Edgefield advertiser. (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, April 23, 1902, Image 1

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THE NIH ? BM OF AUGUSTA L. C. HAYNS, Pres't. F. G. FORD, Cashier. Capita!, ?250,000. un?V^i,. j $110,000. Facilities nf our magnificent New VanJt 'oontalnliiR 410 Safety.Lock Boxes. Differ ent Sizes ar? offered to our patrons and the public at S3.cc to $10.00 per annum. VOL. LXVI?. EDGEFIELD, ? DIAflONDS, SWATCHES, .JEWELRY. H We carry the larg ? Fine Diamonds, ' BS Sterling Silver ar g Diamond Setting, Watch and J g Old Gold taken in exchange io @ 1 . Wm Schw? ? 2 JEWELERS, New York City.-Novelty waists are In demand for all occasion?, and some of the latest designs are buttoned at one side. This way of fastening is said Mk Wm A FANCY WAIST. ' to admit of a great variety of rich embroidery and other effects across the froat. White satiu, taffeta aad rrirorerry yfrks nuc? liprht J?hndes of pink, blue or gray are r.uion^ the materials .used for waists to be worn with black taffeta silk or velvet skirts. The chiffon separate waist has :;i.so come to stay, despite thc efforts of fashionable dress makers to discountenance it. A Paris Importation in this line was made with the groundwork of pink satiu. veiled first with blue and th?n heliotrope chiffon, and trimmed with ecru lace and touches of silver. Woman'? Five-Gored Skirt. No skirt is more generally sntisfac- j tory than the one cut ia five gores. I FIVE-GOR: The admirable May Manton model, shown in the large drawing, includes an upper portion so shaped and a grad uated circular flounce seamed to the lower edge and is shaped to fit with perfect snugness at the upper portion, while it flares at the lower, and thc flounce falls in graceful folds and rip ples. The origiual is made of sage green veiling, with trimming of bias folds headed with black and white fancy silk braid that are arranged at the foot ?D the centre and over the seaming of the flounce and skirt; but all dress materials are suitable, and tailor stitching, with corticelli silk, can be substituted for the bands when pre ferred. Both front and side gores are narrow in conformity with the latest style, and the fitting is accomplished without nip darts. The fuluess at the back is laid in inverted pleats that are pressed quite flat. The flounce ls curved to give the fashionable fulness, and is seamed to the lower edge. To cut this skirt in the medium size nine and three-fourth yards of material twenty-one inches wide, eight and one eighth yards twenty-seven inches wide, seven and one-hall yards thirty-two Inches wide, foui and one-fourth yards forty-four inches wide, or four and one-fourth yards fifty inches wide will be required. .?.I 9Dt?II*l?s est and most complete stock of I Watches, Jewelry, Cut Glass, I id Plated Ware in the South. ? lewelry Repairing, r new goods? *^<?^ { ?igert & Co., 5 Augusta, Qa. j All-Overs as Trimmings. Dressmakers have discovered that the lace all-overs arc possessed of even greater possibilities than the narrow appliques. Henee we see tiiem used foi everything from whole dresses to the tiniest appliques-some one figure, a leaf or a flower, being chosen for thc latter. Then, too, these cut up into big bands, some of them a dozen inches in width. These arc usually edged with the narrowest sort of a scroll ap plique in the same lace.' A band set on the skirt in apron overskirt effect serves admirably , to head n flared or a pleated flounce. For these dresses silky voile and crepe de chine are ideal fab rles, and white is first choice. Worlc For tho Summer Girl. Summer-girls-to-be with leisure am skill may make for themselves very pretty belts, which will look especially well with their white waists or whole dresses. Rows of ribbon arranged gir dle fashion arc feather-stitched to gether with white silk. A few whale bores covered with white may bi necessary io keep thc belt in shape "Woman's Three-I'iftco Skirt. Skirts with flounces, that pxutlnce ample flaw ax me' reef, and' time lit with snugness about the hips ?ire in the height of style and appear to gain in favor month by month. This grace ful model is adapted to all soft ma terials, whether wool, silk 01 cotton, but as shown is made of foulard, in pastel tan color with figures in white, and is singularly effective and stylish. The flounces curve in a way to give the best results and ruu up just suf ficiently at the back to give a smart effect, their edges being finished with stitching in self colored corticelli silk. Tlie skirt is cut in three pieces, fitted at the waist with short hip darts, and the fulness at the back may be gath ered or laid in inverted pleats, that are ED SKIRT. flat for a few inches below the oelt. then form soft folds and fall in rip ples to the floor. The flounces art circular, curved to give the fulness desired by fashion, and are arranged over the foundation. One, two or three can be used as may ^e preferred. To cut this skirt in the medium size, fifteen and one-eighth yards of mate rial twenty-one inches wide, ten and THREE PIECE SKIRT. one-eighth yards twenty-seven inches wide, ten yards thirty-two luches wide, or seven and five-eighth yards forij fonr Inches wide will be required. He found success most sweet Y.'ho, having tried and failed, Th? lt?dson of defeat. t non his standard nulled, Tin n straightway bade hid soul 'laktj up the task begun, Ko paused until the goal {A bi? desire was Won. I AT THE POINT O? By Helen i This was thc second stop the train had made since leaving Trieste and no on* had got into thc carriage; Bea trix congratulated herself that Uncle George's fee to the guard had worked so well, and opened another roll of shawls and rugs in pursuit of a miss ing novel. Suddenly an uproar of tongues aro.se cn the platform; the door was jerked open and a stout woman stum bled through it, followed by another lugging a big basket; behind came a drove cf children, all screaming, push ing, and smeared, as to mouth and fingers, with some sticky black com pound which they were devouring greedily. Beatrix gave one glance of horror and began to gather up her scattered belongings. "You must find me a place," she said to the guard. "You were paid ?pr ihis carriage." "I cannot help it," he muttered; "it is a carriage for ladies alone; behold, these are ladies alone-the train i's going, lhere is no time." For answer Beatrix cast her rugs and bass upon him, aqd snatching up her umbrella, books ana dressing case, made her'way through the scramb ling children, who were fighting for places at the windows, and dashed out upon the platform. The whistle was sounding; evidently there was no time to lose; the guard opened the near est door, threw in the bags, and gave Beatrix an impulse that propelled lier the entire length of the carriage. An other jolt and the train wras off. Beatrix was aware that she was be ing steadied upon her feet by a strong arm, the arm of the man whom she had caught a glimpse of sitting at the furt' ??t window, and upon whom she and her ?.rar.s had descended af ter the manner &." . whirlwind. Stam mering "Mille paraom!. monsieur!" she sank upon thc opposite & .? ??nd endeavored to regain her cumj-osure. her natural color and the dignity which ' befitted a young lady travel ling alone, persoud ; loo'-' sm. site, who w?- . a large book quu< This travo him. .. Beatrix was nineteen-and distinctly "nice" looking, she decided. His gray tweed clothes looked English; the scarlet fez he wore by way of a cap suggested the East. His luggage? Yes, there was the bag of golf sticks and the folding bath-tub-he must be English. Beatrix had just reached this con clusion when the book was dropped and the stranger said in a very agree able voice, "I beg your pardon, it is-er-very warm here, don't you think? Per haps you would like to have your win dow raised." Beatrix assented with thanks, think ing, she would like to ask him how ho knew that English was her native tongue. She stole a glance at his face; it was a delightful face, with a grave, kind smile that showed very white teeth, and a nose that might have been supercilious but for a lit tle irregular ripple in the middle of it. But what a pity that one of his eyes was injured! It was closed and the eyelid drooped. She wondered if he were in the army and had lost an eye-perhaps under "Bobs." Presently she began to collect her belongings, scattered by her violent entrance; and again her vis-a-vis came to her aid so naturally and sim ply that it would have been impossi ble for the greatest stickler for the proprieties to take offense. Before her various parcels were recaptured and reduced to order, they had laughed heartily over her misadven ture. "Here's your umbrella," he said, fishing it up from the floor, where it had fallen. "It's not a bad weapon for a charge." "Did I charge? said she. "I'm so sorry!" "Oh, well, you Americans are so impetuous, d^n't you know? One "ex pects little things like that." "'You Americans!' How did you know that I am an American? I thought I spoke beautiful English." "Why, so you do, I assure you, but -there is something-I can't exactly tell what, but you have a quick little way with you, and you look different from most English girls I know-and -and-you must be tired of hearing about your boots and your gowns." "I don't know that we are ever ex actly tired," admitted Beatrix, slow ly. "I know what you mean; we have a great many faults-oh, I know it!" she sighed. "But we do not let our skirts hitch up in front or on the sides, and we always make connec tions in the back. How frivolous that sounds!" she thought. "He will think I am one of those dreadful free and easy Americans he has heard of who have no manners and will take up with any one." She buried herself in a book, re solved to be very dignified in the fu ture. A shower had-arisen; the rain was beating in and it was necessary to close thc window; he seemed glad of the interruption, and seized upon it to make some remarks upon tho Country they were passing through. As she lay down her book and gave him her attention, she noticed that his right eye was no longer closed; ir was almost as wide open as the oilier, although it still drooped a lit tle, as if it had been hurt. It sudden ly flashed upon her that she must ?ATIONS. For Joy the keenest seems Whore grief lins Leen bofe After night's troubled dreams, There, nt tho open door, Thrice glorious she stauds Dawn, with her ro*es gay, And in hor outstretched hands The shining gifts of Day. -Youth's CompanIon.::H 1 ' THE UMBRELLA. M. Palmer*. wt have hit him when she made her vio lent entry-that was what he meant i| by his speech about the umbrella. "Your eye"-she stammered, the [ image of remorse. "Did I? Did you mean, oh, I hope I didn't hurt you very much!" Vi "It was nothing, really nothing; 8 scarcely feel it now," he hastened to-' assure her for her eyebrows were: drawn together and her.lips weraki quivering, and altogether she looked.] as if she were going to cry. "But I might have put your eye.! out!" she gasped. a "You might have done many thing" ' with that deadly umbrella. But y didn't-please don't think of it aga! he pleaded. "Hov/ good of you!" ? gazing at him wita adn "May I ask," he res . moment, "whether you herd's some weeks ago Duzers?" "Yes," she said. "IV is my uncle; I went up .. him and my aunt. Were " "Unfortunately I reached tnere j..-. , as your party v.-as leaving. I met Mr. Van Duzer, whom I have often seen at home, in-er-England, but I only had a glimpse of the rest of hi3 party. I was sure, though, that I remembered you. I. ara-cr-Sir Hugh Chester," he added after a pause. "I don't "sup pose Mr. Van Duzer will have men tioned me." "But of course he did!" she cried. "He talked a lot about you, and was so sorry that we missed you as we did. Isn't it odd that I should hap pen on you in this way?" "It's uncommonly pleasant-for me." "But supposing I had put your eye out with that wretched umbrella? Uncle George would never have for given mc." ".Uncle George?'" he queried with a quizzical expression, and they jciae.'- in a light hearted burst of ls iv _?i Aiueiictm gins who keep 'mommem' and 'popper' in the background and just strain around having a geed time regardless? There are a few specimens left, hut not nearly so many as your novelists would lead you to suppose." "I won't tell you what I think," he declared, "but I shouldn't mind tell ing Uncle George." Tho long hours flew by in discus sions of books and people-for they found some acquaintances in common -and the exchange of what. Beatrix called "views of life." Together they laughed over the queer dishes of their makeshift dinner, and when Sir Hugh returned from a smoke at the next stop, he found Beatrix pensively watching the ming moon. "Please, when you next discuss Americans," said she;-"you do dis cuss ns now. you know; the time has geno by when you confounded us with the outer barbarians-do not say that thc American girl on her travels is in the habit of talking a dozen hours on a stretch with the companions Heav en sends her. They are not all so spoiled as I am; I confess I am apt to do what I like." "I don't think I shall judge th<3 American girl by you," said Sir Hugh. Then, after watching her a moment. "Since you are speaking of yourself, don't you think you are rather a per verse little person? Even your dim ple is in a place where no one else has dimples." "Is it?" said Beatrix. "Do tell me more about that delightful Politicil Reform club; Tam so interested in it!" It was amazing how much . they found to talk about; one stout old lady got out and another got in. but TS no tourists appeared to interrupt their tete-a-tete, and as the night rell and the train climbed the heights i-f tho Semmering Pass they were'left alone. The full moon was flooding the deep blue spaces of the sky and liding the valleys with a mystery of silvery light and deathlike shadow. Sir Hugh drew the green silk curtain over the impertinence of the glimmer ing lamp, and lighted only by the soft radiance they gazed into the shadowy jeptbs that unrolled below them. At one station they seemed to pause high up in air,, and from the platform beneath bouquets of wild flowers were lifted on poles to the level of the car riage windows, accompanied by a shrill announcement of the price. The biggest and sweetest of these, a great mass of white and purple rhododen drons, was selected by Sir Hugh, anl together he and Beatrix detached the flowers from the spectral pole and followed the tinkling sound of the silver coin as it went dropping into space until it struck the rocks below. "It seems like a dream," said Bea trix, with a sigh, rousing herself from the charmed silence in which they had hung over the beauty of the sleeping land, "and I shall feel like an opera singer en voyage when I arrive in Vienna with this." And she buried her face in the great disk of dewy petals, framed in a stiff rim of pierced and scalloped paper. "Vienna? Of course; we shall soon be there, and your people will be meeting you and taking you away, and this journey will be a forgotten episode-you Americans run about so much," he added, as if to strike a lesa personal n?te. I never run about alone-at ver here. This is a great ad* . I assure you. And-I think likely to forget that umbrella, ' good you may be about for going it. You're sure it doesn't pain you now?" And she lifted her brown eyes anxiously to his gray eyes. "Oh, well, of course there is tho bunch of flowers, too " she rejoined, dropping her eyes to the rhododen drons, which she still held. He stole a glance at her, and his voice was steadied a little consciously when he next spoke. "One never knows exactly how to take you-you are quicker than wc are and you may bo laughing at me but I want to say i m more glad than I can tell that I have met you, and IJm sorry the. journey is over; but I am not going to lose you now, if it ls over. May I come to see you In Vi enna?" "Yes," said Beatrix, .softly. "May I come tomorrow?" he urged, r "Certainly," she said, recovering I the self possession which his earnest' ness had shaken. "I shall be delight i ed, and co will mamma, I am sure." i It was midnight when Coy drew eil?lo the big, bustling station; they Pocked at each other and found it har j leave the memories or tho day wned by the poetic charm of tho !t. night. ill be here In a moment," .ught, "the boys and Uncle d I shail be going home, i a way, it seems as if I ere, too." ?ir Hugh, he turned away loor opened, and her peo upon her with kisses and tings. But there was an n he caught her hand and presstu it, whispering, "Tomorrow," and they botn knew that tomorrow meant "Forever and a day."-Waver ley Magazine. THE COMET'S TAIL. An Interesting Theory in Explnnntion ol Ita Presence. A Swedish chemist, Professor S. Arrhenius, has applied the electro magnetic theory of light in a very ingenious and very plausible way to the explanation of comets' tails. Ob servation with the telescope long ago ?ed astronomers to conclude that the tail of a comet consists of matter which, having first been thrown off from the nucleus, or head., e? the comet, probably in a gaseous form, is then repelled by a force evidently residing in thc sun, since the tail al ways points from thc sun. According lo Arrhenius, this repelling force ls light itself. It follows from the new ". ..eui, vu aavuuiu Ltmumetci ui wa ter would be only one ten-thousandth part of the weight of tho body, or. in r?ier words, the pull ci 'lOlar gravity upon it. But let this small body be come smaller, then tho difference be tween the two forces-the push of light and the pull of gravity-becomes bxs, for the well-known geometrical reason that its volume, and, conse quently, its weight, will diminish more rapidly than its superficial area. Arrhenius finds tnat when tin's tiny body has become an invisible mote, al;out one-thousandth of a millimeter in diameter, the repulsion of it by light will just balance the pull of gravity. If the particle becomes still smaller, then thc light, will have thc advantage, and Ihe particle will be driven away from the sun. He sup poses that the matter ejected from the nucleus of the comet is in an exces sively comminuted form, and thus is explained thc fact that it is driven from the direction of the sun by the repelling force of light instead of be ing drawn toward thc zu:\ by the force of solar gravity. QUAINT AN") CURIOUS. Wasps may often be observed de taching from fences, hoards or any old wood the fibres which, they afterwards manufacture into papier mache. The Hawaiian islands must be a damp place. It is reported that one Monday night at Pakaikow U began to rain and the next morning at 7 o'clock the gauge showed 13 inches. In five hours at Sanpaboenoe the gauge measured 10 inches. At Papaaloa, in 21 hours, the gauge showed 10 inches. In the city nf St. Louis, Mo., there is a certain hairdressing saloon the ceiling of which is entirely covered by the photographs of stage and music hall celebrities. Every likeness bears the autograph of its original, and a step ladder is invariably kept in the shop in order that any patron may inspect the curious ceiling at close quarters if he so desires. A street In Paris, France, that has been opened to thc public ls paved with glass. It was thought that the surface would be slippery, but on the contrary it has proved to afford an excellent foothold for horses., and will not become dusty or ?bsorb filth. All kinds of glass debris was utilized in the manufacture cf the pavement, and the inventor of the process is sanguine r i its adoption on a large scale. The Indians of America were gen erally Polytheists, or believed in a plu rality of gods. Some were considered :ts local deities, yet they believed that there was one supreme (Jed, or Great Spirit, the creator of the rest and all creatures and things. Him the natives of New Englnnd called Kichtan. They believed that good men. at death, as cended to Kichtan. above the heavens. r.ii3rc they enjoyed departe.: frier ds Mi? all good things; that bad men also v.. nt 'u. knocked at the gale of glory, '.ut Iviohts? bade them depart, for thar? wr s un ?)!:.:? for such, whence th**y wandered in ;cstles.j poverty. This Supreme Being they held to be good, and prayed to him when they desired any favor, and paid a sort cf acknowl edgement to him for plenty, victories etc. ^f?i^^'?ieieK ?i<^??^es^o?? ?^Jieieieieii?i^ I Harvard ?staionjiGal I I Obser?atory in Peru, | HE selection of Arequipa, Peru, and vicinity as a per manent Held of astronomical and meteorological venture was the result of an extended* investi gation by Professor Solon Irving Bai ley and associates of Harvard Univer sity of nearly the whole west coast of South America, and much of the inter ior of Peru, Chile.and Bolivia. Mng niheent heights were plentiful and am ple, but across their glorious -views float mists for most of the year. Carmen Alto, a site two miles east of Arequipa, was selected in 28!)o, and approved by the Director, Professor \Y. H. Pickering. Arequipa is a city of some 30.000 inhabit, ats. Here were rail way, telegraphic and telephonic com munications with thc outer world, food and water supply, and immediate tele phonic contact wirb all the brilliant heavens from the Equator to the South Pole. Temporary quarters were util THE HIGHEST WEATHER "SIG (This station, on the summit of Ei anemometer being S feet higher thai., foreground was placed there by Bishop " ized, aud the instruments removed i from Mount Harvard, and later place' lu the new c servatory, which is visi ble for mile*. The conquest of El I Misti, the great volcano, was also the j remarkable achievement of Professor ? Bailey. Hundreds had tried to reach tho lofty peak. Many of them had j died of exhaustion and sickness, many were killed by falling over precipices, and few had ever succeeded in reach ing tiie top. He persisted, liually cou- ' CARMEN ALTO, THE SEAT OF THE HAR VARD OBSERVATORY. (In tho background rises El Misti, on which is located the weather station, nearly 11, 000 feet above th) observatory buildings.) from mal de mer of himself, his mules and the work were something fright ful. All the natives tried to dissuade bim from the task, and predicted frightful disasters if he succeeded, a feat which all regarded as impossible. ! Arequipa is a city of white stone, called sillar, of the appearance of mar : ble, contrasting pleasantly with the ] surrounding green Heids. t It is a vol canic deposit, found in vast propor tions, soft and readily worked. It is cut with an adze, ns if it -were icc. Owing to an entire absence of native lumber, sillar forms a cheap substitute. One-story houses arc the rule. The in habitants have a wholesome respect for earthquakes. Ruined walls aud debris are eloquent testimonials of thc great shake of ISGS. The earthquake of that year destroyed all two-story buildings. Moliendo is a railway terminus o? 500 population. It lies above the sea on barren sand and rock. Its sole water supply is 100 miles distant in the River Chile. Thc water is con veyed to it iu pipes along the railway. It ls fed by rail and boat. Land in . NX IN V CLIMBING Trtfr SLOPES \ ;l-OP CL M I.ST._> (Headache and nausea attack men und until accustomed to the atmosphe altitude of 10,200 feet is attended wltl occasionally delirium, and some' eyes, il is. .e-?sar; ..> . r<>| '."? these pauses ;i? :t:. uivdud ol ? ?,Ou) I Peru rich enough io produce tluugs i too rich to plant towns upon. The railway from Moliendo to Ari quipa paints the entire rise of SOO feet with numberless curves and loop: For fifteen miles it follows theocea southeasterly, then runs due ea. through the fertile valley ol' Tainui Thence it mounts the hills to the desert , pampa of Islay. Suddenly the mountains begin IE i earnest, and the train passes around ?? their sides above the steep, nar row valley of thc Chile Uiver. Soon the mountainous aspects cease, tlie river valley sprawls out flat, and Arequipa bursts into view in the midst j of a great arable plain. Orchards and grain fields replace forbidding areas, and the traveler finds himself in the ' most picturesquely beautiful city and environs in Peru. To the east, a little way, rises with the regularity of a co lossal coal heap El Misti, to a height of 19,200 feet, capped with very nearly perpetual snows, a volcano, quiescent now, but some day to speak and de stroy. Peru is a wonderful country. It has longer and greater aqueducts than any other nation, so old that on one knows their builders. Its ruins tell of civili zations thousands of years prior to tlio Xoahic flood. It is a country unique because it is a mountain range rising out of the sea to dizzy heights, its western face forming the refuge of a nation. All the world's climates and j masons exist there all thc year round, -L STATION IN THE WORLD. iisti, isl9,200 feet above sea level-the he peak. The iron cross shown in the .tiguel Gonzalez in 17S4.J .eposing in graduated strata from .-ean to lofty peak. The inhabitant " as only to step up or down to lind thu i atmospheric conditions that pienso aim. Railroads nm everywhere with !?: reason; the trains, however, are sub .ct to frequent delays, caused by I wash-outs, from floods, slides and ava , hinches. Outside of towns the only j . ?hieles possible are railway trains, j The automobile will never be popular ' u Peru, but the opportunities for tba The observatory building, two miles out from Arequipa, and 400 feet high ;r, cover several acres, including cul ?vated gardens and lawns. The larg est building is tho dwelling house of the astronomer, his family and assist ants. On its roof is a cluster of meteor ological instruments for measuring at mosphere und wind currents. Ad joining the dwelling house is the labor atory, or work-rooms, in which are de veloped the sidereal plates-thc work there is mainly photometric-the celes tial umps and calculations. The ob servatory itself stands in the rear-the i usual slitted, revolving dome, in which is the twenty-four-inch telescope pre sented by Miss C. W. Bruce. Further along is the square observatory, con taining thu thirteen-inch Bache tele scope and tin- meridian photometer, photographic dark room, tool room, etc. In the rear is the dwelling for as sistants or servants. The entire outfit j is protected on the stream side by a j heavy wall, ami there are shelters for, the housing of domestic animals, etc. ? Thc grounds are somewhat self-sun- j porting; otherwise, supplies are of easy j access at Arequipa. Automatism, the. exact servant of the astronomer, leaves the observer almost a clear field to im : dulge solely in celestial studies. Pho tographs take themselves automatical ly, and weather instruments record the atmosphere and force of the winds, j Thus certain branches of the work are , made comparatively easy, and observ ers need only climb to the stations ou the side (10,000 feet) and rho top (10.200 : feet? ol' ICI Misti whenever inclined to I bring down the records automatically j made there.-Harper's Weekly. j The Sure Winner. I For thc loug race in matrimony you ? can bet your money with perfect safety CRE5T or AN ANCIENT VOLCANIC "^^^ CRATER ON EL_M]5TI ia: ?] animals at a height of 1?.S3S feet, re ?e rest of the journey to the extreme li i'! 1 de mer, dizziness, fainting spells, 'hemorrhages from the nose, ears and ty for a rest, and it was during oue of ?r t that the photograph reproduced ou the li'i le woman who knows all about buckwheat cakes and good soups.-New York Tress. If time is money, how is it that some people with lots of money have nc time to spend it, while others with lots of time to spend have no money? TO A TORTOISE. Potado], glum with misdirected legs, iou hiilo your history as you do your egg?. And oller us an osseous nut to crack Much harder than tho shell upon your back. Ko evolutionist has ever guessed Why your cold shoulder is within you? chest Why you are discontented with a plan Tho vertebrates nccept, from Ash to man. Por what environments did you provide Uy pushing your internal Trama outside? How carno your ribs in that abnormal place? Inside your rubberneck you hide your faoe And answer not. To science you're a Sphinx A structural epitome of missing links: And whon decapitated, still you swell Aud kick and claw and scramble just as well Hut I'll not phiguo thee, liven here I find A touch of fellowship that makes me kind. Sometimos a poet who has lost his head Will keep on scratching when ho should be dead. -Chauncey Hickox, in Lippincott's. HUMOROUS. "You know money talks." "That so? Well, it don't seem as if I could en gage in conversation." Her Father-You must never see my daughter again. Gawley-Well, I'd just as lief do my courting in the dark. Tom-Don't you consider Miss Kayne rather dull? Dick-Well, aftsr the way she cut me I can't say that I do. "Your train goes at 2.50," said the ticket seller. "Make it 2.4S, and I'll take it," murmured Mrs. Bargainsales, abstractedly. Patience-What lovely hats she wears! Patrice-Yes; you know her husband is a landscape gardener, and he designs them. "Flirting," said the mother severely, "is dangerous." "In that case," re plied the daughter. "I should think you would be proud of my courage." Rusty-Where'd ye git de quarter? Dusty-I struck up an acquaintance wid a trained dog wot was goin' to the bakery fer two bits' worth of bread. "Some say that marriage is 'one grand sweet song.' " "Yes, and man has to furnish the notes." "Well, there is no difficulty in getting woman to furnish the words." Judge-Haven't I seen you before? Defendant-Yer face, sir, is werry fa miliar, but I really can't recklect de circumstances under which we previ ously met, don't yer '?now. "Dickie, when you divided those five caramels with your little sister did you give her three?" "No, ma. I thought they wouldn't come out even-so I ate one 'fore I began to divide. Blobbs-He's rather amiable, isn't he? Slobbs-Amiable is no word for it. The photogpraher doesn't even have to tell h'm to look pleasant when he is having his picture taken. "T inst hp:ird about on o/m~- ?-J I can't work at my trade, and-" "Why," stormed the prosperous-look ing pedestrian, I just gave you a dime at the otner corner! What is your trade, anyway?" "I know you gave me that dime, sir," said the Lr?gar, "but you sec I am c retoucher by profes sion." THE RESULT OF ERRORS. Fancy l'rioo* Reallied for ttio Imperfect Stamps-Tlic Colh-clor'H Harvest. During the 'past winter a sheet of the common 1-cent stamps, with the word "Guam" printed across the face, for usc of the fsland, slipped through the bureau with the word "Guam" up side down. Just how many of these stamps arc in the hands of collectors cannot be ascertained, but they are held at fancy prices and few offer at any price. In 1S73, when each department of thhe government service used its own distinctive set of stamps, instead of the penalty envelope, an error was niv.de y the bank note company then having tile government contract for postage stamps. The regular color of the navy department stamps was blue, and in some way a sheet of the 2 cent denomination was printed in green. These errors of color are held at $40 each, while thc same stamp in correct color sells for about 40 cents. A bank note company, in printing the Columbian series of stamps, made a similar error, a sheet of the 4-cent value, which wao in ultra-marine shade of blue, having ueen printed in tue steel blue shade of the 1-cent val ue. The entire sheet was captured by a stamp collector. Single copies now sell at about $30 at auction. Thus it will appear that, snould no further errors be made in the Pan American series, and the lapse of time discloses thata the six inverted train stamps referred to are the only ones in existence, they will be the rarest of all United States errors, and tremendous prices may ultimately be paid for them. There is little doubt that many deal ers would cheerfully pay $2000 for a she^t of inverted picture stamps. There being six denominations, this would figure up $12,000 for the series. Then an equal amount would be paid for the series with the colors of me border in various colors, making 30 additional combinations, or $60,000 a total of $72.000 for a few sheets of stamps costing the government less than $5.-Washington Star. Lilliputian I'arlahes. Mother England is in possession of one sort of oddity at least which America cannot boast of, and that is Insignificantly small parishes in her state church, the equals of which do not exist in the branch of that church in this country, even in the least set tled sections of our wildest regions. Think of an ecclesiastical territory with less than a dozen inhabitants! England has seven of them, according to the census taken this year, and they are veritable, legal, existing par ishes, even though some of them have no churches, some only ruins of churches, and some patched up ruins ?fid little chapels in which services are sometimes held. The smallest of these lilliputian par i?hes is Southam, 12 miles from Grims bury, Northamptonshire. The ce taker bf last April found o inhabitant in the parish and his death has been annou