Edgefield advertiser. (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, October 05, 1898, Image 1

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; iii 9& fal I li; ? ''i THOS. J. ADAMS PROPRIETOR. EDG?FIELD", S. C., WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 5, 1898. >' r. . '-;_;-;-^-;-: The PLANTERS LO AN and SAYINGS BANK, AUGUSTA, GA., Organized 1870. Oldest Bank In Kastern Georgia. Larpent Savings Capital In City. Pays Interest and Compounds every 6 month?, VOL. LXIII. NO. 40. THE ROUC From where the chaparrals uplift O'er Texan sea of grass; Prom Arizona canoned ritt, And Colorado pass; From Boston elm and classio shade, And Gotham masque and bull, "We've gathered, by one motive swayed . Bough Biders are fte all. We ken the ways of man a_d beast We've faced the prairie Death, We've watched tho buzzards at their feast, We've felt the "Norther's oreath; Wo know the realms of bellos and beaux And Fashion's gay command Our view lies from Delmonico^ Clear to the Bio Grande MY Ei <9 AN ADVENTURE IK As "Semana Santa," or Holy Week, had arrived, with the prospect of sev eral holidays in succession, the Auglo American residents of Manila had de serted the city. They went ont to live in the surrounding couutry, partly for pleasure and partly because no ve hicle would be allowed in the streets during two days of the week, so that anyone remaining iu town would bo virtnally a prisoner in his house or at the club. Some of the migrants had gone up the Pasig river to the lake at its source and some to explore the won derful caves in the great southern vol canic range; but I, with half a dozen others,'had chartered a big steam launch, loaded her with a camping outfit an5 nativb servants aud steamed across the bay and up the coast. "We were going to the wild north country of Luzon in search of deer and wild pig "We landed with our paraphernalia on the beach at our destination; or dered the launch to return on the fol lowing Monday and began to shift for ourselves in a country as wild as it was when Magellan and Bilboa cruised among the islands. It swarmed with little Negritos, or aboriginal natives whom the Spauish conquerors have vainly tried for three centuries to sub due and civilize. These Negritos wander about the vast forests in small bands, sleeping ouo i ;ght nuder a few propped-up boughs and the next, perhaps, among the limestone rocks and caves of the shore. Their language consists of a few : bird-like chirps aud whistles. Their ./eapous are bows and arrows and queer swords or knives, which they eau wield . with terrible effect They are cowardly and treacherous to the last degree. We had been es pecially warned against wandering singly in the jungle, for a solitary, hunter would be apt to find himself suddenly bristling with arrows, ishot from behind . every tree and rock around him. "This," said tho grave -s^gl?V-inn?^ree?r'?rnnt who had given ns these particulars, "would be excessively disagreeable -.for your graces"-and our graces agreed with the opinion. We accordingly took exceeding good caro to keep together during the lirst two or three days, but as no signs of blacks appeared we became less careful aud occasionally made in dividual expeditions along the shore or iuto the forest in quest of jangle fowl or other small gama Now a species of huge lizard-the iguana - inhabits the rocks of the islands, and I was very anxious to so cure a specimeu. So one afternoon I started off with a rifle to stroll along thi shore toward a mass of jagged rooks where the beach ended. There a great blnfTrose gradually from the woods, tcrminatiug in a mighty spur high in the air and far out at sea. I soon discovered that I was accom panied by Pete, a small fox-terrier, who belonged to one of the men and had been bronght with us for some un known reason, for so far he had been nothing better than a general nuisance. However, as Pete and I were good friends, he trotted along beside me until we arrived at the rooks. I had little hope of finding an ignaua there and wa^s wondering whether it was worth while io go any farther when Pete gave a j'elp and dashed forward. In a moment more I saw a big iguana flashing iu and out among the rocks like lightning, with Pete scrambling , and dipping in pursuit As it was hopeless to try a shot while the lizard was dodging about I ran after Pete, shouting to him. But Pete,a perverse brute at all times, having now an exciting and unique ad venture in prospect, scrambled obsti nately on, until he and the iguana both disappeared in the low bushes and grass that covered the base of the cliff. Having fought my way through these, with wrath in my heart against the dog. I emerged beyond and saw the great lizard gliding up the side of the bluff on a zigzag path probably made . by the black men. Pete, a very bad second, was pluckily toiling after the same. I fired a despairing shot and missed, but the bullet must have "gipped" pretty close to Pete's head. He stopped-probably glad of an excuse to do so-looked back inquiringly and then obligingly waited for me to come np, while the ignaua vanished aloft. I felt angry enough to have wrung the dog's neck, but restrained myself and after administering a cuff or two told him emphatically to go home. He only went ba?sk a few steps, then sat down defiantly and cocked one ear at mo in a derisive and exasperating manner. When I went on again he came gaily trotting . after, ready to dash past nie should more iguanas heave in sight Then I threw a stick at him, which he promptly chased, captured and brought back to me. Finally I made a leash of my neck tie and handkerchief and thus re strained his ardor while I climbed up the rough and steep ?>ath. I was de termined to get the iguana if possible. We wonnd our way among b?g rocks and clumps of bushes and at last reached the top, a few yards from the great spnr. Here the bluff was some twelve yards across. As it sloped gradually back toward tho mainland V it grow wider and was covered only \vith stiff, dry grass, till its base was lost in the forest The iguana had made good use of his trine and was not in sight, so I, sat down on the summit to cool o?r ?nd relived my feelings by inventing 3H RIDERS. But now, unchecked, tho cattle whirl In headlong, wild stampede ; And Beauty's banner may unfurl In vain. We give no heed. We've changad the ranch and city charms For Cuban thatch and palm. Tho jarring roll of hostile arms Our poan is and psalm. In strangely differing clime and placo Our names and paths appear. For man}- a college knows our face, And many a branded stcor. But, lo ! ono blood you find us, when There sounds Columbia's call. We spring to answer it. Uko men Hough Biders uro wo all. -Edwin L. Sabiji, in Puck. ?CAPE. I THE PHILIPPINES. approriate phrases and applying them to Pete. Then I glanced around at the view, which was superb, with the sun setting in indoscribablo glory over the calm China sen. In the glow I could see a steamer, which I knew must bethe mail-steamer from Hongkong, probably bringing me letters and Easter remembrances from friends in far-away America. Suddenly the dog jumped up and said ''Woof!" I muzzled him with ono hand and reached for tho rifle with the other, with visious of iguauas be fore me, but none appeared. Pete wriggled himself loose and "woofed" again, cocking his ears, toward the for est at the base of the bluff. I turned my head aud listened. Now I could faintly hear the thump ing roll of galloping horses, mingled with the crashing ot breaking bush. As I ?tood np and stared a pony ap peared, bursting out of tho jungle, followed by another and still another. Almost before I realized what they were.full 20of them had come tearing out of the woods and were charging up the slope toward me. In the forest wander hordes of these native ponies, discarded as old or use less by their owners, who, as a rule, 'are too indolent to* disposo of thom otherwise. We had encountered th-'in while huntings .but I had never seen so many together and was won dering what could have caused such a stampede when, just as the last ono appeared, I saw a small, black,monkey like creature dash out after him, fol lowed by a score of others, driving tho terrified animals upthehill with shrill whistles and shrieks. "Negritos!" I thought, remember ing what we had been told about their sometimes driviug a .crowd of these wandering ponies over some precipice to be killed on the rocks below and thus afford their pursuers an unctuous feast of horse-flesh for ni?uy days. This was evidently what the black men were doing nov", V * I saw that the ponies would quickly arriva at the top and carry me over with them if something wa3 "not done promptly; so' I seized Pete by the scruff of his neck and ran for the head of the side path by which I had como up; but I was just too lato; tho fren zied mob of scarecrows was almost upon me before I could get there. In desperation I waved the rifle aloft with one hand and poor Pete with the other, mingling a wild shout with Pete's expostulating yells. So strange an apparition, cotnbinod with the sounds from the dog.had the effect of causing many of the drove of ponies to swerve past me.?and I heard thom go slidiugand crushing down the other .side of the bluff, while others turned sharply and ran down tho path. One of these, however, lost his footing in turning so suddenly and fell head long. He rolled over so quickly that I had no tiuio to get out of the way, and he struck me squarely on the ankles. Pete flew one way and tho rifle another as I pitched forward on top of the kicking brute. We fell just at the hoad of the path,blocking the way for the last three or four pouies, who halted trembling and snorting. As I scrambled up I caught a glimpse of the Negritos, who had stopped at the sight of me and were gazing in aurhzement, calling to each other with short, sharp whistles. Their great hoads, covered with masses of frizzly hair, out of all proportion to their dwarfed, naked bodies, gave them a most uncanny aspect, like a crowd of guomes. I felt as if I wore the hero of some fairy tale in the power of goblins, and for an iustant I experienced the same horrid, creeping sensation that one feels at the first shudder of an earthquake. Every moment I expected a cloud of arrows to come whizzing about mo, and I remember wondering whether they would be barbed or smooth; but the fierce little black men seemed too astonished to do anything but stand like statues and whistle. Yet it was certain that they would soon let fly their deadly arrows. By some instinct I grasped the pony's short,rough mane as he struggled to his feet and fol lowed alongside the animal as he headed down the path, keeping his she-Uders and forelegs between my self and the blacks. Pete had picked himself up and was close at my heels. AB we disappeared a perfect storm of whistles pierced the air. The ponies behind, frightened afresh, came crowding against my protector, who lashed out viciously and started to run down the nnrrow path. Seeing there was danger of being crowded over the edge, L swung on his back, holding tight to his mane, and let him take his own course. Fortunately for me the little beast, although abnormal y bony and mangy in appearance, had retained his eye sight and the wonderful sure-footed ness that all Philippine ponies pos sess. Ho was evidently accustomed to a rider, for he picked his way down tho rough passage at a sliding sort of trot, closely followed by the othor ponies and Pete, who must have been having a precarious time of it among equine legs and hoofs. Far ahead I could hcr.v the clatter ing of tho ponies that bau gono down first, while over all else were tho weird squeaks and piping of the savages. They must have been in closo pursuit, but unable . either to pass the rear ponies or to get a shot at me on ac count of the windings of the path. :I crouched low and held on with all my might, expecting at every step to feel the blow of some barbarous missile. Before I realized whero we were I found the pony crashing through the bushes at the base, and we came on tho rocks where I had first sighted the iguana. The rocks proved too mu'oh for my gallant but ancient steed, for wheu half-way across he slipped and pitched me off. I rose, uninjured, just in time to grasp his mane afresh aud run along beside him. The leading ponies were well ahead, and as they went pounding and thun dering by tho carn]} I saw the fellows who were lying about on the beach jump np and get out of the way. Wild was their amazement to sec me tearing along tho beach with ten-foot strides, hanging on to the mane of a bony and terrified horse, followed by scvoral more "caballos" equally spec tral in appearance. The villainous fox-terrier scudded along in rear of the procession,telling everybody what jolly fun he had boen having. I let go the pony aud tumbled into the crocrd, answering their frantic de mands for an. explanation by pointing to the bluff and gasping "Negritos!" The boys jumped for their guns, but there was no need of warlike prepara tion,' for the savagos had stopped jnst outside of the bushes on seeing the group. After gazing a moment they turned and disappeared one by one, while the last of the ponies plunged into the woods at the other end of the beach and wa3 lost to sight. All that night we heard the little black men signaling to each other around the camp, but saw them no more. The next day we climbed tho bluff in a body aud-found my rifle safo and sound. On the way back, by great good luck, I shot au iguana four feet long, which I had stuffed in Manila and af terward sent home by a sailiug vessel. Its delivery, some four months later, by a horrified expressman at my fam ily's home in a peaceful Boston sub urb created a scone of consternation fully justified by its appearance. Charles B. Howard, in Youth's Com panion. QUAINT AND CURIOUS- . A petrified oak has lately been dng up in Cheshire, Eng. It is said to be at least 10,000 years old. Previous to thc setting up of a clock at Hampton Court,.England, in 1510, no English clock went accurately. It is a very' common sight, in tho streets of Paris, France, to see baby carnages which are propelled by elec tricity. A curious fact has been noted by Arctic travelers. Suow, when at a very lbw temperature, absorbs moisture and dries garmeuts. It is a strange fact that injuries to the tongue, whether of man or animal, heal more quickly than those' of any other part of the system. \ Large numbers of flintlock guns six feet long are made in Birmingham," Eng., at ?1.50 each, and. many of these weapons find a ready market in Dark est Africa. Tberonre se viral, varieties of fish' that cannot s\vi,n. In every instance they are dcep-soa ?jw ellers, and crawl about tho rocks, using their tails and fins as legs. Skates made of hardened glass, in various colors, are now made in Eng-' lund. It is said that they make it easier to get over rough places than is the case with stepl skates. The oldest piece of wrought iron in existence is believe^l to bc a roughly fashioned sickle blade found in Egypt. It is now in the British Museum, and it is believed to be nearly 4000 years old. According to a New Yorker who recently returned from B.ome a prom inent Italian newspaper gravely an nounced that (general George Wash ington would take command of the American army in Cuba. Tho Canadian Northwest police, a number of whom are now guarding .Klondike, number 710 altogether, and are distinctly a military body. A great many of them were em])loyod in suppressing tho Canadian rebellion of 1885. In addition to the German Emperor and the Czar, there is yet another European monarch holding honorary rauk in the English army. This is the Emperor of Austria-Hungary, who is Colonel-in-Chief of tho King's Dragoon Guards. Thin bamboo tubes are fastened to carrier pigeons in China, to protect them from birds of prey. When tho bird is in motion, tho action of the air through the tubes causes a whist ling sound, which alarms predaceous bi'-'s, aud keeps them at a respectful distance. Accommodating Cows. . Half a doxen cows, writes Pobert Luce, were part of the furniture I found iu a handsome bakeshop at Ne ville. We eutered it to get some cakes, and wei o puzzled at the bovine odor until we noticed au alcove barred off by a fence, behind which were six fine looking cows with several calves. On the shop side of the fence were tables ai which sat Spanish men and women sipping and smoking. Taking seats where we could watch the cattle, we called for "Leche." Thereupon a man picked up a quart measure, went to one of the cows, milked the measure full and then strained the milk into two glasses, giving us a full pint each of foam covered, warm, rich milk. . Por, this he charged us vhat in our money would be six cents a glass. While we were sipping it, occasionally a cow would moo in remonstrance against being milked at 10 o'clock in the evening, but for the most part they seemed to take the repeated visits of the milkman as a matter of course. Buffalo Express. A Water uronRior. Eecen'ly tho largest whaleback ves sel ever constructed was launched at West Superior, Wis. It is 430 feet long and is one of tho largest freight carriers in the world. Tho "whale back" is a comparatively new type of boat, built expressly to ride easily in rough seas. The main part or steel hull of the vessel is shaped like a fat* cigar, and with a concave npper por tion over which the waves may dash without causing inconvenience. As a result the whalebackstenmer can plow through he?Vy seas that would seri ously interfere with the progress of an ordinary vessel, . . "WILLUM ! YOI (Tho New York Horald'a curtoonlst gfves.hl ---ji_-_ O0003C000C000.0C00OOO00COCO a CHINA TOTTERS ': ? o - TO KER F?L?'o y w O - . ... O. O England Accuses Li Hung Chang o ?C) of Being Bought With Q< .Russia's Gold. i.JL^J. O O00O0000C-OC00O00000OO00200 Tue friction between England and Russia, arising from the attitude as sumed by tbe Chinese Government in regard to railroad concessions in tho Celestial Empire, has become the all "absorbing topic of thc hour among foreign diplomats. In view]of/Lthe large American interests in thS Par East tho trend of affairs is also being closely.foUpwed in this country. At the close of the war between China and Japan, England and Eussia, both watchful for au opportunity to increase their power in tho Chinese realm; stepped in and gained control through "leases" over the territory which had boen occupied by thc Japanese troops. Piiissia took Port Arthur and the sur rounding country on the north of the Gulf of Pe-Chi-Lie, while England acquired control of Wci-Hni-Wei, on tho south of the gulf. EMPEROR OF CIUXA. At tho present timo there is only] one railroad iu China, which was built by Li Hung Chang, and is under tho control of tho government. The trouble now threatening between] England, and Eussia has arisen through the repudiation by China of;a contract with the Hong Kong andJ .Shanghai Bank to build a road from Tientsin via Shan-Hai-kwon to New Chwang. The bank is owned almost ontirely by English capitalists; al though a few Americans hold stock in it. Tho proposed new road was ah. important part of tho railroad system under development in China." The Empress Dowager of China has openly relieved tho Emperor of all real power. The Ministers take their instructions directly from her, - ar d Li Hung Chang practically supera Sedes the Tsung-li-Yamen. It is rumored that Sir Claude Mac donald, tho British Minister, beforaihe Tsungrli-Yamen accused Li , Hung Chang of betraying China to Euseia; and it is said that Li Hung Chang has" threatened to.demand the recall of Sir Claude. Macdonald. Li Hung Chang is thus once more in power, acting ns Chancellor directly under the Empress Dowager. This was brought about through tho we?fctcss of the Emperor, who is recognized as unfit to deal with large matters of state. The Empress Dawag?r* who is a very .able woman, convinced him that he must retire Weng, who for several years had boen tho head and front of the party opposed to all for eign reforms and improvements. . . Foreigners and tho Progressive party of Chinese aro delighted.-.r?o, more radical or necessary first step to ward progress could have been taken.' Tho Emperor has at last been made to THE TSUNG-LI-YAMEN-THE S' soe this-old fossil ?in Ins "imo light, and has rid himself of his "Old Man of Ibo Sea." The Manchus, many of them, sympathize with Weng, and aro fearful less this dismissal means, wholesale innovations. ' With Weng out of the way, the Em press Dowager had no difficulty in re gaining hor old placo as real ruler of the eighteen provincos. All the pro vincial Governors and . Vicor.03'?, as well as 'government officiais ranking higher than Taltai, arc commanded to memorialize hor, thanking her for tho office they hold. She has already dhown her favor to Li Hung Chang, | f'EE TOO LATE.'.' s iJc-a pf tho sitJiitlon ia the rhilippines.) oet and '.lie- is ^'in--power .again as' virtual ruler of-the Tsung-H-Yamen. It must give pld Li onuoh satisfaction to thus prevail ever Wong, who olarnored for' Li'a&ead during the Chinese-Japanese One weak man in tho Cabinet is "W&h'g, wlfb fias^been^called from the Chibli ViceroyBhip. Prince Kung on on his deathbed stipulated, that Wang [ should succeed' him in tho Cabinet. Wang is^t?f^^ltra oonsqi?vativo, and smokes too much opium, but he is old andjoannot last long. The resurrection of Viceroy Li has arou8'ed:the British in China, who see in ic another trick taken by the Russians.. Li, who 'was once the strongest friend of England, is now doing everything in his power to help Kus$ia. ? TSe Empress Dowager of Chino, Tsojfc'Hsi^ ia a woman of.foreo. She is sixty-four years old, but she is tho Chinese. exomplar of tho now woman. For.'Tiearly forty years hors has been tho most powerful inllucnoo in tho Elofrcry Kingdom. Tho Emperor Kouangsu is the Em props.Dowager's adopted son. After her^ own son's death she took up Konangsu and trained him so that sho keep him under her thumb, mperor is twenty-six years old y, so that his open deposition real power is a left-handed birth res?nt from his dear- adopted er. r: many years she has been re g birthday presents which have her the richest woman on earth. ' ach birthday the Chinese people poured riches into her lap. Dur he war with Japan it was hinted o Dowager Empress- that the le needed all tho money they had; perhaps she might. be pleased to o the usual prcacnts. She oom v<j;ined-took half. , Li Hung Chang, wno was so popular in New York, has always found his firmest friend and most generous pa tron in the Dowager Empross. Once in a while she luis been mad at him and taken away his peacock's feather or his yellow jackot, but he soon had 'j it again, and her favor. So that usu .ally, when all' wont well with Li Hung, it proved that tho Dowager Empress was supremo. B-orcly has the young Emperor tried to demonstrate his man hood and really bo Emperor. Then Li 'Hung Chang was in trouble, but it nover lasted long, for the Dowagor Em press put her thumbs down on her .stepson just as sho has dono now. The Tsung-li-Yamen is the Ohiuese Foreign Office Tho only thing to be compared to it .in this country is the Department of St'atp. It is stated that Tatfu Hsi has lately been lilliug the 'laungli-Ynmcn with woakl ings to make it easier for him to boss the Tsung-li Yameii. .??'?t must havo been a very pretty quar rel between Sir Claude Maodonald, backed by England, and Li Hung Chang, with tho Dowager Empress be hind him. "You sold China to Russia!" .Til havo you-recallodl" , . While all the weaklings of thc Tsung-lr-Ynmon trembled1 in theil Tjrocadod gowns. Tho Orogon TTnr. The Orogon war bogan in. 1851. when tho Iudiana^'osistod Itio settle ment of tho country by tho whitos. There was a fight ot the Bogue River on tfuno 23, whioh.'waa won by Major Kearney. Two.years lator war broke xxjit agaiu, and a .treaty of peace waa signed, but in 1855 a volunteer com pany mado an attack on an Indian camp at the month of Battle Creek, killing twenty-three and wounding hundreds during'tho night. When daylight came it was found that the .dead were mostly old mon, women and children, and the Indians began a bitter struggle, which cost hundreds of lives on either side. Tho cost of fATE DEPARTMENT AT PEKIN, the war was placed at $1,8S9,99G. Tho California Indian war of 1855 59 cost hulf a million dollars, and wus duo to resistance by tho Indians to the settlement of their lands. A simi lar war was that of 1861) in New Mexi co.-Chicago Times-Herald. Italy's Olive Oil Production. Italy produces aunually 70,000,000 gallons jof olivo oil, the markot value of which is ?120,000,000. 's j.j._ British subjects can travel entirety around tho world \vitkqut leaving the British Empire, I i AMERICAN GIRL I i VICEREINE OF H. I S LUCK OK THE CURJZONS. $ The first American woman to become a real Queen is the daughter of a for mer dry-goods clerk. She will rule more than 400,000,000 ?'of people.* She will occupy an official position higher than any woman of this nation has ever attained. . < - SUo bas mounted io her proud place on a foundation of dry goods and Chi cago real estate, but she is worthy of it. George Nathaniel Curzon, who mar ried Miss Mary Leiter, of Chicago, has been made Viceroy of India, the high est administrative office in the gift of .the British Crown. Before the vision of the Hon. Mrs. George' Nathaniel Curzon there opens a vista of surpass ing riohues8 and promise. Her husband will bo created a peer of tho realm before he goes to india. There he will be Vice-King aud his wifo will be the Vice-Queen. . It is quite true this American woman will act for Queen Victoria, Em press of India, in ruling over the largest and most important possession' of the British Empire. ? She will sit on a throne and none will be toogreat to bow before her. : ; Mrs. Curzou, to whom a daughter has just boen born, is thirty-one. She has great beauty, ?5,000,000 as a . dowry aud a young husband who is already ono of the great men of his natiou. Surely her career is enough to turn tho head of most women. .Her position is fixed for all timo. In ; GEORGP, N. CURZON, 'THE NEW VICERO LY MISS LOITER, OP CHICAGO-PAI : WHERE TH?t? AMERICAN GIRL WILL .India she and her husband will occupy .a palace of tho blood royal. In Eng land she is upon tho highest pinnacle. Thirty years- ago the father of this American queen was selling calico and stockings over a counter in Chicago, He saved one-half that he earned. He invested aud saved all that he made until ho had a fortune. Whon ho gained wealth his wife fought as hard for . social recognition as her husband had to make money. Sho struggled iu Chicago and made littlo headway. She went to "Wash ington and resumed the fight thero and succeeded. What matter if she was called the Mrs. Malaprop of Wash ington. Sho was a' force, although to this day her sway is disputed. But there .is no disputing the power of her daughter. She has taken a .'oromost placo in tho. most exclusivo s Aciety in the world. Sho has now . become the arbiter of th? fate of American women seeking recognition abroad. By a mere word the daugh ter of Levi Z. Leiter can gaiu> royal recognition for other American wo men, or she can, if she chooses, deny such r?cognition to them. " She can ninkc .Mrs. Potter Palmer, her mother's aucient sooial enemy, knook in vain at the portal of European Courts even after having oonquered the 400 and " Newport. Mrs. Curzon was Miss Mary Vir ginia Leiter, the oldest child of Levi A. Loiter, and tho sister of Josoph Leiter, who'was king of wheat a few months ago and who lost something like 318,000.000, of whioh his father has had to pay about half, the othor representing rho profits of tho deal at ono, time. Mrs. Curzon has lived more in Washington and in Europe than she has ia Chioago. Hoi* marriage to ? George Nathaniel Curzon, who has been looked upon as the coming man in tho Tory party for several years, was a great social oveut, although it did not attract as much attention as some other international marriages. It was generally accepted that Mr. Curzon hoped somo day. to become Prime Minister of England aud that it was his wifo who influenced him in deciding to accept tho high plaoe of Viceroy. She will occupy the highest place socially of any woman in India,. bo causo sho will directly represent tho Queen. Sho will hold court, re?oive nativo princes and be virtually queen of-100,000,000 people. A FrlffllTentitl Town. One of these days someono will go to look for "Ye ancient town of Wed nesbury" and be surprised to find that during tho night it ^has disap peared. The subterranean fire 'is spreading iu spito of all efforts to stop.- it, aud the town clerk has "advised that the Council cannot spend money to provent tho progre of tho conflagration, as it broke on private premises. Con soque tho inhabitants who aro nairn- getting alarmed at the pro gress iiro is making, are going to raise and themselves.-Birming ham (. laud) Mail. There aro eleven cities in the world with a population of over 1,000,000. They ari! London, Pari?;, Berlin, New Tock,.Chicago, -Philadelphia, Pekin, Vienna, Tokio, Canton aud St, Peters burg". UNIQUE FIRE ENCINE. bondon is Usiner One Whose Motive Potrei ls Gasoline. The motive power of thia engine is gasoline, as the picture plainly indi cates, the engine itself is very differ ent from tho machine that id ordi narily in use for the purpose. It io more compact and powerful, two im provements that will be very welcome. In the rear of the engine, and within LONDON'S PEOUXI?B PIBE ENGINE. the railing, is the fire hose on the reel of the usual pattern. Thus the engine and hose cart are in one. "With this most up-to-date of fire engines there is a contrivance which will reel or unreel the hose, action being re gulated by a lever close to that which operates the engine itself. . This is ono of the features which firemen find great cause for enthusiasm. Ia fact, the London fire fighters, who are con sidered fully equal to the bravest and best, evon as good as the firemen of the United States, think that the reel feature is tho point par excellence oi the invention. Generally the engine is supposed to carry five men, but this numbc can bo increased if desired, as the addi tional weight of a larger crew would Lava no appreciable efi'eot upon the Y OF INDIA, AND HIS WIFE, FOF.3IEIU i ACE OF THE VICEROY AT. CALCUTTA r PRESIDE. speed, which is.anywhere from twelve to twenty miles au hour. Two of the firemen stand on the footboard of the engine, which makes the entire cir cuit. Tho contrivance being of an elongated nature. Tho fifth man is the pilot. He stands within the rail and by means of a wheel laid flatwiso upon an iron har steers the queer machiue. There is the usual head light for use at night, located direotly forward of tho wheel bar. A "Heal Daughter" Gets Uer Spoon. A few day3 ago there was forwarded to Phoebe Bayard Chapter, Daughters of the American Revolution, at Groons burg, "Westmoreland.County, Penn., a massive souvenir spoon that brought joy.to tho heart of Mrs. Margaret C. Craig, of New Alexandria, who is a member of Phoebe Bayard Chapter. The spoon, in accordance with the cus tom of the order, was sent because Mrs. Graig-had been accopted by the national society at "Wasbiugton as a "real daughter," she being tho daugh ter of General Alexander Craig, who rendered distinguished services to his country during the revolution. MBS. M. C. CP.A.IG, "BEAL DAUGHTEB'' OP THE BEVOLUTION. Mrs. Craig is in her ninety-fifth year. The committee of ladies whioh had tho honor of conveying to her tho sou venir spoon found her on the Craig farm, in tho same house whero her re volutionary father left her sixty-two years ago. Every year of her long life has boen speut under this roof. General Alexander Craig, the dis tinguished head of tho family, father of our "real daughter," was born No vember 20, 1755; served through tho rovolufcion, and died October 29, 1832. A New Use For Al-.mi timm. Tho successful platiugof aluminum with copper has been anuounced by a German named "Wachwilz. Many ob jections to aluminum are thus over come, and the copper coating is so thiu as not to add materially to the weight, whilo tho union of tho two metals is so poi'foct that plates may bo rolled;or stretched without pooling. The copper-covered wires may be plated with silver or gold. Tlie <"h'Ht, 1'ostomces. Tho first postofilce was opened in Paris in 14G2, in England in 1581, and in America in 1710. .A French writer a j tributes the grace o', the Spanish women to the fact that many of them are taught fencing? HE DID HIS BEST. One O'Neal, my next-door neighbor, Irish born, but Yankee bred, Has the TJ. 8. fever in him From bis shoe soles to bur head. And though barred from fighting, being Crippled by an accident, To excess of patriot ardor Ho unceasingly is bent. He has cheered our Cuban struggle , 1 With enthusiastic vim, ! Not a hero hos arisen But hos won a shout from him; On his heart he has recorded Name of every gallant son That In cause of dear Old Glory Has the crown of valor won. ; ' i Daily he would sound their praises To tho ever-listening wini 'Till a chance to' make his homage Moro enduring he did find; Destiny a eon did bring him, Him he named with ardent zeal Dewey Lee Scbley Hobson Sampson ! v Bagley. Capron Blue O'Neal. -Richmond (Va.) Dispatch. - % HUMOROUS. Bings-That girl has a beauty spot on hoi- face. Bungs-Sort of oasis, isn't it? FoSdick-Tenspot thinks that he is one of the big guns. Keedick-He is one of the smooth bores. He-If I should embrace you would yon call for help? She-If you real ly thought you needed iE Prospective Litigant--Yon give le gal advice here, don't you? Lawyer (absent-mindedly)-No, we sell it. He (indignantly)-I hope I knoTr my own mind. She (sweetly)-Yeal You surely ought to know as much as that! "Who was the best advertised sea captain?" "Why, Noah. His moth? od of advertising flooded the coun try." Bill-Did you ever try any of Small's twenty-five cent dinners? Jill -Yes; I ate three of them today at noon. "Does your husband say grace ?t the table?" "No; he returns thanks for safe preservation from the last mea!."; Sergeant-The enemy flies! Cap taiu-That won't do them any goo?; our army is mostly made up of expert wing-shots. Lodginghonse Clerk - Bed with "?li, fifteen cents. Watkins-I goess ther pay a little more an' not bath. vbara, on seeing a dish of i'1 iced on the table, ex mamma, see how ner - advise me to *? weather?" 'are you . ... Poi was su. blame it. She-I lib since they havt chef. .He (weak v. Cy generous to a fault; ing chef for two. Amiable Professor (to h^ f -For threo weeks I have r?. -^nded you every day to buy me a notebook. Henceforth I shall remind you of it only once a week. Miss DeFashion-You are wanted at the telephone. Mrs. DeFashion Oh, dear! I presume it's Mrs. De Style to return my telephone -ca}l._ hope she won't talk long. Junior Partner-Do you think the new oifico-boy is trustworthy? Senior Partner-I'm sure of it. I've noticed that when he hasn't anything to do he never pretends to be busy. "This check is wrong. My beef is down for fifty cents, when the bill of fare says forty." "You ordered it rare, sir." "Well, whr.t if I did?" "You've got to pay for rareties, sir." Jill-You puckered up your lips^jo then that I thought you were going to kiss me.- Jack-No, I got some saud in my mouth. Jill-Well, for heaven's sake swallow it! You need it in your system. Miss Cordelia Summers (upon pres entation of some flowers by young pupils) - Yes, children, this is my birthday. You see I am getting old -very, very old! Children (enthusi astically)-Yes, ma'am. "That," said Maud, as the distin guished stranger entered the room, "is the Victoria Cross." "Is it?" in quired Mamie in a tone of great in terest. "How many century runs must you make to get one?" How l incoln Saved Thirty Dollars. Still another story of Lincoln, illus trating his respect for his wife's judg ment: While Lincoln wa? practising law in Springfield, the fire-hose com pany, desiring to buy some new appa ratus, sent out subscription papers, and our youthful collector called upon the future president. He was closely examined on the purpose of the sub scription, aud finally Lincoln agreed to subscribe in this fashion: "Well, I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll go home to supper-Mrs. Lincoln is generally good-natured after supper and then I'll tell her I've bien think ing of giving $50*to the brigade, and she'll say: 'Abe, you will never have any sense? Twenty dollars is quite enough. ' So tomorrow, my boy, you come around and get your $20." "Doln?" Literary landon. Rudyard Kipliug is fond of. telling a story which illustrates how some travelers "do" famous people and places. The Newcastle (England) Chronicle gives it as follows: One day, Kipling says, I was sitting in my study in London when suddenly a gentleman appeared at the door un announced, followed by two school boys. "Is this Rudyard Kipling?" iuquired the gentleman. "Yes," I answered. He turned round. "Boys? this is Rudyard Kipling." '*And thia is where you write?" he continued. "Yes," I replied. "Boys,Ar's is where he writes." And before I had time to ask them to take a seat they were gone, boys and all. I suppose they had all literary London to do in that way. The longest lived people have gen: erallv beeu those who made bijakfasi the principal meal of the day.