Edgefield advertiser. (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, January 12, 1898, Image 4
THE USE OF CORAL,
By No Moans as Cen era! ;.s lt Was
Formerly.
/ "The beautiful coral necklaces and
brooches that were once so fashionable
are seldom worn now by women in this
country," said a New York dealer in
rare and curious ornaments to a Star
reporter recently. Thirty years ago
the material was in great demand for
ali sorts of articles of personal adorn
ment. At the preseut day coral is
used largely only in auch countries as
. Abyssinli, the Congo, th*e Cape, India
and Ceylon, Siberia, China and Japan.
The choicest pieces are used fbr the
buttons of the Chinese mandarins, or
for ornamenting the turbans of rich
Mussulmans, while the inferior Quali
ties are sent to less civilized countries,
where they are employed for various
purposes.
"Coral has been often used as money
in Oriental countries, but that use of
" it is now declining. Barbarous and
semi-civilized peoples employ it large
ly for ornamenting arrows, lances and
pikes, and also for decorating corpses
before interment. Prices have varied
much of late years, a rapid decline in
value having taken place, owing prin
cipally to the scarcity of good and the
comparative abundance of inferior
qualities.
"Besides the loss accruing to the
fishermen, the present scarcity of coral
is very seriously affecting the large
number of people employed in prepar
ing the material for market. There
has been a great decline in the number
of women thus employed at Leghorn,
and the same state of a'ffairs is evident
at Naples and Genoa, the other prin
cipal towna of the industry. Nowadays
the proportion of inferior quality is so
much larger that fewer persons are re
quired to manipulate the quantity. No
machinery or mechanical process is
employed. The workman simply takes
pieces of coral into his or her hands,
?ne after another, and, according to
their thickness, qualitv and defects,
works them into certain forms. Their
wages run from 15 cents to 35 cents
per day."-Washington Star.
INDIA'S CHIEF IDOLS.
Brahma the Creator, Vishnu the Preserv
er, and Siva the Destroyer.
Great is the number of idols in India,
for popular report puts the number
down as 333,000,000. Every Indian vil
lage has its especial idol, sometimes
more than one. None of these idols
of clay, wood or stone is supposed tc
be fit for worship till the consecrating
words have been spoken over it by a
priest
Brahma is the supreme god of India
and appears inthreeforms-Brahma the
creator, Vishnu the preserver, and Siva
the destroyer. Each of the three is
supposed to be married, and "ihus at
once we have six deities which are su
preme in India.
Vishnu, the preserver, the most pop
ular and most worshipped, is shown
black and likewise with four arms, and
as in a struggle of the gods with ha
demons he killed a woman he was con
demned to be born twenty-two times
as a fish, a tortoise, a bear and a lion
among other animals. His many man
ifestations in animal form are likewise
popular. His wife Lakshmi, is the
goddess of prosperity and good luck.
She is represented as a lovely woman
with a gold-colored face-gold being
the Hindoo's ideal tint.
Very different are Siva and his wife.
He is the destroyer and is represented
as a man unclothed, but powdered over
with ashes and having a tiger skin
swathed about him. He has a third
eye in the middie of his forehead. A
necklace of human skulls decorates his
throat, while he carries a club or tri
dent surmounted by human heads and
bones. He is also armed with a bow
and an ax. His wife has several forms.
At first as Sati, the faithful one, her
name is given to widows who are
burned alive on their husband's funeral
pyres. Secondly she is Durga, the
mother of the world, and is seated on
a lion and dressed in red. Again, as
Kali, the goddess of cruelty, she is one
of the most horrible of Hindoo deities,
represented as black, adorned "with
human skulls and hands and dancing
on the body of her husband. This'is
not because she hates him, but be
cause, when, according to tradition,
she had finished destroying her ene
mies, she danced so violently the
earth seemed about to be shaken to
pieces, and to stop her Siva lay down
among tue dead, and she, not seeing
bim under ?er feet, became ashamed,
and put out her tongue, which is the
Bengali manner of blushing. .These
are the principal gods of India, select
ed from the reputed 333,000,000.
The 1.a "-f Man on Earth
To recklessly oxpei.ment upon himself with
hope of relief is the dyspeptic. Yet the nos
trums for this malady are as the sands of the
sea, and. presumably, about as efficacious.
Indigestion, that obstinate malady, even if of
long perpetuity, is eventually overcome with
Hostetter's Stomach Bitters, an appetizing
tonic and alterative, which cures constipation,
fever and ague, bilious remittent, rheuma
tism, kidney complaint and feebleness.
The monument in honor of Christian Fred
erich Samuel Habncmann, founder of the
homeopathic system of medicine, which is
tobe dedicate'1 in Washington next spring,
is almost finished. The cost is $"3,000.
To Cure a Cold In One Day.
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. AU
Druggists refund money if lt fails to cure. 25o
The lieutenant governor of Ohio pets S700
a year; the lieutenant governor of Pennsyl
vania gets $5,50U.
SlOO Keward. si00.
The readers of this paper will be pleased to
learn that there is at least one dreaded dis
ease that science has been able to euro in all
Its stages, and that is Catarrh. Hall's Catarrh
Cure is the only positive cure now known to
the medical fraternity. Catarrh being a con
stitutional disease, requires a constitutional
treatment. Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken inter
nally, acting directly upon the blood and mu
cous surfaces of the system, thereby destroy.
lng the foundation of the disease, and giving
the patient strength by building up the cor
stitution and assisting nature in doing its
work. Tho proprietors have so much faith in
Its curative powers that they offer One Hun
dred Dollars for any case that it fails to cure.
8end for list of testimonials. Address
F. J. CHENEY & Co., Toledo, O.
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
HaU's Family Pills are the best.
Fits permanently cured. No fits or nervous
ness after first day's uso of Dr. Kline's Great
Nerve Resto rv r. $2 trial bottle and treatise free
DR. R. H. KLINE. Ltd., 931 Arch St, Phila., Pa.'
Dyspepsia. Indigestion, cured by Taber's Pep
sin Compound. Write for free book on stomach
trouble to Dr. Taber Mfg. Co., Savannah, Ga.
Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for children
teething, softens the gums, reduces inflamma
tion, aUays pain, cures wind colic. 25c. a bottle.
Weak Stomach
Indigestion Causes Spasms
Hood's Sarsaparilla Cures.
"I have always been troubled with a
weak stomach and had spasms caused by
indigestion. I have taken several bottles
of Hood's Sarsaparilla and have not been
bothered with spasms, and I advise anyone
troubled with dyspepsia to take Hood's
Sarsaparilla." 31ns. HORTON, Prattsburg,
New York. Remember
Hood's Sarsaparilla
Is the best-in fact the One True Blood Purifier
Hood's Pills cure indigestion, biliousness.
SO.'S c
CURES WHERE Alt EISE FAIL..
Best Cough Syrup. Tastes Good. Use
In Une. Sold br t! ru wrists.
C.ONSUMPTrON
S??ARP INDIAN PACKERS.!
CARRYING MINERS' OUTFITS OVER
THE MOUNTAINS TO THE KLONDIKE.
Striking Costume of tho Nativo Alaskans
Who Engage In the Transportation
Business- Dogs as Assistante-Packers
Are Untrustworthy and Hard Traders.
Arrangements for packing are made
(at Dyea) with Isaac, "Chief for the
Chilkoots," as the siga reads above
his cabin., but outside men can be
hired. The Indian men's dress is
picturesque. Some wear the gayly
colored Mackinaw jacket; others a
blue denim garment, half shirt, half
i coat ; others still a loose coat of blan
ket, the sleeves or a patch across the
back being made of the striped ends,
and as the blankets used by these In
dians are of the most brilliantly as
sorted colors, the color effects are dis
tinctly striking. For head-gear they
wear little common felt hats or bright
wool toques or a colored kerchief. All
possess rubber hip-boots, but when
j packing they wear only moccasins
outside of "Siwash" or blanket socks,
and sometimes an oversock to the
knee. Indian fashion, dogs and chil
dren, men and women, crowd into
their dirty abodes, which smell of
spoiled fish.
The dogs are not so numerous as I
expected, nor yet so quarrelsome and
noisy. The Indians train them not so
much for sledge-drawing as for pack
ing small loads on their backs, and it
is not unusual to see an Indian with
one or two medium-sized dogs, with a
little pack on each side, sagging near
ly to the ground, trotting along with
his luncheon.
When an Indian is packing he ties
his single small bl nket upon his back
under the pack. A stout stick to bal
ance with and to assist in climbing
completes his outfit. Twenty or thirty
Indians will take up packs and put a
whole outfit over at ono lick. They
are not trustworthy and aro wholly
unscrupulous. They do nothing even
for each other without a price, and I
have carefully noticed that they make
no distinction between themselves and
whites even for tho same service. Ii
one engages them at a certain price
aud some one offers them more, they
lay down their packs aud take up the
new ones; or if on the terni! they hear
of a rise in the scale, t' oy stop and
3trike for the higher wages. Some of
them speak good English. Indians
from Sitka say these fellows aro wild
Indiaus, and look upon their ignor
ance of letters with some contempt.
But if ignorant of letters, they are
shrewd, hard traders, who are making
money fast and saving it. They have
a strong predilection for gold, but at
the same timo, as our silver friends
will be pleased to know, silver is in no
less favor with them. In fact, it seems
to be hard money they Avant. I knew
an Indian to declare solemnly he could
not change a five doll ir bill, showing
the only two silver dollars ho had.
But when a gold fivo was offered in
stead, he fished a whole handful of
silver out of his pocket. They are
taking all the small change out of cir
culation. They come to tho traders
several times a day, make a trifling
purchase to get change, and then store
it away. The small-chauge problem is
indeed a serious one. There is not
enough small currency ia this country
co do business with. The gamblers
ind the Indians are getting it all.
Harper's Weekly.
"Where It Xever Thunders.
In Finland, East Turkestau, Ice
land, Nova Zembla, the north part of
Siberia, as well as all'places in the ex
treme north, a clap of thunder is an
unknown occurrence; while Peru has
only one, or at most two, thunder
storms in a century, its thunderstorm
of 1877 having been the only one sinco
1803. Some parts of Fiance, on the
other hand, appear to be tho most
thundery places ou the earth's surface,
as, according to the president of the
French Meteorological Society, in six
or seven months of 1892 as many as
328 were counted. The director of
the observatory at Odessa, who has
closely studied the qu osti?n, states
that there is a zone of ?otric activity
of great intensity on both sides of the
equator, which is also thc zone of the
greatest rainfall. This zone he
divides into three sections, the first
embracing Asia and Oceania, Indo
china and the Stiuda Isles to New
Guinea. The yearly thunderstorms
over that zone average from 90 to 100.
The second zone starts from the west
coast of Africa between 5 degrees and
10 degrees north latitude, and 10 de
grees to 15 degrees south latitude;
while the third zone comprises tho
tropical regions of America, where the
mean annual number of thunderstorms
exceeds 100. To the north of this
zone, which is termed the electric
equator, the storms decrease in numb
er until the deserts of Africa. Egypt,
Persia and Central Asia are reached,
whero the rainfall is scantj and thun
derstorms rare.-Tit-Bits.
Bermuda's Hog Money.
Hog money is the queer name by
which the brass money which was
coined in Bermuda in 1615 came to bs
known. On the face of it was a hog;
|On the otherside a ship of that period.
'The coins are very rare and prized by
collectors. The history of this device
..is curious and interesting. A Spanish
vessel, commanded by Juan Bermudez,
and on its way back to Cuba with a
cargo of hogs, was wrecked there.
This was in 1515. Later in the same
century, when the English discovered
this land, they found a country in
habited by hogs. While the money
was certainly not artistic or beautiful,
it had the meritof individuality, being
absolutely unique in the world of
coins.-Chicago News.
Physical Degeneracy in Italy.
The widespread misery and want
that prevail in Italy appear to be ex
ercising a disastrous and degenerating
influence on the physique of the
masculine portion of the population.
According to official statistics just
issued by the War Department at
Rome, out of every thousand young
men of twenty years of age liable for
military service, which is^as obligatory
in Italy as in Germany and Austria,
520, or more than half, were rejected
by the medical authorities as physi
cally disqualified for service in the
army. -New York Tribune.
An Enormous Panorama.
The prominent Italian painter,
Signor Sirgentini, of Lausanne, has
offered to paint a monster panoroma of
the Engadine, the famous valley in
Switzerland, to be exhibited at Paris
in the year 1900. The panorama will
cover 3644 square metres of canvas,
and will require a ciroular building
sixty feet high to contain it. The
idea has been favorably received by
the managers of the Paris Exhibition,
and the Swiss Government will be
asked to contribute toward u.e ex
pense of painting.
There are about 17,000 prisoners in
the Uni.ed Statea.
-~* POPULAR SCIENCE.
American hickory as wagon-material
is better suited than any other wood
for moist tropical climates.
It has been found in Switzerland
that in building a railway laborera
could work only one-third as long ?1
a height of 10,000 feet as a mile lower.
A postoffice clock in Sydney, Ne\?
South "Wales, emits an electrio flash
light, lasting five seconds, every hom
during the night, thus enabling those
living miles away to ascertain the ex
act time.
As a result of the tests of the New
Haven Eailroad Company, the Hart
ford Electric Light Company is to be
gin the uso of "sparks" as fuel, the
consumption being between thirty and
and forty tons a day.
In his latest researches M. C. Can
dolle finds that seeds of Indian corn,
oatb, tennel and other plants are still
capable of germinating after 118 days'
exposure to cold of forty degrees be
low zero, Fahrenheit.
Dr. Paul Regnard expresses his be
lief, in La Cure d'Altitude, that a com
parative immunity from phthisioal
contagion is obtained at high altitudes
in spite of the presence of phthisical
patients and of the "contagiuni vi
vnm," which the more careless of
them scatter about with their expecto
ration.
Tho method proposed by Herr E.
Moyat ,for produoing large artificial
diamonds consists essentially in seal
ing pulverized coal, iron chips and
liquid carbonic acid in a strong steel
tube, and submitting it to the action,
of the electric arc. Unlike other
methods this process generates enor
mous pressure during the operation
of the electric currents, and it is be
lieved larger diamonds will crystallize
out as tho mixture cools.
Captain Colson, an English army
officer, has devised a promising means
of diminishing the time of exposure of
photographic plates in order to get a
good image. He finds that some of
the 'ight ROCS through tho gelatine
bromide plate and reflects it back into
the film by a screen of white paper or
cardboard close to the film. He pro
poses to get even better results by
making the platos with a thin, white
opaque layer on the glass and flowing
the emulsion over them.
"Hymn of tho Kupnbllc."
"Do you know what the national
hymn of this country should be?" in
quired a visitor to the capital of a re
porter.
The gentleman propounding the
question has traveled extensively in
foreign lands and has been in all parts
of his own country, from Florida to
Alaska and between Maine and Cali
fornia.
The reporter studied a little and
then answered: "Isuppose you mean
'Down Upon the Suwanee River?' "
The visitor rubbed his hands de
lightedly. "You have struck it ex
actly," he declared, and I'll toll you
why I am more convinced of it than
ever. I went down tho Potomac the
other night on one of the excursion
steamers. There was a large crowd
aboard, all good-natured and happy at
the idea of having an outing. I sized
the ciowd up goiug down, and I made
up my niiud that it was pretty cosmo
politan-containing people ^from all
scctious of the country.
"On the return trip I sat with a
friend, a native of New Hampshire,
and a northerner throughout. Wo
were on the deck just below the pilot
house. After wo had ridden a little
timo somo young peoplo began sing
ing. They rang in the old-time fa
vorites, 'Old Black Joe,' 'Dixie,'
'Maryland, My Maryland,' which, by
th3 way, caused some emotion, and
other songs, including 'My Bonnie,'
'How Can I Bear to Leave Thee, ' and
others. Each one caused a few to
chime iu, but there was no special en
thusiasm.
"At last the singers struck up
'Down Upon the Suwanee River.'
The effect was magical. In an instant
it seemed to mo that everybody on the
boat.Jincluding my reserved companion,
had joined in. The plaintive air
floated over the water to tho Maryland
and Virginia shores and was wafted
upward in tho starlight. When it was
finished there was complete silence for
a little time. I am not an emotional
mau, but I felt my breath catch and
the tears came into my eyes.
"My friend had put his hand on my
knee. 'I always feel a truer patriot
when I hear that song,' was all he
said. "-New York Telegram.
Bcnzollno Power.
Henry Sturmey, of Coventry, has
just completed a successful journey
upon au auto-car, which is probably
the longest continuous tour yet mado
in the British Isles in such a convey
ance. He started from John o' Groat's
House oa tho 2d instant, and, after
traveling by easy stages, varying from
thirty-six to eighty-six miles per day,
arrived at Land's End nt 4.35 on Tues
day afternoon, having accomplished
the journey of 929 miie^ at an average
speed of just under ten miles an hour
all through, notwithstanding the fact
that such elevations were crossed as
tho Ord of Caithness, the Grampian
Mountains, tho Pass of Killiecrankie,
Kirkstone Pass into Ambleside, and
the extremely hilly country between
Exeter and Bodmin. Throughout the
journey no breakdowns occurred, and
all- roads were traversed without
trouble of any kind. Mr. Sturmey
was accompanied by one servant and
carried between 200 and 300 pounds
of baggage, including a Bufficienoy of
oil for the journey. The car used was
of English manufacture, and was fitted
with a four-horso power motor pro
pelled by benzoline. Mr. Sturmey
proposed to finish his tour by driving
from Land's End to London along the
south coast.-London Times.
A Kat Saved His Life.
A young son of Mr. Daniel Bonie,
of Bulloch County, Georgia, had a
thrilling experience with a large rat
tlesnake a few days ago. He had gone
into his father's barn at night for some
fodder. He was accompanied by one
of the farm hands. Young Bonie re
ceived a blow in the face, and, sup
posing his friend had tried to frighten
him, asked that his friend desist, as
he, Bonio, had already been hurt by a
blow in the face. About that time he
felt another blow on the fodder he
held in his hand, and at the same time
heard the singing of the snake's rat
tles. He left the house, procured a
light and returned to find a monster
rattlesnake, which was at once dis
patched. The snake had eighteen rat
tles and a button. Had it not been
for a large rat, which was about half
shallowed, young Bonie no ci >ubt
would have been bitten and killed.
Baltimore Sun. :
Vnilcalrnblo Experiences.
A young man advertises for a place
as salesman, and says he has had a good
deal of experience, having been dis
charged from seven different ware
houses within the year.-Boston
Traveller,
THE PLANING-MILL CURE.
One Man's Novel Wnv of Overcoming
Sleeplessness.
"More than once I had counted my
self to sleep," said Mr. Wingleby, "be
ginning at one and counting deliber
ately on, mentally pronouncing each
number plainly, and connting on and
on up into the hundreds and the thou
sands. Sometimes the cares which
had beset me and kept me awake, and
.which I was now trying to drive ont
of my mind, would rush in and get all
mixed up with the figures, but I would
keep on resolutely, counting 'seven
thirty - seven - seven - thirty - eight -
seven - thirty - nine - seven - forty -
seven-forty-one," and so on, in regular
unbroken succession, to drive the
cares away and leave no chink by
which they could creep in again; and
usually the counting would work; but
not always. The only uniformly ef
ficacious cure for insomnia in my case
is the planing-mill cure; but that, ow
ing to force of circumstances, I am un
fortunately unable to employ.
"It is a familiar fact that the faint
est scratching of a mouse might wake
us up out of a sound sleep, while a
sustained and steady roar would only
conduoe to slumber. There is some
thing about tho hum of a planing-mill
that is to me particularly soothing, j
could always go to sleep in a planing
mill, and the odor of the freshly cut
wood is delightful ; and when I found
that the counting cure was losing its
power I made up my mind to put into
my house a small planing-mill plant,
for I must have sleep, and I thought
that I could plane lumber enough, too,
to make the plant pay for its keep..
"I set the machine up and got in a
little lot of selected pine boards, and
fixed them so that they would feed in
to the machine automatically aftor I
had started it, and then I went to bed
and settled down comfortably and
pulled the rope.
"Br-r-um-m-m-m, delightful, sooth
ing sound, but just as I was falling
asleep the doorbell rang, and there
was very little sleep for me that night
after that.
"Not to burden you with the de
tails, the whole neighborhood objected
to the planing machine, aud I had to
give it up and fall back once more on
old-time methods."-Chicago Eecord.
Dancers From Snit.
The use of salt as a condiment is so
general and so universally believed in
as necessary that we rarely hear a word
against its excessive use, but there are
a multitude of persons who eat far too
much salt: eat it on everything-on
meat, fish, potatoes, melons, in butter,
on tomatoes, turnips and squash, in
bread, and on ahostof foods too numer
ous to mention. To so great an extent
is it used that no food is relished which
has not a salty taste, and this hides
more or less the real taste, which is
often very delicate. Now, the amount
(of salt required in thc system is com
paratively small, and if the diet has
been rightly compounded, very little
is necessary. Some go so far as to
discard its use altogether, but whether
this is wise or not we will not here
consider.
Now, what are somo of the evils of
the excessive use of salt? They are
to paralyze the nerves of taste, or to
pervert them so they cannot enjoy any
thing which has not a salty flavor, and
in addition there is a direct tax on both
the skin and the kidneys in removing
it from the blood. "Whether the skin
is harmed by this tax we do not know.
Possibly it is not greatly injured, yet
we know that few people possess a
healthy skin; but it is now pretty weil ?
settled that an excessive use of salt
docs overtax the kidneys in its removal,
and that the great number of cases of
derangement and disease of these
orgaus ?3 due to this use. It takes
only a little time to learn to enjoy
many kinds of food without salt, and
we advise our readers and others to
look into this matter and to try and
diminish tho use of this condiment so
far as possible. "Wo believe they will
be better for it.-New York Ledger.
Quadrupeds Go Fishing.
Man is not the only animal which
indulges in fishing. Up at Vancouver
there is a man who will back his dog
to catch more fish in a doy than any
man can. This animal is a Newfound
land, six years old. aud as a fisherman
he is simply a wonder. Every morn
ing he goes out on a dead log project
ing into tlie water several feet. He
never takes his eyes from the water as
it rushes by. Suddenly he leans the
fore part of his body aud ono paw far
over the log and then, with tremendous
force, strikes into tue water with his
paw, clinging to the log with the other
three feet and the rest of his body.
Seldom does he fail to hit. the big fish
with the stroke, and, if the blow does
not kill the fish outright, a crunch of
his terrible jaws completes the work.
Tho blow usually lands the Ptnnned
or killed fish back over the log into a
quiet pool, from which it cannot easily
escape.
In the course of twenty minutes he
frequently catches from fifteen to
twenty-five salmon, ranging from five
to twenty pounds each. These salmon
are usually a trifle weak and slightly
under the weather-maybe the hook
bill, but more than likely the dog
salmon. But this dog is not the only
four-footed fisher for these out there,
either. It is a common thing to see
within a distance of less than a mile
along the coast half a dozen bears, a
family or two of wildcats, a whole
colony of raccoons, not a few wolves,
besides a dozen or more razorback
hogs, to say nothing of a score or so
of eagles, all engaged in the sport of
fishing for dog salmon.-Chicago
Chronicle.
A Pullman 8tory,
One of the beneficiaries under the
will of George M. Pullman is his
brother, the Bev. Boyal H. Pullman,
pastor emeritus of the Second Uni
versalist Church at Baltimore, who re
ceives a legacy of $50,000. Part of
this sum, he says, will be used in ex
tending the work of that church. Of
his brother's course at the time of the
great railway strike, Mr. Pullman as
serted that the refusal to arbitrate was
the result of a conscientious belief
that con sent would be conceding to
outside parties the right to dictate to
an employer on matters purely for
himself to decide. As a corollary of
this, Mr. Pullman added: "On one
occasion, I remember, when a railroad
m<;n ordered b00 cars from him, my
brother said: 'Make it a thousand. I
will build them for you so cheap that
it will pay you to get them now. I
want to keep my men employed.' The
railroad man agreed, and I know that
all my brother's company made on the
whole order was $15."-New York
Times.
An Eventful Door.
Many old houses in Holland have a
special door, which is never open save
on two occasions-when there is a
marriage or a death in the family. The
bride and bridegroom enter by this
door. It is then nailed or barred up
until a death occurs, when it is opened
and the body is removed by this exit.
OUR BUDGET OF HUMOR
LAUGHTER-PROVOKING STORIES FOR
LOVERS OF FUN.
Tho Scorcher's Creed-Literally So-How
Ho Fools Folks-In Their Stateroom
A Crying Matter-A Belligerent-Thc
Spoils-After tho Scrimmage, EtCi, Etc.
Count that day lost
Whose low, descending sun
Views no poor wretch
O'er whom thy wheel has run.
-Cleveland Lcador.
now Ho Fools Folks.
"Does he. ever tell the truth?"
"Oh, yes. When ho wants to de
ceive people."-Life.
A Belligerent.
Yeast-"What kind of paint does
your wife use?"
Crimsonbeak-"I think it must bo
war paint."
-
A Crying Matter.
She (at the theatre)-"Isn't this an
awfully sad play?"
He-"Very. Even the seats are in
tiers."-Chicago News.
Explained.
"What is meant by tho saying that
speech is silver and silence is golden?"
"It costs more to make a man keep
still than to make him talk. "-Life.
In Their Stateroom.
Brown-"Confound you, you're us
ing my toothbrush?"
Sonderhausen -"I beg your par
don. I tinked it vos ze ship's."
Pick-Me-Up.
-s
After the Seri minage.
"They say that your son has a re
markable head on him, Grumpy."
"Most wonderful thiug I ever saw,
since that last football gamo."-De
troit Free Press.
Literally So.
"Why do you call him a dead gamo
sport?"
"Because he invariably purchases
his game of the butcher after each ol
his hunting trips."
Unsafe.
First Nurse-"I'm afraid I can't
come with you to-morrow."
Second Nurse-"Why not?"
"Well, I don't like to leave the baby
with its mother."-Brooklyn Life.
Infantile Wit.
"Mamma, I dess you'll have to turn
the hose on me."
"Why, dear?"
" 'Tause I've dot my 'tockings on
wrong side out."-Chicago Tribune.
The Spoils.
Citizen-"To tell the honest truth,
do you think you are earning your
saiary?"
Office Holder-"Man, I earned it
four times over in the campaign."
Cincinnati Enquirer.
Foolish Fellow.
He-"What would you do if I were
to kiss you?"
She -"How singular! I was think
ing that very thing."
Yet he sat there and kept on won
dering.-Chicago News.
Precipitous Love.
Bertha-"Do you believe in love at
first sight?"
Ethel-"I believe there are persons
one is more likely to love before one
has had time to get acquainted with
them than afterward."-Boston Tran
script.
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Coming Back.
It was the beginning of their wed
ding trip.
"Dear," she inquired anxiously,
"in the excitement of leaving, did
you say goodby to papa and mamma?"
"No," he replied, "I said 'au
revoir. ' "
Cupid Economizing.
"Jack and Julia are surely en
gaged."
"What makes you think BO?"
"He brings her chrysanthemums
now instead of roses; a chrysanthe
mum will last a whole week. "-Detroit
Free Press.
Proves lt.
Mrs. Watts-"The doctor says a
good cry is healthful."
Mrs. Pott's-"I know it is. A good
cry .gained me a trip to the seashore
last year, and I came back feeling bet
ter than I had for oh, ever so long."
-Indianapolis Journal.
Bctlrcd From tho Ranks.
Wallace-"What is the reason
Johnny isn't wearing his 'Little De
fender'badge any more." t
Mrs. Wallace-"He doesn't seem tc
be so fond of ministering to dumb an
imals since he held a poor, little, half
frozen bee in his hand to get it warm. "
-Cincinnati Enquirer.
Common Hereditary Trait.}
"Doctor, what do you regard as tho
surest hereditary trait-that is, what
peculiarity is most likely to be in
herited?".
"My observations leadme to believe
that the desire to escape work is about
the mast common thing that people
inherit,"-Chicago Journal.
In tho Klondike.
"Kind sir," faltered the beggar,"
won't vou give a hungry fellow $10,
000?"
"No," answered the man, brusque
ly. "I daresay you would at once
spend it for a glass of cheap beer."
In the Klondike, as elsewhere, char
ity was kind and endured muoh and
all that, but it had to be careful.
Detroit Journal.
Easily Idontifled.
Mr. Suburb-"Where on earth is
our hired man? I can't find him any
where."
Mrs. Suburb-"There is somebody
over in Farmer Hayseed's meadows,
but I can't tell, whether it's our man
or not.
"Is he standing up or sitting down?"
"Standing."
"It isn't our man."-New York
Weekly. _
A Palnfal Scene.
Kindly Neighbor-"How is the
baby this morning, Johnny?"
Little Johnny-' 'He's worse, ma'am.
The doctor says he can't live the week
out. Bo-hoo-hoo!"
"My dear boy, I sincerely hope the
baby will get well""
"So do I. It 'ud be awful hard on
me for him to die-this-week, 'cause
Saturday's th' day of th' circus."
New York Weekly.
Over the Wire.
At a metropolitan telegraph office
the telegraph clerk (a young man), af
ter repeated calls on the instrument to
a young lady clerk, at last got a re
sponse. He telegraphed, baok to her
vehemently: "I have been trying to
catch you for the last hour."
In a moment came the reply: "Pooh!
that's nothing. There's a young man'
here has been trying to do that for o
yeai" and hasn't got me yet."-Tit
Bits,
Reversing the Bole.
Parson-"Young man, in order to
succeed in any ^undertaking in life
you must begin at the bottom and
work up."
Young Man-"That was not my
father's motto. He began at the top
and worked down." 8
Parson-"And made a failure of it,
no doubt!"
Young Man-"Not on your life. He
made a fortune digging wells."-Chi
cago News.
She Hnd Time to Elli.
"I trust, Miss Cutting," remarked
young Borem, as he rose to depart af
ter a prolonged stay, "that I have not
taken up too much of your valuable
lime."
"Not at all, Mr. Borem,"replied the
fair damsel; "the time you have taken
up has been of no value to me what
ever, I assure you."
Then he went forth into the night
and wandered slowly down the street
wrapped in a heavy mantle of thought.
-Chicago News.
Water Power.
Tho large plants for the utilization
of water power in our country now
furnish 72,000 horse-power, with the
prospect of an inciease to 150,000
horse-power, when all aro completed.
In addition, there are a vast number
of smaller ones used in mines or in
lighting towns.
Switzerland comes next with 48,000.
France will have 18,000when theplant
on the Rhone, near Geneva, is com
pleted. Germany and Italy have loss
than 20,000 horse-power each. Nor
way and Sweden each have about 15,
000, with possibilities of great de
velopment. England comes last with
only 4000 horse-power. Some 15,000
of the power credited to America be
longs to Canada, a country which
abounds in undeveloped water powers.
These water powers are made to do
all that coal can do, except raising a
smoke. A coal bed is exhaustible,
and every ton taken from it brings it
nearer its end; but the energy of
waterfalls is inexhaustible and will be
available for man's needs long after
the last pound of coal is raised from
the mine.
Not rue least remarkable feature of
this r departure is the size of the
tnrbii employed. One hundred
horse /er used to be regarded as a
large oint to bc given by a single
wheel 3ome of the turbines at Ni
agara velop fifty times as much.
Tho n great movement may be the
utiliza'i.n of tho tides, in which there
is an immense reservoir of power. Wo
may soe the day when tho great
amount of water power in Alaska is
brought down to a temperate region
and is more valuable thau tho gold
under its frozen soil.-Hartford Cour
ant.
He Makes Artificial Milk.
W. J. Cook, of Chicago, says he
can make artificial milk. He does
this by means of a combination of
chemicals. The product is said to
look like milk, to taste like it, and to
have the nutritive qualities of the
genuine article. Besides penetrating
tho mysteries of the lacteal fluid which
has for so many centuries nurtured
man in the infant stage, Mr. Cook
further makes the startling statement
that cows were never intended by the
divine economy to be milk produoers,
but merely beasts of burden.
Hyde Park and Englewood residents
have tested Mr. Cook's artificial milk,
and they all pronounce it a very supe
rior article. Members of the Labor
Exohange in Englewood gave Mr.
Cook an opportunity to prove that he
knew what he was talking about. Mr.
Cook brought along a five-gallon can,
and gave each person a glass of his
milk. He then sent out for an equal
quantity of natural milk. Everybody
seemed to like the kind that Mr. Cook
provided, and all agreed that the cow
had a dangerous rival.
Mr. Cook now performed a wonder
ful experiment. He sent downstairs
for two glasses of milk. In one was
the natural staple, and the other con
tained the composition. They were
permitted to stand in an ice-box, and
were produced after a stipulated time.
It was found that the artificial milk
had twice the amount of cream on its
surfaoe possessed by the quality pro
vided by natural means after passing
through the mysteries of the dairy.
New York Journal.
Too Much Mongoose.
In 1872 Mr. W. Bancroft Espeut im
ported four pairs of the Indian mon
goose from Calcutta into Jamaica foi
the purpose of destroying tho "cane
piece rat." Ten years later it was es
timated that tho saving to the colony
through the work of this animal
amounted to ?500,000 annually. Thor,
came a sudden change in the aspect
of affairs. It was found that the
mongoose destroyed all ground-nesting
birds, and that the poultry, as well as
the insectivorous reptiles and batra
chians of the island, were being exter
minated by it. Injurious insects in
creased in consequence a thousand
fold; the temporary benefits of the in
troduction were speedily wiped away,
and the mongoose became a pest.
Domestic animals, including young
pigs, kids, lambs, newly-dropped
calves, puppies, and kittens, were de
stroyed by it, while it also ate ripe
bananas, pineapples, young corn,
avocado pears, sweet potatoes, cocoas,
yams, peas, sugarcane, meat, and salt
provisions and fish. Now, we are told,
nature has made another effort to re
store the balance. With the increase
of insects, due to the destruction by
the mongooses of their destroyers, has
come an inoreaso of ticks, which are
destroying the mongoose, and all
Jamaicans rejoice.-Nature.
Days and Months to Grow Longer.
Profesor G. H. Darwin lectured ii
Huntington, Hall to a Lowell Institut?
audience on the subject of tides in the
earth. He showed with the aid ol
diagrams that tho frictional retarda
tion of the earth's revolution by the
action of the tides is to lengthen the
period of the rotation of the earth,
and at the same time to lengthen the
period of the moon's rotation round
the earth-that is, to lengthen both
the day and tho month. But the
lengthening of the day will be much
more rapid than the lengthening of
the month, and thus it will come
about that when the change has
reached its maximum the earth and
the moon will each revolve once in a
period of fifty-five of our present days,
the moon having always the same face
toward the earth.
A similar cycle of changes had been
gone through by moon and earth in
the past. There was once a time
when the moon revolved very near to
the earth's surface, moon and earth
going round one another in from three
to five hours. The total period of tho
change was estimated at from 5,000,
000 to 6,000,000 years. - Boston
Herald. _
Good Insect Crop,
More than 30,000 specimens of fossil
insects have been collected from all
parts of the world, of which only
twenty are butterflies.
FACTS ABOUT OLD CLOCKS,
Suggested by the Sight of An Ancient
Timepiece.
A fine old timepiece is on exhibition
temporarily in Reading, Pa. It stands
majestically back of a plate glass win
dow-a real, though not an apparent
obstacle-eight and a half feet in
height, massive, but ot perfect sym
metry and without a suggestion of
bulk. It was conntructed about 150
years ago by Ziegler of Allentown, Pa.
The mechanism came from Germany
and the pipe organ with which it is
equipped from Switzerland. The cyl
inders that are a part of its musical
equipment are wooden and an in
disputable index of its antiquity, since
these have not been made for a century
and a half. They are contained in a
mahogany cabinet, about one yard
square, the wood being the same as
that of the clock.
Above the dial stand forth the fig
ures of an orchestra, a pompous collec
tion of musicians, each holding the in
strument he plays. Surmounting these
automata is the significant inscription:
"Abreise, Quentin Durward;"
The orchestration occurs every half
hour, when, instead of the usual one
bell, delicious and quaint airs flood the
apartment. Eyes as well as 2ars are
delighted as the musicians above the
dial raise their instruments into proper
position, make all the motions of per
fo-ming and then drop them to their
sides again. Each instrument can be
recognized in the ensemble, and the
delightful effect is better imagined
than described.
Thirty-two airs constitute the mag
nificent repertoire, which is presented
on vellum in old German and quaintly
framed, making a most attractive fea
ture. No more artistic environment
for this work of art could be suggested
than to remain in the possession of the
last representative of the family that
originally owned it. Yet eyes have
looked wistfully and pletaoric purses
offered their seductive contents at this
inpossible shrine.
It may be consolation to reflect the
greai Caesar was not fortunate In the
matter of timekeepers. A water clock
marked the flight of his imperial time.
It is interesting to note in the progress
Of clock-making from that crude state
wherewith Caesar was doubtless con
tent, to the highly complex and ap
parently perfect system now in use,
that the heavenly bodies were usually
represented. Those landmarks in the
history of clock-making, whore im
portance has led to their preservation,
either in chronicle or in fact, show
this comprehensiveness of effort.
The celebrated clock in the famous
cathedr*' at Strasburg describes the
motions of the planets. A clock pre
sented to Frederick II. by Saladin in
the thirteenth century marked' rot
only? the hours, but also the cours j of
the sun and moon and planets. A
clock made by an English abbott in the
fourteenth century Indicated in addi
tion to these the ebb and flood tides.
In the eighteenth century a German
who invented astronomical clocks con
ceived the still more comprehensive
idea of measuring time in its whole
extent. A hand of universal history
indicates principal epochs of history in
the Old Testament and the great
events of the future founded on the
Apocalypse. Eight thousand years
were embraced in the revolutions. A
century hand marks the year of the
century and makes the circuit in IOU
years. This clock also represents the
motions of the planets, and they make
their revolutions in the same time and
manner that they actually do in the
Jieavens. The heavenly orbs alone
were consulted for marking the pass
age of time when no other method
was known.
Foundling Asylums.
"1 went through the largest foun
dling asylum In the world when I wa3
in Moscow," said a returned traveler.
"I think there is no single build
ing as large in the United States.
About seventy babies a day were re
ceived. Most of them were nursed by
their own mothers, who had gone
around after dropping the basket and
applied at the front door to be taken
as nurses. Forty r ? cent of the
foundlings die. The iris never live;
the boys grow up int the army. The
Government does not discourage foun
dling asylums."_
No Pity For Pirates In China.
They make short work of pirates in
China. In July last a vessel in charge
of Chung Kwel, the son of a wealthy
merchant of Singapore, while on Its
way to Canton, was seized and run
aground by pirates and looted of its
full cargo of silks and money. The
Canton authorities immediately sent a
gunboat down the river, and the pi
rates, twenty in number, were cap
tured. They were taken in triumph to
San Ling, near Canton, and were con
demned by a military tribunal and be- j
headed in the course of a few hours.
Thc Difference.
Clara: "I don't know how you man
age to break off your engagements, and
still keep themas friends.. I can't."
Maude: "But I always make it a point
to return all their presents."-Brook
lyn Life.
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A man has n. rattling old time when he
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Sweet young girls! How often they
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impressed upon them the
importance of
attending to
physical de
velopment.
No woman
is exempt
from physi
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ness and per
iodical pain,
and young
girls ?ust
budding in
to woman
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guided physical
ly as well as morally. \
If you know of any young lady who
is sick and needs motherly advice, ask
her to address Mrs. Pinkham at Lynn,
Mass., and tell every detail of her symp
toms, surroundings and occupations.
She will get advice from a source that
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Her Btory
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Parturition.
Childbirth, when natural, should bo easy,
and it is always easy when tho right prepara
tion s aro made. Nature never intended (bat
- woman should bo tortured when doing the '
one thing that makes her wholly womanly. ?
To fear or shrink from childbirth is a crime
-not by the laws of society, bot by thc laws
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an inalienable right to be born or. par?
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