Edgefield advertiser. (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, December 09, 1896, Image 4
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, Customer-I want 10 cents worth of
zinc for sister?
Drag Clerk-What kind of zino?
There are about forty kinds. What
does your sister want to use it for?
Customer-I don't know the kind.
She said I must not tell what she
wanted it for.
Drug Clerk-Waa it oxide of zino
ehe wanted?
Customer-Yes, that's it-outside of
zino to put on her faoe.-Judge.
Ills PedUeee.
Birmingham-Your daughter is io
marry a young man named Hill, I be
lieve?
Manchester- -Yes, he belongs to one
of the very oldest families in the conn
try.
"I didn't know that he carno from a
< particularly old family."
"Oh, yes; you often hear people
use the expression, 'As old as the
Hills;' "- Pittsburg Ohrcniole-Tele
graph.
The Faull* and Faille* of th? Ace
Are numerous, but or the latter none is more
ridiculous than the promiscuous and random
ase of laxaMve pills and other drastic cathar
tics, 'lhese wrench, convalse and weaken
both the stomach and the bowel*. If Hoe
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these no-remedies, tho remit is accomplished
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thereby prevent it from becoming chronic.
Ammonia is better than whiskey for snake
bites. Snake hunters will mourn over this
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not half the usn il work on wash-day? Ask your
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directions will tell yon how. Be sore to got no imita
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The indicted man considers a grand Jury
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Ia just as surely a disease of the blood as is
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This medicine has permanently cured Ca
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"And what, may I ask, do you find
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The Other advanced woman knit her
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tess the hardest
0 pretend to be
d when I come
light,"-Detroit
le.
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- bad state,
lng serious?
say so. The fact
with whom it is
any ratinr Why,
oe House only two.
.e's lost ten pounds,
dpt.
ag an Average.
A-Come, now, you can't
ny longer. You'll have to
-But I promised fo meet
; half an hour agu.
-All right. You return
rs from now. Then I'll
?ermit to wait here till she
. aveland Leader.
?YSTEKICS.
? SHOULD UNDERSTANDTHI8
.ERVOUS DERANGEMENT.
A Symptom of Something Far More Seri?
oas-Mrs. Barris, of Beaver Springs, R?
jate? Uer Experience.
The spasm at top of wind-pipe, or in
bronchial tubes, the " ball rising in the
throat, " violent beating of the heart;
laughing and crying by turns ; mus?
cular spasms; throw
ing the arms about,
etc, tell of a
derangement of
the female sys
tem.
Any female
complaint may
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terics, which
must be re
garded as a
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only. The
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ever it
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Mrs. Barris relates her experience
for the benefit of others.
"I had been sick with ulceration
of the womb, causing all kinds of dis
agreeable experiences, such as irrita
bility, sleeplessness, faintness, and at
times hysterics. My physician said it
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back ached, leucorrhcea very profuse,
and I had a severe bearing-down pain.
The physicians thought I should never
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procured your Vegetable Compound.
I had not taken more than one-fourth
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Sanative Wash, and Liver Pills. After
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out, and do almost all my work. I
think the Vegetable Compound is the
only medicine that will cure female
complaints, and it will reach the worst
cases in a very short time. I know it
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OJ C SD NSUMPT1QN ^
MRS. COLONE
BS. COLONEL
dither oe." Ano\|
with the utterance
of those words the
brown oyos seemed
to laugh at their own
reflection in the mir
ror, and as the pret
tily-curved lips parted they showed
the perfect teeth. "Do 1 look it,
John? Do 1? For I am intensely
anxious aa to the effect which I shall
produce on your friends and neigh
bors."
? Tho gray-haired handsome husband
shook his head with a smile.
"Hardly, I am afraid Rose. Aoasu
al observer would bo more likely to
think you were a young Indy spend
ing the holidays with her grandfather.
Fortunately, however, the residents in
these parts know who you are. I ex
pect they will muster pret;y strong at
church this morning to get a good
stare at you. "
Rose Clithcroe took her husband's
arm as they passed through the gate
way of tha Priory. Tho Colonel had
inherited the property from an uncle,
not long before his marriage.
"It looks more matrorjly to] take
your arm. John," sho said, laughing.
But then her mood changed, and she
looked grave, adding :
"I do really leel nervous. I don't
want th oso people who have known
you all your life to say I am tooyourjg
and too giddy, and too altogether un
worthy to be your wife 1 ' Do you
think they will be prejudiced against
me by my appearance? I choso a
bonnet and this long sealskin coat be
cause they make me older than a hat
and jacket."
"Don't be anxious, child." and the
Colonel pressed the hand which rested
on his arm. "Unless people are hope
lessly stupid and short-sighted they
must see at a glance that you are the
most oharming of young women and I
am the most fortunate of nen, and
blessed altogether beyond my deserts.
But whatever they think, and what
ever they say, tho faot remains that
we are entirely satisfied with each
other."
"1 am more than satisfied," and
Rose spoke emphatically.- "I often
wonder why such happiness should
come to me whee so many women are
miserably married."
It was rather a rom ant io little story,
as things gc in theso prosaio times,
that story of how Rose Dysart became
Mrs. Colonel Clitheroe when she was
eighteen and he was forty-six.
Roso declared that she had been in?
love with him all ? her life. Certainly
at two years old she had boon in tho
habit of assuring h:m, "Rosie'll marry
you when she'a big," whereupon he
always answered, "All right, little wo
ano, I'lVwait-forryou."
The child's passionate devotion to
the handsome officer was quite an
amusement to her parents. But whon
his regiment was ordered off to India,
and they sa?v the little face grow white
and thin, and heard her heartbroken
sobs, they laughed no louger. Even
after sho ceased^ lo cry for "Rosie's
Colonel," she never forgot him.
The pretty baby had grown to a tall,
slim -girl .of thirteen when these two
friends met again. By that time Rose
Dysart Vas a pupil at a small and se
lect boarding school in the onvirons of
Paris, and on ono of tho frequent
visits which her father and mother
paid to their darling, they came, by
ohance, across Colonel Clitheroe, who
also was spending a fow days in tho
gay capital.
"flow is Rosie ? Has Bho foi gotten
me?" were among his first questions.
Mrs. Dysart laughed.
"Rose is at school at Neuilly. Come
with us this afternoon, and then judge
for youreelf whether you have been
forgotten. "
The girl had not grown stiff and shy.
She was immensely delighted to see
her friend again, and she told him so.
He joked her about her baby over
tures toward him ; ho reminded her of
how she would drag a footstool across
the room, and hy its aid climb to his
knee, and busy her small hands with
his hair on tho pretext of making him
"nice and tidy."
"I have grown gray since those
days," he said with a half Bigh. there
upon Miss Rose declared that sho
liked gray hair best.
Each seemed to please the other;
they seized in a moment on each
other'd meaning, they appearod to di
vine each other's thoughts.
" "I shall come again," said Colonel
Clitheroe, when tho visitors' hour was
over and study muse begin. "I see
th? t you and I shall be excellent
friends, as wb were eleven years ago.'
However, ho made no second visit
to the "pensionnat" at Neuilly-sur
Seine. His cid uncle's illness recalled
hita suddenly to England, and Roso
Dysart was a finished young lady and
about to be introduced into society
before she had the pleasure of meet
ing her Colonel again.
This girl's face was not strictly
beautiful, but it wan a charming face ;
sho was immensely admired, both by
men and women. And there must be
something lovable as well as lovely in
a young lady of seventeen, when those
of her own sex express sincore admir
ation and can praise her whole-heart
edly.
Like many other parents, Mr. and
Mrs. Dysart seemed to regard their
daughter as little more than a ohild.
They scarcely realized that others
viewed her differently.
"Of course, like other girls, Rose
mn&t ero into society," thoy said, "but
we nope it may bo years and years
before we have to part with her.".
And they were quite delighted that
she should refuEo her first _threo of
fers of marriage.
It was in the spring, and just before
her eighteenth birthday, that the Dy
sarts loft their pretty Su* sex home
for a furnished house in Eaton place,
which they had hired for the season
at a somewhat exorbitant rent.
To tho great joy of Roso, Colonel
Clitheroe was one of the flrst callers.
He oise was in town for two or tbieo
months, having, during the previous
year, buried his old uncle, and in
herited the property.
"My dear fellow," said Mr. Dysart
to him, with the familiarity of a friend
of long standing, "you really ought
not to remain uuraarriod. Try and re-,
L CLITHEROE.
member that you are depriving some
woman of an excellent house, and a
still more excellent husband ! A man
in the prime of life-well off, good
looking, retired from tho army
wherolies the hindrance?"
"Simply in this," replied the
Colonel. "I have never been in love;
and I should bo afraid to marry now
that I am past the ago for the tender
passion. You 6eo there is no 'three
years' system* in matrimony. It has
to be till death U3 do part."
Mr. Dysart laughed.
"Yon must not be allowed to remt.in
a bachelor, my dear Clitheroo. I shall
look round for some nice woman of
five-and-thirty, and try my 'prentice
hand at match making."
"No; don't you get married,
Colonel," exclaimed Rose, who was in
the room. "I like you best as you
aro. Indeed, I think changes are al?
most always disagreeable. It is
pleasanter for things to go oa pretty
much the samo. I mean to remain
single all iuy life so as never to have
to leave father and mother."
"You will bo reconciled to leave us
when the right iran and right mo
ment arrive," said Mrs. Dysart. "You
may not think so now, girls never do
before they aro really in love. But
ia all probability the timo will come
when, of your own wish and wili, you
will go away from us."
Rose shook her head.
"I can't thbk so, mother. How
ever, let us talk of some moro inter
esting subject-of my being presented,
for instance. Can you picture mc,
Colonel, making my courtesy and
kissing the hand of royalty? I hope
I shan't turn awkward and shy at the
last moment. I ought not, for as a
little girl with a counterpane in place
of a train, I have practiced my man
ners over and over again."
They all laughed.
"No, I scaroely think you will be
shy," said Colonel Clitheroe. "Be
sides, the moment makes tho man,
they say-so, of course, it makes the
woman."
The important day came. Roso
Dysart was simply yet elegantly
dressed, and her fresh young face
won its fair share of notico as she
waited among the crowd of debu
tantes.
Then followed six weeks of gayety ;
concerts, opera, dances, garden par
ties, riding m the Row ; nevertheless,
the girl was glad when her father de
oided to return to tho country beforo
midsummer.
Colonel Clitheroe was to bo ono of
the after season guests at tho Dysarts'
oountry house; he followed them
within a fortiright of the departure
from"Eton place.
Was anything troubling him? Was
he unwell I Those vrere the questions
they asked him, for he did not seem
so cheerful as usual? and he was apt to
drop into fits of musing, so that even
the voioe of Roso made him start as
one doos who returns suddenly from
the laud of dreams to reality.
Tho faot was that ho had promised
to execute a commission which was
distasteful to him.
"Colonel," a bright facod guards
man had eaid to him ono day, "I'll
tell you a secret. I am in love with
Rose Dysart, and I shall nevor care tor
another girl. Now, you and my father
were boys together, and you aro the
oldest friend I po ?ss in all the world.
Say a good wor 'orme, will you?
She thinks you k 'ible upen every
point; she has t no herself that
there is no one lik> 1. "
Colonel Clithero ?rked vigorous
ly at a tuft of grass \ h tho toe of hie
boot for somo momt... before answer
ing.
"Have you spoken for yourself?" he
suddenly inquired.
"Not in plain word?. Every time 1
try j and get round to tho point, there
seems a difficulty ; bnt I would try ray
luck again and again if I thought I
might win Rose in the end. Speak up
for me, won't you, Colonel?"
"If a favorable moment comes ; but
I don't see what my recommendation
can do for you."
"Hasn't she known you all her lifo,
and doesn't she think you worth any
number of young fellows put to
gether?" said Rawdon. "Tho chief
subject of conversation when wo dance
or whon wo sit out together seems to
be the perfections o' Colonel Clith
eroe ; and I've had to tell her all I
could think of about yon when the reg
iment was out in India. Aftor ex
hausting facts, I try fiction, seeing
that it is the only way to win a smile,"
and the young fellow laughed.
The 'gray-haired n.an ' of six-and
.orty was thinking over this conversa
tion as thc train carried him down to
Sussex ; but he thought of it even more
as soon as Rose, in her bright yening
beauty, stood boforo him.
Harry Rawdon was a good fellow
enough, but not good enough for the
Dysarts' (laughter? Who, indeed,
would be worthy of such a wife?
"Nevertheless," reflected tho Col
onel, "I knew his father when wo were
both boys at school. I must do my
beBt for Harry, and one of these days
I will sound Rose on the subject, and
get an idea of the state of her heart."
"I must have been a positive nuis
sanco to you, wasn't I, Colonel?"
Rose said one day as they paced side
by sido the terraced walk, while wait
ing the summons to breakfast. "I
know I was always running after you,
yet you never seemed cross and
bored."
"I should think not, indeed," and
the Colonel laughed. "Your advances
wpre so flattering. I could not reckon
np tho times you assured mo your in
tention to marry rae wheu you grew
big enough. Ah, child," aud now a
sigh followed the smile, "I suppose
one of these days I shall Btand among
your wedding guests-and 1 don't
think I shall eajoy that ceremony one
bit."
"You will never bea guest," and
now Rose colored, yet held out her
hand as bravely as whon the was a
child. "Colonel ! I am going to do
something dreadful, I suppose. Pleaee
never tell any one ; and please say
'no* if you would rather give that
answer. But I am big encugh now,
and I tell you exactly what I did when
I was two years old : 'I'll marry you'
-or I shall certainly novcr marry any
one."
And in that moment Colonel
Clitheroe knew that though his lui?
was plentifully streaked with gray,
and though his face had lines on it
which nothing but the passage of yetrs
can trace, he loved Roso Dysart as a
man loves only onoe in a lifetime.
It waB only when ho told Mr. and
Mrs. Dysart of his good fortune that
he remembered Harry Bawdon's com
mission.
"Never mind 1" said Rose. "Your
recommendation of him as a husband
would not have been of the slightest
use. I havo loved you first and last
and always-ever sinoo I waa two."
That is how there came to be a
young, bright girl who, bearing the
title of Mrs. Colonel Clithoroe, walked
by the side of her elderly husband one
sunny Sunday to the accompaniment
of tho church bells. Snow in hisiwir
-summer in her faco, yet they were
happy, with a happiness which is tbe
portion of very few of the men and
women whom tho world considers well
matched.-Household "Words.
An Enterprising Teach Grower.
Tho great Halo peach orchard, in
Goorgia, covers 1078 acres, GOO of
which aro in bearing trees, and tho re
mainder in nursery stock. There aro
avenues running north and south
through tho orohard 500 feet apart,
with a cross road overy 1003 feet.
There aro two largo packing houses
100 feet long and forty foet wide and
two stories high, and a lodging house
or hotel line just been built for tho
help. Last year some 400 helpers
camped in hams, wagon?, tents, etc.
At picking time about 500 men and
women, chiefly colorod, and seventy
five horses and mules, are employed,
while fifty men and thirty mules are
employed tho year round. At the
lodging housorooms and bedsore free,
and board costs $2.50 a week, while
families and parties can furnish their
own food and have it cooked for them
selves if tb cy choose. This year the
curculio attacked the peaches, and Mr.
Hale waged prompt war upon the in
sects, jarring ths trees and catching
tho insects in sheets tacked to light
semicircular hoop frames. Two of
these were brought together about a
tree, which WM struck by a rubber
padded club, and tho insects which
dropped wero thon thrown into buckets
and carried by boys to barrels in
wagons aud drawn awoy to be burned
with thc stung fruit which dropped
with them. Fifty men were busy for
nearly two months, from carly April
onward, at this work, which cost ?4000.
iiut while in other orchards from sixty
to ninety per cent, of the fruit was
lost, and in some orchards the entire
crop, tho Halo orchard alone had a
full crop, and many of tho trees were
so overloaded that they required severe
thinning by hand.-Forest and Gar
den. _
Frosh Air for the Brain,
Inasmuch as nature's vital processes
are not haphazard, but aro exact
chemical relations, tho importunoo of
thc proper ventilation of school build
ings cannot be overrated. In just the
same manner as a cundle burns less
brightly in impoverished air, so also
does mootai activity decrease. This
statement is substantiated by experi
ment. According to "Heating and
Ventilating," some English students
on sanitation declare that tho produe
tive work of scholars in badly-venti
lated buildings falls twenty per cent,
below the work of tho same children
in well-ventilated schoolrooms,-and
reports of as great as twenty per cent,
gain from this cause haye been made
in tho schools of Chicago. Another
instance is found in the Case of %well
known school which, when moved into
new, light and airy quarters, i's re
ported to have made a gain of from
fifteen to twenty per cent, in yearly
work accomplished. Tho several
divisions of the pension bureau of the
United States Gevernment were at ono
time located in as maoy detached and
scattered buildings in Washington.
They are now quartered in ono large,
roomy, well-lighted aud well-aired
building. Under the old conditions
about 18,000 days of labor per year
were lost to the Government through
illness in thc clerical force of that one
department. Under tho improved
conditions now existing and, notwith
standing an increased force of em
ployes, but about 10,000 days arolo6t
through illness, a gain of 8000 work
ing dayn, or twenty-seven years, to
say nothing of tho corresponding in
crease in tho working capacity of thc
entire elerieni force-St. Louis Globe
Democrat.
Arlinda! Camphor.
Owing to the widespread use of
camphor in tho arts and in medicine,
its increasing scarcity and expensive
ness have raised tho problem of artifi
cial cultivation. Thoro aro a number
of trees, int:ny of them widely sepa
rated in genus, order, or species, from
which camphor is obtained. Tho tree,
however, which produces most of the
camphor of commerce is a member of
tho laurel family, belonging to the
samo genus as the cinnamon treo. This
treo attains enormous sizo. The bulk
of the camphor imported into Europo
comos from Japan and Formosa, and
a Bin nil amount from China, although
the trees aro very abundant in tho lat
ter country, and tho wood is much
used. Every part of the tree is said
to bo usoful, even the fruit being em
ployed in thc preparation of tallow.
Tho statement that tho large uso of
smokeless powder is responsible for
the high price of camphor is denied
by Sir Frederick Abel, who says that,
while camphor was much used in the
manufacture of smokeless powder in
tho carly days, it was soon 6hown to
have serious practical disadvantages,
and its use has been to a large extent
discontinued. It is, however, used for
tho conversion of collodion cotton in
to celluloid, and, in combination with
various ill-smelling compounds, is thu
basis of most moth powders. In a re
cently published account of tho com
mercial and scientific value of this
tree, Dr. E. Grassmnun urces the im
portance of increasing the plantations
to the greatest possible extent,and the
placing of some restriction on the
wanton deatruction of the trees.
Popular Science Monthly.
Al tempt to Steal a Crocodile,
An attempt was made recently to
steal ono of the crocodiles in the Jar
din des Plantos, in Paris. Tho keeperr
were awakened by tho roars of thc
saurian, and ou investigating the cause
found two men and a womun endeavor
ing to raise tho animal over the rail
ings. One man was inside the railing
and was practically ot the mercy of
tho animal. Ho was rescued with
difficulty and put under arrest, but his
confederates escaped.
Nervous Performances.
When Queen Victoria, then a girl of
twenty, told tho Duchess or Gloucester
of her announcement of her betrothal
to Prince Albort to tho Privy Council,
tho Duchess asked her if it was no: a
nervous thing to do. She said, "Yes;
but I did a much more nervomi thing n
little while ago." "What was that?"
"I proposed to Piiuco Albert.'*
The Grandam.
Old, old, the life behind her lay
Uko a long country full ot light;
Sho guzed there with the Inner eye.
For round her hore WAS falling night,
Dut turned across her path to soe
What lovely splondor crown jd the height!
And as the Fates onco trod on wool,
All sounds came muffled to her oar.-,
Yet still her fancy heard the tune
Of bubbling laughs, of frolic fears,
Of tender whispers in tho dusk,
Grown tcadoror because of tears.
? iii
Tho gay sweet spirit In hor felt
Tho joyous movoment of the dance,
Albeit her faltering feet refused
The tripping measure. If porchanco
She sang, al<ts! the sad old volco *
Was like ono singing In n trance.
So fresh, so strong in all her thought
That, by the cruel mirror spelled,
Or in tho glass of young girls' oyes.
It soomed a phantom sho beheld
Masqued with gray shadows of gray lines,
Enchnntod lu a shape ot cid.
And knowing then tho soul in her
Swellod,.ovor swelled with fine Increase
And essence of immortal youth;
So she possessed tb?t soul In peace,
And sat tho slow bright summer day
Smiling, and waltingh\>r relea*e.
.-Harriet P. Spofford, in Harper's Dazar.
On Hallowe'en.
With the mystic apple skin,
Peoled unbroken, held with cam,
Thus the charm I now begin:
Whirl it three times ia tho air;
On tho floor thea let It fall
Pshaw! no lettor there at alli
. i i i
Never did believe In sigas,
JuBt a lot of foolishness;
(Hear tho wind sigh in the pines')
Try lt ju?t once more, I guess.
Now then, car?f?l: Ono, two, three!
-Bless my stars! Why that's a T!
T!-of all the twonty-six!
Accident, of course, that's plain,
(Chance plays many curious tricks)
Still? for fun I'll try again.
Wouldn't it be curious, though,
If lt was-why 'tis-an 0!
Weill Perhaps some signs are truo.
(On my word, I'm feeling queer!
How my heart ls beating, too!;
Once moro, now, to make it clear.
Yes. it's HI I always know
SlgDS on Hallowe'en were Imo!
-C. F. Lester, in Truth.
Aa Indian Summer Day.
There's a lulling song of locusts and tho hum
of golden bees,
And you almost hear tho sap flow through
tho thrillod veins of tho trees:
And the hazy, mazy,*dalsy, dreaming world
around you seems
Llko a mystio land enchanted-Uko a para
dise of dreams!
Blue smoko from happy huts
A rain of ripeaod nuts;
And far away-o'er meadows ringing,
Sweets sounds, as of a woman singing:
"Corning through tbo'ryo
Comin' through tho rye!"
And then tho faint, uncertain, silver tenor of
a bell
That summons all tho winds to prayor in
many a cloistered doll;
And then-a thrush's music from groves
with golden gleams;
The wild note of a mooklng bird- and still
tho dreams-the dreams!
Blue smoko from happy huts
A rain of ripened nuts;
And far, o'er golden meadows ringing,
Sweet sounds, as of a woman slngiug:
"Comin' through the rye
Comin' through tho rye!"
. -Frank L. Stanton.
Slnco Yesterday.
The mavla sang but yesterday
A strain that thrilled through autumn
dearth;
Ho read tho music of his lay
In light and leaf and heaven and earth;
The windflowers by the wayside swung
WorJs of tho music that was sung.
In all his song tho shade and sun
Of earth and heaven seemed to meet;
Its joy and sorrow were as one
Its very sadness was but sweet;
Ho s ing of summers yet to be ;
You listone J to his song with roe.
-. ? t
The heart makes sunshine In the rain,
Or wlutor in tho midst of May;
And, though tho mavis sings again
His self-same song of yesterday,
I And no gladness In his tone;
To-day I liston here alone.
And-oven our suniest moment takes
Such shadows of tho bliss we knew
To-day his throbbing song awakes
But wistful, haunting thoughts of you;
Its very, sweetness Ls but sad;
You gaye lt all tho loy it had.
-Chambers's Journal.
Not To Bc.
Tho rose sal J. "Let but this long rain bo
past,
And I shall fool my sweetness In tho sun
And pour its fullness into life at lost."
But when tho rain was done,
But when tho dawn sparkled through un
clouded air,
She was not there.
Tho lark said, "Let but winter bo away,
And blossoms come and light, and I will
soar
And lose tho earth and bo tho voice of day."
But when tho snows woro o'er,
But when spring broko in blueness over
head.
Tho lark was dead.
And myriad roso3 mudo the garden glow,
And sky I irks carolled all tho summer
long
What lack of birds to sing and flowers to
blow!
Yot, ah, lost scent, lost song!
Poor empty roso, poor lark that nevor
trilled!
Dead unfulfilled:
-Augusta Wobstor.
An American Lord Chancellor.
The enthusiastic reception accorded
to the Lord Chief Justice in the United
States, says the New York Times, re
calls the fact- that one of the greatest
Lord Chancellors of England was born
in New England. Copley, the painter,
was a resident in America with his fam
ily during the War of the Amerioan
Independence. At the oonolusion of
tho war Copley deoided to continue a
British subject in preference to be
coming a citizen of the United States
and returned to England with his fam
ily, which included a son, born in
America, afterward the celebrated Sir
John Copley, who was Master of the
Bolls, and subsequently, as Lord
Lyndhurst, Lord Chancellor of Eng
and.
The New riiotograpliy.
Tho "X" or Boeutgen rayoontinues
to furnish evidence that it has come
to stay as a new and valuable servant
to the surgeon and tho pathologist.
By its help, the other day, a long
sought distinction was made between
rickets, a disease of the bones occur
ring generally in underfed babies, and
"late rickets," or a somewhat similar
complaint which attacks children,
chiefly girls, at a later age, It was
demonstrated that the "late rickets"
show o substantial difference from the
infantile ailment, thc bones being at
tacked in a different way.-New York
Ledger.
Ancient Flowers.
Tho oldest and most curious hcr
borinm in tho world is tho Egyptian
Museum at Cairo. It consists of
crowns, garlands, wreaths and bou
quets of Howers, all taken from tho
ancient tombs of Egypt, most of the
examples being in excellent condition,
and nearly all the flowers have been
idcntilied. They cannot be less than
3000 vears old.
FROM AMY'S LIPS.
Prom Amy's lips (ho light words break
Liko ripples ou n silver lake,
As If no graver thought they knew
Than this-that skies are always blue
And birds are singing (or her sake.
And yet her words, though careless, make
Out sides and not our heartst rings ache;
A word that wounded never flew
From Amy's lira,
* * * iTKT?r./?T?7
Though I have seen the boldest quake
When they have chancod her acorn to wako.
And so I wonder what she'd do
If I should ask for one or two
Of-something I have loDged to take
From Amy's lips.
' . _ -Lifo.
PITH AND POINT.
The Knolppls* maldon sadly limps,
Hm* fuco bet i ays a hidden woo
This morning, os sho trod the grass,
8ho mn a thom into her too.
-Cleveland Leader.
She-"Are you lucky nt cards?" He
-"Very lucky. I always win." Sho
(archly)-"flow about love?" He
(promptly)-"Justas lucky. I always
lose."-Puck.*
"Did yon divide your bonbons with
your littlo brother, Mollie ?" "Yes,
ma ; I ate tho candy and gave him the
mottoes. You know ho is awfully
fond of reading."-Chicago Inter
Ocean.
"Have your literary efforts brought
you anything in?" "Ob, yes. Once
a manuscript was lost iu transmission,
and I received forty-two marks com
pensation from the Postoflice. "-Liep
ziger Tageblatt.
"Mary, I hope you took good caro
of my animals?" "Indeed I did ; ouly
once I forgot to feed tho cat." "I
hopo she didn't suffer." . "Oh, no.
She ate tho canary and tho parrot."
Fliegende Blaetter.
"You say you got even with that
stingy relative of yonre by Riving his
boy a bicycle? How is that?" "Don't
you see? It'll cost him more to buy
the extras than I paid for tho wheel."
-New York Herald.
She'll Never Earn tho Title: "I
don't mind riding the bicycle and
wearing the costume, but I should hate
to bo called a wheel woman." "Don't
worry, dear. Nobody will ever call
yon that."-Detroit Froo Press.
Had Faith in Her Aim : Joke ny had
been naughty. "Go into the garden,"
said his mother, "and fetch me a
stick." Johnny (tlvo miuntos later)
"Couldn't find a stick, muvver; but
here's a stone you might frow at me."
-London Figaro.
Mrs. Weary (reading)-"Tho body
of a book agent was found on Blank
street this morning, flo had evidently
been murdered." Mr. Weary (medi
tatively)-"Um-er-really, now, I
think that was going most too far."
New York Weekly.
Mr. Floorwalker -"Why is a baby
suffering with colic like a conserva
tory?" Mrs. Floorwalker-"Because
they are just too sweet for anything."
Mr. Floorwalker-"Naw; they are
both full of windy panes."-Pittsburg
Chronicle-Telegraph.
Streeter-"I don't understand how
you can be so engrossed in religious
work." Kirke-"I suppose it depends
in large measnro upon association.
There are people who are interested in
golfing, for instance." Streeter
"Oh, that's different,"-Boston Tran
script?
LikeBeavers: Tommy-"Paw, what
does it mean in the paper when it says
that the leaders of a party are work
ing like beavers?" Mr. Figg-"It
might mean they aro saying'nothing
and sawing wood, but it usually means
they have begun throwing mud."-In
dianapolis Journal.
"Of course, I don't oxpect to get a
seat," said tho largo lady, who was
hanging to tho strap. "And X don't
think I ought to have ono, neither. It
ain't no moro than right when a man
has spent the last nickel he's got for a
ride, to make him stand up; indeed,
it ain't." Seven men arose, each jin
gling some silver in his pocket, as if
to resent tho imputation.-Indian
apolis Journal.
A Barbarous Exhibition.
A correspondent describes an ex
hibition of hanging, which is attract
ing large crowds of morbid spectators
at Paris: "A man is attached by a
cord to tho ceiling. Ho is dressed in
a blouse,with a red mutiler around his
neck. His head is bent toward his
chest. His face is thin and bony and
appears convulsed, his eyes are almost
shut, his veins are swollen and tho
complexion is as ashen. Tho arms
drop down at a little distanco from
the body ; his hands aro contracted,
the fingers bent. Tho veins aro so
swollen that they seem to bo on tho
point of bursting. The legs hang
straight and stiff. This barbarous
spectacle is served up with an accom
paniment of music. It is observed
that when-the music strikes up tho'
hanging mau is seized with painful
convulsions. In this position ho will
remain thirteen days ; after that ho
will remain buried 365, and will then
take his placo among tho living. Tho
rest the man takes in this hanging
position consists in leaning against a
ladder, which is placed in a position
to permit him to doze without in tho
least changing his attitude. During
this timo he is rnbbed with a sedative
lotion and inhales ether. No food of
any kind is taken."-British Medical
Journal.
Peculiar Mishap ou a Railway.
A very peculiar mishap to a freight
train has just come to tho attention of
the motive .power department of tho
Panhandle in this city, and in its de
tails it assumes the nature of a mira
cle as strange as those of old. Tho
train was running at a rapid rate be
tween Xenia and Trcbeius, a distance
of four miles, when the truoks of one
of the cars gave way and jumped onto
tho tracks of the Cincinnati, Hamil
ton and Dayton road, which runs
parallel with the Pennsylvania at that
point. The truoks lighted squarely
on the rails an t continued running
until thoy smashed into tho pilot of a
Cincinnati. Hamilton and Dayton en
gine mnning in the opposite direc
tion. Tho Panhandle train evidently
did not suffer any inconvenience ow
ing to the loss of trucks, as it WM not
discovered until Trebeius wat : jacked,
and then it was fouud that tho body
of the freight car was held in position
by tho couplings and had run two
miles without any wheels. Tho accident
is perhaps without any parallel in an
nals of railways.and although absolute
ly true and vouched for by the motivo
power department officials, it seems
Btranger than fiction.-Columbus
(Ohio) Press._
A Sure-Tiling Bet.
Dick Golden, at Keith's, says an
Irishman onoo bet ten ceuts ho could
oat moro oystors than ti dealer could
open. After swallowing ninety of tho
bivalves, Pat Irv! .. dime on the oouut
er and said : "Beilad, you've won. I
ean't cat any more."-N v York
Journal.
ONE WUHAN'S CASE.
A Co m nnn Milady and a Ii sm n risible
Cure.
From thc Herald, Boston, Mast.
When jji great, popular remedy risos to
such remarkable success as to be a worthy
theme ot comment ia a whole section lt may
fairly bo treated as a matter of news rather
than mero business, because it is in a sense a
public benefactor. In view of this fact a lady
roportor was deputed to investigate person
ally tho remarkable tonio and curative effects
which Dr. Williams' Pink Pills had shown,
particularly in case.? of nervous weakness and
general debility, numerous instances of its
efficacy in this eins? Having been noted, espe
cially In thu vicinity of Boston.
A typical case was readily found in the
experience of Sirs. Mary A. Conway, living
on Erle street, Dorcester. Mass., who had
been, accordingtoherown testimony, suffer
ing fora long time with physical and nervous
woakno-s, alcorn pa nled by palpitation of the
heart nud irregularity of functions.
"It ls trna," she said, "that I havo met
with a remarkable restoration through the
uso of Dr. Williams' Pink Pills. For som-j
time I was completely run down, and the
caro of a family was a great strain upon ma
My lips were white aol my-heart palpitated
so severely that I could not go up and down
siairs without great distress. My digestion,
too. wis weak, and I can truly say that I was
sulTerin*.: from a genera! lack of vitality.
"I too'-c Pink Pill? with misgivings, but
after taking only a small quantity I was
agreeably surprised to find that they were
all and more than they bad been described
to be.
"From tho very first limo of taking (he
pills I bogan to notice their beneficial effect,
and I fonud myself gradually and rapidly
overcoming the varied physical weaknesses
that seemed to have fastened upon mo; my
white lips were restored to their normal
tinge, I regained co'or in my faee, und as for
tht heart troublo 1 may say that it has com
pletely vanished, and I can now go up and
down stairs without any palpitation what
ever. Heretofore I had black specks before
ray eyes and a tendency to dizziness, but
now my hoad is clear and my vision is un
impaired.
"I shall continuo to use tho Pink Pills,''
said Mrs. Conway, "and to recommend them
to my friends. ? have found them to do
great benollt, and I lind thal their uso not
only rolioved me of tho partioular troublo
which I bad, but acted as a general tonic for
my whole system. It seems to me that tho
more they are known tito more they w ll
como into general uso, for people have.been
so often deceived a*? to remedies that claim
to rure everything that they are giaii to find
one that does exactly what is claimed for lt."
Inquiries of physicians and apothecaries
In th.s section also indicate that such cases
a* that of Mrs. Conway aro proving to bo
the prototypes of manv others.
Dr. Williams' Pink "Pills for Palo People
aro now gi vea to thu public ns an unfailing
blood builder and nervo restorer, curing all
forms of weakness arising from a watery
condition of tho blood orshittered nerves.
Tho pills are sold by all dealers, or will bo
sent p ist paid on receipt of price, 50 cents a
box, or six boxus for ?'2.50'(thoy are never
sold in bulk or by tho 100) by addressing Dr.
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ODD UK KA KS OK SPEECH,
A coroner's jury in Maino reported
that "Deceased came to his death by
excessive drinking, producing apo
plexy in the minds of the jury."
An old French lawyer, writing o: an
estate he had just bought, added:
"There is a chapel upon it in which
my wife and I wish to bo buried, if
God spares our lives."
On a tombstone in Indiana is the
following inscription: "This monu
ment was erectod to the memory of
John Jin ki ns, accidentally shot nB a
mark of affectiion by his brother."
A Michigan editor received some
verses not long ago with tho following
note of explanation: "These linos
wero written 50 years ago by ono who
hap, for a long time, slept in his grave
merely for pastime."
A certain politician, lately condemn
ing the governing tho government for
its policy concerning tho inoome tax,
is reported to hayo said: "Thej'll
keep cutting tho wool off the sheep
that lays the golden eggs until they
pump it dry."
An orator at one of tho university
uuions bore off the palm when he de
clared that "tho British lion, whether
it is roaming the deserts of India or
climbing tho forests of Canada., will
not draw in its hornu nor retire into
its shell."
A reporter in describing tho murder
of a man named Jorkin said: "Tho
murderer was evidently in quest of
money, but luckily Mr. Jorkin had de
posited all tho funds in the bank the
day before, so that he lost nothing but
his life."
An English lecturer on chemistry
said: "Ono drop of this poison placed
on the tongue of a cat is sufficient to
kill tho strongest man," and an Eng
lif-h lieutenant said that the Royal
Niger company wished to kill him to
prevent his going np the river until
next year.
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