All manner of extravagant expressions are possible when a woman's nerves are overwrought. The spasm at the top of the wind pipe or bronchial tubes, "ball rising- in the throat/* violent beating of the heart, laughing and crying by turns, muscular spasms (throwing the arms about), frightened by ihe most insignificant occur rences-are all symptoms of a hysterical condition and se rious derangement of the female organs. Any female complaint may produce hysterics, which must be regarded as a symptom only. The cause, however, yields quickly to Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com pound, which acts at once upon the organ afflicted and the nerve centers, dispelling effectually all those distressing symptoms. Mrs. Lewis Says : .? ? Feel Like a New Person, ^ * Physically and flentally." ^.M?EAB MRS. PINKHAM :-I wish to speak a good word for Lydia E. F'inkhaiays Vegetable Compound. For years I had evarian trouble und.suffered everything from nervousness, severe headache, and pain in back and abdomen. I nad consulted different physicians, but decided to try your medicine, and I soon found it was giving me much relief. I con tinued its use and now am feeling liko a new person, physically and mentally, and am glad to add one more testimonial to the value of your remedy." MRS. M. H. LEWIS, 2108 Valentine Ave., Tremont. New York, N. Y. Writing to Mrs. Pinkham is the quickest and surest way t?~get the right advice about all female troubles. Her ad dress is Lynn, Mass. She advises women free. Following is an instance : Mrs. Haven's First Letter to Mrs. Pinkham. "DZAE MRS. PINKHAM:-I would like your advice in regard to my troubles. I suffer every month at time of menstruation, and flow so much nd for so long that I become very weak, atso get very dizzy. I am troubled before and after menses, have pains in ovaries co bad some get around have sore feeling in lower part of bowels, feeling, a desire to pass urine frequently, with. L'hcea, headache, fainting spells, anu some not in good condition. Hoping to hear 2508 South Ave., Council Bluffs, Iowa. md Letter. gress my gratitude for what your four years with womb trouble, vd that I could hardly do my t of the time. I doctorpd for ing your remedies-Lvdia lood Purifier. Sanative tVash imam."-MRS. EMMA HAVEN, 1,1900.) Owing to the fact that tome sceptical people have from time to time questioned thc ?eauii,cr.rts nf the Testimonial letters we are constantly puUbhin _ ?TaJn who w:R shoa that the above St genuine," or were published before obtaining the writers' special permission.-LYDIA E. PINKHAU MSDICINS CO. Cat rat tad retan fal? ad. Bealla* Ka. ttftV tad wa ?Ul ired yon Uta Saw, Im? _proTrd, lile* Cradr, I!If* 1m, Urea KtMaV Klra-Urawer, Oak Cabla? t, ?o-y?-r panal*-d Bardi ri H Bawlac Kochia* br frtlcbt C, o. c., SUBJECT TO EIAUIHATICN. "ica canexMnlaeltat your Creight depot, and ii found perfectly satis, factory, exactly ai mreseated, ai rood a raiicalae aa yea caa buy tamarra 5S?W U f40.00, THE MOST WOSDEKIXt SAB8U5 ETKB ItUBPOV, pay th? frelcht a?cnt cur SPECIAL OFrjB WICJESI2.85 and freight __CSK TH I JUCIIUB'THBEK nHM lS?Ot ltOWll llOXKand we wUI nef vax TOCK MONET ANT DAY YOU APE NOT SATISFIED. THE NEW 1901 MODEL BURDLCK H ttO.VOa-a?kioe?. wl,h the deferta of aaa?. For years we have staked our repa ti Uononour 10800 SEWING MACHINE; we now offer it for tho tint tlrao for only S! 2.85. The Burtllck His built on honor from very bett materials. Has positive four-motion food, self threading \|. bra ting shuttle, automatic bobbin ?Inder, adjust able bearings, pated tension Uberator. Improved loose wheel and shuttle carrier, adj aa tabla pres ser foot, patent dress guard, beautiful nickel trlnmlno, newest atTle kaatUosaely curved beautifully- tiulahed aolld oak five* drtnrerdrOB head cabinet. VERY LfCI?T ECXMNO, aearly aolreleaa. . is AT *IO QC we furnish the fOROICK H complete with 1 cloth guide. 1 33? Al olthtOw quUt?rr.2aorewdrlTers.6bobblns.:packa?aof needler, oil *""3 5 canandlaitractloa ttook which makes everything- to plain that even a child O can operate ta? machine. Far 7S eeati extra, or tlS.i"/0,we furnish In addition to above a completa set of HIGHEST DRAPE FOOT ATTACHMENTS packed tn metal box. Including 1 ruffler. 1 shirring plate. 1 tucker. 1 underorRider, 1 binder, 1 short foot and set of hemmers, different widths up - ' If yon want th'eae extra foot attaehmei WE SELL CHEAPER" nu_chlo.es offered by o thereat th? ynudatt aewHt; raaehlaa vaia* Su> imSSmSS^SSSK^^t^yiliSS?^^ are thV lariat Ww?ns mac hine dealer? in th? world and caa surely ?SS^l^l^^^01^.SE-IRS. ROEBUCK & CO., CHICAGO, ILL. ,to,"i of aninch. In ordering, ?"riTi?sinMtrstlsa ;," " nts at ? o cent* additional. ... -".__., r tM. bb-h r Lt ?LIS we furnish ?SWUgh t^tw^^SPSS^T?SS^ Idea trade Two hundred bushels of po tatoes remove eighty pounds " -?? of "actual" Potash from the soil. Unless this quantity ||??|j is returned to the soil, W?SL t^ie *?U?win?> croP will materially decrease. We have books telling about composition, use and value of fertilizers tot various crops. They are sent free. GERMAN KALI WORKS, 93 Nassau St., New York. DYSPEPSIA yields to naturels medicine, New Use for the Necktie. "While I was over in the Arkansas mountains last winter on a hunting trip my guide and I came across a sugar maple orchard where two men were collecting and boiling down the sap," said a Memphis men. "We sat around with the natives awhile and ate maple sugar. When we started to leave one of them, who had been regarding my tie very close ly, asked the guide, in a low voice, why I wore that rag around my neck. " 'That's to keep his nose from bleeding," replied the guide, who was a man of some humor. "As we walked away I heard the natives telling each other how sorry they felt for me on account of my af fliction."-Memphis Scimitar. HER PIECE DE RESISTANCE. Mr. Fraidovcr-I don't dare bring any of the fellows home uncxpectedy, be cause I never know what my wife may have for dinner. Mr. Bravitout--Oh, I always know what my wife will have, because in a case of that sort she invariably has thc same thing. Mr. Fraidover (interestedly)-And what is that? Mr. Bravitout-A fit.-Leslie's Weekly, Acic Yonr Dealer for Allen's Foot-Ease, A powder to shake into yonr shoes : rest* the feet. Cores Corns, Bunions, Swollen, Sore, Hot, Calions. Aching. Sweating Feet and In growing Nails. Allen's Foot-Ease makes new or tight shoes easy. At all druggists and shoe stores, 25 cts. Sample mailed FREE. Address Allon 8. Olmsted, LeRoy, N. Y. Recent estimates place the number of electric mining locomotives in operation in Pennsylvania at 250. yteaally cures Dyapepsla and all stomach, liver, kidney and bowel disorders. An un - rivalled aperient and laxativo; Invigorates and tonea the whole system. A natural water of tho bl?hest medicinal value, con centrated to moko 11 easier and cheaper to bottle, ship and ase. A C-oz. bottle is equal to 2 gallons4 of nncondonted water. Sold by druggist! every-wsirar i wt jr?. Crab epnJs trade- ? ? ' mark on erei7 bottle. CRAB ORCHARD WATER CO., Louisville, Ky. HDHDCY NEW DISCOVERY; riv, (La* IX \ar m Vp I quick relief and euros won ease?- Bool of testimonial? and IO days' trsstms i Irre Dr. H. B. GBEEN'B BONK. BOX B. Atlanta, na A nonth't Teat Free. If yon have Dyspepsia, write Dr. 8hoop. Racine, Wis., Box 148, for six bottles of Dr. Snoop's Restorative. Exp. paid. Send no money. Pay $6.60 if cured. All the machinery for grinding and pol ishing glass of a new Toledo plate glass plant is run by electric motors. Indigestion is a bad companion. Get rid ol it by chewing a bar of Adams' Pepsin Tutti Frutti after each meal._ Lake Nicaragua is the largest fresh water lake between Lake Michigan and Lake Titicaca in Peni. i sers CU R Er FOR ro ? UUKtS WHtRt Att ELSE FAILS. Beet Cough Syrup. Tastes Good. Dea _ In time. Sold by druggists. S0Z000NT forfhi TEETH 25c It requires no experience to dye with PUT NAM FADELESS DYES. Simply boiling yonr goods in the dye is all that is necessary. Sold by all druggists. j In twenty years, at a small lighthouse ; in the Orkneys, 14,000 hours of ?torm have : been recorded. Hollanders find it cheaper to import hay from La Plata than to raise it on their own meadows. On a recent scientific teat a worker in metals succeeded in drawing a penny out into ?700 feet of wire. " Use Material at Hand. GOOD road adds greatly to the wealth of a State or na tion. It is a kind of wealth, too, that is pretty well dis tributed ainong the people. It helps the public at large aud is appreciated by every one who travels, writes A. W. Cheever, of Dedham, Mass., in the New York Tribune. Water in the soil is the great ob struction to contend with in the mak ing and maintaining of good roads. In sandy sections natural drainage is a great help, but where loam and clay predominate and where surface or spring water isnb?nda?t some method must be adopted to keep it from soak ing and softening the material of the roadbed. In many places roads can be greatly improved by a comparatively small outlay if the labor be rightly di rected. I have in mind stretches of country road leading along the side bf gently sloping hills where the mois ture in the soil naturally Inclines to pass across the highway, either on the surface or underneath, at varying depths. In such cases the ditch on the upper s:de will be full of water at cer tain t -s of the year, drainage water soaking down from the higher land. With such a ditch full of water on the upper side, even if there is not enough to overflow the road, the road itself will necessarily be soft, and if there is much travel it will be cut up In a short time into deep ruts which will be more or less full of water. If the land is undulating the water will flow j in the ditch till a low place is reached, where it will cross to the lower side, making a particularly bad mudhole to drive through. No New England man j but has seen many such mudholes in ' the highways. Where the flow is more abundant there is usually a culvert built for the water to pass through, but culverts are costl3\ and have to be occasionally | rebuilt on account of getting clogged . or destroyed by frost undermining the walls. I have found that a good and j cheap way to avoid such mudholes is . to dig a sufficiently wide ditch across such a road and fill with small stones, ? letting the stones extend to the outer 1 Hues of the road. Then after covering the stones with a coating of straw, bog hay or shavings, hr.ul the soil back, making the surface of the road somewhat higher than before. In a woods road the stones at the sides of the road will soon be so covered with leaves that the soil will not clog up to prevent the flow of water. I have made such drains four to six feet wide, but if stones were plenty and the amount of water called for it they might be much wider. It should al ways be remembered that the poorest place in a road measures tho amount of load a team can draw. A single mudhole or sharp risc over a knoil may measure the weight of load for mauy miles in either direction. Ten dollurs in a single drain may save hundreds to the community in a few years. lu many o? our New England -toffi*^ where stonesarc^^jf5fU|f^at T^jjpjjji^^enbuilt to "get rid tones," and many walls along roadsides are of little use at the pres ent time except where they Inclose pastures. If the ronds are narrow the winter winds often fill them to the top of the fences with snow, making the highway utterly impassable. If the roads run across the country in an easterly and westerly direction a snow- ' fall of only a few inches may fill the roads full uuder a northerly blow. Clearing such roads is exceedingly costly and unsatisfactory, as it ls labor that leaves no permanent improvement to show for tlie cost. Now, if the stones of these fences were laid in the middle of the roadway and covered with a suitable depth of gravel they would make a way that could never be much muddy nor ever need much labor in breaking roads in winter. I am a believer in State roads, but we cannot all have them at once. Still, we can make better ones than we do by following judicious methods of repairing thosj we now have. Road making and road repairing ought to be looked upon as a trade that re quires some sort of training for or ap prenticeship to in order to use funds economically, instead of being a busi ness that any fool can work at. Towns should keep their best road builders In office for terms ' years, and should be looking out for the training of youug men to take the places as they become vacant. As much skill is required to build a good road as to build a house chimney. We would not expect one to do the latter without some training. I am in favor of stone crushers and steam rollers, but I am sure that some towns have purchased them without realizing +heir limitations. Crushers cannot make stones, nor can a good road be made with rotten ledge. A road scraper Is a good thing iu its [dace, but 1 have seen much labor wasted in its use. Good judgment will be at a premium for some time to ! come. Uns Troved Acceptable. The Higbie-Armstrong Good Roads law in New York, passed through the efforts of the League of. American Wheelmen, has proved how acceptable is the "State aid" plan. Under this law the State of New York pays one half the cost of building a road, the total amount of such work in a year being restricted te the amount appro priated by the Legislature for the State's share. Applications for the "State aid" are made by the counties. If New York would meet the requests now on file from the counties and property owners willing and anxious to pay their half, the Legislature would have to appropriate over $4,000,000. Cost Per ?I ile. Three thousand dollars per mile is the standard estimate of the cost of building macadam roads of tirst-class quality. The cost varies, of course, | with quality of soil, accessibility of I raw material and so ou. Some road ' builders contend tba the cost in lill- . nois can be brought as low as $1500 or SISOO a mile: With the Drew hill a Jaw and providing free raw material it might be brought lower.-Chicago Rec ord. Wonderful Milking Record. The milking record for New Zea land has been put up by a Plains settler and his wife, who, without any help except what could be given by a twenty-inonths-old iufaut, milked sev enty-nine cows twice daily. It is a fact, and can be vouched for, that he [lelivered on nu average of 2000 pounds of milk a day at the factory, and not a penny was spent in wages la*t year.-New Zealand Dairyman. It ls folly to draw a bill ou a blind ! man payable at sight. j O'CASSIDY'S DAUGHTER, Her hair from the sunbeams their radi* ance has stolen, As with lon?, rippling glory it hides her from view. And the deep azure light when young April baa fallen Is the glance of her eye in its heaven of blue. Oh, love, truth and honor And joy wait upon her As she trips with the graces and walks by their rule, For pleasure entrances And glows where 3he glances, O'Cassidy's daughter, blush rose of the coole. Her mouth in its dimples and witchery naming Where mid beauty's sweet curves the young loves have their birth, While the blush of her cheek sets the painter a dreaming Ot a lady supernal no longer of earth. Her laughter clear ringing, Like piety bringing To the heart a new gladness in joy-tide of yule. Maiden modesty taught her; She lives o'er the water, O'Cassidy's daughter, blush rose of the coole. Oh, she's glorious in graces or form and of motion, And her heart, where young purity nestles secure, ? Makes her like our young maidens least know the commotion Her glances or smiles cause our swains to endure. May sweet joys caress thee And heaven's love bless thee! Thy mind's like the waters o? the soft, limpid pool, . Thou dear Irish maiden. Glory crowned, beauty-laden, O'Cassidy's daughter, blush rose of the coole. -The Rev. Robert Leech, in Buffalo Commercial. PITH AND POINT. Hoax-"Braghart says bis family's wealth is fabulous." Jonx-"That's right-it's a myth." Ice Man-"Good-by, old man; i'm glad you had such a severe winter." Coal Man-"So long; I wish you a siz zling summer."-Ohio State Journal. "I care not for his spendthrift ways," The maiden cried in glee; "He's simply lovely, for, you know, He spends ir all on me." -Philadelphia Record. Mistress-"Another breakage, JaueV And a wedding present, tool How ever did you do it?" Jane (sobbing)) "They al-ways break -when I-drop 'em."-Punch. Mrs. Sleepyize-"Henry, thc alarm clock just went off.'' Mr. Sleepyize (half asleep)- "Thank goodness! I hope th'thing'll never come back." Ohio State Journal. "Why did you hit the complainant with a fence-picket?" the judge asked. "Because, sorr. Ol didn't have time to pull up a post," answered the ac cused- Indianapolis Press. Under the sun there's naught That'6 strange, 'tis true; But-mark me-every month The moon is new. -Ohio State Journal. "Do you like dialect?" asked the literary youug woman. "Yes," an swered Senator Sorghum; "If I had my way I'd have i; used altogether.' It would save us busy men a. heap of looking in the dictionary."-Washing ton Star. Mrs. Styles-"Are you going out; on your wheel to-day, Bridget?" Bridget "Indade, I'm not, mum; I'dnot br^H| tbe Sabbath day, mum.^**^*^ '^^^^^h^i?P^ometl??i^ you're WRptg&ng to break, Bridget."-Yonk ers Statesman. "What do you think of the dessert, dear?"-said the young wife. "I made it out bf Mrs. Shouter's cook book." "Oh, that accounts for it. I suppose it's the leather binding that in?kes it so tough," replied the great brute. Philadelphia Press. ' _ "I suppose you think you have the greatest climate in the country," said the tourist. "No," answered the man who was suffering from a cold. "We don't claim the greatest in that line. But we do claim the largest variety." -Washington Star. Little Freddie-"Please, Mr. Drug gist, papa wants a bottle of liniment, and mamma wants a bottle of china cement, right away." Druggist-"All right; what's wrong?" Freddie "Mamma hit papa with the sugar bowl."-Baltimore American. Keeping Track of a Vacuum. There was once a chief engineer iii the British Navy, a patient man who had spent so many nights by. the bed side of an expiring boiler, which never expired, but kept ou bursting blood vessels and getting a death rattle in its thousand throats, that he had be come reconciled to knowing that he would be called upon to stop leaks at all hours of the day and night for the rest of his natural life. His only envy was th? man who could sleep undis turbed through the whole night. This man was Bulstrode, chief engineer of another ship. , One night the assistant engineer sent a man up to Bulstrode to report the gradual aisappearanee of the vacuum in the air pumps. Knocking nt the door the man sang out: '.Please, sir, the vacuum is decreas lng." The answer came back in a drowsy voice: "All right. Report to me if it gets lower." Half au- hour later the man rapped again at the door. "The vacuum is much lower, slr." "Very good. Tell me if it gets still lower." After another half hour: "Mr. Bulstrode, the vacuum's gone, sir." "All right; report to me if lt comes "wck."-Waverley Magazine. The Valae of Tact. A story of the wonderful tact, kind ness and hospitality of one of thc leaders of Baltimore society, who died recently, is told in the Baltimore Sun. At one of her famous receptions a| rather awkward young man, with lit tle social experience, accidentally knocked over and smashed one of pair of beautiful and costly vases. Seeing his chagrin and embarrassment the hostess Immediately put him at his ease by declariug: "Oh, Mr.-, I am so much obliged to you for break ing that vase. I never did like it, and I have .been hoping that I could get rid of lt somehow. Now that you have given me the excuse. I am going to give myself the pleasure of smashing the other one," which she accordingly proceeded to do, although she prized the vases hlghlv. It is said that to a shop girl or a theatre ticket seller or any one else who did Ler some favor or act of cour age, her thanks were so charming that the person thanked fairly worshiped her thereafter. Where tho Fault Is. These complaints of bad cooks; have you observed that they all come from elderly people? Children are given the scraps around home, say nothing, and get fat. The world is all right; the cooks are all right; it's your stomach that is out of order.-Atchlson Globe. It's easier to run into debt than It ia to crawl-out^_-J LAYING A GHOST. \ -- Architect Relates His Experienc? In Lo* S eating .. Mysterious Noise. -'"There is certainly nothing more dis tracting than a slight monotonous noise," said a young architect of this city. "I mean a noise of the drumming or tap ping variety, repeated with mechanical regularity. One can become accustomed to the worst kind of a promiscuous hub bub and learn to enjoy tranquility next door to a barber shop, but the tap-tap tap of a loose shingle or rickety window frame will bore its way into the nerve centers like dropping water eating into a stone. What reminded me of the sub ject was a peculiar experienece I had last week. A friend of mine who works in one of the railroad offices, sent for me in considerable distress and begged me to come home with him and locate a noise that he said was driving his wife almost frantic. The couple live in a suite of rooms over a store in an old and heavily constructed brick building. "I found the noise that was bothering them was audible only in the right-hand front apartment, which they used as a parlor, and as soon as I heard it I appre hended their desire to be rid of it. It was a curious sound-a sort of faint me tallic rapping, which came apparently from nowhere in particular and was about as loud in one place as another. Such a solid bidding was not likely to be subject to vibrations, and I confess I was considerably puzzled. I listened at tentively at all the walls, shifted every article of furniture in the room, and went over the entire building above and be low, without finding a clew to the nui sance. The only place the noise could be heard was in that ?nc room and there seemed to bc absolutely nothing to ac count for it. My friend's wife is nat urally a nervous woman, and she had worked herself into such a condition fhat she declared she wouldn't remain an other day on the premises. "At last, just before retreating (ie-, feated, I threw open one of the windows and noticed an old drain pipe running down by the casement. 'Hello!' I said to myself, 'let's see where that thing goes to.' I went downstairs and found it led into an arcaway and from thence across thc back yard to the rear of an other building, where a cistern was evi dently once located. Six inches from its open end was a sheet of tin, covering a hole of some kind in the wall, and as soon as I drew near the secret was out. There was a steam engine for an electric light plant in thc building, and the loo e tin vibrated steadily whenever it was in motion, which was practically day and night. The drain pipe simply acted as a speaking tube, and, returning to the room, I found the upper end broken off in line with a big crack in the window casing. I jerked down the pipe and tbs ghost was laid. Architects and builders are quite frequently called in. by the way, to locate and suppress annoying sounds. The nuisance is much more common than anybody would suppose who has never suffered from it. Not long ago a heavy partition in a building here was torn open simply to get out a loose lath that was worrying thc tenants on bnth sides." New Orleans Titnet-Dcmocral. THE FAMILY SILVER. "Fer the land's sake !" said the vornan in the blue "Mother Hubbard." as she fastened the clothes linc io the division fence, "what do you t'iink of them ]o ncses tdJj"' gg?????? 'iiiUte^'.irrrarT1,'' l"^?j2?nrttee an "stole the family silver? Tarni ly silver ! Huh !" "It's so. though," said the woman in the next lot. "They had a dollar an' a quarter piled on the mantelpiece for the grocery bill, an' it was all in silver." Indianapolis Press. Th* Steam Locomotive Doomed. It fa claimed that within a few yean the elactrio motor wfil completely supplant the steam locomotive, and trains will tuen rush along at a speed of 100 mileB an hour. To travelers this will prove a great blessing, but no-more so than Hostetter's Stomach Bitters has proved a blessing to those who wish to regain their health quickly. The Bitters cure dyspepsia, indigestion, biliousness, malaria, rever and ague, also improves the appetite and purifies tho blood. In a state of nature tea trees grow to a height of forty feet; in cultivation they are dwarfed by .pruning to not more than three. Doctora. Lawyers, merchant*, And people in all conditions of life, who have used Crab Orchard Water, continue to use it and recommend it. No testimonial has the same effect as personal experience. Skeletons 4000 years old have been found near the village of Flomborn, in Germany. The bodies were of enormous size. M. L. Thompson & Co., Druggists, Couders port, Pa., say Hall's Catarrh Cure is tho boat and only sure cure for catarrh they ever sold. Druggists soil it, 76c. Money talks, but a little scare causes it to shut up tight. FITS permanently cured. No fits or nervous ness after first day's nso of Dr. Kline's Groat Nerve Restorer. $2 trial bottle and treatise free Dr. R. H. RXINK, Ltd., 931 ArchSt., Phlla., Pa. The tender b nanas grow and do fairly well in sheltered portions of Southern Cal ifornia. Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for children teething, sot tea tho gams, reduoo* in namma - fion, allaya pain, cures wind colic. 25cabottla Virginia had thc largest population of any of the States at the first census in 1700. _ I am sure Piso's Cure for Consumption sn ven i my Ufe three years ago.-Mn?. THOMAS ROB BINS, Maple St., Norwich. N.Y., Fob. 17,1900. Before the discovery of sugar, drinks were sweetened with honev. Did you ever have tl stomach, keeping you au that make the cold persp ates suffer with it night a cause of this fearful ailm give the sufferer sweet, r THIS IS THE TABLET GUARANTEED TO CUBE al bad breath, bad ?too*, wind aa kCMnehe, Indigestion, pimple*, pa pinion and dl?clneso. When yoi fettlaa; sick. Constipation hills BM tlaa starter for the ebronl? alln afterwards. No natter what alls yon will nerer act well and bo w rieht. Tahe oar advice) start wl< cnn mn tee to care or rsonoy rtfunc A LUXURY WITHIN THE REACH OF ALL! In our Roasting Establish ments we po iitively do not allow the use of Eggs. Egg Mixtures, Glue, Chemicals, or similar substances. LION COFPEE is an ?solutely Pure Coffee. Watch our next advertisement. Just try a package of LION COFFEE and you will understand the reason of its popularity. LION COFFEE is now used in mil lions of homes. 'LAYING DOWN THE LAW." THE poet writes his simple lay. The builder lays bricks by the day, The carpet man lays carpets too, So all are "laymen." good and true. The hen lays eggs for all mankind, Which daily in their nests we find. But the funniest sight we ever saw, Was Paddy " laying down the law." Pat boasted to a friendly "Gop," Who often visited his shop. That he'd a lion tamer been The fiercest lions ever seen And claimed in manner rather fresh, That he'd oft eaten lion's fiesb. The officer joined in to say That he " drank " Lion every day. " What's that ye say ? " then Paddy cried, "Ye spalpeen; shure Oi think ye lied." The cop said "you're too fresh I think, It's LION COFFEE that I drink It's pure and strong, and healthy too, And helps a man his work to do. ike a cup^r-^otomeet The mHb?Pmy weary beat ; The last word just seemed to suggest A thought to Pat; he did the rest His fist flew out, the cop fell down, While Paddy's face assumed a frown. .."Ye fooled me, did yez ! " he exclaimed As still another blow he aimed. " I hope yez will excuse me paw 'Tis fond of "laying down the law ! ' " In every package of LION COFFEE you will find a fully illustrated and descriptive list No housekeeper, in fact no woman man, bov or girl will fail to find in the list some article which will contribute to their happiness, comfort and convenience, and which they may have by simply cutting out a certain number of Lion Heads from the wrappers of our one pound sealed packages (which is the only form in which this excellent coffee is sold), tne wrappers oi uur uuc v t> WOOLSON 5PIC? CO.. TOLcArfOHH). HADN'T EATEN THE WAITER. A big fellow, on paying his bill in a London restaurant, was told that the sum put down didn't Include the walter. "Well," he roared, "I didn't eat any waiter, did I?" He looked as If he could, though, nnd there was no furth ?r discussion.-Tit-Bits. That Pale Woman foil meet everywhere In nine cnscs out ten ls j nt tied to rosy chocks ind a strong constltu j lon. Her troubles nru ens ly curable. Th 1 j lent remedy is Dickey's Female Ionic and legulator. It luvljtorate9 all tho delicate or :nnl9in of wotnnn, and banishes every form of emale weakness. W.L.DOUGLAS $3, & $3.50 SHOES K. wi worth of W. l>. Douzlas Jj! aoi! U.SO ?hoe? ia 84 to 85. My 8d dat Elise Linc cannot be equalled at any price. It ls not alone the best leather tliat makes a first ..lass shoe lt ls the brain?, iths. t have planned the best 'st vie. louts a perfect model If ne does not. LS? catato?giving full ^^^#?&S. ??rocUton. Mn... 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The ent is in the stomach and bowels, and a Cascaret taken at night will soon bring relief and efreshing sleep. Always insist on getting CA5CARETS! alU IS / up. as air t' thun hobo-mobo troocki!-truck. "I have been naine CASCA BET? for I uso os ala, vita which I have bean afflicted for over twenty yean, and I can say thu Cascare ts have fri vea ma moro rellof than aay other remedy I have ever tried. I ah&u cer tainly recommend them to my fricada a? be ing all they ore represented." THOS. G ILLABO, Elgla. Di w ly the. cove "S suer" spet, star thr ur 10c. 25c 50c NEVER SOLD IN BULK. DRUGGISTS il bowel trouble., ap??ndlcU'?, blllou.aeas, Ul? stomach, blotted bowels, foal me o ck, las after entina-, llrer trouble, sallow toa ~ iwels don't snoTO reiralarty yon aro iop!e than all other diseasestetro ta? r. tr? people than all other disoasestaeotaer leota and lons: J ears .fan ?ferla ir that eons yon, start ta kl as; CASOALKBTH today, fro. ell all the Unte astil yon put jeir bowels .h CAHCAKET8 today, under an nbsolnto le?. m GUARANTEED TO CUR Et Five y en rs ?pro th? nrst CARJCrVweuiaold. Now lt IsoT.ralx million boxee a - similar medicine In the world. TMt ear bead testimonial. We have faith. ? million boxes a year, afrontar than any s ls absolut? prnof?f r"be.1 la.tlmoolol. We have fclth. and will aroa teed to euro or money re fonded. Go bny tanny, two ssj? boxes, YO oma?Er. noaoa^trtnLaa per simple directions, and If yon ar? not anUafled ^JfTw a.Vna 0" M