Edgefield advertiser. (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, April 28, 1897, Image 4
"Way Depevf Is Not a Farmer.
When Chauncey M. Depew was a
boy he wanted to be a farmer, but his
father advised him to go to college.
Chauncey went one term to Yale and
when he went home on a vacation he
declared to his father that he still
desired to be a farmer. So Depew
senior seat the boy into the heyfield
with a scythe on a hot day. One fore
noon's work was enough for Chauncey,
and when fall came around again he
returned to college without a murmur.
-Pittsburg Dispatch.
Reforms Need More Thau a Day
To bring them about, and are always more
complete ant* lasting when they proceed with
steady regularity to a consummation. ' Few of
tile observant among us can have failed to no
tice that permanently healthful changes in the
human system aro not wrought by abrupt and
violent means, and that those are the most sal
utary medicines which aro progressive. Uos
tetter's Stomach Bitters is tbe chief of these.
Dyspepsia, a disease of obstinate character, ls
obUterated by lt.
At the average dog show some greater brutes
may be among Ute spectators.
No-To-Bac for Fifty Cents.
Over 400,000 cured. Why not let No-To-Bac
regulate or romove your desire for tobacco?
Saves money, moses health and manhood.
Cure guaranteed. SO cents and il.00, at all
druggists. _
Courting a deaf girl must be exceedingly
embarrassing. Did you ever try lt?
Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for children
tee??ng, softens Ute gums, reduces inflamma
tion, allays pain, cures wind colle. 25c. a bottle.
FITS stopped tree and permanently cured. No
nts after first day's use of DR. KLINE'S GREAT
NERVE KESTORER. Free 82 trial bottle and treat
ise. Send to Dr. Kline, 981 Arch St., PhUa., Fa.
CABC ABETS stimulate liver, kidney;, and
bowels. Never sicken, weaken or gripe; 10c.
Life and Health
Happiness and usefulness depend upon pure
blood. Hood's Sarsaparilla make? pure b'ood.
This is the time to take Hood's Sarsaparilla,
because tho blood.is now loaded with impu
rities wh ch must be promptly expeUed or
health will be in danger. Remember,
Hood's5 parilla
Is the best-In foot the OneTroe Blood Purifier.
Sold by all druggists. $ 1. six for %5.
Rood's Pills
act harmoniously with
Hood's Sarsaparilla.
FREE!
We direct ?pedal Atten
tion to the i ol lo wi nc re
markable statements :
Dear Madame :
Yours to hand. I recom
mend the Moore treatment
because I have tried it, and
know lc to be just what he
rays lt ls. I was cured by
it, and have remained so
eight years ; have known of
many others being cured
of the very worst cases.
Hy all means get it.
.Yours truly, W. E. PENN.
Kv HEKA SPKINOS, A UK. I
The above ls a letter
written by the late Re v. W.
E. Penn, the noted F.t anpe
ilst, to Mr?. W. H. Watson.
New Albion, N. T.
Restored His Hearing in S Minutes.
Mr ase ls 63. I suf
fered from Catarrh 10
year?. Had intense head
ache, continual roaring
and singing in ears, took
cold easily. My hearing
began to fail, and for
three years was almost
entirely deaf, and con
tinually grew worse.
Everytr lng 1 bad tried
failed. In despair I com
menced to uso Aerial
Medication in 1SS8, and'
the effect of the first
application was simply wonderful. In less
than Ave minutes my hearing was fully.re
stored, and bas been perfect ever sine-, and ia
a few months was entirely cured of Catarrh.
Eu BROWN, Jacksboro, Tenn.
5Whereas I was deaf, now I bear."
At the age of 69, after bav
ins- suffered from Ca?.rrhal
Deafness twenty yearn, am
T taankfiiLto shtte that_L :
entirely sured by Aerial I
Medication; my bearing,
which had become so bad that
I could not hear a watch tick,
or conversation, is fnUy re
stored. I wUl verify this
statement.
Wsi. RITCHIE,
Derby C
Medicine kr^}h0!^f?M\^i Free
' To ln'roduf^Wf^reatment and prove be
ronddj?flTthat Aerial Medication will cure
?Jto'ness, Catarrh, Throat and Lung Diseases,
I will, for a sh >rt time, send Medicinen for
three uiontbs' treatment free. Address,
J. H. Moore, M. D" Dept. K. 7, Cincinnati, 0.
Who
opened that
bottle of
HIRES
Rootbeer?
The popping of a
cork from a bottle of 1
Hires is a signal of
good health and plea
sure. A sound the
old folks like to hear
-the children can't
resist it.
HIRES
Rootbeer
ls composed of the
very ingredients the
system requires. Aiding
the digestion, soothing
the nerves, purifying
the blood. A temper
ance drink for temper
ance people.
HJI? only OT
Tbe Char!? E. Hlfea Co., Phil?.
Apa?kt|? makes S gallon*.
Sold everywhere
For Men Only.
Diabetes, Bright's Disease and all chronic af- J
fectionsof the genlto-urlnary system ?ro cured
by HAGGARD'S SPECIFIC TABLETS.
They not only care but invigorate and re
store. 1 box 81.00, 3 boxes $2.50, by mall. Ad
dress HAGGARD SPECIFIC COMPANY,
310 Norcross Building, Atlanta, Ga.
Anan
book,
eoe
Artu.il business. No text ?f
Send for catalofroe.
asia. C?a.
Short tune. Cheap board
?S2 FARM IN TEXASac?
your own tera*, write me. I handle nothing but bar
gain-, and can locate von in any county in tbe State.
ROBERT V. CA If MAN, . Austin. Texas.
Pistols ar
The duelling pistol i
place, in the museum c
of barbarism. The pist
it the pestle that turno
to be shot like bullets
liver. But the pestle i
will be, probably, until
the virtue of Asher's su
treat the liver ns a fri
Instead of driving it, t
compounded on the th?
its work, thoroughly
obstructing conditions,
are removed, the liver
"When your livsr wr.n
that will,"
Ayer's Cati
A COYOTE PAR i NERSHIP.
How Prairie Wolves Get an Antelope
For Breakfast
The prong-horned antelope is the
swiftest animal on the plains, and yet
che coyotes catch a good many of them
just by running them down. This
sounds like a paradox, yet it is quite
true, and is explained by the cunning
of the wolves and the habits of the
antelope.
A single coyote who under took to
run down a single antelope would get
tired and hungry before he accomplish
ed much, but when two?r three coyotes
ire together it is quite a different thing.
The coyotes do not all run after the
antelope together. They take turns,
ind while one runs the others rest,
ind so at last they tire the antelope
out.
If when it was started the anialope
ran straight away, it would of course
leave all the wolves behind, those that
were resting even more than the one
that was chasing it, but the antelope
doe3 not run straight away. Instead it
runs in large circles, and this enables
the wolves to take turns when chasing
it.
When three or four prairie wolves
decide that they want antelope meat
for breakfast, one of them creeps as
close as possible to the one they have
selected, and then makes a rush for
it, running as fast as he possibly can
so os to push the antelope to its best
speed and to tire it out. Meantime his
companions spread out on either side
of the runner, and get upon little hills
or knolls so as to keep the chase in
sight. They trot from point to point,
and pretty soon, when the antelope
turns and begins to work back. to
wards one of them, this one tries to
get as nearly as possible in its path,
and as it flies by the wolf dashes out at
it and runs after it at the top of its
speed, while the one that has been
chasing the antelope stops running and
trots off to some near-by hill, where,
while the water drips off his lolling
tongue, he watches the race and gets
his breath again. After a little the
antelope passes near another coyote,
which in turn takes up the pursuit.
And so the chase is kept up until the
poor antelope is exhausted, when, it is
overtaken and pulled down by one or
more of the hungry bruten. Of course
the coyotes do not catch every ante
lope they start. Sometimes the game
runs such a course that it does not
pass near any of the waiting wolves,
and only the one that starts it has any
running to do. %In such a case the
pursuit is abandoned. Sometimes the
intelope is so stout and strong that it
tires out all its pursuers.
It is a common thing for a coyote
to chase an old doe with her kids just
after the little ones had begun to run
about. At that time they are very
swift for short distances, but have not
the strength to stand a long chase.
In such a case a mother will often
?ay behind her young, and will try to
tfght off the coyote, butting him with
her head and striking him with her
forefeet. He pays little attention to
her, except to snap at her, and keeps
on after the kids. Several times I have
seen a mother antelope lead her little
ones into the midst of a bed of cactus,
where the wolf could not go without
getting his feet full of thorns. If the
bed. ls small the wolf will make fer
ocious dashes up to its border, trying
to frighten the little ones f*o that they
will run out on the other side and he
can start after them again, but usually
the mother has no trouble in holding
them.-Forest and Stream.
A Coin That Has Disappeared.
^gUplrtrnumlsmatist, "w.13 issued in
^rezt sufficiency, the coins soon disap
peared from circulation, and are held
as rarities. They are seldom offered
for sale, but those which have been of
fered brought a large price- There are
severa ltheories existing among coins
experts as to the disappearance of this
penny, being of the older style and
large, but the most generally accepted
is that the penny was gobbled up in
consequence of a rumor which was
started on the authority of an employe
of the United States mint where the
pennies were made. This rumo rwas
that in making the composition of the
metals for the coin a bar of gold was
melted up by mistake for a bar of nick?
el, and that the reason why the penny
disappeared was in consequence cf it*
intrinsic value. The result of this and
other storie3 about the 1856 penny is
that though there were just as many
coined as there were of '54, '5!> or '57
pennies, one of the '56 pennle? will to
day bring nearly one hundren t imes as
much money as those of the other years
mentioned. Some numismatists have
even gone so far as to test the compo
! 3ltion. They found no trace of gold.
i It is one of the many peculiar things
about the scarcity of some coins."
Washington Star.
Fish Melted Out of Ice Alive.
Frank M. Lindeman, an amateur
scientist of Meadville, Pa., has doubt
ed that a live fish, frozen into ice.
would not die. He is now satisfied thai
the fish will be alive when thawed out.
A few days ago Mr. Lindeman took a
I sunfish from his aquarium, put it in a
? tm pail and set the pail out of doors.
. The next day the water wa3 found
to have been transformed into solid ice
The pail was placed in tepid water un
til the ice was loosened ,and then the
cake was placed in a large pan o?
water, to be slowly melted. The pro
cess was carefully watched by o num
ber of men. In the course of two noun:
the Ice was entirely melted and the fish
appeared In its natural form, but still
stiff.
An hour later the fish began to show
signs of life, and, although it appeared
sluggish, it was soon swimming about
in the aquarium as much alive as ever.
--New York Press.
id Pestles.
now occupies its proper
f the collector of relics
ol ought to have besido
d out pills like bullets,
? at the target of the
a still ia evidence, and
I everybody has tested
gar coated pills. They
ieud, not as an enemy.
;hey cccx it. They aro
jory that the liver does
and faithfully under
and if the obstructions
will do its daily duty.
:ts help, get "tho pill
lartic Pills.
AGRICULTURAL
TOPICS OP INTEREST RELATIVE
TO FARM AND GARDEN.
CHOPPING' BEABINO ORCHARDS.
It require? some extra profitable
erop, and one that will itself pay for a
good deal of mannre, to make the
oropping of a bearing orchard pay.
We have seen it done with both black
berries a:al raspberries, both of which
do well when partially shaded, and
which wiil not suffer from drought,
as do mont of the crops grown in or
chards. On no account should grain
crops be grown in the orchard, unless
it be where young trees have grown
to bearing size, but without produc
ing a crop. Even, then, the result is
better accomplished by sowing clover,
to be grown for a year or two.
American Cultivator.
THE HOME DAIRY.
If on every farm more attention is
paid to the home dairy a better product
of butter will be turned out and a
greater yieid per cow will be realized.
The better tho article the more sure
the su-le, and the larger the yield por
cow the greater the net profit.
Never try to do dairy work with
beef cattle. Nover trust alone to the
pasture to supply the food. Be sure
to have necessary conveniences of the
best kind for securing the full quantity
of butter fat from the milk. Every
home dairy s'jould raise its choicest
heifer calves, in order that the supply
of good dairy cows may bo kept np.
lt will pay for tho trouble and ex
pense. Beside the ready 6ale at all
seasons for good butter, the milk can
bo utilized in many ways, and the
droppings in the barnyard will be
valuable as a fertilizer. Build up the
homo dairy ou a t-trong basie.
THE I UTURE OF HAY FARMING.
The desire bo cultivate as much land
ns possible in order to get the most
possible from it has led to general
neglect of meadow and pasture lands,
says American Cultivator. Only when
it was found that the soil had lost so
much fertility that it would not pay
for cultivating wa? it seeded down or
left to grow up with 6uch herbage,
both weeds and grass, as nature pro
vided.
The result is that mo3t of the land
now in grass is by that very iact dis
credited as being presumably tit for
nothing else. Yet there is in all grass
land a constant tendency to increase
in fertility. It is so even when the
land is left to grow up with weeds ond
bushes. These shelter the surTace.and
hold the leaves that fall on the land
from being blown away. The decom
position of these leaves gradually
builds np soil, and to this must be
added the excrement from animals fed
on the herbage which the soil is still
able to grow.
Usually when the improvement of
grass land is determined upon the sod
to be turned under and rot is legarded
as an important part of tho soil assets.
Improving the land as meadow or
pasture by manuiing it aud still keep
ing it unplowed is hardly ever thought
of. Yet as in most cases this grass
land is, even with manure, not quite
rich enough for profitable cropping,
the experiment is worth trying of ap
plying to it such manure as caa be had
and see what the increased grass or
hay product will bo worth.
This is done successfully in Eng
land. -Why may it not be also in the
older parto of th fe country? Tue de
mand for hay is generally good in all
Eastern cries. Will it pay to fertilize
grass HO os to make the growingj?Lbav^
?prtBt?bT?'i^?^it~"w1?' hot pay to
maintain fertility in grass land, tho
logical sequonce is that all hay or
grass taken from it helps to reduce the
fertility so that the soil will bo worth
nothing for the production of any
kind of crop.
It is likely that in tho future, as in
the past, mo6t of the hay crop in this
country will be produced in the years
when the rotation between cultivated
crops and grass requires that the land
be seeded.
Our climate ie notmoiBt like that of
England. Hence .it cannot keep a
good sod many 3 ears without plowing
and reseeding. Thi6 also is so much the
best for cultivated land that there
need be no fear that the profits of cul
tivated crops will so lessen the amount
of land in grass that lhere will not be
hay enough to feed with grain and
coarser fodder, nor that it will fail to
be supplied at reasonable prices.
POULTRY NOTES.
Anything that will make milk will
make eggs.
A red comb is the sign that the hen
has eggs f jr sale.
Some breeds are better for yon than
others, but any of them are profitable
if well cared for.
Hens all laying, cocks all crowing.
This is as it should be on every farm.
How is it on yours?
Bran, cut clover, ground oat? with
hulls silted out, and n small amount
of corn-meal makes uu excellent egg
producing diet.
The sale of pure bred poultry is
steadily increasing in the Northwest,
and no sectiou is more favorably situ
ated for its development.
A Wyandotte hen will increase in
weight till she is three years old, and
at any time will cook tender if in good
condition when killed.
The next time you are ia town ask
thc batcher for some fresh bones. A
block and a sharp hatchet or nx will
put them in shape for egg-productiou
ii' you have iio bone mill.
Bed mites aro the worst enemy of
sitting hens. Sometimes it is neces
sary to ohange location of the nest
entirely. Get ahead of thea by pre
paring hens and premises beforehand.
Select your very best hens for
breeders. No matter if you have no
pure-breds among thom, you can im
prove by selection. But a pure-bred
male will aid wonderfully in the work.
Soft feed should be mixed in the
morning in troughs that should bv>
turned over or hung np when tho hens
are through feeding. Do not feed soft
feed where the hens can scratch straw
and chaff into it.
Russia exported 11,000,000 eggs in
1870, and 1,230.000,000 last year.' Tho
eggs aro sold in Russia at from six to
ten cents a dozen. They are exported
to Hnugary aud theu sold to Germany
as Hungarian eggs ; and finally go to
England as German eggs.
If you keep fowls give them a chance
to pay their wav. Do not let it be
your fault that they are not doing so.
Good care end good blood will do
this. If they are common stock only
the addition of a pure-bred male will
be one of the surest ways, and one of
tho first steps to be taken.
Germany, by the last census, has
52,279,091 inhabitants, an iucrease in
five years of 2,851,481. Franco's popu
lation hr.s iuoreased iu the sime time
only 131.819, being now 38,22S,08'J.
Thirty-five years ago the population
of the two countries was nearly equal,
WOMAN'S WORLD.
PLEASANT LITERATURE FOR
FE3IININE HEADERS.
A WOMAN' HORSE TRADER.
Probably tho only woman horsei
dealer in tho country is now living in
Idaho. She recently sold a number ot
carloads of horses in Georgia and
Louisiana at very high prices. She
has found tho 3outh a good market,
owing to tho demand for horses caused,
by the war in Cuba.
TRAINED MILLINERS.
In a first-class establishment a good
maker receives from $12. to 315 per
week; a trimmer from $20 to $30.
'This trade, once learned, is one
which a woman may resume at
any time in her life-should she
marry in yon th and leave it, as so
many women do leave occupations by
which they have earned their maiden
bread-since it may be pursued in her
own home. Many "parlor" milliners
earn vory-considerable incomes.-St.
Louis Star.
THE USE OP BIBBONS.
Very rich and beautiful ribbons, in
plain and fancy patterns and color
ings, appear upon some of the richest
and most beautiful Parisian models
rfbw exhibited by leading city houses.
Tho use of ribbon , this season are
manifold, and there is hardly a dressy
toilet without some touoh of ribbon
ou the bodice at least. No matter
what shirring, pleating, cording, mil
liners' folds, lace, or passementerie are
used elsewhere on the gc wn ; gathered
girdles, braces, bow knots, plastrons,
blouse effects, bolero fronts, stripes,
niches, inserted puffs, and bands-all
these and far more does ribbon sup
ply. In Paris, wide oddly plaided and
Pompadour ribbons are in great use.
White and violet and white and vivid
green plaids are used on silk, liberty
satin, organdie, or coallie gowns, in
colors to match. One more word re
specting ribbons: lt is rery fashiona
ble to wear a sash gong over one
shoulder from the belt. Tt?o sash dis
appears under the fold 2d-waistband,
but a very large butterfly bow with
upstanding loops marks its introduc
tion. The ribbon reappears below the
belt, and then falls low on the skirt
under the huge bow. The so-called
"Trilby" bow covers tho shoulder for
several inches front and back ; and in
many cases, on full dress evening toi
lets, the satin or moire ribbon falls in
three ends on each side, nearly to the
waist.-New York Post.
RARE EMBROID1?1?Y.
Perhaps the most accomplished de
signer and needlewoman in the world
is Mme. St. George, who has charge of
the classes in the Government Art
School of Embroidery at Vienna. This
institution is the glory ol the Austrian
capital. The entire course of instruc
tion, which is free, lasts five years,
but many pupils leave after two or
threo years, especially ladies who do
not inteud to make art work a profes
sion and are satisfied with knowing
the rudiments of either lace work or
embroidery, for every y ear has its
special course. Every year's course
has its special room and instructress,
und the pupils cannot go from one to
the other until the year tapiros. The
pupils of the last year's course were
busily mending a magnificent canopy,
the work of Empress Maria Theresa.
An idea m ny be formed of the magni
tude of the task when il. ie said that
ten girls under Mme. Ht. George's
superintendence had been working at
it for ten years already, and she ex
4??Cj?jLitwould take two years mere
to complete"^-.---???ry . kind of -em
broidery, including Peisian, IndianT"
Japanese, Turkish, etc., is done here,
and tho visitor is astonished to see
tome beautiful samples of the "nan
duty," or spider's web, made by the
Gnarini women of Paraguay and rare
ly seen in Europe. This lace is made
of the fibre of the aloe and is so fine
that it is made inside of tho huts,
with the door shut, so that not the
least breath of wind can touch it.
MR3. ASTOR'S CHAIR COVERS.
When Mrs. John Jacob Astor went
to Genoa, Italy, a year ago, she left
word that her chairs in the parlor,
library, guest and sleeping rooms
should be covered with a fine cretonne
to preserve them from dust. There
were 300 of them. A few days before
sailing she revoked the order and sent
for tho material. She also ordered
that a "slip-cutter" be 3ent to her
house. "Now," said she to the slip
cutter, "I want you to measure these
chairs and sew one cover. Then give
me the patterns and we will make the
remainder of the covers at home."
The slip-cutter, though loth to lose
so excellent a job for his establish
ment, complied with the wishes of
this industrious homemaker and sent
the cut-out slips.
Next day Mrs. Astor sat in her sew
mg room personally superintending
the making of the chair covers. With
a small model upon a stand in front of
her, she basted the covers and in
structed her maids how to put them
together. By that little economical
move the wife of a millionaire kept
her home Btaff emp.oyed and fitted ont
her house with the prettiest of slip
covers. They were so ornamental
that they have remained upon the
chairs ever since.
To make covers for chairs-and many
people desire to do so for a change
as well as to save the more expensive
covering-it will be found that the
secret lies in the treatment of the
edges. A strictly "tailor-made" look
must prevail. With loose-threaded
fabrics it is a good plan to run a
mucilage brush, wet with photograph
er's glue, along the raw ?dges before
stitcaing. All the, sewi:ig must be
done by machine.-Bostcn Herald.
FASHION NOTE!].
Besides plenty of laco and ribbon
large buttons matching the keynote of
co'or will be used on the pretty cot
ton frocks.
Frc nts of bodices and tops of sleeves
are quaintly decorated with tucking.
The close-fitting parts ol some sleeves
aro trimmed with lensthwiso tucks,
developing near the sneakier into a
short puff.
Fancy buttons ot strass and enamel
are much used, and daily ?row more
attractive. A pretty medallion button
is edged with u row of brJliant?, while
others in odd shapes are seen. Burnt
ivory combined with brilliants forms
a pretty button.
Skirts are not nearly so full at the
sides and fronts as formerly, but are
fitted with greater care. There are
cunning devices for making skirts
stand out well at the back. flexible
steels are placed in the hems of tht
skirts and sometimes about a quarter
of a yard below the waist. Upstand
ing collars are now wired, and even
laces in many of Ihe bows, also a fen
of the silk bolero jackets. Many
skirts now have three cording? on tbf
hip3 to mako them set vt-ry flat below
tho waist and make them stund oui
graoefully beyond,
F BUDGET OF FUN.
HUMOROUS SKETCHES FROM
VARIOUS SOURCES.
How It Ended-Egging Her On
- Couldn't Believe He Was
Crooked-Anatomical -
Simple, Etc., Etc.
Before he was wed
He said
He wanted a wife whose head
Contained the 'ologles
Taught in the colleges,
But he married bis cook instead.
-Philadelphia Oall.
EGGING HEB OX.
First Hen-"Why don't you revenge
yourself on the master for killing and
eating your husband?"
Second Hen-"Oh, I'm laying for
him. "-Judge.
COULDN'T BELIEVE HE WAS CROOKED.
"Our cashier's defalcation was a
great surprise to us. "
"Why?"
"He wrote sncb a beautiful upright
hand."-Chicago Record.
A LESSON.
He pta::ed a ring npon her finger
and then lovingly kissed her haud.
She indignantly drew back.
"Please remember, Jack, that there
is a place for everything,'' she said.
Town T?pica.
SIMPLE.
Snake-Liar-"And I went down into
the hole a hundred and eighty feet."
Listener-"But tho rope was only a
hundred feet long."
Snase-Liar-"Yes, I know; but I
doubled it."-Puck.
CASH AS WELL AS CONFIDENCE.
The Yoting Pastor-'*vV hat I want
to do is to get them to open their
hearts to me."
The Old Brother-"What you'll
have to do will be to get them to open
their pocketbooks to you."
- * ANATOMICAL.
Tenoher- " What peculiarity, if any,
do von observe in the anatomy ot the
frog?"
Pupil-"Tho fros consists of a pair
of legs with enough other meat throwu
in to bold them together."-Chicago
Tribune.
? UNRELIABLE MAN.
"George told me that one of my
golden hi'i i could draw him like
a team ot oxen."
"yes?"
"And then when the harness broke
down he asked me if I had a rope in
my pocket."
A GOOD WAY TO HANG.
First Tramp-"What do they mean
by hanging a man in effigy?"
Second Tramp--"That's when they
just string up a stuffed figure of him."
First Tramp-"Well, if I wuz goin'
ter be hung, I'd like to havo it done
that way 1"-Puck."
SURPRISED.
She -"There were only fifty-six
signers of the Declaration of Inde
pendence."
Lord Ninkumpnpe-"How very re
markable! In England, donsher
know, you can get thousands of signa
tures to almost any sort of docu
ment."-Puck.
HIS TWO surra.
Nipper- "Look here, old chap, I've
been advised to go to Thouipkins, the
tailor. Did you ever go to him for
anytnicg?"-_ _
Clipper-"Oh, yes; got two suits
from him ; one dress suit, ope lawsuit.
Thompkius is a very expensive man, I
tell you."-New York Times.
A NATURAL GIFT.
"Gee ?"was all he could say when
she told him he was the first man she
had ever kissed.
"Do you presume to doubt me?"
asked the lady indignantly.
"Me? Never. 1 was just thinking
how remarkably well you did without
practice."-Cincinnati Enquirer.
TRYINO HARD.
Mr. Harduppe-"Of course, as you
are co wealthy, I feel that in asking
you to marry mo 1 ought to tell you
how poor my own circumstances are."
- Miss Gotrox (reproachfully)-"Why
don't you make an effort to improve
them?"
Mr. Harduppe (surprised) -"Don't
you think I am?"
FORETHOUGHT.
"This butter seems strong," said the
young husbaud, at thoir first breakfast
at home.
"Yes," she answered ; "I talked to
the market man about that, and hi
said it was economy ia the end never
to buy weak butter. He said that even
though this might cost a little more,
people could get along with less of it,
and it would last longer."
WON THE CUP.
"Whatare these cups for?" askod a
well-dressed man of a jeweler, point
ing to some elegant silver cups on the
counter.
"These are race cups, to be given as
prizes,"
"If that's so, euppo3eyou and I race
for one?" And the stranger with the
cup in hand, started, the jeweler alter
bim. The stranger won the cup.
Piok Me Up.
A FETCHING CLIMAX.
He-"I love yon madly."
She-"Who could blame you?"
"1 want you to be my wife."
"I hear rou."
"My family would welcome you with
open arm?."
"That would be nice."
"We would mako our lives a con
tinual honeymoon."
"Splendid idea."
"I am rich."
"My darling {"-Harlem Life.
Empress Eugenie's Flight.
A sentence in a historical discourse
lately delivered by M. Anatole France
before thu Frenoh Academy recently
set Paris to discussing who got the
Empress Eugenie out of the city in
September, 1870, says Harper's
Weekly. M. France spoke of M. Fer
dinand do Lesseps as the friend who
secured her Hight. Dr. Evans, the
American dentist, wroto next day to
the Gaulois, recalling that the Em
press came to his house in a cab, aud
that he took her to London. This
story, which is generally familiar,
seems to bo true, though it is also trne
that M. de Lesseps helped tad Em
press to get away from the Tailleries.
Strango to say, the discussion brought
ont no allusiun to the story lately
published in tho Boston Trauscript
that it was tho lato General Meredith
Bead who rescued the Empress and
carried her out of Parn in the Cousul
General's official equipage.
Cheney and His Frost Fish.
State Fish Culturist A. N. Cheney
tries to read everything bearing upon
the subjects of Ash and fish culture, but
hts busy life renders this next to im
possible, and his family aid him all
they can by marking in the exchanges
sucn articles as might be expected to
Interest the great fish expert. He tells
this story of a recent experience: "If
an item is not marked with pencil the
papers may be ever so carefully ar
ranged in consecutive order and con
veniently placed, and yet I miss it.
Very recently I was told that there was
an article a.bout frost fish in one of the
papers, and lt had not been marked,
but I could easily find it in a certain
paper of such a date, as the caption
was, 'Frost Fish' in large letters. It
was something past midnight whea I
got to the frost fish business, and then
I searched the file cf the particular pa
per and searched it again without
avail. The house was still and I final
ly gave up the search and retired. The
next morning at breakfast I remarked
that I had searched for the frost fish,
but could not find it, and In the future
If articles were not marked I could not
undertake to look for them, and the
only time to mark an article was when
the paper was In hand. My wife said
she could find the item at once, 83 fdic
knew exactly where to look for it.
This she did, and handed me ?. paper
containing two stiek3 cf matter headed
'Fish-Frost.' It proved to be a mar
riage notice of Arthur Fish and Mary
A. Frost, with a list of the persons
present at the ceremony."-New York
Mail and Express. .
Test of a Cood Clock in Africa,
In talking over the minute factors
that have meant profit or loss to manu
facturers, some curious details were
given me by experts. For instance,
one clock manufacturer of Waterbury,
Conn., found that a certain rival was
doing a large trade in cheap clocks sent
out to the wilds of Africa. He got hold
of a sample clock, and finding that
there was a heavy profit on the enter
prise, invested a large sum of money in
making a still better clock, thousands
of which were shipped to the same mar
ket. Strange to say, sales were very
slow, while his rival, turning out a
cheaper and far less accurate timepiece,
was selling all he could make. Final
ly the explanation came. Savages like
noise. The clocks made by the origin
al exporter had a particular loud and
aggressive tick; his imitator made a
better clock, but it was almost noise
leas, and the savages would have none
of it. The remedy was simple. The
next shipment of clocks to the Guinea
coast ticked louder than anything pre
viously heard there, and all went well.
He Did Not Fill the Bill.
"If you were the right kind of a
mau," said the editor of the sensa
tional weekly, "I might be able to
give you a position."
"The right kind of a man!" exclaim
ed tho applicant. ."Why, what do you
want ? Aren't ray recommendations of
the very highest character?"
"Yes; that's just the trouble," an
swered the editor. "They speak of
you as a deacon in the church and a
man who is thoroughly honest and ; e
liable."
"Isn't that the kind of man you
want?"
"Fo-o. That kind of a man is all
right in his place, but I hardly think
Jiis place is getting up the circulation
statements of this paper. We're look
ing for some one who either never had
a conscience or lost it in childhood."
-Chicago Post.
Hoped to Improve.
. Thia bicycle-riding is all a nonsen
sical fad!" exclaimed the man whe is
wrapped up in political enthusiasm.
"Perhaps it is," replied his wife.
"You don't see me working like a
day-laborer pushing a wheel around
the country."
"No. But give me time. Perhaps
after awhile I'll get sufficiently sensi
ble to abandon the bicycle and walk
eighteen or nineteen miles with a torch
over my shoulder, regardless of the
weather, every time there's an election
or a ratification meeting."-Washing
ton Star.
REY. DB. JONATHAN WHITELY'S
WIDOW STRICKEN WITH
PARALYSIS.
Bat She UBI Been Cured-Lone; May She
Lire and Lon? Live the Remedy to
Which -She Owe* Her Life.
From the Gazette, Veadcille, Pa.
The following interesting interviews con
cerning the efficacy of Dr. Williams' Pink
Pills for Pule People, have lately been re
ceived at the offic-? of this newspaper:
The first embodies a cot versai ion with Mrs.
M. A. Wnitely, the widow of the late Rev.
Jonathan Whitely, D. D., an eminent div ne
of the Methodist aenominatioa Mrs. Whitely
spolo* as follows:
"I consider it my duty lo tell for publica
tion the immense ben-?U 1 have derived from
Dr. Wdliams* Pink Pills. Three years ago I
was stricken by paralysis, aud lay helpless
for month?. I was ul last advised to try Dr.
Williams' Pink Pills, which ah er many mis
givings I concluded tc do. as I had lost faith
mall modicines. '""o Hrs; box helped me
much, au i the continual us-of the pills has
worked and is workiDg wonders. To-day I
huv-j driven twelve miles without fatigue. I
cannot say too much in praise of Dr. Will
iams' Tink Pills for they have done mea
world of good."
Mr. John W. Beatty, who is a contractor
and builder of Meadvillo, of the highest re
spot;:ability, -ays:
"Ahhough I havo passed tho meridian ot
life, I am glad to be able to say that I have
but little or no use for medicine of nay kind.
But my wife is not so fortunate. During the
last few years she hus been a sufferer from
dropsy and diseuse of the heart, and at times
suffered greatly. A few months ago she be
Kin taUing Dr. Williums' Pink Pills for Pale
People and hun buen greatly benefited by
(heir use. She experienced a numbness and
coldness In her limbs and at times could
scarcely walk by reason ot poor circulation
of the biood. All tha?o unpleasant symptoms
have disappeared and I coufldently hope to
see hern well woman ero long. 1 will ulso
take the liberty to speak for a brother-in-law
of mine, O. W. Myer, who resides at Shenk
leyvilie, Mercer County, Pa. So great was
his affliction by reason of erysipelas in the
face and u general breaking down of the sys
tem that lust winter ho vros given up to die.
Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for Palo People have
made him a new man and he is as one res
cued from the very jaws of death."
Mr. Prentice Fry*, of Mead vi e. testifies as
follows:
"My wife and daughter have boen failing
in health for some time and tho treatments
of physicians in their cusas have bena fruit
less. So much hus buen said of Dr. Williams'
Pink Pills for Pulu People that I resolved to
try them, and myself aud family will always
be glad that Provldouco threw such a medi
cine in our way. The pale faces and wasted
cheeks of my wife and daughter have disap
peared, and the ruddy glow of health has ro
uppeured. Pen cannot record my feelings in
the matter, aud all 1 can say is that I trust
all who ate bowed down by the heavy hand
of physical inllrmity will loam that thero is
a remedy that cur?? und pince* suffering
humanity where they can enjoy this earthly
existence. God bless the maker of Dr. Will
iams' Pink Pills for Pale People."
Dr. Williams' Pink Pills contain, in a con
densed for.n, all the elements necessary to
give now life and richness to tho blood and
restore shattered nerves. They are an un
failing specllle for such disease as locomotor
ataxia, partial paralysis, St. Vitus' dance,
sciHtica, neuralgia, rheumatism, nervous
headache, the after effect of la grippe, palpi
tation of the heart, palo und sallow com
plexions, all forms of weakness either In
malu or female. Pink IMIs are sold by all
dealers, or will bu sont post pall on receipt
of price, 50 cents u box or six boxos for $2.G0,
by addressing Dr. Williums'Medicino Cotn
uuuy, 8c?eaect;i?iy, N. Y.
ls Iron Displacing Wood ?
The time will never come when wood
can lose its merchantable value. There
is hardly a utensil, a tool or even a
machine in the constructiOE. of which
wood has not played a part, were it
only to furnish the aandle or the mold
or i tern. For our means of trans
portation we rely mainly on wood. Our
180,000 miles of railroad lie on not les3
than 80,000,000 wooden ties, and run
over 2,000 miles of wooden trestles and
bridges; they carry their freight in
many million wooden cars and much of
the millions of tons of freight is ship
ped in wooden boxes, stored in wooden
sheds. Ten million telegraph poles are
needed to keep up communication be
tween distant markets. Hundreds o'
thousands of tons of wood pulp is used
in the manufacture of paper. The for
est furnishes the cooperage to market
our vintage, to store our floe . and
fruit. The forest furnishes the plow
handle and harrow frame to cultivate,
the threshing machine and windmill
to prepare the crops, the cart to bring
them to market, the bottoms in which
they cross the ocean to foreign marts,
and even the tar and pitch to keep the
cargo safe One billion dollars worth of
forest products is what we annually
consume in the United States, but little
less than one-half of the value of our
entire agricultural production, and
nearly twice as much as all our mines,
quarries, petroleum wells, and mineral
production of any kind put together,
and more than ten time3 tb* value of
our gold and silver mines So it will
ba seen that the demand for wood may
yet exceed the supply.-Atlanta Con
stitution.
Information Exchanged
Dr. Meredith, who has an office on
4th avenue, on leaving his office yes
terday morning to attend to a patient
wrote o:i the slate on his desk: "Will
be back at ll o'clock."
When the doctor returned he found
this written under his notice: "Will
not be back at all. " This was signed
"Burglar."
The doctor found that a number of
small articles had been taken from his
office.-Pittsburg Dispatch.
Purely a Local Disease.
Eczema ia a local disease and needs local
treatment. Tho irritated, diseased skin must
be soothed and smoothed end healed. No use to
dos.) y< urself and ruin your stomach just because
cf aa itching erupa m. Tctterlne ls Ute only
simple, safe and ce-tain cure for Tetter, Ec
zema, Ringworm an 1 other stein troubles. At
druggists or by mall for 50 couts in stamps.
J. T. Shuptrlnc, Savannah, Ga.
I could not got along without PW s Cure for
Consumption. It always cures.-Mrs. E. 0.
MOULTON, Needham. Mass., Oct. '?2, '04.
WHEN bilious or costive, oat a Cascaret,
candy cathartic; cure guaranteed; 10c., 23c.
STATE OF OHIO, CITY OF TOLEDO,)
Lecas COUNTY, f0*'
FRANK J. CIIKNEY -nikes oath that ho is the
senior pcuner of the firm of F. J. CHENEY &
Co., doing business In tho City of Toledo. County
and State aforesaid, and that said Arm will pay
the sum of ONE ncNDRED DOLLARS for each and
every caso of CATARRH that cannot bo cured by
tho use of HALL'S CATARRH CCUK.
FRANK J. CHENET.
Sworn to boforo mo and subscribed in my
_>_,? presence, this 6th day of December, A.
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*'-Sotaru Public.
Hall's Catarrh Cure ls taken internally, and
acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces
of the system. Send for testimonials, free.
F. J. CHENEY & Co., Toledo, O.
Sold by Druggists. 75c.
Hall's Family Fills aro the best.
JUST try a 10c. box of Cabarets, the fluest
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THREE HAPPY WOMEN.
Each Relieved of Periodic Pain and Back?
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stand up
erable. One
thrown into my
I then got some
pound and Liver
feel like a new?
of the past. I
for what it has
Before using Lydia E. Pinkham*s Vegetable
Compound, my health was gradually being under
N mined. I suffered untold agony from painful
\nenstruation, backache, pain on top of my
"head and ovarian trouble. I concluded to
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that it was all any woman needs who suffers
with painful monthly periods.' It entirely
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923 Bank St., Cincinnati, O.
For years I had suffered with painful men
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day a little book of Mrs. Pinkham's wa3
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o? Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
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Mas. MARGARET ANDERSON, 363 Lisbon St., Lewiston, Me.
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound has cured me of painful men
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Now this is all over, thanks to Mrs. Pinkham's medicine and advice.-Mas.
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