Edgefield advertiser. (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, November 28, 1900, Image 4
St?l fie Caught Custoaers.
'A well known portrait painter was
Hot always the receiver of such hand
some honorariums as are now paid
him for his portraits. Time was, says
Tit-Bits, when ho lived lu a common
?lodging house near the Pantheon at
an altitude of no less than seven
?tQrlcs., Necessity is the mother of in
vention, but how to induce a discrim
inating public to climb seven pair of
stairs?
He put up a placard in the basement
of the house, "Portraits taken here.
Only ten francs. Studio on the third
.floor."
When the would be purchaser had
arrived at the studio designated he
found himself confronted by a placard,
"Ten franc portraits. The studio has
been removed to the fifth floor."
After intieh puffing and panting the
fifth floor was reached, where a new
bill met the inquiring eye, "The ten
franc portraits. The studio has, ow
ing to rebuilding of the premises,
been temporarily removed to the sev
enth floor."
Having suffered so much the victim
did no* mind suffering once more, and
the aspiring artist got another cus
tomer.
The Chincso Situation.
Tho cau3C for I lie present Chin?so entan
glements ia not religious difTerencea, but the
abuse o? tho Chinese immigrants by tho
foreign powers. Another great revolution
comes from tho abuse of the stomach. O vor
taxod digestion produces constipation, in
digestion, dyspopsia and flatulency. Hos
totter's Stomach Bitters is the beat medicine
to take. It will restore a healthy tone to
the entire* system, and thus prevent nerv
ousness, sleeplessness or despondency. Don't
fall to givo it ? trial.
ni? Nervo.
Ho-How I envy the man who just >ang the
solo. *
She-Why, I thought ho had an exceptional
ly poor volco. fl .
Ho-Oh, It Isn't lils voice I envy; lt's his
nervo.- ?lt-Blts.
To Cnre a Cold In Ono I>ay.
Tate I.AXATIVK DROMO QCINIXK TAW.RTS. All
druggists refund the monoylf lt falls to cure.
E. W.UjtOVB*a signature ia JU ?aoa box. i?o.
Not Neglected.
Docror: "Well. I consider the medical pro
fe?doif b.vily treated. See how few. monuments
there fire to fnmons doctors or surgeons !".
The patient: "Uh, doctor, look at ourcemo
terlcs!" j_
Dyspepsia. Indigestion, Heartburn and all
stomac:i mid bowel troubles quickly cured by
Tabor's Pepsin Compound. Kuli slr" 50c bottl?
tree, express paid. Dr. Taber, Mfg. Co. Peoria, III
. Dispensarle* For Alnbun i.
Tho next Alabama legislature vnil hnvo r.
number ot bills for -consideration looking to
the establishment of ino dispensary system In
a number uf couuties throughout the state. . .
1 do not believe Plso's Cure for Consumption
bas nn equal for coughs and colds.-lens F.
BOYER, Trinity S'.rlugs, Ind., Feb. 15, 1000.
Made ii Difference.
. "Kitty. I can't stand your extravagance at
school: ?515 ;.. month for caudy !"
"Btu, pa, I don't pay for lt; I have the bills
sent io yon."
How shall a mother who i
female trouble bear healthy chi!
How anxious women ough*
the blessing of a good constituai
Many women long for a chi
cause of some debility or displai
they are barren.
Preparation for healthy m
Lydia E. Pinknam's Veget
cessfully than by any other me
and strength to the parts, euri
flamaiation. .
Actual sterility in women
thinks she is sterile, let her wi
Mass., whose advice is given fr<
be mothers.
Mrs. A. D. Jarret, Belt
M DEAR MES. PWKHAM :-I must v
table Compound has done for me. Be for
' to carry babe to maturity, having lost i
seven. ' The doctor said next time I vi
Pinjsham's "Vegetable Compoun
mother of a six months old girl baby,
has never seen a sick day in her life. S
Mrs. Whitney'
ff DEAR MB. PCTKHAM :-From, the
waa twenty-three I waa troubled with v
pains when my monthly periods came c
-Vegetable
The docto?
full time a
stitutional
mont;*.? .?
to take yoi
went my :
three mon
My baby i
healthy an
cannot exi
bad that I
to stay ai
mV{ Lydia E
Slound ;
o aa I di<
cess in tile future as in the past, and
mine has been."-MB3. L. Z. WHITNEY,
The medicine that cure;
Lysis? E. Pinkhi
Vegeteh
and OATS
FOR SALE!
Bed May sood wheat from a crop that yield
ed 38 to 35 bushels per acre, recleaned by a
special seed wheat clean er ,in new two bushel
bags,price $1.25 per bushol. Seed Oats grown
in North Carolina from Texas Red Rust Proof I
Seed, the North Carolina crdp yielding 80 1
bushels per acre, price 50o per bushel. Prices
on cars at Charlotte. N. C., freight to be
oaid by buver. Terms cash with order.
CHARLO TTE OIL- & FERTILIZER CO.,
FRED OLIVER, CHARLOTTE. N. C.
Women Bookbinders.
"One of the prettiest occupations In
?he world for a woman nowadays,"
said the representative of a well
cnown art publishing bouse, "Is the
rinding of books. Of course, one
nust have considerable artistic taste
n order to acquire the craft, "but ar
:istlc taste is not so rare at present,
iud there are scores of girls wearing
heir lives away as clerk3 and teach
es who would become skilled binders
vith little difficulty. The methods pur
sued by an Individual worker, who
ilms to produce unique effects, aro
mtirely different from those of a big
nodern bindery, and the trade can
>nly flourish in gi eat cities where
here ls a large and wealthy class
rom which to draw patrons. The art
)inder uses very few tools, and the
mtlre outiit consists of half ? dozen
nstruments, shaped like bodkins, a
?eavy leather pad, a wooden mallet, a
jaste pot, some needles ;nd waxed
hread and a supply of gold leaf. The
vhole collection costs only three or
'our dollars, and every detail of the
vork ls done painstakingly by hand,
such craftsmen make a specialty of
duding fine books In such a way as
o add to their beauty and value. The
.olumes they operate upon are gener
illy new, because old and rare books
ire, of course, preserved ' In their
trigina*, covers, and great pains aro
aken to make the binding harmonize
vith the contents. Not long ago I
aw a copy of Watson's 'Hymn to the
?ea and Other Toems,' which had
leen rebound by n young woman who
ms a shop, or 'studio,' as she calls it,
a Chicago. The_ material used was
cry dark morocco and the tooled, de-'
ign represented sprays of seaweed.
?he -Inside of the covers, which to a
onnoisseur are just as important as
he outside," were ornamented with- a
mall figure of a starfish in. gold, acat
ered Irregularly over the surface,
'he effect wns exquisite. She got $60,
or binding that book, and worked at
:, off and on, for a month, but she
dd at least half a dozen others in.:
and at the same time. There are
wo other women hinders in Chicago
nd five or six in New York. They all
ave as much work as they can .possl
ly do."-New Orleans Times-Demo
rat.
More Diplomacy.
Ile-I am the bearer of a charmed
[fe.
She (sarcastically)-Indeed! What
Teat dangers have you ever escaped?
He-None. But I have looked into
our eyes and heard the sound of your
oleo.
After a lapse of ten or fifteen min
ttes she became conscious of what he
ueant and permitted her beautiful
icad to rest against his breast.
tflUUU
REWARD
Owing to tho fact that
some skeptical peoplehave
from time to time ques
tioned thegenuinessofthe
testimonial letters we are
constantly publishing, we
have deposited with the
National City Bank, of
Lynn, Mass., $5,000 which
will be paid to any person
who will Bhow that the
following testimonials are
not genuine, or were pub
lished before obtaining
the writers' special per
mission. - LYDIA E.
PD?KHA? MEDICINE CO.
is weak and sick with some
Idren ?
t to be to give their children
on 1
Id to bless their home, but b?
lement of the female organs,
latemity is accomplished by
able Compound more suc
dicine, becaus? it gives tone
ng all displacements and in
is very rare. If any woman
rite to Mrs. Pinkham, Lynn,
se to all expectant or would
nont, Ohio, writes:
rrite and tell yon what your Vege
te taking your medicine I was unable
two-one at six months and one at
ronld die. bat thanks to Lydia E.
d? I did not die, bat am the proud
She weighs nineteen pounds and
be ia the delight of ocr home."
s Gratitude.
i time I was sixteen years old till I
weakness of the kidneys and terrible
n. I made ap my mind to try your
Compound, and waa soon relieved.
? said I never would be able to go my
ad have a living child, as I was coa
ly weak. I hail lost a baby at seven
>d half. The next timo I continued
or Compound : and I said then, if I
foll time and my baby lived to be
tha old, I should send a letter to you.
s now seven months old. and -is as
d hearty as any one could wish. I
ness my grot itu tc to you. I was so
did not dare to go away from home
iy length of time. Praise God for
. Pinkham"s Vegetable Com
ead may others wno are suffering
i and fled relief. Wishing you sue
na av many homes be brightened as
4 Flint St., Somerville, Mass.'*
I the ills of-women is
Mrs
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[ ?a. Wv Evaporators,
ytki \L4 KETTLES,
KOINES, BOILERS AND SAW MILLS,
AND REPAIRS FOR SAME.
Bristle Swine, Babbit, Saw Teeth and
"iles, Shat tine, Pulley o, Belting, Inj ectore,
Mpes, Valves and Fittings.
?rn IRON nous i mm co,
AUGUSTA. "A.
iention this YwlnwrTi??mTtiier''
S? 1 Thompion't Eye Wriir
TAUS *
ABOUT??
Pretty Scarf Sn.hes.
Embroidered tulle, point d'espirit
net, silk muslin and crepe de chine
are reserved for those long scarf sash
es which often form the chief feature
of a dinner or evening gown.
Sweet l?u?* for Perfumln? Linen.
There is nothing sweeter than laven
der .seeds and sticks wherewith to per
fume .llacu cupboards, but wheu lav
ender is scarce it is worth while to
remember that "sweet hags" for linen
may be composed, according to the
taste of the person using them, of any
mixtures' of the following articles:
Flowers, .dried and pounded; powdered
cloves, mace, nutmeg and cinnamon;
leaves, dried and powdered, of mint,
idiot, southern wood, ground Ivy,
laurel, hyssop, sweet marjoram, rose
mary; woods, such ns cassia, juniper,
I rhodium, sandalwood and rosewood;
roots of angelica and orris; all tho
fragrant balsams, ambergris and uiusk.
Porno r.MMiicm Women.
There are few fields in which wom
en are not represented. Some of the
less usual are found in the south,
where it would be hardly expected,
and in the west, where all things arc
possible. Shreveport. La., has a wom
an as;- clerk of the police court. Mrs.
Durriuger receives the same salary as
the men who have held the place, and
as she .has. held it many years it may
be assumed that she deserves it. An
other Shreveport business woman ls
Miss Delia H. Jacobs, who holds the
post' of i assistant secretary, of a build
ing- association, and personally man
ages most .of the clerical and business
affairs of the'company, which is large
and'wealthy.
Miss- Rosa Kelly is secretary of a
cotton inhTcouiprrny, and fills her office
with as much ability as any man
could. Chicago rises to present a
woman as president and general man
ager of a-large brass and copper works.
Outing Gowns.
There are for the autumn some good
gowns being turned out in cheviots,
covert-cloths and the double-faced
cloths. . There is not a great deal of j
difference noticeable since last spring
in the cut of the skirts; some have
the double box-plent, others the invert
ed box-pleat, and there are some with
au almost plain habit back. The new
est have one box-pleat, stitched flat
to the skirt Itself with rows of ma
chine-stitching that form a point to
wards the belt. This is supposed to
be more becoming than the straight
lines of stitching. Another model has
three small box-pleats that are shaped
to be quite small at the belt, and are
stitched flat on either side for a short
distance below the belt, and If the
cloth be heavy lt is cut away under
thc pleats. The*jackets are tight-fit
ting, rather short, and made like the
old-fashioned dress waist with a round
basque at the back, and opened at the
throat with small revers and turned
down collar.-Harper's Bazar.
At the Bauble Shop.
Huge turquoises of clear pale blue
or of greenish-blue, streaked with cop
pery veins, are set In dull gold, and
make handsome and striking orna
ments. The conventional turquoise,
surrounded with diamonds, has been
done to death, and is no longer be
loved of the smartly dressed women.
Among pretty novelties in brooches are
rosettes of diamonds, with a pearl lb
the centre. Two of these rosettes are
united by chains of pearls and gold
wire, and make a most adaptable sort
of brooch. Pearls and diamonds will
lead this season. Even the craze for
emeralds and the revived furore for
coral seems to have given way to the
colorless stones in vogue. Etruscan de
signs for pendants and charms are.
the greatest favorites, but diamond
serpents, lizards, birds, lucky beans,
shamrocks, cats playing with pearl
balls, flying foxes, terriers and wish
bones are fanciful favorites. Enamel
brooches, circular shamrock and heart
shapes, are bordered with pearls and
bear a diamond device on the surface.
Bows with pendant ends in diamonds
and pearls are pretty and novel.
' Her Own Manicure.
A girl whose nails are noticeably
well kept explained to a group of com
panions "the other day that she was
her own manicure, and that her im
plements were few and not at all the
expensive or showy outfit that most
persons-particularly dealers and man
icures-consider necessary. "To begin
"with," slie said, "I never use nail
scissors, not even cuticle-scissors or
knives, but nail-clippers. These never
produce,r hangnails, while scissors or
knives^bay. My manicuring box holds
some boards, a stick of orange wood
sharpened to a thin broad point, a
piece of pumice stone, half of a fresh
lemon, a jar of amandine, a tiny jar
.of rose paste, although a box of pow
der with a polisher, or a blt of cha
mois ' unmounted will do as well.
Once a week I 'do' my hands thorough
ly, and with a trifling daily care they
are well kept. The pumice stone re
moves ink and other stains; the lem
on is.the only bleach needed, and ls
better than any other, a? it will not
thicken the nails as most of the pre
pared bleaches made from mineral
acids will. For the weekly care of my
nails I soak my fingers a few minutes
In tepid, soapy water, trim the nails
with the clippers, using the emery
board to shape them. I clean them
oniy with the orange wood stick, never
with a steel cleaner or anything rough,
keep the cuticle pushed down, and
finally smear with the least blt of
rose paste and polish with the powder
and a polisher or piece of chamois. The
amandine ls to nourish and heal the
nails, and, I use that occasionally at
uight."-Detroit Free Press.
Fans In Miniature.
The. newest fan is a revival of the
old-time Watteau model, and Is very
small, says the London Daily Mail.
The designs painted on satin, silk,
gauze and lace are among the more
expensive, but even those on the
cheaper fans are often exquisite. The
fan has the scene with the figures and
flower gardens, green trees and tint
ed skies painted on its face, and the
clouds, trees and greensward repro
duced on tho back, only omitting the
figures and flower beds.
Th?n there is another model, a tiny
W.atteau medallion set in the midst of
ijhost exquisite sprays of mignonette,
clusters of violets, with here and there
a daintily colored butterfly or a be
spangled bird. An Empire fan is
shown of black, red, wnire or dark
green gauze, with lace figures and de
signs over it, outlined with tluy span
S'v-, ;7.'".?z!2 "?teh the reflection of the
lights and throw ou-, ISlZzZ^T* ra?s
as the fan is waved to and fro.
Most costly of all ?are the weblike
affairs of Honiton, with a plain me
dallion in the centre, upon which is
exquisitely painted a. Watteau scene.
The roses on the bushes are so in
finitesimal as to resemble pin points,
and yet they look natural enough to
pluCiv. The gowns of the ladies are of
the richest satins and brocades, the
sky tints are truer to nature than in
many a larger painting, and the dash
of pretty coloring in the centre of the
flimsy, web-like lace pattern makes the
fan perfection.
The newest fans are mounted on
mother -of-pearl, amber, bone and wood
en sticks. The pearl, amber and bone
sticks are beautifully carved and out
lined with gold, and the wooden sticks
continue the violet, heliotrope and for
get-me-not designs of the fan.
Italy's New Qncen Is Sinlleles*.
It is said that Oueen Helene of Italy
has not yet learned to smile. She is
beautiful, but cold. A correspondent
of the Pall Mall Gazette furnishes the
following Information about her:
"Of shooting, the queen is past mis
tress. In a land where every one
shoots, where it is said the children,
boys and girls, are born with rifles in
their hands against the Turks, she is
considered an exceptional shot. Her
father. Prince Nicola, is intensely
proud of lier achievements, and says
he would willingly let her shoot an
apple off his head'if she could only be
induced to try. 'It is much easier for
Helene to hit than to miss,' he says;
'it is instinct that she sees straight;'
mid that straight regard is one of D?t
characteristics in intercourse with peo
ple. No wavering, no roundabout
ways; she looks you straight in-the
eye, addresses you a simple question,
and expects, and usually receives, a
direct answer. She employs, perhaps,
less of the suavity usual in courts, and
is rather terrible to moral backsliders,
but she is honest, and, perhaps better,
good. My cwn opinion is that she will
not be very popular at first with thc
nation ut largo.
"She is handsome, but not of a
beauty to appeal particularly to Ital
ians. Tall and graceful, with a small
head, she lias a "Complexion almost
yellow in its sallowness, with large
eyes, round rather than loug, and of
an exceptional beauty of expression.
But she lacks graciousness of manner,
her serious face, as she drives through
the streets, certainly not adding to
her popularity.
"Her position for some time .will be
of exceptional difficulty, taking, as she
docs, the place of Queen Margherita,
who smiles on tho people as though
slie were delighted with them, and is
ever accessible to '?he calls of mercy.
Queen Helene is so, too, I am sure,
but she has yet to prove it.
The entire dress of velvet the prom
ised greatest novelty.
Long plume effects in fancy feathers,
long breasts in Amazon style, quills
and wings used for hat trimming for'
fall wear.
Violet-cloth blouses, fastened with
crystal huttons, have collars, revers,
and cuffs of silver-fox, chinchilla, or
very dark mink fur.
The bell flare model made with five
or seven gores, sometimes with a single
or double-breasted flounce, the popular
coming skirt model.
A novelty this season is phosphorized
silk, so called because the surface has
a phosphorescent effect, intended to
suggest the glimmer of the sea.
Heavy all over lace, with colored
silk lining, will be used for evening
and dressy waists. Tiny rhinestone
ornaments in profusion will serve for
decoration.
A novelty is panne metalique. A
special process gives a metallic sheen
to the panne and it is highly effective
Changeable striped and broche panne
is also shown.
Ostrich feathers are already showing
themselves in the millinery establish
ments in all colors, and they can be
lound to blend with the soft shades
of the handsome new cloths.
The lace shoe ls if anything increas
ing in popularity in these mannish
shoes. There is no call for the nar
row toe in any of the stores, though
there has been but little change in the
general run of boots.
For fall wear black velvet waist
coats will bi? popular. They are cut
low, and fastened with large rhine
stone or enamelled buttons, and, are
immensely effective under the bolero
of a white pique suit.
It is predicted that.the painted fabric
of last year will be more in evidence
than ever in the coming season. Whole
panels jf painted velvet gownR of
painted chiffon and every painted orna
mentation will bc seen.
Buttons promise to be very fashion
able, and handsome new designs are
made of steel, gold, crystal, jet, moth
er-of-pearl and paste jewels. Enamel
buttons with and without jewels, gold
and oxidized sliver and cameo buttons
are also in vogue.
Natty French jackets of covert cloth
are made with loose fronts without
dart seams, double-breasted, and
finished with three graduated circular
shoulder capes, thc roll of thc lining
showing like a silk or satin piping at
the extreme edge of each cape.
Becunne Sbc Loved Him So.
"You do not care for me!" he cried,
desparingly. "You do not believe in
my love!"
"On thc contrary," replied the np to
date girl, "I am giving you thc best
possible evidence that I do."
"But you refuse to marry me," he
said.
"And why?" was asked with the air
of one who thinks she has been deeply
wronged. "It is because I believe you
love me and I care enough for you not
to make you miserable. Nothing could
be more unselfish than my action. You
are poor. You could not supply roe
wtth those luxuries that I crave and
t*e fact that you had to deny them to
me would make you unhappy. The
greater your love the more wretched
you would be in such circumstances,
and lt is to save you from this unhap
piness that I refuse you. I shall sac
rifice myself by marrying some one
with lots of money, but it will be for
you-all for you."-Chicago Evening
Post
When it comes to making love two
heads are better than one.
. The great trouble in trying
to sell what are called patent
medicines is that so many claims
have been made for them that
people don't cr won't believe
what honest makers say.
We have been telling our
story sixty years. Did we ever
deceive you once? If we make
any statement that isn't so, we
will stand the loss. Go to the
druggist and get your money
back.
Here's an example. Ayer's
Cherry Pectoral is a good cure
for a cough that comes from a
cold. Your cough, if you have
one, may not come from a cold;
your doctor will tell you about
that.
It is a straight medicine with
sixty years of cures back of it.
There isn't a ghost of the ordi
nary patent thing about it.
J. C." AYER COMPANY,
Practical Chemists, Lowell, Mast.
Ayer'? Sarsaparilla Ayer'? Hair Vigor
Ayer'? Pills Ayer's Cherry Pectoiil
Ayer's Ague Cure Ayer's Comatone
THE INFLUX OP FINNS.
Why Tlicse Trlfly, Honest Peasmts Art
Leaving the Czar's Domain.
lt ls announced that a large number
of Finns will come to America this
year. Steamship companies bave
made estimates as high as 53,000, but
as there are only two and one-half
million people in the grand duchy of
Finland, these figures seem to be ex
aggerated. It is hardly probable that
one person In every fifty will emi
grate. Nevertheless, it ls certain that
the policy of the new Czar of Russia
Is driving from his country a large
number of bis most valuable subjects.
TJntll Inst year, the usual number of
Finnish emigrants who landed an
nually in New York was under 2,000.
although in the early 'SOs many more
came, attracted by prospects of work
on railways and in mines. Last year
the number had risen to 0,420.
Tho immediate cause of unrest
among the Finns is the edict of a year
ago, by which the Russia army con
scription was introduced Into the
grand duchy. The Russian navy has
been successfully manned by Fin
nish sailors, and the Czar has evident
ly concluded these 6turdy people
would make good soldiers. This is a
j violent departure from what had been
Russia's policy toward the Finns up
I to ten years ago. The grand duchy
vwas ceded to Russia by Sweden In
1809. The Czar Alexander L issued an
! edict, guaranteeing their constitutional
rights "for all perpetuity." Each Czar
since that time has Issued n similar
edict. About ten years ago Alexander
II. began steps for the Russlanization
of Finland by abolishing its postal
system, suspending its criminal code
and introducing the Russian language
Into the schools. Nicholas II. did
nothing until his conscription procla
mation. "Within a week 522,031 adult
Finns signed a protest, which wo s
carried to St. Petersburg by a delega
tion of 500 men, but the Czar refused
to receive them.
Beside sending Russian officials
throughout the grand duchy and abol
ishing the Finnish flag and postage
stamp, the Czar has now again inter
fered in the Finnish schools, probably
the best in Europe. The University
nt Helslngford has 2,134 students, 285
of whom are women. There are forty
four lyceums in the country, and out
of a total of 458,000 children of school
age, fewer than 19,000, only 4 per
cent., do not receive Instruction.
By imperial edict hereafter the Rus
sian language is to be used exclusive
ly, and about half the subjects taught
hitherto are declared seditious. The
Finns, who are good Lutherans, fear
that in this way the religion of tho
Greek Church will be thrust upon
them. Their national spirit is still
strong, and they deeply resent this
blow at their native tongue and Insti
tutions.
The Finns have always been faith
ful subjects of the Czar. They have
never plotted against him. There was
no excuse on such ground for his
action. The United States has noth
ing to fear from Finnish immigration.
The peasants are thrifty, Industrious
and upright. In this case, Russia's
loss ls America's gain.-Kansas City
Star. .
The American Invasion of London.
The suggestion in your issue of to
day for providing volunteer guides for
our American, colonial and country
cousins on their visits to London
strikes me as an admirable one. How
often do we see our visitors gazing
aimlessly about the streets, jostled by
the crowds or standing npart nt street
corners trying in vain to And out in
"Baedeker" what they want Surely
there are many Londoners of both
sexes possessed of a competent knowl
edge of the chief churches, museums
and objects of interest (or who could
soon obtain such knowledge) who
Would be glad to devote a day or half
a day now and again during the holi
day season to escorting about London
small parties, say of eight or ten.
Letter in London Chronicle.
His Only Boy.
Mr.-Henpeck-Maria, there's no uso
your trying to deny that 'our little
Arthur takes after me In one way.
Mrs. Henpeck (severely)-Oh, Indeed!
What way ls that, please?
Mr. Henpeck-I noticed when you
went up behind him n minute ago that
he dodged and winked as If he ex
pected to be hit, just as I do.
SCHOOLMVAM AND LOVE
Chicago Hard Put to Find Unmarried Teach*
iaz Ladles.
"It Is not very often that I want to
swear," said the principal of a south
side private, school which prepares
girls for college, "but I certainly felt
like lt when I opened my mall yester
day morning."
"Did some mother who had con
tracted to send her daughter to you
write at the last moment to say that
she had changed her mind?" asked his
friend.
"No, lt was not that," answered the
principal. "I'm so used to that sort of
thing that it no longer causes even a
frown. Two of my best teachers
wrote that they would be unable to
keep their contracts for the coming
year, as they were going to be married
in the fall."
"Well, you can't blame the poor wo
men for wanting to get married, can
you?"
"It wouldn't do any good if I could,"
replied the boarding-school man. "But
I do say they have no right to think
of such a thing. Now, both these wo
men have been with me since they
were graduated from a well-known
woman's college. ' They told me at tho
start that they intended to devote their
lives to teaching, o-: I would not have
taken them. For .Var years they have
been most devoted to their work. They
seemed perfectly contented and abso
lutely devoid of sentiment. It's this
summer business that does it. You
never can tell what is going to happen
during the summer. They went to the
mountains this year, Instead of the
seashore, although I advised against
lt. I never could understand why men
and women get to thinking of marriage
as soon as they get into the mountains,
but they do. If they had gone to thc
seashore or to Paris they would have
come back to mo more determined than
ever to make teaching their life work."
"Well, yoi: won't have to worry long
about filling their placesfc" remarked
the friend.
. "There aro plenty of applicants, to
be sure, but it is a hard Job to pick a
teacher tha c will suit. One never
knows their motives. So many girls
start to teach who do not have to earn
a living. They think that they should
do something because their people
have spent so much on their education.
I That sort of girl always has some ro
I manee which is just about to break ?
Into a fire, and the fact that she has
started to work for herself drives the
young man to the point. He promptly
proposes, and she tries to get out of
her contract before the year Is half
over."-Chicago Inter-Ocean.
Von Waldersce Agilent Sixty-Eight.
I think that Count Waldersee has
given guarantees of being fit for the
enterprise of undertaking to bring an
army of troops of eight different na
tions under one^helmet and conducting
it to victory.
Among the personal traits that adapt
him especially for the difficult task of
commanding international hetero
geneous bodies of soldiers is a faculty
for softening opposing opinions and ar
bitrating between contradictory wills,
a faculty which likewise came to life
ns far back as 1870-71, and, further
more, a diplomatic skill in the way
of suggestion.. When we old associates
In the General Staff met recently to
bid him godspeed on his voyage, he
shook our hands, then mustered our
faces. "Some of you are wondering
why I accepted this command," he re
marked. "We shall see." And, or
dering up his horse, he vaulted into
the saddle-sixty-eight years old. yet
still as elastic as a lieutenant-Lieu
tenant-General von Briesen, in The
Independent.
Thc Pest Prescription for Ch UM
?nd Forer ls a hettie of GitOVE'3 TASTE?.KSI
Cn ILL TONIC lt ls simply ?run and quinine lu
H tasteless form. No cure-uo pay. I'rioo .Vio.
'J. J Young.
"Ah! If I w ro younger," sighed the wealthy
olil man, "I might hope to win you."
"Yes, or ton roars older," she replied, dreami
ly, for he waa only a llttlo over sixty und still
quite robust.
A Colonel in tho British South African
army n.iys that Adams' Tutti Frutti was a
blessing in hts men wbilo marching.
The Truth of tho Matter.
Watts-Ah, well, a man doesn't think tho
world half so wl<:Uod niter ho gets along In
years n little.
Potts-Yes. by that limo ho has generally cot
to bo a little Wicked himself.
KITS permanently cured. No fits or norvous.
noes af tor Hist day's uso of Dr. Kllno's Great
Nerve lleatorer. f?j trial bottleand treatise froe.
Ur. li. ll. KUNU. Ltd., 991 Arch St.. Phlla.. Pa.
Evidently Knows Him.
Mark Hanna is ano of those brutal-minded
persons.-Milwaukee Sentinel.
Each package of PUTNAM FADELESS DIE
colors more goods than any other dye aud
colors them better too. Sold by all
druggists. _
Depends.
Arny Zeppors-Keeken you could llvo on 15
ponts a 'lay?
TufTolil Knott - Ez fur ez the solids ls con
cerned, b'gOfh. that'd be au independent lor
tun'."-Chicago Tribuno.
Best For the Dowels.
No matter what alls you, headache to. a
cancer, you will"never cot well until your
bowels are put right. CASCAEKTB help
nature, cure you without a gripe or pain,
produce easy natural movements, cost you
Just 10 cents to start getting your health
?ok. CABCARETS Candy Cathartic, the
genuine, put up In metal boxes, every tab
let has C.C.C. stamped on lt. Beware of
Imitations.
Wrinkles.
Miss Pnssny-When ho proposed. I tried hard
not to let him road any encouragement iu my
face, but he did.
Miss Popprey- Alli I suppose ho could read
between thc linos.
SlOO Howard. 8100.
The roaders of this papor will be plea?o.l to
learn that there is at least ono dreaded dis
ease that science han boen able to cure in all
i tn stace*, and that ls Catarrh. Hall's Catarrh
Cure is the only positive cure known to the
medical fraternity. Catarrh being aconsiitu
tional disease, requires a constitutional I real
m-nr. Hull's Catarrh Cnreistaken internally,
acting directly on the blood and mucous sur
faces of the system, thereby destroying tho
foundation ot thc disease, and givinirthe pa.
tient strength hy building upthoconBiitutmn
and as?istincr nature in doinc its work. The
proprietors have BO mach faith In Its curative
powers that they offer One Hundred Dollars
for any case that it fails tocuro. Send for list
of testimonials. Address
F. J. ClIEXBY & Co., Toledo, 0.
Sold bv Druggist*. Toe
nail's Family Pills aro the best.
Gold From thc Klondike.
A total of $.'0,106.f>87 worth of gold dust and
bullion has benn received at the Seattle assay
ofneu during tho present year.
Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for children
leetlilng. softens tho gums, reduces lnQamma
llon, alloys palu, cures wind colic. ?5c a bottle
The Kattlc-Scarred Hero.
It is doubtless t' UT that Toddy has had moro
things thrown at him than any other person
encased In campaign work.
AMD STROM? NERVES
With glowing health all things are possible, small annoyances fade into
lothingness and real troubles are battled with successfully. Women who art
riesscd with perfect health are a constant joy
o themselves and all around them. The beauty
vhich health alone can make permanent is a
xown which raises a woman above other
vomen. Such beauty is always accompanied
>y a sweet disposition, for snappishness is a
iure sign of ill-health and leaves its mark
mickly on the features.
It seems to be the fashion for women to
gnore health and sacrifice it to the little
;very-day trials, or offer it up on the altar
>f devotion to daily tasks. Then again
,ho nervous organization of women is con
?tantly attacked by woman's natural ex
jeriences, so that it is practically impossi
jle for her to retain the beauty which
?ature gave her, unless she has discrimi
iating advice and right support.
Dt*a G pee ne9s
for the Blood and ?Yervos.
Trials and troubles are easily overcome by
bhe women whose strength is the genuino
strength of perfect health. Dr. Greene's Ner
mra blood and nerve remedy, bridges the
:hasm that separates the sickly woman from
lappiness. It fills her veins with blood that is
pure and clean. >
Mas. WM. E. BOSSE, of 85 Farrington St.,
Plushing, L. I., says :
"In regard to myself, I have suffered for years
ivith disease, having been troubled with great ner
vousness, female complaints, indigestion, and
rreat weakness and prostration. I' did not
aavo strength to do much of anything. Know
ing the great value of health and strength
[ consulted doctors and took many medi
cines, but they all failed to cure rae,
and I grew worse rather than better.
I happened to seo in tho papers how
much good Dr. Greene's Nervura,
blood and nerve remedy, was doing in.
restoring to health evorybody who took it,
and I thought I would try o bottle. I used
it and to my surprise I began to gain strength every day. I am so thankf ni that I tried itl
It is certainly the most oiccllent tonic and strength 'giver. I recommend it very highly
and wish that other pooplo who are troubled in any way would.take warning and use it"
TO PRESERVE WOMANLY BEAUTY
At all the stages of a woman's life Dr. Greene's Nervura blood and nerve
remedy, is shown to be efficient to ward off the results of nervousness, or over
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renowned medicine builds up the forces destroyed by disease, grief, or over
exertion, and the effects uf this great medicine are quickly felt and permanently
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Nothing they can possibly do will so surely keep them strong and well, or re
pair the exhaustion from acute illness, nothing will work sb continually to the
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is at 35 West 14th Street, New York City, where he may be consulted either by
personal call or by letter Women may write in perfect confidence, and get
Dr. Greene's advice free. '
ii expensive
ss
Ti
99
9
9
is the one which you cut off and
throw away every time that you
smoke a Five Cent cigar. There is
nearly as much labor in making this
end as all the rest of the cigar, and
yet every man who buys a cigar cuts
it off and throws it away. You get
all you pay for when you smoke
eroois
BS
Three hundred million Old Virginia Cheroots smoked this
year. Ask yourown dealer. Price, 3 for 5 cents.
Thc Happy Side ia Fiction.
Mr. Marcus Stone has opened up a
subject which, were our silly season
not. so packed with wars and rumors of
wars, might well provide the public
with a theme whereon to moralize in
print. Talking to an interviewer for
the benefit of the "Young Man," Mr.
Stone declared that both in literature
and art lt is easier to picture sorrow
than joy. According to Mr. Stone,
inuc\ of our modern realism, with its
depressing morbidity and its gloomy
philosophy, ls due solely to the ease
wherewith it can be produced. "I have
only to paint a coffiu on a trestle in
an empty room," says the artist, "and
I cannot help Impressing somebody."
The real difficulty is to paint the bright
and happy side of life, to give the
world mirth and refreshment. We are
inclined to agree-with Mr. Stone. The
average reader of the books, at any
rate, prefers the book that makes him
happy, to that which closes in sorrow.
In tragedy, of course, there must be
sorrow, but it is not the pitiful, sor
did sorrow which modern novelists
affect, it ls sublime, as in "Lear." We
can enjoy Lamb's mockery of Tate for
putting his hook in the nostrils of
"this Leviathan" for Garrick to attract
playgoers with a happy ending; but
we could wish, nevertheless, that
modern novelists would realize their
own limitations, and give mankind
in place of cheap pathos and cynical
philosophy, books that breathe the
joy of existence, picture the cheerful
side of life, and end happily.-London
Globe.
There is one flavor in pork and
? beans that all people like. It was 1
? devised in the rural homes of New ?
J England. It has made Boston thc ?
o synonym of beans. d
^ In our kitchen we get exactly X
?> that flavor. Our beans are cooked e>
? by an expert. Wc put them up in ?
J key-opening cans. Your grocer z
? will supply you. o
T Plenty of other canned beans, but J
? that flavor comes only in Libby's. o
FLIBBY, MCNEILL C- L?BST 0
Chicago > J
<> Scad a postal (or our booklet, "How to +
? Make Good Things to Eat." ?
The real worth of VT.
IM DOURIRS S3.00 and
Khocs compared
with otlicr makes ls
84.00 to 85.00.
OarS4GiltKdffcLine
cannot ho ?quaile I at
any price. Over 1,000,
00? satisfied wearers.
Easily Remedied.
Guest-I really don't know what I
should do; if I take a whole portion It
Is too much, and a half is not enough.
Walter-You needn't worry about
that. Take a whole portion, and we
can- make it somewhat smaller than
usual.
a/a* n ..If 9M Safest, surest cure for
OF. E3?IJSI SaI1 u,roat aud luu?
? ? troubles. People praise
Cough Synip&^?rSS?
Refuse substitutes. Get Dr. Bull's Couffh Syrup.
Ono c-sir of W. L. Douglas
S3orS3.SD shoes will
"ll positively outwear
two pairs of ordinary
"or $3.80
Wi
We aro the largest mahers of men's 83
and 83-50 shoes in tho world. We make
and sell moro 83 and 83.50 shoes than any
other two manufacturers in the U. 6?
Going to Paint
?^Your House?
Well, McNcal's Heatly Mixed Paints are
tho liest and Cheapest. Writo for prices to
McNEAL PAINT & GLASS CO.,
MANUFACTURERS,
10 X. Forsyth'Street, Atlanta, Ga.
HDADQY NEW DISCOVERY; girt*
L$ UTL *W ii WP I quick relief and cures worst
canes. Hoot of testimonial* und IO dnyfl'treatment
free. Dr. H. H. GBEEN'? SONS. BOX S. Atlanta, 0?
BEST
$3.50
SHOE.
Thc reputation ol W. h.
Douglas < ? no omi 8.1.JO ahnet for
ttyle. comfort, omi wear ls known
?verywhon Ihrnii?hntit thcvnrld.
They h*?e to elvo brttcr aatirfac
tion than other makea becauae
the ttnndi'il lin al?ayt been
placed io ln?;h that the wearers
expect more for their money
than thi-y ran fret tlfcwhrrc.
BEST
$3.00
SHOE.
THE KU ASO.\ mi-re W. !.. IfciuelasiSaoutSJO
.hoot are told than any other mike ia bc.jte THEY
AICE THU it EST. lour dealer should keep
them i we (ITO one dealer exclude talc in each town.
Take no substitute! IaslM cn hartar W. L.
Douglas aboea with name and price atamped on bottom.
If your dealer will not pet them for you. tend direct to
factory, enclotine prie, and (Se. extra for carriage.
State kind of leather, eiie, and width, plain or cap toe.
Our ?hoes will reach you anywhere. Catalogue-Pnc.
W. 1M JDouglaa Shoe Cu. Krockton, 31 use.
i- ??a^ri'?^?T?TTm^trrni>aM? tn
liUKtS VYMtHt ALL fcLSt FAILS.
I Best Cough Syrup. Tastes Good. Cse |
in Ume, Sold by dnieaists.