Edgefield advertiser. (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, March 19, 1902, Image 5

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aa THE VALLEY BX riosA I *Ih the secret Valley of Silence No breath doth fall; No wind stirs in the branches-; No bird doth call; As on a white wall A breathless lizard is still. So silence lies on the valley, Breathlessly still. N OW you can't iel! about a man's coui-ago, his aptitude for "heroism" nor his psycho > logical posslbllties by his size Dr complexion. Take "Chig" Taylor, for instance. He was the smallest, red-headedest, ugliest, "oinlerlest" sol dier in thc Thirty-second Regiment. From the time the command left thc Presidio till after the surprise and massacre of Calignac he never did have any standing with lieutenants, captain or colonel. In fact, he spent half his time in the guardhouse, and was known in the brigade as a trou ble-maker and insubordinate. When Colonel Gary, of the Thirty second, got orders to send a battalion around by the Cocooan River to Gagni. and to make a connection with the Seventh Artillery cn route, "Chlg*' Taylor was a happy man and a good boldier. What he needed was action, and here was the first chance he had since he landed in Manila. First he got away from the bad influence of the cheap groggerles of the archipel ago, and, second, he had a sick com rade on his hands. Tim Scully was his "hunky," and "Chlg" knew all about his "record." In the States. Tim had "done time" back in the States, but in spite of that he had been a good sol dier, and had spilt rations with the hungry "Chlg." That's a good deal. If you're a soldier you know what a half-portion of beans and salt horse means. So "Chig," In his rude, humble, law breaking way, loved Tim Scully and, because Tim was sick and had a blis ter on his foot as big as a paper dollar, carried his pack to Taglac and beyond. Perhaps you have never seen the rainy season in the Philippines. The town streets are stagnant rivers of yellow slush, knee-deep, putrescent and bad for the. strenuous walker. The rice fields are lagoons of slimy soapsuds. It is not good for the pleurisy, lt is bad for sore feet, lt ls terror for the weary. And Tim Scully was stuffed with pleu risy and he was tired. Therefore "Chig" Taylor, the regimental black sheep, carried his pack, split break fasts with him and drew his rations. Everybody hated "Chlg." He was the smallest man in the regiment. Red-headed, freckled, quarrelsome, lazy and arrogant, he had all the be setting sins of the despised "rookie" and none of his virtues, for he was economical, voracious as to his food, jealous of his honor and moral in the fine sense. "Chig* was a sergeant and so thor oughly despised that when there was sink digging or garbage moving to be done he was the elect, the chosen ono. He was In the habit of "roasting" his colonel, cursing his captain and belit tling his lieutenants to that degree that the men with shoulder straps be gan to suspect stinging hurts from the rear. Nothing was "put past" "Chig" Taylor. "That fellow will land in a post pri son," said Lieutenant Campfield. the West Pointer. "He has a bad heart and a mean, yellow eye." And so when K Company and the rest of the battalion was sent round by the Cocooan River, Taylor, the "freckled sergeant," got all the dirty work. Every commissioned whlpper J.7 CARRIED HIS "BTrNKY'8" PACK. snapper In the command "used" him for a valet and bossed him round like a hired man. At Ballgnag it was sup posed that the Thirty-second Battalion ?would be re-enforced by Major Cap per's two companies of artillery-they called them "batteries," bnt In reality they were infantry with two mountain guns-but when the battalion arrived In Ballgnag lt was found that Capper Was twenty miles to the northwest on a little excursion of his own devising. The only telegram operator in the command was a "ham" native, and when Major Helery tried to reach headquarters he found that his "oper ator" couldn't transpose an English message;and the "receiver" couldn't translate^Dfie in Spanish. Major Hel ery had only 120 men in his battalion, but his orders were plain. "Push on to Calignac," they read; "make a junction with Capper at Ba llgnag, taking the Hotcbklsses, and re port bi?ck to headquarters Inside ?of sixty-two hours." It was all plain enough, but when Helery and his command reached Ba llgnag and the telegrapher proved a failure, and Capper was missing and half the battalion was sick with its twenty-four hours in the morasses tilings began to "look bad" for the fa mous Thirty-second. Major Helery was worried, but he couldn't reach headquarters. The jungle, full of "am igos,"' and a sea of yellow mud, lay be fore him. "I'm goln' to lay down," said Scully. "Don't do lt, Tim," said "^hig" Tay OF SILENCE. MACLEOD. In the dusk-grown heart of the valley An altar rises white; No rapt priest bends in awe Before its silent light; But sometimes a flight Of breathless words of prayer White-wing'd enclose the altar, J Eddies of prayer. -Fortnightly Review. lor. "We're from the same Stnte. the same county anti the same town, an' the good Lord knows I ain't got no rep utation to waste. Have you?" The day after Major Helery loft .without his re-enforcementa he was ordered back to headquarters, but be didn't get the message. When tho or derly rode out six miles after him ho vas twenty miles into the jungle, and Tim Scully -was still talking about "laying down." "Chig," the red-head ed ne-er-do-well. iras carrying the load. It was a Friday night that tho Thir ty-second entered Calignac and drove the Tagals, 400 strong, out of the vil lage. Beyond the village lay rows on rows of stunted brush, and the Hotcb kisses would have come in handy, but not having them Major Helery pushed on. every officer and man carrying a rifle and all loaded to the guards with extra cartridges. As usual. "Chig"' Taylor and his as sociates, "thc meanest gang In the reg iment," were pushed forward to do scout duty. Each day they found themselves from one to live miles ahead of the column, lt was on Tues day, four miles to the front, that they ran into Del Casco, the half-breed, with 400 Tagnls, .well armed and sure of their superior knowledge of the jun gles. "Chig" Taylor was admittedly the crack shot of Iiis company. Scully, Tim, the man with the bad foot, -was his only rival. They were coming, for ty of them, tlio advance guard of Ma jor Hclery's expedition, across a sub merged rice field when tho Tagals opened up. Nothing showed above ibo level sur There was no shelter. "Br-rr-r-r," sang thc Mauser bullets, splashing the dirty water as they skimmed like iiot hail into the wet. Six sharpshooters were fuddling in thc water. Tim Scully was out in front and "Chig"' Taylor, the sergeant, carrying his load, was on his Hank. "Chig," growled the soldier, "I'm gobi* to stand up and shoot back." "Lay down behind the rico ridges and shoot," yelled the red-headed ser geant. "Not mc." retorted the stubborn Scully. "I didn't lay down for the sore foot, and I'd rather die than walk to Gagni." "Br-rr-r-r." sang the bullets. The men of the advance sought the cover of the adjacent jungle. "Say, 'Chig,* " grumbled Scully, lev eling his rifle at the dim, gray row of stunted trees when the rattle of rifles sung; "say. 'Chig'-" "Yes, Tim," said Taylor, thc ser geant. "If I git it here, 'Chig'-" "Bing, bing," went his rifle. "If 1 git it here, 'Chig,' will yon drag me out? I don't want to fall into them savages' hands." The skirmish line had fallen back behind the river trenches now. "Chig" Taylor and Scully were out, knee-deep In the water all alone. The water about them was splashing with a rain of Tagal bullets. Then Scully went down in thc mire with a grunt. "It's come, 'Chig,'" he growled; "they've hit me. Remember, I don't want no bolo business In mine." And then he sloughed over in the mud, and "Chig" Taylor, the red-head ed sergeant, lay down in the waler be side bim. Then Helery and the battalion came up. But one ride was ?peaking from thc floor of the flooded*'hold. Thc Tagals were screaming delight from the ambush. They bad numbers and guns and .-position. "Who is,, that fool in the open?" yelled Helery, riding to the verge of the field. "Taylor, slr," said a corporal, touch ing his hat. " 'Chig' Taylor, slr. He's standing off a whole brusbful of Ta gals." And when the battalion charged across the submerged rlcefleld waist high and shouting, they found little Taylor a sorry wreck. He was lip deep In the dirty water, but his rifle was speaking at weary intervals. His jaw hung down, bloody and broken, his forehead streamed with muddy blood. "Taylor, you jackass, get out of this!" roared Helery a? the battalion swept out and cleared the brush. "What are you doing here alone?" "Lookin* after Scully," said the little sergeant, standing up at salute, and dragging ont of the mire a soldier's cap. "He's here, major. He's here in the mud, an' he died as brave as Law ton'r anny o' them." And after that Taylor, the little red headed sergeant, Taylor the black guard, Taylor the mischief-maker, was the model man of the Thirty-second. John H. Raftery, in the Chicago Rec ord-Herald. The Russians, who are supposed to be great tea-drinkers, do not use as much tea per head of the population as do the people of the United States. . WHAT WIRELESS TELEGRAPHY IS Modern Physicist 's Viewi Retarding Elec trical Phenomena. In order to follow intelligently the advance of wireless telegraphy from the beginning, some rough iden must be had of the modern physicist's views regarding the nature of electrical phe nomena. To this end all space must be regarded as permeated by a some thing termed the luminlferous -ether. Not only docs this ether permeate the spaces between the heavenly bodies and our atmosphere (which concep tion offers little difficulty to the lay mind), but lt also permeates all solids. Further, its nature is such that the movement even of solids is not in the least restrained by such permeation, the closest analogy being that of a sieve, representing the solid, being nuved about in water representing the ether. The ether ls the seat not only of all electrical phenomena, but also of all the phenomena of light and heat. All of these, apparently so distinct, are but the result of vibrations or waves on the ether, the apparent differences being due. only to differences i:i the length of the waves and the rapidity with which they occur, just as one mu sical note differs from another in the same, particulars, only that the sound waves arc air waves and not ether waves. Now with the usual telegraphic method's the current, as it ls termed, ls sent or directed through space by means of a metallic conductor. Actu ally nothing passes through thc wire, as ls implied by the use of the word "current." What actually takes pince is thc transmission of energy along the path of the wire by means of vibra tions in thc neighboring ether. That is, thc metal, of the wire acts merely as a guide for the ether waves to the destination desired. In wireless telegraphy, ether vibra tions are also set up at the transmit ting station, but these, having no con ducting guide, radiate in all directions through space, and a small percentage of them arrives at thc receiving sta tion, and by means of suitable appara tus are. made appreciable by the senses or recorded.-The Great Round World. A Lapland Clock. Perhaps it is not realized by many persons that in thc higher latitudes clocks become more and more a con venience, if they are not a prime neces sity to the housekeeper. When tho sup is above the horizon for weeks to gether there Ls little difference to be noted between day aud night. An Eng lish traveler describes a clock bc met with in Lapland: "An ordinary solid clock docs not take the Laplander's eye. Ho likes something flimsy, and if possible, some thing novel. "At one place, hung on a peg driven into the logs of the Avail, we were con demned to gaze hourly upon th? ex asperating device of a dentifrice ad vertisement connected willi a clock. In this a smiling young person drew a toothbrush briskly across a beautiful set of cardboard teeth between every tick. "I was much wishful for sleep and forgetfulness, bat neither would come. Hour after hour I was condemned to ie awake and stare at the toothbrush clock, and to read the legend, printed in my native tongue, that it was 'made in Germany,' and that the dentifrice was put up in neat packets, priced six pence, or one shilling, and that it could bc had of any chemist with the least presumption to call himself respecta ble. 'i argued at the time that the clock had drifted far from thc laud to which thc ingenious advertiser hod destined it. seeing that thc letter-press was English, and that the Laplanders do not use tooth-powder, even if they could have read about it."-Youth's Companion. Guided by Hlnueir. The father of Themas Jefferson died iu 1757, and the son's situation was touchingly described by him years af terward in a letter written to his eldest grandson when he was sent from home to school for thc first time. It is given In "The True Thomas Jefferson," by William E. Curtis. The letter was as follows: "When I recollect that at fourteen years of age the whole care and direc- ; tion of myself was thrown on myself entirely, without a relative or friend qualified to advise or guide me. aud recollect the various sorts of bad com pany with which I associated from time to time, I am astonished that I did not turn off with some of them, and become as worthless to society as they were. "I had thc good fortune to become acquainted very early in life with some ' characters of very high standing, and | to feel the incessant wish that I could j become as they were." His father left instructions for bis ' education, and especially enjoined up on the widow not to permit him to neglect "the exercise requisite for his ! bodye's development." This strong 1 man knew the value of strength, and j used to say that a person of wnak body could not have an independent ! mind. Lunar}- in London. That lunacy ls on the increase in Lo 1 dou is unhappily only too true, says thc Lady's Pictorial. This is diseou- j certing in itself, but the causes that j contribute thereto arc even more to, j seeing that they are set down as being largely due to overcrowding, po\uriy, j intemperance, and those things which ? do not make for a quiet life. Now, as overcrowding ls au ever iucrosiug evil of this ever growing, ever uopu lated city, and as year by year Ufu j becomes more of a scramble an-; a ' struggle, the prospect ls certainly aot j a very cheering one. Nor ls lt very comfortable to learn that thirty-six per cent, of the lunatics in the L. C. C. asylums axe turned out "cured." There are far too many "cures" nt large, and the results ure tragically evidenced every day. The Heat or Aunt ral lt?. Australia is the hottest country on; record. I have ridden for miles astride the equator, but I have never j found heat to compare with this. Out : In the country in the dry times there appears to be little more than a sheet of brown paper between you and the '? lower regions, and the people facetious ly say that they have to feed their ! hens cracked ice to keep them from : laying boiled eggs.-Sydney Telegraph I Literary Underwriting. One well known lirm ot publishers runs a good deal of ?ts business on the j following lines: It secures a popular : novelist, offers him so much for his ! next book/and then forms a little syn- i dicate in the city to share the expense. ? nev book by a popular author is a 1 considerably safer investment than many newly discovered gold mines.- ! Literature. A MOST WONDERFUL COUNTRY. Said to be the Greatest Farming Land on Earth-A Beautiful Townsite Is One Selected for Fitz gerald, Oklahoma. Fitzgerald, O. T., Jan. 27, 1902. Messrs. Perry & Dowden, Oklahoma City, O. T. Gentlemen: We take pleasure In stating that we took stock in the landa and city lots opened up In the Old Fort Supply Reservation in Woodward County by the Fitzgerald Land Co., at Oklahoma City on Jan. 23, and were present and witnessed the drawing that took place at that time. We found the drawing was conducted absolutely on the square. After the drawing we vis ited the new town of Fitzgerald and also inspected the lands that were drawn. We found the town on the most beautiful rise of ground, over looking the two rivers, with perfect drainage. The country tributary is well adapted to the various crops wheat, oats, kaffir corn, corn, broom corn, castor beans, and the bottom lands and valleys will produce good Indian corn and the finest alfalfa. Wheat and fruit of every kind will grow to perfection. There is a wide range of country from which to draw support for the town. We found many people arranging to engage in business in Fitzgerald. We found that the pur est and most abundant soft water that will provo of wonderful benefit to all and especially those who may suffer from kidney or bladder troubles. We feel confident that the town is des tined to be one of the finest health re sorts in the United States. We found our lands all satisfactory, and also all the land that was put in the drawing. Taking everything into consideration, we found the situation even better than we had expected, and believe that those who have dealings with the Fitzgerald Land Companj will receive fair and honest treatment throughout. There is not a man in our party who would take back his money for what he drew, in either lots or lands. Respectfully, B. M. Davison, Marshall, 111. C. L. Burnside, Dolson, 111. Samuel Mooney, Clemens, Iowa. Ernest Howell, Marshall, 111. D. G. Day. Marshall. 111. C. W. McConnell. Greensburg, Ind. W. F. Jones, Eaton, Ohio. J. E. Nay. Marshall, 111. J. E. McConnell, Forney. Texas. Fred Nixon, Belvidere, 111. John Oberhaler. Belvidere, 111. N. N. Smith, Peoria. 111. Jno. Laabs. Oshkosh, Wis. W. F. Cleveland, Oklahoma City. Chas. Abendroth, Oklahoma City. J. Kanngicsscr, Eason. O. T. J. P. Gandy. Fort Supply, O. T. D. J. Davidson, Marshall. 111. J. W. Yates, Beardstown, 111. -Oklahoma City Times-Journal Full information as to price of land, etc., may bc obtained from W. T. Saunders, corner Pryor and Decatur streets, Atlanta, Ga. IN THE BOOK STORE. "Here's an article," said the poet, "which says that poetry isn't read now." "Yes; and I think I know the rea son." "Out with it then!" "It's because it Isn't written!" Then the poet said it looked like rain, but he hoped it would clear up ere long.-Atlanta Constitution. CONSISTENT. "Which season do you prefer," ask ed the friend, "sumner or winter?" "It all depends," answered Mr. Sirius Barker, as ho unwound a muffler from his neck. "In summer I prefer winter and in winter I prefer sum mer."-Washington Star. ATTRACTIONS. Dorothy-"Was the intellectual evening at Mrs. Woppcrs a success, Barbara?" Barbara-"Oh, it was delightful, Dorothy. We had a bride and groom, two rich old bachelors, a twenty-three year-old college professor and a six weeks' widower."-Detroit Free Press. PUTNAM'S FADELESS D VF. produces the fast est and brightest colors Of any known dye stuff. Sold by ull druggists. In Algeria the native population has al most double \ less than fifty vcars, rising from 2,3U7,0u. 1S56 to 4,071*009. FITS perman ness after first NervcRostorer.; Dr. IUI. KLINK, Ou- of twenty men, nine v.omei ? cured. No fits ornervous iise of Dr. Kline's Great il bottle and treatisciree U31ArchSt.,Phila.,Pa. nd people eleven are See advertisement "I RE-AI iVUfirrh Cure In ?mother column - tho liest remedy mndft, The skeleton measures one inch less than thc height of thc living man. Piso'? Cure is tho best medicine we overused for all affections of throat and lungs.-WM. O. ENDSLKY, Yonburen, Ind., Feb. 10,1900. Conquer thc conquerable and submit to the inevitable. OlQS " I had a terrible cold and could hardly breathe. I then tried Ayer's Cherry Pectoral, and it gave mc im mediate relief." W. C. Layton, Sidell, 111. How will your cough be tonight? Worse, prob ably. For it's first a cold, then a cough, then bron chitis or pneumonia, and at last consumption. Coughs always tend downward. Stop this downward tendency by taking Ayer's Cherry Pec toral. Three sizes : 2Sc, Ste., 3';. All druggists. Conf.i'.t ymir ?<u-:<:r. I* he ?ayn take lt, thon do na he ?ny?. If "e loll? you not to take lt. tlmn don't take lt. He knowe. Laave lt with him. We ?re willina;. J. C. AV Ell CO.. Lowell. Mass. ltnhin mid ( harlie. Who flo mild and Rood ns Creeping Charlie, Playing gontly in his pardon-bed'/ When ucross thu hrd^u, In sudden parley, Bagged Itobiu thrusts his tousled head. "Hi, you house plant! Ain't you allus wtehlu' You ooulil join us other fel'ows somo? Hero's Joe Pye ami I aro coin' flshin' Down to Spatterdock's. D'yo want to como?" If the yellow head wn? palely shaken At tho touslod roil ono. saw not I; But I know thu courue 1 would havo taken, I Had Bob asked me, jogging rt aid ly by. -(JtirLstinu ?ogistor. Snylns? ?f Litt lo Kn lc<. "Why, Tommy, you are putting ou your stockings wrong side out." "I know it, mamma. Therc'B a hole on the other sids." "Pa, what is a philosopher?" "A philosopher. Jimmie, ?3 a man who thinks he has got through being a fool." Teacher-If four boys have 20 peaches and 30 apples what will each have? Bright Boy-Chol'rer morbus! Motherhood. Chinese CIillrircn'N UH m "ll. It is interesting, while American boys' and girls arc playing their games and enjoying their sports, to read of the enjoyment the children of other countries have. Chinese boys and girls, for instance, have their games that they play with just as much en thusiasm as do their western cousins. One of these is "the hawk catching . young chickens." The children stand one behind the other, having the larg est boy to protect them from the hawk. The hawk, the child who, as we say In most games, .'s "he," comes to catch thc chickens; but the line swings back and forth and the pro tector keeps between the brood and the hawk. Another game is "pointing at the moon or stars." The children form themselves into a ring, with one of their number blindfolded ia thc cen tre. Thc ring moves around, thc plas'ers singing. The ring stops, and the boy in the centre points. Thc per son toward whom he points must take his place blindfolded in thc centre. A Forgotten Monument. One of the charms of life in the country is its moderation and free dom from hurry and excitement. It is possible, however, to have too much of a good thing, as an incident which happened recently in a New England farming district indicates. .Farmer Allen bad gone up into his attic to get a spinning wlieel for the tableaux which the summer boarders were to produce in the town hall. Like most country attics, it was packed with thc relics of several gen erations, but the thing which at once attracted tho attention of the city girl who accompanied the farmer was a gravestone, tucked away under the eaves. "Why, there's a gravestone," she said. "Yes." The farmer dragged it out and turned its face to the light. The inscription on it read: Sacred to the memory of Henry F. Allen Born 1S50 Died 1850 "Yes; that's Henry's stone-he was my youngest boy." 'But why-" began the young wom an. "Why ain't I ever set it np?" There was a slight pause. Farmer Allen was returning the stone to its place under the eaves. "Well, I've always meant to," he continued, mildly, "but I ain't never got round to it." AonlHtintr th?; ?Hom . Grandma Hollis pushed her specta cles far down on her nose, and looked over their tops with mild reproof. "Now Robert,' she said, convincing ly, to her grandson, "I don't like to hear you say you can't remember dates, because it's an easy thing to do if only you set about it the right .way. Now when anybody asks me about the date of anything I just use my simple method, and it never fails; and I'm sure nobody could have a worse memory than I have, dear child." "What's your method, grandma?" asked the boy, ready for any sug gestion which might help bim in his weakest spot. "Why, it's like this." said Grandma Hollis, cheerfully. "There's the Dec laration of Independence. I should never be sure of the year that oc curred if it weren't for my method; but I think of your mother's marriage -that was in 18S9. I remember that because thc date is on the little ring your father gave me. and I look at it two or three times a day. "Then I know she was 21 when she was married, because it. wars thc same age that I was when I was married, so that carries her back to-21 from 89 leaves 6S. And slip was fight years old at the time of the Centennial in Philadelphia. I know that because I got her a twisted wire figure eight pin at thc exposition-and she lost it. "Then you see eight added to 6S makes 70. That's 1876. Of course centennial means subtract a hun dred, and there you have 1776, with no trouble at all, Robert!" Grandma Hollis beamed with the joy of one who imparts rare wrsJom, but Robert, although respectful, seemed oppressed. Set Your Watch by n Stnr. "Hitch your wagon to a star," said Emerson. Set. your watch by a star, says W. S. Harwood in thc St. Nichol as. You must se t your watch by a star if you wish to be up willi tho times, these days. Out of thc vast number of stars in the heavens, and visible to the eye at night and out of the much greater multitude that celestial pho tography is bringing forth on its nega tives, there are some COI) that may be depended upon, stars that have so long been watched by the astronomers that they are Known to be practically invariable. Any one of these you may set your watch by, but it would be rather a difficult thing for you to pick out thc star you wanted yourself, and even if you should select the right one, you would not bo likely to know just how to go to work to regulate yur time-piece. For about two centuries most of thor/3 600 stars have been under the critical eyes of the astronomers, who have measured their exact places la the skies again and again. It has thuf come to be known that these stars cross the meridian of any place at certain times every night. The medidian of any place is the line the sun crosses there at noon-an imagin ary line from pole to pole, directly overhead, dividing east and west. The times when the stars so cross the meridian are predicted by the astron omer years in au.ance, and tables are made which are exact to a small fraction of a second. After the as tronomers, through long series of years of testing, found this out, lt occurred to somebody that here was a perfect test for timepieces. Perhaps we owe it mainly to the great rail road companies that the time of tho country finally became regulated throughout the length and breadth of the land. Railroad companies must have regularity in their schedules; they cannot rim their trains accord ing to clocks and watches that do not agree; priceless human life and property beyond valuation would pay the penalty of such policy. lili Mr?t Speech. The story as told by the orator himself, a business man prominent in every movement that brings together citizens for thc general good; pre sents him as enc of four persons who went to another city to "help start a charity." A clergyman was of the party, so was a city official, and its third num ber was a woman of gifts and gra cious presence. The business man, who had never made a speech, was summoned at the last moment as a substitute for a physician who found he could not go. The four philanthropists chatted mwrily during the journey. When they reached their destination, they were taken lo a church, a large church filled with people, and welcomed by the mayor of the city. Before the business man. who had prepared no speech, who had never made a speech, the occasion began to loom up in unexpected proportions. Apparently these hundreds of persons had come to hoar something and he had nothing to say. Presently the mayor mounted the platform, laid his left hand upon the pulpit, and called on the visiting city official to address thc meeting. Thc city official, magician-like, drew from' his pocket a fine array of typewritten papers and calmly proceeded to read. A nervous sweat broke out upon the young business man's forehead. He had no typewritten papers. Then the minister was called upon. He laid his left hand on the pulpit, as had the mayor, and spokri in a rich, persuasive voice, without a pause. An inspiration flashed upon thc business man, an opening sentence. Beyond that his mind was a blank, except for a hysterical recollection of a German student whom he had once scorned and pitied-an orator, whose trembling, apologetic knees belied the thunder of his voice. "If ever I speak in public," the business man had said then, "I will keep my knees stiff. They shall not ! betray embarrassment, even though my tongue refuse to wag." But nov/ thc minister ended, and thc mayor began a description of some one whom thc business man did not in thc least recognize-until he heard his own name. He found him self staggering toward the pulpit. As thc others had Jone, he laid his left hand lightly upon it. At that critical moment a purring voice somewhere within him mur mured. "Perhaps, after all. it is as well to let one's knees wiggle-waggle a little." His knees, which he had always experted to master, began to imitate thc German student's knees. "Ladies and gentlemen." he gasped to this knee accompaniment-it sounded to him like the rhythmical rattle of castanets, "ladies and gentle men, this work which you arc about to underatke is so important that, if it is to bo undertaken at all, it must be undertaken seriously." That was his opening sentence, the one ho had prepared, the only one he had rescued from the wreck of his in tellect. This spoken, he looked blankly out upon the sea of faces, vaguely wondering how soon the au dience would begin to laugh. "I might start the laugh myself," he thought, fantastically. His knees continued active. After a time his lips also moved. "Ladies and gentlemen," he shout ed again, "I feel so strongly what I have already said that I desire to re peat lt." As he repeated his only prepared sentence, it occurred to him that he might cover sufficient time by explod ing with this precious utterance, this which the world could not take from him. although all else was gone, at regular intervals of GO seconds. "We cannot feel too strongly that this work is serious!" he cried aloud yet again, and he thanked heaven that this was so, that he had thought of it betimes. And having thus shouted his be loved remark a third tome, he sat down. It was long before ho was asked again to speak in public, although in his dreams he addressed many audi ences and vied with Daniel Webster. Day by day he accepted such oppor tunities for public .activity as came in his way, and he wrote much, that ho might develop ability to express his thoughts. Then, after many months, a day of possible reward pre sented itself; and this limo, when ho was called upon, lt was not his knees that moved-lt was his tongue Youth's Companion. A Telephon? Motor, A patent for an invention by which the actual length of the time that a telephone ls used on any occasion can be measure?., so that thc company may charge the subscriber only for the ac tual service he has had, has been re cently obtained by Thomas Baret of Sydney, New South Wales. A sub scriber who, in thc course of a day, should use the telephone for an hour would pay for that, longlh of lime, and not thc same amount as another sub scriber would pay who would perhaps ure his telephone several hours each day. Thc "telephone meter" consists of a clockwork mechanism which is quiet when the telephone is not in use but which begins to move the moment the receiver is lilted from the hook, and so registers the length of time tho instrument is employed. The appara tus ls so arranged that thc up-and down movement of the lover switch winds up the clockwork. A dial plate indicates how long thc telephone has been in use. Ila Wnen't Surprlnrd. "See here. I found two pebbles in thc milk bowl yesterday." "I'm not surprised, ma'am. The water is very low just now In tho brook where the cows drink. - Cleveland Plain Dealer NO UPRISING THERE. Elderly Gent (clinging to strap) There are a good many conditions af fecting our governmental system to day that are very oppressive and their continuance may some day lead to a popular uprising. Lady (also on the standing commit tee)-Perhaps, but-(with withering glances at male occupants of the seats)-you would never look for lt to begin In a street car.-Richmond Dis patch. Spiritualism Declining. "?y"1 It hos been tho general observation that for somo years post spiritualism has boen In a gradual decline. This is the law With every thing that ls not founded on tru? inorlti Thd reason Hostettcr's Stomach Bitters has beett recognized as th? leading family medicino during tba past fifty years is because it is founded oh trud morlt; and has always b?en found reliable in Cases of indigestion, dys b'-psia; constipation and biliousness; Try a bottle and satisfy yoursolf; It takes a strong man to hold his tongue. Cork weights fifteen pounds per cubic foot, gold 1155 pounds. Ohio Knows Tetrerlne. .V. C. McCall, Granville, 0., writes: "Iflnd your Tctterinc to bo a marvelously good thing for skin diseases." 50c. a box from J. T. Shuptrine, Savannah, Ga., if your drug gist don't keep lt. Lord Breadalbane is tuc owner of the finest vine in Europe. Tyner's Dyspepsia Remedy Cures Indi gestion and Dyspepsia. At Druggists, 50o. A musical education isn't necessary to sing your own praises. Deafness Cannot Bo Cured by local applications ns they cannot roach tho diseased portion of the ear. Thero ls only ono .way to cum deafness, aud that is by consti " tutlonal remedies. Deafness is caused by an inflamed condition of thc mucous lining of tho Eustachian Tube. When this tubo is in flamed you have a rumbling sound or Imper fect hearing, and when it is entirely closed Deafness is the result, and unless the" inflam mation can bo taken out and this tube re stored to its normal condition, hearing will bo destroyed forever. Kine eases out of ten aro caused hy catarrh, which is nothing but an inflamed condition of the mucous surface. We will give Ono Hundred Dellars for any enso of Deafness (caused by catarrh) that cannot bo cure'j by Hall's Catarrh Cure. Cir culars sent tree. F.J.CHEXEX & Co.,Toledo, 0. Sold by Druggists, 75c. Hali's Family Pills are tho best. Japan now possesses the heaviest and finest battleship afloat, thc Mikasa, of 15,200 tons displacement. Best Tor Hie Bowels. No matter what ails you, headache to a can cer, yon will never get well until your bowels arc put right. CASCARETS help nature, euro you without a gripe or pain, produce easy natural movements, cost you just 10 cents to start getting your health back. CASCARETS Candy Cathartic, the genuine, put up in metal boxes, every tablet bas C. C. C. stamped on it. Leware of imitations. A girl of sixteen is apt to think her soul is yearning for something when what really is the matter with her is that she's hungry. Women Who Work in home, shop or factory can their work much easier if they comfortable corsets. The Staught Front Royal Worcester and Boo Toi; Corsi Combine Comfort, Ease and Eic gan Ask your dealer to show them ,o yoi Royal Worcester Corset Co., Worcester MORE COTTON to the acre at less cost, means more money. More Potash in the Cotton fertilizer improves che soil ; increases yield-larger profits. Send for our book (free) explaining how to get these results. GERMAN KALI WORKS, 93 Nassau St., New York. "oaf 3~ UNION MADE Nolict increase o/ taits in (aile below: 19985*748.700 .fair.. 1899 ZZ: 898.182 PnirS. f^^Walrs. fwizz 1,506,720 Business Mare Than Doubled tn Four Year* THE REASONS I W. L.Douglas makes nr.il sellmnore mon's 9.1.00 andS3.6i) shoos than any othor two man ufacturers in the world. W. L. Douglas S3.00 and 53.50 shoes placed side by eldo with $5.00 and SG.C0 shoe? of other makes, ara found to be Just as good. They will outwear two pairs o? ordinary S3.00 aud 33.50 shoes. Mada of tho best leathers. Including Patent Coro m Kid, Corona Col- id National Kangaroo. Fut lolnr Kjelft? and Am./i Bindi llooli t?cd. W. L. Dout?las S4.00 "Gilt Edge Lina" cannot bo cquillea at any price. HhocH ?. v mail ?Se. extra, ?'utnlo?free. Il XV. I.. Itoiigln?, Krocktoii. Mnr?xJJ DID YOU EVER Consider tho Insult offered tho Intelligence of iliKiklnic people when tho claim i* mada that any one rcmedv will euro all ill oases? No, well, think i''li and sent 'or our book telling ?il ?bo it .n Special Remedies for special dis I ?ailed ..ondit mts. and our Family Mod lc I ne ?CsaeS. A postal card will seouro (ho book and a sample cf Dr. Johnson'* "After D nner IM I." <t Atfenti? wanted. Tim Homo Kemedy f Co.. Austell Billldltg Atlanta, Ga. ? Self-Threadins Sewing Machine Needle! Senil3Te?nd we will ?end yon sample pa kape assorted needles. Olva nama of mach ne. Ai-rms wanted. Na tional A ittomasic Needle Co., l?o Nassau St.. ?. Y. City NT WDIFCOVERT:sl?e? quick r? 'ief and ellie* wor?t ca?c? Book of lett int iinia t e ml IO du') a treatment Prec. Dr ll H. 0?-MU'S *"?t. BesB. At sn*? I? NTiUng toa^lrertinfr*. ANC-l! no-l'sj-!. Mention this Paper mtsm HIMS WnEKfc AIL ELSE FAILS, j Hes: Comet? Syrup. Tastes Oood. T>e Sold bv dniczlsts. ^ '.CONS U MP Tl ON'r i? ' , J, E, O'DONNELL W??B Sick Eisrlit Years with Female Trouble and Finally Cured by Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. "DEAR MRS. PINKHAM:-I haye never in my life given a testimonial before, but you have done so much for me that I feel called upon to give you this unsolicited acknowledgement of MKS. JENNIE E. O'DONNELL, President of Oakland "Woman's Riding Clnb. the wonderful curative value of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com pound. For eight years I had female trouble, falling of the womb and other complications. During that time I was more or less of r.n invalid and not much good for anything, until one day I found a book in my hall telling of the cures 3'ou could perform. I became interested : I bought a bottle of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com pound and was helped; 1 continued its usc and in seven months was cured, and since that time I have had perfect health. Thanks, dear Mrs. Pinkham again, for the health I now enjoy." MRS. JENNIE O'DONNELL, 273 East 31st St., Chicago, III. - v-?COO forfeit if above testimonial ls not genuine. Women Buffering from any form of female ills can be cured by Lydia E. Pinkliam's Vegeta ble Compound. That's sure. Mrs. Pinkham advises sick wo men free. Address, Lynn, Mass, THE LANIER SOUTHERN MACON, GA. Thorouph In al: Appointments. Rindnen men ro> r.pnlze our. diplomas M a toptimo ulai of ability and worth. All brnn -hes taught. Full Information cheerfully furnished. Gold Medal at Kilfinin Expoaltlon. McILHENNY'S TABASCO Bea. los 1 Barley' la prodlirv!? J .ulric, Tlcltl log in IWI for Mr. Wella. Orltaai Co.. Kaw York. Ins bajahfla per arr-. Doea we ll artfywhera. That parn. 20th Century Oats. Taja nat aaarTtl, prvtocirg from '?01) to 'MK} bu.. per acra. Salzcr'a OM? ure war rantcil to produce creal jicMi. Thc U. S. Ac. Dept. call, tbciu tba Terr bcatl That puj-?. Three Eared Corn. ; J i to ?jO ku.. Mt acre, la extremely proltuole at prca, em price, of com. Knlzcr'a tctJa produce rwrTwbere. Marvel Wheat jleMi't ni ii State, bit jaar oaerll) baa, per mc. Weal? liavo t tic celebrated Mucca* ronl W heal, " lilch ) Iclde.l on our farms 63 bua. per acra. Tlutt pny?. Speltz. Greaten creal food OD aarlb-SO bu.. gralu and 4 tom magnificent bar per acre. That paya. Victoria Rapo nakei lt poa.lblc ta .cioar boga, a heep ami calilo al a coil of bul lea lb. .VI ar rel ouai- prolidc. doea TTCII m.';'... ?: Th.-it pars. Bromus Inermlc. ilo-l wouili-rful cr??' of the eeuturr. l'roducc*6iooa of hay au<I lol? and tot. of pasturage bcaidt-a |?cr acre. Grow? wherever aoll la found, Seizor'-, aced la warranted. That pays. 610.00 for 10c. Wc wi.h jou to tr/ our (real 'arin ?roda, heuco off r u aend IO farm aced lamplei. conlalnln-. Thoaaaod Headed Kale, Tcoitnie, Rape, 'Alfalia. Spelu, eic. (fully worth r$10.00lnreia?ltri) together wlia onr greaic-.i-.log, for 10c poi lag?. SALZER'S MAGIC CRUSHED SHELLS. Beat on earth. Sell at 11.35 per ISO lb? bag; 13.75 for 500 1 be. : IMO for 1.000 Iba. SVialsby & Company, 41 S. Forsyth St., Atlanta, Ga. Engines and Boilers .(?.niai V/nter Ha-n*?*m, Simm I'uinpa and 1'i'n lu-ri li y Jnji-.tur?. ^8 ?inntifnctnrors and Dealers ID S^LXTV MILLS, ( ont Mill?, Feed M HU. Cotton Gin Machio, er.r ami Grain Separator*. SOLID and INSERTED Saws, Saw Teeth and I < cks, K H ic itt'K I'M t fut Docs. Itlrdsall Saw SHH and Kiiplne Repair*,Governors, Orate Har* and a lull Uno of Mill Supplies. 'Price sud quality of poods punrantoed. Catalogue iron br mentioning tbis paper. EE-M Catarrh Compound Cures Catarrh, Asthma, Bronchi tis and Colds. A MILD, PLEASANT SMOKE, PURELY VEGETABLE. We giro an lion-clad guarantee that ita proper usu will euro CATAUHH or your monev refunded. Fur tobacco users we make EK-il .Medicated ('Isa'* nntl -mokinz Ti.ii toco, carrying same medical properties its thc com nott nd. Samples Fro?. One box, om- month's treatment, one dollar, postpaid. Yt ur druggist, or HE-M Company, - Atlanta, (ia. E. J. Vawter's Carnations are the Best CHOICE Fri ra Dio famous * A'awter ?^xiic s^Tfift? ssa ARN Al IONS cuttings, propagated with out art flt ial heat, font postpaid, on receipt of price. 5 Carnation IMnntn l'or *?5e} 5 Prliiecof \V:il.'- Ytolcufor 25r:3 Canna Bulba, for '25*; 3 ? ulla I.Hy Bulbi? for25o i-rdim fi iit-d In rotation. Order now. Address OCIAS Tx. a Ku KAI. Co.. [Inc.], OCF.AS I'AMC. CAUFURSIA, "&???& Thompson's Eye Watir