Edgefield advertiser. (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, September 16, 1896, Image 1

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THOS. 1 ADAMS. PROPRIETOR. EDGEE?ELD, S. C., THURSDAY, APRIL 7, 1892. VOL. LVII. NO. 13. It is sait, that tho only European monarch who is not insured is tho Czar. The companies will risk noth ing on Lim. The imports of frozen meat into England bogan fourteen years ngo,aud last year 2,303,000 sheep aud . lambs were imported, besides ?S3,OOO beef quarters. Professor Euentgeu's gnat-grand father was a cabinet maker whose works were so famous that Goethe alludes to them in his fairy story. ''The New Melusine, " written in 1770. Last year thirty-seven towns in Con necticut were engnged in improving their roads, and now eighty are re ported to have joined in tho move ment. The improvement made is thorough and scientific The cost is borne cqmlly by tho state,tue county cud tho municipality. Dr. W. H. Teuton says,in thcNine tccuth Ceutury, that ninety percent of tho physical sufferings of women aro duo to ailments begotten of ennui and lack of opportunity for workiug off their superfluous muscular, nervous and orga-iic energy, and that cycling acts liko a charm for most of them.* The annual insurance fees paid by certain of tho salt of the earth are of vast amen?t, and perhaps the most heavily insured mortal is Hi? IMiijesty King Humbert, of Italy, whose life policies amount to $7,500,000. Tho late Czar's dt-atlt cost tho insurance companies no less than $1,000,000; and when tho Prince of Wales diea London insnrauce agencies will suffer to the extjut of $3.250,030. One of the latest tracts issued by . tho British Society for the Protection of Birds refers to thc extent that tho bird of paradiso is being worn. Dur ing the 1893 season ono warehouse alone of the many that aro engaged in the trafile tc detrimental to bird life disposed of no less tliau 00,000 doz. ns of bird of paradiso sprays. An appeal is made to "civilized women throughout the world" not to counte nance the further sacrificer of this beautiful bini. While Germany has been waging war OD American food products, tak ing the ground that they aro ndnlter^ uied, England bas b?e.i making'some ^artltf g~-t^;>vcries r.!>oui German fritter, the Sa? Francisco Chronicle records. Of 903 samples of butter anal yzed by the British Board of Agri onltnre the largest number of adulter ated bracts (31 perceu!) was fonud to be from thy land of the Kaizer. Of sixty-thr.'O samples from Aineric.? not one was rej oted. Incideutal to all thistaere is somothiug about aotual - beams and fictitious motes which G?r nany would do well to ponder. Thero aro confined in tho Montani penitentiary 123 white men, sonio - of whom have been thero fer years "Of this number but two were sick. O? the nineteen Indians who have been oonfined iu tho pauiteutiary in the lost two years, three are dead, one was pardoned ia a dying condition, aud is now bandy alive, five are in the hos pital with the death mark on them, and three aro ill. Of the seven who are practically healthy, fivo have IOJU confined but ono month, one. nine months and one for twoyoar3. All of these Indiaus appeared to be souud when they were admitted to the peni tentiary._ The meeting of Prince Bismarck and Li Huug Chang racalls General Grant's comparison between the two mon. Ho thought them tba two greatest men ho had known abroad. Tho Chinaman wont to Fredrichsruh to visit the ox-chaucelo:r. "We have both long helped our misters to gov ern each a great country," eaid Priuco Bismarck. But an Oriontal is not to be outdouo iu compilaient, and Li made answer that though he himself had been able to direct the 'affairs of China, Princo Bismarck had shown himself equal to governing a world. If he had said a continent ho would not havo bi?en far wrong, But thero is a pathoB in tho interview. Each of theso two extraordinary men is at the end of his career. Prince Bis marck can contemplate the Ger man Empire which he created, not perhaps without some anxiety as to what ita present ruler may do with it, but wita the assurance, neverthe less, that it is as secure as any exist ing work of h'imau hands. It is the yonugest of great empires. China is the oldest, and what must Li Hung think of his life's ende ivor as he con siders what China was when he first became Viceroy and what she is now? The E ist and the West met together I at Friedrichsruh. Tho revolution in J each within tho lifetime of these two men has been equally momentous, j When Germany became the first Powe! ci Central Enropo there were terrors of war, but Germany has kept tho peace and made others keep it. | Nobody knows what the effect of China's fall rid of the rise of Japan into a great Asiatic empire may be. I4, ls not likely that tho German and the Chinese statesmen exchanged views on these point?. Still less is it likely that, even if they did, we BhaU Jtnow what they said j New Mexico's claim to statehood tests on the fact that she haB a popu lation of 175,000, with taxable prop erty valued at $45,000,000. Tho Illinois nppcllate court hos de Bided that where a secret society ex pels a member thc oourts may inquire i:;to tho expulsion and seo whether 01 uut it be just. Tho railroad construction in the United States for the first half of 1896 was only 717 milea This shows a very slight improvement over the first six months of 1895, when the record was 620 miles. Next May Queen Victoria will com pleto a reign of sixty years, and th*. officials most likely to be concerned have been privately informed that should the period bo accomplished celebrations much in thc style of those at Jubileo yoar will be held in honor of tho event Francis Joseph, of Austria, is one of two independent European sover eigns whose presumptive, heirs are their nephews. The other is tho king of Roumauirt. The emperor of Russia and the king of the Belgians have presumptive heirs in their brothers. The king of Spaiu's presumptive heir is bis sister, and the queen of the Netherlands her aunt. All other independent European sovereigns have sons, unless tho sultan be an in dependent European sovereign. The mutual benefit co-operativo nnd fraternal insurance associations of the United States have a total membership of 3,500,000 persons. Tho obligations of these associations to their members are about $5,200,000,000. The indus trial insurance companies have a mem bership of 6,900,000 persons with ob ligations amonnting to $620,000,000. These different classes of insurance combined aggregate over $6,000,000, 000, niue times the combined capital of the 3,700 national banks in the United States, Tho New York Herald says : The militia of thc United States has been raised to a high state of efficiency within, the last few years. Guards men are regarded as "toy soldiers" no longer. The railroad riots in Chi cago and the trolley cor strikes in^ ? Brooklyn BhowVd that they have tho manhood to rise to the heights the oc casion calls for. With the same meth ods of discipline existing between them, the footing of tho regular regi ments and most of the regiments of the guard in regular warfare would bo the same. Long ago a certain Prince of Orange was Generalissimo of the Austrians. He fought against tho French iu Italy, died, and was buried at Padua (1799). For four years the Dutch Government has been in treaty for the Prince's re mains, and after an eudless amount of diplomatic negotiations and corre spondence matters were arranged, a Dutch man-of-war arrived in Venice, and after another three weeks' delay, they arranged to open tho tomb and tran-qjort by tho man-of-war lo Hol land. It was a most impressive cere- i mouy. A representative of the Queen I of Holland came expressly. Admirals, | generals, officials galoro, special | trains, funeral car, troops lining the way, minute guns, and flags half-mast high, and then the tomb was opened, and contained-nothing. There has been computed, "on the basis of the latest scientific and statis tical sourcos accessible," a suggestive table of tho distribution of the people of the globo according to their relig ions. This table is published iu the Deutscha Kirchenzeitung (Beriiu). j The population of the earth is esti- I mated at 1,500,0)0,000, distributed ae follows: Europe, 381,200,000; Africa, 127,000,000; Asia, 351,000,000 ; Aus-j tralio, 4,730,000; America, 133,670,-j 000; total 1.500.000,000. The lead-i ing religions aro represented by the following ?gure3; Protestant Chris tians, 200,000,000; Roman Catholic Christians, 195,000,000; Greek Cath olic Christians, 105,000,000; total Christians, 500,000,000. Hebrew*, 8, 000,000 : Mohammedans. 180,000,000 ; h. athens, 812,000,000; total non Christians, 1,000,000,000. Won a King's Bride. German papers tell an interesting Btory regardiug the young king of Servia's recent vain trip in search of a bride. His majesty had taken it into his head that he would like to marry Princess Maria, daughter of the king of Greeee. The Servian minister in j Athens proposed tho rn'- iago to the Greek rulers and received au evasive answer. The minister was encouraged, however, and telegraphed the king to proceed to Athons. Tho young Grand Duke Alexander Michaelovitch, how ever, had long been in love with the j Princess Marin, and when he learned of the projects of the Servian monarch he pressed his suit SQ hard that when the young king arrived in Athens the eng gement with tho Russian had al r ady been announced. The uphappy diplomat will suffer for his blunder, and has already been recalled from his place. BY MAUDE MORRISON'. "There's no sense io't, Sary Ann, not the least bit in the world! If there was anything the matter with 'im 'twould bo din?rent; but ho's a healthy 'nough youDguOjfor all I kin see,"and Aunt Marthy dropped the armful of wood she had been carrying into tho box with a thud that served to em phasize her disopprov.il. "It hain't right that you should be a piimperin' of 'im up a-gettin' 'im to sentsiu' 'is weakness; 'sides you'll hev all you kin do to keep your own end o' the traces irum clnckin'," sho add ed sharply, as ?ke watched Sary Ann tying on her big gingham sun-bonnet. "I done up the dishes ali right, didn't I, Aunt Marthy? Au' the but ter's worked ap into balls to suit ye? An' I've gethered the cowslop greens fer dinner. Is there auythiug more that needs a-doin'?'' asked th a girl, turniug about and facing her aunt with indiguant oyes. "No, tho work's did up all right, Bary Ann, 'taiu't that, it's tho pam periu' of 'im." "Well, then, Aunt Marthy, if thcro hain't nothiu' to keep me, I reckon 'twon't do no hurt if I goes out an' gives Audy a lift 'ith them there tate r baskets; they'ro powerful heavy," said Sary Ann, as she opened tho door and stepped ont upon tho sunnv stoop. Awny off yonder lay tho 2+~JLlj plowed fields, dark and loamy, with patches of green June pasture land between and a long strotch of leafy woods beyond ; and over ali, tho sum mer sunlight, liko a c;old?u voil.drap "It's goin' to bo the hottest day wo'vc hed this summer,"thought Sary Ann, as her bare brown feet pressed tho withered grasses in tho meadow lot. Not a drop of dew clung to the sleu dor blades, and tho clover lay in flat tened masses close to the hot earth. Not a breath of air stirred the elder blossoms that drooped over the rno?sy rails of the old fence. Sury Ann could see, among the dis tant brown furrows, a tiny blue ob ject, aud she knew that it was Audy, toiling patiently over the potato bilk "Poor little feller 1" she mused, "he ain't fit fur to do it. Seems 'a if he gits peakeder an' paakeder ever' day. It most skeers mo to see how whito an' ghosty he looks. This hot sun's jest a-moltin'of'im up. Ho'd get plum bushed, I reckon, if I didn't happen 'long, now an' agin, to spell 'im off. "Hello, there, Audy!" she cried, as she carno nearer and couid see how very slowly the blue gingham shirt was creeping up and dowu the long furrowe. "Are yo bushed? I'm comin' to spell ye!" and BIIS took off her sun bonnet and waved it cheerily. Tho little fellow turned at thc sound of her voice, and looked eagerly over the field. He took off his ragged straw hat, and waved it to and fro in answer to her welcome. "No, I hain't bushed, Sary Ann," ho answored, lifting his pale face to her own, and smiling feebly, "but it's awful hot," "Yes, you look 'most roasted. Here's somo cool water I fetched ye ; mebbe you'd better wet your hcud 'foro ye drink auy, fur fear o' suu strokin'. I'm goin'to drap awhile!" "You're allns a-helpin' rae, Sary Ann. I hain't good fur much, am I?" he asked wistfully, his eyes full ol' grateful tears. "Never you mind! I reckon you do 'nough, anyhow. You go au' set down a-spell on that stone under the basswood shrub," and she gave him a gentle push in that direction. Sary Ann brushed a tear from her light lathes, as she picked up the heavy basket and began to drop. Up and down, and up and down, the long rows she went, her bore feet sinking ankle-deep into the steaming loam, stopping now and again to hil her basket at tho big bags stationed hero and their, throughout the field. Away over to the other eido she could see Uncle Jerry ond tho red oxen, and hear his voioo as he urged them along with tho heavy drag. "He'll git it all in afore sundown, easy" she mused, as she shifted her bur den from one baud to tho other, and looked prospectively about her. "But Andy hain't goin' to drop no more of 'em, if I kin help it. He's jost about tuckered!" and sho glanced anxiously over to thc dejected little hc?p auder the basswood shrub. Audy bad taken off bis ragged pin bat, and it lay upon tho ground 1 siilo bim. The locks of light ho falling about his thin faco; tho st expression in the blue eyes thatlooki up at her occasionally ; the weary a titude he had taken, with his elboT rested on his knee?, and his chi plunged into two scrawny hand seemed to nervo SH ry Aun into great activity, The sun crept higher and highc and a brazen .yellowish glare sceme to overspread the blue sky. Still Sat Ann worked on, and Uncle Jen plodded patiently along bohiud tl red oxen. It was only when tb cheerful sound of tho dinner-be came over the fields, that she set th empty basket down beside one of th half-filled sncks, and went ovor to th stone whero Andy sat. She dropped down ou a little clnm; of sod in front of him, and picked n hie ragged bat to fun her warm face. "My, it's hot 1" she murmured, rt she untied her sun-bonnet, ant brushed back the locks of rough brow hair that hun 5 limply about her fuoe "But it's cool, an' breezy 'nough ii this shudder though. Bs ye gettin rested?" she asked, anxiously, look ing up quizzically into the boy's face "Yep," answered Andy, in a B\O\ meditativo way. "I've been think in'-Sayl I'm nu awful bother to you, ain't I,Sary Ann? You're allus a-spell in' me off, au' doiu' ray work. Say, don't you git tirod o' workiu', Si ry Ann?" "Now, dou'tyou goto frettin' 'bon1 thet, Audy, I'm stouter'n you be 'sides I'm lots older. I'm 'most fif teen, jest thiuk o' thet, Andy 1 When you get as old as I am, mebby you won't need no spelliu'," and she renched out and laid hor arm caress-, ingly ou the little scrawny arm. "Whou I get big," s.iid Andy eagerly. '?TU take care o' you, Sary Ann. Do ynu think I'll bo stont an' big, like Uucle Jerry, when I'm ftf-. teen?" >jj "Yes, when you're fifteen you'll be lots robuster'n ye bi now, I reckon," another tater be you goiu' io drap, Andy Smith ; do you hear?" "But Aunt Marthy--" protested Andy. "L don't keer nothin' 'bout Aunt Mar thy 1" interrupted Sary Ann. "1 reckon all the Amit Mirth vs au'Uncle Jerrys there be won't git no more drappin' out o' yon, bein' as I kin help it," she added, indignantly. "Uucle Jerry oouuted on gettin' thia patch iu 'tore dark," said Andy, doubtfully. "Well, 'twon't be much of a stint fur me to drap 'em, 'thont any help frnm you. You kin stay au' help Aunt Marthy 'bout the house-draw the water, an' split the wood, an' secu like. You hain't got to come out here ag'in." "'Tain't no fittin' work fura gal!" said Aunt Martby, when S.try Ann proposed taking Audy's place in the potato field. "When i's a gal, gals weroa'posed to stay in tho house an' learn to bake au' to sew. Now,there's that snail-shell quilt fur your sa ttiu' out ; 'tain't more'n half done, an' you've bjen at it 'most a your." "~ "S.'ttin-outs kiu wait, I reckon!" muttered S.try Ann, as she piled the dinner dishes into tho p.in of steam ing water. "Pretty housekeeper you'll make!' grumbled Auut Marthy. "Sides he's a nigh onto twelve years old. Time he's a-gettin' hardeuod to't if he ever iutcuds to 'mount to nuything. Now when Jerry wus his age, ho could do 'most all kiuds o' farm w.>rk- plough iu' an' hoiu' an' d ;r3'iu'? an' ha didn't go to peakia' up au' go?tin' wally-eycd over it nuther. There haiu't no sense iu't, I say. I'm pin n ont o' patience with ye fur pamperin' of 'im up BO!" Sary Ann did not answer, only bjut her head lower over tbe dishpan and worked on in sibnee; and th-?n when the last dish was 'Wained and turned over in its customary piaco on th'j clean-papered shelves, nba slipped her sun-bonnet qnietly dowu from ita peg behind tho kitchen dmr, and sped away over the fields. "I reckon 1 kin atau' it batter'n bim,1'she maned, as she picked up the heavy basket, and began again her wearisome journey, up and down the long field. The sun was just creeping down amongst tho leafy tops of the tall maples in tbe woodland stretch when she reached the last row. Sbe stooped and looked about her. The dragging was almost finished. Sbe could hear thc red oxen as they clanked their heavy yoko.", and Uncle Jerry's coarse voice ns no guided the clumsy fellows over the brown field. Sbe turned ber faca toward home. A queer little figure hat humped np 011 thc old rail fencf ; and Sary Anu knew that Andy was waiting for her. She quickened ber pace and soon came up to where he was sitting. "I come to meet ye,Sary Ann. Just look a' there!" Ho was* tending up rig?jtt on the top rail, aud poin toward a dark object stationed in centre of tho far corn field. 'fife a scarecrow. Don't it ! scaly? 'Taint nothin' though but ole pants and coat stuffed with sti an$ MY ole hat on top of it," he claimed. ?teuess it'll make 'em git, thor dq#t you ? " he questioned eoge "?4oade it ail myself. Como ov see|it." And he clammered di from the fence and started off ia dinaction of the scarecrow. "It'll tickle 'im 'most to death hoy me go," mused Sary Ann, as followed slowly nloug behind h heedless of her tired feet and ach neild. ''He wa'u't so near dead but whal co?ld gad 'round ull tho afternoon togglin' np that . there skeercro sw Aun t Murthy, when they co imp supper. "You're having all yi pains fur nothiu', Sary Ann. E jw as abie's you bc; I've watel 'ira an' I know. No youngun co pfpnee 'round as clipper as 'im, an' rWj allin'. Thcro's no sense o' ', ??fcenm' 'gin work in this way; ?-jflght's well knucklo into't first Int Thero won't bc muca chanco spell 'im tc^uorrer, I reckon, fur 1 Jpn' to tov n, au' you've got all \ sorubbin' to git did, 'Jong 'ith the r ?Bl he Salurday's clean in'. He'll lEbwn drappiu' fur once, an' go 'Bough fur '?ni." .Jilt was with a heavy heart that Sa lpn stood on tho step in thc eai jBrning light, and watched the fnm "'tip little figuro trudging off towar tfo potato field. ?l'hero was no hope of spelling hi -flat day uhe knew, with all the wee! scrubbing to be done, and she sigh? wearily au nhe turned agaiu to tl homely duties that awaited her. B?he forenoon dragged ou ve jnbwly; bnt in spite of the work, Sa] JSSnu went many times to tho littl Brm er window in the attic, for son: yfomp.se of tho blue checkered shirt i He far-off potato field. She watch? the brazen brassy heavens with anxioi wes, hoping to see some tiny clot adrift, that would bring welcome she mr to the little fellow toiling patientl H the hot snn ; but n pearet wt the least faint ri I m of clot 1, onl ?fie broad expanse of glaring sky, an :?te great yellow sun, hanging ovi ;: "I don't know what'll ever becom of Mm. Thatsnu'il je'st naterully me '?er," she mused, s she oamo in from the back yard.whcr -she bad been testing tho temperature "Guess I'll jest tote 'im out som cool water, seein' as the scrubbiu'a al did,an' there's nigh unto au hour 'for dinner time," she said, as sho tool down a little pail from tho pantrj shelf and curie ! it out to the pump "It'll sorter freshen 'im up; he'l be a-noediu' of it b.ul 'nougb, reckon. " When she reached the old fence stu stood upright on the top rail, am shndiug her eyes with ono hand, looked away over the plowed fields. There was no little blue shirt to b< seen bonding over tho potato hills, ouly Audy's scarecrow,staring dumbly back at her from the corn rows. "It looks liko tho ghost of 'im,' thought Sary Ann, as sho started of across the fields. "Andy 1" she called, as she neared the middle of the potato field, and still no sight of the familiar littre fignre. "Andy 1" then sho listened for nn answer; but only tho "caw-caw" of a venturesome cruw, circling over her head, broke the stillness. "Ho's over t'other side sonic'ers," she mused as she hurried on. But she did not see him until she carno close apon him-i limp little heap in tho middle of tho loug row, his poor pinched choek lying white and still, against tho dark earth, his half-empty basket besido him. "Oh, Audy, Andy! what's the mat ter? Bo you sick?" she cried, as she fell upon her knees and drew tho poor little hci>d upon her lap. "He's u-sunstrokiu'! " she cried, as the pale bpi parted and gasped for breath. She lifted him in her arms and carried him to the friendly shel ter of the basswood shrub. Ob, how pitifully frail the little figure wasl She bathed his burning face with the rt freshing witter, and forced a few drops of it between his closed teeth. Thou as swift as t>e wind sho sped away over the field for Uuciu Jerry. Together they carried him, limp ?nd unconscious to tho house, and ititi him ou Aunt Marthy's white bed iu the spare room. They placed cool, soothing bandages to his head, and au ned him softly, until the blue eyes opened, only to stare around the room unconsciously, and close again. They worked over him patiently nntil Auut Marthy came home with tho horse und buggy, then Uncle Jerry drove back to town for the dootor, aud Aunt Marthy took his place at thc bedside. There were tears in her eyes as sho bent over tho little figure, and laid her hind on tho white brow. "Poor leetle feller!" she murmured. "We've been too hard on him. He's pinta tuckered ont." And very ten derly Aunt Marthy brought cloths and bathed the dusty little body,doing all that she could to bring him back to ljfe nod cuyscioitsncs?, Then the ductor carno and adnu tered such remedies as bu could ; 1 thia was only thc beginning of mi long days of suffering and anxiety Aunt Marthy grew very gentle tbese day.--. She went about tho ho; with subdued footsteps, speaking i low soft voie*, quito unlike thc ha fretful toucs ul' uld. She was ci kind and lenient towards S nw Ai who hung anxiously over Andy*? b watching for 6omo sign of recoves and when it came it was Aunt Mart who heaped the little sufferer's ro; with luxuri?s, r, hu invented such daii delicacies to tempt him back to life. It seemed to Audy that he open his eyes upou a fairy land. The prel M?)aro room, with a window openi out upou Aunt Murthy's bed of pi sics; and, ye?, there was a buwl . h'm on tho stand beside his bed; t bright rag carpet,and muslin curtail draped cheerily back from the gre morning-glory vines outside. He looked about him silently foi long time, with evident enjoyniei then he raised his great blue eyes Aunt Murthy's in speechless gra tnde. "I didn't get tlie taters al! drappc did I, Aunt M ir thy? Is it too late drap 'era now?" lie questioned in th strange, weak, little Voice of his, "Don't yon worry 'bout the taters, child, you dun't have to dr: auy more of 'em, I reckon," said Au; Marthy, as she smoothed back tl light locks from Andy's pale fae? while the tear that had been gathcrii; on her own lashes dropped silentl upon the white coverlet. Sary Aun saw it, and went nnd stoo a long time ou the back steps, starin away off across the corn fields, whei a scarecrow flapped its limp ant wierdly against tho twilight bkies. Farm Field and Fireside. Three Famous Fruit Trees. Tho fruit of tho dato palm is tin principal food for a greater part e tho year of many people. Pounds into solid cakes it is carried on trijj over the desert, thc stones being fe the camels. Boasted and ground th kernels raako a good substitute fo coffee, and also yield oil. Tho beautiful date palm of th tropics is iudigenuiu tu Asia am Africa, but flourishes in all hot couu tries. There aro aearlv 1 " . ?nenies some eighty feet ' 0u, and living 20I year*. Each tree yields abont 20I iBBtTT^^MWh * geasou? Thia iuva! uable_tcue.has no less than 360 differ ent uses. The trunk furnishes build ing timber, cooking utensils, bow: and arrows; rojts are used for feuc ng and rop-'S, as well ns articloi o clothing. The graceful banana tree is a r?-la tive of the plantain. Tho rapidly growing suckers produce at any that of the year. After a couple nf years thc tree dies after producing several bunches, sonic of which weigh eighty pounds. The handsome I aves are usually torn to ribbius by the trade winds, and are ten feet hmg. A flas produced from the fibers is woven in to a thiu maslin. Green bunamis aro dried and grouud iuto flour, which is baked in cakes. This fruit is so com mon that one of the huge bunches wc see in tho grocery stores may bo pur chased in tho tropics for twent\--fivo cents, and in the planters' homes a bunch' always bang.0. Thc Care of a Watch, few people seem to realize what a delicate instrument a watch is. Thu is shown by the fact that niuo men out of ten persist in (rinding their timepieces at night, when they retire, instead of when they get up in tho morning. According to a well-known watchmaker, tho winding should bo done iu tho morniug, so that thc spring shall be at its strongest tension dnriug the day, when the watch is more liable to Jolts and shocks of va rious kinds. Ai night the compara tively weak spring will havo nothing to disturb it. A watch shou'd bo oiled every eighteen mouths. It might run years without lubrication, but thc wear and liar on the works will in the cud work devastation. Thc watchmakers are also rejoicing ill tho fad for women's watches, especially those who do a great deal of rep tir ing. The average woman m iv be de pended upon to neglect her watch, particularly in Ibo small detail of winding it. lu proportion to the number sold, there are twice as many women's watches broug'it back for re pairs as men's. Lightning's Queer Course. While Aarou C. Hung,a watchmaker residing near Beru ville, was working at his bench recently,Ughtuing struck his dwelling. Tho bolt passed into tho cellar, and thence up into the roura, where it jumped from a lot of tools tu tho vise where Mr. Haag sat. It then entered tho drawers, melted tools, splintering a log of tho table, and finally struck Mr. Haag on tho leg, ripping his trousers into shreds and tearing one of his shoes fruin his foot. Mr. Haag was hurled from his seat and his clothes were ignited. A red s'.reak marks his leg where the electri city passed from the knee to the foot. Beyond a sensation ut numbness, tho man escaped injury. Seveu members of the family wero near by, but were I not hurt.^-ijernutup (l\nn.) Tribune. "BIRD DAY." Movement to Protect Songster! Frcrn Wanton Destruction. Public Schools to Have a Day for Instruction in Ornithology. An appeal for tho observance of "bird du j" in the schools throughout thc country has been made by the Agricultural Department. The ob ject is to set apart a day ouco ft year or to combine it with "Arbor day, for instruction in tho value of our native birds and the meaus of protect ing them from wautou destruction The i?ea originated with Superintend ent of Schools Babcock of Oil City, Penn. It has already been adopted in two cities, Oil City and Port Madi son, Iowa. Tho circular of the Department of Agriculture on thc subject recalls that tho idea of setting apart ono day in thc year for thc planting of trees was lir.it suggested nearly twenty-five years ngo by J. Sterling Morton, now Secretary of Agriculture. It is be lieved that the observance of a bird day will appeal to our people-par ticularly our youth-even moro strong ly Thc circular anya that from all sides come reports of a decrease in native birds due to the clearing of the forests, draining .if the swamps, and cultiva tion of land, but especially to the in creasing slaughter of birds for game, the demand for feathers to supply the milliirory trade, and the breaking up of nests to gratify thc egg-collecting proclivities of bran ll boys. An attempt has been made to restrict the c.mes by legislation. Nearly every State and Territory has passed game laws, aud several states have statutes protecting insectivorous birds. Such laws arc frequently changed, nud cannot be expected to accomplish ranch unless supported by popular sentiment in favor of bird protection. Tho object can only bo attained by demonstrating to the people the value of birds, and how can it be accomplished better than through the medium of tho', school.-.? Briefly stated, tho object of Bird Day is to difluye knowledge concerning our native birds,and to aronse a more gen eral interest in bird protection. As such it should appeal not only to orni thologists, tportbraen, and farmers, who have i y preservation general public, who would Hoon appre ciate the loss if some of thc songsters were exterminated. It is time to give more iuteliigent attention to the birds and appreciate their value. Many schools already have courses in nat crnl history or nature study, and such a day would add zest to ular studies encourage the pupils to observe carefully,and give them some thing to look forward to and work for. In the words of the originator tf tho day, "tbe general observ ance of u bird day in our schools would probably do more to cpen thousands of young minds to the reception of bird lore than anything else that can be devised." The first thing is to interest the scholars in birds in general, and particularly in those of their own locality. Good lists of bads havo been prepared for several of tho states, and popular books and articles on ornithology are within the reach of everyone. But the instruction should not bo limited to books; tin; children should be en couraged to observe tho birds in the field,and study their habits and migra tions, their nests and food, and should be taught to respect tho laws protect ing gamo and song birds. What Trnc Friendship Means. Between friends there must bc closb sympathy, and ono must be able to give to the other what she lacks, but even between those friends who are nearest and dearest it is not necessary to lay bare one's heart. Such con fidence is too apt to be greeted with a curious satisfaction an t even from a friend this gratification makes one feel ns if one's biuises had been touched with vitriol. A real friend asks no questions. She takes tho best that comes, the best that in iu you, tho best that you caro to offer her, and demaude nothing more. She hai long ago learned, being wise, that to all of us there comes a time when nothing should be said; it is true there is a time when some thing should be- sud, but there is never a time when everything should be said. There is very often a silence between two women friends that means rest, and she is unwise who breaks that silence.-Ladies' Home Journal. To Magnetise Hairpins. A New York man has received a patent for a magnetizing box for hair pins. He docs not clearly state the object of his invention in magnetizing the pins, but it is presumed that the charged pins arc 1 ss liable to come out of the hair an I be lost, and they ure all attracted toward each othor when in position. To remove ouo of them it must bo done against the magnetic force which tends to keep it in place by attracting it to tho ri' ;:j:iiniiig pine of birds, hui also^bvl MOTHERS READ THIS. The Best Remedy. For Flatulent Colic, Diarrhoea, Dysen tery, Hausea, Coughs, Cholera In fantum, Teething Children, Cholers Morbus, Unnatural Draina Crom the Bowell, Pains, Griping, Loa of Appetite, Indigestion and. all Dis euse of the Stomach and Bowels. PITTS CARMINATIVE . t [li the f.tandard. It carries children over the critical period of teething, andi li recommended hy physicians as the friend of Mothers. Adults and Children. It ia pleasant to the taste, snd never falls to give satisfaction. A few doses will demonstrate its su perlative virtues. 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Mrs. Bacon-Too bad he couldn't have made himself a little more agree able. Husbaud-(contemplating a pui chti.se)->I like those "Gladstone" baga. -So do I, Isn't he a wonderful to lind time to invent anything .Wife mun to hud time to ~ ' lnTOBrraytmifg* like that? George-I wouldn't be discouraged by one refusal. There is no reason on enrth why she shouldn't marry you. Edwin-That is why I feel sure Bbc never will. Mrs. Fisfnz-Three minnies ofter thc fire broke out in the hotel thou sands of jieople were on tue tcene. Mr. Fisftiz-I suppose they wanted to see the tire escape. Tbo merchant (to his daughter's suitor)-Now how are you fixed finan cially ? The suitor-Well, I have no debts, Tho merchant-What a pity 1 Then I cannot give you my daughter. "What did the stranger say when voa gave him the bill?" Waiter-Such mouhtroiis prices ho never saw; we were au abominable gang of thieves. Hctel-keeper-Good 1 So he didn't become abusive, then? Wurdpnll-I believe it would be a good idea to nominate Bzskpxski. He's a mighty good man. Heelah Ob, ho's a good man nil right, but how could we ever get up a campaign yell on such a name as that? H?-And did you cull at Monte Carlo while you were at Nice? She No ; papa called on him, I believe^ but from his disappointed appearance when he returned to thc hotel, I think Mr. Car.'o must have been ont Ctibtomer (timidly)-I-er-sup pose you havo some-er-suitable books foi: a man about to-er-be mar ried ? Head Clerk (promptly)-Yes sir. Here,Skigglcs, show this gentle man your line of largest sized pocket? books, Lightning's Queer Coarse. While Aaron C. Hang,a watchmaker residing near Bernvilie, was wcrkiog at bia bench recently,lightning struck . bia dwelling. The bolt passed into the cellar, and thence up into the room, where it jumped from a lot of tools to tho vine where Mr. Haag 6at. It then entered the drawers, melted tools, splintering a leg of the table, and finally struck Mr. Haag on the leg, ripping his trousers into shreds and tearing one of his shoes from his foot. Mr. Haag was hurled from his seat aud his clothes were iguited. A red streak marks his leg where the electri city passed from the knee to the foot. Beyond a sensation of numbness, the m in escaped injury. Seven members of the family were near by, but wer? not hurt.-Scranton (Penn.) Tribune, Feminine Comment, "George, there's bound to bo bolt ing in the convention." "Yes. I suppose that's to hold tho planks in the platform"-Chicago Record IT is said that Li Hung Chang only wears one tuspender. And yet they call him a statesman,