Edgefield advertiser. (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, October 13, 1897, Image 1
THOS. J. ADAMS, PROPRIETOR.
EDGEFIELD, S.- C.. WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 18, 1897.
VOL. LXII. NO 33.
THC LITTLE
World ain't like it used to be-ci
Summer aia't so sweet to me: T
Wish the birds a-singing e<mld i
Wish the sweet bells ringing coi
Sit here ia the suushine, solemn
Morning-glories peeping in whe
They loved her littlo window, w
Gave her glad good mornings, !?
Sit here in the darkness, when n<
And hear the Silence singing a s
I know tho lilies dream of her, v
And sunflowers shine like stars i
World ain't what it used to be
Summer ain't as sweet to me: T
Wish the sweet birds sloging co
Wish the glad bells ringing coul
S *IRHOD"Y
== T
THINK fate must
have decreed it.
One day I wrote
thus:
PO LET-A frame
cottage, cont-iiu
ing nine rooms, subdi
vided into parlor, re
ception, aad dining
room, library, kitchen
and tour bed chambers,
with broad halls. The
house is encircled by a verauda and situa
ted in a grove of about three acres ex
tent. Well and cistern on the premises;
stable and outhouses. Three squares to
station and about half a milo to electric
oar line, now in course of con-^ruction,
and which will pass place. Itont 655 per
month. Apply on the premises, Clover
syde, St. Louis County.
I am not a college-bred man, just
a plain "readiu' writin', rithmetic"'
sort of a mortal, not given to beat
ing about the bush, but trying with
all my heart to speak aud write so as
to be plainly understood. Aud so,
when, after writiug this advertise
ment, I looked it over, it seemed to
express in a fairly intelligent way the
desire that moved me to its composi
tion and the subsequent expenditure
of coin necessary to secure its publi
cation in the Republic. I desired to
secure a tenant for my property. The
premises and the location were de
scribed with sufficient attention to de
tail and accuracy to enable the reader
to arrive ..t a decision as to whether
that was such a place as he or she
might have in view for residential
purposes. The rental was set out as
distinctly as my knowledge of the
English language would permit me co
state in words or ligures. These pre
liminaries disposed of, there remained
for me nothing to do but reflect upon !
the bereavement by which I, a cou-1
firmed bachelor, found myself in pos
session of something for which I had j
no earthly usc, and to trust to the-?
power of the press for a measure of j
assistance in the preservation of that !
possession or its disposition in a man
ner satisfactory from a financial and
personal standpoint.
It was plain -that -city raised as 11
had been 1 como not resuie UJUWJI
edly in such a place. I was ignorant
of the management of a house or the
control and guidance of a corps of
servants. The location was against ?
my taking up my abode there. It was j
too retired and quiet, decidedly. The
ten days I ha l spent there Avhile thc
Carpenters, painters and decorators I
were putting the place in shipshape, |
were the most lonesome and dismal in j
all my experience. The nearest neigh- j
bor was about two blocks distant, but ;
had he been next door it would nor j
have relieved the isolation, for he and !
his family extinguished the lights and j
retired at 9 o'clock, "leaving the world j
to darkness and to me."
In an old-fashioned rocker I would
sit for hours, my reverie only dis
turbed hythe rattle and roar of a pass
ing train and the accompanying bark .
of every dog on the circuit, these dy
ing away and intensifying the solitude
aud loneliness.
I have said that I was a plain
speaking man and a plain-writing one.
Perhaps, in the interest of truth, I
should qualify that statement by add
ing that I thought I was until thc re
sults of my rushing into the want col
umns of a metropolitan newspaper
disabused my mind of thc idea. My
appeal to house hunters met with a
generous response. They came singly,
in pairc and quartets, in crowds.
Every train bore a delegation of them.
Not all house-hunters are demented,
not by any manner of means. Bat a
goodly percentage of those who fav
ored Cloversyde with their presence
on that beautiful Sunday just a year
ago to-day were, I am bound to think,
weak mentally. Either this, or there
was a gigantic conspiracy among the
guild to harass aud annoy me, and
thus add to the embarrassment of the
predicament in which I found myself
through this sudden acquisition of
landed property. To particularize:
The first person to call was a pudgy,
red-faced gentleman, who, after he
had toiled up the hill and relieved
himself of a snort or two, requested
to be shown over the place. When we
had returned from the inspection my
caller protested that there was no
?ewer connection.
How under the shining sun there
should be such a thing with the near
est sewer five miles away is beyond
my feeble comprehension, but that he
did expect it and came out there pur
posely to realize his expectations, the
manner in which he mopped his bald
head and grunted left no margin for
doubt. As he bade me good day and
waddled down the hill to take the next
train cityward I fancied I could detect
phantom sever connections in the
heated atmosphere above his head.
The next-? *';ain landed half a dozen
crank,* s*^ jostled each other in their
anxiety ro..\ ach me. As they wedged
their way through the gate and along
the gravel walk there was fire in their
eyes.
Another tour of inspection and then
the jargon commenced. An old fellow
in glasses expressed his astonishment
of the discovery that the house was a
frame and nota brick structure; a man
who snapped his words with a metallic
rattle was startled because there was
no city water; another, with a blood
red scarf and green shoes (I would not
have had him for a tenant under a:ij
oircuinstanoes), mourned the absence
of gas; still another wa? sorely disap
pointed because there was no street
car line within easy walking distance
During that and the succeeding foni
daya they came out, trotted lui
through the inspection racket an:
then completed th? torment by firint
ONE AWAY.
older skies in May;
he little one's away!
reuchtho ones that roam;
lld ring my darling home!
?like, and see
re once sho used to be;
Ith the blossoms and the lights;
dissed her sweet good nights.
o wind j the maples stir,
ad, sweet song of her;
rlth her the roses roam,
Di gold and lean to light her homo.
skies are cold and gray;
lie little one's away!
uki reach the ones that roam;
d rlug my darling home!
F. L. Stanton, in Atlanta Constitution.
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their alarming discover es and objec
tions at me.
Summarized, I learned that the
place was decidedly objectionable, be
I cause the rent was too high; there
, wore no speaking tubes in the house;
j the cellar was not cemented; the house
! had been built to be heated by fur
' nace, aud was therefore beyond the
reach of those of moderate means;
there was not room enough; there was
too much room; the rooms were too
large aud would require acres of car
pet to cover the floors; the grounds
were so extensive that the employment
of a man to care for them would be
necessary; there was no sidewalk;
trains were not sufficiently numerous;
it would all be nice enough for sum
mer, but when winter comes what's a
body to doV-and so forth. Of course
the advertisement expressly described
this as a frame house of nine rooms,
the grounds of about three acres in
extent, the water supply as coming
! from a well and cistern, the railway
j station as three blocks away, and the
; rental as $55 a mouth. And vet scores
of men and women who were iu search
! of a brick house of six rooms, with city
water, sewer connections, speaking
; tubes, gas and bath, on the line of a
I street railway, came oat to inspect my
j property and annihilate mc with their
j objections to it. I thought I was a
: plain-speaking, plain-writing mau. I
' am not.
The week passed and the house was
still on my hands. It was Saturday,
aud I had reached the conclusion that
I would lock up tho place that even?
jug, return to my bachelor apartments
in the city, and let some agent sell the
property to the first bidder and re
lieve me from a st raiu that was fast
putting gray hairs into my head. I had
disposed myself in the rocker on the
veranda when I noticed that the early
afternoon train deposited three per
sons on the station platform, who im
mediately took the path leading up to
the stretch of grassy hillside and ter
minating atony gate. " A^thevj drew
one was au elderly gentlemen with
snowy hair and mustache, another a
man in middle life with a sandy beard
and mustache and the third a lady of
about twenty. They came direct to the
gate, passel through it, and were mov
ing slowly up the walk when I ad
vanced to meet them. Tho young
lady was the spokesman. At least she
oponed the interview by referring to
the advertisement as the moving
cause of their visit I cannot for the
life of aie explain why I thought so,
but instantly it lixed itself in my mind
that my tenants stood before me.
I was just a bit nervous, but I gathered
myself together, and in five minutes'
time we were walking together through
tlie house and talking pleasantly about
it- arrangement, conveniences aud such
like, and then male a tour of the
grounds. When we returned to the
veranda I tendered the rocker to the
young woman, while the gentlemen
one, as I learned, her father, the other
lier brother-and myself sat on the
steps. There would be no train to
the city for an hour, and we had am
ple time to discuss tbs object of their
visit and, incidental ly, such personal
affairs as are wont to develop under
such circumstances. It was thus that
I learned that the old gentlemen was
a Virginian, upon whom the results of
the war had fallen rather disastrously,
and whose troubles from this source
had been augmented by the death of
his wife. His son was a member of
one of the professions and amply
j equipped mentally and financially to
provide for the family, while the
daughter, reared in true Virginia fash
ion, was to be housekeeper or general
charge d'affaires. We agreed upon
terms, and it was arranged that Colonel
Kirby was to assume possession on the
following Monday. T accompanied the
party to the station, gave them a cor
dial goodby (I confess it was a reluc
tant goodby I gave tho young lady),
? the train sped away toward the smoke-,
! wreathed spires of the city, and left
j me to my rocker and my reflections.
Bright aud early Monday morning a
procession of vans invaded Clover
syde and while the sturdy help was bus
ily engaged in the work of transferring
the contents to the house the Colonel
and his daughter reached the place by
train. Au exchange of a few compli
ments pertinent to such au occasion
ensued when I abdicated and left the
quiet country cottage to resume life
in town. At the end of a month I
made my debut as a landlord. There
was a noticeable improvement in the
appearance of the place. The grounds
looked clean, and flower beds at odd
places aud bordering the walk, gave
evidence of womanly attention. The
house wore a home-like, hospitable
air, and just where I had left it sat the
old rocker. These things I noticed at
that first call, a brief one. Subse
quent visits gave opportunity for more
extended observations, which only em
phasized my lirst impression that a
model housekeeper was directing mat
ters in a certain habitation in Clover*
syde. Gradually I became conscious
that a change had taken place in my
self.
Town life was fast losing its attrac
tiveness; my thoughts turned with au
indefinable longing to woods crowning
the uplands through whoso leafj
branches the Southern breezes played,
to rivulets springing from groves, play
ing along the slopes awhile, prattling
into groves again and dancing away ir
I the shaded distance. And I philoso
; phized, too. No man is a bachelor
j from choice. Either his lonely coudi
I tion is a case nf it.-inipht-hove-been, III
he has not yet looked into eyes that
have answered his heart. Lovjj is
magnetism. The eyes have it. When
the ordained eyes meet, then aud there
the bachelor ceases to exist and one
more township is added to Paradise.
I made this discovery when my eyes
met those of Ehody Kirby, and though
I havo looked into those same dear
eyes thousands of times, and though
they have been my inspiration, my
very life, yet to save me from perdi
tion I cannot describe them. I know
the regal rose, the modest violet the
loyal sunflower, but to attempt a de
scription of either would be a task en
tirely beyond rae. And so with Rhody's
eyes. I only know they are the most
beautiful this side the shining stars,
that she herself fills up the gracious
mold of modesty and that I am desper
ately-. But I anticipate a little.
I developed an extraordinary inter
est in my property in Cloversyde, so
that it was not unusual for me to drive
out there every week. My pretext was
that the place needed looking after,
the fences and buildings requiring a
deal of attention to save them from
falling iuto decay. Miss Rhody was
my companion over the grounds, mak
iug suggestions here and there and
filliug me with a fear that I should one
day drop dead at her feet from an at
tack of heart palpitation. But all
things must have an end, and I re
solved to^talk seriously with Rhody
when next I put foot on the place. It
was the first day of June aud early
morning. The budding roses were
bathed in dew, the birds twitted tune
fully in the trees, the air was soft and
deliciously fragrant, and Miss Rhody
was as delightfully sweet aud captivate
iug as it is given to any mortal to be.
"We walked about the place, our con
versation confined to matters common
place, and my stay had been prolonged
toa length where I could find no
propriety in longer detaining her. As 1
I was about to take my leave I said:
"I am not going to call any more for
the rent." Theie was an enormous
lump in my throat.
"Have you placed the property in
an agent's hands?" she inquired.
"No. Rho-Miss Kirby."
"Then you have disposed of it?"
"Not exactly; I thiuk Jam on tho
point of doing so, however."
"We shall feel very grateful," she
said, "if it passes into the possession
of so kindly and considerate an owner
as yourself."
"I am satisfied," I said slowly, j
"that the new owner will prove my ;
superior iu that regard. In fact, j
Rhody, that person is to be no other
than your own sweet self. Since I ?
first saw you every dajr has iucreased
my admiration, until I find love takes
the place of admiration. I have dis- I
covered that it is possible for a woman
to possess sense without vanity, and
beauty without affectation." I had
taken her.hand in mine while I spoke.
"May I ask you to take this place and
with it me into your dear keoping for
life?"
.iShe was n sensible - womanV .Obser
idea, and my numerous visits con
firmed that impression.
"I cannot pretend to indifference,"
she said, "and therefore own that
what you have told me makes me ex
tremely happy."
That settled it. I was in an ecstasy j
of jo}-. Did I kiss her? I am a man j
given to plain speaking, plain writing.
I did. Could I have done otherwise?
She said other things; so did T, but
it is not necessary to repeat them here.
She is to-day the owner of thc place
in Cloversyde, with all the appnrteu- ;
auces thereunto belonging, including
myself, and as I sit in the old rocker
on the veranda and write these lines, !
I am the happiest man on this whiz
zing ball."-St. Louis Republic.
SCIENTIFIC AND INDUSTRIAL.
Germany now has electric light in j
over 1000 postal cars, and Austria is ?
about to adopt the same system.
A Frenchman has patented a device
whereby passengers may bo lauded in ;
safety from railway trains running at
fall speed.
Coal tar, when used for dyes, yiolds
sixteen shades of blue, the same nura- ;
ber of yellow tints, twelve of orange,
nine of violet, and numerous other
colors and shades.
A method of transporting grain
through iron pipes, by means of suc
tion, from distant farms to the sea
board, has been devised by an inven
tor in Orlaudo, Fla.
? tThere are snails actually resembling
thorns. This species remained for a j
long time undiscovered, until a close
observer saw one of these thorns walk
ing around the branch.
The American University, at Wash
ington, is celebrating the completion
of the largest reflecting telescope lens
in the world. It is wholly American 1
work, and the first of the kind cast in j
this country.
A Germau medical paper has re
ceived a report from South Africa, ?
saying that experiments have proved ;
that if cattle are inoculated iu timo
with Koch's serum, ninety to ninety
seven per cent, of the animals can bo ;
saved from the plague.
Scarlet seems to bo the color most ]
conspicuous in bright sunshine, and
scarlet flowers are commonest in dry
and sunny climates, where their color
gives them an advantage in their strug
gle with other flowers for the atten
tions of butterflies and other pollen
bearers.
A microscopic examination of moth
er of pearl shows thc shell to be made
up of very fine lines so closely put to
gether that the white light is broken
up into its prismatic colors, and we get
the so-called "play of colors." Taking
n careful cast of such a shell the wax
cast will yield the same prismatic ei
fects.
A new electric invention is a simple
device by which an electrical current
of high potential can be uniformly de
creased in volume or strength, or both,
at the will of the operator. Tho in
strument or apparatus is in the nature
of a rheostat, and can be used wher
ever a graded current is desired.
Electricity.
An eminent physician states that ty
phoid fever can be washed out of the
system by water. He gives his pa
tients what would amount to eight or
ten ounces an hour of sterlized water.
In cases of cholera, where the system
secrets a large amount of fluid, enor
mous quantities of hot water aro of
Ri-eat benefit.
BILLIONS OF STAMPS.
UNCLE SAM PRINTS AN ENORMOUS
NUMBER EACH YEAR.
Al ['Kinds and Colors/From tho Pink Two
Center to tho Lordly One Hnndred
Dollar Stump-How They Are Turned
Out by the Washington Bureau.
Uncle Sam makes and issues in the
course of a year postage and other
stamps to the number of more than
four billions. The exact number for
the last year of which record is ob
tainable, says the New York "World,
was 4,243,289,261. It is hard for the
human mind to realize the magnitude ]
of a sum as great as four billions. A
batter idea, probably, can be obtained
of the size of the stamp output for a
year by the statement that if they were
pasted together, end for end, the strip
thus obtained would encircle the earth
seven times around at the equator.
There were all sorts and conditions
of stamps in this aggregate of four bil
lions. There were postage stamps,
from the humble little one-ceuter and
the familiar pink two-center that every
ono sees to ??the lordly one hundred
dollar stamp that lives au exclusive
life and uever shows itself to the vul
gar herd. The latter is called a peri
odical stamp. It is sold to the pub
lishers of periodicals, who prpsent it
to the postmaster with so many pounds
of mail matter, and the stamp is then
cancelled and kept in a book. Over
ten thousand of these were pointed last
year.
There were about one hundred mil
lion of the longgreeu beer stamps used
in the internal revenue service, that
you see the barkeeper remove from
the bunghole when he taps a fresh keg.
There were about four hundred mil
lion of the little green stamps that, seal
the end of a cigarette box. There were
more than half a billion of tobacco
strip stamps, with countless millions
of other kinds.
The everyday two-cent stamp, with
its cheerful pink color and mucilaginous
back, was^ printed to the number of a
little more* than two billions. If the
magnitude of this number is difficult
to grasp, it is easy enough to measure
a two-cent stamp and figure -for one's
self how many thousand miles those
HUNTING INTERNAL
two billions would stretch if pasted end
to end.
All of the stamps used by the United
States are printed afc Washington in
the Bureau of Engraving and Print
ing, the same institution that turns
out the paper money of the Govern
ment. Formerly they were made by
the baulc note companies in New York,
but in 1893 Uncle Sam concluded that
as he wus going into tho printing
business very extensively at his capital
he might as well save the profits on
the stamp making. Tho Bureau makes
the plates from which the stamps are
printed, does the press work and
manufactures the mucilage. Only the
paper and tho ink are purchased in
open market. This preparation of the
mucilage is an art in itself, and is con
ducted upon purely hygienic prin
ciples, for the benefit of the several
billions of people who annually lick
postage stamps.
The operation of the manufacture of
postage stamps through the several
branches is an exceedingly interesting
one to follow. A small army of men
and young women, skilled artisans, are
employed in the work, and the great
red brick building on the banks of the
Potomac under the shadow of the
Washington monument is a busy bee
hive for eight hours in the day.
The first step in the manufacture of
postage and revenue stamps is the
making of the plates from which they
are to be printed. The plate for the
ordinary two-cent stamp of everyday
use is a sheet of steel twenty-one
inches by about thirteen inches. The
engraver uses a sheet of soft steel upon
which he engraves the design of four
hundred stamps.
The custody of these plates, together
with others, is confided to one man.
Every afternoon the plates must be
A STAMP ENGRAVER.
i accounted for and locked in a vault,
i Until the last plate is in no employe
j of the division is allowed to leave the
building.
The plate now being finished, it is
sent to the pressroom. Some of the
stamps are printed upon hand presses
and others upon revolving steam
I presses. The day I visited the Bureau
the hand pressmen were working upon
beer stamps. There were twenty o?
these upon a sheet, and the printer and
his assistant were enabled to turn out
from 700 to SOO sheets a da}'. Thc
pressman's assistant is alway-! a young
girl, as a woman's deft touch is re
quired to handle the thin sheets of
paper and place them accurately under
the ipress.
purpose, and every sheet of it is
counted. In fact, from the time the
papeyv enters the press until it emerges
a shjiet of stamps in the Btorage rooms
it passes through fourteen divisions,
everjr one of which registers the sheet,
and these must tally as to totals at the
cIose>jof the day before an employe is
permitted to leave the building.
Ey?ry time the pressman runs a
plate;through his machine he removes
it aild-reinks it. Upon this largely
depends the perfection of the impres
sion^-.After inking the plate he rubs
the surplus ink from the surface with
a brush. Then he passes his hands
over .? cake of chalk and rubs the plate
briskly with his bare paling. This
cleans the exposed parts of the plate
thoroughly and leaves the ink in the
line? which are to convey the impres
sion-^ the paper. The printer soon
becomes a mass of ink from his hands
to his elbows, aud sooner or later com
municates it to his face, as well as
daubing it over his apron. A carmine
colored ink is used in printing the two
cent stamps, and the pressroom has a
decidedly sanguinary appearance. The
young lady assistants average about
$1.25 a day, while tho pressmen run
REVENUE STAMPS.
from ? I to $G a day in earning capacity.
"Where the steam presses are used
four steel plates, each one printing
100 stamps, work upon an endless
chain passing in front of the pressman.
In this operation his duties are con
fined to cleaning the plates with his
hands, as described abose, the ma
chinery doing the inking and press
ing. He can press about seven sheets
every sixty seconds, and has twoyouug
women to assist him, ono to feed the
press and the other to remove the
sheets.
The sheets of stamps are now ready
to be gummed, perforated and divided.
After the ink has been dried aiu^he
sheets pressed llat they ave 'M^L
another room, where another
handle them. The gumming maehimw
is a simple apparatus which distributes
an even flow of mucilage upon the re
verse side of the stamp. It is done
automatically, so that there is no
waste and no surplus of mucilage upou
any part of the sheet. The mucilage
is composed of glucose and dexterine,
mixed in stipulated quantities and ab
solutely harmless.
When the sheets are coated with
mucilage they pass upon an endless
chain through a steam chest about
sixty feet lo-g, where they are sub
jected to a temperature of about 135
degrees, eoming out after several min
utes thoroughly dried. Then they go
to a hydraulic press to be pressed flat,
having become warped iu the steam
chest. The sheets are are laid between
stiff cardboards and a stack of them
puf; into the machine, where they are
subjected to a pressure of 5000 pounds
to the square inch. There are no
wrinkles left when they emerge from
this gentle squeezing.
Their next journey is to the perfora
ting machiues, operated by skillful
young women. This is apparently a
simple piece of work, but it requires
close attention to feed the machine, so
that the perforating wheels run
straight down the spaces between the
stamps. Even with the utmost care
slips occur, and a row of stamps is
perforated down the middle. Every
spoiled sheet is preserved, however, to
be accounted for, and if so much as a
corner of a stamp is torn oft' it must be
patched on again, so as to present a
whole sheet to the next checker.
One of the most interesting places
in the building is the room where the
stamps are examined and counted. This
is an immense apartment, filled with
loug tables, at which several scores of
young women are working. Piled
upon the tables in front of them are
stacks of ten dollar, fifty dollar or one
hundred dollar bills, government
bonds and sheets of stamps. A rus
tling sound like the whisper of thc
wind through a thousand trees fills the
room, as the counters rapidly turn the
bills and sheets, keeping a mental tab
lipon the number, while their eyes,
trained to the utmost vigilance, seek
out imperfections in the printing.
I' Raw one young woman at work
counting and examining the stamps
whose record was from ten thousand
tn twelve thousand sheets a day. Her
lingers seemed to fairly fly as she
lifted the sheets, and although it waa
but a fraction of a second during
which tho stamps passed under her
gaze, her quick eye would detect the
least imperfection, passing over two
hundred stamps in that time. For this
skillful and exacting work theso young
women are paid from $1.50 to $2 per
day.
When the perfect sheets are thns as?
sorted and counted, they pass to the
storage vault, a fireproof and airtight
structure. The Bureau keeps a sto ck
of about six hundred million stamps
on hand constantly. They are fur
nished to the Postoffice Department at
the rate of about twelve millions a day,
upon requisition by the Third Assist
ant Postmaster General. A steel
wagon, with padlocked doors and ac
companied by a guard of armed men,
conveys the stamps to the Postoffice
Department. This wagon is also used
to transport currency and bank notes
to the Treasury Department, and goes
trundling along the street with mill
ions of money inside of it.
KLONDIKE PALACE CARS.
First Effort to Put Reindeer to Use in
America.
The rush to the Klondike has been
the means of establishing a novel
transportation line at Cirole City,
Alaska. Twenty sturdy bucks have
been selected from the United States
Government reindeer herd at'Teller's
Station and are now on their way to
the mining districts. This is the first
effort to press the reindeer into the
ALL ABOARD FOB THE KLONDIKE.
practical commercial service of the
civilized American ; heretofore the Eski
mo dog has been used in all expedi
tions through the Klondike country.
That the reindeer possesses tremend
ous advantages over the Eskimo dog
is illustrated in the matter of their re
spective food. That of the dog must
be carried, while the reindeer paws the
snow from the roots on which he sub
sists.-New York World.
Willing to Do Her Best.
Several years ago when the famous
old siren whistle was blown so fre
quently at the river mouth-no, not by
the river mouth-a certain East End
family owned a cow. She was just an
ordinary cow in all respects, says the
Cleveland Plain Dealer, save one. The
?iren whistle had a remarkable effect
upon her. Every blessed time the
whistle started iu to wail and moan
that cow started np a vigorous series,
of moos. And the most curious fea
ture about it was that the cow's vocal
^tf-Qt??^vr?a -^^^f w^ c*res
complished-could hope to rival. And i
this cow-being a sensible and rather j
phlegmatic animal-didn't attempt to. j
But her efforts within reasonable limits
never failed to arouse the hilarious at- i
tentions of thc neighbors, and fre
fluently caused strangers to pause by
the fence and listen open-mouthed to j
the astonishing performance.
Houses Without Chimneys.
It is curious, though true, that of all
the houses, dwellings, stores, hotels
and other buildings that dot the isl
and of Key West, Fla., from one shore
to the other, not one of them has a
chimney or anything that will answer
the purpose of a chimney. Handsome
residences and lowly hovels are alike
in this respect, and from an eminence
gazing ont over acres of roofs on all
sides one is struck with the want of
something to complete the symmetry
of the picture. Wood and coal or fuel
of any kind arc unknown quantities,
as the tropical atmosphere furnishes
all the heat required, and for cooking
purposes sticks of carbon are used,
which are sold by peddlers, who hawk
their wares about the streets.-Atlan
ta Constitution.
*"." A Woman Colonel.
Miss Lewis Butt is a colonel on the
staff of Governor Atkinson, of Georgia,
There is only one other woman colonel
in the United States, and that is Col
onel Nellie Ely, of Tennessee. Dur
ing the Civil War the dashing Confed
erate cavalry leader appointed more
than one fair Virginian aide-de-camp"
on his staff, and it is recorded that the
prettiest of them, a Fairfax girl, re
paid Stuart by marrying a Union offi
cer.-New York Journal..
PRINCE OF PICEONS.
Ile Few 1000 Miles In Seventy-Are Hours
and Holds the World's Record. ?
Pedro, the great homing pigeon
which broke the world's record for
1000 miles in his swift journey in the
air from New Orleans to Mishawaka,
Ind., is tho pride of the Mishawaka
Homing Club. Pedro's superb race
was made in seventy-five hours total,
or less than fifty hours of actual fly
ing. Carrier pigeons never work after
T-EDRO, rnrxcE or CARRIERS.
dark. Pedro is a pretty red pigeon,
is three years old, and is owned bj
Secretary Tallens, of tho club. Pedrc
is a brother of Lulu, the winner o?
the 500-mile race in Mississippi. Bot!
are imported birds. When Pedro ar
rived at Mishawaka he flew straight t<
his loft, seeming none the worse foi
the journey.
During the year 1896 dead dogs t<
the number of 10,002 were taken ou
of Chicago. ..
A HIGH WATER TOWER.
ts 103 Feet Hitch and Has a Capacity of ;
2000 dillons.
The towns of the plain districts are
forced to resort to various expedienta
' to obtain a suitable pressure for the
' distribution of their water supply. At I
WARREN (ILL.) WATER TOWER.
^"Warren, UL, the water supply is dis
tributed according to the Engineering
j News, fronx-a water tower of masonry
j.102 feet high from the water table to
the bottom of the tank. The masonry
l-istfounded on solid rock about twelve
( or thirteen feet below the water table.
At the level/of the water table the
, walls are four feet thick, and from this
i they decrease with a uniform taper to
\ a thickness of two feet at the top. The
; masonry is of limestone kid in cement
' mortar. The tank is made of red
.Louisiana cypress and is twenty-fou
, f?et high and twenty-one feet in dia
: meter, with a capacity of 2000 gallons.
The standpipe which supplies the
-water to the mains is ten inches in
diameter and -is connected with the
bottom of the tank with an expansion
joint and a balance float valve. This
valve automatically shuts off the water
when the tank is full.
"Water is pumped to the tower from
a deep well located in the brick power
house about sixty feet away. This
well is about 800 feet deep. The
water is lifted from the well to tho top
of the tower without rehandling.
Eventually the water will be discharged
into a reservoir, where it will be
handled by another pump "for fire
service, but in the meantime a very
fair pressure is had direct from the
tank, which is elevated some forty or
fifty feet-above the larger part of the
town.
. "Out of Sortfl..'^
Many common . expressions are of
.although most
cjozn^oaitiofl-] arintiirg. ?office ^he? .wprdj.L
'i?pi^>.
.m?Y^wMck jafo^ i
case, but which are ircquTnt'rVTnTSB-^
ing. A man who, in the days before
the coming of linotype machines,
found his "e" box barren or his com- |
ma box desolate and bankrupt was ;
said to be out of those particular sorts. :
By his profanity the calamity was
i made known, and by his impatient re
marks to this day is the man who is
out of sorts known, whether he is a '
! banker or a policeman.-Chicago Rec- [
j ord.
i A COUNTESS CREATES A STIR, i
-
She Declares That Dancing Has Decen
era ted Into a Graceless Komp.
i The Countess of Ancaster, who has
? created a great stir iu the fashionable
I world of London by her d?claration !
that dancing has degenerated into a
graceless romp, is tho wife of Lord
, Willoughby de Eresby, the Baron of
Aveland. The Countess' daughter,
Evelyn Clementina, is married to Ma- j
COUNTESS OP ANCASTER.
Henry
jor-General Sir Henry Ewart, the
Queen's equerry. This fact and the
very high social position of the Coun
tess herself, give more than ordinary
importance to her opinions upon mat
ters concerning society, aud dancing
is certainly oue of these.
Wales Licensed to Give Fills.
: The Prince of Wales, at the last
meeting of the Royal College of Phy
sicians, having been solemnly elected
a member of that august body, from
now on has the right to commence
medical practice in the United King
dom without any iuterference on the
part of the authorities. It is hardly
necessary to jay that England's future
king understands little or nothing
about medicine, and that his doctorship
of medicine as well as his brevat as a
physician is only of an honorary char
acter.-Chicago Record.
Chattel Slavery in Missouri.
According to an old law in St. Louis,
a mau may be sold at auction to the
highest bidder for a term of six
.months' service for deserting his wife
and failing to support her. The law
is to be applied in the case of a con
firmed loafer, and an announcement of
his sale is posted on the front door of
the City Court House.-Chicago Jour
nal.
Crude petroleum is an excellent
remedy for rheumatism.
Quinine and other fe
ver medicines take from S
to 10 days to cure fever.
Johnson's Chill and Fever
Tonic cures in ONE DAY.
NEW CAVE IN INDIANA.
Exploring Party Has Cone More Than a
Mile Into lt
From New Middleton,Harrison Co.,
Ind., comes the story of a new cave of
wonderful beauty which has just been
discovered. The first explorers re
port that they could hear voices in the
cave, but were unable to locate the
direction from which they came, and
this story has revived the tradition
that pigmies once inhabited the Mar
engo cave, about twenty miles dis
tant.
The country under which the cave
lies is full of basin-like depressions, as
if the land had sunk, but immense
forest trees growing in these basins
show that the terrestrial disturbance*
took place h long time ago. Men
clearing away a fallen tree on the
farm of Henry Fleiss, near New Mid
dleton, discovered the new cave en
trance at the foot of a low hill. A
current' of' air came from the cavern,
and this suggested to them that there
was probably water in it, but an ex
ploration of the first apartment of the
cave showed it to be perfectly dry,
with a brisk current of air flowing
through it. In one side was an open
ing about two feet wide. Passing
through this the exploring party
found themselves at the head of a
flight of thirty-two well worn steps,
which had th? appearance of having
been cut by man. From this room a
second flight of thirty-two steps led
to a still lower level. These steps
were so worn as to be almost perpen
dicular', and the descent had to be
made with the aid of a rope.
The exploring party traveled on o
descending grade of about fifty de
grees for more than a mile, when they
came to an abrupt precipice. Up
to this point the cavern had been as
dry as an ordinary cellar, but at the
top of the precipice a noise like the
roaring of a ca***ract could be heard.
Plummets were let down over the pre
cipice at varions points, and the bot
tom was found to be forty feet down.
The ceiling was low at this point, bnt
there was room enough to rig a tackle, ?
so the party descended. On this next
level the cave was found to widen and
played beautiful stalactites, which re
flected the colors of the rainbow as
they glowed in the light of the torches.
Every word uttered was re-echoed
many times. A pretty little stream
ran through the stalagmites with a
faint ripple. A water snake, several
kinds of eyeless fish and a toad were ,
the only life found.
^^^^ImfOTfl brr u- ex
Johnson's Chill and Fe*
ver Tonic is a ONE-DAY
Cure. It cures the most
stubborn case of Fever ia
24 Hours.
Rubber Trees. . -
Eubber trees are often seen growing
ip to one very tall, spindling shoot,
?Vithout any disposition to branch; this
ihonld be altered by pinching ont the
;op bud in the fall, causing the plant
" form other shoots. As a rule, the
'lbber plant does not branch without
pinching out, under our system of cul
ture, though one well-known florist ip
familiar in the trade as the producer
sf naturally branching rubbers, with
out the pinching process. We ahonld
hardly advise putting the variegated
r?bber plant outside during summer,
because it is so very susceptible to
leaf injury; indeed, we should not
recommend it as n house plant, either.
When in perfect condition, the foliage
is very handsome, but it is extremely
subject to a species of leaf blight
which, beginning in the creamy varie
gation, gradually extends over the re
mainder of the leaf. This trouble at
tacks the plant even under the most
favorable conditions, though it is natu
rally intensified by any check to
growth. No doubt it is the result of
constitutional weakness, of which var
iegation is often au evidence. Some
of the large wholesale florists have al
most given up growing the variegated
rubb?r for commercial purposes, OH
account of this trouble.-Bural New
Tor ker.
Johnson's Chill and Fe
var Tonic is a ONE-DAY
Cure. It cures the most
stubborn case of Fever in
24 Hours.
A CHANGE.
"My wife is very considerate of
me," said the young married man.
"She was afraid my rest was being in
terrupted too much, and last week she
bought a burglar alarm."
"Does it make a difference?"
"Yes. Instead of getting up to see
whicher there are burglars in the house
I get up to see whether the alarm is
set."
yon PRACTICALLY APPLIED.
Farmer Clovertop-Wot did that
there boy o' yourn learn at college ?
Farmer Hayrick-Well, he learned
Greek an* Latin an' football an* fencin'
an' a lot o' things.
Farmer Clovertop-Fenoin', hey?
Wall, I don't see as how your fences
looks any better nor mine.
Why take Johnson's
Chill & Fever Tonic?
Because it cures the
most stubborn case >
of Fever in ONE DAY.