a young
woman has prefequently paralyzed a
young husbauA'.-Htfvo vhtrygYA. he waa
something of a spendthrift himself, re
flects the St. Louis Post-Dispatch.
There is a break in the radium mark
et. Radium, it may be raid, is a eoai
bination of metals, pulverized, milich
gives off a light almost as strong as
that of the sun. by means of which ! government
.v?U3 wc mw .i_
dor Captain Brownson, which
the Brazilians.Vo time during the'Mel i?T
revolution. Recently she bas been the
cause of another little incident between
that republic and ours. She entered
the harbor of the Port of Paro recently
and saluted the Fortress De Barra. The
salute was not returned until five
hours later. The incident has been sat
isfactorily explained by the Brazilian
It seems that the corn
iron three feet thick caa be penetrated, j
Radium is now $900.000 a pound i
marked down from $1,000,000 the j
other day.
mamier of the fort was away when
the Detroit entered and his subordi
nates did not know enough to return
the American salute. As soon as he
returned to the fort the customary
number of guns was fired.
An American wowan in London |
writes: "I have said that I am at a
loss to know whether the lack of heat
in English homes and business build
ings ls caused by hardiness or sting-1?^J^!.?l5fL^!^^!0^
The fighting around Santiago In 1S?I8
has resulted in the adition to thc
iness. ? used to think it tho latter,
till I found numerous delightful En
glish friends objected to my own heat
ed home. Actually some of them 'cut'
me every winter, so far as calling on
me is concerned, because they say my
rooms are too stuffy and hot.
In Germany, electricity, anion
other curious results, has rehabilitated .
implements which proved to be very
! useful in that battle. These are the
machete and the wire-cutting pliers.
The machete is not only a valuable
weapon of offense at close quarter,
but is useful in cutting through thick
j brush and jungle growth. The useful
ness of the pliers is obvious since
j barbed wire has come to be such an
important factor in the defense of for
other curious results, has rehabilitated . t,fled positions without them it is
the discarded windmill. At Nereshelm ,ikely that many n)0ro men wou,d
a windmill supplies power for thirty
six incandescent lamps that light a
large paint factory. Another in
Schleswig-Holstein keeps up a steady
cuiront of thirty volts. At Dusseldorf
a windmill winds up a heavy weight,
of which the descent works a power
ful dynamo.
have fallen in the assault on the San
Juan blockhouse.
Professor Dewey of the f?oston In
stituto of Technology, in speaking be- j tims
fore the convention of educators and
business mci. at Ann Arbor, Mich., de
Insurance Agents' Methods.
Every once in a while the news
papers print stories about the devices
adopted by lifo insurance men. book
canvassers and others engaged in sim
ilar occupations to gain and hold
audience with their prospective vic
A favorite fctory tells of tho life
insurance agent who, when on tho
point of being ejected on the ground
plorcd the lack ol' fitness shown by j (,.at his v{ctim's tin,c was toc valuable
college graduates for the hard realities j to wast0 in iist?ning to insuranco
of life. Professor Ripley of Harvard
University urged the enforcement of
business methods of exacting attention
to study all through a university stu
dent's course.
A movement has bern started in he
halt' of such non-commissioned officers
and men in the Army who had a Civil
War record to have extended to them
the same privileges as is given to com
missioned officers-that is, of retiring
with the next higher rank than they
possess at the time of their retirement.
Thus non-commissioned officers of thc
highest rank would retire with the
grade of second lieutenant. Privates
would retire with a grade of corporal.
Among the many hobbies of Senator
George F. Hoar arc his fondness for
trolley trips and dime novels. The
Senator's favorite time for reading
hair-raising publications is while trav
eling, and he declares he gets keen en
joyment out of the plots and impos
sible characters. The Senator is ..s
well a student of history. At his home
in Worcester he lives on tho atmos
phere of history. One of his chief
means of recreation in Washington is
a long troley trip.
An English physician warns all at
tendants upon the sick against the
amateurishness of "toast and tea/'
which is a diet not especially conduc
ive to cheerfulness and patience .in
any person who undertaken this seiv
schemes, bought five minutes of the
hmo at $1 a minute, the price being
sot by the owner, of course. At tho
end of five minutes the insurance man
had the victim's signature to a $10,000
policy.
But for simplicity this docs not com
pare with the plan pursued with great
success by an insuranco man new In
town. Adniissio.. to tho victim being
gained, the conversation runs some
thing like this:
Insurance Man-Give me a dollar
and I'll tell you something of great
interest to you.
Victim (cautiously)-Not so fast;
why should I*give you a dollar in ad?
vance? Tell me your scheme first
(or words to that effect).
With an invitation such as that it is
plain sailing. This possesses the
advantage over the first scheme that
in case of failure, even if the agent
is not a dollar in, he is, at least, not $5
out.-New York Sun.
When people with small means are
thrown in the way of'wealthier ac
quaintances, always let it be with
frankness. Putting oh a4r is detrimen
tal to self-respect. A good deal of
misery comes to people who are not
able to make both ends jneet. The ef
fort to keep up appearances which are
beyond one's income is a constant
nervous strain, with which no sensible
person should willingly burden him
self. Much better say at ope?, "I can
not afford it."-American Queen.