Edgefield advertiser. (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, December 13, 1899, Image 4
THE -RAINY- DAY.
Tafeln' things easyan' "drlf tin' along ;
H Hurryin' soma when tho ourreat is strong ;
Listlessly ly in'au'goin'to sleep .'
Where Time's mighty river flows silent and
jes* want to dream far away from the
' throng, -\.
~?s Takln* things easy an' driftin' along.
Takin1 things easy ah' drittln' along
The plaster's come down an' the root bas
'. " vgonowrong ! ..
"Wisht I'd a' fixed *em. I reckon we'll
drown
Unless we all hastie an' walk into town.
It's no good in fact, though lt's fine in a
song,
This takin' things easy an' driftin' along.
-Frank L. Stanton.
"res'," said Miss Isidora Ives, "the
Tower is mino still, and I intend to
keep;?&'?iEvofything else they have
taken away from me, because some
logger h ended old ancestor of mine
signed his name to a deed 'John B.
. Robinson' instead of 'Jobn.C. Robiri-.
r-isb?r*"""??TTT'one letter of the alpha
bet CQuld.make 'any difference! I've
^Pi?o*ii?ti?nce with" people ! The. majesty
of the law, indeed! Pshaw!"
"But if the rest of the property be
longs to jour- Cousin Robinson, so
does the tower," suggested Mrs. Mil
roy, ?
"Pcan't help that, "said Mis Isidora.
. i * jrjere .ljmif-and here I mean to stay,
law or no law. "
5 V * Mts, .Milroy opened her weak eyes.
Feeble as a kitten herself, she could
scarcely cpniprchend such Valiant re
'. solution in another.
"But if they come here with tho
sheriff, and a posse ' comitatns, and a
writ of his habeas corpus?" she fal
' ?ere? ' ' \ ...... .
" "? -Then, " said Miss Isidora, ' 'they'll
have to clear but again. Common
sense is common sense. The house ia
xo^e<<an?>ii?ean tokeep it. I've got
new bolts and bars to all the doors,
amil keep, a kattie ,of boiling water
* oh the stove night and day, and my
1 friend, Mr. Jeffreys, who is clerk in a
law'office, has given me the hint never
to let in a man with a bag."
"Wby"h^?'$reathlesslyi questioned
Mrs.'Milrayi ^ ..S V.
'.Dorj^fcyirtt see?" Said Isid?ra,snnp
pishly. '"Because it will be full of
. fJexv pWWbVj ^Vi??i' and summonses,
Ht?fd arTthalsoftwof thing."
"Obi" said Mrs. Milroy.
.'.g~3Jho.3tower,trg8^E {he tower
*>.-3)jf9f|P!fffifef^eeP- .And Rebecca,
ym||Att^^m^, waa stricken with
Vnras?Iess admiration for her warlike
?.qualities.
... "JBurjv ?o^"*~fc3Crlrs?, iia'am," said
^.Rebecca;H'nobody can stand against
the law."
'TH see whether they can or not!"
. said Miss Isidora Ives. "Be sure you
< keep the kettles well filled, Rebecca,
and don't let the fires > out day or
night.' ^ ?* . ? i
. And whenever she received through
thc mail a letter with a legal appear
ance, or an envelope crested with the
- firm address of Messrs. Tape & Str
ingham, her , cousin Robinson's
lawyers, she invariably poked it be
tween tho bars' of the grate, and
.smiled vindictively to see the blaze.
"What are we to do with auch a
c?seas this?" said Tape, when he
heard all this.
"Put in a sheriff's officer at once,"
said Stringham. "The woman is a
trespasser, and has boen all her life.-'
"No, no, no!" said Mr. Tape.bland
ly. "She's a woman. No harsh mea
sures. It is Gideon Robinson's ex
press injunction that all courtesy be
shown to the d?fendant We'll try
something else bofore^we proceed to
extremities." .* ': .vj : ,
And one pressant October afternoon
when the air-was all blue mist, and
ijseiiingAtnr shone as if through a
forum of opaque gold, the landlord
ofHb^^opla'd^Arms came puffing np
the hill with, a stout pleasant-faced
gen'fl?r??h, and rang the bell, which
echoed, liiie ii double chime through
the tiny tower.
- "Go away!" said Miss Isidora, from
the window, spying the tops of two
hats.
^*Pb,rina/am!" squeaked Rebecca
oven Ker shoulder, "shall I get the
gan?" '
"I beg pardon, ma'am," said the
-stranger, "but-"
j "Go away, I say!" sternly repeated
Miss Isidor%Jxea. , "Rebepca, bring
irAl^ke?^^(ji?rve you to under
B?ana thkt I am not
not to be trifled
But by t\ia time mine host of the
jlldyV-rnys^dd atimultaneously re
ary T^s*^e?th anti his presence
**Miss Ives," he puffed, stertorous
ly, "don't be flustrated! Itfs only
Israel Jenkins."
^essVt?e mon's heart?" said Miss
If S|?>a, '^hjtdJdA'Jiliaaajjr so before?
And what on earth did you want here,
Jenkins?"
"It's a lodger, Miss Ives," said
Jenkins, who had married Miss \ Isi
dora's old nurse, and somehow felt
himself to be connected with the
family.
"A-lodger?" repeated Miss Ives.
"Thia isn't a ~~ lodginghouSe^ man
alive!"
"Yes'm--I'm quite aware of that,"
said Israel, meekly. "And where no
offense .is intended^ it's hoped as
none will be took. But, knowing as
y^u.^aa alone and unprotected-"
^**^ton's know what yon call un
protected," brusquely / interrupted
Miss Ives. 'T vo got a loaded gun
and a. six-gallon kettle of boiling
water here."
"And," mildly went on Israel Jen
kins,- "this ?.'ere gentleman, a Mr.
Marshall of Alabama, wanted a pleas
ant lodging in the neighborhood,
which meals could be took at the Top
. lady Arms-though, our apartments ia
all occupied with the gentry as come
'to fish'and shoot, through October
and November-and it might be a con
solation to you, Miss Ives, to have a
gentleman about the premises. "
' Mi'. Marshall proved himself a quiet
and peaceable member of the little
household. He liked dogs,and allowed
Miss Ives' Ring Charles spaniel to
sleep, .undisturbed, Amid the papers
on his table.
He .was-partial to'birds, and entered
at onceinto,the most friendly of alli
ances with, the parrot and,the ; macaw.
He grafted Miss Isidora's orange tree
.//or.ber,.-a?nd showed her a new way to
kain her' wax. plant*
V^v?nd gt fn/vend pf four weeks Miss
IsidpTav,Tjr?t into ex?cution a plan
.-I^Mch she Ti ad ; been? forming.
#3 "*,Mr7 ' &arsh?allf'" she said, ' 'it's a
great deal' of trouble for you- to go
'three/times a dp.y tramping down that
foVg hill to tho Toplady Arms and
-Mck'"--again. You are no . longer a
stranger to us here. We have learned
,^>r??t?c|^?d trust you. If you
cho&mui<ieke your meals with us
hef?, jTBhill, be quite willing to sub
mit you to j jo?r Jing?l table, as a
friend."
?irr Marshairs countenance changed
.j'&l'U . . -
to 93*" 07
oddly. He made a carions sound Ia
bis throat as if he were Bwollow^ng
something.
"Miss Isidora," he said,,"Ican't."
".Cah'tf repeated the lady.
^Nothing could induce me to eat
salt under this roof," ?aid Mr. Mar
shall, incoherently.
"Bless and save us! Is the man
mad?" cried Miss Isidora Ives.
"l am, socially speaking, a fraud,"
said the stronger, "a forgery,"
Miss Ives sat down on the sofa in a
helpless way and stared at him.
"But your sweet graciousness and
kindness have conquered me," added
Mr. Marshall.
"What do you mean?" said Miss
Ives.
"Just this," said the -stranger. "I
am here on false pretenses. I am
your cousin, the plaintiff. ' My name
isn't Marshall, but Gideon Marshall
Bobinson."
."Ma'am," whispered the heartless
maid, who turned absolutely green ou
hearing the name of the family enemy,
"shall I bring the kettle of boiling
water?"- - - .
"Bebecca," says Miss Ives, "hold
yonr tongue and go out and feed the
young turkeys.- 1 am fully competent
to manage this matter myself:" " :
Aufl Bebecca, feeling herself put
down, departed.
"I came here," went on Mr. Bobin
son, "to look into the f .^.s of the case
myself. I have heard of your pre
judices against me-"
Vies, I think so," interposed Miss
Ives.
"And I do not blame yon for them,"
said Mr. Bobinson. "Now that I am
personally acquainted with yon. Miss
Iv ai, nothing could induce me to pro
secute this-;-"
"Iniquitous claim!" interposed
Isidora.
"Iniquitous claim I" acceded Mr.
Bobinson, with a repetition of the
swallowing Bound. "Just what yon
please to call it. I respect you as a
lady, but I appreciate you as a rela
tive; but, of course, knowing who I
am,you cannot tolerate me any longer
as your friend. I will pack my bag
and depart at once. I can only feel
regretful that I have deceived you so
long. I feel myself to be a hyprocrite
and a swindler!"
He waited meekly to receive the full
tide of Miss Isidora's curbed wrath.
She put out her plump little lian:1.,
with four dimples in the four joints.
"Don't gol" she said in a low voice.
"What!" cried the incredulous
plaintiff.
" "There's no reason why we
shouldn't be .friend*," *.? ki Miss Ires,
in her odd, brusque way. "Tilings
seem so very different, now that we
are acquainted with each other.
Couldn't we-compromise?"
"Isidora," .said*, j Mr. Bobinson,
.'we're, cousin*,, yon; know, twice re
moved, I may call yon Isidora?"
"Oh, certainly!" said Miss Ives.
"We are the two last seeming
heirs," . ,
"Plaintiff ?nd dofendant," nodded
Isidora.
4 'Exactly so. Now it has just oc
cnrred to me-I mean, I've been
thinking of it for some time-that if
we were to unite our claims-"
"To get married, do you mean?"
said Isidora, bluntly.
"Yes, precisely. | It would put an ,
end to all litigation," pleaded Mar-V
shall Bobinson. "Would you be will
ing to marry me?" said Mr. Gideon
Marshall Bobinson.
"Y-yes!" said Isidora, "I think I
should. I'm not young, but then six-:
?md-thirty is not absolutely old."
"You are a rose in full bloom,"
laid Mr. Bobinson, enthuiastically,
"and I myself am not a mere boy, it
must be remembered. " :
"And if people should laugh at us,
nrhy we'll let them laugh," said Isi
dora.
"And we'll laugh, too, " said the
middle-aged lover, cheerfully.
The fire waa allowed to go. down,
the kettle cover taken off, the charges
irawn from the gun, and the Tower
pronounced to be no longer in a state
af siege.
, And this, is the way in which the
Famous case of Bobinson vs. Ives,
which had promised to swell the fees
of lawyers innumerable for the next
ten years, was removed from the court
Df records. And no oue was SOTJ .
except the legal gentleman aforesaid.
PEARLS OF THOUGHT.
' A great opportunity will only make
rou ridiculous unless you are pre
pared for it
The true rewar " of a workman is
lot his wages, bnt the consciousness
>f having done a good job.
It ia not our. failures that ruin us,
>ut our fear and tardiness in making
lew beginnings, after failure.
One of the highest eminences upon
vhich we may stand in this life is to
)e able to look back upon.a long Ufa
iel! spent, fi T > ".
There are few things impossible in
bemselves, and the application nee*
issary to make them succeed is more
>ften wanting than the means.
The reflection of light remains light,'
iven when it is troubled. We may
tot see the shape of our star when the
ipples shake it, but its color and
adiance are always there.
Work is victory. Wherever work
s done victory is obtained. There
s no chance and no blanks. You
rant but one verdict; if you have
our own you are secure of the rest.
Our characters are formed and sus
cined by ourselves and by our own
?tions and purposes, and .not by
.thers. - Calumniators may usually be
rusted to time and the slow bnt steady
nstice of public opinion.
Love is active, sincere, affectionate,
?leasing and amiable, courageous, pa
ient, faithfnl, prudent, long suffering,
nanly and never seeking itself. For
n whatever instance a person seeketh
imself there he falieth from love.
How fine a thing it would be . il all
he faculties of the mind could be
rained for the battle of life as a mod
rn nation makes every man a soldier.
int so few of our faculties are of a
ruly military turn, and these wax in
olent and unwary fron, disuse, like
ro?ps during long times of peace.
Men who ?.ave half-a-dozen irons
i the fire are not the ones to go crazy,
t is the man of voluntary or compelled
?sure who mopes, and pines, and
oinks himself either into the m?d
ense or the grave. Motion is all na
cre's law. Action is man's salvation,
oth physical an?:1 mental. And. yet
ine out of ten are wistfully looking
arward to the coveted hour when they
ball have leisure to do nothing, or
omething only if they feel like it
tie very siren which has lured to
eath many a successful man.
Extreme Foolhardiness.
"Oilike courage," said Mr. Baf
srtv, "but I don't like recklessness
rid ii"
"I told Casey, the co nt ur ac tor, the
ame fing," replied Mr. Dolan, "wan
ay When jie wor thryin' to show how
rave he could be. in an argy mi nt
rid 'is wife. "-Washington Star.
44He That Any Good
Would Win"
Should have good health. Ture, rich
blood is the first requisite. Hood's Sarsa
parilla, by giving good blood and good
health, has helped many a man to success,
besides giving strength and courage to
vjomen <who, before taking it, could not
even see any good in life to vAn.
A Good Strategist.
"John," said Mrs. Tbursby, "yon
?vere saying yesterday that you were
In financial trouble, I believe."
"Yes," Mr. Tbursby replied, "and
I'm terribly worried. I didn't sleep a
wink last night." .
"I think I heard yon"' say something,
too, nbout a note held by Mr*. Hewitt,
didn't I?"
"That's what ls causing the trouble.
If I could get him to extend the time
on it for about ninety days everything
would come out all right I could
then realize on some securities I hold
and get on my feet, but if he Insists
on payment now I shall have, to sacri
fice my valuable holdings, and.this will
practical}' ruin me."
. "Have you asked him for an exten
sion of the time?"
"Ko. That wouldn't do any good.
He never favored anybody in his life.
If ho knew how I am fixed he would
be all the more anxious to press me
for an immediate settlement."
"Well, don't you worry dear. His
wife, you know," ls several years older
than I. We met at a party this after
noon and I spoke to a lot of women
there of the days when she and I went
to the same school. She ti..'ued pale
when I mentioned the fact, fearing, of
course, that I was going to tell how
long ago It was, and that she was sev
eral grades above me because she was
older; but I put down my pride, and
pretended thnt as I remembered her
she was a little thing In pinafores just
learning.her primer lessons when I
graduated. You go to Hewitt's house
now, and when she ls present ask him
to extend the time on that note."-Chi
cago Times-Herald.
Exploring New Siberia.
A Russian exploring expedition ls
being organized to the New Siberian
Islands and the adjacent regions, much
of which has never been visited by
white men.
The expedition will be under the di
rection of Baron Toll, and will leave a
Norwegian port during June, 1900, so
as to reach Alexandrowsk about the
beginning of July.
From this point the expedition will
?ass through the Kara Sea to the outlet
Df the River Lena, where a winter sta
tion will be formed, and the time will
be employed In getting together dog
fledges, reindeer, horses and fodder
from Yakoutsk.
In the summer of 1001 the expedition
will begin to move northward from
the Lena. Some members Of the party
(viii push on a few months in advance
hr the New Siberian Islands to erect
stores depots-Stockholm dispatch to
lie Newcastle Leader.
Very, Dangerous Words.
"Rob," said Tom, "which is the most
dangerous word to pronounce in the
English language?"
"Don't know, unless it's a swearing
word."
"Pooh," said Tom, "it's stumbled,
because you are sure to get a tumble
between the .first and the last letter."
ter.""
|*Ha, ha," said Rob. "Now I've got
one for you. I found lt one day In the
paper. Which ls the longest word in
the English language?"
"Incomprehensibility," said Tom,
promptly.
"No, slr; It's smiles, because there's
i whole mlle between the first and last
letter."
"Ho, ho!" cried Tom, "that's nothing.
I know a word that has over three
miles between its beginning and end
ing."
"What's that?" asked Bob, faintly.
"Beleaguered," said Tom.-Central
Methodist
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he bonds or spot the kettle. Bold by nil
Iruggists, _
Cotton Bolls for Paris Exposition.
0. C. King, commissioner from Mississippi to
li'? Parts Exposition IR 1000 has arranged what
-remisos to bo a great uovolty In the way ot ali
zhlblt from his (?tate. Flo has made arrange
ments to secure five hundred thousand cotton
oils, which will bo sold at the exposition by
rlglnal cotton field darkles aa souvenir* ol tho
>morlcan exhibit. They will be the flrat oot
3U bolls evor shipped abroad.
Don't Tobacco Spit and Smoke Your Life Away. .
To quit lohnceo easily and foreTer, bo mag
etic. full of life, nerve and vigor, take No-To
ac, the wondor-worker, thnt makes weak men
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Human Frailty.
If some men could realize in cash their own
stlmate of themselves, the money market
ould soon be cornered.
Fits permanently cured. No nts or nervous
ess niter first day's uso of Dr. Kline's Groat
erve Restorer. *2 trial bottleandtreatlsefree.
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3N. Inkster, Mich., Nov. 5,1891.
'Nothing is useless to the man of sense; he
ams everything to account.
How Are Toqr Kidney* t
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Most philosophers have wives who seem to
ive been created for the sole purpose of test
:g their philosophy.
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HINTS FOR HOUSEWIVES,
Simple Keisaedy for a Sly.
It is claimed that the following
recipe will cure a sty: Make a curd
by mixing a small pinch of powdered]
alum with the white pf an egg. Place
between two pieces of soft lawn and
bind over the eye before going to bed.
The application may have, to be re
pented, but the treatment is sure to
be successful.
Success in Growing Ferns.
To keep table ferns thrifty pitt them
in the window ont of the sun every
morning, and once a week they should
be placed in a sink and sprayed thor
onghly With water. The earth in the
pots should be kept damp, but water
should not be allowed stand in the
saucers. One womau who is success
ful in growing ferns tills her station
nry washtub with hot water and. lets
it run out, leaving the tnb full of
steam. Then, putting in the stopper,
she sets her jars of ferns in the- tub
And, closing the cover, allows them to
remain there all night.
Fantastic Shades for Lamps, i
A golf bonnet of flowered- silk
shirred on wires and trimmed at the
edge with lace is the latest thing in lamp
shades. There are now shades orna
mented with painted faeos aud wroaths
or fashion pictures and sportingprints
of ye olden time upon a vellum back
ground.
The almost forgottou raviau porcc
lain and octagon shaped cameo shades
aro ngaiu coming in vogne.
"How do you like our new lamp
shade?" said a young woman to a man
caller recently. After n prolonged
stare at the pretty silk and lace con
trivance, he said: "The last time
saw it I was daucing with it" It had
been cleverly constructed from a pink
silk lace trimmed ball gown.
A Few Kitchen Fcono-nle*.
After a broth has been skillfully
skimmed and still, little atoms of grca*
appear on the surface, lay a piece of
clean brown paper over tho top, aud
the grease will cling to it.
Often only the .whites of oggs-nre
required for immediate use. The
yolks may be kept some time if they
are put into a small cup,'covered with
n little cold water, and kept in a copi
place.
A loaf of cake that has got stale
and dry, may bo freshened so as to
seem nowly baked by putting it in j
tin, covering the tin with another pau.
and leaving the whole in a warm oveiji
about twenty minutes.
To boil meat so ns to retain the
juices and soluble snits, and cook it
sufficiently, it should bo plunged into
boiling water aud boiled rapidly for
about ten minutes. After the fast
cooking, the kettle must be pushed
over to tho back of the tire, where ita"
contents will simmer gently. This
tends to coagulate the outer rind of
the meat so that the juices caunot
escape. If meat be treated in this
manner, the inside will be found juicy
and tender, but if the meat is allowed
to boil it will be found hard and
chippy.
Wheu small pieces of piecrust are
left from making pies, instead of form
ing them into tarts, as is usually
done, secure some round hardwood
sticks, about four inches long, and,
after the pieces of crusts are rollert
out thin, cut them into narrow strips,
with a jaggered iron, flour the. sticks
and roll ti e strips . around them, let
ting one edge drop over the , e ther
Place these on a tin, and put in a iiot
oven to bake. When the ( crt st has.
got partly cool, slide the stick out.
When serving, fill the placeB wi tu
jelly, whipped cream, or a marmalade,
and the family will be delighted with
a new dish.
lleclpes.
Beef Cake-Chop and season one
pound of meat, blend smoothly with
one-quarter pound of. bread (previous
ly soaked)-;-form into a. thick cake,
dip this in egg and breadcrumbs, and
fry on both sides in lard. Serve with
good gravy.
Marma^de Pudding-Cream four
ounces of butter, add to it four ounces
of powdered sugar and four ounces of
Qour. Beat three eggs, add : them" to
the first mixture and beat in two ta
blespoonfuls of orange marmalade
Pour into buttered pudding dish and.
bake twenty minutes. Serve, with an'
orange sauce. .
Fruit Pancake-Beat the whites and
yolks of six eggs separately, then mir
them and beat for five minutes. Add'
i few very thin slices of citron, a haif
3upful of cream and a little sugar.
Beat again, pour into a buttered fry
ingpan nnd cook until done. Slip on
i platter, cover with jam aud garnish
tvith a citron and blanched almonds.
Omelet Souffle-Beat the whites, of
;hree eggs to a very stiff froth; beat
die yolks of two eggs until thick; add
die beaten whites to them,, thon '.two
ableopoonfuls of powdered sugar- and
he juice of one-half a small lemon;
nix all the ingredients carefully; heap
t iuto a buttered baking dish, or into
muttered- paper oases; dredge with
powdered sugar and put iuto the oven
md bake ten minutes and to a golden
)rown. Serve it immediately.
Grape Catsup-Five pounds of f ipe
prapes, two aud one-half pounds', .of
ingar, one pint of. vinegar, n tabl?;
poonful each of ground cinnamon,
?loves, allspice and pepper, one-half
ablespoonful of salt. Cook the grapes
vith water enough to prevent burning
ind, when sufficiently soft, put through
i sieve that will reject the seeds and
kins. Beturn the pulp to the colan
ler, add the sugar, vinegar and spices,
?oil till thickened, stirring constantly.
Sott le and seal while cold.
Sweet Tomato Pickles-Slice one
lock of green tomatoes, six large
nions and two green pepper?; thr,qw
ver them one cupful of salt and let
bern stand over night. In the morn
ag drain off and boil twenty minutes
a two quarts of water and one quart
f viuegar, then turn the mixture into
he colander, to drain again. When
'ell drained add two quarts of vine
ar, two pounds of brown sugar, one-1
alf a pound of white mustard seed
nd two tablespoonfuls each of ground
?ustard, ginger,cinnamon, cloveB and
llspice. Mix well together and cook,
?venty minutes.
Mollinees as Cattle Food.
Mules, horses, hogs, and cattle that
ave been fed all tho can molasses
lat they would consume, and this
tiring over four yoars in Louisiana,
ave shown the most satisfactory re
alts from the consumption of such
?ed. All stock that consume
lolasses seem to like.it aud it proves
) be au extremely effective and
ntritious food.- Tho Louisiana
lanter.
The late Captain Joseph Elliott, who
ted in Memphis, Tenn., the other
Ety, was one of tho few surviving
ione3r8 of the old Mississippi steam
sat dayP, aud served as a model for
ie of the characters iu MarkTwain'o
fe on the Mississippi
TRYINQ TO HELP MATTERS.
Hie Little Brother Was Anxious io Earn
Some Money.
;No youth who has not yet been
brough- the trials and tribulations of
courtship has any adequate conception
if what they are, says the Detroit Free
Press. Out in the suburbs there ls a
mndsome group of residences and the
people occupying them are largely a
community unto themselves. They
Save their own "set," they exchango
rlsits instead of calls, and gossip about
?ach otter with all the freedom that
)btains in a small town.
A young man from down In the city
.cgarded one of the girls out there as
lis "steadj-," and was correspondingly
ittentlve. At every visit he ran a
?antlet. In winter there were faces
smiling from the window panes, and
?raen weather permitted he had to
jass groups that studied every phase
)f his looks and movements as though
ie were an imported curiosity.
The climax came during one of the
earlier summer evenings. It was light
eng after the evening meal, and those
?rho were not in their gardens were on
:he frout vcraudas, so that nothing
insscd unnoticed. One youngster had
iroken his bicyclo, while trying to ride
:hrough an old apple tree, and the
argest of the groups was at the scene
)f the accident. As he approached his
rlrl's brother spied him.
"Sny," shouted the irrepressible, "are
rou goin* to be engaged to my sister?"
The young man hurried on as though
ie did not hear the question or the
augh that greeted it.
"Don't git uppish now," called the
ad in a stil higher key; "mother said
?he'd give $10 to know how the land
aid and I'll go snooks with you."
There was an engagement within a
?veek and the whole neighborhood re*.
:elved immediate notice.
MR. ASTOR'S SOLITARY LIFE.
sees Few Americans and Seldom Goes Out
to Dinner. -
William Waldorf Astor, owner of tho,
?all Mall Gazette, according to a Lon
lon dispatch, leads a very solitary life.
He goes down to his office at 11:30
sach morning. There he attends to his
;state. and newspaper business for a
.ouple of hours, and, remains in his of
ice, as a rule, until after 5 o'clock, not
iven. leaving for luncheon. Lunch ls
!Ooked In; the office, one part of which
s fitted up with perfect cuisine ar
rangement's. The chef comes from
tarlton Rouse Terrace for the purpose.
Astor usually lunches alone except
vhen he ls joined by his daughter, but
ie sometimes Invites Slr Douglas
Straight, the editor of the Pall Mall
?ozette, or Lord Frederick Hamilton,
he editor of the Pall Mall Magazine,
?r the business manager of the papers.
After lunch, about 2:30, he gets the
irst edition of the Pall Mall Gazette,
vhich he goes over with his secretary,
miking criticisms and suggestion.
Then* he sets to his literary work,
md lt ls believed by his entourage that
ie has some Jbig book of reminiscences
?r history on hand, at which he works
?egularly, consulting a large number
it books of reference and occasionally
foing to the British Museum, where he
?ees the books In the private readers'
oom or consults, scholars engaged In
peela! researches.
When he ls living at Cliveden, on the
Dhames, which he bought from the
Duke of Westminster, he comes to
own just the same everyday except
n Saturday and Sunday. He seldom 1
.oes out to dinner or entertainments J
if any kind, and sees no- Americans 1
egularly, with the exception of Am
lassador Ch'oate and First Secretary
Ienry White.:
Novelties Seen In the Shops. """"""
Beautifully quality peau de soie in
ull range of pastel shndings.
Short black velvet coats, having lap- *
ls', stoles and collars of chinchilla. <
Evening mantels of white brocade '
ilk, edged with sable, having revers 1
f embroidered satin. t
Bands of black velvet embroidered j
i Oriental designs with gold braid ?
nd. brightly colored silks. fi
Gowns trimmed with broad bands of s
elvet, edged with sable, with insert- 1
igs of heavy lace above. i
L?ng stole boas made of chenille
ringe ornamented with rosettes of i
right contrasting colors. J
Elaborate costumes trimmed with r
old buttons set with semi-precious ?
tones in various colorings.
Green, bronze buttons In large and e
?nail sizes, showing beautifully cu- 1
rayed designs for coats and walking -v
nits. ...... f
Under petticoats of fine French finn- f
el finished with a deep silk flounce, f
jmbining warmth with rich effect. h
Evening-gowns made of chiffon in t
nstel tints, ?is well as of rlohly dam- s
sked silks and crepes fashioned in t
rjneess style?
Tunic costoumes of ruby colored
bth trimmed with a narrow embroid- d
*y of black velvet outlined with Jet a
i leaf design. s
Doilies and centrepieces showing a
Hd roses and their leaves intermln
led with renaissance scroll design.
New shirt waists of corded silk, hav
tg Tows of lengthwise tucks edged
1th"a mrfTOW plaiting of mousseline.
Fancy meshed ;Tuxedo veils in black
ad colors showing a white or rose- \
Ink foundation of mallnes caught by r
rge black Chenille spots.-Dry Goods
conomist
A Remarkable Story.
Jan Vandeenoor, a wealthy Dutch
)ffee grower and an ardent Bympa
ilzer with the Boers, has just return
I to Paris after the failure of a re
larkable attempt to wage private war
gainst England.
Some time ago Vandeenoor, when
ritish troops were beginning to be
?nt to Africa, fitted a swift vessel- to
im unattended troopships. Num?r
is acident8 to her machinery and the
l?tinous dissatisfaction of the crew
?mpelled him to put back to Antwerp
!ter twelve days at sea, during which
me not a single transport was slght
1.-Paris correspondence in New
ork World.
Fishing In England. ? | d.
A brown trout, weighing ten and one
larter pounds, has just been captured
' Mr. A. Savage, a well-known north
untry angler, while fishing at tho
setlng of the waters of the Wyre and
ook In North Lancashire. This mag
Qcent .fish was 33 inches long, 15
:hes nt the girth and inches at
e thin end of the tail. It was in
l?ndld condition.-London Dally Tel
raph. _ . _
1
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I
"La Creole";
Hil
Look at your tongue I If it's coated,
your stomach is bad, your liver out of
order. Ayer'* Pins wilt clean your
tongue, cure your dyspepsia, make
your liver right. Easy to take, easy
to operate. 25c. All druggists.
Wont your mouiUeho or beard a beautiful
brown or rich black? Then nae -
BUCKINGHAM'S DYE ?&.
?fl.cn. or ?agc?. w ?. p. H>H. * NUW., ?. M.
ARMY LIFE AROUND MANILA.
Regulations for the Bivouac After the Fight 11
lng of the Day. I <
The soldier's life in the Philippines
must be of exciting interest to those
far away, when we rend of his brave
deeds and hardships as seen on the
field of action. After the din and ex
citement of the day's battle, the.sim
plicity and regularity with which
towns are occupied after the capture
is absorbing In itself. No looting is
permitted, though nearly all houses
are found vacated.
Every officer and man is tired out
following the elation, manoeuvring,
and attacking during the day through
the mire of rice-paddles and deeply
plowed sugar fields, wading and ford
ing streams without a moment's pause
to learn of depth or bottom.
The lines of troops go to their as
signed places for the night's bivouac
encamped in strictly military order,
and ready at any instant to form in
order of battle or to march. Places
for each organization are Indicated
and understood before the stacking of
guns is permitted.- Confusion and dis
aster, especially at night attacks, are
otherwise more than likely to occur.
But much ls yet to be done, and
done promptly, that early rest may be
given. Tne regimental commander
quickly reconnoitres the best points
for outposts, and before ranks are
broken has the outpost details formed
and sent to occupy these points; cover
ing his front, flank, and connections un
der the officer of the day, the execu
tion being further superintended and
reconnoitred by the field officer of the
day, who Improves or corrects posi
tions. Outposts are very important;
they cover approaches to the main
body, discover movements of the ene
my, and give timely warning; prevent
surprise and give rest and quiet to the
army.
Cossack posts, so called-although In
reality an American idea-are general
ly adopted. Each post consists of three
sentinels and a non-commissioned offi
cer-one of the sentinels on the look
out In a tall tree or on a housetop If
available; the others are ten or twen
ty yards in support and resting with
arms at hand and without removing
cartridge belts.
Arms of the troops not detailed for
outpost duty are now stacked, ammun
nition belts refilled, sentinels posted
over the water supply, that water .be
not wasted or riled; that the water,
near the troops be guarded for their
ase; that next below for the animals,
ind further down for washing pur
poses. Details are made to bring wood
ind water to the company cooks, who
?oon have the steaming coffee and sup
per ready for the soldier, who is then
svrapped in his blanket, if he has been
lble to carry lt or, perforce, lt has
Peen brought up on his company cari
Jou cart
He ls additionally fortunate If by
rood luck his bivouac is near some of
:he nipa huts, which he ls allowed to
)ccupy. But do not imagine a snug
ittle furnished cottage, for although
?astily abandoned, there is not a bit
>f furniture or kitchen ware cr any
finnkets in the houses, which are ab
?olutely denuded c everything, if
?uch things ever existed there. And
io our Tommy Atkins turns In for the
light's rest, probably broken by the
danns and firing on the lines toward
I or 4 o'clock in the morning. He has
?ot.troubled himself to put on his pa
amas, and so is ready at the 5 o'clock
?veille, under arms, awakening cheerf
ul and eager for another "scrap."
On the march he has learned to avoid
ixcessive drinking of water and to
lave his canteen filled With water
vhich has been bolled, or, better yet,
vlth weak tea, slightly sweetened, be
bre starting. I commend this highly,
rom practical and personal use, and lt
5 most refreshing. Spirits, especially
lofore exertion, only give transient
trength. The danger of heat exhaus
ion ?6 lessened by wearing a wet cloth
r some wet grass in the hat.
The Filipinos say: "Los Americanos
lon't fight fair. Instead of going back
fter a battle to have dinner and
moke cigarettes, they keep on going
bend and want to fight again."-New
.'ork Times.
Evolution of the Salmon.
When a young salmon ls first
latched lt is known as a parr; just
>eiore it leaves the fresh for the salt
vater lt ls called a smolt; when it first
eturns to spawn lt becomes a grilse,
ind not until lt has spawned,ls lt en
ltled to be dignified by the name of
almon. _'m_
Beauty Is Blood. Deep.
Clei.n blood means a clean skin. No
eanty without it. Cascarete, Candy Cathar
ic clean your blood and keep it clean, by
iirrlng up the lazy liver and driving all Im
urlties from the body."' Begin to-day to
finish pimples, boils,blotches, blackheads,
nd that sickly bilious complexion by taking
OBcarets,-beauty for ten cents. All drug
lets, satisfaction guaranteed, 10c, 25c, 50c.
Thc Cheerful Idiot.
"When melancholy marka a man for h?r
rn," asked the smart boarder, "how does sh?
iark him?"
"Colors him blue, of course," roplled tho
leorf ul Idiot In acorn.
Il
dr
4. Great Blessing," says Mr. J. ii. Cook
Mr. John S. Cook, of Atlanta, Ga., a groat
ifferer from dyspepsia and Indigestion, writes:
"I have boon suffering with dyspepsia for
n years. I bopan taking Tyner'a Dyspepsia
omedy and" galnod fifteen pounds in thirty
iys. It ls a gront blosalng. I can eat supper.
> to bed and sloop Uko a babe-something I
Hld not do boforo. JOHK 8. COCK."
Price DO cents a bottle, at all druggists ; or
nt for prlco, express paid, by Tynor Dyspop.
a Remedy Co.. 45 Mltcholl St.. Atlanta. Ga.
Sena Five Cents in Stamps/or Sample, FREE.
Sometimes a man acquires the gift of second
(flit by marrying tho girl ho fell in lovo
1th at first sight.
To Curo Constipation Forever.
Take Cascarela Candy Cathartic. 10c or 55c.
I C. C. C. fail to cure, drugglstarofund money!
A fair test and measure of civilization ls
io influenco of good women.
Hair ^Restorer is a Perfect j
FEAR IN HIGH PLACES,
The Psychological Views of a Famous
Steeple-Climber.
, P. P. , O'Neil of Charlestown,. " a
iteeple-climber, asked if he ever felt
lear In high places, answered:
"Of course, I feel fear at times. Fear
s common to all mankind. Not to feel
lear ls not courage; to overcorme fear
S the true quality of courage. Not
ong ago Prof. Taussig, of Harvard,
?vho ls Interested in the matter from
i psychological standpoint,' wrote to
ne a similar question. What I told
ilm I will tell you.
"I divide the nerve force of a man
nto two parts-the impelling force and
:he restraining force; the same Impeli
ng force that causes a body of recruits
it first to run under fire, and the re
straining force that causes them to
)vercome for various reasons the first
?atural fear. So In climbing, one un
jsed to lt ls by the natural Impelling
.'orce of his nervous system afraid
ifrald that his legs, his arms, his sup
port will give way and plunge bim
lown. Shakespeare, who touched on
ill human emotions, touched on this
leellng of fenr in high places, when In
King Lear' he pictured Edward at the
diffs of Dover.
"The only way to get over the natu
ri fear is hy some restraining force,
Irora either within or without I re
nember once, when a new boy at sea
vas ordered aloft by a mate, that he
renibled with fear, and begged to be
et out of lt: 'Upon my soul, slr, I
:an't go up there.' This was his first
mpelllng impulse. But when the mate
ouched him up with a rope's end, he
vas at the top of the mast so quick
hat the mate could not follow .him.
Che pain on his outer nerves brought
lim to his senses, and made him exert
ils restraining force. ? So if you hap
>en to be with any one who shows
igns of fear in a high place, a few
mart slaps on the face will bring him
o himself. The right medicine for un
onquerable fear In a high place is im
ucdl.ite pain on the outside nerves.
"Fear can be overcome like any
tatural passion. I remember that
vhen I began to climb I felt sensations
if numbness in the back of my
lend; and at such times I used to stop
nd devote myself to Tertoflngx:otfriige.
["he way to do it is to remember that
upport Is at hand, and that TT de
>ends only upon yourself to make use
if lt.
"Climbing is, in fact, really a less
langerous occupation than driving a
estlve horse or an electric-car; for the
afety of the climber depends almost
ntlrely on himself, while in the other
ase many chances of accident are be
ond his control."-Boston Transcript.
Wanted, Gentlemen Gardeners.
There never was a time when really
lever and scientific gardeners were In
itch request as now, for lt is a notable
act greatly to their credit that thc
lodern self-made rich men, of whom
jere are such numbers, as a class
iiow the greatest enthusiasm In thc
mtter of their gardens and green
ouses.-London Mall.
Nature as a Designer.
Remarkably pleasing patterns which
dorn the cabhmere shawls from the'
oot of the Himalaya Mountains are
opled directly fromr the leaves of the
tegonla. Sometimes the design: is
arled slightly, but every cashmere
hawl that is genuine represents a de
ign adapted from vegetable life*
Still Hore Counterfeiting.
The Secret Service has just unearthed an
her band of counterfeiters and s o cure d a large
nantit? ot bogus bills, which are so. cleverly
Eecuted that the average person would never
jspoct them of being 'spurious! Things of
reat Taino are always selected for imitation',.
stably Hostet LT'S Stomach Bltte.cs, ?wtrich
is many Imitators' but no equals for disorders
ko Indigestion, dyspepsia, constipation, ner
>usness and general debility. See that a prl
ite Revenue. Stamp covers the nock of the
>ttlo. _._ . ,
Why Ho Was Wakeful.
"Didn't sloop a vlnk last night," said .the j
rspeptlc. ?
"tivorwork?"
"No; I hoard one'of those gongs about slum
ir sweetly, sweet dreams bo thine, and the
mfounded tune kept running, through my
>ad all night."
Ktlucate Your Bowels With Cascarets.
Condy Cathartic, euro constipation forever.
?c, 20c. li C. C. C. fall? druggists refund money.
Swords Are Ancient,
The sword is tho most ancient of weapons
led by mankind, it has appeared In every
irt of the world. The earliest ones were of
ood and wero tho result of attempting to lm
?OTO on the savage war club.
oware of Ointments for Catarrh That
Contain Mercury,
i mercury will suroly destroy the sense of
nell and completely dorango tho whole system
hen entering it through tho mucous surfaces,
ich articles should novor bo used except on
?escrlptiona from reputable physicians, as the
imago thoy will do ls ten fold to tho good you
n possibly deriv? from them. Hall's Catarrh
ire manufactured by F. J. Cheney ?? Co.,
)lodo. 0., contains no mercury, and ls taken
ternaliy, acting directly upon the blood and
UCOUH surfaces of th," system. In buying
ill's Catarrh Curo bo sure to get the genuine,
is takon Internally, and ls mado in Toledo,
ito. by F. J. Cheney &? Co. Testimonials free.
P~Sold by Druggists; price, 75c. per bottle.
Li air s Family Pills arc? the best.
A man is apt to show that he has been
'inking by trying hard not to show it.
ACTS GENTLY ON THE
CI ONEYS, LIVER
AND BOWELS
.. EAN5ES THE ?Y5TEM j
" ^EFFECTUALLY1
VERCOMES 1 CN I
MUAt PERMANENTLY.
Buy THC GENUINE - MAH'F'D ?Y
?Ulvr?NIA|?C,SYRVP(2
""Sf.1** <sss? ??IM?*
roa SAU BY AH o BuoGiiTs pou soc PIE cartu.
re those
.i
Pressing and Restorer.. I
Wonnen
Would Sure
ty Try Mrs*
Pin/ism's
Medicine Sf
They Only
Knew? Says
Mrs* Kinff
, ft?TTEE TO vu KHXSAX HO. 9<MgH '
.
''lam so grateful to you for. what
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com?'
pound has done' for me that I feel as
though I must
tell about it. A
year ago I was
taken very sick.
Doctors could tio>
me no good only
to deaden the
pain which I
had almost con?
stantly. I got
some of your
Compound and
took one bottle
and received benefit from it at once.
I have taken lt ever since and now
have no backache, no pain In my
side and my stomach and bpwols are
perfectly well. I can honestly say that
there is nothing like it. If I could only
tell every woman how much good your
medicine has done me, they, would
surely try lt."-MABTHAJI.Ki?rG, NOBTH
ATTLEBOBO, 'MASS.
..-.'.jjf-'
The way women trifle with health
shows a degree.of indiff?rence that is
past understanding-. Happiness and use
fulness depend on physical health ; so
does a good disposition. Disease makes
women nervous, irritable and snap
pish. The very effort of ailing women ,
to be good-natured makes them ner
vous. Write to Mrs. Pinkh?m, she will
help you to health and happiness!
It costs nothing togetMrs. Pinkham's
advice. Her address is Lynn, Mass.
Railroad. Travelling in Belgium.
First-class railway carriages, have
been abolished In Belgium, except with
trains from other countries. Ir? place
of them elegantly furnish parlor-cars
have been Introduced, with buffet, and
first or second-class passengers can
make use of these as long as they
please, on payment, In the car Itself, of
an extra sum. . 1
DR. Bi3LL'S'GOUGH SYRUP
Cures a. Cough, or Cold at once.
Conquers Croup without fail.
Is the best for1 Bronchitis, Grippe,
I Hoarseness, Whooping:-Cough, and
"for the cure of Consumption.
I Mothers praise iL Doctors prescribe it ?
Small doses ; quick, sure results.
?I I I ll BIMpi ll I lill I I WU? 1111111 I ?! Il.lf J' ll 11 '
ll] ?&l 1 BfifHI11 lt? fl UllUW
"I have been troubled a great deal
with a torpid liver, which produces constipa
tion. . I found. CASC ABETS to be all you claim
for thom.and secured such relief tho tlrst trial,
that I purchased another supply and waa com*
plc tel y cured. I shall only bc too glad to rec
ommend Cascareis whenever the opportunity
ls presentod." J. A SMITH.
2920 Susquehanna Ave., Philadelphia, Pa
Pleasant, Palatable, Potent. Taste Good. Do
Good, Never 8lclten, Weak. n, or Grlpe.lOc 36c. Hta'
... CURE CONSTIPATION. ...
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Ht) 7fl RIP 8?ld and {rnaramoedby alldrng
NU" I U"?fllf -Int? to Ctr?E'Tob?e'o HabltT
Why take. . \~
Nauseous Medicines ?
Ire you suffering with
ire you suffering with
KIBNEV or BLADDER" TROUBLE?
Are yon subject to COLIC, FLATULENCY
or PAINS In the BOWELS f
Da yan mffer from RETENTION ot SCP
PRESSION ot IJRINEf .
Do yon feel LANGUOR, and DEBILITA
TED In the morning t
Aromat
c
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Pleasant to take, Stimulating,
Diuretic, Stomachic, Absolutely Pure.
THE BEST KIDNEY and LIVER MEDICINE
IN THE WORLD H !
For Sale by all GROCERS and
DRUGGISTS.
BEWARE OF SUBSTITUTES.
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Has a good deep color and does
not strain the oyes.
p A \Tp WILLS, .
V/Hl "V'KETTLES,
ENGINES, BOILERS AND SAW HILLS.
AND REPAIRS FOR SAME.
Bristle Twine, Babbit, Saw Teeth and
Flies, Shafting, Pulleys, Belting Injectors,
Pipes, Taires and Pitt Inc?.
LOMBARD ION WORKS & SUPPLY CO,,
AUGUSTA. GA.
. L. DOUGLAS
& 3.50 SHOES
Worth $4 to $6 compared
with other makes.
Indorsed by over
? 1,000,000 wearers
The genuine have Vt. L.
Douglas' name and DriceJ
?tamped on bottom. Take*
Ino substitute claimed to be
is good. . Your dealer,
should keep them-if ^
not, we will send a pair ,
on receipt of price. State
kind of eather, ?we, and width, plain or
cap toe. CatalogueC free.
W. L DOUGLAS SHOE CO., Brockton. Mis?. !
ASK YOUR DEALER
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TOBACCO
It's no Joke,
YOU GIT THE VALUE IN Tiffi GOODS.
The Best Chew on the Market to-day.
ufaiiTEi?f BelUble tocal salesmen wanted*
WAH ! EU I in every section o? the United BUM.
nQ?DQ Y NEW DISCOVERY;(rlTes
Ut W\ \m7 1^ I quick rnlief and enre* worst
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Free. Dr. H. H. GREEN's BOMB, Box B. A tilt ti. Qa.
MENTION THIS P?PERS??f
<? PISO*S.\C.UR"E:'FOR
UUMtS WHtHt AIL ELSE FAILS,
Dost Conch mn Tastes Good. Uso
m In time. 8old by druggists._gi
ray Hairs
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