Edgefield advertiser. (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, June 18, 1902, Image 5
THE GIRL WHO LAUGHS.
Tie girl who laughs-God.bless her !
Thrice blesses herself the while;
No music of earth
Has nobler worth
Than that which voices a smile.
The girl who laughs-life need? her;
There is never an hour so sad
But wakes and thrills
To the rippling trills
Of the laugh of a lass who's glad.
-Ladies' Home Journal.
j END OF MONEY, j
* - t
j BY BARRY PAIX. ^
"But does it never occur to you,"
asked the curate as ha poured two
teaspoonsful of coffee into his cup,
"does it never occur to you to ask
yourself what is the good of it all?"
"Never," said the millionaire with
decision.
"You never regret-you see, after all
money is not everything, is it?"
"That observation is frequently
made," said the millionaire, thought
fully, "and it is misleading. Money is
not everything, but it is much nearer
to being everything than anything else
is. There is quite a good deal of cant
talked about money. It is comforting
cant, of course. One gets the same
kind of thing about birth. Personal
ly, I always mistrust anything that
comforts."
"But Is it all cant? Take the ques
tion of health, for instance. Money
> cannot give health, and it is better to
be well than to be wealthy."
"I often wonder why people go on
saying tuat money cannot give health,
when they must see every day that
money does give health, and that pov
erty causes illness. If work is injuri
ous to me I can afford to give it up. If
I have to winter abroad I can do it
easily, without considering the ques
tion of expense. If an operation is re
quired, I can pay the man to do it, and
under the very best conditions. The
poor man can do none of these things.
My ordinary way of life is much more
healthy than his. The food that I eat
is of the best quality and in perfect
condition, while he eats adulterated
rubbish and stale garbage. His house
is ill warmed and insanitary, and
mine is perfect in these respects. Thc
poor man dies, and in nine cases out of
ten it serves him right"
"Isn't that rather a terrible thing
to say?" said the curate, nervously,
playing with his sp'oon.
"In nine cases out of ten poverty is
the result of stupidity. You Mame a
man for his moral defects, and I blame
him for his mental defects; one is just
as fair as the other. And both the
mental and moral defects aro about
equally capable of remedy."
"Surely not," said the curate, earn
estly. "A sinner may be reclaimed,
but you cannot give a man an intel
lect."
"You should use the same word in
both cases. You may reclaim a man's
intellect just as ycu reclaim his mor
als. I have dont it. I did it in my
own case. I admit that mental re
clamation, like moral reclamation, is
rare."
"It all seems so dreary and fatalis
tic," said the curate.
"So it is," the millionaire agreed
cordially. "As I told you, I don't like
comforting cant The best fable that
ever was written was the fabio of the
fox and the sour grapes. Everybody's
a gentleman who feels like it, and
wealth is not everything. Oh, yes! I
those who are out of it But they are
only stories, and, as a matter of fact,
wea* \ is everything, as near as you
can get it What wealth cannot do
nothing else can."
The curate seemed to reflect for a
- moment
"Tell me," he said darkly, "do you
value the affection of your relatives
and friends and those whom you have
about you?"
"Of course," the millionaire owned.
"Perhaps one values that most of all."
"And do you mean to tell me." asked
the curate, flushed with triumph, "that
that kind of thing can be bought with
money?"
The millionaire concentrated his at
tention on his cigar with the air of a
man who can provide a platitude with
out troubling to think.
"But, of course," he said, "you can
buy affection as easily as you can buy
a pound of tea, and on almost the same
commercial principles."
-The curate stuck to it.
if "Are you sure that it is genuine af
fection?" he said.
"There," said the millionaire, "I
don't trouble myself. I get respect
and subservience while I am there, and
really I don't care what they say when
I am not there. You see, I don't think
about these people very much. It would
annoy me if they showed hostility to
me while I was with them. It would
give one all the trouble of having to
think of new things to say. But they
are perfectly welcome to say what they
like behind my back, because they
haven't got any money worth mention
ing, or any position, and they don't
matter. But as a matter of fact,
money can generally buy genuine -af
feciionr, an affection that is just as reel
as that where there has been no value
received."
"Really, this is too cynincal," said
the curate.
"Not at all," replied the millionaire;
"in fact, I am on the whole les cyn
ical than you. I still believe in grati
tude, and it would appear that you
don't Generosity is aa admirable and
popular quality. You must admit
that' And it is very easy for a rich
man to be generous; he just plugs in a
few present, as a gardener puts in
seeds, and afterwards he gets the
fruits-quite genuine fruits, too. I
sometimes wonder how anybody who is
not a millionaire believes in genuine
affection; it is certainly a luxury for
the rich." '
"Well," said the curate, with a sigh,
"I must not let you off. We owe $250
on the Cnurch Restoration at St. Bar
nabas. I'll fee if it makes me think
more highly of you."
"I never subscribe; I either do a
thing or I leave it alone. I'll .ell you
What I'll do. I'll wipe out this debt for
you altogether if you preach the opin
ions you have heard from me from the
pulpit"
The little curate got quite excited.
"I'd sooner steal the money and then
cut my throat," he said. "If I could
have all your money at the price of
having your .. iews of life as well, I
wouldn't do it."
The millionaire smoked for a mo
ment or two in silence.
"You're not a bad sort of fool," he
said at last-Black and White.
Woman'* Ln?t Argument.
^the last argument of a woman is
suddenly ' to veer around and take
your side of it, declaring you have
come around to her side.-New Yorjc
Press.
ODDITIES OF THE ARCTICS.
How the Animals Chance Color - A Do
mestic Tyrant.
During the summer months much of
the land becomes free from snow and
ice under the joint action of sun and
wind, and the snow that resists re
moval is darkened by a deposit of dna
ditiit particles. In this season the ani
mals wear their darker clothing, and
birds have, by way of change, a less
gaudy plumage. The background
against wh. ^h they stand would betray
their prese-ico if the white dress of
?winter were worn now; then, too. it
makes it possible for the foxes, ducks,
and other animals and birds to gratify
a natural vanity by putting on. for a
time at least, another coat.
In winter, white is again worn. The
background is now snow and ice, and
the only chance which the Arctic,
chicken now has to deceive the fox is
to roll up iike a sall, and simulate a
lump of ice. The ice-bear is equiped
successfully to creep upon the ever
watchful seal, because he looks like
tho other blocks cf white around him.
He remembers, however, his black
nose, and is said to be sharp enough to
cover it with his paw while approach
ing his dozing prey.
The seal does not stop his search for
food until he has completely satisfied
his excellent appetite; then he takes a
good nap, lying upon the very edge of
the ice, or as close as possible to his
breathing hole. The slightest sound
will awake? him, and, without waiting
to find out the source or direction, he
rolls into the water. He can stay un
der for only 35 minutes, but where he
will come up none can tell. This no
one knows betier than the bear; and if
the bear realizes that it is impossible
to steal upon the leeward side of the
seal, having his black nose covered
with his paw and his bloodshot eyes
closed, when the seal has his open and
on the watch, he looks about for a fa
vorable point of departure, dives un
der the icc, and if he rightly judges the
distance and direction, he comes up at
the very spot where the seal had ex
pected to go down. The seal's fate is
thus settled, and the bear's shrewd
ness earns its reward.
The beautiful eider-duck has often
been cited as an ideal .mother, and
touching stories are told of her pluck
ing the down from her own breast to
make the nest in which to hatch her
young. It is also said that if the hunters
take the down, she will despoil herself
for the second time, not calling upon
the selfish drake until she has literally
stripped herself. The drake is de
clared to be strict in keeping his mate
to her duties, insisting that she shall
attend to the work of hatching. If
the duck ventures upon a walk, he does
not offer to take her place while' she
goes gadding about, but perhaps know
ing she is to fond of idleness, cruelly
drives her back to her household duty.
The duck lays only five eggs, and il
she feels that her nest is large enough
and warm enough to hold more, she
boldly robs her neighbors, carrying
the eggs, one at a time, under hei
wing, until she has seven or eight.
However, when the brood is hatched,
the drake becomes the teacher to. thc
young. Not in swimming, fe?- that
comes naturally, but in diving, which
is a means of flight as well as for find
ing food. Thc little duck, coming in
to life above water, hesitates to risk il
by going under, nor will he follow the
oft-repeated example of his parents.
When it becomes necessary to resort
to force, the drake comes quietly neai
the unwilling pupil, suddenly throws a
wing over him, and dives down. The
little one is let go under the water.
even ff'somewhat startled, he is ready
to start diving on his own account.
St. Nicholas.
PEARLS OF THOUGH,.
The busy have no time for tears.
Byron.
Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds
-Socrates.
What frenzy dictates jealousy be
lieves.-Gay.
Strong reasons make strong actions.
-Shakespeare.
Whatever makes man a slave takes
half his worth away.-Pope.
There is little influence where there
is not great sympathy.-S. I. Prime.
Maxims are the condensed good
sense of nations.-Sir J. Mackintosh.
Great talkers are like leaky vessels;
everything runs out of them-C. Sim
mons.
It is only reason that teaches si
lence; the heart teaches us to speak.
.lichter.
A judicious silence is always better
than truth spoken without clu.rity.
De Sales.
Idleness is only the refuge of weak
minds and the holiday of fools.
Chesterfield.
Waste of time is the most extrava
gant and costly of all expenses.
Theophrastus.
The world is full of hopeful analo
gies and handsome, dubious eggs
called possibilities.-George Eliot.
The MUS?CHI Gnatnite*.
The Guamites are a nj'isical people.
The well-to-do own pir..os. and are
fair musicians; others have organs,
and many, many more possess accor
dions. They cu.ioy singing and are
fond of American popular songs, such
as "After the Dall," etc. Their own
songs are rather weird and mournful,
though always harmonious. At night,
the voices rise in sharp, nasal tones,
singing the "novena," a term applied
to nine days of special worship to
some particular saint. Novenas are
ever In evidence; for no sooner do they
finish with one than it is time for an
other to begin; consequently "neigh
borhood sings" are frequent.
The accordions are pleasing to the na
tives at their dances and fandangoes or
weddings. These latter always occur
Thursday mornings at 4 o'elock. The
names are cried in the church three
times before the wedding: Wednesday
evening there is a social gathering of
the families and friends of the brie
and bridegroom, with dancing and re
freshments: guests accompany tho
happy pair to the church, where the
priest unites them. Often there are
three or four weddings on the same
morning, and happiness reigns su
preme.-The Independent.
m Fainting; on Hainan Skin.
Marcus Lorenzo, an Italian painter
who flourished in the last century,
one paid 200 francs for a piece of hu
man skin no larger than a dinner plate,
upon which to execute a lardscape in
oils. The skin, which was chemi
cally prepared to receive thc paint,
was taken from the back of an aged
woman, whose bony had been sold to a
medical man for dissecting experi- j
ments. The human parchment waa ;
drawn tightly over a metal frame, and j
the artist spent nearly seven monthri !
iu producing a painting that was after- !
wards exhibited in various salons and I
ultimately realized 84,000 francs.
Leeds Mercury. I
A GATEPOST ORNAMENT.
A pretty ornament for gateposts or
piazza rail is made of a tiny nail keg.
Have holes bored in the sides. As the
soil is filled In and patted firmly down
(using a potato masher for the pur
pose plant the seeds of various vines
at the holes. If the soil isn't well
pounded down as you fill the barrel,
when it settles after watering, the
seeds will be buried below the holes,
oinking with the dirt. Use coarse
leaved vines sparingly, for the nail
keg should be a mass of living green.
At the top plant vines and plants and
set the whole where it will show off
to advantage. A large barrel could
be utilized for beautifying the stump
of a tree, if treated in the same way,
but I have seen only thc small oncs.~~
Presiflent South End Ladies'
Golf Club, Chicago, Cnred by
lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound After tho Best Doc
tors Had Failed To Help Her,
" DEAR MRS. PLVKUAM : -I can thank
yon for perfect health to-day. Life
looked so dark to me a year or two
ago. I had constant pains, my limbs
swelled, I had dizzy spells, and never
MISS LAURA HOWARD, CHICAGO. (
knew one day how I would feel the
next. I was nervous and had no ap
petite, neither could I sleep soundly
nights. Lydia E. Pinkham's Veg
etable Compound, used in con
junction with your Sanative Wash, did
more for mo than all the medicines
and the skill of thc doctors. For eight
months I have enjoyed perfect health.
I verily believe that most of the doc
tors are guessing and experimenting
when they try to ct: rc a woman with
an assortment of complications, such as
mine ; but you do not guess. ITow I
wish all guttering women could only
know of your remedy ; there would be
less suffering I know."-LAURA HOW
ARD, 113 No wherry Ave., Chicago, 111.
-$5000 forfeit if above testimonial is not genuine.
Mrs. Pinkham invites all wo
men who ave ill to write ber for
advice. Address Lynn, Mass.,
Saving full particulars.
ma
jja removes from thc soil
Corn
Iar5'c quantities of
.o )
Thc fertilizer ap
>lied, must furnish
enough Potash, or the jj
land will lose its pro
duc?^ power.
51 and 53 S. Forsyth St., Atlanta, t?a.
ALI. KINDS OF
MACHINERY
Reliable Frick Engines. Boilers,
ail Sizes. Wheat Separators,
ail Sizes.
BEST IMPROVED SAW MILL ON EARTH.
Large Engines and Boilers supplied
promptly. Shingle Mills, Corn Mills,
Circular Saws, Saw Testh, Patent
Dogs, Steam Governors. Full line En
gines and Mill Supplies. Send for
free Catalogue.
^REFINE $o<*t f/vr u?.ib? R?QUC?D.
"REDUCTO"
Isa perfectly harmless vegetable compound. Itposl
lively ann permanently . lliulnutes eorpulencv ami
superfluous rie?h. lt ts a CUR lt Alisun; i:; andas
harmless (is fresli alr.Thousandsof patients have used
thu treutment. Physicians andorra lt Wi ito to us for
FKLKTREATMKM'. send Ten Cr nt? to cover
?OM ape. etc. Correspondence strictly confidential,
verythinfr in plain sealtd package*, we send you the
formula, If you take our treatment, and you can make
"Reducto' nt home If you desl?e; knowing tile Inned
lenin need have no fear of evil etTiew. Adore**,
t.iii^eucC'?eui.C'o..370 t b Jell Ave bl Loui?..Mo
~25?~
FREE SCHOLARSHIPS.
Apply at once to THE LANIER SOUTHERN
BUSINESS ( OLLEGE, Macon, Ga. Bookkeep
ing, Hanking. I'oninuiiRhip, .-hort li und. Type
writing. Telegraphy. Mathematic. Ornmmnr
and Business CorrotpondtMieo thoroughly
taught. Board $8 to $10 per month.
PROFITABLE EMPLOYMENT
Ii you can (or think you cnn) solicit
LIFE 1/NSU-R?/NeE,
Write (with references) fur terms to
R. F. SHEDDEN, Manager, Atlanta, Ga.
Tho Mutual Lifo Insurant!" Company of Now
York.-Asaots ovor $.Vc\u00,OGO.CO.
vnirvE A nmm^^^?^.<:??!
H W"WHy RE.MAIN SICK?" ..il.!?? |.<. ti. r..-4 i.
? h-, tin do. The Hume Itcnicdr t'ti., Auhlrll llldp., Atlanta,(in.
CUHtS WhfcKt ALL ELSE FAILS.
Best Cough Syrup. TBatta) Bood, Uso
In time. Sold t>:
y-as a *-* h s v. ? -?rarisT
[HE NATIONAL BANK OF AUGUSTA
L. C. HAYNE, Pres't. F. G. FOP.D, Cashier.
Capital, $250,000.
Undi Tided Profits } ?110,000.
Facilities of our magnificent Kew Vanit
[containing 410 i-afoty-Lock Boxes. Differ
ent Sizes aro offered to our patrons and
ho public at 93.00 to 810.00 pox annum.
VOL. LXVII
THE
PLANTERS
LOAN AND
SAVINGS
BANK,
AUGUSTA, GA.
Pays Interest
on Deposits.
Accounts
Solicited.
L. C. Haine,
President.
Chas, C. Howard,
Cashier.
EDGEFIELD, S. C.. CJDNESDAY. JONE 18. 1902
NO. 2/5.
TJnllke most hens, Mrs. Specklespot
knew how to hold her tongue, and not
a single cackle did she say to disclose
.thc hiding place of her eggs. She did
not even tell any of the other hens and
roosters, for she did not want them
prying abouV.
"The hens are a little short in their
laying," said thc farmer's wife, as she
gathered the eggs each afternoon.
When Mrs. Specklespot had 14 fine
eggs in her new nest she decided that
was all she could possibly keep wa m
with her feathery wings, and it was
quite a stretch, indeed, to do that. But
she persevered, and her reward was, as
you saw in the beginning of this story,
14 beautiful little downy chicks-the
prettiest babies you ever saw.
When ?dio discovered that they were
pecking their way through their shells
she was too delighted for words, so
she just said "Cluck, cluk," softly.
The first t hing to be done was to find
them some food, and she knew that the .
big worms that she thought so deli
cious would choke the babies. It was
all cozy and warm in the nest, and thc
sun shone down upon the chickens so
kindly that the mother ran oft fer a
few minutes to find something to eat.
"Baby chicks are usually fed with soft
food." she said to herself as she hur
ried toward, the house. "I'll just see
what I can find. Grains of cern arc
too large for them."
Pink and Posey, the twins, were sit
ting on the doorstep, each eating a
beautiful fresh sugar cooky, which
mother had just taken from the oven,
and they were delicious; the only
trouble vas that Posy's cookie looked
bigger than Pink's.
"You ought to give me a bit to make
lt even," said Pink.
Posy didn't agree.
"You're a greedy boy," she said, not
very politely.
"Your're selfish!" cried Pink, "eat
ing all that, great cookie by yourself.
Why, it's twice as big as mine!"
And just as ho said the last, word he
felt a little tug at his hand and in a
second Mrs. Specklespot was almost
flying toward the burn with a beauti
ful, sweet, soft, warm cookie in her
bill,' followed by several of her neigh
bor's children.
. "Cluck, cluck, darlings!" she cried as
she broke it up on the edge of the nest.
"That stupid boy was so impolite he
deserved to lose his cookie. Wasn't it
lucky he didn't follow me?"
The little chickens thought so, as
they pecked daintily at the crumbs.
Pink shook his fist at Mrs. Speckle
spot as she disappeared, and Posy, and
Posy, breaking his cookie in two, gave
Pink the Digger piece.-New York Mail
and Express.
When Johnny Wont to School.
Johnny Newton's first day at school
was very hard. The first day at
Rchool is apt to bc trying when you are
a 7-year-old boy who has always been
too delicate heretofore to go to kinder
garten even. Johnny felt so lonely
and so homesick as he sat there, try
ing to catch up with the other chil
dren, who had all entered school in the
autumn instead af waiting until well
along toward spring, that he simply
couldn't help crying.
And of course, after that, a bigger
boy in the same room laughed at him
at recess, and Johnny, who was only to
attend schol half of each day for
some time, ran home to his mother,
crying harder than ever.
But Johnny's mother was firm in de
claring that he must go lo school reg
ularly, just the same. Her promises
that he would surely like going to
school later doesn't console him much,
but the big hug and kiss she gave him
y?hr.n hP stnrtPri off nft.-?r_ lunch gggfe
forted him greatly. And four days lat
er the promises about liking school
later carno true.
For three long, long days Johnny
was the newest pupil, and as lonesome
and wretched as ever. But on the
fourth day there came a little girl who
had been too delicate and sickly to at
tend kindergarten, and she, too, was
so lonely and so homesick that she
cried.
Johnny felt so surprised and queer
to see any one cry in school, even
though he had been attending only
three days, that he quite understood
how strange and amusing he must
have seemed to thc bigger boy who
had laughed at him. But he was so
sorry for the little girl that he walked
home with her after recess, and when
it was time- to enter school in the af
ternoon he met her at the door and
went into the big, quiet building with
her.
Next day as she was a nice little girl
and very sweet and gentle he went to
her house and walked to school with
her, and the next day the teacher let
them have seats together. And after
that
Well, after that a lot of things hap
pened, all of them pleasant, and it
wasn't until Johnny's mamma had
company to Iuncheon.ncarly two weeks
afterward, that Johnny remembered
that he hadn't always known the lit
tle girl.
"Well, Johnny," asked the visitor,
"how arc you getting on at school?"
Johnny blushed and was silent, but
his' mamma answered for him.
"Johnny didn't like school very well
at first." she said, smiling, "but I
haven't heard so much about it of late.
You do like school now, don't you,
Johnny?"
"Why, yes, mamma," answered
Johnny, slowly, surprised when he
came to think of it. "I do-I do like
school-a whole lot, mamma. And
I'm learning lots and lots of things
there, too!"
"I know you are, dearie," smiled his
mamma, patting his shoulder. "I
know of one very nice and useful les
son you lea.-ned the fourth day."
She didn't explain, as company was
present, that she was glad because he
had learned that to try and make some
one else comfortable and happy is the
surest way of being oneself, but you
and I know that she meant it. And
Johnny, although he doesn't yet know
how much he learned when he made
up his mind to try and comfort the
lonely, homesick little girl, knows just
how he will try to act next time he is
wretched and unhappy himself.-Chica
go Record-Herald.
Sorry 'he Spoke.
"Thank you, my little man," said
Miss Passay to the nice little boy who
i ad given up his seat in the car, "and
have you been taught to always give
your seat to ladies?"
"No'm," replied the bright boy,
"only to old ladies."-Philadelphia
Press.
A V?ilnnl>le View.
A story is told of a man in Massa
chusetts who sold a scrubby farm for
$12,000 although its value was not
more than $1000. "How did you do
it?" a friend asked him. "Well," he
replied, "I had $1000 worth of farm
and $11,000 worth of view."
In Java there is an orchid, thc gram
raatophylium, all the flowers of which
open at once, as if by the stroke of a
fairy Wand, and they also all wither
together.
GEOGRAPHIC SCULPTURE.
8cheme to Make an Exact Model of
the United States,
An exact model of the United
States on a scale of two and a half
Inches to the mile is one of the pos
sibilities of the future as an added
attraction to the national capital.
While this possibility is, strictly
speaking, as yet only in the air, it
nevertheless has some zealous advo
cates who see in it not only a great
educational function, but a feature of
attractiveness to the people of the
country not equaled by any piece of
natural scenery. '
It will be recaller- that several
years ago there was a project for an
outdoor map of the United States on
the Potomac flats, through which vis
itors could walk as through a park.
Bills were introduced in Congress for
this project by Senator Cannon, of
Utah. The idea was also zealously
advocated by Mr. Gardiner Hubbard,
president of the National Geographic
Society.
The present plan, however, contem
plates a much more perfect repro
duction than would be possible in an
outdoor map. The country would be
produced in strictly the same manner
as the city of Washington has been
in the models prepared by thc park
commission and now on exhibition in
the Congressional Library. This
scheme carried out delicately and ac
curately would make it possible to re
produce every building, road, bridge
and railroad in the United States, as
well as the physical features of the
country.
A model of this character and on
the same scale is now being made of
Switzerland. This model will bs the
first production on a large scale of
what ls known as the new school of
model making. The new idea differs
from the old in that it eliminates the
exaggeration of certain lines which
was supposed to be necessary in or
der to convey to the eye the impres
sion a person supposedly gets by see
ing the original subject. To accom
plish this the scale in elevations had
to be made different than that of the
surface modeled, which fact has tend
ed to destroy popular confidence In
t,he accuracy of the old models.
The new modeling is really "geo
graphic sculpture," as some of its
devotees call it. It aims at absolute
accuracy and is made possible
through the perfection in mapmaking
and of dry-plate photography. There
is no attempt at exaggeration of ele
vations or any other illusion. The .
new park commission models arc ex
amples o' thc new school, only on a
considerably larger scale than that
proposed for the model of the coun
try.
It would be necessary to house this
model in a well-lighted building, which
would have to be about SOO feet long
and half as wide. Visitors could sec
it by walking over glass paths. These
paths would be made on sliding sup
ports, capable of being pushed side
ways, so as to allow of an inspection
of the whole surface.
One of the possibilities of such a
model which would rr.a?vc it appeal to
statesmen as a practical proposition
would be that of having any section
desired removed and replica produc- (i
tions made, as we!! ?s changes made
in the model to suit changed condi
tions, which might occur at any time.
These replica sections could be made
of paper pulp or any other light sub
stances and used in school work, just
as the maps of the gc. .ogical survey
are now done, and sold at cost.
He H?.d Six Months to *LTve;J~'-v'*
The early life of Cecil Rhodes was
frequently endangered by illness, and
the slender boy gave little evidence of
tue sturdy, lion framed man. Even
his own physician did not believe al
one time that the youth would ever
live to grow up. and told the boy if he
ever expected to live he should go to
the Cape. Before leaving England ho
again called on the doctor, and was
informed that the physician was dead,
and that his son was conducting the
practice. The visitor then made him
self known to the latter, who. on con
sulting the register of his father's
cases, said:
"Yes, here is thc name, Cecil
John Rhodes; but it can't be you. for
there is a note after it which reads,
'Cannot live more than six months.'"
TO WASH BLANKETS.
Pour into a tub half a pint of com
mon household ammonia, lay a blau
ket lightly over it, and immediately
pour in enough warm water to entire
ly cover the blanket. This sends t\u
fumes of thc ammonia through UK
fibres of the wood and loosens th
dirt. The blanket should then bc
pressed and stired about with a stick
until the water seems to have acquired
its darkest hue, when a second tub o!
clear water of about the same tem
perature as the first should be use',
in thc same way; then the blanket
should bc run lightly through thc
wringer and hung out to dry.
Knormoun Cost or War.
To successfully defend our country dur
ing the pnst century WC spout ninny millions
of dollata for war purposes. There was also
a liirRi? sum of money spent by tho people i:
a vain search for health until Hostetter'>
Stomach Bitters was Introduced fifty years
ago. To-day thousands of poopte ow their
good health'to Its use. lt will CU head
ache, belching, indigestion, dyspepsia am!
malaria, fever and ague. A fair trial will
convince you ol' its value.
Since the accession of President Din/ in
1S7U Mexico's trade has increased nearly
(500 per cent._
Chronic Tetter.
Dr. James C. Lewis, Tip Top, Ky., writes:
"I have nu Invalid friend who has had great
benefit from Tettorlno in chronic tetter.
Send a box to a'oo\e address." 80c. a box
by mall from J. T. Shuptrino, Savannah, Gu..
If your druggist don't keep it.
The average woman's words don't have
as much weight as her biscuits.
Ault Your Dealer for Allen's Foot-Fa?e,
A powder. It rests tho feet. Cures Corni,
bunions,Swollen, Sore, Hot, Callous,Aching,
Sweating Feet and Ingrowing Nails. AUeuV
Foot-Ease makes now or tight shoes easy. At
ul! Druggists and Shoe stores, 25 cents. Ac
cept no substitute. Sample malled FBEK.
Address Allen S. Olmsted. Leltoy, N. Y.
What a pretty girl wants is a full com
plement of compliments.
F. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo, 0., Props, of
Hall's Catarrh Cure, offer 4100 reward for
any case of catarrh that cannot be cured by
taking Hall's Catarrh Cure. Sond for testi
monials, free. Sold by Druggists, 75c.
The spendthrift can easily make a S10
bill look like thirty cents.
FITS permanently cu red. Nofltsornervous
ness after first day's uso of Dr. Kline's Great
Kerveliestoror. ?2trlnl bottle and trcatisofreo
Dr. lt. H. KLI.SE, Ltd., 1)31 Arch St., Phila., Pa.
People in the smart set believe that all's
well that ends swell.
Mrs.Winslow's Soothing Syrup for children
lrel hing, softon the gums, reduces inflamma
tion.allays pain.curcs wind colic. 25c. abottlo
The one crop that never faila ?3 the dead
bent crop.
I am sure PIso's Cure for Consumption saved
mv iifo threo years ago.-MRS. THOMAS Itor.
MJfB, Maple St., Norwich, N. Y., Feb. 17,100).
A ten-cent accommodation often makes
.lollar friend.
One Cow Skin. ?
An Instance of military thrift and
of a red-tape system which is not pe
culiar to Germany comes from the
Prussian war office. In 18C6 the
guards were breakfasting hurriedly.
They had, on thc previous day, fought
the battle of Soor, and had accom
plished, altogether, a nine days'
march. This waa pot the era of can
ned meats, and to each regiment had
been allotted a certain number of cat
tle, which had been killed, skinned
and cooked; but while the men were
still eating, scouts came in with the
news that the Austrians were near at
hand.
The men got into marching order,
and in a fe*1' minutes were in rapid
advance toward the enemy. The
Grenadier Guards, conspicuous al
ways for their dispatch, hurried to
such purpose that they failed to se
cure the skin of a cow which had
been made over to them for rations.
When the official who was respon
sible for the value of the hide came
to ask for lt, it had to be reported
missing. Inquiries were set on foot, I
evidence was collected, and a vol
uminous correspondence lasting four
teen or fifteen months failed to ac
count for the skin.
There had been a cow. She had
been made over to the guards. She
had a hide. The hide was govern
ment property, representing a sum
fixed by official tariff. The govern
ment must be credited with that sum.
Thc hide was not forthcoming. Who
should be responsible for its cash
value?
It was at last decided that the col
onel of the regiment should be held
accountable, and a year and a half
after the conclusion of the Seven
Weeks' War he was requested by tho
war office to remit the sum of three
thalers. the price of one cow skin lost
by the Grenadier Guards. When the
sum was paid, the subject was Ct last
officially dropped.
HOT OVENS.
If the oven is too hot it can be cool
ed by putting in a dish of water. If
it is too hot on the top, lift the lids
which are over the oven.
Cures Blood Poison,Cancer,Uloer8,Ec?i>?ni?t
Carbuncles, Kt c. Medicino Free.
Robert Ward, Maxey's, Ga., says: "I
suffered from blood-poison, my head, face
and shoulders were one mass of corrup
tion, aches in bones and joints, burning,
itching, scabby skin, ulcers on leg, was all
run down and discouraged, but Botanic
Blood Balm cured me perfectly, healed all
the sores and gove my skin the rich glow
of health. Blood Balm put new life into
my blood and new ambition into my brain."
Botanic Blood Balm (B. B B.) cures all
malignant b!ood troubler, such as eczema,
scabs and scales, pimples, running sores,
carbuncles, scrofula, etc. Especially ad
vised for all obstinate cases of Bad Blood.
Druggists. $1. To prove it cures, Blood
Balm ?ont free and prepaid by writing
Bi.oon BAT.M CO., 12 Mitchell Street, At
lanta, fia. Describe trouble and free med
ical advice sent in sealed letter.
Thc total number of passengers arriving
in New York from Europe last year was
007.011.
" I have kept Ayer's Cherry Pec
toral in my house for a great many
years. It is the best medicine in
the worj^p ^dUjjll?
J. C. Williams, Attica, N. Y.
All serious l::r?
troubles begin Wi?u a
tickling in the throat.
You can stop this at first
in a single night \v*.h
Ayer's Cherry Pectoral.
Use it also for bronchitis,
consumption, hard colds,
and for coughs of all kinds.
Three sizes : 25c., iOc, SI. All druggists.
Consult vour doctor. If he says take it,
then do na lie .'ay.*-. I* ho tells you not
lo toko lt t ?-.-n ihm'! take lt. Ho knows.
Leave lt ?ritb I lin. Wo ?ir?: willing.
J. C. AYKIt CO., Lowell, Mass.
Genuine stamped C C C. Never sold in balk.
Beware of the dealer who tries to sell
"something just as good."
emington
Typewriters
ON RENTAL
Per month
and up.
Good work and
prompt service
guaranteed by
our superior fa
cllltleaand nat
ural Interest in
the reputation of our machine.
WYCKOFF, SEAMANS & BENEDICT.
(Remington Typowrlter Co.)
327 Broadway, - New York.
5,ooo
Deposit buck of mer Guaranty of Positions.
OPES ALL TUE YEAR.
Endorsed by Bankors, uniciala, Business Men.
R. R. Faro paid Board at cost. Wrlto Quick to
GA.-ALA.BU8. COLLEGE, Macon, Ga.
*or,o*or"oi?o??oKos?o??o*o*or.o*?o
Cures ?
Headache, 2
La?RIPPE, COLDS, ETC. o
Sf Doc? Not Affect thc Heart. ?
j? Sold by Druggists. 15 and 25c bottle. X
o?soijo'doSsoc4o?rtoSio?no'ino'*joaioigoi?
I fAPUDlNE
?" i oi.uiouc rt
Oh, my honey,
No time ter lose,
Save yo' money
Fer de Red Seal Shoes.
JOHNSON'S
I VD 25 <?.".? A-' |M U,.,.... h. . FREE
ER PILL"
33 <>?>-? I?
TH~E HOME REMEDY CO., Al'?TELLIlLDl, , ATLANTA,UAI
Mention this Paper M?SiS*
HOSPITAL SECRETS.
A Nurse Says: "Pe-ru-na is a*
Tonic of Efficiency."
MRS. KATE TAYLOR.
Mrs. Kate Taylor, a graduated
\nursc of prominence, gi ves her ex
\perlence with Verana in an open
\letter. Her position in society
land professional standing com
mitine to give special prominence
Ito her utterances.
vvvvm>vMVvvvkVVv\vvvvvvvvv\vtvvv?
CtHICAGO, ILL. 427 Monroe St.-"As
I far as I have observed Peruna is
I lie finest tonic "any man or woman can use
who is weak from the after effects of any
serious illness.
"I have seen it used in a number of con
valescent cases, and have seen several
other tonics used, but I found that thoeo
who used Peruna had the quickest relief.
''Vcruna seems to restore vitality,
increase bodily vigor and renew
health and strength in a wonderful
ly short time."-URS. KATE TAY
LOR.
In view of the great multitude of women
suffering from some form of female dis?
ease and yet unable to find any cure, Dr.
Hartman, thc renowned specialist on fe
male cntarrhai diseases, lins announced bia
willingness to direct thc treatment of as
many cases as make application to him
during the summer months, without
charge. Address The Peruna Medicine
Co., Columbus, Ohio.
Preserve, Purify, and Beautify
the Skin, Scalp, Hair,
and Hands with
MILLIONS or WOMEN uso CUTTCURA
SOAP, assisted by CUTICTJIIA OINTMENT,
for beautifying the skin, fur cleansing the
scalp, and tho stopping of falling hair, for
softening, whitening, and soothing red,
lough, und SOM hands, for baliy rashes,
itcuiugs, and irritations, and for all the
purposes of the toilet, bath, and nursery.
Millions of women use CUTICURA SOAP in
baths for annoying irritations, inflamma
tions, and excoriations, or too freo or offen
sive prostration, in washes for ulcerative
weaknesses, and for many sanativo, anti
septic purposos, which readily suggest
themselves to women, especially mothers.
Complete Treatment for Ilnmonrs, $1.
CousistiinjofCUTICURASOAP( V.i.tocleanbo
tho skin "t cruuts and sciilcr?, ana soften tho
thickened cuticle, Cu na;KA OINTMENT(?0C.).
to Instantly allay Itching, linlainuiation, ana
Irritation, and soothe and beal, and CUTICUKA
RESOLVENT PILLS (?Sc?X to cool and cleanse
thc blood.
CUTICUKA RESOLVENT PILLS (Chocolata
Coated) are n new, latleleM, odorless, economical,
substitute for thc celebrated liquid CITTICURA
RESOLVENT, ?ia well as for all other blood purl,
fiera and humour cures. 60 doses, 25c.
SoM throughout the corld. Uritiih Di pott 27-13,
Cbarierhou.e tiq , linden. POTTES Dsuo AND Casu.
Co::r., Sole Frops-, Rotten, li. S. A.
I have been a sufferer from dys
pepsia and sick headaches. I was
many times compelled to leave work
and go home. Our druggist told
me to try Ri pans. I am now in
much better health, I can ent al
most anything, have no headache
and work steady. I also was greatly
affected with constipation, and Ri
pans gave me relief from that.
Al druggists.
The Five-Cent packet ls enough for an
ordinary occasion. The family bottle,
CO cents, contains a supply for a year.
A SIMPLE, DURABLE
Hand Power Hay Press.
IMPROVED THIS SEASON.
Better than ever. Pays for itself
quick. For testimonials, etc., address
WATKINS HAY PRESS C0.,East Poini.?a.
VVUKU IN 30 TO 60 DAY?.
Write for particulars and 10 days'
treatment free. O. E. Collum
Dropsy Mod. Co., Atlanta, Ga.
Healthy Exercise
Is conducir? to Good
Health and Long Life.
No woman can take proper
exercise unless she wears a cor
rect corset. The
Straight Front
Royal Worcester
end
Bon Ton Corsets
conform to every movement of the
body. j\sk your dealer to order for you.
Royal Worcester Corset Co.,
Worcester,Mass.